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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,923 --> 00:00:04,756 Previously on McLeod's Daughters. 2 00:00:05,594 --> 00:00:06,922 You're stealin' my stuff. 3 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:07,923 Who are you? 4 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:09,485 Well that was gonna be my next question. 5 00:00:09,486 --> 00:00:10,917 I'm a friend of Brick's. 6 00:00:10,918 --> 00:00:11,900 Brick's away. 7 00:00:11,901 --> 00:00:14,037 He needed some more clothes. 8 00:00:14,038 --> 00:00:16,938 Well does the friend of Brick's have a name? 9 00:00:16,939 --> 00:00:19,956 Yeah, a girlfriend actually, Becky. 10 00:00:19,957 --> 00:00:22,996 Well, I'm Jake, I'm filling in for him. 11 00:00:22,997 --> 00:00:24,459 Terrance Dodge, I'm arresting you on a charge 12 00:00:24,460 --> 00:00:25,418 of disposal of stolen goods. 13 00:00:25,419 --> 00:00:26,523 Hey hey, how's this gonna help? 14 00:00:26,524 --> 00:00:27,482 Get in the car Terry. 15 00:00:27,483 --> 00:00:28,956 Get outta here Terry. No leave it, leave it mate. 16 00:00:28,957 --> 00:00:30,013 I'm certain about your opinion on this. 17 00:00:30,014 --> 00:00:31,700 Go on, leave it, leave it. 18 00:00:31,701 --> 00:00:34,919 You're under arrest for the disposal of stolen goods. 19 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:35,878 It's always between us. 20 00:00:35,879 --> 00:00:37,955 (gentle music) 21 00:00:37,956 --> 00:00:39,826 Can't go back and change it can ya? 22 00:00:39,827 --> 00:00:41,285 Worst luck. 23 00:00:41,286 --> 00:00:43,083 Legally I can't withdraw the charge 24 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:45,872 but I'll speak on your behalf in court, explain things. 25 00:00:45,873 --> 00:00:47,663 Better than nothin'. 26 00:00:47,664 --> 00:00:50,433 I'd like you to meet my new business partner. 27 00:00:50,434 --> 00:00:52,433 Ryan McCleod Horse Training. 28 00:00:52,434 --> 00:00:54,430 McCleod Ryan and eventually we'll be getting 29 00:00:54,431 --> 00:00:55,648 into breeding too. 30 00:00:55,649 --> 00:00:56,873 Congratulations. Wow. 31 00:00:56,874 --> 00:00:58,374 Cheers. Cheers. 32 00:00:59,735 --> 00:01:04,735 (suspenseful music) (crickets chirring) 33 00:01:20,219 --> 00:01:23,136 (knocking on door) 34 00:01:30,484 --> 00:01:33,151 All right, all right. 35 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:35,845 Well who is it? 36 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:36,761 I'm coming! 37 00:01:36,762 --> 00:01:39,000 Well don't open the door. 38 00:01:39,001 --> 00:01:40,348 You got a better idea? 39 00:01:40,349 --> 00:01:41,411 Well don't you listen to the news. 40 00:01:41,412 --> 00:01:42,876 A stranger knocks at the door late at night, 41 00:01:42,877 --> 00:01:44,693 says somethin' about his car breaking down. 42 00:01:44,694 --> 00:01:48,111 Next thing you know everybody's murdered. 43 00:01:52,173 --> 00:01:53,923 Hi, my name's Finn. 44 00:01:55,371 --> 00:01:57,348 Look I'm sorry, I know it's late. 45 00:01:57,349 --> 00:01:58,316 My van broke down. 46 00:01:58,317 --> 00:02:01,401 I was kinda hopin' I could use your phone. 47 00:02:01,402 --> 00:02:02,511 Yeah sure you can, 48 00:02:02,512 --> 00:02:05,679 but no one will come out at this time. 49 00:02:07,217 --> 00:02:08,800 How far away is it? 50 00:02:09,978 --> 00:02:11,197 Guess I got lucky. 51 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:14,615 Stupid thing died just outside your gate. 52 00:02:15,531 --> 00:02:19,335 All right, guess we can go on up, have a look. 53 00:02:19,336 --> 00:02:20,838 Claire? 