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There was a guy I went out
with who was so cute.
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We went to go smoke weed
at his house.
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It was going great.
We were having fun.
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I was, like, oh, my God.
I, like, had reached that point
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in the date where I was,
like, I'm gonna kiss this guy.
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Like, I would kiss him
for sure.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And then he got a phone call.
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And he was, like, "Oh, my God.
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Oh, hold...
Oh, my God."
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And then he ran off
and I was texting my friends,
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like, how long do you let a guy
talk on the phone without...
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when you just go,
I'm gonna leave.
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And they were like,
ten minutes.
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And it was already at,
like, 18 minutes.
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I love how long
his fake call lasted.
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"She's still not leaving.
I know.
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"She's pathetic. I know.
It's been 17 minutes.
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I think she's eating
my seaweed snacks."
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[laughs]
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♪ I won't miss my flight
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♪ I feel so all alone
out on the road ♪
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♪ Can you welcome me home
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[upbeat music]
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Do not hesitate to let me
know if you have any questions.
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I've eaten all the things.
- Ooh.
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I've drank most
of the things.
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I won't lie to you.
Is that fair?
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That's so fair.
Thank you.
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You can lie to me.
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You'll be the first man
who doesn't.
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- Okay, all right.
- [laughs]
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I'll be back with you.
I've got someone to help.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Oh, look at this guy.
- He is here.
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Oh, hey, pal.
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What's up,
what's up, what's up?
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Whoa, a back of the head kiss.
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Yeah, he kissed me
on the side of the head.
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Honestly, when you walked in
I was like, who's that hot guy?
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[laughter]
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How dare you be looking
for hot guys.
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Yeah, when I turned around.
I was.
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Since my failed attempt at
having a serious conversation
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with Chris about our future...
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Sometimes I'm like,
Glase just wants to be a wife
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and it's whatever sucker
is willing to do it.
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♪
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I haven't
brought it up again,
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but I think
that's a conversation
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I should be able to have.
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I don't think that's
such a tall order, you know?
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Chris is short, so he's
not able to, you know...
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[chuckles]
Get taller.
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Does anybody else feel like
a child at this table?
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Yes, I was thinking,
like, some high chair.
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- Yes.
- 'Cause it's like...
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A little cut... can you
just have a cut up hot dog?
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This metaphor fell off,
but you know what I'm saying.
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[laughs]
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Thanks for joining us.
- Yeah.
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What are you guys doing?
- We went to the studio today.
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- Yeah, we finished the song.
- Finished the song.
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both:
♪ Even though I know I can't
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That's so good.
both: ♪ Be hard to believe
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♪ Even though
these drugs make me ♪
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♪ So restless
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We listened to it
this morning
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and Andrew had not heard it.
- He cried.
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Like you got
weirdly emotional.
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Not emotional, but you were
just really impressed
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which, like, meant a lot to me.
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- Well, it sounded good.
- Thanks, man.
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Are you gonna cry?
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No, I just gotta fart.
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- I moved to it as well.
- You never cried?
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I've still never felt a
feeling before so it's like...
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I know that's why I'm like,
when have you...
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I've been trying
to do stuff like that.
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It sounds awesome.
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- [chuckles weakly]
- Ugh.
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I like that you are saying
that you don't feel feelings
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and it's new to you.
I'm glad you're aware of that.
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Oh, yeah.
[laughs]
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Busted.
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I just need Chris
to work on himself.
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If you're not willing
to work on yourself, get out.
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Nikki is all over the place.
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I want unconditional love.
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She's a bit
of a flip-flopper.
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I don't know what she expects, actually.
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I want to be able
to do anything
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and have him still love me.
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He could do anything and I...
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no, that's not true.
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Do you want kids?
Are you getting married?
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Is this a thing?
There's no consistency.
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I don't know if she even knows
if she wants to have kids.
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If I want to have a family,
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I'm not gonna be able to
have one for that much longer.
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But then, you know,
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she's gonna turn out
to be a nun in 15 years.
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Like, I don't know.
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When was the last time
you cried?
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[laughs]
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Um, I don't know.
I do cry sometimes,
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but I can't remember
the last time I did.
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Mm. My order tonight
might test you.
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Okay.
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♪
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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- Oh, my...
- Mall Madness?
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- Yes, Mall Madness.
- Oh, my God.
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Well, I found it
in the closet.
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- Holy.
- No, it's amazing.
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Our Magic 8 Ball.
- Dice?
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Are we gonna
have fun tonight?
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"Better not tell you now."
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This one is
playing hard to get.
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- Cookie Crisp!
- Pringles.
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Ring Pop.
- Yes.
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Oh, my God.
That's as wild as it gets.
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Our sleepovers
used to be, like, the best.
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Like, can Kerstin
spend the night?
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Please?
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Is, like, I should
name my child that
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because it's the best sound
I could ever hear.
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'Cause it means,
like, it's Friday.
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- Nick.
- And you're probably
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spending the night because
my parents always said yes.
