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'Back in 1981,
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the whip-cracking, artefact-hunting
Indiana Jones
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swung onto the big screen
and instantly became
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the coolest and most cunning
archaeologist ever.'
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'Indy's five adventures
evading terrifying boobytraps
and outrunning boulders
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have given us some of the most
iconic images in cinematic history.
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But there's one big question:
would our hat-wearing hero
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really have survived the film's
pitfalls like this in real life?'
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'Well, we're gonna get some answers.
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With super engineer Zoe...'
Let's get ready to roll!
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'..we'll be building and testing
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the quintessential Indiana Jones
traps from across the franchise...'
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Oh, God!
Ooh! Argh!
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'..to see just how badly injured
Indy would've really been...'
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Ooh!
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'..and explore
how science can help us
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survive not just the traps...'
Let's do this.
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'..but also Indy's arch nemesis -
Nazis.'
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You can't just —
Silence!
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'We'll also be carrying out
our own Indy-inspired pranks...'
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Whoa!
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'..and movie superfan Alex Brooker
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will be meeting the cast,
stuntmen and...'
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Hey, Alex.
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'..creepy crawlies from the films.'
Oh, my!
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'So, watch as Maisie and I
step into the shoes
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of the world's
most famous archaeologist...'
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Careful!
'..by riding minecarts...'
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I'm coming for ya!
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'..traversing quicksand...'
Argh!
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'..and having more fun
than you can shake a whip at.'
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Oh!
Run!
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'Welcome to The Unofficial Science
Of Indiana Jones.'
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Greg, no! Stay out the spotlight.
Maisie, come on in.
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There's nothing to be scared of.
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That's what THEY said last time.
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Oh, bloody hell.
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Don't know what we were so worried
about, Greg. This is mint!
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Holy Temple Of Doom!
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Is this real? I feel like Ant & Dec
might pop out from behind a vine
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and force feed me a camel's bumhole.
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It feels like we're actually in
the Indiana Jones film.
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Look, this is the actual boulder
that we're gonna outrun.
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And that over there
is the wall of poison arrows
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which we'll have to run through
before getting into a minecart.
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What could possibly go wrong?
Oh, my God, have you seen this?
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It's real-life quicksand.
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I can't believe
we get to try that out later.
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Nine-year-old Maisie and 29-year-old
Maisie are freaking out.
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And look!
We get to go full Indy later,
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with whips and everything,
over that spike-filled chasm.
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We are gonna look so cool!
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Or get maimed, crushed,
and suffocated,
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and end up as a sad
Daily Mail headline.
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We think THIS is cool,
but Alex Brooker's
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probably off galivanting
somewhere mega glamorous.
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For over 40 years,
we've watched as Indiana Jones
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has explored the most exotic
locations in the world.
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So where am I? Just off the M25,
in sunny Borehamwood.
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But, believe it or not,
the world-famous Elstree Studios
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were home to most
of Indy's adventures,
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and nothing says exotic like having
a Wimpy on the high street.
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Indiana Jones has become one of
cinema's most loved characters,
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and I can't wait to delve into
how the films are made,
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chat with some of the cast and crew
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about the stunts
Greg and Maisie will be attempting,
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and I'll get up close and personal
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with some of the creepy crawlies
from the film.
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Rumour has it that some of them
even escaped into these studios,
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but I don't believe any of that.
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Tell you what,
dunno about Ark Of The Covenant,
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but I've seen things
in the Wetherspoons here
that'll melt your face.
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Maisie,
you know we're super-talented,
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highly competent individuals?
Agreed.
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I think we'll be a bit
out of our depth science-wise,
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so we need someone
who knows what they're doing.
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Speak for yourself. I can name
six different types of snakes,
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and I once pulled out
a man's beating heart
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and held it up
in front of his very eyes.
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Me, too!
Oh.
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Hi, there.
Hello.
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That's better. I've been
in that cave for three months.
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Thankfully, that gave me the time
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to brush up on the science
and engineering of Indiana Jones.
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Zoe, you've got a little something
in your hair there.
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Have I got it?
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'We first met Indiana Jones
in Raiders Of The Lost Ark...
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..about 30 years before
any of this lot were born.'
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Indiana Jones.
I love this movie so much.
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I think it's really old.
Like, proper back in the olden days.
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When did it come out?
1990s or something.
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'So, what will they make of Indy
and his first terrifying trap?'
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'In Raiders Of The Lost Ark,
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we see Indy traversing
a terrifyingly deep pit,
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with only his trusty whip
to help him out.'
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The way he swung was,
like, really professional,
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because he just went psshh!
Where would you even get a whip?
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Amazon, Argos, eBay,
Asda, Sainsbury's, Tesco's, Lidl.
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'But on the way back across the pit,
Indy's whip is stolen...'
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Adios, senor.
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'..and he has to think quick
to get back over alive.'
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Those type of things
are known as bottomless pits.
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Maybe another way
of getting across is,
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like, a trampoline or a jetpack.
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Where would you find a trampoline or
a jetpack in the middle of nowhere?
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I think they just thought about,
"Look, I've gotta get across.
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Might as well jump.
Risk it for a chocolate biscuit."
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I don't think you'd break your leg
for a chocolate biscuit.
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What's the first thing you think of
when you think "Indiana Jones"?
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"He's fit."
No.
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The whip.
And the whip.
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He uses it to get himself
out of all sorts of scrapes.
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Attach himself to a truck,
scare snakes.
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Zoe, quick question.
Why have you made me stand up here
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on this scary platform,
all on my own?
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Cos we wanna look
at the science of the whip swing.
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Oh. Sure.
Do you want to give it a try?
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Don't ask silly questions, Zoe.
Hand me my sexy whip!
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OK, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You might think a whip
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is all sexy fun times.
Yeah.
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But what's the first rule
of sexy fun time? Use protection.
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Goggles on, please, Maisie.
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In the wrong hands,
a whip can be very dangerous.
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I really hope these
aren't the wrong hands.
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Let the whipping commence.
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Argh!
It's not as easy as it looks.
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I don't think she's making it
look that easy.
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While she's whipping,
let's have some whip facts.
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Hear that sound? Mini sonic boom.
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It was the first manmade object
to break the sound barrier.
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That's really cool.
But in the hands of a WOMAN, Zoe!
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Oh!
Yes!
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In careless hands,
they can break skin,
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snap bones, and rupture eyeballs.
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Hence the goggles.
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Oh, no. It wraps round,
but it won't stay on!
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That's the crux of the matter.
There's not enough friction.
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And also, it isn't long enough.
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If it was 100 metres, it would go
round, round, round, round,
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create lots of surface area,
plenty of friction, you might swing.
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But as it is, it's just unravelling.
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So, what you're saying
is this is entirely pointless?
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We've established you're not gonna
get across using the whip,
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so we need to have a think about
what would happen if Indy fell.
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In the temple we never really see
what's beneath or how deep it is,
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but I'm assuming it's
somewhere full of booby traps.
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So, let's go with deadly spikes.
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Let's see what damage
that would cause.
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It's scissor lift time.
Finally!
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Whip transition.
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When you said "scissor lift",
I was hoping for it to be
a bit more Strictly. Who's this?
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This is Harrison Fraud.
Nice to meet you, Harrison Fraud.
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Today he will be modelling
what would happen to Indy
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if he were to fall down the chasm
onto wooden spikes.
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Who wants to chuck him off?
Please can I do it?
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I got so jealous of the whipping.
I want to do something fun.
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Yep, OK.
This is for you then, Greg.
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Do I look like one of those blokes
on a dating profile with a fish?
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Yeah. Red flag.
Yeah.
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Come on, Harry. Excuse me
for holding you in this area.
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You ready?
Three, two, one...
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Bye, Harrison.
Good luck.
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Oh!
Oh!
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Oh, I felt it.
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If Indy had fallen
just six metres onto spikes,
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he could have suffered multiple
penetration injuries, fractures,
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punctured lungs, internal organ
injuries, and a brain haemorrhage.
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And if you somehow survive all that,
it's a competition between
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bleeding out and starving to death,
to see which kills you first. Fun!
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And that's why you shouldn't
run with pencils.
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So, how do you think you could
safely navigate this chasm?
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Let's brainstorm this.
What could we do?
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Make a slingshot.
Yes.
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With the elastic.
Yes.
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From your pants.
I'm thinking honeycomb.
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Sorry, are you drunk?
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Get ready to talk
structural strength.
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Here is a piece of aluminium.
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At the moment
it's all soft and floppy,
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so it's actually quite springy
and elastic, not very strong.
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But it can become a honeycomb
structure if you expand it.
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If you pull this, Greg, two hands
on this side...and we pull.
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Keep pulling, keep pulling.
Steady...
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Pull that steady, and we're
going beyond the elastic limit.
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So, now it's not gonna spring back,
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and we've revealed
the honeycomb structure.
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These honeycomb cells
are now incredibly strong.
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You could stand on that,
it's not going anywhere.
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You sandwich it
between two pieces of material
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and you have a really rigid,
lightweight structure.
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So, would we use this?
No.
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But there's something
very similar we CAN use.
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OK. One of these.
