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♪ The end of the
Civil War Was near ♪
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♪ When quite accidentally ♪
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♪ A hero who sneezed
Abruptly seized ♪
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♪ Retreat And
reversed it to victory ♪
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♪ His Medal of Honor
Pleased and thrilled ♪
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♪ His proud little
Family group ♪
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♪ While pinning it on
Some blood was spilled ♪
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♪ And so it was
planned He'd command ♪
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♪ F Troop! ♪
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♪ Where Indian fights
Are colorful sights ♪
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♪ And nobody takes a lickin' ♪
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♪ Where paleface and redskin ♪
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♪ Both turn chicken ♪
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♪ When drilling and
fighting Get them down ♪
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♪ They know their
morale Can't droop ♪
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♪ As long as they
all Relax in town ♪
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♪ Before they resume
With a bang and a boom ♪
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♪ F Troop! ♪
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What happened?
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What's the matter?
What's the matter?
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Why's your hand
caught in the window?
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Would you open
the window, please?
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Oh, yeah, I know, I know.
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You saw another Indian
looking through the window.
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I didn't see another Indian
looking through the window.
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Just open the window, please.
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All right, all right.
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I'll tell you one thing,
this has got to stop.
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This is the third night in a row
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that you woke me up.
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But, sarge, those
other two nights,
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I tell you, I saw an Indian
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looking through this window.
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And I say you were dreaming.
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Now, the only
Indians around here
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are Hekawis, and
they would not be
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looking through that
window. Why not?
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Because all their braves
are afraid of the dark.
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Go to sleep.
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I still say I've been
seeing an Indian
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through that window.
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And why would an Indian
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be looking through that window?
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How do I know?
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Maybe he's a peeping tomahawk.
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Go to sleep.
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That is an order.
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Indians! Indians!
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What happ...?
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What's the matter? What...?
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I saw that same
Indian out there again!
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Agarn, I... Look
for yourself, sarge!
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I know he's out there!
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I told you. I... I... Aah!
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Agarn, will you get this
window off of my neck?
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Did you see an Indian
out there, sarge?
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No, I didn't see
that Indian out there.
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He must be heading for the gate!
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Indians!
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Come on, men! Grab your guns!
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Everybody, out on the double!
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Get awake!
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Indians!
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Come on, men! Grab your guns!
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Everybody, on the
double! Look alive!
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Dobbs, Duddleson,
cover the gate!
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The rest of you men
spread out and cover the fort!
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Look alive! Dobbs,
Duddleson, cover the gate!
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The rest of you men
spread out and cover the fort!
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Dobbs...
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You've got us up
the last two nights
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on a wild goose chase.
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Yours not to question why,
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yours but to do or die!
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You ain't seen any
Indians. The sarge is right.
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You're just seeing
them in your dreams.
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Know what else I saw?
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You in front of a firing...
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All right, stop the
hassle, will you?
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Now, Dobbs, go find that Indian
so we can all go back to bed.
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Right, sarge.
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Sarge, I tell you,
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I saw him right
there at that end.
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Sure you did, Agarn. Sure you...
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What's going on here, men?
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Captain.
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At ease. At ease.
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Agarn saw another Indian
looking through the window.
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Not "another Indian."
The same Indian.
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This is the third
night you've said this.
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Now, are you sure he
doesn't appear to you
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in a dream?
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Sir, have you ever seen
a dream walking? No.
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Well, he did.
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Really, corporal,
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I think this is all
your imagination.
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Captain, I saw
him as big as life!
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Captain. Yes?
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We searched the corral,
tack room and guardhouse,
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and no Indian.
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Thank you, Dobbs.
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All right, you satisfied now?
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No.
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Well, I'm satisfied,
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so just go back to
bed, please, corporal.
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Oh, and sweet dreams.
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Thank you, sir.
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Do you think it could
be one of the Hekawi
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walking in his sleep?
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No, it was one of the
Hekawi walking in your sleep.
