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You never know people.
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The people closest to you will
surprise you the most.
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I thought it'd be impossible
to explain the concept
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of a "situationship" to my dad.
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I told him that basically,
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you hook up with each other, eat together,
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Netflix and chill and that's it.
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You don't share your emotions
or real feelings.
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And my dad was like,
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"Son, I have done all that
with your mother."
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"It's called arranged marriage."
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I was like, okay!
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You never know people.
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I have a childhood friend.
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We were at boarding school together.
We shared dreams.
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And today, guys, he's sitting
in the audience with you.
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And since I've been on the stage,
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he's been on his phone.
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Bro, you had one fucking job!
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Sit here and laugh loudly,
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so that I'd win this open mic.
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Go, Imaad!
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By the way, Neil is neither
in a relationship or situationship.
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And I wonder why.
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I mean, he's a gym trainer.
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5'5'' tall. He lives with his parents.
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What could be wrong?
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There's my other childhood friend.
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Ahana. She's also my flatmate.
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We aren't in a situation-ship.
We're in a space-ship.
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We give each other a lot of space.
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She stays in her room, I in mine.
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I have my girlfriends and she has Rohan.
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Look at them, guys.
They're so adorable, so cute!
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Stop.
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They've been dating for two years.
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Three!
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Three years. I'm worried
they'll soon get married.
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But you know, Ahana,
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I'm not ready for you
to leave this space-ship.
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So, Rohan, tell you what.
Move in with us after marriage.
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- Yeah.
- Done!
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And, guys, I hear Rohan cooks very well.
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He's well-organized.
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And it's time
we get a full-time house help.
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Shut up, Imaad!
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Jokes apart, we'll call him Junior.
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And it has nothing to do with the pictures
you sent Ahana last night.
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Imaad!
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All we've got to say is this
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We'll live the way we want to live
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There's nothing
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that can bring us down
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We'll take the path our hearts have found
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People go, people stay
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Let it happen anyway
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These days are new and nights are young
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Let new songs be sung
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Let it happen anyway
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We have all the happiness we'll ever need
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We're masters of our destiny
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What can stop us now?
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People go, people stay
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Let it happen anyway
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These days are new and nights are young
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Let new songs be sung
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If you feel
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Your lover drift away
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Just follow
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What your heart will say
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People go, people stay
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Let it happen anyway
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These days are new and nights are young
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Let new tales be told, new songs be sung
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People go, people stay
Let it happen anyway
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These days are new and nights are young
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Happy New Year!
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Let new tales be told, new songs be sung
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Good morning.
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Hey, you've left?
Why didn't you wake me up?
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You looked so peaceful.
I didn't have the heart.
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How sweet! Call me later?
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Sure. Bye.
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See you.
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I need to be on my own for some time.
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- Tell me the truth.
- There's no one else.
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Then what happened? I don't understand!
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Ahana, I told you,
I need some clarity in my life.
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- I don't know what I'm doing.
- What are you doing?
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I must focus on my career.
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I need some space. That's all.
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Are you an astronaut?
Need space for your career?
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You work in your dad's firm.
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Please, Rohan, I know
you wanna hook up with other girls.
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I just-- I'm done. I can't…
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- Can't do what? What, Rohan?
- I just can't.
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- Huh?
- Nothing.
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Nothing ever happens.
Maybe that's the problem!
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Is this about sex? We can work on it.
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That's another story.
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I spoke about marriage.
It freaked you out.
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- There's no rush.
- I'm not freaking out.
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I just need a break.
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For how long? A month? Three months?
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I don't know!
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What do I tell my parents?
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- I don't know.
- What do you know?
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Is the house on fire?
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What?
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- Why was Rohan rushing out?
- Shut up!
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What's happened now?
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He wants a break.
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- From when?
- From now.
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Don't worry, he'll be back.
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And if he doesn't,
there's always arranged marriage.
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How was your date?
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Cute. Journalist.
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Cute? Seeing her again?
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You've got issues, bro.
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Don't tell Neil.
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He doesn't like Rohan.
When we get back, it'll be awkward.
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Okay.
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Morning, Neil.
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- Baby, your breakfast is ready.
- Thanks, Mama.
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And your parcel came yesterday.
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Thank you.
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- How was Mass?
- It was fine.
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Protein got over?
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Didn't you just order some?
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Neil, 8,000?
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- Who asked you to check the bill?
- Someone has to.
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Every day 12 egg whites, salmon.
Isn't that enough protein for you?
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So I paid for it. I can pay
for everything else too if you want.
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Can we please have our breakfast in peace?
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All I want is for you to save your money.
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And 20 pairs of shoes? Why do you have it?
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I need proper sneakers.
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Your generation doesn't know
the difference between need and want.
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T-shirts and shorts!
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Only I know how hard I work
to run this house.
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"I don't know
what I've done to upset you."
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"Have I done anything at all?"
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"This isn't the first time we've argued,
or the last."
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"So can you please just tell me
why you want a break?"
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"Just don't say you're bored of me.
Or you're looking for someone new."
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"I don't understand what you want."
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"What are you looking for?"
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"What we have is precious, Rohan."
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"I don't know
when we stopped communicating."
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"Please call me. I'll be waiting."
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Hold my hand because I'm taking you
with me to Lalaland.
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I'm Lala, but of course you know that.
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And today I've brought you all
to sunny, gorgeous Maldives!
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To celebrate you guys!
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All one million of you.
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So let's dance, shake a hip.
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Run on the sand, take a dip in the pool.
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'Cause life is la-la-la!
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At the beautiful Maldives sea villa.
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Why does she deserve a free vacation?
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She has a million followers, bro.
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Wear a bikini and the boys will follow.
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Just shut up, man.
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She's an influencer.
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Who's influenced
by this inflatable horsey?
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It works, dude.
People don't know it's all sponsored.
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- Hotels, trips, right?
- Exactly.
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- She's a marketing genius.
- What?
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Looks like the next Neil Pereira rom-com
is coming in a theatre near you.
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C'mon, guys, grow up. She's my client.
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Client? You went to the Maldives with her?
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Yeah, so?
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To carry her bags?
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To train her.
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- To train her!
- Train her.
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- Why didn't you post any selfies with her?
- She's just a client, yeah?
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Do I need to post every minute of my life?
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- This is a little shady.
- Very shady.
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Okay, fine.
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- Fine? What's that?
- Fine?
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- Fine.
- Fine what?
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Fine what?
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- It's more than that.
- I knew it!
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Since when?
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It's been a few months.
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You've hid it for months?
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- She doesn't want people to know.
- So are we just "people"?
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Bro, her followers must think
she's single. Attainable.
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- We're not her followers.
- You're still not?
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- No!
- We're your friends.
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So behave like friends.
Just give me some privacy.
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- Imaad, he wants privacy.
- Privacy.
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- We'll give him privacy.
- You piece of shit!
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You want privacy?
When are we gonna meet her?
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You want privacy, do you?
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Sorry.
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Seriously, bro,
this AI shit could end careers.
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Yours maybe. Mine hasn't started.
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It'll happen, man. You'll be fine.
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You're the man. You're good.
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Good doesn't cut it anymore, bro.
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These days you need to have your
own brand and celebrity clients.
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So? You have a celeb. Lala.
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Lala today, Lolo tomorrow,
then Bebo. Then Saifu!
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But seriously, man, I don't know
what the fuck I'm doing with my life.
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I want to open my own gym.
That'll be a game changer.
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So do it!
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You should've told me earlier.
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I have some rupees saved. I can open
two branches this week. What say?
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Man, I have no idea what I'm doing either.
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Tell you what.
Let's try till we're thirty.
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And if nothing works out,
Ahana will support us both.
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I'm sure she's already planning for it.
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Ahana's sorted, man.
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What is she doing with Rohan?
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Rohan wants a break.
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- What?
- I didn't say a word. You know nothing.
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Rohan wants a break from Ahana?
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- Guts.
- I know.
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Guts.
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- Bottoms up!
- Bottoms up!
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PLEASE CALL ME. I'M WAITING.
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Why has Rohan posted
a photo of a cake at dawn?
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What?
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- Bro, that's a cupcake.
- Same thing.
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How's it the same thing?
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- A cupcake is part of the cake family.
- So?
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A cupcake has its own identity.
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Its own personality.
You'd call a pastry a cake?
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- You nuts?
- A pastry is a pastry.
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- You're mad.
- You are.
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If I post a photo of an Alsatian,
I can't call it a dog?
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- South Bombay elitist!
- You call Messi by name.
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- Navi Mumbai is…
- Your dad's house…
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Shut up! Just shut up!
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I want a break, or I want to break up?
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Ahana, is the Adrena-Fit
proposal deck ready?
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- I've mailed it to you.
- Great. Thank you.
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You planned the whole strategy
and she'll take the credit.
240
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He uploaded a photo of a cake
this morning.
241
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,890
- What?
- Yeah, cupcake. And a heart.
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Cupcake?
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Let's check.
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Stacy Gomes, Mrinalini Jaisinghani,
Trisha Mariwala, Anoushka Gupta.
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- Kylie Jenner…
- Kylie Jenner.
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Dude, all boys follow Kylie.
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- Who's the dream girl?
- Ayush's sister.
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- Butter Cupcakes?
- Open that.
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This is where the cupcake was from.
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"Tanyabuttercupfly."
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Tanya Mehra.
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Just a girl with a sweet tooth
and a sweet life. Sparkle emoji.
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Always remember to sprinkle laughter,
254
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spontaneity and kindness
onto every single cupcake.
255
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#baketheworldabetterplace.
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Let me see.
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- Let's check her stories.
- She'll see my name.
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We'll make a fake account. Give.
259
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:44,470
"I want a break" basically means,
"I want to hook up with someone else."
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00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:48,470
You said you were never in a relationship.
261
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,220
- Then how so sure?
- I know, right?
262
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:51,890
Maybe I should be a therapist.
263
00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:55,140
But I can't pull off your cardigan look.
264
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,520
You come to this session
to talk about you.
265
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Not about Ahana or my cardigan.
266
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Aren't we stuck in a loop?
267
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:07,220
I think you've built a wall
around yourself.
268
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And you won't let anyone in.
269
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,850
But you deserve a healthy,
loving relationship.
270
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:19,020
What I really deserve is for dad
to stop sending me to these sessions.
271
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,020
You know, Imaad, the thing about shame is
272
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:28,890
the more you hide it, the more it grows.
273
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,930
- But when we've talked about it--
- It's been 14 years.
274
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Let's both forget it.
275
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,770
Where did you buy your cardigan?
276
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:46,310
- You're sure this will work?
- Trust me, bro.
277
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:49,970
It'll strengthen the glutes,
build endurance,
278
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:52,600
- and it'll also protect the knees.
- That's good.
279
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,930
That's it. Squat, hold that, stabilize.
280
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,020
Pelvis tucked in. Chest up, bam!
281
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,890
- Shoulders drop, yeah.
- Perfect.
282
00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:02,810
- Let's go for one last. Just on one leg.
- All right.
283
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,720
This will strengthen your glutes.
284
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:08,220
- It'll build endurance.
- One, two.
285
00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:09,680
One more.
286
00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:12,430
Protect the knees from injury.
Drop your shoulders.
287
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,850
Lengthen the spine.
288
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,520
Breathe. Smile.
289
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:23,720
- Why can't I look like Malaika?
- Why do you need to?
290
00:19:23,810 --> 00:19:26,520
Take care of yourself
and that makes you beautiful, right?
291
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:29,810
C'mon, nine, ten.
292
00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:31,640
C'mon, Anita, let's go.
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Eleven.
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00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,770
I might not know Uganda's capital,
295
00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:40,180
but I know what Malaika Arora wore
to the gym yesterday.
296
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,970
Even our attention span is
getting shorter.
297
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,020
We used to watch five-day test matches.
298
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:49,220
And now if a video isn't interesting
in the first five seconds,
299
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:50,720
we go, "This guy is a drag!"
300
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,850
I think the only people
who can perform in less than five seconds
301
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are Indian men in bed.
302
00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:01,810
Too close to home, ma'am!
303
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,720
Are you guys together?
304
00:20:04,810 --> 00:20:05,770
Sorry, sir.
305
00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:12,350
We come across someone's profile
who has a life we aspire to have,
306
00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:14,640
we instantly follow them.
307
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:19,180
We feel insecure and depressed
looking at the profile,
308
00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:20,970
but we are willingly following it.
309
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,560
How stupid is that?
310
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:26,310
If you want a daily reminder
that you're a disappointment,
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00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:27,470
just call your dad.
312
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,470
He's still wishing his son will
change the world one day.
313
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:37,890
I read a survey that an average person
checks their phone 224 times a day. Wow!
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00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:41,270
If you're repeating an activity
224 times a day,
315
00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:43,560
it's not an activity, it's an addiction.
316
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,850
And we have become addicted
to other peoples' lives.
317
00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:52,720
Enough! We've got blinders on
and our brains in a straitjacket.
318
00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:56,850
I don't want to know what you're doing,
thinking or eating.
319
00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:58,270
I have better things to do.
320
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:01,390
Like finding out what Malaika Arora
wore to the gym today.
321
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,310
That's my time, thank you so much.
322
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:09,470
Also, we have a very special guest
tonight, and a dear friend.
323
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,720
Please give it up for Sapan Verma!
324
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,220
Hello! Give it up for Imaad, everybody.
C'mon, once more!
325
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:22,890
We need some commercial material.
326
00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:25,020
Something meme-worthy that goes viral.
327
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:28,930
Tap into tier two, tier three space, man.
Take it to the next level.
328
00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:31,470
That's my next level?
Become a meme or a virus?
329
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,140
Of course! Anyway, listen to me.
330
00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:36,390
There's a high-profile wedding next week.
331
00:21:36,470 --> 00:21:38,600
- You're hosting it.
- And you're gonna dance.
332
00:21:40,310 --> 00:21:42,680
- Bye, Melbun.
- That means we're on, right?
333
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,680
- Did you see the new Vir Das special?
- Yes.
334
00:21:46,770 --> 00:21:47,770
It was okay.
335
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,520
Okay?
336
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:55,350
I loved it.
The way he worked the audience.
337
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:56,600
When's your special?
338
00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,270
- It'll happen. Takes time.
- Set a cutoff date.
339
00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:01,930
When I was your age, I was a self--
340
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,430
I know! You had your own car and kids.
341
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,270
Even walked on the moon.
342
00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:09,600
I can look after myself, Dad. Don't worry.
343
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:10,560
I know.
344
00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:13,390
All I'm saying is, be smart.
345
00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:16,970
The house and money your mother
left you won't last forever.
346
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,100
- Hmm?
- Hmm.
347
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,770
Imaad bhaiya!
348
00:22:22,850 --> 00:22:24,020
Hey!
349
00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:27,020
- Hello!
- Hello! Hi!
350
00:22:27,850 --> 00:22:29,520
- Bedtime?
- Yes.
351
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,770
- Give your brother a kiss. Come on.
- Come on.
352
00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,470
Drive the knee up.
353
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,930
Close. That's it. Good. Come down.
354
00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:47,970
Yeah, and all the way up,
and maintain that line.
355
00:22:48,810 --> 00:22:49,890
Kettlebell close.
356
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,020
Engage the core. C'mon, Lala, focus!