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Yeah, but now it's like
I can't stay up past 10:00.
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So that's a thing.
- [laughs]
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So are you gonna be mad
if we call boys?
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Oh, my God,
we should prank boys.
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Oh, my God, do EJ.
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[laughs]
[phone ringing]
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I'm just gonna
say it real fast
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so it doesn't
sound like anything.
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Hello?
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[high pitched voice]
Hi, is this EJ Glaser?
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[laughs]
You've got him.
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Oh, well great.
I just...
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I wanted to give you a call
because I just wanted to ask
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if you wouldn't mind playing
at my 98th birthday
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this November 10.
- [laughs]
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- I would love to.
- Great.
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My husband,
Herb, will Venmo you.
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It's gonna come from hotdaddy42.
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[laughs]
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- Damn it!
- Oh.
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She's good.
- She's so good.
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- She's really good at...
- God.
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We call it stringing.
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You also call getting high
"getting off."
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One time my parents took
a marijuana edible
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and they were both
asking each other,
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"Did you get off from that
last night?"
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And I got, "What the hell
are you talking about?
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Why were you getting off
at a James Taylor concert?"
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[laughs]
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He's gonna fall off.
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Will you just, like, pull him
towards you a little bit?
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Luigi is me
between LA and St. Louis.
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Just the floor is St. Louis.
- [laughs]
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You're gonna stay here,
aren't you?
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I don't know.
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I mean, I'm going to LA soon
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and I feel like
going back there,
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I'll be able to really assess.
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- What are you missing in LA?
- Yeah.
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- That is there and not here?
- Doing comedy every night.
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- But do you miss that?
- I don't now.
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But I have someone
to hang out with all the time.
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I mean, I don't want to put it
all on Chris at all,
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but, like, if we were
to stop hanging out,
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it would be, like...
it would suck.
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It's all kind of
hinging on Chris right now.
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- I want commitment.
- Yeah.
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And he isn't definitive
about what he wants
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out of our relationship.
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Yeah, I could see that.
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I'm tired of it.
I am.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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It's hard, Nikki.
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I don't know
what to say about that.
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I want to be wanted.
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It's the difference between
being, like,
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I want Mexican tonight.
Let's go get Mexican food.
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Or, yeah, I can have Mexican,
that's fine.
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He's the first boyfriend
I've had.
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Well, that's the problem.
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He's the only boyfriend
you've really ever had.
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- Nikki and Chris, I mean...
- Back and forth those two.
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I mean, when's it gonna end?
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How's it gonna all end?
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Let's just make a decision,
come on.
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Let's go.
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Let's get to
the end of this book.
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Chop, chop.
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It could be a little
shortsighted, though, to think,
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like, if it's not Chris,
there's no other guys.
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I get it.
It's a little...
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I'm not saying
there's nothing else here,
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but I'm saying
it's slim pickings.
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I'm constantly
swiping on all the apps
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and you know,
I keep my eyes peeled,
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My DM's are open,
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I put it out there
that I'm single on every pod--
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like, I don't know
what else I can do.
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Maybe guys are intimidated,
so they don't...
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- They should be.
- Well, yeah, so...
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I'm a catch.
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I mean,
if they're intimidated by me,
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they're not
the right person for me.
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- Yeah.
- What am I supposed to do?
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Be more like...
- No.
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[chuckles]
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Not like that.
I hate that.
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[laughs]
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What's the weather
out there?
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I think wherever you go,
it'd be 100 degrees.
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If you know what I mean.
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- What'd you just say?
- [laughs]
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Hold on.
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♪ I just broke my guitar
with my toes ♪
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Who are you, Jimmy Foot-drix?
[laughs]
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God, I'm gonna get
a whole new fanbase.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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We're at Andrew's favorite
place in the world.
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He is obsessed with this.
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Andrew.
Oh, my God.
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- Yo, right?
- Yo, what up with this?
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- Hi.
- This is JR.
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- Hi.
- Nice to meet you both.
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Nikki.
What are you?
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I'm a golf professional here.
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What do you really love
about gold?
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I just love that
it keeps me away from you.
239
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It does drive a wedge
between us.
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[laughs]
A pitching wedge.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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And I also often feel
sand trapped with you.
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At least I have drive.
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You're just a hole
I don't want to get in.
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[laughter]
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All right, you want
to go out and hit?
247
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Yeah.
This is gonna be embarrassing.
248
00:08:33,463 --> 00:08:36,513
♪
249
00:08:36,553 --> 00:08:38,773
All right.
Loose them--get loose.
250
00:08:38,816 --> 00:08:40,076
- Whoo.
- Get loose.
251
00:08:40,122 --> 00:08:42,652
Loose as a goose.
All right, good.
252
00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,740
Now take this hand.
- Over my thumb?
253
00:08:44,779 --> 00:08:46,869
Yes, right there.
All right, try it out.
254
00:08:46,911 --> 00:08:50,571
- Okay, loose...
- As a goose.