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But, sarge, it can't be a dream.
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If I'm going to
dream about Indians,
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I'll dream about Pocahontas.
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Well, look.
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You just relax and go to sleep.
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Don't give me any more
of them false alarms.
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Don't worry, sarge.
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He only comes
around once a night.
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Uh, what are you doing?
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If you don't mind, sarge,
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I'd like to sleep
with the light on.
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Please... go to
sleep like a little man.
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Agarn...
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would you go back
to your own bunk,
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please?
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Sarge... What is it, Agarn?
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Could I have a drink of water?
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You see, sarge, that's him!
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Agarn!
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You heard him yourself!
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Dobbs!
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There's your Indian, Agarn.
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Dobbs...
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I ought to punch
you right in the nose.
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Oh, I thought you
had a sense of humor.
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Oh, I've got a great
sense of humor.
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How's that for a laugh?
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Sarge... look what
he did to my bugle.
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Ah, it'll work all right.
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Sergeant O'Rourke,
Corporal Agarn
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reporting, sir.
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Oh, at ease, men. At ease.
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I've called you in
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because I'd like to
discuss this business...
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Are you all right, sir?
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Oh, yes, I'm fine, I'm fine.
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I have to get that
loose board fixed.
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I'll get Private Duffy on that
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this afternoon, sir.
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Yes.
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Good. Thank you.
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You were saying, sir?
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I was saying...? Oh, yes, yes.
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Uh, I called you in
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because I'd like to
discuss this business
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of this imaginary Indian
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you keep seeing
every night, Agarn.
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Sir, believe me,
if you'll just sleep
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in the NCO quarters tonight,
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I'm sure you'll see him.
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Well, I hardly think it's
worth moving my bed in there.
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You can sleep in
my bed, captain.
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I don't mind another
night in O'Rourke's bunk.
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Well, it was...
It was either that
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or sleeping with the lamp on
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all night, sir.
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Oh.
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Well, I've been checking through
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this cavalry manual,
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and I've discovered
something very interesting.
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What's that, captain?
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If a soldier is stationed
for any length of time
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in this territory,
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one of the things
he may suffer from
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is Indian fever.
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Oh, sir, I've got it. I know it.
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Here, sarge, feel that.
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I'm burning up, right?
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Your head is as cold as ice.
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You see that?
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Rigor mortis has set in.
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What I'm trying to tell you
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is that when a soldier
has Indian fever,
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he imagines he sees Indians.
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But sir, when I had
the German measles,
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I didn't see any Germans.
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I guess you do
have a point there.
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Captain, I'm sure that the
pills that the medic gave him
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will start to take
effect very soon now.
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Let's hope so, sergeant,
because if it continues,
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I'm afraid I'm going to have
to recommend a transfer
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for Corporal Agarn.
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A transfer, sir?
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Yes, to an eastern fort,
away from the Indian territory.
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Yeah, well, now, captain,
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I'm sure that this is a
temporary condition.
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Yes, you are not going to see
any imaginary Indians again,
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now, are you, Agarn?
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Oh, believe me, sir,
it's only temporary,
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and I promise you, sarge,
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I'll never see another Indian...
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And there he is!
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There who is? What?
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That Indian!
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Agarn!
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I tell you, I saw him, sarge!
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Well, he can't get very far.
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Hey, Duffy!
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Did you see an Indian
looking in the captain's window?
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You're just asking
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for a court martial, Dobbs.
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Are you starting to see
Indians too, O'Rourke?
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If there was an Indian,
someone would have seen him.
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Yes, but you can bet
me, they wouldn't admit it.
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Oh, they're all against me, sir.
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Oh?
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You think all the men
are against you, corporal?
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With the captain's
permission, sir, I suggest
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we relieve Corporal
Agarn of his duties today
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so he can get a little rest.
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I think that's a very
good idea, sergeant.
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I don't need the rest, captain!
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It's that Indian running around
the camp who needs the rest!