357
00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:56,020
- Man!
- What's up?
358
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,140
That old man keeps staring
through that window.
359
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:01,020
- What old man?
- Nothing.
360
00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:04,930
Don't open it.
He just stands right there and stares.
361
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:06,520
File a complaint.
362
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,220
- And say what exactly?
- That he keeps staring.
363
00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:12,270
Half the country would be in jail then.
364
00:23:12,970 --> 00:23:14,180
Unbelievable!
365
00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:17,060
You're cute.
366
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:19,180
Finish your set, c'mon.
367
00:23:24,930 --> 00:23:26,930
And very professional.
368
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,560
Ahana and Imaad want to meet you.
369
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:45,810
What's your scene tomorrow?
370
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,470
I'm taking my parents out
for dinner tomorrow.
371
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,390
Some other time?
372
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,430
Yeah, sounds good.
373
00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:59,770
Come, let's get some squats in.
Come on. Let's go!
374
00:24:05,810 --> 00:24:06,680
Zeeshan?
375
00:24:07,270 --> 00:24:08,640
- Hi, Simran.
- Hi.
376
00:24:13,850 --> 00:24:15,390
- Please come in.
- Thanks.
377
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,930
Oh, wow!
378
00:24:23,270 --> 00:24:27,060
- You know, I wasn't expecting this.
- Is that a compliment or an insult?
379
00:24:27,140 --> 00:24:29,850
No, no, it's really nice.
It's got character.
380
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,640
Some things look brand new, others look
like they've been here forever.
381
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,220
So I think we should just
jump right into it.
382
00:24:43,310 --> 00:24:47,140
Might be a bit awkward at first,
but, you know…
383
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:50,310
I usually don't allow a camera
on the first date.
384
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:53,560
I told you I wanted to photograph you.
385
00:24:54,350 --> 00:24:56,140
I thought that was an excuse.
386
00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:58,100
No, I'm a photographer.
387
00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:00,970
It's for a project of mine.
It's called "The people of Tinder."
388
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,890
Nice. So you want to interview me?
389
00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:04,930
Kinda.
390
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:07,100
Con artist.
391
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:08,930
That's me.
392
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:15,810
So you want to meet the person
behind the profile?
393
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,140
Thanks. I guess.
394
00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:22,060
I want to understand
who you are when you're alone.
395
00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:23,520
But I'm not alone.
396
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:26,520
Yeah, I know.
Just ignore me. Do your thing.
397
00:25:28,270 --> 00:25:31,770
Tough! Your presence is
really affecting your art.
398
00:25:32,850 --> 00:25:34,350
You interested or should I go?
399
00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:36,720
Are you breaking up with me?
400
00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:43,180
How old are you?
401
00:25:43,270 --> 00:25:44,310
Twenty-five.
402
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,640
- What do you do?
- I'm a stand-up comic.
403
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,270
You know the problem with political jokes?
404
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:52,850
They get elected sometimes.
405
00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:54,850
Why comedy?
406
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,270
Dad, is that you?
407
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:01,850
When did you first realize you were funny?
408
00:26:03,430 --> 00:26:06,310
I think it was when I was really sad.
409
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,180
What's with this ring?
410
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:18,970
It belonged to my mother.
411
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,850
You ever been in love?
412
00:26:28,890 --> 00:26:31,680
What? Come on,
never had your heart broken?
413
00:26:32,770 --> 00:26:33,770
Once.
414
00:26:34,430 --> 00:26:35,720
How old were you?
415
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,220
- Nine.
- Nine?
416
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,140
We don't get to choose that shit.
417
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,640
"So, have you ever been in love?"
418
00:26:59,270 --> 00:27:01,270
Yes. I have.
419
00:27:06,970 --> 00:27:08,020
Bye, Zeeshan.
420
00:27:10,310 --> 00:27:11,890
It's Imaad.
421
00:27:11,970 --> 00:27:15,600
- What?
- Zeeshan's for Tinder. My name is Imaad.
422
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:17,220
Wow!
423
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:18,970
Bye.
424
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:38,270
The easiest way to change one's
perspective is to move to a new city.
425
00:27:39,890 --> 00:27:42,430
Life is a collection of moments.
426
00:27:43,890 --> 00:27:45,430
Choose your lens wisely.
427
00:27:55,850 --> 00:27:57,890
C'mon, Ashish, let's go, brother.
No stopping.
428
00:27:57,970 --> 00:27:59,350
Squat deeper. Engage the core.
429
00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:03,310
Less of shoulders. C'mon, engage the core.
Keep going. No stopping. Use--
430
00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:06,890
- Take it easy.
- Dude.
431
00:28:08,350 --> 00:28:11,060
- Yeezy 350s?
- Yeah, bro.
432
00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:13,270
Been trying to cop these babies
for months.
433
00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:16,640
- All right! 30 seconds up. C'mon.
- Bro.
434
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,890
You're gonna kill me, bro.
435
00:28:19,810 --> 00:28:21,850
That's why I tell you
to come to the gym.
436
00:28:21,930 --> 00:28:24,140
You'll feel more motivated
seeing other people.
437
00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:26,350
Too crowded, man. Not my scene.
438
00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:31,520
Wait till I open my own studio.
It'll be perfect for you.
439
00:28:33,770 --> 00:28:35,810
- You're opening your own studio?
- Yeah.
440
00:28:35,890 --> 00:28:38,850
Only ten clients at a time.
Tailor-made services for each.
441
00:28:38,930 --> 00:28:42,100
Calisthenics, CrossFit, power lifting,
yoga, you name it.
442
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,350
Superb, bro. Sign me up, baby.
443
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:47,390
All right. Let's get this.
444
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,810
Squat. That's it!
445
00:28:49,890 --> 00:28:51,350
I did a market survey.
446
00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:53,970
The fitness industry is booming.
You have to do it.
447
00:28:54,060 --> 00:28:56,890
- I'm preparing a budget.
- You need a business plan.
448
00:28:56,970 --> 00:28:59,600
If only ten clients come at a time,
how will you make money?
449
00:29:01,220 --> 00:29:04,060
Your gym should be so exclusive
so that you can charge more.
450
00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:06,390
Investors must believe
this idea is scalable.
451
00:29:06,890 --> 00:29:08,060
Yeah.
452
00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:11,220
You know what I think?
There should be two studios in Mumbai.
453
00:29:11,310 --> 00:29:14,890
- One in Bangalore, one in Delhi.
- Dude, that is the dream.
454
00:29:15,470 --> 00:29:18,680
And you can launch an app.
You can have a nutritionist.
455
00:29:18,770 --> 00:29:22,810
You can have specialized meals,
athleisure, diet plans.
456
00:29:22,890 --> 00:29:24,850
You can have kickboxing, Zumba.
457
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,180
- Shit.
- Everything.
458
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,680
What?
459
00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:31,270
MBA, bitches!
460
00:29:35,270 --> 00:29:38,560
If I found someone like you,
I'd be sorted.
461
00:29:40,350 --> 00:29:42,810
Why "like" me? You've got me.
462
00:29:44,890 --> 00:29:45,770
What about your job?
463
00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:48,140
I'll quit.
464
00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:51,020
That place is a dead end.
465
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,930
You'll run everything.
You set up the studio,
466
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:57,060
I'll handle expansion and management.
467
00:30:00,470 --> 00:30:03,470
- You're hired. Let's do this.
- Seriously?
468
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,680
You're hired!
469
00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:06,720
What about the money?
470
00:30:06,810 --> 00:30:09,810
We'll make a killer pitch,
flirt with some investors.
471
00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:12,100
Guys.
472
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,600
I'm in.
473
00:30:15,060 --> 00:30:16,640
How much money do you need?
474
00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:19,180
How?
475
00:30:20,810 --> 00:30:24,600
Mum left me some money,
and I have to invest it smartly.
476
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,270
This is how.
477
00:30:28,390 --> 00:30:30,470
- Bro, you're serious?
- Yeah.
478
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,020
Imaad, we humbly accept your offer.
479
00:30:33,850 --> 00:30:37,350
But, guys, it'll take time to break even,
so you must be sure.
480
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,520
Look, guys. If I have to invest,
I want to invest in you two.
481
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,600
I trust you guys.
482
00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:46,890
Fuck! Guys, is this actually happening?
483
00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:48,520
It is.
484
00:30:49,270 --> 00:30:51,520
Shit!
485
00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:56,100
- To the Jungle Gym.
- The Jungle Gym?
486
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,600
- The Jungle Gym.
- I love it.
487
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,270
To the Jungle Gym!
488
00:31:01,350 --> 00:31:04,640
So, friends, let us convert our friendship
into a relationship!
489
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,270
To the Jungle Gym!
490
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,970
I wanna see you dance
491
00:31:33,430 --> 00:31:35,600
I wanna see you dance
492
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,770
- Sir, your bill.
- Give it here.
493
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,600
- You always pay.
- Chill, man.
494
00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:42,970
Is this what boys like?
495
00:31:44,310 --> 00:31:47,020
- Let it go! Why you looking at her?
- I've made a fake account.
496
00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:48,020
What?
497
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,470
Or else she'll know
I'm following her stories.
498
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,310
Just ask Rohan.
Why are you playing detective?
499
00:31:54,810 --> 00:31:57,520
She needs to block Rohan. And drink.
500
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,470
Fine.
501
00:32:00,350 --> 00:32:02,220
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
502
00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:04,520
Isn't that Lala?
503
00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:07,020
Isn't it?
504
00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:09,020
- Yes.
- Yes. It's her.
505
00:32:10,810 --> 00:32:11,850
I'll be back.
506
00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:17,100
- Who's she with?
- Who's she with?
507
00:32:18,390 --> 00:32:19,390
- Jinx.
- Jinx.
508
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,270
- Where do you want to do it?
- We can do it at any…
509
00:32:24,430 --> 00:32:26,100
- Hi.
- Hi.
510
00:32:29,390 --> 00:32:31,220
Kartik, Neil.
511
00:32:31,310 --> 00:32:32,600
Neil's my trainer.
512
00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:36,430
Oh, so you're responsible
for the way she looks?
513
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,350
Stop.
514
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,140
- I need a drink. Do you want something?
- I'm good.
515
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,100
- How about you? Drink?
- Cheers.
516
00:32:48,390 --> 00:32:51,720
So? Weren't you going
to dinner with your parents?
517
00:32:52,310 --> 00:32:54,970
Yes, I was. Then they went to bed.
518
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,100
Kartik is launching his own gin brand.
519
00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:02,770
I could be the face
of his online campaign.
520
00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:04,970
It's a big deal for me, Neil.
521
00:33:08,270 --> 00:33:12,060
Yeah. You know what,
I want a crate of that gin.
522
00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:12,970
I'm trying.
523
00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:14,430
- Bro.
- Sorry.
524
00:33:16,270 --> 00:33:18,600
- Have a good night. Cheers.
- You too. Cheers.
525
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,930
- Ahana, hi!
- Aisha, hi.
526
00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:25,890
- Congratulations!
- Thank you!
527
00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:28,180
I saw the photos.
Maldives must've been amazing.
528
00:33:28,270 --> 00:33:31,600
Oh my God, babe,
he proposed to me in a car.
529
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,520
Like in a parking lot.
530
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:37,560
I was like, "Press pause, please.
We're doing this on a beach."
531
00:33:38,270 --> 00:33:41,390
- Parking lot? How dare he?
- Right? Imagine!
532
00:33:41,470 --> 00:33:43,640
Didn't he consider all your followers?
533
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,560
- He should've.
- Classic.
534
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,270
- Hi, Imaad.
- Hi.
535
00:33:47,350 --> 00:33:48,430
Always a pleasure.
536
00:33:49,350 --> 00:33:52,430
So you're coming, right? You're in?
Counting you in. You too, babe.
537
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,270
- 100%.
- Yes, 100%.
538
00:33:54,350 --> 00:33:55,890
Neil, I'm getting married!
539
00:33:55,970 --> 00:33:57,430
I need another drink.
540
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,890
Let's drink up.
541
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:04,770
Don't get me wrong
This is my kinda song
542
00:34:04,850 --> 00:34:08,390
You had better sing along
It's been really really long
543
00:34:08,470 --> 00:34:12,220
Come on, come to me, my love
544
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,520
I wanna see you dance
545
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,890
I wanna see you dance
546
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,350
I wanna see you dance
547
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,470
I wanna see you dance
548
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,270
I wanna see you dance
549
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:35,270
I wanna see you dance
550
00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:39,430
I wanna see you dance
551
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,100
I wanna see you dance
552
00:34:45,180 --> 00:34:46,720
I wanna see you dance
553
00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:51,390
I wanna see you dance
554
00:34:52,810 --> 00:34:55,180
I wanna see you dance
555
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:58,770
I wanna see you dance
556
00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:02,720
I wanna see you dance
557
00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:13,060
Rohan, I really need to talk to you.
558
00:35:13,140 --> 00:35:16,270
I swear I won't talk about the break.
559
00:35:16,350 --> 00:35:17,930
Rohan, just tell me the truth.
560
00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:20,890
What the fuck?
Why can't you just call me back?
561
00:35:20,970 --> 00:35:23,270
I know you're seeing Cupcake.
It's disgusting.
562
00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:25,970
Like, I just knew
that this was going to happen.
563
00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:29,020
Rohan, you coward. Just pick up!
564
00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:31,600
Am I not good enough for you?
What's wrong with me?
565
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,060
This is a stupid game,
and you're going to call me back.
566
00:35:34,140 --> 00:35:36,810
I love you and it's going
to be fine, okay? I promise.
567
00:35:36,890 --> 00:35:38,310
…is not answering.
568
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,810
- Thank you, guys, so much.
- Thank you so much.
569
00:35:47,890 --> 00:35:49,970
Hope to see you again soon.
570
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:51,310
After you, madame.
571
00:35:51,970 --> 00:35:54,600
She seems so happy,
passing off my work as her own.
572
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,600
How can she be so shameless, bro?
573
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,680
- Bye.
- Yes.
574
00:35:57,770 --> 00:35:59,100
- Sure.
- Buh-bye.
575
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:00,970
I'm done with this job.
576
00:36:15,810 --> 00:36:17,430
At least he's sorry.
577
00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:19,350
No?
578
00:36:20,350 --> 00:36:22,720
He's sorry
because he really is with Tanya.
579
00:36:34,180 --> 00:36:35,180
Ahana.
580
00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:41,140
Call me later.
581
00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:29,680
Rohan, you coward. Just pick up!
582
00:37:29,770 --> 00:37:33,020
Ahana, I made you some coffee.
583
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,270
What's wrong? Why so down?
584
00:37:38,970 --> 00:37:40,180
Aren't you late for office?
585
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,720
I took the day off.
586
00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:50,140
Check this out.
587
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,560
Cute.
588
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,970
- Yeah?
- Yeah. It's nice.
589
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,270
Wanna see more? Come over today.
590
00:37:59,270 --> 00:38:02,970
You're going to hers, Imaad?
You wanna see more?
591
00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:06,020
Work on our million-dollar idea.
592
00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:08,430
Dad wants to see the business plan, okay?
593
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:12,020
And stalking Cupcake needs to stop.
594
00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:15,890
This is disgusting.
595
00:38:15,970 --> 00:38:18,720
- Your coffee is a fail.
- Divorce!
