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There was a guy I went out
with who was so cute.
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We went to go smoke weed
at his house.
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It was going great.
We were having fun.
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I was, like, oh, my God.
I, like, had reached that point
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in the date where I was,
like, I'm gonna kiss this guy.
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Like, I would kiss him
for sure.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And then he got a phone call.
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And he was, like, "Oh, my God.
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Oh, hold...
Oh, my God."
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And then he ran off
and I was texting my friends,
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like, how long do you let a guy
talk on the phone without...
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when you just go,
I'm gonna leave.
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And they were like,
ten minutes.
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And it was already at,
like, 18 minutes.
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I love how long
his fake call lasted.
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"She's still not leaving.
I know.
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"She's pathetic. I know.
It's been 17 minutes.
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I think she's eating
my seaweed snacks."
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[laughs]
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♪ I won't miss my flight
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♪ I feel so all alone
out on the road ♪
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♪ Can you welcome me home
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[upbeat music]
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Do not hesitate to let me
know if you have any questions.
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I've eaten all the things.
- Ooh.
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I've drank most
of the things.
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I won't lie to you.
Is that fair?
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That's so fair.
Thank you.
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You can lie to me.
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You'll be the first man
who doesn't.
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- Okay, all right.
- [laughs]
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I'll be back with you.
I've got someone to help.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Oh, look at this guy.
- He is here.
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Oh, hey, pal.
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What's up,
what's up, what's up?
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Whoa, a back of the head kiss.
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Yeah, he kissed me
on the side of the head.
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Honestly, when you walked in
I was like, who's that hot guy?
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[laughter]
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How dare you be looking
for hot guys.
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Yeah, when I turned around.
I was.
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Since my failed attempt at
having a serious conversation
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with Chris about our future...
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Sometimes I'm like,
Glase just wants to be a wife
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and it's whatever sucker
is willing to do it.
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♪
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I haven't
brought it up again,
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but I think
that's a conversation
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I should be able to have.
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I don't think that's
such a tall order, you know?
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Chris is short, so he's
not able to, you know...
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[chuckles]
Get taller.
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Does anybody else feel like
a child at this table?
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Yes, I was thinking,
like, some high chair.
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- Yes.
- 'Cause it's like...
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A little cut... can you
just have a cut up hot dog?
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This metaphor fell off,
but you know what I'm saying.
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[laughs]
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Thanks for joining us.
- Yeah.
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What are you guys doing?
- We went to the studio today.
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- Yeah, we finished the song.
- Finished the song.
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both:
♪ Even though I know I can't
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That's so good.
both: ♪ Be hard to believe
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♪ Even though
these drugs make me ♪
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♪ So restless
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We listened to it
this morning
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and Andrew had not heard it.
- He cried.
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Like you got
weirdly emotional.
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Not emotional, but you were
just really impressed
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which, like, meant a lot to me.
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- Well, it sounded good.
- Thanks, man.
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Are you gonna cry?
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No, I just gotta fart.
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- I moved to it as well.
- You never cried?
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I've still never felt a
feeling before so it's like...
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I know that's why I'm like,
when have you...
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I've been trying
to do stuff like that.
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It sounds awesome.
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- [chuckles weakly]
- Ugh.
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I like that you are saying
that you don't feel feelings
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and it's new to you.
I'm glad you're aware of that.
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Oh, yeah.
[laughs]
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Busted.
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I just need Chris
to work on himself.
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If you're not willing
to work on yourself, get out.
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Nikki is all over the place.
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I want unconditional love.
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She's a bit
of a flip-flopper.
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I don't know what she expects, actually.
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I want to be able
to do anything
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and have him still love me.
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He could do anything and I...
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no, that's not true.
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Do you want kids?
Are you getting married?
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Is this a thing?
There's no consistency.
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I don't know if she even knows
if she wants to have kids.
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If I want to have a family,
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I'm not gonna be able to
have one for that much longer.
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But then, you know,
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she's gonna turn out
to be a nun in 15 years.
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Like, I don't know.
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When was the last time
you cried?
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[laughs]
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Um, I don't know.
I do cry sometimes,
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but I can't remember
the last time I did.