54 00:02:20,839 --> 00:02:23,138 Put the kettle on, I'll be back in a tick. 55 00:02:23,139 --> 00:02:25,340 I'll stick my boots on and see ya out front. 56 00:02:25,341 --> 00:02:28,341 (suspenseful music) 57 00:02:44,374 --> 00:02:45,207 Hello Sergeant. 58 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:46,040 Gungellan Police Station 59 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,463 is unattended at this time. 60 00:02:47,464 --> 00:02:49,381 Please leave a message. 61 00:02:54,684 --> 00:02:56,412 Look I'm sorry about my sister mate. 62 00:02:56,413 --> 00:02:58,876 No I mean she's lived in the city so long 63 00:02:58,877 --> 00:03:01,653 she thinks everyone's a potential ax murderer or rapist 64 00:03:01,654 --> 00:03:03,944 or, oh here we go. 65 00:03:03,945 --> 00:03:06,695 (dramatic music) 66 00:03:08,539 --> 00:03:09,614 All right, whoa. 67 00:03:09,615 --> 00:03:11,454 Well I guess Finn found someone then. 68 00:03:11,455 --> 00:03:12,488 On you Finn. 69 00:03:12,489 --> 00:03:14,510 Thought you'd be back with a crusty old farmer, 70 00:03:14,511 --> 00:03:16,059 not a good looking one. 71 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:18,581 Hey you just stay where you are. 72 00:03:18,582 --> 00:03:20,433 My sister knows where I am, all right? 73 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,925 Hey, it's cool. 74 00:03:21,926 --> 00:03:24,259 I said stay where you are. 75 00:03:25,669 --> 00:03:27,734 Relax, all right. 76 00:03:27,735 --> 00:03:29,152 Give me the rope. 77 00:03:31,662 --> 00:03:32,614 Okay. 78 00:03:32,615 --> 00:03:33,827 Whoa, don't shoot! 79 00:03:33,828 --> 00:03:34,911 Don't move. 80 00:03:35,827 --> 00:03:37,230 Look look, we can explain. 81 00:03:37,231 --> 00:03:38,898 I said don't move. 82 00:03:40,896 --> 00:03:42,063 I'll get it. 83 00:03:44,207 --> 00:03:45,707 Get your hand out. 84 00:04:02,078 --> 00:04:05,411 You might wanna take a look at this Sis. 85 00:04:09,567 --> 00:04:11,553 You're strippers? 86 00:04:11,554 --> 00:04:12,637 Yeah. 87 00:04:15,023 --> 00:04:17,356 You can put 'em down mate. 88 00:04:18,490 --> 00:04:21,073 (upbeat music) 89 00:04:22,134 --> 00:04:27,134 ♪ It'll take some time to find your heart and come back home ♪ 90 00:04:28,896 --> 00:04:32,656 ♪ You could walk for miles, cross every river ♪ 91 00:04:32,657 --> 00:04:35,757 ♪ And find you're not alone ♪ 92 00:04:35,758 --> 00:04:37,283 ♪ 'Cause I'll be there ♪ 93 00:04:37,284 --> 00:04:40,655 ♪ Oh ♪ 94 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,602 ♪ Oh ♪ 95 00:04:42,603 --> 00:04:44,091 ♪ No no ♪ 96 00:04:44,092 --> 00:04:47,409 ♪ Oh ♪ 97 00:04:47,410 --> 00:04:49,259 ♪ Oh ♪ 98 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:54,260 ♪ 'Cause I'll be there ♪ 99 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:59,166 ♪ Ooh ♪ 100 00:05:03,116 --> 00:05:04,471 (all laughing) 101 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,426 Yeah, it's one place. 102 00:05:06,427 --> 00:05:07,677 None for you. 103 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,478 So are we gonna get a preview? 104 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:13,141 No way. 105 00:05:13,142 --> 00:05:14,405 Gungellan's our first show. 106 00:05:14,406 --> 00:05:16,556 And we're still not quite used to the whole stripper thing. 107 00:05:16,557 --> 00:05:18,677 Uh-huh, it's a bit of a first for us too. 108 00:05:18,678 --> 00:05:19,511 Oh yeah. 109 00:05:19,512 --> 00:05:21,062 Was kinda hopin' maybe this afternoon. 110 00:05:21,063 --> 00:05:21,896 No chance. 111 00:05:21,897 --> 00:05:23,600 We gotta order in a new alternator. 112 00:05:23,601 --> 00:05:25,928 That'll take a couple of days at least. 113 00:05:25,929 --> 00:05:26,955 Looks like we're not goin' anywhere. 