596
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,640
So now you're
asking your friends for money?
597
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,810
I'm not asking, Dad.
598
00:38:23,890 --> 00:38:26,140
Imaad is investing.
It'll be his business too.
599
00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:28,470
If he's financing your life,
he'll rub it in your face.
600
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,890
- You want to be his servant?
- You're talking about my best friend.
601
00:38:31,970 --> 00:38:33,680
Never do business with friends.
602
00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:35,640
Not everyone has the same experience.
603
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:42,350
What do you know about business? You spent
your life doing others' accounts.
604
00:38:42,430 --> 00:38:44,680
- Neil.
- What? It's true.
605
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,810
What are you doing? This is too fast.
606
00:38:48,890 --> 00:38:50,430
You need cardio, Anita.
607
00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:53,850
Cardio. Not cardiac.
608
00:38:55,220 --> 00:38:57,220
Sorry, one sec. Keep running.
609
00:38:57,310 --> 00:38:58,430
Yo, Harsh.
610
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,100
- Bro, I'm in Alibaug this weekend.
- Okay.
611
00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:04,140
There's a session with Malaika Arora.
I need you to take it.
612
00:39:04,850 --> 00:39:08,060
Sure, bro, that'll be great. Yeah.
That'll be great. Thanks, man.
613
00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:09,560
You got this. Make me proud.
614
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,390
- All right, cheers.
- Cheers.
615
00:39:54,430 --> 00:39:55,270
Oh my God!
616
00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:59,220
- You killed me today, Neil.
- No, you killed it.
617
00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:01,180
- Hot.
- Awesome.
618
00:40:01,270 --> 00:40:02,930
All right. I'll see you soon.
619
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:05,270
- Bye.
- Bye.
620
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,140
- You want a picture?
- No, it's all right.
621
00:40:09,220 --> 00:40:11,470
- C'mon, let's get one.
- It's okay. You sure?
622
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,680
- Yeah, c'mon.
- Wow, okay. Thanks.
623
00:40:13,770 --> 00:40:14,970
- Hold on to this.
- Yeah, sure.
624
00:40:21,270 --> 00:40:22,270
What's your handle?
625
00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:26,020
@neilpereira96.
626
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,220
If you had asked me to,
I wouldn't have posted it.
627
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,890
- But I like this picture.
- It's great.
628
00:40:32,970 --> 00:40:34,850
- Bye, see you soon.
- See you.
629
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,930
- Malaika…
- Yeah?
630
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,140
- Thanks for killing me.
- Yeah.
631
00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:48,310
Fuck!
632
00:44:27,390 --> 00:44:28,930
He's taking photos of me.
633
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,220
Who? The old uncle?
634
00:44:32,310 --> 00:44:33,810
And he's tagged me too.
635
00:44:35,060 --> 00:44:38,100
It's through this window. It must be him.
636
00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:39,470
"Paresh Phadnis."
637
00:44:40,270 --> 00:44:41,850
What a creep!
638
00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:44,810
- Fucker!
- Neil, I've reported it.
639
00:44:46,890 --> 00:44:48,350
Neil, where are you going?
640
00:45:00,970 --> 00:45:02,350
See who's there.
641
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,470
- Where's Paresh Phadnis?
- Who are you?
642
00:45:08,350 --> 00:45:10,560
Come here. You asshole.
643
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,060
Did you post this photo?
644
00:45:15,310 --> 00:45:16,770
Yes, I did. What's the problem?
645
00:45:17,390 --> 00:45:20,810
You're stalking a girl.
Posting photos of her, tagging her.
646
00:45:20,890 --> 00:45:23,220
It's harassment. Isn't that a problem?
647
00:45:26,180 --> 00:45:27,640
- Piss off.
- Neil.
648
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:30,520
If she doesn't want to be seen,
then she shouldn't show off.
649
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:32,520
Show off what?
650
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:36,600
Look at her clothes.
You can see everything.
651
00:45:37,970 --> 00:45:40,270
If she can post her pictures, why can't I?
652
00:45:40,350 --> 00:45:41,850
- Paresh!
- Neil!
653
00:45:42,850 --> 00:45:44,430
It's her body not yours.
654
00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:49,100
If she wants to post pictures of herself,
she can. Not you.
655
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,810
- Get it?
- Neil, there's a kid. Let's go.
656
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,520
I better not catch you peeping again.
657
00:46:05,310 --> 00:46:06,890
I can't believe you did that.
658
00:46:10,310 --> 00:46:13,520
I can't believe people do whatever
on social media and think it's okay.
659
00:46:25,310 --> 00:46:26,390
Are you okay?
660
00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:30,100
Hold it like a pen. Like a pen.
661
00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:31,890
- Like that?
- Yeah, and swirl.
662
00:46:31,970 --> 00:46:34,680
Swirl. And?
663
00:46:34,770 --> 00:46:36,930
- No.
- What's so funny?
664
00:46:38,850 --> 00:46:40,430
I came to Mumbai for two weeks,
665
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,310
and here I am, a year later,
sitting with a 25-year-old kid.
666
00:46:51,930 --> 00:46:53,060
I'm not a kid.
667
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:57,430
Then stop acting like one.
Pour me some wine, please.
668
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,560
- Okay.
- Okay.
669
00:47:02,140 --> 00:47:02,970
Okay.
670
00:47:12,890 --> 00:47:13,720
That's Adil.
671
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,520
We were together for six years.
672
00:47:22,770 --> 00:47:24,970
- Cancer?
- Yeah.
673
00:47:31,930 --> 00:47:32,970
I'm sorry.
674
00:47:35,970 --> 00:47:38,140
Yeah, it's messed up.
675
00:47:40,430 --> 00:47:41,600
It is.
676
00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:48,430
This shoot was Adil's idea.
677
00:47:49,020 --> 00:47:51,430
Now I understand, he was showing me a way,
678
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,640
you know, to say goodbye.
679
00:47:59,470 --> 00:48:00,640
I'll need some more.
680
00:48:03,810 --> 00:48:05,890
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
681
00:48:07,430 --> 00:48:09,930
We're fortunate to be artists.
682
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:13,520
Our art helps to make sense of our lives.
683
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,640
- I'm a stand-up comic.
- So?
684
00:48:16,220 --> 00:48:19,060
Humor is your way to express yourself.
685
00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:20,970
To show people your perspective.
686
00:48:21,060 --> 00:48:22,140
You're an artist.
687
00:48:23,140 --> 00:48:24,100
I'm an artist.
688
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,140
What happened to your mother?
689
00:48:35,310 --> 00:48:36,470
Leukemia.
690
00:48:38,970 --> 00:48:39,970
How old were you?
691
00:48:41,100 --> 00:48:42,100
Nine.
692
00:48:44,060 --> 00:48:46,640
Yeah, we don't get to choose
that shit, do we?
693
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:07,970
Ahana!
694
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,890
Knock!
695
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:20,140
You took another day off? What's going on?
696
00:49:20,890 --> 00:49:21,930
Relax, Mom.
697
00:49:23,470 --> 00:49:25,930
Where were you? With the photographer?
698
00:49:26,930 --> 00:49:28,640
The photographer's name is Simran.
699
00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:34,930
Oh, this one has a name. Had fun?
700
00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:38,140
None of your business. You had lunch?
701
00:49:39,180 --> 00:49:40,600
None of your business.
702
00:49:41,430 --> 00:49:42,640
Now get out.
703
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:45,720
- Get up!
- Imaad!
704
00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:48,850
Yes!
705
00:49:49,430 --> 00:49:50,970
He hasn't even called?
706
00:49:52,310 --> 00:49:53,770
What a bastard, man.
707
00:49:54,430 --> 00:49:58,680
- From now on, you train with me.
- Please, life is painful as it is.
708
00:49:59,270 --> 00:50:00,720
You'll have fun, I promise.
709
00:50:00,810 --> 00:50:02,180
Imaad will join us, right?
710
00:50:02,270 --> 00:50:03,470
No, thank you.
711
00:50:04,350 --> 00:50:07,140
Imaad needs to focus
on his modelling career.
712
00:50:07,220 --> 00:50:09,770
For his new photographer girlfriend.
713
00:50:09,850 --> 00:50:12,770
He's in love.
714
00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:18,430
- Who are you conning now?
- Go flex some muscles. Bob the Builder.
715
00:50:21,140 --> 00:50:22,680
Defensive. All right.
716
00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:26,220
Imaad loves the photographer.
717
00:50:26,810 --> 00:50:28,140
You were better depressed.
718
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:29,810
You're canceled.
719
00:50:31,140 --> 00:50:32,890
He's met her twice.
720
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:35,890
- Twice?
- Twice.
721
00:50:35,970 --> 00:50:38,720
- Bro, that's long term.
- We just talked. That's it.
722
00:50:41,430 --> 00:50:42,930
You talk too?
723
00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:45,140
All night long!
724
00:50:46,020 --> 00:50:49,470
- Go to hell!
- Aww, he's blushing!
725
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,850
Imaad, man, it's love.
It happens. You can't control it.
726
00:50:52,930 --> 00:50:54,640
- Get lost, idiot.
- Correct.
727
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:58,020
I'm outta here.
I have a meeting. With Melbun.
728
00:50:58,680 --> 00:50:59,520
- Bye.
- Bye.
729
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,810
Bye.
730
00:51:02,930 --> 00:51:04,430
She's pretty cool actually.
731
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,600
And? Is there anything romantic there?
732
00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:11,770
We kissed, twice.
733
00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:17,600
It's not a big deal.
No need to tell your diary.
734
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,060
You're taking it slow. That's good.
735
00:51:20,810 --> 00:51:23,310
I mean, we're friends.
736
00:51:24,470 --> 00:51:27,180
I think she also thinks we're friends.
737
00:51:27,270 --> 00:51:31,560
Interesting. You're thinking
about what she's thinking.
738
00:51:39,060 --> 00:51:39,890
Looking good.
739
00:51:42,060 --> 00:51:44,720
You should have a larger share.
Ahana smaller.
740
00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:47,720
She's the CEO
and you can always replace her.
741
00:51:48,310 --> 00:51:50,470
It's Ahana's plan, Dad. I replace her?
742
00:51:52,430 --> 00:51:54,020
She was always the smarter one.
743
00:51:55,220 --> 00:51:56,680
Do you trust them?
744
00:51:56,770 --> 00:51:58,180
I only have two friends.
745
00:51:58,930 --> 00:52:00,390
Everyone gets an equal share.
746
00:52:01,770 --> 00:52:02,770
Okay.
747
00:52:02,850 --> 00:52:05,140
Starting my own business is
a big opportunity.
748
00:52:05,220 --> 00:52:07,100
I can finally put my MBA to good use.
749
00:52:07,180 --> 00:52:10,560
- Also a big risk, but all the best, Ahana.
- Thank you, sir.
750
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,100
- You have a two-month notice period.
- Yes, of course.
751
00:52:13,180 --> 00:52:17,770
- I'll miss you, Ahana.
- Don't be silly! You never needed me.
752
00:52:19,890 --> 00:52:22,350
- Thank you, sir.
- Bye, Ahana. Thank you.
753
00:52:51,390 --> 00:52:54,680
You know, you know
What's in that head of yours
754
00:52:54,770 --> 00:52:57,350
You also know you can't just be so sure
755
00:52:57,470 --> 00:52:58,770
So I'll ask you
756
00:52:58,890 --> 00:53:01,430
Well, I'll ask you
757
00:53:02,100 --> 00:53:05,470
You know, you know, you know
You want escape
758
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,180
You know you're trying not to hesitate
759
00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:09,640
Let me ask you
760
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:11,970
Let me ask you right now
761
00:53:12,060 --> 00:53:15,100
Are you a cool kid?
Are you a cute kid?
762
00:53:15,180 --> 00:53:17,850
Do you fit in?
And do they like it?
763
00:53:17,930 --> 00:53:20,680
Tell me what can you do to make it okay
764
00:53:20,770 --> 00:53:23,520
To make it look
Like you don't wanna be like them
765
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,720
Cool kid?
Are you a cute kid?
766
00:53:25,850 --> 00:53:28,390
Do you fit in?
And do they like it?
767
00:53:28,470 --> 00:53:31,390
Tell me what can you do to make it okay
768
00:53:31,470 --> 00:53:34,560
To make it look
Like you don't wanna be like them
769
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,930
You can hate or you can not
770
00:53:39,350 --> 00:53:43,930
In the end you still wanna be
At the same spot
771
00:53:44,020 --> 00:53:46,180
That's anyway got no meaning
772
00:53:46,270 --> 00:53:48,850
The only thing that joins them is
What they're dealing
773
00:53:48,970 --> 00:53:51,560
Trust me you're better off
You're gonna get nothing
774
00:53:52,140 --> 00:53:54,600
Gеt nothing
775
00:53:55,850 --> 00:53:58,430
I wait one second and I buy me timе
776
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,270
Looking everywhere
Checking are you looking fine
777
00:54:01,350 --> 00:54:03,970
There's no pressure
Oh yeah, yeah, sure
778
00:54:04,060 --> 00:54:06,470
I'd love to believe that's how I feel
779
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:09,060
Sitting in the corner
Waiting for your white line
780
00:54:09,140 --> 00:54:12,020
Thinking all about it
Do you really feel fine?
781
00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:14,520
There's no pressure
Oh yeah, yeah, sure
782
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,270
I'd love to believe that's just how I feel
783
00:54:21,350 --> 00:54:23,930
That's just how I feel
784
00:54:26,890 --> 00:54:29,180
That's just how I feel
785
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:34,470
How I feel
That's just how I feel
786
00:54:35,060 --> 00:54:38,470
That's just, that's just how I
787
00:55:10,850 --> 00:55:13,640
Are you a cool kid?
Are you a cute kid?
788
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:15,970
Do you fit in?
And do they like it?
789
00:55:16,060 --> 00:55:18,850
Tell me what can you do to make it okay
790
00:55:19,430 --> 00:55:22,180
To make it look
Like you don't wanna be like them
791
00:55:22,270 --> 00:55:24,350
Cool kid?
Are you a cute kid?
792
00:55:24,430 --> 00:55:27,060
Do you fit in?
And do they like it?
793
00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:30,060
Tell me what can you do to make it okay
794
00:55:30,140 --> 00:55:32,890
To make it look
Like you don't wanna be like them
795
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:34,560
No!
796
00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:36,020
Happy birthday.
797
00:55:54,390 --> 00:55:56,680
Wow, Neil! You got her a Gucci?
798
00:55:58,140 --> 00:55:59,220
Nice, isn't it?
799
00:55:59,810 --> 00:56:01,720
It's super nice.
800
00:56:01,810 --> 00:56:04,430
Wow, Neil. You've outdone yourself.
801
00:56:05,430 --> 00:56:07,390
I wanted the black one.
802
00:56:07,470 --> 00:56:08,390
- Yes?
- Yeah.
803
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,390
Also, tell me
when you guys are ready for dinner.
804
00:56:12,470 --> 00:56:13,970
Yeah, it's all ready, so…
805
00:56:14,770 --> 00:56:17,810
- Where are the others?
- I wanted to keep it intimate.
806
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,470
- This intimate?
- Yes.
807
00:56:22,430 --> 00:56:24,100
Sweet of you to include us.
808
00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:25,850
Of course, darling.
