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(birds chirping)

(footsteps approaching)

Morning.

What you drinkin'?

Coffee. I like it when I smoke.

Yeah, so do I. So does everyone.
That's why I made it.

Oh. Cool. Thank you.

I don't want a "thank you."
I want my coffee.

Then make some more.
There is

no more, or I would.
I left for, like,

two seconds to grab a cigarette.

You shouldn't have left it
unattended, then.

Okay. Well, good advice.

(gasping breath)
Ooh.

It's a little hot, isn't it?

(exhales): Good hot.
It's just the way I like it.

(doorbell rings)
I'll get it. (exhales)

Oh, Liz!

To what do we owe this pleasure?

I caught him in my bushes
videotaping me in my shower!

Gross.

Not you.
Just... gross.

Omicron made
me do it.

Come on.

Who is Omicron?

It's-- come here.
It's his imaginary friend.

Can you cut him some slack?
He's going through a thing.

Frankly, I don't care.
Ever since you showed up,

this whole family's been
nothing but trouble for me.
Okay.

Keep him off my property,
Oh, yeah, yeah.

or I'm calling the police.
Oh, yeah. Totally.
Okay, thank you so much.

Hey, buddy,
you've been hanging out

an awful lot with Omicron--
wouldn't you rather hang

with some real people?

Omicron is real--
he's from Jupiter

and he talks like a robot.

And we're fixing up
the tree house in the woods.

Yeah, no, totally-- he's
real, and I get that.

Yeah.
But here's the thing,
if you need something,

just come to me--
don't go to a neighbor

and ask for stuff,
okay? Deal?

Deal.
Cool.

Now, come on,
give me a hug.

Then get out of here,
okay? See ya.

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
Whoa. Get back here.

Turn around.

(Sabrina gasps)

Ben! What?

Ben...

since when do you smoke?

They're not for me,
they're for Omicron.
All right, you know what?

I tried to be real cool
about this Omicron character,

but clearly he's
a bad influence.

Get up to your room.

I hate you!
I hate you both!

(quiet gasp)
Wow!

What has gotten into that kid?
I have no idea.

(grunts)

*

You two disgust me.
We said we were sorry.

No, I sorry...

for thinking I can count
on you degenerates.

All right, we get it.

Do ya? I don't think you do.
I think

your brain's too clogged up
with smoke to "get" anything.

You're the reason Ben is
out in the woods all day
just talking to himself.

He's got an imaginary friend.
It's not a big deal.

I had one when I was his age.

Yeah. And look
how you turned out.

Freakin' chimney
with a blonde wig.

Maybe he should see
a psychiatrist.

Absolutely not.

Pembertons do not talk
to psychiatrists.

What he needs is a
positive role model--
that's where I come in.

Oh, God.

(whispers):
Pathetic.

Hmm.

He's right.

You should be ashamed.

Yeah, I'm ashamed
as hell, okay?

Kid's obviously
got some issues.
Yeah, it's probably our fault

he made up Omicron
in the first place.

I'm kind of getting anxious
just thinking about it.

Think I need a cigarette. Yeah.
Should probably
have a cigarette.

Wha...? I can't
believe you two.

What kind of example are
you setting for Benito?

Back off, Alba.
You don't get it.

Don't I?

MICKEY: Is that
a nicotine patch?

Alba, you smoked?

Yes, Alba smoked!

Since I was four years old.

In Guatemala they
would just hand them to
the children like candy.

Oh, you are just full
of surprises.

And now I hide the patches
in my first aid kit in my room

because I am embarrassed.

(sighs)
Maybe we should try it.

Right? I mean, it worked
for her, it could work for us.

Yeah, we got to do something.
Yeah.

Yeah, maybe you go get one now.

Okay.

We were just kids.

Hey, Ben, can we come in?

Hey, buddy.

Listen, we...

feel like we came down on you
pretty hard earlier,

and we are very sorry
about that.

Yeah, we haven't been setting
the best example for you, but...

starting today
that's all gonna change, okay?

'Cause we're getting healthy.
We're getting healthy,

and you know what
we're gonna do first?

Quit smoking cigarettes.

Because they're disgusting,
and they cause

all kinds of nasty
side effects.

Like what?

Like asthma
Mm-hmm.

and bad breath,
yellow teeth,

gross skin...
D...

Did you just point to me
for gross skin?

You don't have great skin.

Wha... All right.

It doesn't matter.
That's all surface stuff,

and everybody knows that
it's what's on the inside

that matters the most.

Let me ask you this

important question:
when you grow up,

you want to turn into
a moody little bitch?

No.

No!

Nobody does, 'cause
it's awful to be around.

So never smoke, got it?
Got it.

Okay. Good.
Does this mean

I can still be
friends with Omicron?

Sure.

Yeah. Just... stay
out of trouble, okay?
Okay.