114 00:05:26,956 --> 00:05:28,225 I'll make a call. 115 00:05:28,226 --> 00:05:32,631 Bummer, guess that means you'll have to stay here then. 116 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:33,690 We'll sort somethin' out. 117 00:05:33,691 --> 00:05:35,215 In the mean time, I've gotta meet Alex 118 00:05:35,216 --> 00:05:37,767 and get some work done. 119 00:05:37,768 --> 00:05:39,987 Me too, pump won't fix itself. 120 00:05:39,988 --> 00:05:40,994 There's plenty of food inside. 121 00:05:40,995 --> 00:05:43,077 Just help yourselves to some cereal. 122 00:05:43,078 --> 00:05:44,176 They've been driving for four hours. 123 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,640 I think they need a cooked breakfast. 124 00:05:45,641 --> 00:05:46,702 Well are you volunteering 125 00:05:46,703 --> 00:05:47,980 'cause I'm going to go and feed the horses. 126 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,933 Oh well I have cooked before. 127 00:05:49,934 --> 00:05:51,565 That's right I remember that one time. 128 00:05:51,566 --> 00:05:53,378 Can I give you hand? 129 00:05:53,379 --> 00:05:54,711 Thanks, I'm all right. 130 00:05:54,712 --> 00:05:56,892 Please stay and enjoy my daughter's cooking. 131 00:05:56,893 --> 00:05:58,163 Your daughter? 132 00:05:58,164 --> 00:06:00,827 I thought you were sisters. 133 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,078 You're welcome anytime. 134 00:06:02,079 --> 00:06:04,662 (gentle music) 135 00:06:15,228 --> 00:06:16,528 I don't know. 136 00:06:16,529 --> 00:06:18,858 I just think it's crazy he'd do it. 137 00:06:18,859 --> 00:06:22,228 Yeah well if you've got it why not flaunt it. 138 00:06:22,229 --> 00:06:23,468 What, you'd do something like that? 139 00:06:23,469 --> 00:06:24,619 Yeah. 140 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:25,936 Point me at some women, I get my gear on. 141 00:06:25,937 --> 00:06:28,762 Oh that's right, karaoke 1997. 142 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,533 Oh yeah, aided and abetted by Nick's home brew. 143 00:06:31,534 --> 00:06:34,218 Looked good though didn't I? 144 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:36,108 Now remember you're here as a silent partner 145 00:06:36,109 --> 00:06:38,484 to show support and a full wallet, that's it. 146 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,376 Trust me, my lips are sealed Claire. 147 00:06:40,377 --> 00:06:42,684 Good, oh, and if his wife shows up 148 00:06:42,685 --> 00:06:44,056 try and keep your clothes on will ya. 149 00:06:44,057 --> 00:06:45,635 Go on, get in there. 150 00:06:45,636 --> 00:06:47,582 Well I like your training techniques Claire 151 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,788 but what about Australian Bloodlines. 152 00:06:49,789 --> 00:06:51,193 Don't worry about them Neil, 153 00:06:51,194 --> 00:06:52,729 they're outta the picture. 154 00:06:52,730 --> 00:06:55,294 How long you reckon till Casino's ready? 155 00:06:55,295 --> 00:06:59,163 Oh I think there's been a bit of a break. 156 00:06:59,164 --> 00:07:00,733 Two to four months. 157 00:07:00,734 --> 00:07:01,567 I reckon we could have him ready 158 00:07:01,568 --> 00:07:03,827 for the Gungellan show, okay? 159 00:07:03,828 --> 00:07:05,397 But we couldn't guarantee that. 160 00:07:05,398 --> 00:07:06,668 But you'd have my word Neil, 161 00:07:06,669 --> 00:07:09,376 it's better than a guarantee. 162 00:07:09,377 --> 00:07:10,727 And, how much? 163 00:07:10,728 --> 00:07:12,145 Same as before. 164 00:07:13,201 --> 00:07:15,611 Look, as a sweetener Neil, 165 00:07:15,612 --> 00:07:18,420 we'll cover Casino's cost in the show, okay? 166 00:07:18,421 --> 00:07:19,815 That wasn't in the contract Alex. 167 00:07:19,816 --> 00:07:22,506 But it can be in the new contract Claire. 