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I'm going down
to South Park.
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Gonna have
myself a time.
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Friendly faces
everywhere.
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Humble folks
without temptation.
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Going down
to South Park.
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Gonna leave my
woes behind.
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Ample parking
day or night.
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People spouting
"howdy neighbor".
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Headed on up
to South Park.
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Gonna see if
I can't unwind.
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So come on down
to South Park.
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And meet some
friends of mine.
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Gentlemen, I understand you are
here to present both sides of an issue.
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I want to
hear you both out,
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and do this in a civil
and constructive manner,
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so that I can give you both the
time and attention you deserve.
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Jimbo, why don't
you begin?
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Mayor, it's about
the South Park flag.
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Oh, Jesus Christ,
not this again.
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We cannot change
the South Park flag, Mayor!
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Mayor, as I've
said before
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I find that flag to be
racist and insensitive.
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Chef, I respect you
very much.
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But you have to understand
that this has been
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the South Park flag
since some of our ancestors,
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like my great-grandfather,
founded this land.
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That flag
represents a time
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when blacks were
persecuted by whites.
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How can a black man
not be bothered by it?
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Alright, Chef, I'll have
my assistants hold up the flag,
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and you tell me what exactly
you find racist about it.
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You don't see anything
wrong with that flag!
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Chef, what about the baseball
team the Cleveland Indians, huh?
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Should they change their name
because it's racist?
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Yeah.
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No, because it's
their history!
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Look, I have gone through
every quiet protest I could.
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I've written everyone,
I've put up signs.
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But now I'm telling you,
this flag will be changed!
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And I'm telling you
it won't!
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Oh boy.
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Okay, children,
in Mr. Garrison's absence,
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I would like to turn the class's
attention to current issues.
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Some people think the South
Park flag should be changed,
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while others believe that
changing the flag is wrong.
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I think this is a perfect
subject for your Debate Club!
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I see that you've already had a
lot of interesting debates this year...
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Pro-Choice vs. Cartman,
Pro-Gun Control vs. Cartman,
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and People Against the Clubbing of
Baby Seals vs. Cartman.
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And apparently, the winner
of all your debates so far
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has been...
Cartman.
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Thaaaaat's right!
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Cartman doesn't
always win!
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He just gets pissed off and goes
home, so we can't debate any more!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Nu-uh, I'm just a better
debater than you guys!
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You don't even know what
you're debating about half the time!
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- Yes, I do!
- No, you don't!
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Oh yeah? Well, screw
you guys, I'm going home!
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Told ya.
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Alright, children,
well unlike Mr. Garrison,
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I want you all to go out and research
this debate before we pick teams.
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Tomorrow you will need
to choose which side
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of this poignant debate
you are on.
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This is
about history, kids!
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If you don't have respect
for your past,
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then you can
never expect to-bird!
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Then you can never expect
to have a future.
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Nowadays, everyone wants
to change mascots and flags
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because they're
not "politically correct."
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But where does
it end?
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I mean, people are
gonna start saying
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that the Denver Broncos
are offensive to horses!
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And then we'll have to...
Squirrel!
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And then we'll have
to change everything
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and pretty soon, all our
history will be forgotten.
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But to really understand the
South Park flag's importance,
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you need to know about
South Park's history.
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Ned here is
a big history buff,
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and he can tell you
the whole story, Ned?
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In 1867, 14 pioneers
from the East Coast
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travelled across
the plains...
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Uh, that's okay dude,
I think we got it.
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Yeah, we got it.
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- You sure?
- Yep.
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You boys go
make me proud now,
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and win that debate...
Chris Peterson!
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Aaaghgh!
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Aw, dammit,
we missed him again!
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Sign up to join me
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as I march into
the mayor's office
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in protest of
the South Park flag!
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You see that children?
Nobody wants to get involved.
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Randy, sign up
to march with me
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against the South Park flag
on Wednesday?
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Ooh, look, Chef, you know
I'm not a racist, but, ah...
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I just don't really feel strongly
one way or the other about the flag.
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Well, alright, Marsh, you're
entitled to your own opinion.
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That's how it is
in this town.
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I haven't gotten one
signature on this damn sheet
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and I've been here
all day!
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We'll march
with you, Chef.
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That's nice, but I need the
support of some registered voters!