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Mm. My order tonight
might test you.
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Okay.
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♪
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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- Oh, my...
- Mall Madness?
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- Yes, Mall Madness.
- Oh, my God.
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Well, I found it
in the closet.
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- Holy.
- No, it's amazing.
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Our Magic 8 Ball.
- Dice?
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Are we gonna
have fun tonight?
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"Better not tell you now."
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This one is
playing hard to get.
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- Cookie Crisp!
- Pringles.
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Ring Pop.
- Yes.
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Oh, my God.
That's as wild as it gets.
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Our sleepovers
used to be, like, the best.
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Like, can Kerstin
spend the night?
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Please?
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Is, like, I should
name my child that
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because it's the best sound
I could ever hear.
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'Cause it means,
like, it's Friday.
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- Nick.
- And you're probably
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spending the night because
my parents always said yes.
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Yeah, but now it's like
I can't stay up past 10:00.
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So that's a thing.
- [laughs]
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So are you gonna be mad
if we call boys?
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Oh, my God,
we should prank boys.
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Oh, my God, do EJ.
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[laughs]
[phone ringing]
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I'm just gonna
say it real fast
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so it doesn't
sound like anything.
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Hello?
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[high pitched voice]
Hi, is this EJ Glaser?
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[laughs]
You've got him.
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Oh, well great.
I just...
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I wanted to give you a call
because I just wanted to ask
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if you wouldn't mind playing
at my 98th birthday
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this November 10.
- [laughs]
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- I would love to.
- Great.
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My husband,
Herb, will Venmo you.
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It's gonna come from hotdaddy42.
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[laughs]
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- Damn it!
- Oh.
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She's good.
- She's so good.
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- She's really good at...
- God.
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We call it stringing.
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You also call getting high
"getting off."
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One time my parents took
a marijuana edible
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and they were both
asking each other,
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"Did you get off from that
last night?"
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And I got, "What the hell
are you talking about?
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Why were you getting off
at a James Taylor concert?"
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[laughs]
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He's gonna fall off.
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Will you just, like, pull him
towards you a little bit?
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Luigi is me
between LA and St. Louis.
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Just the floor is St. Louis.
- [laughs]
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You're gonna stay here,
aren't you?
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I don't know.
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I mean, I'm going to LA soon
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and I feel like
going back there,
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I'll be able to really assess.
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- What are you missing in LA?
- Yeah.
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- That is there and not here?
- Doing comedy every night.
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- But do you miss that?
- I don't now.
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But I have someone
to hang out with all the time.
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I mean, I don't want to put it
all on Chris at all,
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but, like, if we were
to stop hanging out,
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it would be, like...
it would suck.
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It's all kind of
hinging on Chris right now.
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- I want commitment.
- Yeah.
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And he isn't definitive
about what he wants
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out of our relationship.
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Yeah, I could see that.
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I'm tired of it.
I am.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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It's hard, Nikki.
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I don't know
what to say about that.
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I want to be wanted.
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It's the difference between
being, like,
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I want Mexican tonight.
Let's go get Mexican food.
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Or, yeah, I can have Mexican,
that's fine.
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He's the first boyfriend
I've had.
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Well, that's the problem.
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He's the only boyfriend
you've really ever had.
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- Nikki and Chris, I mean...
- Back and forth those two.
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I mean, when's it gonna end?
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How's it gonna all end?
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Let's just make a decision,
come on.
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Let's go.
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Let's get to
the end of this book.
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Chop, chop.
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It could be a little
shortsighted, though, to think,
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like, if it's not Chris,
there's no other guys.
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I get it.
It's a little...
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I'm not saying
there's nothing else here,
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but I'm saying
it's slim pickings.
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I'm constantly
swiping on all the apps
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and you know,
I keep my eyes peeled,
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My DM's are open,
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I put it out there
that I'm single on every pod--
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like, I don't know
what else I can do.
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Maybe guys are intimidated,
so they don't...
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- They should be.
- Well, yeah, so...
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I'm a catch.
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I mean,
if they're intimidated by me,
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they're not
the right person for me.
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- Yeah.
- What am I supposed to do?
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Be more like...
- No.
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[chuckles]
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Not like that.