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Wow. What's that?
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This is an inflatable paddleboard.
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Indy got to the temple in a canoe,
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so it's not beyond
the realms of imagination.
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It's 2024.
Paddleboards are very on trend.
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That's true. Everyone's got one.
Them and an air fryer.
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But inside the board there's
actually honeycomb-shaped cells.
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Now, their walls are all flexible
and soft when it's not pumped up,
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and then when you pump it up,
the honeycomb structure inside this
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is gonna allow you
to cross the chasm.
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No whips involved,
just air and the right shapes.
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Can I throw that off now?
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No, we need it
to get across the chasm.
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Sorry. I just wanna throw things.
Listen!
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Compressor on. God!
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A lot of people wanna know what
it's like to kiss Harrison Ford.
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What IS it like?
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Don't let me down.
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Maisie, how are you doing this
so easily?
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Well, it's not exactly HARD
drinking tap water, Greg.
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Tap water?
These are very strong macchiatos.
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Oh.
I feel very jittery.
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I might just go and tidy everything.
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But first, a quick trip
to the toilet, cos...
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I'm about to meet up with
some of the cast and crew
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from the Indiana Jones films,
to get the behind-the-scenes info
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on how these incredible movies
were made.
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I'll be chatting to Karen Allen,
who played Marion Ravenwood...
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It's not the years,
it's the mileage.'
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..Alison Doody, who played Dr Elsa
Schneider in The Last Crusade...
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I'm alive!
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..Paul Freeman,
who was Indy's nemesis Belloq
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in Raiders Of The Lost Ark...
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If somebody said to you, "Now your
head will explode," what do you do?
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..and the most famous stuntman
in the history of cinema,
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Vic Armstrong.
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It certainly gives you
inspiration to run fast.
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What is it about the films
that you think
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makes them stand the test of time?
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The whole narrative, the way
the story is told, is wonderful.
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It's the fun, it's the stunts,
235
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it's the journey that makes every
person watching it a part of it.
236
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They wrote a really good yarn.
237
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You know, it goes against the grain
of a lot of the "heroic" roles
238
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that were being written at the time.
239
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I think humour is amazingly
important in an action movie.
240
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You can get away with much more
blood and gore
241
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and ghastly things
happening to people
242
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if you somehow throw humour into it.
243
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No ticket.
244
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With the humour, like, how much
of it was able to be adlibbed?
245
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A considerable amount was adlibbed,
246
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and some of the funniest
lines are Harrison's.
247
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There's this famous story
about Raiders,
248
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when we all got dysentery.
249
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What happened there?
250
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Almost everybody got ill
during the shoot
251
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because there was some hygiene
problem around the catering.
252
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Anyway, they'd rehearsed and were
gonna have a big swordfight.
253
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But when Harrison got to do it,
he was too ill to really stand up,
254
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so he said, "Why don't I
just shoot the so and so?"
255
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Yeah.And they said,
"Yeah, fine, good. That's it."
256
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And it's the biggest laugh
in the movie.
257
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It is, yeah.
Yeah.
258
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The first time, you know,
259
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Marion and Indiana Jones
are on screen together,
260
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she punches him in the face.
261
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I learned to hate you
in the last ten years.
262
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I don't think
I had ever done a screen punch,
263
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,600
and I clipped Harrison
a couple of times.
264
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Oh, really?
Yeah.
265
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He was not that pleased about that.
266
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Of course, we couldn't really use
any of the ones
267
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where I actually clocked him.
268
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It really is incredible,
like, how similar
269
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you and Harrison Ford looked
back in the day, and now.
270
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I was standing there one day
and I felt somebody holding my hand.
271
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I looked down, this little kiddie
had got my pinky finger,
272
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was holding it,
and I started walking off,
273
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and he started walking with me,
274
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and then somebody spoke to me
and I answered them,
275
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and this little kid
holding my hand suddenly went, "Ah!"
276
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It was Harrison's kid.
277
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He'd realised I wasn't his dad.
278
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,760
Of the three films
that you appeared in,
279
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do you have favourite memory at all?
280
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John Rhys-Davies and myself,
281
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we got into a car with a driver
late at night,
282
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and we were
gonna go across the desert.
283
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,440
The car broke down...
284
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..in the pitch darkness
of the desert.
285
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:26,200
The man driving the car,
he just disappeared,
286
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:32,160
and John, kind of, got out
of his suitcase a bottle of whiskey,
287
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,600
and we climbed up onto the top
of the roof of the car,
288
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:39,480
and we were, like, passing the
bottle of whiskey back and forth.
289
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We were a little frightened
and we had absolutely no idea
what was gonna happen.
290
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And we started singing,
like, showtunes.
291
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We did this for, like, hours.
That's a wonderful memory.
292
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,880
Fans are very passionate
about the series.
293
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:58,160
What's the thing
that you're asked most often?
294
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,520
Well, invariably,
the question of the fly comes up.
295
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:05,760
So, this is a scene where people
say that you swallowed a fly.
296
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,520
You're gonna give mercenaries
a bad name.
297
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,080
Well, there was some contention
298
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,440
cos I looked at that sequence
frame by frame,
299
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,320
and I think it's apparent
that the fly doesn't go in my mouth.
300
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:21,160
But Steven insists
that I swallowed it.
301
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,640
And I had a great review
from Pauline Kael,
302
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:27,520
saying, "This actor's devotion
to his craft is extraordinary."
303
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,360
Yeah.
"Swallowing flies.
304
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,520
Perhaps he'll die."
305
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,800
What's the question
you tend to get asked the most?
306
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:39,440
A lot of people wanna know what
it's like to kiss Harrison Ford.
307
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,440
That's a pretty popular one.
308
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,240
What IS it like?
309
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Great!
310
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,280
'In Indiana Jones And The Kingdom
Of The Crystal Skull,
311
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Indy finds himself
in more than a spot of bother,
312
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as he and his ex, Marion,
get trapped
313
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,720
in a pit of quite terrifying
quicksand.'
314
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,520
Oh, my gosh, he's sinking.
Quicksand.
315
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,880
Must be like, you know,
a bowl of custard or something.
316
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,520
What is it, quicksand?
I'm calm.
317
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,800
No, it's a dry sand pit.
318
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,160
Cos look!
319
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,280
'And it's up to his estranged son
to save their lives.
320
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:20,400
It's all very EastEnders.'
Oh, why did it have to be a snake?!
321
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,840
What if it's, like,
a hyper-aggressive snake,
322
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,760
and it just bites his face?
What are you meant to do then?
323
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,920
If I was stuck in quicksand,
I would not panic.
324
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:33,120
I'd just be like...
325
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,280
Can you swim in quicksand?
It would make you sink even more.
326
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,080
Maybe it would.
327
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,600
Maybe it wouldn't.
328
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,440
Have to Google it.
329
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,560
When you're younger,
you think quicksand
330
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,680
is gonna play a bigger threat in
your life than it does as an adult.
331
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:50,840
Mm.
332
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:54,280
Then you realise you're never ever
going to come across quicksand,
333
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,920
and there's no way
it's ever gonna cause damage to you.
334
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,000
Yep.
I think we might've been wrong.
335
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:07,000
You WERE wrong, but as Indy
pointed out in The Crystal Skull,
336
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,400
it wasn't quicksand in which
he got trapped, it was dry sand.
337
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,760
What's the difference?
Quicksand is a mix
of sand and water.
338
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,640
Dry sand is a mix of sand and gases.
Ah.
339
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,080
I happen to have made
what I shall be calling
340
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,880
the world's largest
dry quicksand pit.
341
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,480
Sorry, quick question.
342
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,800
How many are there in the world?
Two.
343
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,080
Right.
Zoe, you know with these experiments
344
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,120
I try my very best
to be a big, brave boy?
345
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,320
I DIDN'T know that.
346
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:34,160
Well, I DO try my best
to be a big, brave boy.
347
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,120
With this one, I'm quite scared,
348
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,920
so can you please
calm me with some science?
349
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,840
Both quicksand and dry sand
work ultimately in the same way.
350
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,520
Both the water and the gas
351
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,880
suspend the particles of sand
and agitate them
352
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:51,560
and create that all-important space
that's gonna enable you to sink.
353
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,560
The misconception with quicksands
354
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,040
is that you automatically
get sucked down,
355
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,600
but what really pulls you in
is your movement creates a vacuum,
356
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,920
and that vacuum
pulls your whole body
357
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,840
further down into the quicksand.
358
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,840
So, stay still
and it won't hurt as much?
359
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,160
Like a back wax, or an intimate one?
360
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,760
Oh, bit close to my eyeline, that.
361
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,120
Feel free to take a step in.
362
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,360
Stand on the surface,
get acclimatised.
363
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,400
One, two, three, step.
Ah!
364
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,720
That's it. Steady. OK.
365
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:22,200
It's in a solid state now because
there's no gas running through it.
366
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,560
There WILL be in a minute.
I had beans for breakfast. Yes.
367
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,480
Goggles, of course.
Goggles, obviously.
368
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,720
Compressor on.
369
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,320
Air flow, ready.
370
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,640
Whoa! Ooh, I say!