Maybe wash your
hands and face.

Yeah. Take a shower.

I think he got it, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think he got it.

Honestly, I got it.

Cigarettes are nasty.

I've been looking
for a reason to quit.

Me, too. (sighs)

I feel healthier
already.
Yeah.

Me, too.
Yeah.

Good night.
Good night.

(crickets chirping)

Busted! Oh-ho-ho-ho!

Addict!

You are so weak.
You're one to talk.

Me? No! This?

That's nothing. That's,
like, there was one left.

I didn't want it
just hanging out

Sure.
on my dresser, mocking me.

"Sure."

Wha...? Did you...

did you open a new pack?
I'm responsibly

weaning myself off.
Nah,

you are so full of crap.

So are you.
But guess what,
this is my last one.

I just wanted one more
to remind me how gross
cigarettes are,

and then I am done.

Yeah.
I'm done, 'cause they're gross.

Totally.
Done.

MICKEY:
So, they only come through

Rhode Island, like, once
every ten years, so everybody's

super revved up for this show.

I scalp tickets
in the parking lot,

and, like, ten minutes
before they go onstage,

I down an entire bottle
of cat morphine.

Wait, what the hell is that?

It's morphine for cats.

Right. Stupid question.
Yeah. Right.

Yeah.
So was the show awesome?

Literally no idea.
I came to, like, four days later

in a mental institution
getting my hair braided

by a woman who thought
she was Lou Diamond Phillips.
(laughs)

You are nothing
like my mom.

Oh, yeah? Where do you think
I got the cat morphine?

(laughs)

Give me another one.

Ah.
That's it?

Party's over.
All right, well, give me yours.

No way. You shouldn't have
sucked yours down so fast.

Well, I was in the middle
of a very exciting story.

Wha... You know what?
Okay.

Fine, that's cool.

We're nonsmokers now.
Yeah. We're done.

That's what we wanted.
We got what we wanted.
Mm-hmm.

It's too bad,
'cause that was fun.

It was little fun.
We, uh, became
Yeah.

smoking buddies
just in time to stop.
Right.

I'll see you tomorrow.
Yeah.

Doesn't get much
better than this--

quality time with
your big bro.

Lungs filled with fresh air.

I should get back
to Omicron soon.

Mm, actually,
I spoke with Omicron.

He said you should hang out
with me today.

That's weird. Omicron hates you.

He hates me? What'd I do?

Mm, he just thinks you look
stupid and you stink and stuff.

Yeah? How 'bout you tell Omicron
to say that to my face

so I can slap his bitch ass
right back to the woods.

You can try,
but he's way bigger than you.

Why don't we shut up
about Omicron, okay?

Today is about soaking
up all my knowledge.

Got any questions?
Mm,

what are smells made out of?

Get on the bike.

All right, now, just keep
these handlebars straight

and just keep pedaling
once I let you go, okay?

All right. Now, just keep
your feet on the pedals.

All right? Hey,
you're doing fine.

You're doing great.

Whoa, no,
no, no!

Slow down! Slow down!

(screams, grunts)

(panting)

Oh! Oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, I think
I killed him!

Aah! I killed him! Oh, no!

Anybody!

(high-pitched):
Anybody! Help!

(coughing)
Keep up!

Get off my back!
I didn't berate you

when you barfed all over
the sidewalk. (whimpers)

Yes, you did.
(coughs)
Yeah, I did.

What's this?

Huh?

Hey. Excuse me,
gentlemen.

What's happening?

Guesthouse caught
fire last night.

Oh.
Uh...

You don't think
that we...

No, yeah, I do
think that we.

(whispering): We flicked,
like, 20 butts over the fence.

Let's go.

LIZ:
Hey!

Mackenzie!

Just the person
I wanted to see.

Hey, what's up, Liz?
What's going on?

I'll tell you what's going on.
That sociopath nephew of yours

just burned down my guesthouse.

What? That is so stupid.

Is it?
The little maniac clearly has

some perverted obsession
with me.

Oh, do not flatter yourself.
All that stuff was for Omicron.

Yeah, come on, he's a kid.
He doesn't smoke cigarettes.

How'd you know
it was a cigarette?

I-I didn't know,
but I guessed.
Hey, good-good
guess on the cigarettes.

I did guess it.
Good guess.

It's a good guess. I would've
guessed the same thing.
Yeah, if I said

"fire,"
she would think...
Smokey the Bear!

And then I would
think cigarettes.
Second...

Second,
she'd think "cigarette."
It's just that they...

The-the three go together.
Okay,

okay, okay!
Yeah.

I am done playing games
with you people.

That little creep
is going down for this.

I just tried...
You stop it.

Not now. Let's go.

You took some
tumble today.

You used up every bandage
in Alba's first aid kit.

I feel better already.

Don't worry. Chicks dig scars.