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Corporal Agarn, you
heard the captain.
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Just go take one of your pills,
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and lie down on your bunk.
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Yes, you go ahead, corporal.
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That's the best thing for you.
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Right, sir.
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You'd better come inside
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and discuss this
further, sergeant.
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I think it's more serious
than you imagine.
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Oh, now, captain, I'm sure
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that Corporal Agarn
is going to be all right.
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Hi there.
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Sergeant, you know how I feel
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about Corporal Agarn.
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He's a very valuable man
to have around the fort,
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but we have to think
of his welfare first.
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Yes, sir, but I'm sure
that Corporal Agarn
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is on the road to recovery...
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Captain Parmenter!
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You saw another
Indian, corporal?
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Yes, sir.
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Where? In the well.
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In the well? Yes, sir.
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I wanted some
water to take my pill,
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and when I cranked up the rope,
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the Indian was
sitting in the bucket.
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The Indian was
sitting in the bucket?
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Come and see for yourselves!
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Well, corporal,
where's the Indian?
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Captain, he was
here a minute ago.
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Come on up, you coward!
I know you're down there!
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Agarn, there ain't
no Indian down there.
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Corporal, I'm going
to have to reassign you
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to a rear-echelon unit.
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You don't have to do that.
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With the captain's
permission, may I suggest
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you give Corporal
Agarn a week's furlough?
261
00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:55,975
What good would that do?
262
00:11:55,999 --> 00:11:57,977
Well, give him a chance
to rest, relax, unwind,
263
00:11:58,001 --> 00:11:59,979
clear out his little
mixed-up head.
264
00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:02,198
I guess I am a little
mixed-up, captain.
265
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,399
That may be a very good idea.
266
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,767
Yes, sir.
267
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:07,436
It might do you good to get
away from the rat race of the fort.
268
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,021
Thank you, sir.
269
00:12:09,045 --> 00:12:10,689
I'll draw up the
furlough papers.
270
00:12:10,713 --> 00:12:11,762
Thank you, sir.
271
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,144
Gee, that was
nice of you, sarge,
272
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,779
to suggest a furlough.
273
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:17,813
In my condition,
274
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,315
I could use a
week in Dodge City.
275
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,416
Dodge City?
276
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,651
No, the Hekawi camp.
277
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:23,085
The Hekawi camp?
278
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,087
Yeah, you can combine
business with pleasure,
279
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,589
look after our
souvenir business.
280
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:27,823
Wait a minute, sarge.
281
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,492
If I've got Indian fever,
282
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,494
why am I spending
a week with Indians?
283
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,128
When you fall off a horse,
284
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:36,732
you get right back
another horse, right? Right.
285
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,603
If you're seeing Indians, you
go to an Indian camp, right?
286
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,037
Well, that makes sense.
287
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,261
Not to me, but it makes sense.
288
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:51,513
Friends, Hekawis, countrymen,
we are gathered here today
289
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:54,283
to say goodbye
to Chief Wild Eagle
290
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:59,188
who has gone to last
big powwow in sky.
291
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:02,424
He was good chief, wise chief,
292
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,294
with heart as big as his mouth.
293
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,496
Again you try to bury me.
294
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,931
Oh, Chief Wild Eagle.
295
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,700
Just practicing speech I wrote
296
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:12,969
for when we wrap your
body in buffalo hide,
297
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,536
put it on your favorite pony,
298
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,138
and send him to...
299
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:19,108
Never mind the
funeral arrangements.
300
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,810
Must be prepared, chief.
301
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,945
You could go any minute.
302
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,147
That why you practice
funeral speech?
303
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,782
Have to practice.
304
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,783
Would you want me to say
305
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,085
burial speech for great chief
306
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,886
off top of head?
307
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,254
You keep practicing speech,
308
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,356
and you get tomahawk
off top of head.
309
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,294
Hey, Wild Eagle. Crazy Cat.
310
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,495
Hello, sergeant.