809
00:56:27,850 --> 00:56:28,680
Catch!
810
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:33,720
- Raunak.
- Huh?
811
00:56:33,810 --> 00:56:35,140
- Candids.
- Yes.
812
00:56:35,220 --> 00:56:40,390
Okay, guys, let's pretend
to have some fun! Come.
813
00:56:41,140 --> 00:56:42,310
- Oh my God.
- Okay.
814
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,180
You'll give this to me?
815
00:56:45,810 --> 00:56:47,270
- Birthday present.
- Okay.
816
00:56:50,430 --> 00:56:51,350
Really?
817
00:56:52,220 --> 00:56:54,770
- Say Dior!
- Dior.
818
00:56:55,770 --> 00:56:57,810
Raunak does most of my shoots.
819
00:56:59,100 --> 00:57:01,680
By the way, you two are quite cute.
820
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,060
Why aren't you dating?
821
00:57:04,140 --> 00:57:05,350
She's out of my league,
822
00:57:05,430 --> 00:57:07,720
but I was hoping
if you had other friends here,
823
00:57:07,810 --> 00:57:09,640
I could've been introduced to them.
824
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:11,310
- My influencer gang?
- Yeah.
825
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:13,770
Please.
826
00:57:13,850 --> 00:57:17,020
They were just using me
to bump up their followers.
827
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:21,390
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, so they were canceled for tonight.
828
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,810
Neil's following has also shot up.
829
00:57:25,390 --> 00:57:26,430
Is he using you too?
830
00:57:27,020 --> 00:57:28,970
No. Not him.
831
00:57:29,060 --> 00:57:31,270
- But that's how most people are.
- Imaad, stop it.
832
00:57:31,350 --> 00:57:34,720
The moment you become famous,
people just stop acting normal.
833
00:57:34,810 --> 00:57:37,060
And what's normal, according to you?
834
00:57:38,390 --> 00:57:39,220
Excuse me?
835
00:57:45,930 --> 00:57:49,060
Happy birthday to you
836
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:57,970
- Raunak.
- Smile.
837
00:58:00,430 --> 00:58:01,850
- You wanna get the plates?
- Come.
838
00:58:01,930 --> 00:58:03,140
- Tissues as well.
- Yeah.
839
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,600
- Nice.
- Raunak.
840
00:58:07,310 --> 00:58:10,270
- Delete that last picture.
- This one?
841
00:58:11,350 --> 00:58:12,560
- Okay.
- Nice.
842
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,430
Imaad Ali!
843
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:22,930
Thank you, guys, thank you.
844
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,680
There are three things in life
I can't wrap my head around.
845
00:58:28,180 --> 00:58:32,270
The possibility of life on Mars.
The size of Jupiter.
846
00:58:32,970 --> 00:58:34,520
And the existence of
847
00:58:35,060 --> 00:58:35,890
influencers.
848
00:58:37,770 --> 00:58:39,720
I hope there are no influencers here.
849
00:58:39,810 --> 00:58:41,520
Perfect, let's do this!
850
00:58:43,310 --> 00:58:46,270
What sort of a profession is this?
What will their kids say at school?
851
00:58:46,350 --> 00:58:50,520
Back in the day, "Ma'am, my dad's
the CEO of a multinational company."
852
00:58:51,100 --> 00:58:52,220
And now, twenty years later,
853
00:58:52,310 --> 00:58:55,060
"Ma'am, my dad makes dance reels
and sells soap on Instagram."
854
00:58:55,810 --> 00:58:58,770
"Use promo code Foam20 to get 20% off."
855
00:59:02,810 --> 00:59:05,310
I have a friend
who's dating a real big influencer.
856
00:59:05,890 --> 00:59:08,720
Which is… I'm happy for him.
857
00:59:10,850 --> 00:59:15,020
But I think she's so out of his league
that it looks like a paid partnership.
858
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,600
She doesn't scream in bed,
she gives him a shoutout.
859
00:59:21,180 --> 00:59:22,810
She doesn't say, "Say my name."
860
00:59:22,890 --> 00:59:25,310
She goes, "Like, share and subscribe."
861
00:59:28,850 --> 00:59:31,470
She doesn't want him to find the G-spot.
862
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:33,560
She wants him to press the bell icon.
863
00:59:38,180 --> 00:59:41,640
I mean people have
used the Internet to cause revolutions.
864
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:42,970
And this madam is all,
865
00:59:43,060 --> 00:59:46,680
"Hey, guys. I'm off to the Maldives
to chill at my exotic beachside villa."
866
00:59:46,770 --> 00:59:49,770
"But keep enjoying the petty pleasures
of your middle-class life."
867
00:59:49,850 --> 00:59:53,720
"And keep dreaming of those vacations
you can't afford. Toodles!"
868
00:59:53,810 --> 00:59:55,310
"Toodles!" I love it.
869
01:00:00,930 --> 01:00:04,140
Don't get me wrong. My problem is not
that she went to Maldives.
870
01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:05,850
It's that she came back.
871
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:12,520
My friend, her so-called boyfriend,
used to be her gym trainer.
872
01:00:13,140 --> 01:00:14,430
Which is funny
873
01:00:18,350 --> 01:00:21,470
because now they're both working out,
but their relationship is not.
874
01:00:24,810 --> 01:00:26,100
- It's a joke.
- Yeah.
875
01:00:26,180 --> 01:00:29,100
He seems less like a boyfriend,
more like an unpaid intern.
876
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:32,970
The thing is, she doesn't
publicly acknowledge their relationship.
877
01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:36,720
Because apparently, she needs
to look single and attainable.
878
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:41,560
I told my friend, "It's okay.
Let the relationship be a secret."
879
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:45,430
"She gets to keep her followers,
and you get to keep your self-respect."
880
01:00:47,180 --> 01:00:48,810
But I'm very happy for him.
881
01:00:48,890 --> 01:00:51,270
Actually, I'm genuinely
very happy for him.
882
01:00:51,350 --> 01:00:53,770
He may not find love or respect,
883
01:00:53,850 --> 01:00:56,470
but at least he gets
a 20% discount on soap.
884
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,310
So, give it up for our next performance!
885
01:01:12,390 --> 01:01:15,720
We have our own Backstreet Boys
from Bandra.
886
01:01:15,810 --> 01:01:17,270
Magik with a K.
887
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,310
My clothes are ruined.
888
01:01:26,970 --> 01:01:29,600
Yo! How was it?
889
01:01:31,310 --> 01:01:32,390
Give me a smoke.
890
01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:39,060
Don't tell me you're offended.
891
01:01:40,850 --> 01:01:42,520
That stuff was personal.
892
01:01:43,770 --> 01:01:45,600
I told you these things in private.
893
01:01:47,770 --> 01:01:50,350
- Did I take your name?
- That's not the point.
894
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,180
Is this what you think of me?
895
01:01:54,810 --> 01:01:57,180
- Dude, it was a joke.
- It wasn't funny.
896
01:01:58,350 --> 01:01:59,970
It was insulting.
897
01:02:01,220 --> 01:02:04,560
You were humiliating me, bro.
In front of everyone.
898
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:07,060
It wasn't an insult but an exaggeration.
A humorous take.
899
01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:08,310
On my life?
900
01:02:09,270 --> 01:02:12,720
Say whatever you want
about me or my relationships,
901
01:02:13,310 --> 01:02:14,770
but say it to my face.
902
01:02:14,850 --> 01:02:19,310
Relationship? I didn't know
you were in a relationship.
903
01:02:22,350 --> 01:02:25,140
What do you mean?
What do-- What do you mean?
904
01:02:26,310 --> 01:02:29,470
Maybe you can't see it,
but Lala isn't serious about you, bro.
905
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,430
- Oh my God!
- But again that's just my opinion.
906
01:02:34,140 --> 01:02:37,060
So you also have an opinion
about what Lala thinks?
907
01:02:37,180 --> 01:02:38,020
Bro, you…
908
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,810
You behaved like an asshole at her house,
909
01:02:42,890 --> 01:02:44,560
and I didn't say anything.
910
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:45,810
- I'm sorry.
- I let it go.
911
01:02:45,930 --> 01:02:49,350
I'm sorry if that's how you felt
but I had no such intention. Okay?
912
01:02:49,430 --> 01:02:52,310
As for today's show,
I'm a comedian, I say what I see.
913
01:02:52,390 --> 01:02:53,640
- So it's like that?
- Yes.
914
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:55,390
There's such a thing as confidence.
915
01:02:55,470 --> 01:02:58,350
If you can't take a joke,
why are you here? Stay in the gym.
916
01:03:03,470 --> 01:03:05,600
Stop it, guys! What are you doing, Neil?
917
01:03:06,810 --> 01:03:07,970
What did you say?
918
01:03:08,770 --> 01:03:11,100
Just because you're investing in the gym
919
01:03:11,180 --> 01:03:13,470
doesn't mean you can say
whatever you want.
920
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:14,850
We're not your servants.
921
01:03:14,930 --> 01:03:17,100
- What's the connection?
- There is one.
922
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:20,100
I lack confidence?
923
01:03:21,180 --> 01:03:23,270
Bro, whatever I've done, I did on my own.
924
01:03:23,350 --> 01:03:25,060
Don't live off my father like him.
925
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:27,970
- Neil.
- Entitled prick!
926
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:31,890
You say what you see?
Can't you see the things you do?
927
01:03:31,970 --> 01:03:35,270
- That's enough. Stop it.
- Talk about your Tinder mania!
928
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:38,970
He can't handle
the slightest bit of intimacy.
929
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:43,640
You're emotionally stunted, bro!
930
01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:46,640
You're a sex addict. Get it?
931
01:03:47,180 --> 01:03:49,970
Joke about that! That could be hilarious.
932
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:53,180
Who knows? Maybe it'll
get you a special on Netflix.
933
01:05:05,060 --> 01:05:09,140
Bro, we should pitch this to Netflix.
This shit is killer.
934
01:05:09,220 --> 01:05:13,220
She doesn't say, "Say my name."
She goes, "Like, share and subscribe."
935
01:05:14,770 --> 01:05:15,640
She doesn't--
936
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:17,060
Give me a towel.
937
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:18,470
It's cold.
938
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,020
You said he wasn't home.
939
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:33,560
I lied.
940
01:05:35,810 --> 01:05:37,810
- Neil.
- Just grow up, man!
941
01:05:43,470 --> 01:05:46,770
How long will you not talk to each other?
We're starting a business.
942
01:05:46,850 --> 01:05:49,020
If we don't pay the deposit,
we'll lose the space.
943
01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:52,310
I have no problem with the business.
Please rent the place.
944
01:05:52,890 --> 01:05:55,430
So talk to him then. Yes?
945
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:58,020
He told me to return your money.
946
01:05:58,100 --> 01:06:00,720
- He wants to pitch it to a client.
- Dude, he hit me!
947
01:06:02,100 --> 01:06:03,720
And I'm supposed to talk to him?
948
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,140
I've quit my job, Imaad!
949
01:06:07,270 --> 01:06:08,600
Go, tell him that.
950
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:21,640
Here you are.
951
01:06:22,140 --> 01:06:23,180
This is Ashley.
952
01:06:23,770 --> 01:06:25,470
He'll fill your position.
953
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:27,560
So excited.
954
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:31,180
You can start the handover.
955
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:33,720
Come.
956
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,640
It was knee-length. Now it's ankle-length.
Now it's a balloon on your toes.
957
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:45,560
Don't wear it.
958
01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:38,060
- Knock, dude!
- What is this?
959
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:43,600
- Got a pool in your bathroom now?
- Shut up.
960
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:46,020
You get back from work
and you put on a bikini.
961
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:52,810
It's for Rohan, yeah?
962
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,060
I'm doing it for myself.
963
01:07:58,640 --> 01:07:59,970
I saw his comment.
964
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:02,350
I'm just having fun.
965
01:08:03,310 --> 01:08:04,810
You want to have fun?
966
01:08:06,220 --> 01:08:10,060
"Loves to travel?" No. "Wanderlust?"
967
01:08:11,220 --> 01:08:13,680
Dude, I'm not Tinderella type.
968
01:08:14,930 --> 01:08:18,520
Chill! Don't go to his on the first date.
Meet in a bar or a restaurant.
969
01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:21,140
But your first dates always come here.
970
01:08:21,850 --> 01:08:24,220
Lucky for them I'm a gentleman.
971
01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:27,020
Okay.
972
01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:28,890
No.
973
01:08:28,970 --> 01:08:30,810
Yes. Nice.
974
01:08:33,390 --> 01:08:35,100
Zeeshan looks quite interesting.
975
01:08:35,970 --> 01:08:37,390
What a nice guy!
976
01:08:37,470 --> 01:08:39,520
Look! Zeeshan with a puppy.
977
01:08:40,310 --> 01:08:43,600
Zeeshan with a baby. You rented it?
978
01:08:44,180 --> 01:08:46,270
Done? Strike left now.
979
01:08:51,020 --> 01:08:52,600
What are you doing on Tinder?
980
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,270
I thought you liked Simran.
981
01:08:57,310 --> 01:08:58,220
Yes.
982
01:08:59,390 --> 01:09:01,140
I know you like Simran.
983
01:09:03,060 --> 01:09:04,060
Delete it.
984
01:09:07,850 --> 01:09:08,970
Cute.
985
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,430
"Ram Singh, I'm going to be
the mother of your child!"
986
01:09:19,810 --> 01:09:22,180
I would never have assumed
you liked such films.
987
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,970
When did I say I liked it?
988
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:28,270
You didn't have to.
You were laughing the loudest.
989
01:09:29,180 --> 01:09:32,350
This whole act
of you being a serious artist,
990
01:09:33,430 --> 01:09:34,770
I think I get it.
991
01:09:35,430 --> 01:09:37,560
"You're the only one who really knows me."
992
01:09:48,140 --> 01:09:49,520
Did you talk to Neil?
993
01:09:51,140 --> 01:09:52,020
No.
994
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,810
Do you think you avoid intimacy?
995
01:10:00,270 --> 01:10:03,350
I was using Tinder just for fun.
I didn't overthink it.
996
01:10:10,270 --> 01:10:12,180
You thought I am avoiding intimacy?
997
01:10:12,770 --> 01:10:14,140
I just wanted the popcorn.
998
01:10:27,970 --> 01:10:33,220
Let me stay in your arms
999
01:10:38,220 --> 01:10:42,810
Just for a little longer
1000
01:10:45,890 --> 01:10:49,770
How I wish
1001
01:10:50,850 --> 01:10:54,600
The tide of this drunken moment
1002
01:10:55,850 --> 01:11:01,930
Pulls me in and I lose myself
1003
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:06,810
In your arms
1004
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:16,850
In your arms
1005
01:11:34,020 --> 01:11:37,770
This is the five-year projection.
With worst and best-case scenarios.
1006
01:11:37,850 --> 01:11:40,020
You memorized the entire presentation?
1007
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:44,350
It lacks vision. It feels very limited.
1008
01:11:44,930 --> 01:11:47,390
It needs to be more commercial.
Scale it up, please.
1009
01:11:48,140 --> 01:11:51,600
If we scale it up,
the space won't be premium anymore.
1010
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:52,680
Exactly.
1011
01:11:52,770 --> 01:11:56,470
Based on per square foot value, our model
is better and we can expand over time.