All right.

I'm not the one who
screamed "cigarettes"
to the entire neighborhood.

I know, but I'm
a little scatterbrained, okay?

I haven't gone this long
without a smoke in years.
Yeah, I get it,

but now your little brother
is the prime suspect

in an arson investigation.
So can you work...
I... Yeah.
Miss Mickey?

A man from the fire department
is here to see you.

Hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Good afternoon!
(chuckles)

Hello. I'm
Lieutenant Shields.
Hi.

I'm sorry to bother you,
but I was hoping to speak

to your nephew about
the fire next door.

Okay, you know what,
this is so absurd.

That woman has been irritated
with my family

since she got Tasered
in my foyer.

I just need to ask the boy
a few questions,

and I'll be out of your hair.

(sighs)

Uh, yeah.

I mean, yeah, of course.

We are happy to help.

Knock, knock.
Anybody home?

Ben?

(static)

Ben?

What the hell happened
to your face, buddy?

I fell off my bike.

Are you okay?

Does it hurt?

Well, that's normal.
You know, normal kid stuff.

Bikes and scrapes and stuff.

(stammers) Uh, this guy wants
to ask you a few questions.

Is that okay?

Yeah.
Okay.

Hello, Ben. My name
is Lieutenant Shields.

I'm a fire investigator.

Cool! I love fire.

Well, all right, I mean,
who doesn't, you know?

'Cause fire's...
He's right-- it's cool.

You know? I mean, you dedicated
your life to it, you know?

For all we know, you're the one
who torched the guesthouse.

Excuse me?
Right?

I'm just saying, have you seen
Backdraft? He did it.

Who's "he"?

One of the Baldwin brothers.

Right? Wasn't it?
It wasn't the good one.

It also wasn't the bad one.
Again, it's tough to say.

They all have
the same kind of...

I don't know.
It-It's been a while

since I've seen the movie.
Just a-ask the questions.

Ben, what did you do last night?

I was supposed to see Omicron,

but that neighbor lady
ruined it.

And who's Omicron?

Well, that's
his imaginary friend.

You know,
totally normal, healthy,

sane. (chuckles)
You know.

Uh-huh. Can I talk to Omicron?

I doubt it.
He doesn't like people.

Yeah, he doesn't like people.
Uh, me neither.

What does he think
of your neighbor?

Let's just say
he's not gonna be happy

when he finds out
she got me in trouble.

He'll be like... (gruffly):
"I'll tear the heart out

"of that woman

if she messes
with you, Ben."

(laughs)

Kids.

Aren't they...
Isn't he cute?

Kids. They just say
stupid stuff sometimes.

It's not a big... Okay.
Good job, buddy.

Come on, guy.
(chuckles)

(chuckles) That kid.
G-Great imagination, right?

He's a... he's a good boy.

Ma'am, I've been at this job
a long time,

and sure as I'm standing here
breathing,

that boy burned down
her guesthouse.

You have to see that, right?

W-- no, of course I don't
see that. Wait, I don...

I-I also don't like
what you're insinuating.

I'm not insinuating anything.

Uh...

Oh, that's not good.

Now they definitely think he did
it. What are we gonna do?

I think we're gonna
have to face the music.
Yeah, you're right.

Or, you know,

maybe you could do it.
What?

Well, I just think
it's crazy for all of us

to take the fall for this.

Your life is already over.

How the hell is my life over?

I didn't mean it like that.
I just mean

it's too late
to get it back on track.

Oh, get out of here.
I'm a young woman.

I'm in the prime of my
life. You're a baby.

In fact, you should take the
fall. Because you're a minor,

they'll go easy on you. Plus, it
was most likely your cigarette

that did it.
Oh, yeah?

How do you figure that?
Please, I have seen you

throw away full cherries.
I smoke mine down to the filter.

Like an American.

(exhales)

I've got an idea.

What if-- and hear me out--
we let Ben take the fall?

I'm listening.

I mean,
we know the kid's innocent,

but we can all agree
something ain't right there.

No, he's a freak, for sure.

And he's certainly not thriving
under our supervision.

He's better off without us,
really.

Right. And-and what's the worst
that could happen?

They toss him in a military
academy for a few years?

A little discipline might knock
the weird right out of him.

You know what, he'd probably
come out in great shape, too.

We'd be doing him a huge solid.

It's kind of the kindest thing
we could do for that little boy.

I knew it!
SABRINA: Alba, what the hell?!

You are smoking?

What about Benito?
Don't you care about Benito?

Hey. We're smoking because
we care about Benito.

We're trying to solve a
huge-ass problem over here.

What happened to the patch?

I love the patch.
Wha...?

This combined
with the cigarettes

is a whole new ball game.

MICKEY: Oh, yeah, the
patch is rad, Alba.

Guess what I did with mine.
I slapped it under the pits.