255
00:08:50,611 --> 00:08:53,531
-----.
- [laughs]
256
00:08:53,570 --> 00:08:55,140
♪
257
00:08:55,180 --> 00:08:58,710
- Ooh.
- That would hurt someone.
258
00:08:58,749 --> 00:09:00,579
- Whoa.
- Where did that go?
259
00:09:00,621 --> 00:09:03,621
I think it went on the roof.
260
00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:06,407
- Oh, mother of God.
- [laughs]
261
00:09:06,452 --> 00:09:07,802
Whiffing a golf ball
262
00:09:07,845 --> 00:09:09,325
or it, like, going off
to the side,
263
00:09:09,368 --> 00:09:11,498
is one of the worst feelings
in the world
264
00:09:11,545 --> 00:09:15,025
and I was voted off first
on "Dancing with the Stars."
265
00:09:15,070 --> 00:09:17,590
[yells]
- [laughs]
266
00:09:17,638 --> 00:09:19,418
Violence!
267
00:09:19,465 --> 00:09:20,985
Oh,----.
268
00:09:21,032 --> 00:09:22,732
It just feels so unfulfilling
269
00:09:22,773 --> 00:09:25,253
and it makes me
want to throw a racket.
270
00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:27,817
- JR's here, by the way.
- Let the pro come in.
271
00:09:27,865 --> 00:09:30,085
Yeah, JR,
what can I do better?
272
00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:31,958
So upper body, hands,
and club,
273
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,920
you're doing great, right?
We're hitting the ball good,
274
00:09:33,958 --> 00:09:36,398
but if we follow through
a little bit more?
275
00:09:36,439 --> 00:09:37,789
- Whoa, that helped me.
- Kerstin, that was great.
276
00:09:37,832 --> 00:09:39,092
- Yes, so...
- I just did that.
277
00:09:39,137 --> 00:09:40,177
- Look at Kerstin's foot there.
- Whoo.
278
00:09:40,225 --> 00:09:41,435
And then
once you're over there,
279
00:09:41,487 --> 00:09:42,747
just kind of hang out
and hold your balance.
280
00:09:42,793 --> 00:09:44,673
- Oh.
- Yeah.
281
00:09:46,623 --> 00:09:48,543
- Dude, that is...
- Whoo-hoo!
282
00:09:48,582 --> 00:09:51,152
You hit that 140 in the air
which is very, very good.
283
00:09:51,193 --> 00:09:52,193
Okay.
284
00:09:52,237 --> 00:09:53,667
Wait, what happened
to your arm?
285
00:09:53,717 --> 00:09:55,107
Single too long?
286
00:09:55,153 --> 00:09:56,813
No, it wasn't
that type of accident.
287
00:09:56,851 --> 00:09:58,291
I had a little surgery.
- Uh-huh.
288
00:09:58,330 --> 00:10:01,290
- And I'm just recovering.
- Oh, nice.
289
00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,643
What's the beard hiding?
290
00:10:02,683 --> 00:10:03,643
You look like
you have a strong chin.
291
00:10:03,684 --> 00:10:04,864
I have a chin, yeah.
292
00:10:04,902 --> 00:10:06,082
Yeah, a lot of times
beards are...
293
00:10:06,121 --> 00:10:08,601
Probably hiding extra weight,
you know?
294
00:10:08,645 --> 00:10:11,075
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
295
00:10:11,126 --> 00:10:13,866
JR is cute.
- So cute.
296
00:10:13,911 --> 00:10:15,781
So right now,
I'm not committed to anything.
297
00:10:15,826 --> 00:10:17,086
I'm still test driving.
298
00:10:17,132 --> 00:10:18,872
Nikki eventually
is gonna get a boyfriend.
299
00:10:18,916 --> 00:10:21,046
- [laughs]
- She eventually will.
300
00:10:21,092 --> 00:10:23,312
This is what
this interview's about, right?
301
00:10:23,355 --> 00:10:24,745
How long
have you been single?
302
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,322
- Uh, too long.
- Are you on Bumble?
303
00:10:27,359 --> 00:10:28,969
No, I'm not on
any dating apps or anything.
304
00:10:29,013 --> 00:10:30,153
Why?
Why aren't you on dating apps?
305
00:10:30,188 --> 00:10:31,968
I don't know,
maybe believe in fate?
306
00:10:32,016 --> 00:10:33,796
Are you an f-boy
or a nice guy?
307
00:10:33,844 --> 00:10:35,114
I don't want to say
I'm a nice guy.
308
00:10:35,150 --> 00:10:36,800
That has just the same
terrible connotations
309
00:10:36,847 --> 00:10:38,197
as f-boy, right?
- Right?
310
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,630
That's a good answer.
- Just a man, you know?
311
00:10:40,677 --> 00:10:42,067
- Just a man.
- I like that.