1012
01:11:56,560 --> 01:12:00,470
So you weren't wasting time
at the gym then?
1013
01:12:00,970 --> 01:12:03,430
No. I was recruiting talent.
1014
01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:04,930
Okay.
1015
01:12:08,310 --> 01:12:09,850
What will their kids say at school?
1016
01:12:09,930 --> 01:12:14,060
Back in the day, we went, "Ma'am,
my dad's a multinational company CEO."
1017
01:12:14,770 --> 01:12:19,220
Twenty years later, "Ma'am, my dad makes
dance reels and sells soap on Instagram."
1018
01:12:20,350 --> 01:12:23,600
"Use promo code Foam20 to get 20% off."
1019
01:12:28,310 --> 01:12:30,350
I have a friend
1020
01:12:31,890 --> 01:12:33,680
who's dating an influencer.
1021
01:12:34,470 --> 01:12:38,060
I thought she's so out of his league
that it's a paid partnership.
1022
01:12:41,770 --> 01:12:44,850
She doesn't scream in bed,
she gives him a shoutout.
1023
01:12:45,810 --> 01:12:46,970
She doesn't…
1024
01:12:55,100 --> 01:12:56,390
Anyway…
1025
01:12:56,890 --> 01:12:58,810
Remember when the Internet was new?
1026
01:12:58,890 --> 01:13:01,640
We thought, wow, it's an encyclopedia.
1027
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,470
The world is at our fingertips.
1028
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:05,970
This will change humanity.
1029
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:11,270
Now every twenty minutes,
all night long, we watch videos.
1030
01:13:16,140 --> 01:13:18,390
Where's the punchline, bro?
1031
01:13:18,930 --> 01:13:21,020
- Okay…
- How about an actual joke, man?
1032
01:13:21,100 --> 01:13:26,100
Guys, please welcome back our host,
Rebecca, for the evening. Thank you.
1033
01:13:30,220 --> 01:13:31,350
Imaad.
1034
01:13:31,430 --> 01:13:33,350
Hey, guys! Give it up for Imaad.
1035
01:13:33,430 --> 01:13:34,310
Imaad.
1036
01:13:37,430 --> 01:13:38,350
Imaad!
1037
01:13:40,100 --> 01:13:43,020
- Why didn't you finish the set?
- I'm not doing this one anymore.
1038
01:13:43,100 --> 01:13:46,770
Not doing it? This set killed that night.
1039
01:13:46,850 --> 01:13:49,720
People specifically called
to watch this set.
1040
01:13:49,810 --> 01:13:51,640
I'll write another one. Better than this.
1041
01:13:51,770 --> 01:13:53,020
- Bandra?
- Yes, get in.
1042
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:59,970
- Imaad, I've pitched this to Netflix.
- Melbun, forget this set.
1043
01:14:01,220 --> 01:14:04,810
This is insane. If you won't listen to me,
I can't manage you anymore.
1044
01:14:05,850 --> 01:14:07,720
Strange fellow. Doesn't even react.
1045
01:14:09,770 --> 01:14:11,640
- Let's go.
- Take him away.
1046
01:14:15,020 --> 01:14:17,890
Curl back your shoulders. Relax.
1047
01:14:21,020 --> 01:14:24,640
- I'll have abs by this evening?
- By this afternoon.
1048
01:14:26,020 --> 01:14:27,520
- Listen.
- Yeah?
1049
01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:29,810
We're still discussing your gym.
1050
01:14:29,890 --> 01:14:30,930
Take your time.
1051
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:33,220
- I'll see you.
- Good work, lad.
1052
01:14:33,850 --> 01:14:35,020
No cheating! Eat clean.
1053
01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:35,970
I'll try.
1054
01:14:41,850 --> 01:14:42,970
Yo, Harsh.
1055
01:14:43,060 --> 01:14:44,890
- Where are you?
- Pali Hill.
1056
01:14:44,970 --> 01:14:45,810
Head to Juhu.
1057
01:14:45,890 --> 01:14:48,020
There's a session with Malaika.
I can't go.
1058
01:14:48,100 --> 01:14:49,720
Done, great.
1059
01:14:49,810 --> 01:14:52,560
And, Neil, stop posting photos with her.
1060
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:54,930
She's not your client. It's tacky, bro.
1061
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:33,720
Ahana, tell me something.
1062
01:15:33,810 --> 01:15:37,470
What's a pretty, smart corporate
consultant like you doing on Tinder?
1063
01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:42,310
Exactly what a cute, polite
investment banker like you is doing.
1064
01:15:44,100 --> 01:15:45,720
- Enjoy your drink.
- Thanks.
1065
01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:48,350
You think I'm cute?
1066
01:15:48,930 --> 01:15:52,220
I thought flattery might stop
your line of questioning.
1067
01:15:53,140 --> 01:15:54,060
Okay.
1068
01:15:56,140 --> 01:15:57,310
Can I have your hand?
1069
01:15:58,390 --> 01:16:01,140
Yeah. Just to the right.
1070
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:03,640
Perfect.
1071
01:16:14,470 --> 01:16:17,060
You're an event planner.
You have your own company.
1072
01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:19,810
Your dog's called Jackie,
very imaginative.
1073
01:16:19,890 --> 01:16:23,850
You run marathons at 5:00 a.m. because
apparently you hate having a good time.
1074
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:27,100
Yeah, I'm hating this.
1075
01:16:31,770 --> 01:16:32,770
You're a good listener.
1076
01:16:34,310 --> 01:16:35,640
I'm a better kisser.
1077
01:16:43,390 --> 01:16:44,930
Lala, I was thinking
1078
01:16:45,020 --> 01:16:47,770
I should have
one of those bouldering walls on the side.
1079
01:16:48,310 --> 01:16:50,930
You know, I haven't seen
anything like that here.
1080
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:53,020
Feel like it could work.
1081
01:16:55,140 --> 01:16:56,930
Mumbai just doesn't have any space.
1082
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:02,140
Did you actually read the pdf I sent you?
1083
01:17:03,770 --> 01:17:07,140
Of course! There's no space
for a wallpaper, yeah?
1084
01:17:10,310 --> 01:17:11,470
No, but…
1085
01:17:20,220 --> 01:17:21,220
Who are you texting?
1086
01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:23,430
Nobody.
1087
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:27,810
You go out on a lot of dates?
1088
01:17:29,060 --> 01:17:30,020
You?
1089
01:17:30,100 --> 01:17:33,930
Not really.
In fact, I recently downloaded Tinder.
1090
01:17:34,850 --> 01:17:37,890
Actually, I just broke up
a couple months back.
1091
01:17:38,930 --> 01:17:39,770
What happened?
1092
01:17:39,850 --> 01:17:43,600
Honestly, I don't know.
Nothing ever happened.
1093
01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:44,770
You know?
1094
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:48,890
- Nothing ever happened?
- No, I mean--
1095
01:17:48,970 --> 01:17:52,020
- Did you do anything to reignite it?
- No, it's not that…
1096
01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:55,680
Or as you bankers might say, to reposition
towards an upward trajectory.
1097
01:17:56,770 --> 01:17:58,520
Can I get the dessert menu, please?
1098
01:17:59,310 --> 01:18:02,020
I just let you marinate
Now I love the taste
1099
01:18:02,100 --> 01:18:03,770
Come here, come here
Come here, baby
1100
01:18:03,850 --> 01:18:06,770
It's the way that I'm attached
Got me good and got me fast
1101
01:18:06,850 --> 01:18:09,220
You a real catch
Can you, can you, can you blame me?
1102
01:18:09,350 --> 01:18:12,180
Dreamin' bout you like a creep
1103
01:18:12,270 --> 01:18:14,720
What the hell you want from me?
1104
01:18:14,810 --> 01:18:17,560
What the hell you want from me now?
1105
01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:18,680
Morning, lad.
1106
01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:23,970
Any update on our gym proposal?
1107
01:18:24,770 --> 01:18:26,100
Did you use the shower yesterday?
1108
01:18:27,060 --> 01:18:27,890
Yes.
1109
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:31,520
I had a session with Malaika Arora,
I had to freshen up.
1110
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:32,680
Have you done this before?
1111
01:18:33,270 --> 01:18:36,890
- No. Never. I mean…
- There's a sign here.
1112
01:18:37,890 --> 01:18:40,270
Staff not allowed. A strict policy.
1113
01:18:40,890 --> 01:18:42,350
I'm your personal trainer, man.
1114
01:18:42,430 --> 01:18:44,930
Neil, the society has
asked me to fire you.
1115
01:18:45,890 --> 01:18:47,350
I talked them out of it this time.
1116
01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:50,310
Please don't cross the line, bro.
1117
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:52,680
Come on.
1118
01:19:04,390 --> 01:19:05,640
Home early today?
1119
01:19:14,430 --> 01:19:15,430
What is it?
1120
01:19:15,970 --> 01:19:17,970
- Can't you knock?
- What happened?
1121
01:19:18,060 --> 01:19:19,270
Must something happen?
1122
01:19:19,930 --> 01:19:20,810
Give me some privacy.
1123
01:19:22,970 --> 01:19:25,060
- And please knock!
- Okay.
1124
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:42,850
Baby, flip your hair back. Amazing!
1125
01:20:42,930 --> 01:20:45,140
Now show me that sexy jawline.
1126
01:20:45,220 --> 01:20:47,430
You look like a Victoria's Secret model.
1127
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:50,310
Dude, that's hot. That's really hot.
1128
01:20:50,890 --> 01:20:52,850
Lift that bottle up.
Fuck, you're killing me.
1129
01:20:52,930 --> 01:20:55,020
- You're killing me!
- Stop it.
1130
01:20:55,810 --> 01:20:57,390
Look over there and do it.
1131
01:20:57,470 --> 01:20:59,520
You look like a fucking mermaid.
1132
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:01,720
Take a sip from the bottle.
Hold it closer.
1133
01:21:01,850 --> 01:21:03,180
Give me a second, please.
1134
01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:07,640
- Wanna check this out till then?
- Sure.
1135
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:08,850
Gorgeous.
1136
01:21:09,430 --> 01:21:10,270
Hi.
1137
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:13,930
- What are you doing here?
- You weren't taking my calls.
1138
01:21:14,020 --> 01:21:16,180
And I saw on your story
that you were here.
1139
01:21:16,930 --> 01:21:17,770
I'm working.
1140
01:21:20,100 --> 01:21:22,310
- What happened?
- Nothing. I just wanted to talk.
1141
01:21:22,390 --> 01:21:23,270
Now?
1142
01:21:25,770 --> 01:21:26,970
What's he doing here?
1143
01:21:29,310 --> 01:21:32,270
I'm promoting his gin. Remember?
1144
01:21:33,100 --> 01:21:34,600
Lala, we're losing light.
1145
01:21:35,180 --> 01:21:36,140
Coming.
1146
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:38,140
You carry on. We'll talk later.
1147
01:21:38,850 --> 01:21:40,720
- I have booze to sell.
- Yeah.
1148
01:21:41,470 --> 01:21:42,640
I'm so sorry, guys.
1149
01:21:43,220 --> 01:21:44,270
It's okay.
1150
01:21:45,060 --> 01:21:46,640
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
1151
01:21:48,220 --> 01:21:49,220
Look over there.
1152
01:21:50,890 --> 01:21:52,390
Have you spoken to Ashish?
1153
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:56,600
Yeah, they're looking into their finances.
1154
01:22:00,060 --> 01:22:02,680
We found such a nice space.
We're gonna lose it.
1155
01:22:03,180 --> 01:22:05,100
And the money's lying in the account.
1156
01:22:05,180 --> 01:22:07,180
You guys are being so stupid.
1157
01:22:07,270 --> 01:22:10,390
- You know what he did, right?
- But you pushed him too!
1158
01:22:10,470 --> 01:22:12,350
It's happened. It's done.
1159
01:22:12,430 --> 01:22:13,930
So you won't speak forever?
1160
01:22:15,220 --> 01:22:17,310
I quit my job for you guys.
1161
01:22:19,470 --> 01:22:20,520
I know.
1162
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:24,850
So, drop this shit, or explain
to my parents why I'm unemployed.
1163
01:22:26,770 --> 01:22:29,520
- I'll talk to Imaad.
- What? Say that again.
1164
01:22:30,140 --> 01:22:33,770
I said I'll talk to Imaad.
We're meeting on your birthday anyway.
1165
01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:35,270
Thank you. Bye.
1166
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:38,140
Fight over.
1167
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:40,520
Bye.
1168
01:22:42,310 --> 01:22:45,020
I'll sleep on the couch.
Mom and Dad can stay in my room.
1169
01:22:45,810 --> 01:22:47,970
Ultimately, I always end up on the couch.
1170
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:50,140
You're going to Simran's?
1171
01:22:50,970 --> 01:22:55,060
- Yes.
- Live-in relationship.
1172
01:22:55,140 --> 01:22:56,220
It's just three days.
1173
01:22:56,350 --> 01:22:59,640
That's how it goes, bro.
First three days, then three months.
1174
01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:01,350
Then straight to thirty years.
1175
01:23:02,890 --> 01:23:04,270
I'm proud of you!
1176
01:23:11,850 --> 01:23:17,470
Where are we now?
How did we get here?
1177
01:23:18,430 --> 01:23:23,890
These deep blue nights
In endless hues
1178
01:23:23,970 --> 01:23:30,180
I lose myself in things you do
1179
01:23:30,270 --> 01:23:36,930
I'm lost, I wonder where I am
1180
01:23:37,020 --> 01:23:43,020
I lose myself in things you do
1181
01:23:43,140 --> 01:23:48,180
Can someone tell me where I am?
1182
01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:53,470
Let yourself go
1183
01:23:54,060 --> 01:23:55,520
Let yourself go
1184
01:23:56,020 --> 01:24:01,930
I lose myself in things you do
1185
01:24:02,020 --> 01:24:03,520
I really like you.
1186
01:24:07,890 --> 01:24:08,890
I like you too.
1187
01:24:08,970 --> 01:24:14,810
The magic that is me and you
1188
01:24:14,890 --> 01:24:20,310
I'm lost, I wonder where I am
1189
01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:27,470
I lose myself in things you do
1190
01:24:29,220 --> 01:24:35,060
Can someone tell me where I am?
1191
01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:38,020
It's so hot!
1192
01:24:38,100 --> 01:24:39,560
Thank God, we've reached.
1193
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:44,350
Sweetie, please turn
the air conditioner on.
1194
01:24:44,470 --> 01:24:46,930
Mom, we've just reached.
Can you give me one minute?
1195
01:24:47,060 --> 01:24:50,470
Yeah, but this humidity
is just intolerable.
1196
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:52,930
Of course, Ma.
I called you here to torture you.
1197
01:25:14,770 --> 01:25:16,310
The real one or the fake one?
1198
01:25:20,020 --> 01:25:21,020
She's a lovely girl.
1199
01:25:22,930 --> 01:25:26,220
- You two an item?
- Who says item, bro?
1200
01:25:26,310 --> 01:25:27,850
I'm not your bro, I'm your dad.
1201
01:25:28,770 --> 01:25:31,060
- Yeah, "item."
- Is she your girlfriend?
1202
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:33,680
I don't know.
1203
01:25:36,350 --> 01:25:37,390
Good enough.