371
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,280
Argh! Oh!
372
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,640
God... Oh, no!
373
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,880
Oh, it's got your arm as well!
374
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,080
Argh!
375
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,520
Oh, no!
376
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,280
Oh, my God!
Yeah.
377
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,200
I have never felt
less like Indiana Jones.
378
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,280
I cannot move my feet at all.
379
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,920
It feels a little bit
like this is how I WILL die.
380
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,840
Yeah, I have no idea
how I would get out.
381
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,840
It's very easy to get into,
very hard to get out of.
382
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,000
Bit like an Ikea.
Zoe, can this kill you?
383
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,960
It's often not the quicksand
that kills you;
384
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,800
it's being stuck in the quicksand,
385
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,960
which means you could die
from exposure.
386
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,120
That's starvation,
dehydration, and hypothermia.
387
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,160
Or you may suffer
from crush syndrome,
388
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,560
where your body is squished
and your kidneys fail.
389
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,840
And on top of all that,
you've got to worry about predators.
390
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,160
Yeah, the sand really does get
everywhere, doesn't it, Zoe?
391
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,360
Everywhere.
392
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,720
How do you think
you'll safely navigate this
393
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,280
and not get stuck
and die of exposure?
394
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,840
Kung fu?
395
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,880
Maybe? Just a suggestion.
396
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,800
The answer's in weight distribution.
397
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,200
Think stiletto shoe
versus sturdy work boot.
398
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,280
In a stiletto,
the weight is concentrated
399
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,240
onto a much smaller surface area,
400
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,880
so you're more likely
to sink down into things.
401
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,920
I've always said if you're
in the jungle, don't wear stilettos.
402
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:07,400
You HAVE always said that.
I have a beach ball
with gravy granules in it.
403
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,600
Course you do.
Would you like to say something
Northern about gravy?
404
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,400
Aye, go on, then. Where I come from,
405
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,440
that's what we call
a single portion!
406
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,920
Thank you.
Nae bother.
407
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,320
The gravy granules
weigh two kilograms.
408
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:23,440
And then this other ball, this is
a shotput, and this has lead in it,
409
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,720
and it weighs two kilograms,
but it's much smaller, much denser.
410
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,280
So, it's the same mass
411
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,480
concentrated into
a smaller surface area.
412
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,000
Let's put them to the test.
413
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:36,520
We'll see how each of them behave
when exposed to the quicksand.
414
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,000
Right, compressor on, please.
415
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,360
Heavy ball first. Here we go.
416
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,560
Oh, it's gone!
Oh! Well, that's gone.
417
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:52,080
Now let's see two kilograms spread
over a larger surface area, OK?
418
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,160
Go on.Yeah.
Same mass.
419
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,840
Oh.
Not a problem.
420
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,280
Can't even push it down.
That's amazing.
421
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,840
As you can see, the smaller,
denser ball has sunk to the bottom.
422
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,400
Mm.
Bye-bye, bally.
423
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,920
The same mass
but larger surface area,
happily bobbing about on the top.
424
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,880
How are we gonna survive
getting through quicksand later?
425
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,240
And please don't say
by swallowing gravy granules.
426
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,000
Please DO.
You need to spread the load.
427
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,120
So, I'll be giving you some
special knee and hand shoes.
428
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,400
You're saying hand shoes
like it's a normal thing.
Do you mean gloves?
429
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,040
You know what they say
about a man with big hand shoes?
430
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,320
Big...chances of survival.
Maisie, quick conflab.
431
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:37,240
So, she's expecting us
to crawl on our hands and knees
432
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,560
with hand and knee gloves
and spread our weight?
433
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,320
I think the woman is mad.
I totally agree.
434
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:44,720
I totally understand,
but we haven't given a better idea.
435
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,080
At one point, we just said Kung Fu.
436
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:50,000
You know what? We trust you.
437
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,080
Cor-eye-ander soup.
438
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,320
No!
439
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,080
Here we go.
Oh!
440
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,760
Let's put him
on a body part of yours.
441
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,840
What?
I've got sand on my bamboo!
442
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,240
And...cut. Lights up. That's lunch.
443
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,240
Oh, fantastic. I'm starving.
Mm.
444
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,760
I really liked that falafel wrap
from yesterday,
445
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,840
but it's just a bit garlicky for me.
You're telling me, yeah.Oh.
446
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,760
Wonder what we've got today.
Hiya, Ish.
447
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,760
It's a themed lunch.
Hope you like it.
448
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,960
Cheers. Thank you. What we got?
Thanks very much.
449
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,520
Boiled beetles.
Oh. Er...
450
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,200
Oh.
Rat sandwich?
451
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,560
And dessert...
Snake trifle?
452
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,320
Ooh. Think I might Nando's it.
453
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,480
Yeah.
Mm. It's actually delicious.
454
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,400
Yeah, I might go vegan.
Ohh...
455
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,680
'Just for a moment,
456
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,040
forget the spectacular stunts
of Indiana Jones...'
457
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,800
I thought that was a cake.
Oh, my God!
458
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,640
It's a snake.
459
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,960
'..and let's talk about one of the
series' most eye-catching scenes.'
460
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,640
Must be hungry, clearly.
461
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,520
'It is, of course, the Pankot Palace
feast from the Temple Of Doom.'
462
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,040
I'm so glad we were born in 2011.
Yes.
463
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,640
Back then, you don't have
proper food, like sweetcorn.
464
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,160
'But if you served up such
disgusting dishes in real life,
465
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,400
would people be as well-mannered
as Short Round,
466
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,640
or as ungracious as Willie?'
467
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,920
When you're a dinner guest,
you have to be polite,
468
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,080
so you would have to try it
at least.
469
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,800
'That's the spirit.
470
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:34,040
Well, we've invited a group
of compact critics along
471
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,000
to taste test a twist
on the Pankot Palace feast
472
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,920
that's totally safe to eat.
473
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,560
They just don't know that.'
474
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,720
I'll be serving up
some bug-filled bites,
475
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:46,240
then heading to a hidden room to
watch what our diners really think.
476
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,400
Bon appetit, kids!
477
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,720
I wonder who the chef is.
478
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,640
I'm from a place
called Pankot Palace Food,
479
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,600
and we are trialling a new menu.
480
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,400
Just gonna say, me and Abu,
481
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,120
we're not the easiest of customers.
482
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,400
Oh! Oh, gosh. OK.
483
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,720
And what I'd really love
is some honest feedback, OK?
484
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,600
Sometimes it's a bit TOO honest.
485
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,680
That's good.
I can take that, I promise.
486
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:14,160
First up, I hope you really enjoy
my cor-eye-ander soup.
487
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,120
What is it?
Soup.
488
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,320
Yep. You're welcome.
489
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,840
These are the real deal.
What the hell?
490
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,000
It can be quite tricky
to get eyeballs, but we managed.
491
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,600
All you have to do
is go to a death place
492
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,400
and then gather their eyeballs.
493
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,720
Good feelings about the soup?
Yeah.
494
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,600
Great. Oh, that's gone so well.
Yeah. It tastes really nice.
495
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,800
I'm gonna go out
and prepare your next dish.
496
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,160
I'LL see you later.
497
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,320
That was disgusting.
She needs to be fired.
498
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,600
Why would you put
all this stuff together?
499
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,920
Ab-so-lutely disgusting.
500
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,320
First kid to slap the table
whilst he says how bad it was.
501
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,640
That's pretty bad.
Just say it was lovely.
502
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,000
I don't wanna be rude.
503
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,560
We don't wanna make
the chef feel sad.
504
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:10,000
May I introduce to you
sp-bug-hetti Bolognese.
505
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,600
No!
506
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,000
Yes.
507
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,480
You've heard of mealworms?
Mm?!
508
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,280
Get some bug on that.
I'm alright.
509
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,880
There's the quote for the menu.
510
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,880
These will send you to heaven.
511
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,800
Like, that I'll die?
512
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,280
Yeah, get stuck in.
513
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,920
Lovely.
Back to the kitchen, then.
514
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,160
Uh-uh. Please don't go back.
515
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,320
Now we can talk honestly.
516
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,760
Oh, my God.
517
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,760
Pardon me.
518
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,600
I just wanna get it out of my body.
519
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,280
At least they're not bees.
At least they're not bees.
520
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,640
I actually think I'm gonna be sick.
521
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,160
No.
522
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,840
Very different feedback
to what I had in the room,
let me tell you that.
523
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,360
Time for, now,
the piece de resistance.
524
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,440
It is brainoffee surprise.
525
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,280
Yes.
526
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,600
Yeah. I don't know
if you've had brains before.
527
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,320
No!
528
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:21,680
Of course we haven't had
brains before - we're kids.
529
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,960
You like it?
530
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,840
Yeah?
531
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,920
Good?
532
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,080
Yeah, this is very good.
533
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,440
You can't destroy perfection.
534
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,040
I'll see you soon.
535
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,040
Bye! Urgh!
536
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,880
Disgusting, nasty.
I'm not her friend at all.
537
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,520
All I get when I go through there
is smiles and, "Oh, thank you!"
538
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,400
"Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom."