312
00:10:42,113 --> 00:10:44,683
it's not easy for me
to consider other options
313
00:10:44,725 --> 00:10:46,675
when I am super into Chris,
314
00:10:46,727 --> 00:10:50,247
but I'm actually considering
and looking at another man
315
00:10:50,295 --> 00:10:52,855
that is in St. Louis
and being like,
316
00:10:52,907 --> 00:10:54,557
could this be something?
317
00:10:54,604 --> 00:10:57,694
And for right now,
that other man is
318
00:10:57,738 --> 00:11:00,828
Andrew's golf pro.
319
00:11:00,871 --> 00:11:02,921
I should put something
on the bottom of my shoe
320
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,480
and be, like,
JR, look at my swing.
321
00:11:04,527 --> 00:11:06,487
- Yeah.
- And it says, like, "DM me."
322
00:11:06,529 --> 00:11:08,919
Like, like, "You're hot."
323
00:11:08,966 --> 00:11:11,096
- Kerstin, go get paper, tape.
- Tape.
324
00:11:11,142 --> 00:11:13,542
Okay, I'll go find it.
- Yeah.
325
00:11:13,579 --> 00:11:16,019
If I went out with JR,
would that be weird for you?
326
00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:18,060
No.
It better get me free lessons.
327
00:11:18,106 --> 00:11:20,406
Ah, yes. Sweet.
328
00:11:20,456 --> 00:11:21,936
Let's just put my number.
329
00:11:21,979 --> 00:11:24,939
Don't break his heart
because I like him as a coach.
330
00:11:24,982 --> 00:11:27,162
Okay.
Yeah.
331
00:11:27,202 --> 00:11:29,382
Um, JR, will you
check out my swing?
332
00:11:29,421 --> 00:11:30,901
Watch what I'm doing
with my foot.
333
00:11:30,945 --> 00:11:32,075
I think you'll really like it.
- Okay.
334
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,250
Okay, here we go.
Hold on.
335
00:11:34,296 --> 00:11:35,246
Okay.
336
00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:40,870
[laughs]
337
00:11:40,911 --> 00:11:42,301
- It's my number.
- Oh, that's your phone number?
338
00:11:42,347 --> 00:11:43,387
Yeah.
339
00:11:43,435 --> 00:11:44,605
Here, you can have it
if you want.
340
00:11:44,654 --> 00:11:46,614
[laughter]
341
00:11:46,656 --> 00:11:47,956
It's cute, right?
342
00:11:48,005 --> 00:11:51,525
Oh, we're out of balls.
- JR's got two.
343
00:11:51,574 --> 00:11:53,974
[laughter]
344
00:11:59,669 --> 00:12:02,759
[upbeat music]
345
00:12:02,803 --> 00:12:04,503
♪
346
00:12:04,543 --> 00:12:07,503
[phone ringing]
347
00:12:08,765 --> 00:12:11,115
- Hi.
- Hi.
348
00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:13,069
What are you doing,
walking around St. Poo-is?
349
00:12:13,117 --> 00:12:14,767
[laughs]
Yes.
350
00:12:14,815 --> 00:12:16,685
I literally just got poop
on my hands
351
00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:19,780
from not having a dog poop bag.
- [groans]
352
00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,780
Well, I actually
used a piece of--
353
00:12:21,822 --> 00:12:23,952
like, a Doritos bag
that I found
354
00:12:23,998 --> 00:12:25,738
and it wasn't easy to do,
so I got poop on my hand.
355
00:12:25,782 --> 00:12:27,702
[laughs] That'd be
a great Doritos commercial.
356
00:12:27,741 --> 00:12:29,961
It'd be a horrible
Doritos commercial.
357
00:12:30,004 --> 00:12:31,964
David Spade
always make me laugh.
358
00:12:32,006 --> 00:12:33,826
He's never too serious
about things.
359
00:12:33,877 --> 00:12:37,577
He always makes fun of me about
St. Louis and living there.
360
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:40,100
You look great.
- "Joe Dirt" Lego.
361
00:12:40,144 --> 00:12:42,584
- [laughs]
- Look, he's got a mop.
362
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,755
He's always asking me
if I'm dancing
363
00:12:44,801 --> 00:12:47,761
down at the Bojangles
or, like, the Bennigan's.
364
00:12:47,804 --> 00:12:50,464
I don't even know if those
restaurants exist anymore,
365
00:12:50,502 --> 00:12:51,552
but he's not wrong.
366
00:12:51,590 --> 00:12:52,770
Like, I am considering
367
00:12:52,809 --> 00:12:54,119
putting in an application
at Ruby Tuesdays,
368
00:12:54,158 --> 00:12:55,638
and I wouldn't hate it.
369
00:12:55,681 --> 00:12:58,861
Lookit, I just sat on this.
It's so stupid.
370
00:12:58,902 --> 00:12:59,992
It's my Golden Globe
nomination.
371
00:13:00,034 --> 00:13:01,514
[laughing]
372
00:13:01,557 --> 00:13:03,467
I don't know why it's here.
It's so dumb.