311
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,796
Hello, Agarn.
312
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,897
How.
313
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,232
Hey, Craze, you got a minute?
314
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,967
Do you walk in your sleep?
315
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,001
No.
316
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:48,170
Any of your friends
walk in theirs?
317
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,471
No.
318
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,740
I demand a roll
call of this tribe!
319
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,060
Agarn, will you cut that out?
320
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,312
Him acting very
strange, sergeant.
321
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,930
Well, he's got Indian fever.
322
00:13:57,954 --> 00:13:59,265
What's Indian fever?
323
00:13:59,289 --> 00:14:00,766
He keeps thinking
he sees an Indian
324
00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:02,318
prowling around the fort.
325
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,904
And they call me Crazy Cat.
326
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,939
Do you mind if I check
into the camp for a week?
327
00:14:06,963 --> 00:14:07,974
I'd just like to relax
328
00:14:07,998 --> 00:14:09,275
and work this out of my system.
329
00:14:09,299 --> 00:14:10,509
Glad to have you.
330
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:11,744
Three dollars a day.
331
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,445
Three dollars a day!
332
00:14:13,469 --> 00:14:15,114
American plan.
333
00:14:15,138 --> 00:14:16,515
I'll pick up the tab.
334
00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:19,168
Oh, gee, sarge, that's
awful sweet of you.
335
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,936
Sergeant O'Rourke
always do nice things
336
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:21,970
for corporal.
337
00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,639
Why you not do
nice things for me?
338
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,207
Only nice thing I can do for you
339
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:28,344
is drop dead, and that's out.
340
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,846
Chief, could you have
somebody show Agarn his teepee?
341
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,348
He really needs a lot of rest.
342
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,149
That teepee there, Agarn.
343
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:35,873
Thanks.
344
00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:41,907
Aah! Indian! Indian!
345
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:44,132
Where? Where?
346
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,029
What am I saying?
347
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,364
Everybody here Indian.
348
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,733
But this Indian didn't
look like a Hekawi.
349
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,001
What he look like?
350
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,903
Well, he's got a
strong, muscular body,
351
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,205
a tough-looking face,
war paint on his cheeks,
352
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,674
a red band around his
head, and a tomahawk,
353
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,125
and a scalp
hanging from his belt.
354
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:03,729
That's what I call an Indian.
355
00:15:03,753 --> 00:15:06,332
Oh, Agarn, it's
all in your mind.
356
00:15:06,356 --> 00:15:07,866
No, corporal describe Apache.
357
00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:10,202
We hear one of their
scouts in neighborhood.
358
00:15:10,226 --> 00:15:13,406
You see, sarge?
I wasn't dreaming.
359
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:15,007
Wish you were dreaming.
360
00:15:15,031 --> 00:15:16,475
What do you mean, Wild Eagle?
361
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,811
Understand big chief
Mean Buffalo of Apaches
362
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:19,912
may go on warpath.
363
00:15:19,936 --> 00:15:21,280
Where'd you hear that?
364
00:15:21,304 --> 00:15:22,681
A little bird told me.
365
00:15:22,705 --> 00:15:24,767
What are you talking
about, a little bird?
366
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,068
My friend Tiny Sparrow.
367
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,370
Live across the river.
368
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:29,671
Sarge, this could be trouble.
369
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,073
We'd better get
back to the fort.
370
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,441
You're right, Agarn.
371
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,826
We'll see you later, Wild Eagle.
372
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,918
Chief, look. Smoke signal.
373
00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:41,055
Well, what does it say?
374
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,822
Crazy Cat, give me
my reading glasses.
375
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,123
It's from your Apache friend,
376
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,157
Chief Mean Buffalo.
377
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:50,158
Well? Well?
378
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,994
What does it say?
What does it say?
379
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,463
It say... "Greetings.
380
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,850
"Your tribe has been selected
381
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:01,220
"to serve in the
all-Indian army.