Then we get this.
539
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,880
Oh! Monkey fell off the table.
540
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,560
Well, there you have it.
541
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,840
I've proven that you can serve
a load of dishes
542
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,600
not too dissimilar
to the ones from Indiana Jones,
543
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,680
and most kids will just be polite
and scoff it up.
544
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,080
But all in all,
I think that was a piece of cake.
545
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,960
Or should I say monkey brain,
in a monkey skull?
546
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,400
Even I know that's not monkey brain,
but I wouldn't eat it.
547
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,480
She didn't even ask us
if we were lactose intolerant.
548
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,320
The Indiana Jones franchise
is famous for the variety
549
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,720
of horrible bugs,
rodents, and reptiles
550
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,600
that plunge the characters
into despair and danger,
551
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,400
so I'm here to meet Jules Sylvester,
who has worked as an animal trainer
552
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,160
on multiple Indiana Jones films,
to have a look at -
553
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,960
and I cannot say strongly enough,
NOT touch -
554
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,400
some of the animals
used in the films.
555
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,160
Seriously, though,
you know how this works.
556
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,280
They do the difficult bit
in the studio and I do the fun bit,
557
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,000
so obviously I'm not...
You're not gonna make me
touch any of 'em, are you?
558
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,400
Hey, Alex.
559
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,320
Jesus! Alright?
560
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:53,840
This is a snake that pulled
Indiana Jones out of the swamp.
561
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,200
Grab on.
562
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,800
Grab.
563
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,560
He's got huge teeth.
564
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,160
Oh, OK.
All pythons bite.
565
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,080
So, he bites, yeah?
Can do, yeah.
566
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,400
Looks like he remembers the hat.
Yeah.
567
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,920
Did he get on well with the cast?
Yeah.
568
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,840
Harrison Ford was very cool
with the snakes,
569
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,000
even though in the movies
he's terrified of them.
570
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,160
Were there any animals that were
used in the Indiana Jones films
571
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,600
that could've really done
some damage to someone?
572
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,360
Just this one. If he gets around
your neck, even just hanging on,
573
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,320
you could pass out.
Oh, wow.
574
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:26,680
Don't put him up near your face
or near testicles
or anything like that.
575
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,240
It's alright, I've had my kids now.
My wife wants me to get the snip,
576
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,680
but I don't want it done that way.
Yeah, this'll do it.
577
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,000
Having seen this,
you wanna see something else?
578
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,320
Er...
579
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,960
Might be worse.
580
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,280
Might be better.
581
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:45,280
Jules, why have I got goggles on?
582
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,680
Check this out.
583
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,880
The reason you're wearing goggles...
Yeah?
584
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,720
..is these tarantulas...
Oh, course, tarantulas.
585
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,200
..kick hair.
Kick hair?
586
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,840
Yeah. See these hairs flying up?
Yeah.
587
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,960
If they get in your eyes,
they can drill into your eyeballs.
588
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,800
Wow. OK.
So, these was used in the films?
589
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,640
Yeah, this species.
590
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:10,640
How do you get them to move,
like, when you want them to?
591
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,800
Well, three things.
They go from light to dark.
592
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,480
You can blow on their butt
and they run the opposite direction.
593
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,880
Or you can tickle his butt
with a feather.
594
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,600
Let's get something bigger, better,
but you don't need the goggles.
595
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,640
Now, having said that,
this has got half-inch fangs.
596
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,600
It's a brilliant, brilliant spider.
597
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,120
Oh, my...
598
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:38,480
So, let's put him
on a body part of yours.
599
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,360
What?
Yeah. I think it'll be fine.
600
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,200
You've just spent five minutes
telling me how big its fangs are.
601
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,120
We can put him on your leg
or something.
602
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,720
Hop you up here.
Put him on my —
603
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,480
A leg. He'll just crawl
on a trouser leg, up there.
604
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,240
You can do it.
605
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,240
So, ready?
Go on then, Jules.
606
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,080
I'm good. Here we go.
607
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,840
Do it. OK, I'm ready.
608
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,600
There you are.
Oh.
609
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,600
Oh, my God. I can't believe
I'm actually doing this.
610
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,160
How do you feel?
Do you know what? Quite brave.
611
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,320
Feel quite brave.
612
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,280
That was great. Thank you.
Good job.
613
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,560
Thank you, Jules. Been a pleasure.
You're so welcome, bud.
614
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,880
Thank you very much.
615
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,040
'In Indiana Jones And The Temple
Of Doom's most thrilling scene,
616
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,440
we see Indy
expertly fleeing his captors
617
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,440
in an out-of-control old minecart.'
618
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,800
I think the minecart
looked like a fun rollercoaster.
619
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,520
'So, how do you stop
a rickety rollercoaster?
620
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,440
By sticking the boot in, of course.'
621
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,320
Wouldn't his shoes, like, break?
622
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,920
That looked like fire on your foot.
623
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,600
That is physically impossible.
624
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,040
His shoe would burn,
625
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,960
then it would go through
the layers of tissue of —
626
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,280
Oh, oh, please, please.
627
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:58,520
Water! Water! Water!
628
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,240
Do you know when you're
cooking bacon, it goes "crrrr"?
629
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,240
That must've happened with his foot.
630
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,520
If I had my phone,
I would call someone to save me.
631
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,520
What if you don't have
unlimited data?
632
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,600
As you saw there in Indiana Jones
And The Temple Of Doom,
633
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,120
Indy uses the sole of his boot
to stop the steel minecart
634
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,960
that's carrying himself,
Short Round, and Willie
635
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,800
from careering down the ravine.
636
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,480
Zoe, I just wanna stop you there.
637
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,040
You OK with Short Round and Willie?
Anything you wanna add?
638
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,080
No. Mmm.
Sure? Please continue.
639
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,720
OK, shall we take a closer look
at what would happen
640
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,400
if Indy's foot was against the
cart's metal wheel for that time?
641
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,640
Mm.
642
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,920
I have here a little bit
of a demo rig for you. Ready?
643
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,600
Da-da!
Oh, wow.
644
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,800
It's going to mimic the effect
645
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,200
of boot on cart wheel.
Ooh.
646
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,200
You love putting us in goggles,
don't you?
647
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,880
You don't wanna get
a foot to the face.
648
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,800
Your cart wheel is gonna spin
at 1,000 RPM,
649
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,320
so it's really quite fast,
650
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,120
and I'm gonna lever on the boot,
and we'll see what happens.
651
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,400
Have you done this before?
652
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,920
No. I'm not mad.
653
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,240
OK, well, let me lean in, then.
Get as close as possible.
654
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,800
Seems perfectly safe.
Motor on.
655
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,880
Voice-activated. Very modern.
656
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,800
The cart's going. "Duh-duh du-du-du.
Argh, argh!"
657
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,440
Oh. Might lean back.
658
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,440
It's braking. But look.
659
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,600
Chunks of sole are flying off.
660
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,120
Oh.
Can you see smoke?
661
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,520
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Your foot's on fire.
662
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,480
There's a huge amount
of friction there,
663
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,320
and that friction
is generating heat.
664
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,160
It's like getting a pedicure
from Thomas The Tank Engine.
665
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,760
OK, that is a problem.
What we saying?
666
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,280
Oh, yeah, you couldn't
return them, could you?
667
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,360
Not good news.
668
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,600
'As the shoe pushes down
on the metal wheel,
669
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,120
the friction would erode the sole
away, exposing the foot
670
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,920
before the top layers of skin
and tissue are torn away,
671
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,440
in a process known as "degloving".'
672
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,960
Zoe, can I stop you here?
I don't love the term "degloving".
673
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,760
Maisie?
Oh, I loved it.
674
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,560
OK, continue.
675
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,120
'The wheel would cut through
the muscles and tendons,
676
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,480
before eroding the bone.
677
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,400
However, the heat
generated by the friction
678
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,320
would eventually
cauterise the wound,
679
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,920
meaning he wouldn't bleed out,
680
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,720
but would probably
later lose the leg.'
681
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,760
But here's the bit
that might've killed him.
682
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,120
The wheels are spinning incredibly
fast, and if his foot slips,
683
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:27,320
there's a good chance he could get
caught and pulled under the wheel.
684
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,560
Let me show you.
Bit of leg pole action.
685
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,720
Ah, yes, a totally normal prop.
686
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,800
This lady is mad.
Yes.
687
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,080
Alright, nice wide stance.
688
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,880
As in us too?
What, me?
689
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,680
Here we go.
We're at full speed.
690
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,640
Oh!
691
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,480
Oh, my word.
692
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:57,120
I've not seen a leg fly like that
since Angela Rippon did Strictly.
693
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,640
In this instance, Indy would
suffer multiple rib, skull,
694
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,720
and pelvic fractures,
and extensive degloving.
695
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,560
There's that word again.
696
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,000
So, basically...death?
Yeah, with a capital D.
697
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,920
When one of you is doing this stunt
for real at the end of the show,
698
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,240
we're gonna need
to protect your feet.
699
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,680
Any ideas what we could use?
Bits of beef?
700
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,280
That's good. I like that.
Bits of beef?Yeah.