373
00:13:03,515 --> 00:13:06,685
Anyway, so, Nik,
it's kind of cloudy there.
374
00:13:06,736 --> 00:13:07,686
Is it or no?
- Yeah.
375
00:13:07,737 --> 00:13:08,867
It's about
to start raining.
376
00:13:08,912 --> 00:13:11,222
But yeah,
it's been beautiful this week.
377
00:13:11,262 --> 00:13:12,872
I mean, the weather's amazing
and I'm like,
378
00:13:12,916 --> 00:13:14,916
oh, I don't need LA,
but then winter's coming
379
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,752
and I'm gonna be, like,
I should go back.
380
00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:18,400
I like you around LA.
381
00:13:18,443 --> 00:13:19,843
When I'm in LA,
I like going out
382
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,320
and doing standup
and going to shows.
383
00:13:21,359 --> 00:13:23,009
It's sort of fun
to go to the Comedy Store
384
00:13:23,057 --> 00:13:24,887
and lean on the wall and just
bull---- with other comics.
385
00:13:24,928 --> 00:13:26,058
[laughs]
Yes.
386
00:13:26,103 --> 00:13:27,933
- It is fun.
- It is, it is.
387
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,755
So it's fun to be in there.
388
00:13:29,803 --> 00:13:31,153
As much as I love St. Louis,
389
00:13:31,195 --> 00:13:32,975
as someone who kind of
wants to slow down,
390
00:13:33,023 --> 00:13:34,633
I do have chronic FOMO.
391
00:13:34,677 --> 00:13:36,717
I've been diagnosed
multiple times.
392
00:13:36,766 --> 00:13:39,636
I really do wish that I could
just be down the street
393
00:13:39,682 --> 00:13:42,602
from my LA friends
and have intimate meals
394
00:13:42,641 --> 00:13:45,121
because they usually pay
for the meal too.
395
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:46,466
And that's pretty sweet.
396
00:13:46,515 --> 00:13:48,515
I need to make sure
if I go back,
397
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,650
that I have a good--
like, good friends.
398
00:13:51,694 --> 00:13:54,264
Um, we're acquaintances
and I like that.
399
00:13:54,305 --> 00:13:57,565
We're work colleagues.
Friends is a strong word.
400
00:13:57,613 --> 00:14:00,623
I qualify you as one
of my close friends,
401
00:14:00,659 --> 00:14:01,619
but that's fine.
402
00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:02,660
You know what?
403
00:14:02,705 --> 00:14:04,785
We define friendship differently.
404
00:14:04,838 --> 00:14:07,318
- Kind of but...
- [laughs]
405
00:14:07,362 --> 00:14:08,622
All right, back to work
and I'll talk to you soon.
406
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:09,797
Thank you.
You too.
407
00:14:09,843 --> 00:14:10,893
- Love you.
- All right, bye.
408
00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:13,981
He said I love you.
I heard it.
409
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,111
That is so sweet.
410
00:14:15,152 --> 00:14:19,722
♪
411
00:14:19,765 --> 00:14:23,545
Can we stalk JR on Instagram?
- JR, golf.
412
00:14:23,595 --> 00:14:25,725
Was it fun to meet a boy
out there?
413
00:14:25,771 --> 00:14:27,121
Yeah, he seemed nice
414
00:14:27,164 --> 00:14:29,654
and he didn't seem
really that interested in me.
415
00:14:29,688 --> 00:14:31,078
And I think that's why
I'm into him.
416
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,555
- [laughs]
- But--
417
00:14:32,604 --> 00:14:34,264
I've been texting with JR
and he might stop over.
418
00:14:34,302 --> 00:14:35,962
It's not like a date,
419
00:14:35,999 --> 00:14:38,739
but I'm entertaining the idea
of hanging out with other guys.
420
00:14:38,784 --> 00:14:40,834
You guys will just probably
end up working on your swing.
421
00:14:40,874 --> 00:14:42,094
[laughing]
Yeah.
422
00:14:42,136 --> 00:14:44,086
[dog barks]
423
00:14:44,138 --> 00:14:47,268
[gasps]
Who's that?
424
00:14:47,315 --> 00:14:49,485
Hi, welcome.
This is Luigi.
425
00:14:49,534 --> 00:14:51,104
- Hi, Luigi.
- Hi, thanks for coming over.
426
00:14:51,145 --> 00:14:52,225
Yeah, absolutely.
427
00:14:52,276 --> 00:14:53,186
You gonna get up
for the guest?
428
00:14:53,234 --> 00:14:54,414
- No.
- Hey, JR.
429
00:14:54,452 --> 00:14:55,632
- You remember Kerstin.
- Howdy.
430
00:14:55,671 --> 00:14:57,331
You might recognize me
if I do this.
431
00:14:57,368 --> 00:14:58,408
- Yo.
- [laughs]
432
00:14:58,456 --> 00:15:00,676
- Pretty good.
- Welcome.
433
00:15:00,719 --> 00:15:02,979
Does it make you feel better
sitting next to a club
434
00:15:03,026 --> 00:15:04,326
or, like, next to
some kind of...