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Hey Mackey, sign up
to march on Wednesday?
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Ooh, Wednesday?
Wednesday's tough.
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I guess maybe I could do
something Thursday afternoon.
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Alright, fudge it,
Thursday!
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Anyone else
wanna go Thursday?
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Thursday's no good,
we've got choir council.
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- Oh yeah.
- What about next Sunday?
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Fine!
Next Sunday!
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You mean during
the ball game?
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Yeah, we can't do Sunday.
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Monday?
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- Ooh, I can't do Monday.
- I could do Tuesday.
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Yeah, Tuesday
morning's good.
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You know what would be better
for me is Saturday afternoon.
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Saturday is
perfect for me!
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Yeah, how about
Saturday at 11:30?
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- Yeah. - Okay.
- Sounds good.
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Yeah, I think
that's the best day.
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Okay, on Saturday
we march!
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Ooh, march?
What are we marching for?
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To bring down
the South Park flag!
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Oooh!
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- See you later.
- Marching's not for me.
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Well, I've counted all
your secret ballots, children,
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and it looks like about half of
you think the flag should stay,
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and half think the flag
should be changed.
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How could any of you think that
flag should stay the way it is!
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Save it for
the debate, Wendy!
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Now, I'm going to assign
the debate leaders.
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Who wants to lead the "Flag
Should Stay The Way It Is" team?
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Me, me!
Me, me!
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Stan, how could you
be so insensitive?
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What, dude? I don't see
anything wrong with that flag.
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Yeah, me neither!
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Alright Stan and Kyle, you
can both be the team leaders
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for the "Flag Should Stay
The Way It Is" team.
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Now who wants to lead for the
"Flag Should Be Changed" team?
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Okay, Wendy and Eric
can team up.
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No!
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Alright children,
do your homework
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and let's get ready
for a great debate!
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Hello, Chef!
Hello, Chef!
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My name isn't "Chef"
anymore, children.
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- I've converted to Islam.
- Islam?
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From now on my name is "Abdul
Mohammed Jabar Rauf Kareem Ali".
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With everyone in town being so
insensitive about the flag,
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I find it no longer fitting
to use my slave name!
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Well, we need help
with our Debate Club.
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We have to explain why we think
the flag should not be changed.
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You what?
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You don't think they should
change the flag?
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- Not really.
- Yeah, we don't see what the big deal is.
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Well that figures
you don't.
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Because your
cracker-ass parents
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turned you into little
cracker-ass cracker-racists!
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I never thought I'd live to see this
many of the people I considered friends
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turn against me!
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But Chef, we don't know what
you're talking about-
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But nothin'!
But my ass!
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Fix your own
damn food!
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Okay, now, in order for us to win the
debate to change the South Park flag,
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we will need to do
a lot of research.
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Now, my plan is to divide up
into three research teams.
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We will present
our argument based on-
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It's okay,
I'm here!
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Nice of you
to show up.
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We were just discussing
how we should state our case.
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Yes, this is
a difficult case.
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In order to win
the debate
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we'll need to attack
Stan and Kyle's credibility.
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What?
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That's how you win
these things!
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Butters, take some kids and go dig
up whatever dirt you can on Kyle's past.
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I'm talking "boobie"
magazines, whatever.
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Wu-okay!
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The rest of you,
get us the goods on Stan.
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His mom grounded him once
for setting something on fire,
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let's find out what
that something was...
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And then lie and
say it was a puppy!
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Right!
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Cartman, we can't just attack
Stan and Kyle's credibility!
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We need to present
our side of the debate!
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You're right, we'll need to look
like we've prepared a case too,
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so that they look
all the weaker, good plan.
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So... What's
the issue again?
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The South Park flag!
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Interesting...
And what side are we on?
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Aaaghgh!
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Whoa, calm down, ho!
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Tom, I'm standing out front
of the South Park mayor's office,
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where both sides
of this debate have gathered.
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Change the flag!
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Don't change history!
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Oh brother,
what now?
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Earlier today, the South Park
townspeople voiced their opinions...
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Well, I think that
the flag is racist.
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But then again, it is
a part of our history.
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Well, I guess the flag
is a part of history,
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but I can see
how it is racist.
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I think it is history,
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I think it is racist.