701
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:25,200
I suggest a pair of boots
with THIS on the sole.
702
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,720
This is carbon ceramic.
703
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,040
It's amazing, cos it has
a crystalline structure,
704
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,240
which means it's very stable
under high heat and pressure,
705
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:37,440
so when you apply it
to a fast-moving surface,
it works really well.
706
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,920
Let me show you.
707
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,440
We've now got the piece
of carbon ceramic
708
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,080
on the sole of the shoe.
709
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,640
Ideally you'd cover the whole shoe,
but I'm trying to reduce
my carbon footprint.
710
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,720
Ha! Hey, good one!
That's good stuff.
711
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,960
On with the motor.
I'm gonna apply the footbrake.
712
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,680
And it's stopped.
Wow.
713
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,160
That did that? That stopped it?
714
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,760
It dissipates heat really well,
so your feet wouldn't get hot,
715
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:09,520
and they'd act as a great brake.
Gogs up?Yeah, goggles off.
716
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,920
OK, you've solved the thing
that's NOT gonna kill us,
717
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,840
but what about the thing that IS?
718
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,920
That's easy.
Indy was being an idiot.
719
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,200
You just need to stand at the BACK
of the minecart, not the FRONT,
720
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,280
so you're not pulled
under the wheels.
721
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,240
That's straightforward physics.
Mm.
722
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,680
So, who wants to ride
the minecart later?
723
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,080
Well, I checked earlier,
and unfortunately, Zoe,
724
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,040
I'm too short to ride
the rollercoaster.
725
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,520
Sorry, Greg.
726
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,080
Oh, no, is height an issue?
I might be too tall.
727
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,280
Oh, no, I'm fine.
728
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,160
Here we go.
729
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,560
She's a killer!
Hello.
730
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,000
Oh!
I'm coming for ya!
731
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,840
Maisie, you know how
Indiana Jones films always feature
732
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:05,160
ethereal and otherworldly events,
like face-melting holy ghosts,
733
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,440
and grails that give you
immortality, and —
734
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,880
The bit where Harrison survives
a nuclear explosion
by staying in a fridge?
735
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,320
Ah! We don't talk
of the fridge bit, Maisie.
736
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,640
But, look, I got hold of
this Dial Of Destiny replica,
737
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,960
which the seller insisted was real,
and apparently it alters time.
738
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,480
Is this like
when you got really into crystals?
I'm worried about you.
739
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,400
No, no, no, the crystals
were from a very reputable source.
740
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,920
Was it your aunt
on Facebook Marketplace?
Auntie Margaret knows her stuff.
741
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,240
But look, anyway, I don't think
this is the REAL Dial Of Destiny.
742
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,480
Sorry, the REAL?
743
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,200
Yeah, well, obviously I don't think
artefacts can be magic!
744
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,120
But shall we?
Sure.
745
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,400
Uh-oh.
Wow.
746
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,560
'Indiana Jones is constantly
on the hunt for mystical artefacts,
747
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,040
which sometimes hold terrifying
and supernatural powers,
748
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,600
which challenge Indy's
sceptical beliefs.'
749
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,120
He's turning old.
750
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,920
That's so scary.
751
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,320
Ew, he's turning into a skeleton.
752
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,000
He picked the wrong glass.
753
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,000
Are you seriously eating popcorn
whilst we're watching this?
754
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,720
Are you being real with yourself?
755
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,760
Doesn't Indiana Jones ever get,
like, nightmares from these?
756
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,640
'But surely no-one in real life
would actually believe
757
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,440
artefacts could have magical powers,
would they?'
758
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,200
I'm here hidden in the back room
of a primary school
759
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,800
which we've rigged with cameras,
cos we want to see
760
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,880
if even the most naive and innocent
members of our society
761
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,680
can really believe
that an artefact is magic.
762
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:40,720
'These kids think they're here
763
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,040
to meet esteemed archaeologist
Diggory Smith...'
764
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,440
Hello!
765
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,520
'..who's here to show them
his artefacts
766
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,200
from his global adventure.'
767
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:52,080
A very ancient bogey picker.
768
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,600
Urgh!
769
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:57,200
But behind him is the star
of today's show, Wewe Kojo.
770
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,280
Wewe Kojo?
771
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,000
It's 3,000 years old!
772
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,920
3,000?!
773
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,920
So, can we convince
a group of five-year-olds
that Wewe Kojo is magical?
774
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,120
'Let the test commence.'
775
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,400
Wewe Kojo is the god of mischief.
776
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,720
Legend has it that Wewe Kojo
was so, so naughty,
777
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,240
so full of mischief,
778
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,240
that they had to trap him
inside a statue.
779
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,320
I don't really believe in magic.
It's all silly, really.
780
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,120
Now — Oh, one second.
781
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,960
I'll be back in two minutes, OK?
782
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,640
Coming, Mother!
783
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,960
Really? Mother?
784
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,960
I'm gonna start drawing Wewe Kojo.
785
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,440
OK, ready?
Yeah.
786
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,720
I'll turn it on now.
787
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,200
Ah. Hello.
788
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,880
What? Where you going?
789
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:55,240
I think maybe Diggory and Wewe Kojo
are maybe too believable.
790
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,480
Hello.
791
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,120
Oh, brilliant!
792
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,640
I was hoping I'd have
someone to talk to.
793
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,480
Do you trick people?
Not tricking people.
794
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,840
Yes, you do! You're lying!
795
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,280
What if the man comes back?
796
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,840
What?
You think Diggory will be cross?
797
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,440
He was a bit boring, wasn't he?
798
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,440
Um...
Yep, he was.
799
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,960
He was, yes. Yes.
800
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,040
Oh, hang on. Just a minute.
801
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,920
Oh, Wewe Kojo, it stinks!
802
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,840
That's not very nice.
I'm so sorry.
803
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,320
My farts actually have
magical powers.
804
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:38,160
They can clear a room
in just five seconds.
805
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,600
Do you see those books
on that shelf?
806
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,600
Something called homework.
What's homework?
807
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,520
You go to school
and on Friday they give you work,
808
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,240
you have to take home and do it.
809
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,720
It's not very nice.
I don't agree with it.
810
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:57,840
I can do some fun magic tricks,
if you want to see.
811
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,120
Yeah.
812
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:04,160
Whoa!
813
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,400
Pretty cool, huh?
814
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,080
How about these magnets?
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
815
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,400
Oh, that is amazing.
816
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,120
That's cool.
Yeah!
817
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,800
No hands!
818
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,840
It says "Wewe Kojo" now.
819
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,680
Good to go on the card trick.
820
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,480
What?
Wow!
821
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:27,960
Ah!
822
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,960
Whoa!
823
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,400
Oh!
824
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,320
Wewe Kojo, that made me jump.
825
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,520
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's the best trick ever!
826
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,000
Now I've shown you
lots of different magic tricks,
827
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,960
do you fancy helping me escape?
828
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,200
OK.
829
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,280
You need to really
believe in magic
830
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,760
and believe in Wewe Kojo.
831
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:53,960
So, say with me..."Free the Wewe".
832
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,920
Free the Wewe.
833
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,240
Free the Wewe.
834
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,840
Free Wewe.
835
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,680
Oh, I can feel it working!
836
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,600
Oh, I'm free! I'm free!
The Wewe is free!
837
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,400
Goodbye, tiny humans!
838
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,960
Remember to always be naughty!
839
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,160
Eh?
840
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,840
What's all the commotion in here?
He came alive.
841
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,440
Oh, it smells like farts in here.
842
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,760
He made those letters move.
Who did?
843
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,520
Wewe Kojo!
Impossible!
844
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,600
Wewe's escaped.
845
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,280
So, you're telling me
that this statue came to life
846
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,520
and it was magic?
Yes!
847
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,120
But magic isn't real.
848
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,400
No, magic is FAIRLY real.
849
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,840
How does a magician vanish?
850
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,880
Because of magic. Yes!
851
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,400
'So, there you have it.
852
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,240
We've proved kids believe
artefacts can be magic.
853
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,280
All you need is
some low-level special effects...
854
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,160
and a fart machine.'
855
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,520
'In Raiders Of The Lost Ark's
infamous opening scene,
856
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:02,840
Indy grabs the golden idol, which
triggers a series of deadly traps,
857
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,000
beginning with
the wall of poison arrows.
858
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,600
How did he not get hit?
859
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,400
That was scary.
860
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,520
What would that do to you,
if that hit you?
861
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,760
I'd die.
862
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,440
It depends where it hits.
863
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,200
Like, if it hits my finger,
I'll be OK.
864
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:21,040
I can live without a finger.
Do, like, a cartwheel.
865
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,680
I'd just do loads of sausage rolls.
Sausage rolls?
866
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:27,400
I think I would probably wear
a lot of layers of clothes.
867
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,560
How many layers?
30 layers.
868
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,920
Do you even have 30 clothes?
869
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,600
I don't think that's called
a sausage roll.
870
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,920
So, you know, like, bubble wrap?
You're so smart.
871
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:40,240
'Bubble wrap, sausage rolls,
and a couple of extra jumpers.
872
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,880
Maybe we don't need help from
our so-called expert after all.'