I hate that.
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[laughs]
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What's the weather
out there?
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I think wherever you go,
it'd be 100 degrees.
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If you know what I mean.
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- What'd you just say?
- [laughs]
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Hold on.
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♪ I just broke my guitar
with my toes ♪
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Who are you, Jimmy Foot-drix?
[laughs]
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God, I'm gonna get
a whole new fanbase.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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We're at Andrew's favorite
place in the world.
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He is obsessed with this.
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Andrew.
Oh, my God.
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- Yo, right?
- Yo, what up with this?
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- Hi.
- This is JR.
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- Hi.
- Nice to meet you both.
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Nikki.
What are you?
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I'm a golf professional here.
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What do you really love
about gold?
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I just love that
it keeps me away from you.
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It does drive a wedge
between us.
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[laughs]
A pitching wedge.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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And I also often feel
sand trapped with you.
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At least I have drive.
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You're just a hole
I don't want to get in.
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[laughter]
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All right, you want
to go out and hit?
247
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Yeah.
This is gonna be embarrassing.
248
00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:30,513
♪
249
00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:32,773
All right.
Loose them--get loose.
250
00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:34,076
- Whoo.
- Get loose.
251
00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:36,652
Loose as a goose.
All right, good.
252
00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:38,740
Now take this hand.
- Over my thumb?
253
00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,869
Yes, right there.
All right, try it out.
254
00:08:40,911 --> 00:08:44,571
- Okay, loose...
- As a goose.
255
00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:47,531
-----.
- [laughs]
256
00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,140
♪
257
00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:52,710
- Ooh.
- That would hurt someone.
258
00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,579
- Whoa.
- Where did that go?
259
00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:57,621
I think it went on the roof.
260
00:08:57,667 --> 00:09:00,407
- Oh, mother of God.
- [laughs]
261
00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:01,802
Whiffing a golf ball
262
00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,325
or it, like, going off
to the side,
263
00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:05,498
is one of the worst feelings
in the world
264
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:09,025
and I was voted off first
on "Dancing with the Stars."
265
00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,590
[yells]
- [laughs]
266
00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,418
Violence!
267
00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:14,985
Oh,----.
268
00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,732
It just feels so unfulfilling
269
00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:19,253
and it makes me
want to throw a racket.
270
00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:21,817
- JR's here, by the way.
- Let the pro come in.
271
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:24,085
Yeah, JR,
what can I do better?
272
00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:25,958
So upper body, hands,
and club,
273
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,920
you're doing great, right?
We're hitting the ball good,
274
00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,398
but if we follow through
a little bit more?
275
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:31,789
- Whoa, that helped me.
- Kerstin, that was great.
276
00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,092
- Yes, so...
- I just did that.
277
00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,177
- Look at Kerstin's foot there.
- Whoo.
278
00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:35,435
And then
once you're over there,
279
00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:36,747
just kind of hang out
and hold your balance.
280
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,673
- Oh.
- Yeah.
281
00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:42,543
- Dude, that is...
- Whoo-hoo!
282
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,152
You hit that 140 in the air
which is very, very good.
283
00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,193
Okay.
284
00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,667
Wait, what happened
to your arm?
285
00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,107
Single too long?
286
00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:50,813
No, it wasn't
that type of accident.
287
00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,291
I had a little surgery.
- Uh-huh.
288
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:55,290
- And I'm just recovering.
- Oh, nice.
289
00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,643
What's the beard hiding?
290
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:57,643
You look like
you have a strong chin.
291
00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:58,864
I have a chin, yeah.
292
00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,082
Yeah, a lot of times
beards are...
293
00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:02,601
Probably hiding extra weight,
you know?
294
00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:05,075
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
295
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,866
JR is cute.
- So cute.
296
00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,781
So right now,
I'm not committed to anything.
297
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,086
I'm still test driving.
298
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,872
Nikki eventually
is gonna get a boyfriend.
299
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,046
- [laughs]
- She eventually will.
300
00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:17,312
This is what
this interview's about, right?
301
00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:18,745
How long
have you been single?
302
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,322
- Uh, too long.
- Are you on Bumble?