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Well, one thing's for sure,
tensions are high
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and pressure is mounting on the
South Park mayor to do something.
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In the 1960s, there was a monk
who set himself on fire to protest!
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You have left me
no choice!
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To protest your lack
of humanity,
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I will now do the
same thing!
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White power! White
power! White power!
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What's this?
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Ah, Tom it looks as if the KKK
has shown up to voice their opinion!
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Hello, brother, we are here
to support your noble cause!
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Huh? Hey now...
We don't want your support.
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We're not racists,
this is about history.
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Yeah!
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Well, whether you want our
support or not, we're on your side!
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White power!
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White power!
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White power!
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Mr. Garrison,
you're a Klan member?
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No, no,
but Mr. Hat is.
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White power!
White power!
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Ugh, you're such a
racist bastard, Mr. Hat!
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White power!
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Change the flag!
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Don't change history!
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Oh Jesus,
what a mess.
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Chef, we realize that you find
the South Park flag racist,
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and we certainly
understand your case.
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We have been working
diligently on this problem,
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put in a lot of hours and we
have finally altered the flag
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in a way that we think
will make you very happy.
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Gentlemen?
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There,
is that better?
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No, dammit!
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No, but look, he's got
a little smile now.
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See? He's happy, much
better, don't you think?
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Well, some people just won't
work with you at all!
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This is getting
out of hand,
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how do I absolve myself of
any responsibility with this?
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Mayor, the South Park
Elementary children
244
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are discussing the flag issue
in their Debate Club on Friday.
245
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We could use the debate as an
excuse to hold a vote on the issue.
246
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Yes, of course!
247
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Let the children
be responsible!
248
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,308
Everybody loves children!
Tell the press!
249
00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:21,144
South Park Elementary will be
holding a vote on Friday!
250
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,273
This might
come in handy.
251
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,917
It says here that recently
a case was brought before
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00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,544
the South Carolina courts
about their flag.
253
00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:28,610
I warn you,
Bog Monster.
254
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,529
Do not mock
Captain Candycorn!
255
00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,948
Oh yeah? How'd you like I
should kick you in the nuts?
256
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,513
If we could show a parallel
between the South Carolina case...
257
00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,176
Oomf! Oh yeah?
I'll kick you in the nuts!
258
00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,912
Oomf! I'll kick you
in the nuts!
259
00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,163
I'll kick you
in the nuts!
260
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,707
Cartman, why don't you
just go home?
261
00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:44,001
- You aren't helping any!
- You won't let me help!
262
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,046
That's because you're stupid
and you're a racist.
263
00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,022
Touche, but dude, you might
as well let me help you,
264
00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,506
we're in this together.
265
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,471
I mean, just tell me
what to do and I'll do it.
266
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:55,053
Wendy, let Cartman help,
seriously.
267
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:58,890
Wendy, seriously,
the Bog Monster speaketh.
268
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,019
Okay, so since
my dad's a lawyer,
269
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:04,038
he says we can use any of his books
we want, who wants to read them?
270
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,273
Come on you guys, we all
have to work on this!
271
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,501
Kenny, how many of my dad's
mints are you gonna eat, Jesus?
272
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,651
Mph rmph rm rmph rm!
273
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,653
I know your family's poor,
274
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,131
but you can't just eat an entire
bowl of mints for dinner!
275
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,573
Mprh you.
276
00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,009
I don't think we stand
a chance in this debate
277
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,510
because Wendy's
leading the other side.
278
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,368
Dude, you're just saying that
'cause she's your girlfriend.
279
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,329
Mprm rmph rm rmph rm?
280
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,181
Yeah you can have a drink of
water, the dispenser's over there.
281
00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,808
Yeah, you must be thirsty
after eating sixty mints!
282
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,500
Hey boys, how's
the research coming?
283
00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,793
Pretty good,
I guess.
284
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,229
Do you think they should
change the flag?
285
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,588
Oh, uh, I don't know.
286
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,173
Kenny ate
all the mints, Dad.
287
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,298
Oh, those weren't mints,
they were antacid tablets.
288
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,927
Kenny! Kenny! Kenny!
289
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,525
That was a good one!
290
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,277
White power!
White power!
291
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,864
Do not change the flag,
it is a symbol of white power!