382
00:16:01,244 --> 00:16:03,889
"Will contact you later.
383
00:16:03,913 --> 00:16:09,595
"Sincerely, Chief Mean Buffalo.
384
00:16:09,619 --> 00:16:14,066
P.S. Soldier dogs must die."
385
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:16,068
Him say that, not me.
386
00:16:16,092 --> 00:16:18,070
Chief, they trying to draft us.
387
00:16:18,094 --> 00:16:20,389
You're not going to go to
war against us, are you, chief?
388
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,258
Hekawis just put on camp shows.
389
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,261
Maybe they let us
just roll bandages.
390
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,629
Wild Eagle, you don't
want to attack the fort.
391
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,798
Don't let name
"Wild Eagle" fool you.
392
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,600
Had it changed from
"Yellow Chicken."
393
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,368
You'd better get to
that Mean Buffalo,
394
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,104
or we're all in trouble.
395
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,805
Think you can get
this Apache friend
396
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,424
to come to a treaty powwow?
397
00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:39,992
I could try. All right.
398
00:16:40,016 --> 00:16:41,394
I'll talk to Captain Parmenter,
399
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,295
and we'll set up the
powwow at the fort.
400
00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:44,930
Come on, Agarn.
401
00:16:44,954 --> 00:16:46,788
Take smoke-signal message.
402
00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:52,993
Signal going to
Chief Mean Buffalo.
403
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,442
"Dear Meanie.
404
00:16:56,466 --> 00:16:58,098
About this war..."
405
00:16:59,569 --> 00:17:00,845
You've certainly gone all out
406
00:17:00,869 --> 00:17:02,013
for this powwow, captain.
407
00:17:02,037 --> 00:17:03,282
Oh, well, I don't want to take
408
00:17:03,306 --> 00:17:04,716
all the credit, sergeant.
409
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,017
Janey's done most of the work.
410
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:07,419
And it was a smart
move, captain,
411
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,720
having Janey cook the dinner.
412
00:17:08,744 --> 00:17:10,889
If you served that Apache
a meal from our mess hall,
413
00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:12,958
you couldn't blame him
for going on the warpath.
414
00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:14,659
Don't you worry
none about this dinner.
415
00:17:14,683 --> 00:17:17,196
I'm fixing that chief a
big, juicy wild turkey.
416
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:18,863
Yeah, well, just to
be on the safe side,
417
00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:20,132
don't let him do the carving.
418
00:17:20,156 --> 00:17:21,300
Oh, by the way, sergeant,
419
00:17:21,324 --> 00:17:23,368
I'd like to congratulate
you and Corporal Agarn
420
00:17:23,392 --> 00:17:25,137
for arranging this treaty talk.
421
00:17:25,161 --> 00:17:27,439
You've got to give Wild
Eagle a little credit too, sir.
422
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,508
He did talk Chief
Mean Buffalo into this.
423
00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:31,076
Yeah, we're lucky
to have an ally
424
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,077
like Wild Eagle.
425
00:17:32,101 --> 00:17:33,845
Honorable, friendly,
peace-loving...
426
00:17:33,869 --> 00:17:35,803
And chicken.
427
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,085
Me think you make wise decision,
428
00:17:40,109 --> 00:17:41,387
Chief Mean Buffalo.
429
00:17:41,411 --> 00:17:43,922
Better to talk to
paleface than fight.
430
00:17:43,946 --> 00:17:45,324
My tribe not afraid.
431
00:17:45,348 --> 00:17:47,926
We fight till last Apache.
432
00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:49,261
Hekawi feel same way.
433
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:52,298
Be glad to fight to last Apache.
434
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,933
If soldier dog make
bad treaty, we no sign.
435
00:17:54,957 --> 00:17:57,569
Believe me, they
make you good deal.
436
00:17:57,593 --> 00:17:59,338
Don't want soldier officer
437
00:17:59,362 --> 00:18:01,674
think we come
as friendly Indians.