435
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,765
There is some comfort there.
[laughter]
436
00:15:06,812 --> 00:15:08,382
I can't say I've ever
slept with a club,
437
00:15:08,423 --> 00:15:11,173
but definitely, there's clubs
around all the time.
438
00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:12,778
What's your astrological
sign?
439
00:15:12,818 --> 00:15:15,258
- I'm a Capricorn.
- Do you believe in astrology?
440
00:15:15,299 --> 00:15:16,949
Yeah.
who knows?
441
00:15:16,997 --> 00:15:19,127
Truthfully, yeah.
Who knows?
442
00:15:19,173 --> 00:15:20,743
Do you go to therapy?
443
00:15:20,783 --> 00:15:22,393
- I have.
- Yeah, same.
444
00:15:22,437 --> 00:15:24,957
Cool.
Do you meditate?
445
00:15:25,005 --> 00:15:26,695
- I do, yup.
- What do you do?
446
00:15:26,745 --> 00:15:29,135
So have you ever heard
of astral projection?
447
00:15:30,924 --> 00:15:34,804
Trying to project yourself
into a different place.
448
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,370
Watching Nikki flirt
is like watching
449
00:15:37,408 --> 00:15:39,718
an FBI detective
break down a suspect.
450
00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:40,888
Do you play
a musical instrument?
451
00:15:40,934 --> 00:15:42,074
I am tone deaf.
452
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,979
- Do you like music?
- Well, it's...
453
00:15:44,024 --> 00:15:45,424
Do you sing ever
to the radio?
454
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:46,590
Uh...
455
00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:47,675
Like shining the light
in their faces.
456
00:15:47,723 --> 00:15:50,073
Tell me what you did
when you were 12.
457
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,417
And the guy's like,
"I don't know, man.
458
00:15:51,466 --> 00:15:53,466
I just... I stole
a pack of cigarettes."
459
00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:55,511
And she's like,
"What? What did you do?
460
00:15:55,557 --> 00:15:58,037
Anyways, do you want
to take me to dinner?"
461
00:15:58,081 --> 00:15:59,561
What's your favorite thing
on, like,
462
00:15:59,604 --> 00:16:01,564
the St. Louis,
like, night life?
463
00:16:01,606 --> 00:16:03,826
Uh, so I don't drink
or do drugs anymore.
464
00:16:03,869 --> 00:16:05,519
I was really good at it
when I was younger.
465
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:06,997
- It's a good mental state.
- So you don't do any drugs?
466
00:16:07,047 --> 00:16:08,697
No, no.
467
00:16:08,744 --> 00:16:10,884
I want to do heroin, though.
Have you heard about that?
468
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,100
I've heard about it,
I've never done it, thank God.
469
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,010
I had friends
that have done it
470
00:16:14,054 --> 00:16:15,884
and, like, they loved it.
471
00:16:15,925 --> 00:16:18,005
Well, we're not going
to shoot heroin today.
472
00:16:18,058 --> 00:16:19,708
- Yeah.
- Not, not yet.
473
00:16:19,755 --> 00:16:22,845
JR is cool and nice.
474
00:16:22,888 --> 00:16:24,798
He's not, like, fanboying out.
475
00:16:24,847 --> 00:16:26,497
He talks about his feelings.
476
00:16:26,544 --> 00:16:28,204
He is sober.
477
00:16:28,242 --> 00:16:30,372
Meditates?
478
00:16:30,418 --> 00:16:31,808
Thanks for coming over.
- Yup, thank you.
479
00:16:31,854 --> 00:16:33,944
And we'll see you when
you astral project yourself.
480
00:16:33,987 --> 00:16:35,157
Back to this...
481
00:16:35,205 --> 00:16:36,725
Back to this living room
later on.
482
00:16:36,772 --> 00:16:38,562
I don't think I've ever tried
to go to indoor spaces.
483
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,080
- [laughs]
- Good bye.
484
00:16:40,123 --> 00:16:42,043
Nice seeing y'all.
- Bye, JR.
485
00:16:42,082 --> 00:16:43,522
- All right.
- With that being said,
486
00:16:43,561 --> 00:16:45,001
I don't want
to give up on Chris
487
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:46,871
until I know that it's
definitely not going to work.
488
00:16:46,912 --> 00:16:48,612
And right now, if I were
to walk away from it,
489
00:16:48,653 --> 00:16:51,053
I would always wonder
what could've happened.
490
00:16:51,091 --> 00:16:54,441
You guys are great wing-people.
- I love being on the wing.
491
00:16:54,485 --> 00:16:55,745
- Yeah, I think he's cute.
- [laughs]
492
00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:57,401
- He is cute.
- I don't know why.
493
00:16:57,445 --> 00:17:00,055
I always see him
with those---- glasses
494
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,230
and, like, I never...
495
00:17:01,275 --> 00:17:02,575
The glasses upside down
would have to go.