292
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,491
White power!
293
00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,534
Ugh, I'm sorry, Chef.
294
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,370
Mr. Hat is a racist
son-of-a-bitch.
295
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,039
Don't apologize for me
to that spearchucker!
296
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,002
Wagh!
297
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,356
How can you all just stand
by and let these racists do this?
298
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,548
Well, Chef,
it's freedom of speech.
299
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,468
We don't like it, but we can't
arrest them for talking.
300
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,113
Should the Klan be allowed to
rally on the steps of the Capitol?
301
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,639
Here's what
some people think.
302
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,641
Well, I think
they are racist,
303
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,018
but I do think freedom
of speech is important.
304
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,562
Well I for one, believe in
freedom of speech,
305
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,232
but then again, I think
they are racists...
306
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,318
I believe that they are
racists, but I do believe in...
307
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,612
Aw, to hell with all of you
indecisive bastards!
308
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,365
On Friday, South Park Elementary
will present a debate
309
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,534
and after the debate,
there will finally be a vote.
310
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:43,286
Preliminary polls show 3
in favor of changing the flag,
311
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:47,165
3 against changing the flag
and 4,382 undecided.
312
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,001
So the pressure is on
those South Park kids!
313
00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:52,462
Well, that's enough rallying
for this afternoon, members!
314
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,089
Let's take
a hot shower.
315
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,758
Hot shower!
Hot shower! Hot shower!
316
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,552
Ned, nobody's gonna
vote for our side
317
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,595
if it's the side those
KKK members are on!
318
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,514
Come on, we gotta
put a stop to them!
319
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,435
I can't believe it,
all the pressure's on us.
320
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,400
I mean, this debate is going to
actually affect the outcome of the vote!
321
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,501
Oh man, we've got to come up
with rebuttals to the history argument.
322
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,569
- Why don't we just talk about the swastika.
- Huh?
323
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,672
I mean, Germany was united
under the swastika, right?
324
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,573
But obviously, history
wasn't as important
325
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:22,009
as changing their views after the
war and stuff, so they changed it.
326
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,702
Hey, that's
a pretty good point, Cartman.
327
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,287
Yeah!
328
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,473
Not bad at all, I'm gonna
make that our first argument!
329
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,582
Cool.
330
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,125
Doublestuff cookies
are my favorite!
331
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,376
Really?
Mine too!
332
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,878
What I really
like to do
333
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,643
is I like to take tops
off of two cookies,
334
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,607
and then put them together
and make quadruple stuffs!
335
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,467
Hey, that's what
I always to do too!
336
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,469
- No way!
- Yeah!
337
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,363
Jesus, I never thought I'd have any
thing in common with you, Cartman.
338
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,387
Me neither!
339
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,455
Well, anyway, let's
get back to work.
340
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,061
Weird, um, okay.
341
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:53,607
Now let's say that first we
talk about the history of the flag.
342
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,609
We can show that the...
343
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,070
Sorry, go ahead.
344
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,947
No, you go ahead.
345
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,991
Mr. Hat, what do you
think you're doing?
346
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,910
There's another
Klan rally tonight.
347
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,620
I have to be there
in fifteen minutes.
348
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,998
Oh no, Mr. Hat, you are not
dragging me to another Klan meeting.
349
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,351
But they're electing a new
assistant to the Grand Dragon.
350
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,919
I might get elected!
351
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,324
Well, good for you,
puppet pants!
352
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,880
I'll have nothing
to do with it!
353
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,445
I'm going whether
you like it or not!
354
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,883
Oh yeah?
355
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,177
I'm not going Mr. Hat
and that's final.
356
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,054
Let's just see you try
and go without me!
357
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,224
Mr. Hat!
358
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:31,144
White power! White power!
White power!
359
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,188
Alright, Ned, we've got
to be careful.
360
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,749
These are mean, evil men
we are dealing with.
361
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,608
Okay.
362
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,085
Dammit, Ned, doesn't that
thing have a volume control?
363
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,110
No.
364
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,071
White power!
White power!
365
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,531
Good evening,
brothers!
366
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,741
Our first order
of business tonight
367
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,953
is to have Brother Anderson
update us on last week's minutes.
368
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,832
Last week we decided that
we hate Blacks and Jews... a lot!
