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Pass the pie around.
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Men.
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Men.
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Men.
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All right, hold it. Hold it.
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All quiet, shh.
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You heard what he said.
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Quiet.
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We are gathered here tonight
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to honor Trooper Duffy,
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on the 30th anniversary
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of his being
wounded at the Alamo.
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That's why we're here, captain?
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I hope you throw a party
for me next week, sir.
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It's my second anniversary
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of getting
hoof-and-mouth disease.
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I think it's a very nice thing
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for Captain Parmenter here,
to have this party for Duffy
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and I think it's time now
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that he'd like to
say a few words.
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There I was at the Alamo,
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shoulder to shoulder
and backs to the wall...
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Not you, Duffy.
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The captain.
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Thank you, sergeant.
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But really, all I wanted to say
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was good luck to Trooper Duffy
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from all of us here in F Troop.
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All right, Private Vanderbilt,
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bring on the cake.
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My cake.
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Macintosh, help him out of here.
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Okay, that's right. There.
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Well...
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lucky for Vanderbilt,
it was a sponge cake.
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Oh, but seriously, men,
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we're not going to let this
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spoil our good time, are we?
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Yeah, well, certainly not, sir,
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but I think that right now
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a little entertainment
would be in order.
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I think what the men
would enjoy most
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is to hear you play
"Camptown Races"
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on your spoons.
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Oh, would you really?
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Oh, yeah, captain.
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Well, I... I just happen to have
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my spoons with me.
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And, uh... you never know when,
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someone might offer
you a bowl of soup.
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Well, here goes. Ahem.
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One, two, three, four.
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Doo-da, doo-da.
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Attention.
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Ooh.
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I am Colonel Adams of
territorial headquarters.
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I'd like to speak to you
for a moment, captain.
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Of course, sir.
Uh, carry on, men.
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Carry on.
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I never saw that colonel before.
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He must have just
arrived from Washington.
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I've seen him someplace before,
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but I just can't remember where.
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I'll tell you straight
out, captain.
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Headquarters has discovered
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that Army rifles are
being sold to the Apaches.
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Well, I'll be darned.
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And our observations
have led us to believe
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that the renegade is
a soldier in F Troop.
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I can't believe it.
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Well, you'd better
believe it, captain.
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One of those men
in there is a traitor.
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Oh, now, I'll do everything
I can to cooperate
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in this investigation,
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but I can assure you
that my men are innocent.
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I'm telling you, Parmenter,
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if you wanna keep
those captain's bars
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you'd better change your tune.
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Well... I can also play,
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"Way Down Upon
the Swanee River."
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Uh, you sent for us, sir?
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Uh, yes, men.
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We have some serious
business to attend to.
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Well, what's that, sir?
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Colonel Adams, who
came in last night,
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tells me that headquarters feels
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one of the men in F Troop
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is selling Army
rifles to the Apaches.
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Oh, sir, that's impossible.
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Well, I can't believe that.
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I couldn't believe it either,
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but this morning,
I took inventory
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and I found 20 rifles missing.
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Now, that is shocking.
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You can't just blame
it on carelessness.
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After all, a good soldier
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always knows where his gun is.
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Mm.
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That's 20 missing
rifles and one pistol.
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Sir, maybe your pistol
is in your other pants.
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No, no, corporal, no, no.
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Whoever did this
has gone too far.
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Now, the three of us have to be
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on the alert at all times.
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From now on,
every man in F Troop
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is under suspicion.
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Ooh-oh.
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Yaaah!
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You know, Dobbs, I still say
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that Colonel Adams
looks familiar.
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I know I've seen him
somewhere before.
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Never mind that, Dobbs.
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Give me a hand with this barrel.
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Where are we taking this stuff?
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To the town dump.
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Come in.
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Did you men find out anything?
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Ah, no, sir, we didn't, sir.
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Well, I'm afraid
it's like looking
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for a needle in a haystack.
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Oh, I wish you
hadn't said that, sir.
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A thing like this
is bad for morale.
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Why, all morning I've
been down in the dumps.
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I wish you hadn't
said that, sir.
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But frankly, if one of the men
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on F Troop was guilty
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I thought he'd
be as easy to find
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as, well, falling off a log.
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I wish you hadn't
said that, sergeant.
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We've been watching
every man like a hawk, sir.
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There is one trooper
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who may be so clever
that he's fooled us all.
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A clever trooper?
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Yes.