303
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:22,969
No, I'm not on
any dating apps or anything.
304
00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,153
Why?
Why aren't you on dating apps?
305
00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:25,968
I don't know,
maybe believe in fate?
306
00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,796
Are you an f-boy
or a nice guy?
307
00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,114
I don't want to say
I'm a nice guy.
308
00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,800
That has just the same
terrible connotations
309
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,197
as f-boy, right?
- Right?
310
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,630
That's a good answer.
- Just a man, you know?
311
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,067
- Just a man.
- I like that.
312
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:38,683
it's not easy for me
to consider other options
313
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,675
when I am super into Chris,
314
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:44,247
but I'm actually considering
and looking at another man
315
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:46,855
that is in St. Louis
and being like,
316
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,557
could this be something?
317
00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:51,694
And for right now,
that other man is
318
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:54,828
Andrew's golf pro.
319
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,921
I should put something
on the bottom of my shoe
320
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,480
and be, like,
JR, look at my swing.
321
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,487
- Yeah.
- And it says, like, "DM me."
322
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,919
Like, like, "You're hot."
323
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,096
- Kerstin, go get paper, tape.
- Tape.
324
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:07,542
Okay, I'll go find it.
- Yeah.
325
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:10,019
If I went out with JR,
would that be weird for you?
326
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,060
No.
It better get me free lessons.
327
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:14,406
Ah, yes. Sweet.
328
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,936
Let's just put my number.
329
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:18,939
Don't break his heart
because I like him as a coach.
330
00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:21,162
Okay.
Yeah.
331
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,382
Um, JR, will you
check out my swing?
332
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,901
Watch what I'm doing
with my foot.
333
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,075
I think you'll really like it.
- Okay.
334
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,250
Okay, here we go.
Hold on.
335
00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:29,246
Okay.
336
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,870
[laughs]
337
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,301
- It's my number.
- Oh, that's your phone number?
338
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:37,387
Yeah.
339
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,605
Here, you can have it
if you want.
340
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,614
[laughter]
341
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:41,956
It's cute, right?
342
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:45,525
Oh, we're out of balls.
- JR's got two.
343
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,974
[laughter]
344
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:56,759
[upbeat music]
345
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,503
♪
346
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:01,503
[phone ringing]
347
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:05,115
- Hi.
- Hi.
348
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,069
What are you doing,
walking around St. Poo-is?
349
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,767
[laughs]
Yes.
350
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,685
I literally just got poop
on my hands
351
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,780
from not having a dog poop bag.
- [groans]
352
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,780
Well, I actually
used a piece of--
353
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,952
like, a Doritos bag
that I found
354
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,738
and it wasn't easy to do,
so I got poop on my hand.
355
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,702
[laughs] That'd be
a great Doritos commercial.
356
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,961
It'd be a horrible
Doritos commercial.
357
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,964
David Spade
always make me laugh.
358
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,826
He's never too serious
about things.
359
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:31,577
He always makes fun of me about
St. Louis and living there.
360
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:34,100
You look great.
- "Joe Dirt" Lego.
361
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,584
- [laughs]
- Look, he's got a mop.
362
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,755
He's always asking me
if I'm dancing
363
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,761
down at the Bojangles
or, like, the Bennigan's.
364
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,464
I don't even know if those
restaurants exist anymore,
365
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:45,552
but he's not wrong.
366
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:46,770
Like, I am considering
367
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,119
putting in an application
at Ruby Tuesdays,
368
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,638
and I wouldn't hate it.
369
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:52,861
Lookit, I just sat on this.
It's so stupid.
370
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:53,992
It's my Golden Globe
nomination.
371
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,514
[laughing]
372
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,467
I don't know why it's here.
It's so dumb.
373
00:12:57,515 --> 00:13:00,685
Anyway, so, Nik,
it's kind of cloudy there.
374
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:01,686
Is it or no?
- Yeah.
375
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:02,867
It's about
to start raining.
376
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,222
But yeah,
it's been beautiful this week.
377
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,872
I mean, the weather's amazing
and I'm like,
378
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,916
oh, I don't need LA,
but then winter's coming
379
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,752
and I'm gonna be, like,
I should go back.