Aw, come on.
Yeah.

Oh, direct line right
to the bloodstream.

Smart.
Yeah.

Shame on both of you.
Hey.

Hey, shame on you for
shaming all over us

for trying to fix a problem.

Either be part of the solution
or get the hell out.

Yeah, Alba.

What's it gonna be?

(humming a tune)

Hey. Just the guy
I wanted to s...

(continues humming)

What you looking for?

Answers.

Well, anyways...

I just wanted to say sorry
about the whole bike thing.

Don't worry, I'll tell Omicron
it was an accident.

(chuckles softly):
It wa an accident.

(gruff voice):
I hope he sees it that way.

The point is...
I thought the two of us

can, you know,
just chill and watch a movie.

I can't. I got to
be in the woods.

What's the hammer for?

To bash stuff.

What kind of stuff?

Anything that gets in our way.

Excuse me.

(water running)

Well, well, well.

You find yourself
in quite the predicament.

Confess and Ben goes free while
you spend your life in chains,

or stay silent

and betray an innocent boy.

Yeah, we get what's going on--
we just explained it to you.

Well, seems there's
only one solution.

Un vagabundo.

A... what?

Nomad. A drifter.

A man with no ties to society

who could be easily forgotten.

What are you even talking about?

I do not know.

I feel woozy.

CHIP: Guys, we got
a big prob... (coughing)

W...

Well, this is just
fan-frickin-tastic!

Well, it is not
what it looks like.

No. I don't care. Smoke 'em up.

As far as I'm concerned,
you can all get cancer.

Oh, easy!
Too hard, Chip.

While you zeroes are in here
getting high on cigarettes,

Ben's losing his
freakin' mind!

Okay. All right.
Well, I'll talk to him.

Where is he?
Take a
wild guess.

He's in the woods
with freakin' Omicron

doing God knows what.

I'm done.
Uh...

I am done with him.
Okay.

All right.

Yeah, I'm gonna
catch up with you.

(crickets chirping)

Hey, Ben,
is it cool if we come up?

(all gasp)

Ooh, that was very creepy.

Ladies first.

(high-pitched sound repeating)
Uh... ugh.

(exhales)
Hey, buddy, what you doing?

Just hanging out with Omicron.

Yeah, yeah, that's actually
why we came up here.

We wanted to have
a little chat with you

about your buddy Omicron.

Who the hell are you?!

(all yelling over each other)

(Chip and Sabrina whimpering)

(strained voice):
Name's Chester Omicron.

Well, hello, Chester.

He's from Jupiter.
Oh!

Jupiter, Florida.

(sounds of agreement)

Isn't that Dad's coat?
Yeah.

That's my coat.

Ben gave it to me.

Oh, Omicron,
that's Mickey,

Sabrina, oh,
and that's my brother Chip

who said all that
stuff about you.

MICKEY: Uh...
Oh, no, no, I would never,
ever say anything...

You calling him a liar?
No.

SABRINA:
So... Omicron,

what brings you to Greenwich?

I came here to die.

Mm!
Oh.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

SABRINA:
Right.

So... sorry about that.

I got diagnosed with...
(wheezing breath)

lung cancer a few months back

and wandered
into the woods to...

(wheezing breath)

smoke myself to death.

Mm. Um...
Well...

And that's
when I found him.

This little guy's
the best.

Yeah,
he sure is, yeah.

Is he?!

It seems to me you neglect
the hell out of him.

I taught him
how to ride a bike.

You nearly killed him!

For God's sakes,
(wheezing breath)

the kids covered in
nicotine patches.

Oh.
Oh!

Uh-- Chip?

Mm, my-my bad.

Okay, well, that explains
a lot of the behavior.

I don't know where
he'd be without me.

I taught him long division,
(wheezing breath)

how to tell time,

and to whistle.

Show 'em.

(blows air)

We're still
working on that.

This guy saved my life.

(coughing)

(normal voice):
He taught me how to love again.

Oh.

I'd do anything
to repay him.

Oh, yeah?

Anything?

*

Well, uh, this is a
mighty nice sacrifice

you're making for
our family, Mr. Omicron.

I'm doing it for Ben.

Not you.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, nevertheless,
we appreciate it.

If I hear
this kid's smoking,

I'll come back...

and I'll kill you.
Oh.

Yep, got it.
Got it.

And, Ben, I want you
to have something.

If you ever need to talk to me,

just use this
and I'll be there.

Oh, well... oh.

Mm.

Bye, Omicron.

*

(shudders)

Oh.
Ugh.

(relieved sigh)

You folks...
(wheezing breath)

take care...
(wheezing breath)

of yourselves.

Yeah, that's right.

Keep walking, bitch.

(Liz screams)

Okay, let's, uh,
buckle up and hit the road.

Yeah.
Yeah.

(Omicron wheezes)

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