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A man who may
have more intelligence
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than we think, simply
because of the dumb look
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he has on his face.
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Oh, now, captain,
I can swear to you
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it's not Corporal Agarn.
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No, no, that's not the
man I was referring to.
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Who has a dumb look on his face?
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I was referring to
Private Vanderbilt.
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How can Vanderbilt
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be out selling
guns to the Indians?
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He can't even
find the fort gate.
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Ah, but do we really
know that, sergeant?
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Has it ever occurred
to either of you
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that he may be just
faking his bad eyesight?
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But he sure fooled
me when he fell
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into Duffy's cake last night.
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That's what I mean
about being clever.
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Now, we're going to test
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to see if Vanderbilt
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is really faking
his bad eyesight.
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That's why I've got all
the, the chicken wire,
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and the barrels and
all that stuff out there.
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Oh, well, that's
very clever, sir. Yes.
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Yeah, that's why I sent
the rest of the troop out.
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Now... Oh.
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I'm going to call Vanderbilt
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to come over to my office,
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and we'll observe
from this window
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whether or not he bumps
into any of those obstacles.
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Vanderbilt,
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I'd like to see
you in my office.
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Look at that, he hasn't
bumped into a thing.
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Now, that's the first
time in three years
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he hasn't fallen
over the flag rail.
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The first time in four years
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he hasn't tripped over
those cannonballs.
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Oh, sarge, our
Vandy... A traitor.
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Look.
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Our Vandy did it.
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Well...
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Vanderbilt is clean,
in more ways than one.
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What a relief to
know that dumb look
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is only hiding a dumb brain.
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Men, we'll just have
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to keep searching
for the renegade.
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Ah, yes, sir. Come on, Agarn.
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I wonder if it
could be... Dobbs.
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Oh, now, really, corporal.
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Well, he could
be blowing signals
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on that bugle.
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He sure ain't blowing nothing
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that sounds like reveille.
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Come on.
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Oh, hi, Janey.
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Hi, O'Rourke, Agarn.
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Janey... how would
you describe me
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to a stranger?
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Why, I'd say that
sweet, darling corporal.
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Hm.
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With the dumb look on his face.
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You had to ask.
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I haven't seen
much of you, Wilton.
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You're a sight for sore eyes.
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Now you're going
to have sore lips
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to go with those eyes, heh-heh.
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Well, you've got to admit
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that we haven't seen
much of each other lately.
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That's because I've
been very busy, Jane,
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on a top-secret assignment.
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Oh, what's it all about?
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I just told you,
Jane, it's top-secret.
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Oh, Wilton, nothing
is top-secret with us.
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You can tell me.
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I can't, Jane. My
lips are sealed.
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Well, as long as they're sealed.
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Ooh.
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Colonel Adams.
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This... Uh, this
is Wrangler Jane,
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she runs the local post office.
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Runs it or plays it?
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Well, I'd better
be getting back.
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The afternoon mail will be in.
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Uh, nice meeting you, colonel.
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See you later,
Captain Parmenter.
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She runs the local post office?
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No, she plays it.
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No, I mean, right, she
runs the local post office
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and the general store.
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How well do you
know that young lady?
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Well, we're sort of pals.
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How do you know
your pal isn't the one
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who's running guns
to the Apaches?
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Who, Jane?
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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Uh, she runs the
local post office,
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she must have access
to communications
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from headquarters.
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Must know when gun
shipments are coming in.
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Right, captain? Well...
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Maybe being linked romantically
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with the captain of the fort
puts her above suspicion,
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right, captain? Well, yes...
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Do you remember Samson
and Delilah, captain?
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Well, it's true, Jane's
given me a haircut
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a few times but I
never lost my strength.
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Captain.
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Captain Parmenter,
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What makes you think this girl
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isn't using you as a cover-up?
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Well, for one thing,
she does an awful lot
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of kissing for a
gunrunner, and then she...
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I just told you,
Jane, it's top-secret.
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Oh, Wilton, nothing
is top-secret with us.
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You can tell me.
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And that's when she kissed me.
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I beg your pardon.
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Tonight, sir,
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I will thoroughly
investigate Wrangler Jane.
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But are you going to find out
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if she's got any Army rifles?
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Rely on me, colonel,
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if she's got them,
they'll be hidden
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in her room above her store.
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Excuse me, I have to
make arrangements.
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Right, captain.
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I tell you, sarge,
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I've seen that colonel
somewhere before.