369
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:56,211
Alright, and now, it is time for
us all to come together and...
370
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,712
Do our cake raffle!
371
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,881
Cake raffle!
372
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,384
This week's winner is...
373
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:06,054
2-9-7-4.
374
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,557
I won! I won!
I won the cake!
375
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,392
Good job,
brother!
376
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,404
Cartman!
377
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,079
Say it will be
like this forever.
378
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,123
Okay, it will be
like this forever.
379
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,791
Oh, Cartman.
380
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,299
Brrrrrrrr!
What's wrong with me?
381
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,015
It's okay,
get a grip, girl.
382
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,020
Wendy!
383
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,897
Wendy!
384
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,941
Wendy.
385
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:04,070
Oh God, please don't
let this be happening.
386
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,114
Alright brothers,
listen up!
387
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,284
As you know, this fine city
is holding a vote
388
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,536
on whether or not
to change their flag,
389
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,830
but lynching minorities
is history!
390
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,874
So what are we
gonna do about it?
391
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,960
Let's say that if they change the
flag, we'll burn down the capital!
392
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,129
Yeah!
Yeah!
393
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,633
Let's say that if they change the
flag, we'll never leave this town!
394
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,301
Yeah!
Yeah!
395
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,346
Let's say they should
change the flag!
396
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,097
What's that, brother?
397
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,766
I think we should
switch sides!
398
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,101
Me too,
that's a good idea.
399
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,103
Look, we have to
accept the fact
400
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,664
that most people in the
world hate us, right?
401
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:39,981
Yeah.
Yeah.
402
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,733
So whatever side
we're on,
403
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,735
is the side that's
gonna lose, right?
404
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,528
Right.
Right.
405
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,673
So why don't we all say
that we want the flag changed.
406
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,897
That way, most folks will vote
to keep it the way it is!
407
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,910
Great idea brother!
408
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,828
Yeah!
Yeah!
409
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,914
Alright, it is decided!
410
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,184
We will officially tell everyone
that we want the flag changed,
411
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,918
so that they will all
vote against us!
412
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,670
Hooray!
413
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,004
We're smart!
414
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,798
That worked
perfectly, Ned!
415
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,008
Alright, well, now that
all that's out of the way,
416
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,136
it's time to play "Who's Got The
Silliest Thing On Under Their Robe?"
417
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,472
Hooray!
418
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,069
Jesus, Ned, these guys
are completely nuts.
419
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,487
Yup.
420
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,452
That is the most insane
thing I've ever seen.
421
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,337
I can't believe those
people are on our side.
422
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,206
I mean, is our side
that crazy?
423
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,794
Oh, hello, Chef, big
debate tomorrow, I guess.
424
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,214
Oh Jesus, the robes!
425
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,317
Chef, this isn't what it looks
like! You gotta listen to us...
426
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,218
I ain't gonna listen
to nothing!
427
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,221
This whole cracker-ass town
can kiss my ass!
428
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,601
Ned, I'm startin' to think maybe
history ain't worth defending sometimes.
429
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:03,851
Thanks for
coming over, Bebe.
430
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,775
- I have something to tell you.
- Sure, what?
431
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,570
Bebe, I'm attracted
to Cartman.
432
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,156
Aaaaaaagggghhhhhh!
433
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,490
I know.
434
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,908
Why would you
tell me this?
435
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,535
Why would you
tell anyone this?
436
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,900
Because I don't know
what to do!
437
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,835
I can't concentrate and
if I can't concentrate,
438
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,498
then I can't win
the debate tomorrow!
439
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,084
The whole vote is dependent
on me doing a good job.
440
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,544
Alright, look,
441
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,188
when two people work
closely for a long time,
442
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,339
sometimes they feel what's
called "sexual tension".
443
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,526
Sometimes you just have to act
on the impulse and get it over with.
444
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,218
You mean,
I should kiss him?
445
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,887
Kiss him and get it
out of your system.
446
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,513
Oh God!
447
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,660
Well, I certainly would like
to thank all the parents
448
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,311
for their support
of our Debate Club.
449
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:44,105
I realize that many of you are
torn by the issues as well,
450
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,524
so perhaps the children
can shed some light on us!
451
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,526
We'll start with
Wendy Testaburger,
452
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,821
on the "Flag Should
Be Changed" team!