438
00:18:01,698 --> 00:18:04,576
With those outfits,
you've got no worries.
439
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,244
How far fort from here?
440
00:18:06,268 --> 00:18:07,780
Only stone's throw.
441
00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:09,214
How far is stone's throw?
442
00:18:09,238 --> 00:18:12,518
How far can you throw a stone?
443
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:15,120
Come.
444
00:18:15,144 --> 00:18:17,573
One more thing, Wild Eagle.
445
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,573
What's that?
446
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,875
How you behave
447
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,377
when you eat with
paleface at fort?
448
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,777
Me not know.
449
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:24,346
Been at fort once
for light lunch.
450
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,798
Never have formal dinner.
451
00:18:25,822 --> 00:18:29,568
Me not want to look like
savage arrive by canoe yesterday.
452
00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:31,253
You play it safe.
453
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,455
How you mean? Watch soldiers.
454
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,890
Whatever they do, you do.
455
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:38,427
Well, I'm afraid I
don't know much
456
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,828
about Apache customs, captain.
457
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,797
Why do you want to know
their customs, Wilton?
458
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,399
Well, I don't want
to embarrass them.
459
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,566
I want them to feel at home.
460
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:45,567
Why don't we just
461
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,135
burn someone at
the stake, captain?
462
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,737
That's an old Apache custom.
463
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,138
I've got an idea, captain.
464
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,907
Just follow their lead.
465
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,508
That's an excellent
idea, sergeant.
466
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:54,776
Sure.
467
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,484
Whatever they do, we do.
468
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,665
How.
469
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,666
How.
470
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,001
How. How. How.
471
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,302
Allow me to introduce myself.
472
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,638
I'm Captain... Wilton,
are you all right?
473
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,206
I told you to have
somebody fix that.
474
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,373
I'm sorry, sarge!
475
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:27,917
I've got a million
things on my mind...
476
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,881
Uh, allow me to
introduce myself.
477
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,149
My name is Captain Parmenter.
478
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,318
This is Corporal Agarn,
Sergeant O'Rourke,
479
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,153
and our hostess, Wrangler Jane.
480
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,888
Me Chief Mean Buffalo.
481
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,990
My assistant, Beware of Dog.
482
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,314
Pleased to meet you.
483
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,028
How are you, chief? Nice to...
484
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,698
Glad to see you, Beware of Dog.
485
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,500
Nice to see you.
486
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,625
Well, shall we all
get up and sit down?
487
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,174
You go right ahead.
I'll see about the turkey.
488
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,375
Oh, good, good.
489
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,177
Chief, right over here.
490
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,034
Uh, Beware of Dog.
491
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,445
Well, I certainly
want to thank you
492
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,597
for coming here
to talk to us, chief.
493
00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:40,365
Did you have a nice trip?
494
00:20:40,389 --> 00:20:42,834
Wilton, perhaps I ought
to start serving dinner.
495
00:20:42,858 --> 00:20:45,303
I don't want the
turkey to get cold.
496
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,522
Oh, good idea, Jane. Chief,
are you and Beware of Dog
497
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:48,974
ready to eat? Yes.
498
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,075
Good.
499
00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:52,044
We can talk about
the treaty at dinner.
500
00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:53,567
I hope you like wild turkey.
501
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,574
Well, shall we
all sit at the table?
502
00:21:10,919 --> 00:21:12,064
Stop.
503
00:21:12,088 --> 00:21:17,024
Chief... Wilton...
Thank you, Janey.
504
00:21:20,296 --> 00:21:24,264
Now, chief...
about this treaty...
505
00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:58,043
Well, shall we all
eat on the floor?
506
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,044
Oh, yeah!
507
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,279
I am sure the chief would be
508
00:22:00,303 --> 00:22:01,646
more comfortable on the floor.
509
00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:02,982
I love to eat on the floor.
510
00:22:03,006 --> 00:22:04,649
In Passaic, we
always eat on the floor.