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Yeah, sure, Duffy, sure.
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00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,069
We know all about it.
We'll talk to you later.
264
00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:30,509
Men. Oh.
265
00:12:30,533 --> 00:12:31,828
Men, I wonder if I could get you
266
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:32,811
to do me a favor?
267
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:33,829
Why, certainly, sir.
268
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,114
After it gets dark tonight,
269
00:12:35,138 --> 00:12:37,216
bring a buckboard
over behind my office
270
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,801
and make sure you
have a ladder in it.
271
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:39,785
A ladder, sir?
272
00:12:39,809 --> 00:12:41,170
Yes, one long enough to reach
273
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,172
Wrangler Jane's window
above her store. Shh.
274
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,290
Ah, yes, sir.
275
00:12:46,549 --> 00:12:48,661
Sarge, where we gonna
find a ladder that tall?
276
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,329
Well, there's one
right over there.
277
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,366
Sarge, how do you like that?
278
00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:56,085
He's going to elope.
279
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,420
Fellows, is that
colonel still with Wilton?
280
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,572
Ah, yeah, well, I think so.
281
00:12:59,596 --> 00:13:01,440
Well, I've just
gotta talk to him.
282
00:13:01,464 --> 00:13:03,175
He's been acting
so strange lately.
283
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,793
Oh, I don't think
you've got anything
284
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:05,944
to worry about, Janey.
285
00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:07,196
Not when he ordered us
286
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,564
to get him a ladder tonight,
287
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,955
tall enough to
reach your window.
288
00:13:12,642 --> 00:13:13,635
Oh. Ha, ha.
289
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:16,511
Oh... Yeah.
290
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,225
Did you bring the rice?
291
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,729
Right here, sarge.
292
00:13:55,685 --> 00:13:56,745
Ah, good. That's good.
293
00:14:34,758 --> 00:14:36,635
Sarge, if he don't get
that ladder up soon
294
00:14:36,659 --> 00:14:37,653
he'll be carrying down
295
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,171
a little gray-haired old lady.
296
00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:06,932
Don't bother
carrying me, Wilton.
297
00:15:06,956 --> 00:15:08,516
I'll climb down myself.
298
00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:19,261
Here, let's get this.
299
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:22,047
Oh... Janey,
300
00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:24,750
you make a
beautiful-looking bride.
301
00:15:24,774 --> 00:15:25,834
Oh, thank you.
302
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,236
Where's the captain?
303
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,638
Wilton? Wilton?
304
00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:36,845
Oh... gentlemen, I am...
305
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,647
I am very happy to announce
306
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,116
that Jane is not the one
307
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,085
who has been selling
guns to the Indians.
308
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,538
Selling guns to the Indians?
309
00:15:46,562 --> 00:15:47,940
Oh, sarge...
310
00:15:47,964 --> 00:15:50,698
I think we've made
a terrible mistake.
311
00:15:52,335 --> 00:15:53,729
Oh, I get it.
312
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,280
You thought that I was coming
313
00:15:55,304 --> 00:15:56,365
to get you to elope.
314
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,533
Well, I don't sleep
315
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,184
in a wedding dress every night.
316
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,768
Yeah, well, Janey,
a lot of girls do.
317
00:16:02,946 --> 00:16:04,907
Now, Janey, look at it this way.
318
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,575
Everybody rehearses weddings.
319
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,544
Now, you're the
first girl in America
320
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,601
who's ever rehearsed
an elopement.
321
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,199
I know it was
embarrassing, Jane,
322
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,983
but it was
embarrassing for me too.
323
00:16:32,007 --> 00:16:34,286
Well, the least you could've
done, Wilton Parmenter,
324
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:36,188
was taken me over to
the justice of the peace,
325
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,324
as long as I was dressed.
326
00:16:38,348 --> 00:16:40,693
Jane, we Parmenters
do not elope.
327
00:16:40,717 --> 00:16:43,312
We have very formal
military weddings.
328
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,063
Good, I'll go get my dress.
329
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,498
No, no, Jane, please.
330
00:16:46,522 --> 00:16:48,484
I have a lot of military
problems on my mind.
331
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,568
Still trying to find out
332
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:52,053
who's selling guns
to the Indians?
333
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:54,256
How did you know
that? It was top-secret.
334
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,258
Some knucklehead
in a captain's uniform,
335
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,259
climbed a ladder,
336
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:58,761
and searched my
place last night.
337
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,312
That's how I found out.