380
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,400
I like you around LA.
381
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,843
When I'm in LA,
I like going out
382
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,320
and doing standup
and going to shows.
383
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,009
It's sort of fun
to go to the Comedy Store
384
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,887
and lean on the wall and just
bull---- with other comics.
385
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,058
[laughs]
Yes.
386
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,933
- It is fun.
- It is, it is.
387
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,755
So it's fun to be in there.
388
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,153
As much as I love St. Louis,
389
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,975
as someone who kind of
wants to slow down,
390
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,633
I do have chronic FOMO.
391
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,717
I've been diagnosed
multiple times.
392
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,636
I really do wish that I could
just be down the street
393
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:36,602
from my LA friends
and have intimate meals
394
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:39,121
because they usually pay
for the meal too.
395
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,466
And that's pretty sweet.
396
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,515
I need to make sure
if I go back,
397
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,650
that I have a good--
like, good friends.
398
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:48,264
Um, we're acquaintances
and I like that.
399
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:51,565
We're work colleagues.
Friends is a strong word.
400
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:54,623
I qualify you as one
of my close friends,
401
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:55,619
but that's fine.
402
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,660
You know what?
403
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,785
We define friendship differently.
404
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,318
- Kind of but...
- [laughs]
405
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:02,622
All right, back to work
and I'll talk to you soon.
406
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,797
Thank you.
You too.
407
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,893
- Love you.
- All right, bye.
408
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,981
He said I love you.
I heard it.
409
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,111
That is so sweet.
410
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:13,722
♪
411
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:17,545
Can we stalk JR on Instagram?
- JR, golf.
412
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,725
Was it fun to meet a boy
out there?
413
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,121
Yeah, he seemed nice
414
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,654
and he didn't seem
really that interested in me.
415
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:25,078
And I think that's why
I'm into him.
416
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,555
- [laughs]
- But--
417
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,264
I've been texting with JR
and he might stop over.
418
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,962
It's not like a date,
419
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,739
but I'm entertaining the idea
of hanging out with other guys.
420
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,834
You guys will just probably
end up working on your swing.
421
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,094
[laughing]
Yeah.
422
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,086
[dog barks]
423
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:41,268
[gasps]
Who's that?
424
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,485
Hi, welcome.
This is Luigi.
425
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,104
- Hi, Luigi.
- Hi, thanks for coming over.
426
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:46,225
Yeah, absolutely.
427
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,186
You gonna get up
for the guest?
428
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,414
- No.
- Hey, JR.
429
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:49,632
- You remember Kerstin.
- Howdy.
430
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,331
You might recognize me
if I do this.
431
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,408
- Yo.
- [laughs]
432
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,676
- Pretty good.
- Welcome.
433
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,979
Does it make you feel better
sitting next to a club
434
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,326
or, like, next to
some kind of...
435
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,765
There is some comfort there.
[laughter]
436
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,382
I can't say I've ever
slept with a club,
437
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:05,173
but definitely, there's clubs
around all the time.
438
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,778
What's your astrological
sign?
439
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:09,258
- I'm a Capricorn.
- Do you believe in astrology?
440
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,949
Yeah.
who knows?
441
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,127
Truthfully, yeah.
Who knows?
442
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,743
Do you go to therapy?
443
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,393
- I have.
- Yeah, same.
444
00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,957
Cool.
Do you meditate?
445
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,695
- I do, yup.
- What do you do?
446
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:23,135
So have you ever heard
of astral projection?
447
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,804
Trying to project yourself
into a different place.
448
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,370
Watching Nikki flirt
is like watching
449
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,718
an FBI detective
break down a suspect.
450
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:34,888
Do you play
a musical instrument?
451
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,074
I am tone deaf.
452
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,979
- Do you like music?
- Well, it's...
453
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,424
Do you sing ever
to the radio?
454
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:40,590
Uh...
455
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:41,675
Like shining the light
in their faces.
456
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:44,073
Tell me what you did
when you were 12.
457
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:45,417
And the guy's like,
"I don't know, man.
458
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,466
I just... I stole
a pack of cigarettes."
459
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,511
And she's like,
"What? What did you do?