1204
01:25:39,100 --> 01:25:40,430
I'm happy, Imaad.
1205
01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:42,720
Therapy is really helping.
1206
01:25:45,390 --> 01:25:48,100
I was afraid
you'd never trust people again.
1207
01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:50,140
- Because of me.
- Dad, please.
1208
01:25:52,350 --> 01:25:55,680
- I should've protected you, Imaad.
- Dad, go easy on the rum.
1209
01:26:31,220 --> 01:26:33,180
- Done with the Zoom call?
- Yes.
1210
01:26:35,470 --> 01:26:37,180
I made butter chicken and kebabs.
1211
01:26:38,100 --> 01:26:39,560
Is Meher a vegetarian?
1212
01:26:58,060 --> 01:26:59,770
- Hello.
- Happy birthday.
1213
01:27:00,810 --> 01:27:01,810
You know it's tomorrow.
1214
01:27:02,470 --> 01:27:04,310
So I'll call again tomorrow.
1215
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:07,140
So, what's your scene?
1216
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:09,720
Chill. Dinner at Izumi.
1217
01:27:10,220 --> 01:27:11,220
Izumi?
1218
01:27:12,970 --> 01:27:14,470
That was our spot.
1219
01:27:16,020 --> 01:27:17,020
Who you going with?
1220
01:27:17,930 --> 01:27:20,140
Why? Why do you want to know?
1221
01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:22,180
No, I just…
1222
01:27:27,470 --> 01:27:31,020
A toast to all of you!
1223
01:27:31,100 --> 01:27:34,640
You've been together since boarding school
and now business partners.
1224
01:27:35,850 --> 01:27:37,810
Always be together like this. Be happy.
1225
01:27:37,890 --> 01:27:40,100
To your friendship. To the Jungle Gym!
1226
01:27:40,180 --> 01:27:42,560
- To the Jungle Gym!
- And to my free workouts.
1227
01:27:42,640 --> 01:27:44,970
Cheers.
1228
01:27:45,060 --> 01:27:47,970
Wish you all lots of happiness,
lots of success.
1229
01:27:50,350 --> 01:27:51,220
Aunty, I'll check.
1230
01:27:51,310 --> 01:27:52,770
- Thank you.
- No worries.
1231
01:27:52,850 --> 01:27:54,850
- It's damn good.
- The butter chicken is amazing.
1232
01:27:54,930 --> 01:27:57,560
- We need to figure how to get it here.
- So learn it.
1233
01:27:58,140 --> 01:28:01,430
- Teach Imaad how to make it.
- Wow! Who sent this?
1234
01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:02,890
Red roses, Ahana.
1235
01:28:05,350 --> 01:28:06,680
It says, "From Rohan."
1236
01:28:08,140 --> 01:28:09,220
Sweet of him.
1237
01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:14,060
Why's he sending you red roses now?
1238
01:28:14,890 --> 01:28:16,100
He broke up with you, no?
1239
01:28:16,970 --> 01:28:18,270
He freaked out.
1240
01:28:19,020 --> 01:28:22,640
He thought we'd be engaged soon,
but he wasn't ready for marriage.
1241
01:28:23,220 --> 01:28:24,930
And this new girl is just a rebound.
1242
01:28:25,020 --> 01:28:26,390
But you're intelligent.
1243
01:28:27,020 --> 01:28:29,020
Why take on the pressure of marriage?
1244
01:28:31,890 --> 01:28:33,720
There's so much more to life.
1245
01:28:36,060 --> 01:28:38,020
Marriage isn't some joyride.
1246
01:28:39,390 --> 01:28:40,430
Meaning?
1247
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:42,220
Aren't you happy with Papa?
1248
01:28:44,430 --> 01:28:46,770
No, it's not that.
1249
01:28:48,930 --> 01:28:49,970
I'm just bored.
1250
01:29:08,220 --> 01:29:10,470
So basically, you've dated
all these people?
1251
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:13,430
Yes, of course.
I'm a con artist, remember?
1252
01:29:18,970 --> 01:29:20,220
They're beautiful.
1253
01:29:20,310 --> 01:29:21,350
Thanks.
1254
01:29:30,470 --> 01:29:32,810
But there's an emptiness to them too.
1255
01:29:32,890 --> 01:29:33,930
Yeah.
1256
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:36,060
It's the digital age.
1257
01:29:36,850 --> 01:29:38,930
We may feel we're more connected,
1258
01:29:39,770 --> 01:29:42,350
but we've never been lonelier.
1259
01:29:45,020 --> 01:29:46,220
Ahana's calling.
1260
01:29:46,310 --> 01:29:47,810
I'll call her back.
1261
01:30:11,810 --> 01:30:13,310
You're still on Tinder?
1262
01:30:19,470 --> 01:30:21,140
I was going to delete it.
1263
01:30:23,100 --> 01:30:24,560
You were seeing other people.
1264
01:30:29,470 --> 01:30:31,520
I'm sorry. Obviously it's wrong.
1265
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:33,060
I don't think I can do this.
1266
01:30:36,020 --> 01:30:39,140
I want to be with someone
who wants to be with me.
1267
01:30:42,850 --> 01:30:45,180
I don't want to wonder
what's real, what's not.
1268
01:30:45,270 --> 01:30:47,560
- I'm not 25.
- But I want to be with you.
1269
01:30:49,100 --> 01:30:51,430
You don't know what you want.
1270
01:30:52,470 --> 01:30:54,600
Listen, this is just stupid, okay?
1271
01:30:54,720 --> 01:30:56,600
- It means nothing.
- Why do it then?
1272
01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:05,680
You need to leave.
1273
01:31:35,430 --> 01:31:36,390
Ahana.
1274
01:31:38,390 --> 01:31:40,720
Where were you? We're getting late.
1275
01:31:42,020 --> 01:31:43,310
Aisha's sangeet.
1276
01:31:50,020 --> 01:31:52,720
You must come too.
Richie uncle would like that.
1277
01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:54,810
I won't get an off.
1278
01:31:55,430 --> 01:31:57,520
Nothing's happening with your gym anyway.
1279
01:31:58,220 --> 01:31:59,220
It's happening.
1280
01:32:01,220 --> 01:32:02,560
You're looking handsome.
1281
01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:06,140
When are y'all leaving?
1282
01:32:06,220 --> 01:32:09,390
- Our train leaves the day after.
- You're taking the train again?
1283
01:32:11,100 --> 01:32:13,680
Why aren't you flying? There isn't
much difference in the price.
1284
01:32:13,770 --> 01:32:14,720
There is a difference.
1285
01:32:15,310 --> 01:32:17,680
We're going in an AC compartment.
It's fine.
1286
01:32:17,770 --> 01:32:20,020
For you maybe. You asked Mama?
1287
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:22,970
- I don't have a problem, thank you.
- Thank you.
1288
01:32:26,140 --> 01:32:29,100
Can't you spend a little more?
How long must you live like this?
1289
01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:31,600
Why?
1290
01:32:32,520 --> 01:32:33,640
What do we lack?
1291
01:32:43,100 --> 01:32:44,140
Everything, Dad.
1292
01:32:46,060 --> 01:32:48,310
You have nothing. You don't have a life.
1293
01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:52,220
You drive the same old car,
live in the same crappy house.
1294
01:32:54,770 --> 01:32:57,350
When was the last time
you took Mama out for dinner?
1295
01:33:04,220 --> 01:33:05,850
I'll be late. I have the keys.
1296
01:33:12,390 --> 01:33:16,850
The number you have dialed is
currently busy.
1297
01:33:16,930 --> 01:33:18,600
Please try again--
1298
01:33:21,270 --> 01:33:22,890
Hey, Lala, where are you?
1299
01:33:22,970 --> 01:33:24,810
Do I pick you up or not?
1300
01:33:25,890 --> 01:33:27,180
Just let me know, okay?
1301
01:33:30,350 --> 01:33:31,270
Fuck.
1302
01:33:36,100 --> 01:33:38,430
Wow, from where did you steal that saree?
1303
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:40,680
Heaven.
1304
01:33:43,020 --> 01:33:45,560
- What's up, bro?
- Same shit, bro.
1305
01:33:48,220 --> 01:33:50,520
Very fake. Start again.
1306
01:33:51,270 --> 01:33:52,220
Shots.
1307
01:33:53,930 --> 01:33:55,640
- You look nice.
- Thanks.
1308
01:33:55,720 --> 01:33:56,770
Here you go.
1309
01:34:02,020 --> 01:34:02,850
Yeah.
1310
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:04,770
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1311
01:34:04,850 --> 01:34:05,970
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1312
01:34:12,180 --> 01:34:15,930
Going to the bathroom.
Please try not to kill each other. Okay?
1313
01:34:19,640 --> 01:34:20,720
So?
1314
01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:23,470
Come over to the bar.
1315
01:34:23,970 --> 01:34:25,270
The one at the back.
1316
01:34:25,350 --> 01:34:28,310
Yeah. Okay, I'll see you there.
1317
01:34:29,600 --> 01:34:30,720
Simran?
1318
01:34:30,810 --> 01:34:32,430
No. Tinder date.
1319
01:34:33,020 --> 01:34:35,220
You brought a random Tinder date
to Aisha's sangeet?
1320
01:34:35,310 --> 01:34:36,270
Yeah, so?
1321
01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:42,100
So, nothing. I'm just surprised
you're still on Tinder.
1322
01:34:42,180 --> 01:34:43,850
Why? I'm a sex addict, right?
1323
01:34:45,720 --> 01:34:47,020
- Imaad? Hi!
- Hey!
1324
01:34:47,100 --> 01:34:49,060
- You finally made it.
- Of course.
1325
01:34:50,680 --> 01:34:52,520
Come, I'll make you meet my friends.
1326
01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:06,720
Are you ignoring me?
1327
01:35:07,430 --> 01:35:08,770
I'm giving you space.
1328
01:35:11,640 --> 01:35:13,390
Where's Buttercup Butterfly?
1329
01:35:14,520 --> 01:35:15,430
Not here.
1330
01:35:16,560 --> 01:35:19,600
Where are your bodyguards, Jai and Veeru?
1331
01:35:21,640 --> 01:35:23,020
Stay clear of Neil.
1332
01:35:23,890 --> 01:35:26,270
Why? Will he hit me with a dumbbell?
1333
01:35:27,060 --> 01:35:28,850
You should've been a psychic.
1334
01:35:31,560 --> 01:35:33,470
So, what have you been up to?
1335
01:35:33,930 --> 01:35:35,390
What do you care?
1336
01:35:35,470 --> 01:35:36,430
Listen.
1337
01:35:38,890 --> 01:35:39,810
I'm sorry.
1338
01:35:44,350 --> 01:35:47,350
I handled things badly.
1339
01:35:50,180 --> 01:35:51,060
You did.
1340
01:35:58,720 --> 01:36:00,430
Let's get a drink?
1341
01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:07,850
Let's get many.
1342
01:36:21,890 --> 01:36:24,430
- Remember this song?
- Obviously.
1343
01:36:26,520 --> 01:36:27,520
Let's dance?
1344
01:36:29,970 --> 01:36:33,100
So many lovers have made sacrifices
1345
01:36:33,180 --> 01:36:36,100
So many have perished
1346
01:36:36,180 --> 01:36:38,680
This game is notorious
1347
01:36:38,770 --> 01:36:42,390
Flaunting false dreams
1348
01:36:42,850 --> 01:36:47,470
Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass
1349
01:36:48,350 --> 01:36:51,390
It torments you all night
1350
01:36:51,470 --> 01:36:54,140
Not a moment of peace
1351
01:36:55,350 --> 01:37:00,270
Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass
1352
01:37:01,770 --> 01:37:04,270
People with their masks
1353
01:37:04,850 --> 01:37:07,140
Locked in cages
1354
01:37:08,020 --> 01:37:10,310
Make some excuse
1355
01:37:10,390 --> 01:37:13,390
To escape imprisonment
1356
01:37:13,470 --> 01:37:15,810
Don't look at me
1357
01:37:15,890 --> 01:37:18,770
Your eyes show
I no longer know who I am…
1358
01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:20,810
Hi, my cuties.
1359
01:37:20,890 --> 01:37:24,350
Lala's back and so is the sake.
1360
01:37:24,430 --> 01:37:25,310
Hey.
1361
01:37:25,390 --> 01:37:27,970
So many lovers have made sacrifices
1362
01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:31,600
So many have perished
1363
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:34,350
This game is notorious
1364
01:37:34,430 --> 01:37:38,220
Flaunting false dreams
1365
01:37:38,310 --> 01:37:43,970
Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass
1366
01:37:44,060 --> 01:37:46,560
I swear, it's tormenting
1367
01:37:46,640 --> 01:37:49,890
Not a moment of peace
1368
01:37:51,180 --> 01:37:53,640
How to stay awake at night?
1369
01:37:54,430 --> 01:37:56,600
How to escape the self?
1370
01:37:57,220 --> 01:38:01,100
I have read
You get love in exchange for love
1371
01:38:01,180 --> 01:38:04,680
My friends ask
How long will I keep losing?
1372
01:38:04,770 --> 01:38:06,600
The chasm widens
1373
01:38:06,680 --> 01:38:09,270
Can't get close to anyone
1374
01:38:09,350 --> 01:38:14,720
Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass
1375
01:38:14,810 --> 01:38:17,350
It torments you all night
1376
01:38:17,430 --> 01:38:20,810
Not a moment of peace
1377
01:38:20,890 --> 01:38:24,970
Countless lovers have made sacrifices
1378
01:38:34,560 --> 01:38:37,520
Countless lovers have made sacrifices
1379
01:38:37,600 --> 01:38:40,850
So many have perished
1380
01:38:40,930 --> 01:38:43,520
This game is notorious
1381
01:38:43,600 --> 01:38:47,640
Flaunting false dreams
1382
01:38:47,720 --> 01:38:51,770
Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass
1383
01:38:53,140 --> 01:38:55,810
It torments you all night
1384
01:38:55,890 --> 01:38:59,930
Not a moment of peace
1385
01:39:00,020 --> 01:39:04,390
Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass
1386
01:39:04,470 --> 01:39:07,560
Love makes you drunk
Punishes both
1387
01:39:07,640 --> 01:39:09,720
Couldn't share, got in a fix
1388
01:39:09,810 --> 01:39:13,810
Bottled the reason, the pain
Can't bite the feeding hand
1389
01:39:13,890 --> 01:39:17,060
We had something special
Now we're far apart
1390
01:39:17,140 --> 01:39:19,470
Now to live more, promise less
1391
01:39:19,560 --> 01:39:22,640
Change myself
And the me I was with you
1392
01:39:22,720 --> 01:39:25,600
This chess game has new colors
1393
01:39:25,680 --> 01:39:28,350
I learned as I watched my love walk away
1394
01:39:28,430 --> 01:39:31,100
So many lovers have made sacrifices
1395
01:39:31,680 --> 01:39:34,180
So many have perished
1396
01:39:34,770 --> 01:39:37,390
So many lovers have made sacrifices
1397
01:39:37,970 --> 01:39:40,560
So many have perished
1398
01:39:40,640 --> 01:39:43,350
This game is notorious
1399
01:39:43,430 --> 01:39:46,270
Flaunting false dreams
1400
01:39:47,100 --> 01:39:49,720
I swear, it's tormenting
1401
01:39:49,810 --> 01:39:52,640
Not a moment of peace
1402
01:40:06,770 --> 01:40:07,770
Lala.