338
00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:02,347
Oh, well, I forgot.
339
00:17:02,371 --> 00:17:04,933
Heh, well, you have a
very short memory, Wilton.
340
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,118
Wait a minute.
341
00:17:06,142 --> 00:17:07,603
Jane, what are
you doing tonight?
342
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,838
Nothing, just sitting
around in my wedding dress,
343
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,707
waiting for that
knucklehead to come back.
344
00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:14,760
Really, Jane, I'd like
you to do me a favor.
345
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:15,778
What's that?
346
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,563
Drop me off at the Hekawi Camp.
347
00:17:17,587 --> 00:17:18,647
I have a feeling
348
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,415
those Indians might
know something.
349
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,967
They certainly
aren't going to tell
350
00:17:21,991 --> 00:17:23,768
the commander of
Fort Courage if they did.
351
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:24,820
Hm-mm.
352
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,104
Well, I'm not going up there
353
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,368
as a cavalry captain.
354
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,342
Me go see redskin brother
355
00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:32,444
dressed like redskin brother.
356
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,213
How.
357
00:17:34,237 --> 00:17:36,948
In an Indian suit,
with feathers.
358
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,222
Oh, Wilton.
359
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,005
Hey, Wild Eagle,
what's going on?
360
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:45,424
Tonight, Hekawi tribe
361
00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:47,426
having annual big affair.
362
00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:49,311
This one biggest
affair of the year.
363
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,480
We call it Harvest Moon Dance.
364
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,266
Look, we didn't come up
here to discuss dancing.
365
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,784
We heard that
there's some Indians
366
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,319
trying to buy cavalry rifles.
367
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,321
You accusing your
friends, Hekawis,
368
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,406
of buying rifles?
369
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,957
Only tribe that ever live up
370
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,525
to paleface treaty.
371
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,995
Only tribe in
territory you can trust.
372
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,379
How much you want for the guns?
373
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,565
I knew we were
wasting our time up here.
374
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,934
Craze, see if you can get
some information for us.
375
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,120
Keep your ear to the ground.
376
00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:15,587
Last time he did that,
377
00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:17,678
got stepped on by a buffalo.
378
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:28,573
Hyah.
379
00:18:46,609 --> 00:18:48,120
All right, Tommy Tomtom,
380
00:18:48,144 --> 00:18:49,424
let's hear from you.
381
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,823
Stop the music.
382
00:19:24,847 --> 00:19:27,225
Now we have dance contest.
383
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,699
Choose partners.
384
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,264
And a-one, and a-two.
385
00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:08,689
Stop the music.
386
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,922
Me can tell him not
full-blooded Hekawi.
387
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,607
Him too good a dancer.
388
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,160
I thought he was... just fair.
389
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,428
Who was just fair? I mean...
390
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,964
Me get heap big applause.
391
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,517
Captain Parmenter!
392
00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:28,386
Look, chief, one of my
men has been selling guns
393
00:20:28,410 --> 00:20:29,538
to the Apaches,
394
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,373
and I came up here
to find out who it is.
395
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,391
Believe me, captain,
396
00:20:32,415 --> 00:20:34,526
I not know anything about guns.
397
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,095
Well, I guess I'd better be
398
00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:38,213
getting back to the fort.
399
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,715
Thanks anyway, chief, heh-heh.
400
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,466
If soldiers see you
dressed like Indian,
401
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,517
may shoot you.
402
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,152
Oh, no. No, no.
403
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,637
If I get back before 10:00,
404
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,195
Private Vanderbilt will
still be on guard duty.
405
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:15,306
Nine o'clock and all is well.
406
00:21:48,691 --> 00:21:50,169
You fool, I told you
407
00:21:50,193 --> 00:21:51,987
I'd meet you at
Wild Horse Canyon.
408
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,204
Huh?
409
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,073
I've got the buckboard
loaded with rifles.
410
00:21:55,097 --> 00:21:57,476
The whole plan could have
blown up because of you.
411
00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,628
Uh... Me sorry. Me forget plan.
412
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,531
I should have known
you weren't smart enough
413
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:03,815
to follow instructions.
414
00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:06,151
No wonder you gave away
Manhattan Island for $20.
415
00:22:06,175 --> 00:22:07,619
Twenty-four.
416
00:22:07,643 --> 00:22:08,643
Who cares?
417
00:22:10,146 --> 00:22:12,257
You have all guns in buckboard?