168 00:07:22,507 --> 00:07:24,199 Could you excuse us for a second? 169 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,161 (dramatic music) 170 00:07:27,162 --> 00:07:28,389 What are you doing? 171 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:30,156 You know Casino won't be ready by then. 172 00:07:30,157 --> 00:07:33,385 Look, first rule of salesmanship, tell the customer 173 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,585 what he wants to hear. 174 00:07:34,586 --> 00:07:38,141 We'll deal with the show when the time comes, all right? 175 00:07:38,142 --> 00:07:40,973 So Neil, you're an intelligent man 176 00:07:40,974 --> 00:07:42,920 and you know a good deal when you saw one. 177 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,307 So what do you say? 178 00:07:44,308 --> 00:07:47,891 Oh, I'll think about and get back to you. 179 00:07:50,991 --> 00:07:53,659 Which part of silent partner don't you understand? 180 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:55,857 I had to do something you were losing him, all right? 181 00:07:55,858 --> 00:07:57,906 I am the trainer. 182 00:07:57,907 --> 00:07:59,986 Yeah and you're a good trainer Claire. 183 00:07:59,987 --> 00:08:00,820 But what you know about selling 184 00:08:00,821 --> 00:08:03,420 isn't fit to fertilize Killarney. 185 00:08:03,421 --> 00:08:05,017 (scoffs) Thanks a lot mate. 186 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,639 Actually I know quite a bit about fertilizer 187 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,723 than your like. Oh yeah, turn it up. 188 00:08:14,524 --> 00:08:16,654 Oh, I reckon there's a sauce spoon under the sink 189 00:08:16,655 --> 00:08:19,516 you might have forgotten to use. 190 00:08:19,517 --> 00:08:22,747 (upbeat music) 191 00:08:22,748 --> 00:08:26,135 So you girls run this whole place by yourselves? 192 00:08:26,136 --> 00:08:26,969 Yup. 193 00:08:31,459 --> 00:08:33,134 I gave the mechanic in Gungellan a call. 194 00:08:33,135 --> 00:08:35,174 He said that he can get an alternator in by tomorrow. 195 00:08:35,175 --> 00:08:36,186 Oh that's too late. 196 00:08:36,187 --> 00:08:37,638 We've got the hall booked tonight. 197 00:08:37,639 --> 00:08:40,527 We gotta drive around and deliver fliers. 198 00:08:40,528 --> 00:08:41,965 Well you can try the mechanic in Fischer 199 00:08:41,966 --> 00:08:43,137 but I don't like your chances. 200 00:08:43,138 --> 00:08:45,721 (Finn belches) 201 00:08:46,704 --> 00:08:48,909 Sorry, it's been a bit crook. 202 00:08:48,910 --> 00:08:49,981 Huh, could it be the idea of going naked 203 00:08:49,982 --> 00:08:51,863 in front of the whole town maybe? 204 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:52,921 No that doesn't bother me. 205 00:08:52,922 --> 00:08:55,251 But if no one knows about the show then. 206 00:08:55,252 --> 00:08:57,144 Hey that's okay I can drive you round. 207 00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:59,925 Uh, no you can't, you've got work to do. 208 00:08:59,926 --> 00:09:00,961 But Mum? 209 00:09:00,962 --> 00:09:04,001 The boys can get a lift into town with the mail van. 210 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,502 You can start with the dishes. 211 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:11,991 I'll get the gear out the Kombi. 212 00:09:11,992 --> 00:09:13,672 Uh, a lift won't do it. 213 00:09:13,673 --> 00:09:16,064 We need that van to put up posters 214 00:09:16,065 --> 00:09:18,549 and deliver fliers, otherwise. 215 00:09:18,550 --> 00:09:19,963 That's all right, I can do ring around. 216 00:09:19,964 --> 00:09:21,582 Ah, it's not enough. 