873
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:52,040
In Raiders Of The Lost Ark,
Indiana manages to outrun
874
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,240
a barrage of poisoned arrows
875
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,600
triggered by pressure pads
through the temple,
876
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,160
but Indy was the fittest
archaeologist that ever lived.
877
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,280
Agreed. So hot.
Wrong "fit".
878
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,440
But that's probably why
he was able to outrun those arrows.
879
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,600
But I don't think
us mere mortals can compete.
880
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,400
Rude.
If you're gonna do this for real,
881
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:13,000
I think it'd be helpful
to really appreciate the level
of damage that this could cause.
882
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,880
Yeah, I just think full death.
883
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,800
Yeah. And properly dead, not like
Dirty Den dead, or Harold Bishop,
884
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,360
or Ian Beale, you know.
885
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,120
Ian Beale's still alive.
886
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,600
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's unbreakable.
887
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,840
Unbreaka-Beale.
888
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:30,040
Sorry, Zoe, do carry on.
Let's see if you're right.
889
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,400
I'll show you what would happen
in the worst-case scenario,
890
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:37,400
using this crossbow
and that ballistic gel head
891
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,040
that has a coconut inside
to represent the skull.
892
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,720
Be careful when shooting coconuts,
cos you might end up
with a Bounty on your head.
893
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,760
You're gonna need these.
894
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,280
OK.
I feel a bit close.
895
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,960
Yeah, me too.
I might just...
896
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,200
Maybe I'll just go here.
I'd like to go behind something.
897
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,200
Well, no, I need to be... Like that?
898
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:57,440
As long as you're behind ME,
you'll be fine.OK.
899
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,320
Here we go.
900
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,680
Oh!
Ooh!
901
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,600
Oh!
Ooh! Oh, God!
902
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,840
Where's he gone?
She's a killer!
903
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,040
Oh, wow.
Ah.
904
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,760
That's a lot of blood.
905
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,440
The arrows fire towards Indy
at head and chest level.
906
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,880
'If it penetrates the skull,
like this, it could cause paralysis,
907
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,280
brain damage, or immediate death.
908
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,800
If it hits the chest, it could be
cardiac arrest, haemothorax,
909
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,800
major lung injury,
or catastrophic haemorrhages.'
910
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,520
But it's the unpredictability
that I don't like most.
911
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:45,080
It could get you in the buttock,
in the love handle - not so bad -
912
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,480
but whatever happens, it's gonna be
multiple horrendous injuries.
913
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,520
Yeah, it all just sounds
quite death-y, doesn't it?Mm.
914
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:55,080
How would you survive running
through a shower of poisoned arrows?
915
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,560
Well, personally I would immediately
start crying and run home.
916
00:44:58,600 --> 00:44:59,840
Yeah.
To my mum.
917
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:04,960
Spend years building up your
immune system to poison and arrows?
918
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,400
Yeah.
I'd say carpet.
919
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,080
Sorry?
That's more Aladdin, isn't it?
920
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,840
Well, archers actually use carpet
in the targets
921
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,480
for the arrows to bed into.
Oh.
922
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,320
Let me show you what happens
when you shoot an arrow
at just one layer of carpet.
923
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,040
Hey. Hang back.
924
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,400
Oi!
Ooh!
925
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,760
Oh, my God!
It's gone straight through.
926
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,040
This is nonsense.
It's not.
927
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:41,520
One layer does slow it,
albeit slightly, I grant you,
928
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,280
but see what happens
when we use multiple layers.
929
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,600
Ooh! Better.
930
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,720
Yeah. I mean, come on,
that's lodged in it.
931
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,360
So, Indy should've spent less time
wanging on about archaeology
932
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,400
in his boring lectures,
and more time down Carpetright?
933
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,280
These aren't just any layers.
934
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,400
These are hairy layers.
Oh.
935
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:09,760
It's the fibres in the carpet that
aid the deceleration of the arrow.
936
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,400
It's the same as the fibres inside a
bulletproof vest, only more homely.
937
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,280
Great news for my nan's next riot!
938
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,680
So, Maisie, when you're dodging
that shower of poison arrows,
939
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:22,120
think about fashioning a shield
out of carpet.
940
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,080
Oh!
Oh, no, no!
941
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,920
Oh, it's horrible!
942
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,680
You got to be Indiana Jones.
943
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:30,560
Absolutely,
and I'm very proud of it.
944
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,360
Release.
Yes! Yes!
945
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,680
Here we go.
946
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:34,720
Oh!
947
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,720
I can never eat marshmallows again.
948
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,240
That's so funny. The same thing
happened to my friend.
949
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,320
She was on holiday in Slovenia -
Raargh!
950
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,560
Argh!
951
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,760
Wah!
952
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,240
Sorry, can you hold that, Greg?
Sorry. Honestly.
953
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,640
Yeah, I think it was Slovenia.
954
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,200
Anyway, she was on holiday.
Anyway, she bites into it.
955
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,760
In the end,
turns out it's a dog's chew toy.
956
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,960
'I'm back at Elstree studios,
to speak to the cast
957
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,440
and stunt coordinator Vic Armstrong,
about how Indiana Jones
958
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,360
completely revolutionised
the action adventure genre,
959
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:22,800
thanks to the massive scale
of nerve-wracking stunts like this.
960
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,720
I want to dig a little deeper into
how dangerous they really were.'
961
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,800
I remember running away from
that big plane with Wendy, my wife,
962
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,040
who was doubling Karen,
when it blows,
963
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,040
and you're standing there and you're
ready to go, and you look,
964
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,360
and the cameras are
as far away as you can see,
965
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,560
and they're hiding
behind boards and things,
966
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,960
cos you know bits of this plane
are gonna fly everywhere.
967
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,640
It certainly gives you
inspiration to run fast.
968
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,520
And when you're doing a stunt,
969
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,080
you've got the whole crew,
everybody's there, you know.
970
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,080
Everybody watching feels
they could do it better, probably.
971
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,080
It's like taking a penalty
at Wembley.
972
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,160
Everybody can score the goal except
if they're standing there doing it.
973
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,440
What I would say about stunt work,
and certainly in Indiana Jones,
974
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:06,840
is I've never watched it and
thought, "I reckon I could do that."
975
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:11,840
A stunt that I vividly remember
on the movie was my death scene,
976
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,200
where I fall out of my glove
977
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:19,640
after Indy tries to convince me
not to go for the Holy Grail.
978
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:27,200
But in actual fact, I was falling
onto a big, cushiony mattress,
979
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:32,240
and we filmed the scene and it
was cut, and Steven was very happy,
980
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,360
but because I wanted
to come in the next,
981
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,720
I wanted to be "Elsa Returns",
I went, "I'm alive!"
982
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,320
They went,
"No, you're not! You're dead."
983
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,400
I said, "No, it was
a cushiony landing! I'm alive!"
984
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,280
And did Harrison get involved
in some of the stunts
985
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,160
and try and do a lot?
986
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,000
We wouldn't do a stunt without
rehearsing it and rehearsing it.
987
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,520
So, I'm on top of this particular
rock and it's about 16, 17 feet -
988
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,160
it's a long way to the ground.
989
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,560
And then a shadow appeared beside
me, and this deep voice said -
990
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,040
and it's Harrison -
"Yeah, no, I'm doing this, Vic."
991
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,800
"No, no, no." So, we had a little
argument on top of this rock,
friendly argument.
992
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,160
And in the end, I said,
"Look, Harrison,
993
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,120
you're doing alright, aren't you?
994
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,440
You're earning a nice few quid
on this movie.
995
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:18,480
I'm a jobbing stuntman. I get paid
extra every time I do a stunt.
996
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,360
Now, if you start doing
all the stunts,
997
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,560
what am I gonna buy my Christmas
presents for the kids with?"
998
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,600
Tongue in cheek. And he went,
"Ah, gee, I'm sorry, Vic.
999
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,600
Next time I'm an arse,
kick me in the arse," you know.
1000
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:34,200
So I talked him out of doing it.
That's the sort of guy he is.
He wanted to do everything.
1001
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,840
You've got the scene
in Well Of Souls,
1002
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:40,120
where you and Indy are locked in
with thousands of snakes.
1003
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,280
I can imagine that was pretty
unpleasant to film.
1004
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,560
They poured them out onto the set,
1005
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,680
and then they tried
to collect them all,
1006
00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,480
but there were other films
shooting at Elstree,
1007
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:53,480
and suddenly a snake would,
sort of, slither onto their set.
1008
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:57,040
It was, kind of,
a little ongoing drama.
1009
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,720
There were several people
bitten by the pythons,
1010
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,800
and we had ambulances
just outside the doors.
1011
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,560
That sequence was tough,
because also my dress,
1012
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,840
the dress I wear, they realised that
the fabric it was made of was...
1013
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,800
They couldn't fireproof it.
1014
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,840
So, they had to have people
just off camera on either side of me
1015
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:23,000
with, like, you know,
fire extinguishers
1016
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,920
and wet blankets
and things like that,
1017
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,600
in case my dress went up.