1403
01:40:09,020 --> 01:40:09,850
Neil?
1404
01:40:13,100 --> 01:40:15,220
- What the hell?
- Yeah, what the hell, man?
1405
01:40:15,850 --> 01:40:19,060
You were to come with me to the party
last night. You just ghosted me.
1406
01:40:22,140 --> 01:40:23,350
I didn't ghost you.
1407
01:40:33,850 --> 01:40:35,220
I saw your post.
1408
01:40:40,270 --> 01:40:44,060
I was going to talk to you.
It just kinda happened.
1409
01:40:45,100 --> 01:40:48,600
It just happened and you are putting up
posts about it? With hearts on them.
1410
01:40:50,430 --> 01:40:51,720
You kissed him, Lala.
1411
01:40:57,520 --> 01:40:58,890
Will you say something?
1412
01:41:06,810 --> 01:41:07,770
Let's talk now.
1413
01:41:08,720 --> 01:41:10,100
What's there to talk about?
1414
01:41:11,220 --> 01:41:15,220
I get it. He's Kartik Seth. His family
owns distilleries all over India.
1415
01:41:16,100 --> 01:41:19,100
And he's great for your profile, right?
Isn't that it?
1416
01:41:20,350 --> 01:41:21,890
We aren't a couple, Neil.
1417
01:41:26,060 --> 01:41:28,430
Look at me. No, listen, look at me.
1418
01:41:28,520 --> 01:41:29,520
What are we then?
1419
01:41:31,350 --> 01:41:33,310
Why did you ask me
to stay over all the time?
1420
01:41:33,390 --> 01:41:35,100
You took me to Maldives with you.
1421
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:38,350
Why invite my friends
to your birthday party?
1422
01:41:38,850 --> 01:41:40,100
What was all that?
1423
01:41:49,310 --> 01:41:52,390
I asked you stay over
because I get bored alone.
1424
01:41:53,270 --> 01:41:56,220
I took you to the Maldives
because you're my trainer.
1425
01:41:57,060 --> 01:42:00,970
I met your friends
because you kept asking me to.
1426
01:42:05,180 --> 01:42:07,850
I really like you, Neil, but… I mean…
1427
01:42:09,310 --> 01:42:11,270
But Kartik has bought you.
1428
01:42:15,720 --> 01:42:19,810
You don't get to judge me.
You hardly know me.
1429
01:42:19,890 --> 01:42:22,770
Explain your fake morality
to someone else!
1430
01:42:22,850 --> 01:42:25,560
If you were in my place,
you'd do the exact same thing.
1431
01:42:26,600 --> 01:42:27,600
Fuck!
1432
01:42:38,890 --> 01:42:39,890
Rohan?
1433
01:42:56,140 --> 01:43:00,470
The number you have dialed is
currently busy.
1434
01:43:03,890 --> 01:43:09,520
The customer you are trying to speak to is
busy at the moment. Please call back--
1435
01:43:36,640 --> 01:43:38,100
You've blocked me.
1436
01:44:39,350 --> 01:44:41,560
Congratulations. You were right.
1437
01:44:43,350 --> 01:44:45,470
She was always honest with me.
1438
01:44:48,180 --> 01:44:50,060
I couldn't even do that much for her.
1439
01:44:54,640 --> 01:44:55,810
It's done.
1440
01:44:57,060 --> 01:44:58,310
It's over.
1441
01:45:07,020 --> 01:45:08,220
What do you want?
1442
01:45:11,180 --> 01:45:12,560
I want to talk to her.
1443
01:45:15,060 --> 01:45:16,850
I want to tell her
1444
01:45:19,890 --> 01:45:21,350
that I'm not okay.
1445
01:45:29,270 --> 01:45:30,680
I have a problem.
1446
01:45:41,680 --> 01:45:43,140
I have a problem.
1447
01:45:53,470 --> 01:45:54,470
- What's up?
- Yo.
1448
01:45:55,140 --> 01:45:56,350
What happened with Lala?
1449
01:45:58,640 --> 01:46:01,060
- Nothing.
- Nothing?
1450
01:46:01,970 --> 01:46:03,640
She's complained about you.
1451
01:46:04,310 --> 01:46:05,770
She wants another trainer.
1452
01:46:06,640 --> 01:46:08,220
So something must've happened.
1453
01:46:10,100 --> 01:46:11,560
Look, Harsh,
1454
01:46:11,640 --> 01:46:14,180
Lala and me, it's a bit complicated.
1455
01:46:14,270 --> 01:46:15,810
This won't fly here.
1456
01:46:15,890 --> 01:46:18,220
- Dude, it's not my fault.
- Don't want to know.
1457
01:46:19,890 --> 01:46:20,890
You're out.
1458
01:46:24,180 --> 01:46:25,180
Look.
1459
01:46:25,930 --> 01:46:28,020
This could turn
into a big issue for the gym.
1460
01:46:29,430 --> 01:46:30,680
I'm sorry, bro.
1461
01:47:17,220 --> 01:47:20,600
"My name is Laxami Lalvani. AKA Lala."
1462
01:47:20,680 --> 01:47:22,600
"And it's my job to influence you."
1463
01:47:23,390 --> 01:47:27,930
"Tell you how to look.
What to eat. Where to go."
1464
01:47:28,520 --> 01:47:33,060
"Your job is to keep looking at me.
And wishing you had my life."
1465
01:47:36,350 --> 01:47:39,060
"But there's a problem. It's all fake."
1466
01:47:39,970 --> 01:47:42,770
"The clothes I wear aren't mine."
1467
01:47:42,850 --> 01:47:45,390
"I don't pay for the hotels I visit."
1468
01:47:46,810 --> 01:47:50,060
"I have over a million followers
because I buy them."
1469
01:47:51,270 --> 01:47:52,600
"Look at that beautiful nose."
1470
01:47:53,140 --> 01:47:55,470
"Of course, it's photoshopped."
1471
01:47:55,560 --> 01:47:57,520
"I apply filters to my face."
1472
01:47:57,600 --> 01:48:00,100
"Not the beauty products I sell you."
1473
01:48:01,060 --> 01:48:02,560
"Because you're the consumers."
1474
01:48:03,270 --> 01:48:04,720
"I'm just an ad."
1475
01:48:05,310 --> 01:48:06,850
"A walking, talking billboard."
1476
01:48:07,600 --> 01:48:09,060
"I don't love you."
1477
01:48:09,140 --> 01:48:12,600
"I thank you
because I make money off you."
1478
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:16,350
"I flirt with you so that you follow me,
fantasize about me."
1479
01:48:16,850 --> 01:48:20,060
"Fantasizing is all you can do
because I am a fantasy."
1480
01:48:20,640 --> 01:48:24,390
"You aren't rich enough
to make me your reality."
1481
01:48:42,600 --> 01:48:45,680
We're done with Ahana's farewell.
When are you quitting, Meher?
1482
01:48:45,770 --> 01:48:47,850
When Ahana offers me a job.
1483
01:48:50,220 --> 01:48:51,680
Go easy, bro.
1484
01:48:52,350 --> 01:48:54,810
Rohan and I got a room after the sangeet.
1485
01:48:55,310 --> 01:48:56,220
What?
1486
01:48:57,220 --> 01:48:59,140
And before I woke up, he vanished.
1487
01:49:05,890 --> 01:49:07,430
Isn't it his birthday today?
1488
01:49:11,270 --> 01:49:12,350
Show.
1489
01:49:14,020 --> 01:49:15,310
"Brunch with baby."
1490
01:49:15,890 --> 01:49:17,020
"Birthday week."
1491
01:49:19,140 --> 01:49:20,560
Let it go, Ahana.
1492
01:49:21,560 --> 01:49:23,640
Seriously, he's an asshole.
1493
01:49:29,310 --> 01:49:31,970
Where are you going? Ahana!
1494
01:49:34,770 --> 01:49:36,560
Ahana. Hey.
1495
01:49:37,640 --> 01:49:38,810
Come in, I guess.
1496
01:49:50,680 --> 01:49:52,350
Look, who's here. Look.
1497
01:49:54,890 --> 01:49:56,220
Ahana.
1498
01:49:56,310 --> 01:49:58,770
- Hi!
- What's up?
1499
01:49:59,270 --> 01:50:01,350
- How are you? What's up?
- Good.
1500
01:50:01,430 --> 01:50:03,890
- Hey, Ahana. How are you?
- Hi! Good.
1501
01:50:04,020 --> 01:50:05,600
Where you coming from, babe?
1502
01:50:05,680 --> 01:50:07,430
- Work.
- Sure.
1503
01:50:07,520 --> 01:50:08,520
Work.
1504
01:50:09,720 --> 01:50:10,560
Cute.
1505
01:50:11,890 --> 01:50:13,810
Happy birthday, Rohan.
1506
01:50:14,890 --> 01:50:16,020
Thank you.
1507
01:50:17,680 --> 01:50:19,770
To what do I owe this surprise?
1508
01:50:20,350 --> 01:50:23,970
You surprised me too, at their sangeet.
1509
01:50:24,060 --> 01:50:25,850
I thought I'd return the favor.
1510
01:50:27,270 --> 01:50:28,770
Hi, I'm Tanya.
1511
01:50:29,770 --> 01:50:30,970
Ahana.
1512
01:50:33,600 --> 01:50:35,430
Can I get you something to drink?
1513
01:50:37,770 --> 01:50:39,470
Champagne would be great.
1514
01:50:39,560 --> 01:50:40,560
Sure.
1515
01:50:42,850 --> 01:50:46,140
- Got a new house help?
- Why are you doing this?
1516
01:50:47,430 --> 01:50:48,720
Let me think.
1517
01:50:48,810 --> 01:50:51,850
You slept with me and then you blocked me.
1518
01:50:52,390 --> 01:50:55,720
And then you went for waffles with "baby."
Maybe that's why, Rohan.
1519
01:50:56,890 --> 01:50:57,970
Why can't I speak?
1520
01:51:01,560 --> 01:51:03,600
- Imaad.
- Hey, Aisha. What's up?
1521
01:51:04,310 --> 01:51:06,640
- You could've called.
- You blocked me.
1522
01:51:07,600 --> 01:51:11,970
- Ahana, can we speak tomorrow, please?
- Why did you hook up with me?
1523
01:51:14,470 --> 01:51:15,770
You don't know.
1524
01:51:15,850 --> 01:51:17,520
Maybe your friends know…
1525
01:51:17,600 --> 01:51:21,060
No. I just wanted closure. Okay?
1526
01:51:21,140 --> 01:51:25,140
- Things ended so abruptly.
- Abruptly?
1527
01:51:25,270 --> 01:51:26,770
You ended it, you piece of shit.
1528
01:51:26,850 --> 01:51:30,220
But we didn't get a chance
to say a proper goodbye.
1529
01:51:30,310 --> 01:51:33,850
Because you lied!
You said you wanted a break.
1530
01:51:33,930 --> 01:51:35,520
Is this your way of saying goodbye?
1531
01:51:35,600 --> 01:51:37,600
Is that why you were texting me, Rohan?
1532
01:51:38,180 --> 01:51:40,720
I just want us to be friends. Okay?
1533
01:51:40,810 --> 01:51:42,850
Is that how you talk to your friends?
1534
01:51:42,930 --> 01:51:44,720
"Hi, baby, you look so hot."
1535
01:51:45,310 --> 01:51:46,140
Rohan?
1536
01:51:46,220 --> 01:51:47,850
I was complimenting you, okay?
1537
01:51:47,930 --> 01:51:50,770
- If you got offended, not my problem.
- I wasn't offended.
1538
01:51:50,850 --> 01:51:53,680
You flirted with me, and I flirted
back and we hooked up.
1539
01:51:54,350 --> 01:51:57,430
I'm sorry. I feel like shit about it.
1540
01:51:58,720 --> 01:52:00,100
You feel like shit?
1541
01:52:00,180 --> 01:52:02,770
I feel like shit since we broke up.
But do you care?
1542
01:52:02,850 --> 01:52:04,350
Sure, I care, but you seemed happy.
1543
01:52:04,430 --> 01:52:06,850
- When?
- I saw your posts.
1544
01:52:06,930 --> 01:52:08,100
You even went on a date.
1545
01:52:09,270 --> 01:52:11,680
You have moved on. Just admit it.
1546
01:52:11,770 --> 01:52:14,100
It wasn't a date. I was just pretending.
1547
01:52:15,310 --> 01:52:18,810
Seeing your super happy life
and your perfect girlfriend everyday,
1548
01:52:18,930 --> 01:52:20,100
I'm fed up, Rohan.
1549
01:52:20,180 --> 01:52:21,850
Then stop looking. Why are you looking?
1550
01:52:21,930 --> 01:52:25,350
I don't know. I can't stop.
1551
01:52:27,810 --> 01:52:30,060
I just wanted your attention, Rohan.
1552
01:52:35,930 --> 01:52:37,100
Wow.
1553
01:52:43,850 --> 01:52:45,180
I'm so stupid.
1554
01:52:47,720 --> 01:52:50,720
To think my self-worth depended
on an asshole like you.
1555
01:52:56,640 --> 01:52:58,720
Ask him where he was on the sangeet night.
1556
01:52:59,770 --> 01:53:00,930
Ahana, what the hell?
1557
01:54:01,810 --> 01:54:02,970
Ahana!
1558
01:54:14,060 --> 01:54:14,890
It's okay.
1559
01:54:16,770 --> 01:54:17,770
Let's go home.
1560
01:54:18,430 --> 01:54:19,810
No.
1561
01:54:22,100 --> 01:54:22,930
Fuck!
1562
01:54:25,970 --> 01:54:27,560
That was a bitch move, Ahana.
1563
01:54:29,180 --> 01:54:30,020
Imaad.
1564
01:54:30,520 --> 01:54:31,640
Is that how you talk?
1565
01:54:32,140 --> 01:54:33,470
What you gonna do?
1566
01:54:34,390 --> 01:54:37,100
Imaad, leave it, please. Stop it, guys.
1567
01:54:37,180 --> 01:54:38,520
- Stay out of it.
- Stay out?
1568
01:54:38,600 --> 01:54:40,270
- What are you doing, Rohan?
- No touching!
1569
01:54:40,350 --> 01:54:42,720
- Stay out of it.
- Imaad, what are you doing?
1570
01:54:42,810 --> 01:54:45,350
Guys, stop it! What are you doing?
1571
01:54:45,430 --> 01:54:47,140
Imaad, stop it!
1572
01:54:48,390 --> 01:54:49,720
Rohan, get off him!
1573
01:54:50,310 --> 01:54:52,100
Rohan, stop it. You're hurting him.
1574
01:55:15,020 --> 01:55:17,020
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1575
01:55:17,100 --> 01:55:19,390
You broke my nose.
Now see what I do to you.
1576
01:55:20,270 --> 01:55:21,680
That was a bitch move, Neil.
1577
01:55:24,850 --> 01:55:25,970
Let's get out of here.
1578
01:55:29,680 --> 01:55:32,520
You're something. Good timing.
1579
01:55:32,600 --> 01:55:34,640
He deserved a few birthday bumps.