496
00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:03,714
I think that's kind of fun.
497
00:17:03,755 --> 00:17:05,145
I don't know.
I kind of dig it.
498
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,112
[laughs]
499
00:17:12,155 --> 00:17:14,415
[upbeat music]
500
00:17:14,462 --> 00:17:16,292
These kids weren't here
for two seconds.
501
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,253
They pulled out every toy.
502
00:17:18,292 --> 00:17:20,472
Want some coffee, EJ?
- No, I'm good.
503
00:17:20,511 --> 00:17:22,771
You sure?
I'll make you a latte.
504
00:17:22,818 --> 00:17:25,208
Doesn't this look like...
poop?
505
00:17:25,255 --> 00:17:26,645
[chuckles]
506
00:17:26,691 --> 00:17:27,781
What?
It looks like--
507
00:17:27,823 --> 00:17:29,743
it's the weirdest look
of coffee beans.
508
00:17:29,781 --> 00:17:32,441
- Hello?
- Hello, we're in here.
509
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,090
Hi.
[dog barks]
510
00:17:34,134 --> 00:17:35,314
- Go get her.
- Get her.
511
00:17:35,352 --> 00:17:36,312
Come in here, Nikki.
We're in the den.
512
00:17:36,353 --> 00:17:37,273
- [mimics bark]
- Sic her.
513
00:17:37,311 --> 00:17:38,921
Hi, baby. Hi.
514
00:17:38,964 --> 00:17:40,054
- Hello.
- Hey, Nikki.
515
00:17:40,096 --> 00:17:42,616
- Hello, cuties.
- Look at those pants.
516
00:17:42,664 --> 00:17:45,194
Those are cute on you.
- Thanks.
517
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,670
Let me see.
- Don't, oh.
518
00:17:47,712 --> 00:17:50,242
- Doesn't hurt.
- Let me see the hole.
519
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,890
Oh, that's not bad.
520
00:17:51,934 --> 00:17:55,464
The other day, I was actually
driving my dad to the dentist.
521
00:17:55,503 --> 00:17:56,773
Get in the right.
522
00:17:56,808 --> 00:17:59,158
I have 1.6 miles
to get in the right lane.
523
00:17:59,202 --> 00:18:01,682
Yeah, but everybody's trying
to go there this time of night.
524
00:18:01,726 --> 00:18:04,116
I understand that, but I also
have five cars behind me,
525
00:18:04,164 --> 00:18:06,174
so I'm not looking to
weave in and out of things.
526
00:18:06,209 --> 00:18:07,379
I drive this way all the time
527
00:18:07,428 --> 00:18:08,818
and I always get over
right away.
528
00:18:08,864 --> 00:18:10,174
- Okay, I'll get over.
- There's no reason not to.
529
00:18:10,213 --> 00:18:12,303
I'll get over, Dad.
Whatever makes you happy.
530
00:18:12,346 --> 00:18:13,866
This is your world.
531
00:18:13,912 --> 00:18:17,262
I'm just driving you
to your dental surgery in it.
532
00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:19,087
It feels like
it's an open gate.
533
00:18:19,135 --> 00:18:20,615
Your mom's not gonna be
attracted to me anymore
534
00:18:20,658 --> 00:18:21,698
if I keep...
- Oh, my God.
535
00:18:21,746 --> 00:18:23,226
If you don't
stop showing that.
536
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,270
Your dad without his teeth...
537
00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:27,135
he wants a kiss
and I'm like, no.
538
00:18:27,187 --> 00:18:28,537
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
539
00:18:28,579 --> 00:18:29,889
Kiss your husband!
540
00:18:29,928 --> 00:18:32,018
- I tried.
- Why? Was that gross?
541
00:18:32,061 --> 00:18:33,631
Well, 'cause he...
542
00:18:33,671 --> 00:18:35,061
You were excited you finally
had an excuse not to do it.
543
00:18:35,108 --> 00:18:36,068
Ha-ha.
544
00:18:36,109 --> 00:18:38,369
[laughter]
545
00:18:38,415 --> 00:18:40,285
Ask me to say something
with an S.
546
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,550
Say Susie sells seashells
by the seashore.
547
00:18:42,593 --> 00:18:43,813
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, Dad.
548
00:18:43,855 --> 00:18:45,205
- Wait, do it, do it, do it.
- Do it.
549
00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:47,288
She sells sea sells
by the she shore.
550
00:18:47,337 --> 00:18:49,817
[laughter]
551
00:18:49,861 --> 00:18:51,041
You sound like Andrew.
552
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,210
There's something in his mouth
553
00:18:52,255 --> 00:18:54,075
that makes it
so he can't say S's.
554
00:18:54,127 --> 00:18:55,297
Speaking of Andrew,
555
00:18:55,345 --> 00:18:57,215
I went to
the Family Golf Center.
556
00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:59,090
He trains with this guy, JR,
557
00:18:59,132 --> 00:19:02,052
who ended up being,
like, a nice, cute guy.