1018
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,440
You've got ambulances outside
in case you get bitten,
1019
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:35,160
and you've got people
with fire extinguishers
1020
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,840
in case you get set alight.
Yeah, in case I go up!
1021
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,600
Indy, the torch is going out!
1022
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:47,320
One thing I've collected is this.
It's a book of storyboards right the
way through the tank chase sequence.
1023
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,160
It's like a little bible...
Yeah.
1024
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,760
..about that very thing.
1025
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,680
And it's lovely to have that
as a piece of my life, my history.
1026
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,440
It's cinematic history as well.
1027
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,400
I used to read
the storyboards to my kids,
1028
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,040
and that would be
their bedtime reading.
1029
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:04,440
I mean, I'm sure there's some scenes
you couldn't have done it for.
1030
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,600
"So, then the Nazi's face melted.
The end. Anyway, have a good sleep."
1031
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,360
Exactly.
1032
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,840
In every Indiana Jones,
1033
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,840
there's a part
every guy would like to be,
1034
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,680
a part every kid would like to be,
1035
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:18,840
and a part every woman
would like to be.
1036
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,040
And you got to be Indiana Jones.
Absolutely.
1037
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,200
And I'm very, very proud of it.
1038
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:30,720
'It's finally time for one of
the most famous scenes
1039
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,000
in the history of cinema -
1040
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,760
Indy's legendary escape
from a massive boulder
1041
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,440
in Raiders Of The Lost Ark.'
1042
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,080
How does the boulder know
which way he's going?
1043
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,680
I don't know. That's movies.
1044
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:45,000
I would just literally pelt it.
1045
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,840
I hate spiders so much.
1046
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:49,960
Like, I'd rather get
run over by a boulder.
1047
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,400
If that boulder hit you,
you'd be dead.
1048
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,800
That's scientifical.
1049
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,880
It would probably pop your muscles,
pop your veins -
1050
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,800
Blood vessels as well.
Blood vessels.
1051
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,240
What would you do?
1052
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:04,080
Just sit down and wait
till the brush of cold death.
1053
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:08,320
What you have to do is you have
to bring a piece of paper with you.
1054
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:09,560
Why?
1055
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,880
Paper beats rock.
1056
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,840
Hey, Zoe. That's a big rock.
1057
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,160
Boulder.
1058
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,120
Hey, Zoe, that's a big rock!
1059
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,960
Want me to tell you the science
behind the boulder stunt?
1060
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,800
Yes, I would.
Sorry for doing that.
1061
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:30,440
I've calculated that the boulder
is about three metres high,
1062
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:31,960
and it's made of granite,
1063
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,400
so it would probably weigh in
close to 46 tonnes.
1064
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,160
That's a massive mass.
Big.
1065
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,840
And that mass,
coming from that height,
1066
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:44,480
is gonna start to roll and travel
up to 16.8 miles per hour.
1067
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,160
I reckon I could outrun that.
1068
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,120
Well, it doesn't sound that fast,
1069
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,680
but think, the average human
running for their life
1070
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,920
is gonna be going
at 12 miles per hour,
1071
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,360
if they're lucky,
so what are your chances?
1072
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,080
Well, I was North Yorkshire
cross country champion,
1073
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,040
under 16s, three years in a row,
so pretty good, I reckon.
1074
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,080
So, do you think Indy
could've survived?
1075
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,360
No. I think
he would've been squashed.
1076
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:09,160
Let's look at what happens
when something very heavy
rolls over everyday items,
1077
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,440
and for that we need to go outside,
and more importantly...
1078
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,800
let's get ready to roll!
Do you think she's alright?
1079
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:20,840
Here we have an array of everyday
items, to represent the human body.
1080
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,240
A watermelon, for your head!
1081
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,800
A toilet, for your bones!
1082
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,400
A barbecue, for your ribcage!
1083
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:33,520
And a mattress filled with water,
for your internal organs!
1084
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,960
Zoe, did you get all of your items
from the middle aisle of Lidl?
1085
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,800
Guilty. But remember,
we're looking at what would happen
1086
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,320
if a boulder
was to roll over a human body.
1087
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,120
Goggles on.
1088
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,800
Let's get crushing!
1089
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,800
Crush them!
Crush them! Crush them!
1090
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,000
Here we go.
Oh, gosh.
1091
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:58,280
Oh, he's going quite fast.
He's not shy.Oh, wow!
1092
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,840
Oh!
1093
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,720
Oh, the head is dead.
Every cell in your body, pop!
1094
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,680
Come on.
Ooh.
1095
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,720
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1096
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,960
You're being minced
and ground down here.
1097
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,200
This is nasty.
1098
00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:23,480
Rib.
Another rib.
1099
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,920
Oh! Oh! Oh, no! No!
1100
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:27,800
It's all falling out!
1101
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,640
Oh, it's horrible!
1102
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,520
Oh, God!
1103
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,120
Argh! Argh!
1104
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,720
I've not seen a toilet
destroyed like that
1105
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:41,920
since I went camping with my dad.
1106
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,600
That's all our items decimated.
Yeah.Yeah.
1107
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,120
That's definitely the case.
1108
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,400
What you need to remember is that
steamroller, it's only 13 tonnes.
1109
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,000
Only?
And it's travelling at
1110
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,080
a really sedentary
one or two miles per hour.
1111
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:58,560
The boulder, it's going at
16 miles per hour, 46 tonnes.
1112
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,560
'The boulder would
certainly fracture
1113
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,160
almost every bone in the body,
1114
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,560
cause all the cells
and internal organs to burst open,
1115
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,280
inducing asphyxia,
internal bleeding,
1116
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,600
catastrophic haemorrhage,
and certain death.
1117
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,320
How do you think you might survive?
It's definitely not UNDER.
1118
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,760
Under is a no-go, so maybe OVER?
1119
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,400
We've got long limbs.
Ride it.
1120
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,520
Could jump it.
Ride it, just ride it out.
1121
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,400
Yeah.
Just face it head-on?
1122
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,880
Just, sort of roll with it.
Yeah. I like that.
1123
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,400
Let's go inside.
I'll show you how it's done.
1124
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,400
As you can imagine,
no protection in the world
1125
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,120
could stop you being crushed
by that boulder,
1126
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,720
but there might be something we can
do to dissipate that kinetic energy,
1127
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,240
you know, slow the ball down,
1128
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,120
and we're gonna test out the theory
using these two bowling balls.
1129
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,840
The principle is you've got
two different tracks.
1130
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:49,360
Greg, you're gonna
go down this run unimpeded.
1131
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,600
Your target is Indiana Jones
at the end.
1132
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,400
Easy.
OK? Maisie, your track is lined
1133
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,360
with a series of obstacles
1134
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,600
that hopefully will reduce
the momentum of that bowling ball
1135
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,760
enough for it to potentially not
make it to the end, but we'll see.
1136
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:06,200
And to keep it on brand, those
obstacles, little rubber snakes.
1137
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:07,640
Oh. Lovely.
1138
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,400
Hang on, Indiana Jones is gonna be
saved by some speedbumps,
1139
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,680
like he's just working
for the council or something?
1140
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:14,240
It's surprisingly effective, I hope.
1141
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,640
Alright.
Balls at the ready.
1142
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,160
Cor!
1143
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,920
Place your balls on the ramp.
Buy me a drink first.
1144
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,320
No pushing.
I wouldn't dream of it, Zoe.
1145
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:27,320
Three, two, one...
1146
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:29,800
..release.
1147
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:33,480
Oh!
1148
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,960
Yes, yes, yes!
1149
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,240
Yes!
Oh, no!
1150
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:44,560
I've been pushed back
by a penultimate snake.
1151
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:50,480
This proves that we can dissipate
the energy from the rolling boulder
1152
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,480
enough to stop it reaching you.
1153
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,800
That bowling ball
didn't even have enough energy
1154
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,160
to cross the final snake.
Alright, Zoe. Thank you.
1155
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,680
I think we're just talking, like,
1156
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:01,160
a little ten-centimetre speedbump
is all you need.
1157
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,280
So, some bamboo logs
could be laid down
1158
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,120
in front of the path
of the careering ball,
1159
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:11,000
dissipate that energy,
and save you from certain crushing.
1160
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,200
Well, I don't know if we need
to slow down the momentum.
1161
00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:15,760
I'm not sure if I've mentioned,
but I was cross country champion
1162
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,920
three years in a row,
so I'd probably outrun it.
1163
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,440
To be fair,
that might actually come in handy.
1164
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,680
But that's it from me now,
1165
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,920
so best of luck,
and try and enjoy it.
1166
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:26,800
What do you mean,
that's it from you? Zoe!
1167
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,200
I didn't get all that.
Yeah, so it was 2008,
1168
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,200
a rainy morning in Aireville Park,
I've won two years on the trot -
1169
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,200
No, not the cross country bit again,
the bamboo bit.
1170
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,720
But...you haven't even heard
the rest of the story.
1171
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,160
Don't need to.
Three years on the trot.
1172
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,080
'It's time to take all the science
tips that we've learnt from Zoe
1173
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,120
and finally put them into action.'
1174
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,720
Silence!
Wow.
1175
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,160
Run!