453
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,329
The, the, uh...
454
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:03,625
The, uh...
455
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,881
The first argument
we, uh...
456
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,758
Lemme start over.
457
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,676
The, uh... oh God!
458
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,678
Could you all excuse me
for a moment?
459
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,191
There, now, the main point
we would like to make
460
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,485
is that often times, it is
prudent to change history.
461
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,445
As times change,
we hope to grow,
462
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,050
and as we grow,
our rules must change,
463
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,241
it is a natural part
of evolution, thank you.
464
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,622
Okay, and Kyle and Stan's team,
your main point?
465
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,168
Our main point is that the
flag shouldn't offend anyone
466
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,355
because killing has been
around since the beginning of time.
467
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,880
All animals kill
468
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,483
and the animals that
don't kill are stupid ones,
469
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:53,925
like cows and
turtles and stuff.
470
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,528
So, people should not be
so upset about killing.
471
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,762
Thank you.
472
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,932
Woah, woah, woah! You just
missed the point entirely!
473
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,787
I'm not mad because the flag
shows somebody getting killed,
474
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,271
it's because
it's racist!
475
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,148
- Racist?
- Racist?
476
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,608
Children, don't you even know
what this argument is about?
477
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,379
That flag is racist because a black
man is being hung by white people!
478
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,113
Ooohhhh!
Ooohhhh!
479
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,698
Ooohhhh?
480
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,158
We didn't really
see it that way.
481
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,076
But that's a black man
up there!
482
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,787
Yeah, but the color of
someone's skin doesn't matter.
483
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,664
Well, of course
it matters when...
484
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:28,668
Oh my God,
wait a minute!
485
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,753
You children didn't
even see the flag
486
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,898
as a black man being hanged
by white people, did you?
487
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,382
No.
No.
488
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,134
Why that is...
489
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,845
That is the most beautiful
thing I've ever heard.
490
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,346
What?
What?
491
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,682
Don't you see?
492
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,702
All this time I thought these
little crackers had turned racist,
493
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,936
when actually,
they were so not racist
494
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:50,940
that they didn't even make a separation
of black and white to begin with.
495
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,026
All they saw when
they looked at that flag
496
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,819
was five people.
497
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:58,990
Yeah.
498
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,242
I'm sorry, children,
I was wrong about you.
499
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,328
But I still think the flag
needs to be changed.
500
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,747
But now I realize that
I almost let racism
501
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,082
turn me into a racist.
502
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,294
Yeah, you know, I suddenly found
myself on the side of Klan members.
503
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,671
I've never had anything
against Blacks, Chef.
504
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,340
Aw, I know you don't, Jimbo.
505
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,925
I've known you for
almost ten years.
506
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,259
You're a good man.
507
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,094
We've been way to divisive
over this, Chef.
508
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,222
Maybe we can come up
with a compromise flag.
509
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,724
Something that everybody
can be happy with.
510
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,411
I think that's a much better start
than me trying to separate myself
511
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,647
from all you
wonderful crackers!
512
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,833
Oh, sweet dude, I don't think we
have to do this stupid debate now!
513
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,359
Stan?
514
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:39,239
Well, this has been an
interesting week in South Park.
515
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,908
We've all done a lot
of growing this week.
516
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,994
Everyone was afraid to
take a stand on this issue.
517
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,955
But now we have learned
once again
518
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,800
that black, white, yellow, brown
or whatever, we are all just people.
519
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,335
And so, I am very excited
to unveil
520
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,337
our new South Park flag!
521
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,093
Wait, I don't get it.
522
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,970
No, see, there's people
of all colors.
523
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,864
And they added a black guy as one
of the hangers too, so it's not racist.
524
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,181
Hooray!
525
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,141
I have to admit it,
that is a lot nicer.
526
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,978
- Whew! I'm sure glad that's over with!
- Me too!
527
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,123
I can't believe how right Bebe was about
feeling under pressure with somebody.
528
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,459
As soon as it was over, all my
feelings for you just vanished!
529
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,860
Oh, yeah,
yeah totally.
530
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,696
I'm totally back to normal,
see ya later!
531
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,364
Yeah, see ya later.
532
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:25,952
Stan!
Stan wait up!
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