1580
01:55:35,720 --> 01:55:37,600
You should've given one more from me.
1581
01:55:48,470 --> 01:55:49,640
Neil.
1582
01:55:50,600 --> 01:55:52,140
Have you seen Lala's page?
1583
01:55:52,890 --> 01:55:53,930
What happened?
1584
01:55:55,060 --> 01:55:57,310
Look at her page. She's getting bullied.
1585
01:55:59,100 --> 01:56:00,310
Look at the comments.
1586
01:56:00,390 --> 01:56:04,520
She's photoshopped her images.
Apparently, she's done her lips.
1587
01:56:05,100 --> 01:56:07,640
- Shit!
- Obviously she's been hacked.
1588
01:56:07,720 --> 01:56:08,970
Who'd do such a thing?
1589
01:56:09,470 --> 01:56:11,770
- Now they're all trolling her.
- Look at this.
1590
01:56:12,770 --> 01:56:16,270
"Lightened skin, social climber, sellout."
1591
01:56:16,350 --> 01:56:17,720
This is horrible, dude.
1592
01:56:17,850 --> 01:56:19,180
- I know.
- "Nose job."
1593
01:56:20,350 --> 01:56:22,430
"A Nagpur call center accent."
1594
01:56:25,930 --> 01:56:27,520
Neil, call her.
1595
01:56:28,270 --> 01:56:30,970
She should file a complaint.
This is messed up.
1596
01:56:33,930 --> 01:56:34,970
Neil?
1597
01:56:38,180 --> 01:56:39,020
What is it?
1598
01:56:43,520 --> 01:56:44,720
I hacked her account.
1599
01:56:46,720 --> 01:56:47,640
What?
1600
01:56:49,430 --> 01:56:52,390
- I put up that first post.
- Why?
1601
01:57:00,020 --> 01:57:01,930
She complained about me to Harsh.
1602
01:57:02,520 --> 01:57:03,810
I was fired from the gym.
1603
01:57:05,430 --> 01:57:06,560
You guys broke up?
1604
01:57:07,890 --> 01:57:09,520
She cheated on me.
1605
01:57:12,270 --> 01:57:15,640
I didn't have what she was looking for,
so she found someone else.
1606
01:57:17,850 --> 01:57:19,970
She put up a story,
kissing that guy while I was--
1607
01:57:20,100 --> 01:57:22,390
Neil, I'm sorry that you were hurt,
1608
01:57:22,970 --> 01:57:24,720
but that doesn't mean you take revenge.
1609
01:57:25,930 --> 01:57:27,970
I can't believe you would do this, Neil.
1610
01:57:51,930 --> 01:57:53,220
What you are and have…
1611
01:57:55,310 --> 01:57:57,310
maybe she couldn't see it.
1612
01:57:59,100 --> 01:58:00,310
And neither can you.
1613
01:58:00,970 --> 01:58:02,720
That's the problem.
1614
01:58:11,350 --> 01:58:12,350
Yeah.
1615
01:58:58,270 --> 01:59:01,560
"Lala, I hacked
into your account yesterday."
1616
01:59:02,970 --> 01:59:04,680
"I put up that post in your name."
1617
01:59:05,890 --> 01:59:07,310
"I violated your privacy."
1618
01:59:09,310 --> 01:59:11,060
"I wanted to humiliate you."
1619
01:59:11,140 --> 01:59:12,600
"I just wanted to shame you."
1620
01:59:13,560 --> 01:59:15,390
"But what happened since
1621
01:59:16,060 --> 01:59:17,720
"has left me ashamed of myself."
1622
01:59:18,850 --> 01:59:22,310
"I don't have an explanation
for my actions."
1623
01:59:24,390 --> 01:59:27,140
"Except that I wasn't happy with myself."
1624
01:59:29,350 --> 01:59:31,430
"All I saw were my shortcomings."
1625
01:59:32,560 --> 01:59:35,270
"I was so caught up
with what I don't have,
1626
01:59:35,890 --> 01:59:41,310
"that I never saw or appreciated
the things I have."
1627
01:59:47,390 --> 01:59:49,060
"I had forgotten to be grateful."
1628
01:59:51,770 --> 01:59:55,350
"I don't expect to be forgiven, Lala.
I crossed a line."
1629
01:59:55,430 --> 01:59:58,520
"And I'm ready to face the consequences."
1630
02:00:01,520 --> 02:00:05,390
"But I want you and everyone else to know
1631
02:00:05,470 --> 02:00:08,680
"that the things I wrote show my reality."
1632
02:00:09,640 --> 02:00:10,600
"Not yours."
1633
02:00:11,390 --> 02:00:13,350
"I'm truly sorry to have hurt you, Lala."
1634
02:00:14,060 --> 02:00:15,180
"Neil Pereira."
1635
02:00:20,890 --> 02:00:25,770
Dating apps should've made life easier,
but meeting someone is even tougher.
1636
02:00:25,850 --> 02:00:29,140
The thing is, now we reject people
at a superficial level.
1637
02:00:29,770 --> 02:00:32,270
"I don't want to date
somebody named Jignesh."
1638
02:00:33,020 --> 02:00:36,060
She's an investment banker?
No, she'll keep repeating,
1639
02:00:36,140 --> 02:00:38,310
"Mutual fund investments are
subject to market risks."
1640
02:00:38,390 --> 02:00:41,390
"Please read the offer document carefully
before committing."
1641
02:00:43,100 --> 02:00:45,770
In this world of easy judgements
and shallow connections,
1642
02:00:45,850 --> 02:00:47,560
I finally managed to find someone.
1643
02:00:48,060 --> 02:00:51,430
Somebody I could trust,
maybe fall in love with.
1644
02:00:52,890 --> 02:00:53,720
Thank you.
1645
02:00:53,810 --> 02:00:56,520
And in classic Imaad style,
I completely screwed it up.
1646
02:00:57,100 --> 02:01:00,890
For the first time it felt good.
I was comfortable with someone.
1647
02:01:00,970 --> 02:01:02,310
Then a voice from my heart said,
1648
02:01:02,390 --> 02:01:05,270
"Man, it's been a while
since I enjoyed an Arijit Singh song."
1649
02:01:06,850 --> 02:01:11,520
Seriously, the person I've had the longest
and most consistent relationship with
1650
02:01:11,600 --> 02:01:12,770
is my therapist.
1651
02:01:14,890 --> 02:01:16,430
My therapist asked me,
1652
02:01:16,520 --> 02:01:19,970
"Imaad, when was the last time
you had an intimate relationship?"
1653
02:01:20,560 --> 02:01:22,930
I was like, "Last night."
1654
02:01:24,310 --> 02:01:25,640
"It was very intimate."
1655
02:01:26,770 --> 02:01:27,680
And she was like,
1656
02:01:27,770 --> 02:01:30,680
"Imaad, this is my therapy clinic,
not Koffee with Karan."
1657
02:01:32,220 --> 02:01:34,520
"I'm talking about emotional intimacy."
1658
02:01:37,100 --> 02:01:41,220
And for the first time in my life,
even as a comedian, I had no comeback.
1659
02:01:47,060 --> 02:01:48,430
Emotional intimacy.
1660
02:01:51,810 --> 02:01:54,310
I feel like if I open up to people,
1661
02:01:55,020 --> 02:01:56,390
they'll judge me and leave.
1662
02:01:57,310 --> 02:02:00,020
So, before they can leave me,
I leave them.
1663
02:02:01,180 --> 02:02:04,140
I still lose out in the end.
But you see, my ego is on a high.
1664
02:02:07,100 --> 02:02:09,310
I'm used to being alone since I was a kid.
1665
02:02:09,850 --> 02:02:11,770
I was nine when my mother passed away.
1666
02:02:11,850 --> 02:02:14,890
My dad decided he would not spend
the rest of his life alone.
1667
02:02:15,470 --> 02:02:20,390
So every evening, he'd chill with
a Mr. Johnnie Walker, or with an Old Monk.
1668
02:02:22,600 --> 02:02:26,180
This was his version of therapy.
Cheap and effective.
1669
02:02:29,020 --> 02:02:32,470
Sometimes his business partners
would come over for drinks.
1670
02:02:32,560 --> 02:02:35,060
One night dad indulged
in too much therapy,
1671
02:02:35,640 --> 02:02:36,810
so he went to bed.
1672
02:02:37,850 --> 02:02:41,220
His business partner came to me,
and he offered me chocolates.
1673
02:02:42,270 --> 02:02:46,430
Now, for a ten-year-old, to get chocolates
is like winning the lottery.
1674
02:02:50,220 --> 02:02:52,060
He asked me where the washroom was.
1675
02:02:53,720 --> 02:02:54,850
I took him there.
1676
02:02:55,680 --> 02:02:58,220
And suddenly he pulled me in with him.
1677
02:03:01,020 --> 02:03:03,850
Before I could even process
what was happening to me,
1678
02:03:05,220 --> 02:03:06,720
it happened again.
1679
02:03:09,890 --> 02:03:11,060
Then again.
1680
02:03:12,680 --> 02:03:13,930
And another night.
1681
02:03:17,390 --> 02:03:18,850
And more chocolates.
1682
02:03:21,560 --> 02:03:23,640
The wrappers started piling up.
1683
02:03:29,430 --> 02:03:31,140
I know what you guys are thinking.
1684
02:03:31,850 --> 02:03:33,600
Imaad must really like chocolates.
1685
02:03:33,680 --> 02:03:35,350
He'd do anything for them.
1686
02:03:38,720 --> 02:03:42,270
When my dad saw the chocolates, he said,
"Son, these are expensive chocolates."
1687
02:03:42,350 --> 02:03:45,560
I said, "Yeah, Dad. You have no idea."
1688
02:03:47,390 --> 02:03:48,720
What could I have said?
1689
02:03:49,390 --> 02:03:52,100
Your business partner is
mixing business with pleasure?
1690
02:04:02,930 --> 02:04:05,520
What's going on, guys?
Don't be awkward, you can laugh.
1691
02:04:06,890 --> 02:04:08,890
If you don't, you'll spoil my show.
1692
02:04:09,640 --> 02:04:12,930
And I can't even eat chocolates
to cheer myself up.
1693
02:04:21,850 --> 02:04:22,970
Intimacy.
1694
02:04:23,930 --> 02:04:25,520
Into-me-see.
1695
02:04:29,390 --> 02:04:31,850
For the past fifteen years,
I've had only one aim.
1696
02:04:32,720 --> 02:04:34,390
That no one should know my truth.
1697
02:04:37,720 --> 02:04:39,140
No one should see it.
1698
02:04:39,810 --> 02:04:41,890
I snuck my way through life till here.
1699
02:04:43,060 --> 02:04:46,220
I did whatever I had to. I lied.
1700
02:04:46,810 --> 02:04:48,390
Spoiled relationships.
1701
02:04:49,100 --> 02:04:50,560
Cracked stupid jokes.
1702
02:04:51,270 --> 02:04:52,470
To avoid the truth.
1703
02:04:55,140 --> 02:04:57,810
I never even told my friends about it.
1704
02:04:59,060 --> 02:05:02,100
I thought it was my fault.
1705
02:05:04,350 --> 02:05:05,640
That night…
1706
02:05:07,850 --> 02:05:09,720
What could a ten-year-old have done?
1707
02:05:10,680 --> 02:05:12,100
He could've shouted.
1708
02:05:14,220 --> 02:05:16,350
Tried to stop it. Could've run away.
1709
02:05:19,180 --> 02:05:20,640
And since that day,
1710
02:05:22,020 --> 02:05:23,310
all I've done is run.
1711
02:05:27,890 --> 02:05:29,430
But not anymore.
1712
02:05:31,930 --> 02:05:34,310
I've spent 15 years of my life
with this shame.
1713
02:05:36,390 --> 02:05:37,520
I'm done.
1714
02:05:45,810 --> 02:05:48,350
Tonight I'm taking control of my life
back in my hands.
1715
02:05:52,220 --> 02:05:54,770
And there could be
no better place to share.
1716
02:05:55,680 --> 02:05:58,470
'Cause if I regret telling you this,
I can always say,
1717
02:05:59,310 --> 02:06:00,430
"It was a joke."
1718
02:07:17,890 --> 02:07:19,600
It's 31st of December.
1719
02:07:20,180 --> 02:07:21,470
We're a bit older.
1720
02:07:22,060 --> 02:07:23,390
And a lot wiser.
1721
02:07:24,100 --> 02:07:26,350
Wise to the fact that,
like any drug addict
1722
02:07:27,060 --> 02:07:29,180
the problem wasn't chasing the high,
1723
02:07:29,270 --> 02:07:31,020
it was running away from reality.
1724
02:07:32,310 --> 02:07:34,720
We got so lost in our screens,
1725
02:07:34,810 --> 02:07:36,810
we forgot to look within ourselves.
1726
02:07:37,430 --> 02:07:39,770
Since today is a day for new beginnings,
1727
02:07:40,470 --> 02:07:41,680
let's reboot.
1728
02:07:45,180 --> 02:07:46,140
Resolution one.
1729
02:07:48,180 --> 02:07:49,850
Put your phone down.
1730
02:07:50,600 --> 02:07:51,970
And look up.
1731
02:07:54,890 --> 02:07:56,770
Look life in the eye.
1732
02:08:00,020 --> 02:08:01,720
Because life is meant for living.
1733
02:08:02,390 --> 02:08:04,680
Without filters, without lenses.
1734
02:08:10,270 --> 02:08:11,430
Resolution two.
1735
02:08:13,020 --> 02:08:15,430
Take it easy, keep it real.
1736
02:08:16,140 --> 02:08:19,270
Recognize that it doesn't take much
to be happy.
1737
02:08:20,600 --> 02:08:22,970
Only when you truly connect with yourself
1738
02:08:23,560 --> 02:08:25,350
can people truly connect with you.
1739
02:08:26,470 --> 02:08:29,970
We're free of all our woes
That's all we know
1740
02:08:30,560 --> 02:08:34,310
We'll heed our hearts
We'll follow them where they go
1741
02:08:35,470 --> 02:08:36,600
Resolution three.
1742
02:08:36,680 --> 02:08:38,060
Stop the comparisons.
1743
02:08:38,600 --> 02:08:42,680
No one is like you,
and you don't need to be like anyone else.
1744
02:08:44,810 --> 02:08:48,600
Where did we lose ourselves?
1745
02:08:52,770 --> 02:08:56,100
Where did we lose ourselves?
1746
02:08:56,180 --> 02:08:57,270
You are unique.
1747
02:08:57,350 --> 02:09:00,020
The only person better than you today
is you tomorrow.
1748
02:09:07,720 --> 02:09:09,930
Resolution four. Be grateful.
1749
02:09:13,720 --> 02:09:18,770
Say "Thank you."
Loud and clear. Every day.
1750
02:09:20,220 --> 02:09:27,060
Why think of things
That make us feel so low?
1751
02:09:29,470 --> 02:09:33,220
We're free of all our woes
That's all we really know
1752
02:09:35,100 --> 02:09:36,390
And resolution five.
1753
02:09:36,970 --> 02:09:37,890
Find your tribe.
1754
02:09:38,680 --> 02:09:41,890
Because who needs followers
when you have friends?
1755
02:09:47,770 --> 02:09:51,140
Where did we lose ourselves?
1756
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