1176
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:06,960
Maisie, it's finally time.
1177
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,600
I cannot believe
we get to become Indiana Jones
1178
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,120
and take on all these traps,
and there's not a fridge in sight.
1179
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,240
But first, I think
we need to get an outfit change.
1180
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,560
Great idea. I was thinking
exactly the same thing.
1181
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,760
Maisie, what do you think about -
Oh, wow.
1182
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:23,880
Oh.
1183
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:25,360
God.
1184
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:29,640
Um...
Well, you chose...wisely.
1185
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,880
And you chose...poorly.
1186
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,960
Really poorly.
I feel really stupid, actually.
1187
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,360
OK, well, go and get changed into
an outfit that doesn't look like
1188
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,400
you're about to go
on the world's worst stag do.
1189
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:41,960
Yeah, OK.
1190
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,200
Now that is what I'm talking about.
1191
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:49,320
Yes!
1192
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,480
I bet Alex doesn't look
half as cool as this.
1193
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,000
No chance.
1194
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:58,240
Uncovering all the secrets
of Indiana Jones has been amazing.
1195
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:01,840
Getting to look around these film
studios and meet the cast and crew
1196
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:05,400
has brought home how much these
films revolutionised the genre.
1197
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,160
We may have first met Indy
over four decades ago,
1198
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:12,200
but as the great man once said,
"It's not the years, honey,
it's the mileage."
1199
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,960
So, Greg, Maisie,
all that's left to say is good luck,
1200
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,600
and if anything goes wrong,
we'll have a whip round.
1201
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,920
Do you get it?
Cos of the...whip.
1202
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,400
I'm really excited. Are you ready?
I'm ready.
1203
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:44,840
Then let's do this.
1204
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,840
OK, right, Greg, it's time
to take all the science tips
1205
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,880
that we've learnt from Zoe
and finally put them into action.
1206
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,720
I'm gonna absolutely smash this.
1207
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,760
I thought I was gonna smash this,
but now I'm a bit overwhelmed,
1208
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:09,760
my mind's gone blank and all
I can think about is oxbow lakes -
geography, not science.
1209
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,080
No, no, listen,
you're gonna be fine, OK?
1210
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:16,320
I'm gonna take the golden idol
before dodging the wall of arrows
with my carpet shield,
1211
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,280
and then crossing a massive chasm
with my inflatable bridge.
1212
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,680
OK, good plan.
I'm gonna get the Sankara Stones,
1213
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,360
before jumping in
a getaway minecart,
1214
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,320
with my rather dashing
carbon ceramic shoes,
1215
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,200
then spread my weight
across the quicksand.
1216
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:29,680
Great. Then meet me by the boulder
before outrunning it,
1217
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:33,000
and then we end this
by drinking from the Holy Grail
and achieving immortality.
1218
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:36,080
Good. One thing, if we ARE gonna be
super-cool super heroes,
1219
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:38,120
we need a super-cool catchphrase.
1220
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:40,480
Just call me...Indiana James.
1221
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:42,280
Have you been waiting all show
to say that?
1222
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,280
It's the only reason
I took the job, yeah. Let's go!
1223
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:49,920
You thought
it would be that easy, hm?
1224
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:51,960
Sorry, who are you?
Me?
1225
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,120
Um... I'm afraid I'm a Nazi.
1226
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:57,640
I got a call from my agent about
being a baddie in Indiana Jones,
1227
01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:59,560
and it was either this, or an alien,
1228
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,920
or an inappropriate
racial stereotype,
and they're all career killers.
1229
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:06,320
Anyway, believe it or not,
Nazi, penchant for evil,
1230
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:09,520
and desire to bring
down civilisations using
the power of ancient artefacts -
1231
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:11,760
artefacts I believe you own.
1232
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,880
So, Maisie Adam and Greg James,
1233
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:18,360
you will have to stop me
reaching the grail first!
1234
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,600
Actually, you know what,
this is quite a good role.
1235
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,680
Right, so not only do we need
to find the artefacts,
1236
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,000
we also need to defeat
this drama school Nazi?
1237
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,040
Yes, darling. I mean, ja!
1238
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:32,600
In that case, I'm gonna go and get
the Sankara Stones before he does.
1239
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,680
Catch you in a bit.
1240
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:37,360
Damn it! Zoe never told us
the science of this bit.
1241
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,160
E equals MC squared.
1242
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,120
Screw this.
1243
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:43,600
Instead...
1244
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:54,600
Oh, no. Rumbling is never good.
1245
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,160
Oh, my God.
1246
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,080
These look like delicious potatoes.
1247
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:10,920
You ARE delicious potatoes!
1248
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:12,520
Yes.
1249
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,880
Because the budget went on me.
1250
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,720
An incredible actor.
1251
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:19,600
I'll be taking that.
1252
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,520
Yoink!
You can't just —
1253
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:22,880
Silence!
1254
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,200
Wow.
1255
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:26,120
On reflection,
that maybe was a bit much.
1256
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,320
I do apologise.
Quick! There's not much time!
1257
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:29,960
I must catch him!
1258
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,960
But first,
I must put on my special shoes!
1259
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:41,920
OK, time to have my life saved
by my nan's carpet.
1260
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,080
OK, here we go.
1261
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,880
Oh! Careful! This is 100% angora!
1262
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:57,280
Oh!
1263
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,320
Oh, my God, it worked.
1264
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,960
Thank you, Zoe,
and your hairy layers.
1265
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,360
I'm coming for ya!
1266
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,440
I want my potato back!
1267
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,640
Thank you for your service, shoe.
1268
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,800
Ooh.
1269
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:41,800
Come on, Maisie, engage the lungs.
1270
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,640
Done.
1271
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,160
I really hope Zoe was right
about the honeycomb.
1272
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,680
Trust Zoe. Trust Zoe.
1273
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:53,280
Trust the honeycomb.
Don't let me down.
1274
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:57,920
You're not afraid of heights.
1275
01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:59,600
Just go, just go, just go.
1276
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:00,880
Oh, God. Oh.
1277
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,440
Ooh.
1278
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:05,160
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Very bendy.
1279
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:07,040
Very wobbly. Ooh.
1280
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,440
Oh, my God! Oh!
1281
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,200
Oh, my God, it worked! Yes!
1282
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,680
I didn't realise being an adventurer
1283
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:21,040
would involve
so many costume changes.
1284
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:26,400
Stay calm, trust Zoe.
1285
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:29,400
Panicking. OK, calm!
Sand shouldn't be bubbling.
1286
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,240
Argh!
1287
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,640
Oh, God. Come on!
1288
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,360
Come on! Argh!
1289
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,520
I've got sand on my bamboo!
1290
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:05,840
You're alive!
Yeah, barely.
1291
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,120
I'm very sandy.
1292
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,800
Say auf wiedersehen
to your life, losers.
1293
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,680
Oh!
Ahh!
1294
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:18,560
Remember your science.
Slow it down!
1295
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:20,920
I feel like we should also RUN!
1296
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,000
Think about
what the council would do!
1297
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:24,360
Write a letter?
No!
1298
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,320
Oh, speedbumps!
Yes, exactly!
1299
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,520
Maisie, isn't it incredible
how it stopped
1300
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:54,920
just at the end of the studio,
before it smacked us in the face?
1301
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:56,760
That's science, baby.
1302
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,640
Let's crab.
1303
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:07,560
Look!
1304
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,360
We found the tomb of the grail.
1305
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:13,480
That looks like the cup
of a carpenter.
1306
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:16,360
That grail belongs to me.
1307
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:20,280
OK, that gun does actually
look quite real.
1308
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:22,680
What are we gonna do?
I've got an idea.
1309
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:25,320
Hey, baddie, your agent called
1310
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:28,400
and said that the casting director
from Silent Witness
1311
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:31,720
has been in touch and says
you'd be perfect for the show.
1312
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:34,280
Oh, thank heavens.
1313
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:36,960
I really didn't wanna do
all the face-melty stuff.
1314
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,840
I'm wearing a lot of foundation.
Alright, guys, ciao for now.
1315
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,560
Oh, you'll be needing this.
1316
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:46,000
Hot potato.
Break a leg.
1317
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:49,400
Hey, Maise,
look at all these artefacts.
1318
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:52,040
What are we gonna do with all these?
Go on Bargain Hunt?
1319
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:55,280
Terrific idea. Hey, you're getting
the hang of this Indiana Jones lark.
1320
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,800
Thank you. Cheers.
I'll drink to that.
1321
01:06:57,840 --> 01:06:59,440
Cheers.
1322
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,840
You know what that means, don't you?
What?
1323
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:07,160
We both drunk from the grail, which
means that we've both got —Covid.
1324
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:09,400
No! Immortality.
1325
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:11,360
And we defeated a Nazi.
Yeah!
1326
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:15,200
Well, kind of.
I dunno, it was a pretty good day.
1327
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,360
Maybe the best day ever.
Best day ever.
1328
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:20,360
What do you mean
they want me to play a cadaver?
1329
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,560
Well, does he have any lines?
1330
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,600
Oh, come on, Jackie, I went to RADA!
1331
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:00,000
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