460
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:52,037
Anyways, do you want
to take me to dinner?"
461
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,561
What's your favorite thing
on, like,
462
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,564
the St. Louis,
like, night life?
463
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,826
Uh, so I don't drink
or do drugs anymore.
464
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,519
I was really good at it
when I was younger.
465
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:00,997
- It's a good mental state.
- So you don't do any drugs?
466
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,697
No, no.
467
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,884
I want to do heroin, though.
Have you heard about that?
468
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,100
I've heard about it,
I've never done it, thank God.
469
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,010
I had friends
that have done it
470
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,884
and, like, they loved it.
471
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,005
Well, we're not going
to shoot heroin today.
472
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,708
- Yeah.
- Not, not yet.
473
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,845
JR is cool and nice.
474
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,798
He's not, like, fanboying out.
475
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,497
He talks about his feelings.
476
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,204
He is sober.
477
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,372
Meditates?
478
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,808
Thanks for coming over.
- Yup, thank you.
479
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,944
And we'll see you when
you astral project yourself.
480
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,157
Back to this...
481
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,725
Back to this living room
later on.
482
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,562
I don't think I've ever tried
to go to indoor spaces.
483
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,080
- [laughs]
- Good bye.
484
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,043
Nice seeing y'all.
- Bye, JR.
485
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,522
- All right.
- With that being said,
486
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,001
I don't want
to give up on Chris
487
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,871
until I know that it's
definitely not going to work.
488
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,612
And right now, if I were
to walk away from it,
489
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,053
I would always wonder
what could've happened.
490
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:48,441
You guys are great wing-people.
- I love being on the wing.
491
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,745
- Yeah, I think he's cute.
- [laughs]
492
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,401
- He is cute.
- I don't know why.
493
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,055
I always see him
with those---- glasses
494
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,230
and, like, I never...
495
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,575
The glasses upside down
would have to go.
496
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:57,714
I think that's kind of fun.
497
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,145
I don't know.
I kind of dig it.
498
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,112
[laughs]
499
00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:08,415
[upbeat music]
500
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,292
These kids weren't here
for two seconds.
501
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,253
They pulled out every toy.
502
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,472
Want some coffee, EJ?
- No, I'm good.
503
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,771
You sure?
I'll make you a latte.
504
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:19,208
Doesn't this look like...
poop?
505
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,645
[chuckles]
506
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,781
What?
It looks like--
507
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,743
it's the weirdest look
of coffee beans.
508
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,441
- Hello?
- Hello, we're in here.
509
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,090
Hi.
[dog barks]
510
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,314
- Go get her.
- Get her.
511
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:30,312
Come in here, Nikki.
We're in the den.
512
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,273
- [mimics bark]
- Sic her.
513
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,921
Hi, baby. Hi.
514
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,054
- Hello.
- Hey, Nikki.
515
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,616
- Hello, cuties.
- Look at those pants.
516
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:39,194
Those are cute on you.
- Thanks.
517
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,670
Let me see.
- Don't, oh.
518
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:44,242
- Doesn't hurt.
- Let me see the hole.
519
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,890
Oh, that's not bad.
520
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:49,464
The other day, I was actually
driving my dad to the dentist.
521
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:50,773
Get in the right.
522
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:53,158
I have 1.6 miles
to get in the right lane.
523
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:55,682
Yeah, but everybody's trying
to go there this time of night.
524
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:58,116
I understand that, but I also
have five cars behind me,
525
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,174
so I'm not looking to
weave in and out of things.
526
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,379
I drive this way all the time
527
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,818
and I always get over
right away.
528
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,174
- Okay, I'll get over.
- There's no reason not to.
529
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,303
I'll get over, Dad.
Whatever makes you happy.
530
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,866
This is your world.
531
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:11,262
I'm just driving you
to your dental surgery in it.
532
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,087
It feels like
it's an open gate.
533
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,615
Your mom's not gonna be
attracted to me anymore
534
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:15,698
if I keep...
- Oh, my God.
535
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,226
If you don't
stop showing that.
536
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,270
Your dad without his teeth...
537
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,135
he wants a kiss
and I'm like, no.
538
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,537
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
539
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:23,889
Kiss your husband!