418
00:22:12,281 --> 00:22:13,708
I've got them all but one.
419
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:16,161
I've got that bumbling
Captain Parmenter's pistol here.
420
00:22:16,185 --> 00:22:18,830
Me not believe you
have captain's pistol.
421
00:22:18,854 --> 00:22:21,466
Oh, you don't believe?
422
00:22:21,490 --> 00:22:23,635
Well, what do you think this is?
423
00:22:23,659 --> 00:22:24,652
Hm.
424
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,855
Very... nice... pistol. Hm.
425
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:28,456
Now, Colonel Adams,
426
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,041
this is bumbling
Captain Parmenter
427
00:22:30,065 --> 00:22:31,376
telling you to stick 'em up.
428
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,045
What if I don't, Parmenter?
429
00:22:34,069 --> 00:22:35,230
I'll shoot you.
430
00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:37,099
Hm. With an empty pistol?
431
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:38,583
You've bumbled again, captain.
432
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,538
Vanderbilt, Vanderbilt!
433
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:44,856
What is it, Agarn?
434
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,624
Don't let that man
out of the gate.
435
00:22:46,648 --> 00:22:48,510
What did you say, Agarn?
436
00:22:53,756 --> 00:22:54,983
Good work, Vanderbilt.
437
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,085
You've stopped this
impostor from getting away.
438
00:22:58,193 --> 00:22:59,454
Vanderbilt?
439
00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:01,256
V-Vanderbilt?
440
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,978
What's going on, sarge?
441
00:23:06,002 --> 00:23:06,979
I don't know,
442
00:23:07,003 --> 00:23:09,203
but that looks like an Indian.
443
00:23:10,706 --> 00:23:11,706
An Indian.
444
00:23:15,044 --> 00:23:17,556
Sarge, this Injun killed
the colonel and Vandy.
445
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:20,140
What? No, no, no.
Me no, me no In...
446
00:23:21,384 --> 00:23:23,594
See what you can do
for the colonel and Vandy
447
00:23:23,618 --> 00:23:26,138
and I'll go get
Captain Parmenter.
448
00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:28,784
O'Rourke. Later, Janey.
449
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,068
But I'm worried about Wilton.
450
00:23:30,092 --> 00:23:31,286
I got worries of my own.
451
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,471
He went up to the Hekawi camp
452
00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:33,555
disguised as an Indian
453
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:34,939
and should have
been back by now.
454
00:23:34,963 --> 00:23:37,083
I'm sure he's fine. Fine.
455
00:23:42,938 --> 00:23:44,499
You said he went up
to the Hekawi camp
456
00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:45,584
disguised as an Indian?
457
00:23:45,608 --> 00:23:46,608
That's right.
458
00:23:47,476 --> 00:23:49,004
Vandy, Vandy.
459
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:49,988
Agarn.
460
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,273
Forget the colonel and Vandy
461
00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:52,524
and help me with this Indian.
462
00:23:52,548 --> 00:23:53,725
Ah, here we go.
463
00:23:53,749 --> 00:23:56,683
Up, up, up, up.
464
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:08,406
I'm really sorry
about last night, sir,
465
00:24:08,430 --> 00:24:09,891
but we thought
you were an Indian.
466
00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:12,344
You were only doing your
duty as a good soldier, sergeant.
467
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:14,579
Well, I'm glad we cleared
up the mystery of the guns.
468
00:24:14,603 --> 00:24:16,564
I knew it couldn't be
any man in F Troop.
469
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,133
I felt the same way, corporal.
470
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:19,884
Jane I wasn't so sure about.
471
00:24:19,908 --> 00:24:21,252
Agarn.
472
00:24:21,276 --> 00:24:23,221
Well, right about now
that imitation colonel
473
00:24:23,245 --> 00:24:24,506
should be on his way to prison
474
00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:25,490
for at least 10 years.
475
00:24:25,514 --> 00:24:26,809
Captain. Captain Parmenter.
476
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:27,792
What is it, Duffy?
477
00:24:27,816 --> 00:24:28,810
I just remembered
478
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,162
where I saw that Colonel Adams.
479
00:24:30,186 --> 00:24:31,379
Well, where? At the Alamo.
480
00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:33,148
You mean to tell me,
he soldiered with you
481
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,165
at the Alamo?
482
00:24:34,189 --> 00:24:36,668
No, he was selling
guns to Santa Ana.
483
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:39,170
Now, he tells us.
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