558
00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:03,571
Really?
559
00:19:03,614 --> 00:19:04,924
So then JR came over and
hung out with me and Kerstin
560
00:19:04,963 --> 00:19:06,363
and Andrew the other night.
- Oh, nice.
561
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,920
It was really fun.
It made me realize
562
00:19:07,966 --> 00:19:10,006
that there are other people
out there that, like,
563
00:19:10,055 --> 00:19:11,485
have some of the qualities
I'm looking for
564
00:19:11,535 --> 00:19:12,835
which is someone
who works on themself.
565
00:19:12,884 --> 00:19:14,804
- Yeah.
- But I don't know.
566
00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:16,763
I just don't want
to give up on Chris yet.
567
00:19:16,801 --> 00:19:18,891
If Chris is in the picture,
no guy stands a chance.
568
00:19:18,934 --> 00:19:22,594
Chris is someone
who I am very attracted to.
569
00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:24,203
He just checks all my boxes.
570
00:19:24,244 --> 00:19:27,124
He's devilishly handsome,
great smile,
571
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,860
chiseled jaw,
he looks like JFK Jr.
572
00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:31,951
who I did have on my wall
when I was in high school.
573
00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:33,600
I stole the picture
from a "Time" magazine
574
00:19:33,644 --> 00:19:34,914
that was honoring his death.
575
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:36,780
You want to give it
one last chance?
576
00:19:36,821 --> 00:19:38,481
Yes.
We just need to talk about,
577
00:19:38,519 --> 00:19:41,219
like, what it is we're doing
and go to therapy.
578
00:19:41,261 --> 00:19:44,131
I know of a couples therapist
that can get us in,
579
00:19:44,177 --> 00:19:45,267
you know, soon.
580
00:19:45,308 --> 00:19:46,478
I'm just gonna say,
581
00:19:46,527 --> 00:19:48,217
I found someone.
Do you want to go?
582
00:19:48,268 --> 00:19:50,528
Good.
Well, do it, geez.
583
00:19:50,574 --> 00:19:52,534
I know that it's almost,
like, ridiculous
584
00:19:52,576 --> 00:19:54,226
'cause we've been doing this
for eight years now
585
00:19:54,274 --> 00:19:56,454
off and on and no one
takes us seriously anymore.
586
00:19:56,493 --> 00:19:58,633
- It's been eight years?
- Yeah.
587
00:19:58,669 --> 00:20:01,629
- Damn.
- Yeah, I hope you guys do it
588
00:20:01,672 --> 00:20:03,632
and then you can
figure out whether
589
00:20:03,674 --> 00:20:05,504
this is meant to be or not.
- Yeah.
590
00:20:05,546 --> 00:20:07,286
I mean, this would
get the ball rolling here.
591
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:09,110
I hope he wants to go
592
00:20:09,158 --> 00:20:12,988
because I think that means
we're meant to be, I'd think.
593
00:20:13,031 --> 00:20:15,991
But we are not meant to be
in the current state it is in.
594
00:20:16,034 --> 00:20:18,824
I will not--I will not
keep doing this.
595
00:20:18,863 --> 00:20:21,343
As scared as I am
to even talk to Chris
596
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,738
about going to therapy,
597
00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:26,780
I just need someone to sit
and listen to us talk
598
00:20:26,828 --> 00:20:29,398
and see if I'm crazy,
if he's crazy,
599
00:20:29,439 --> 00:20:32,789
and if we're both crazy
to even want to try this again.
600
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,584
It's getting embarrassing.
601
00:20:34,618 --> 00:20:35,918
Eight years.
602
00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:38,187
Yeah, some would say
my best years.
603
00:20:38,231 --> 00:20:39,931
[laughs]
604
00:20:39,971 --> 00:20:41,451
Next time...
605
00:20:41,495 --> 00:20:42,315
That is the weirdest thing
I've ever seen in my life.
606
00:20:42,365 --> 00:20:43,405
What?
607
00:20:43,453 --> 00:20:44,373
That's my mom,
she doesn't care.
608
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,021
My parents love this cabin.
609
00:20:46,064 --> 00:20:48,984
I am finding ways
to make it fun for myself
610
00:20:49,024 --> 00:20:51,034
and make others
deeply uncomfortable.
611
00:20:51,069 --> 00:20:52,329
You got left, bitch.
612
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,505
- No, Andrew.
- Andrew.
613
00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:56,211
- [laughs]
- My God.
614
00:20:56,249 --> 00:20:57,509
I'm wondering about you.
615
00:20:57,554 --> 00:20:58,774
What's your life like
right now?
616
00:20:58,816 --> 00:20:59,686
I'm thinking about
getting back together
617
00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:01,170
with my ex-boyfriend.
618
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:03,210
I need us to be able
to communicate better.
619
00:21:03,256 --> 00:21:06,906
I would like us to be a couple
that talks about our feelings.
620
00:21:06,955 --> 00:21:08,515
And I just want to be single.
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