511
00:22:04,673 --> 00:22:07,486
Oh, yes, yes.
Here we are, Agarn.
512
00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:09,176
There. There.
513
00:22:12,315 --> 00:22:13,359
Here's the salad.
514
00:22:13,383 --> 00:22:14,559
Oh, thank you, Janey.
515
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,395
It certainly is
516
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,030
an interesting custom you have,
517
00:22:18,054 --> 00:22:19,398
eating this way.
518
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,266
Apaches no eat this way.
519
00:22:21,290 --> 00:22:24,036
You...? You don't
eat on the floor?
520
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:26,738
Me thought you eat on the floor.
521
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,640
Well, you put the
silverware down on...
522
00:22:28,664 --> 00:22:31,243
You... Captain. I think, sir,
523
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,911
that they've been
following our lead.
524
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:35,481
Oh!
525
00:22:35,505 --> 00:22:37,182
How about that, chief?
526
00:22:37,206 --> 00:22:38,784
You were trying to
follow our customs
527
00:22:38,808 --> 00:22:40,318
and we were trying
to follow yours.
528
00:22:40,342 --> 00:22:42,354
You want to make
Apaches this welcome?
529
00:22:42,378 --> 00:22:44,390
Apaches want to be friends.
530
00:22:44,414 --> 00:22:46,291
Well, you certainly
won't regret it, chief.
531
00:22:46,315 --> 00:22:48,293
Now can we eat at table?
532
00:22:48,317 --> 00:22:50,684
This very bad for back.
533
00:22:52,555 --> 00:22:54,199
Here, I'll take that
for you, captain.
534
00:22:54,223 --> 00:22:55,634
Yes, here we go.
535
00:22:55,658 --> 00:22:57,202
Beware of Dog, is it okay
536
00:22:57,226 --> 00:22:59,326
if I call you Bow-wow?
537
00:23:01,764 --> 00:23:02,807
Oh, look at this.
538
00:23:02,831 --> 00:23:05,010
Look at this beautiful bird.
539
00:23:05,034 --> 00:23:06,611
Oh, Janey, you've
outdone yourself
540
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,075
this time, you really have.
541
00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:13,419
Well, I got to tell you, sarge,
542
00:23:13,443 --> 00:23:14,786
it's nice to wake up at night
543
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,655
and not see Indians
staring in the window.
544
00:23:16,679 --> 00:23:17,656
Nice for us too.
545
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,823
First time in a week
546
00:23:18,847 --> 00:23:20,526
that F Troop's got
a good night's sleep.
547
00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:22,294
Be back in a minute.
Got to get some water.
548
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,429
Yeah, all right, hurry up.
549
00:23:23,453 --> 00:23:25,493
We've got to take
care of these horses.
550
00:23:33,963 --> 00:23:36,263
Hi there.
551
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,838
Sarge, sarge, come quick!
552
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,406
What's the matter now?
553
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,808
There's a beautiful Indian girl
554
00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,109
in that well.
555
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,344
Ah, are we going to
go through that again?
556
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:57,935
Sarge, I tell you,
it's no dream.
557
00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:04,214
Remember, I seen her first.
558
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:13,026
Captain Parmenter, what
are you doing in there?
559
00:24:14,403 --> 00:24:16,715
I was... leaning over
to get some water,
560
00:24:16,739 --> 00:24:18,183
and my hat fell in,
561
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:21,436
and I reached
over to get it, and I...
562
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,605
Did you see a beautiful
Indian girl on the way up?
563
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:26,608
Agarn, you've got it
again, haven't you?
564
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,043
But, captain, I'm telling you...
565
00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:30,434
Sarge, you've got to believe me!
566
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,920
What have you done?
You let the captain fall...
567
00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:39,421
I thought it was an Indian girl!
568
00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:42,391
Never mind about
the Indian girl!
569
00:24:42,415 --> 00:24:44,915
There'll be furlough
all the rest of your life.
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