540
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:26,018
- I tried.
- Why? Was that gross?
541
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,631
Well, 'cause he...
542
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,061
You were excited you finally
had an excuse not to do it.
543
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,068
Ha-ha.
544
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,369
[laughter]
545
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,285
Ask me to say something
with an S.
546
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,550
Say Susie sells seashells
by the seashore.
547
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,813
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, Dad.
548
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,205
- Wait, do it, do it, do it.
- Do it.
549
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,288
She sells sea sells
by the she shore.
550
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,817
[laughter]
551
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,041
You sound like Andrew.
552
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,210
There's something in his mouth
553
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,075
that makes it
so he can't say S's.
554
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,297
Speaking of Andrew,
555
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,215
I went to
the Family Golf Center.
556
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,090
He trains with this guy, JR,
557
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,052
who ended up being,
like, a nice, cute guy.
558
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,571
Really?
559
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:58,924
So then JR came over and
hung out with me and Kerstin
560
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:00,363
and Andrew the other night.
- Oh, nice.
561
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,920
It was really fun.
It made me realize
562
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,006
that there are other people
out there that, like,
563
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,485
have some of the qualities
I'm looking for
564
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:06,835
which is someone
who works on themself.
565
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,804
- Yeah.
- But I don't know.
566
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:10,763
I just don't want
to give up on Chris yet.
567
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,891
If Chris is in the picture,
no guy stands a chance.
568
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:16,594
Chris is someone
who I am very attracted to.
569
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,203
He just checks all my boxes.
570
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:21,124
He's devilishly handsome,
great smile,
571
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,860
chiseled jaw,
he looks like JFK Jr.
572
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,951
who I did have on my wall
when I was in high school.
573
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,600
I stole the picture
from a "Time" magazine
574
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:28,914
that was honoring his death.
575
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,780
You want to give it
one last chance?
576
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,481
Yes.
We just need to talk about,
577
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:35,219
like, what it is we're doing
and go to therapy.
578
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:38,131
I know of a couples therapist
that can get us in,
579
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,267
you know, soon.
580
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,478
I'm just gonna say,
581
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,217
I found someone.
Do you want to go?
582
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,528
Good.
Well, do it, geez.
583
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,534
I know that it's almost,
like, ridiculous
584
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,226
'cause we've been doing this
for eight years now
585
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,454
off and on and no one
takes us seriously anymore.
586
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,633
- It's been eight years?
- Yeah.
587
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,629
- Damn.
- Yeah, I hope you guys do it
588
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:57,632
and then you can
figure out whether
589
00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,504
this is meant to be or not.
- Yeah.
590
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,286
I mean, this would
get the ball rolling here.
591
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,110
I hope he wants to go
592
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:06,988
because I think that means
we're meant to be, I'd think.
593
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,991
But we are not meant to be
in the current state it is in.
594
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,824
I will not--I will not
keep doing this.
595
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:15,343
As scared as I am
to even talk to Chris
596
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:16,738
about going to therapy,
597
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:20,780
I just need someone to sit
and listen to us talk
598
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:23,398
and see if I'm crazy,
if he's crazy,
599
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:26,789
and if we're both crazy
to even want to try this again.
600
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,584
It's getting embarrassing.
601
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:29,918
Eight years.
602
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:32,187
Yeah, some would say
my best years.
603
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,931
[laughs]
604
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,451
Next time...
605
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:36,315
That is the weirdest thing
I've ever seen in my life.
606
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,405
What?
607
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:38,373
That's my mom,
she doesn't care.
608
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,021
My parents love this cabin.
609
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,984
I am finding ways
to make it fun for myself
610
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:45,034
and make others
deeply uncomfortable.
611
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,329
You got left, bitch.
612
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,505
- No, Andrew.
- Andrew.
613
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,211
- [laughs]
- My God.
614
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,509
I'm wondering about you.
615
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:52,774
What's your life like
right now?
616
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:53,686
I'm thinking about
getting back together
617
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,170
with my ex-boyfriend.
618
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,210
I need us to be able
to communicate better.
619
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,906
I would like us to be a couple
that talks about our feelings.
620
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,515
And I just want to be single.
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