217 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:22,416 Why not? 218 00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:24,553 (dramatic music) 219 00:09:24,554 --> 00:09:26,471 We need a full house. 220 00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:31,261 I wouldn't ask but it's not for us. 221 00:09:33,844 --> 00:09:36,677 Finn it's okay, you can tell me. 222 00:09:38,558 --> 00:09:41,443 We're raising money for Michael's little brother. 223 00:09:41,444 --> 00:09:42,861 What about him? 224 00:09:45,296 --> 00:09:48,546 He's in a tractor accident last year. 225 00:09:49,911 --> 00:09:50,744 It's bad. 226 00:10:00,581 --> 00:10:01,658 Hey. 227 00:10:01,659 --> 00:10:02,492 Hey. 228 00:10:02,493 --> 00:10:04,173 My seeds arrived yet? 229 00:10:04,174 --> 00:10:05,593 I reckon. 230 00:10:05,594 --> 00:10:07,071 Really, where? 231 00:10:07,072 --> 00:10:09,103 Can't miss 'em. 232 00:10:09,104 --> 00:10:10,437 Come on Oscar. 233 00:10:13,355 --> 00:10:15,065 So I've been researching this for months. 234 00:10:15,066 --> 00:10:16,654 I've got the land, I've tested the soil, 235 00:10:16,655 --> 00:10:18,602 and I got a real bargain on the seeds. 236 00:10:18,603 --> 00:10:20,358 300 bags instead of a field bin. 237 00:10:20,359 --> 00:10:21,442 Mm. 238 00:10:23,793 --> 00:10:24,626 Wow. 239 00:10:26,284 --> 00:10:28,540 300 bags is really quite a lot isn't it? 240 00:10:28,541 --> 00:10:30,853 Yeah, I reckon you got yourself a real bargain. 241 00:10:30,854 --> 00:10:33,437 (gentle music) 242 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,551 I got your message. 243 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:39,699 Oh I'm sorry, I forgot to call you back. 244 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,083 That's okay Tess, I rang earlier. 245 00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:43,021 Claire told me you were still alive. 246 00:10:43,022 --> 00:10:44,664 Oh right. 247 00:10:44,665 --> 00:10:45,965 Can I get you a drink or something? 248 00:10:45,966 --> 00:10:48,903 Actually, you wouldn't know where Meg is would you? 249 00:10:48,904 --> 00:10:51,349 Yeah, she's in the veggie garden Frank. 250 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:53,007 Got a lotta seeds there. 251 00:10:53,008 --> 00:10:55,091 That'll take some moving. 252 00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:06,143 So what does your girlfriend think of your stripping? 253 00:11:06,144 --> 00:11:08,717 Oh, I don't have a girlfriend. 254 00:11:08,718 --> 00:11:09,551 Really? 255 00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:13,433 Good looking boy like you. 256 00:11:13,434 --> 00:11:14,267 Thanks. 257 00:11:15,451 --> 00:11:16,308 Well don't worry, after tonight 258 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:19,043 they'll be beating a path to your door. 259 00:11:19,044 --> 00:11:19,877 Meg. 260 00:11:21,027 --> 00:11:23,802 Oh Frank, almost didn't recognize you. 261 00:11:23,803 --> 00:11:25,803 Could I have a minute? 262 00:11:27,772 --> 00:11:29,315 It's about Terry's charge. 263 00:11:29,316 --> 00:11:31,436 Trial's coming up and I was wondering if you'd be 264 00:11:31,437 --> 00:11:33,201 a character witness. 265 00:11:33,202 --> 00:11:34,035 It's pretty straightforward. 266 00:11:34,036 --> 00:11:35,366 You'll be asked how long you've known Terry, 267 00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:37,744 exactly the nature of your relationship. 268 00:11:37,745 --> 00:11:38,972 In court? 269 00:11:38,973 --> 00:11:42,435 It's simple, 15 minutes, you aren't on trial. 270 00:11:42,436 --> 00:11:44,128 I'm sorry I can't help you. 271 00:11:44,129 --> 00:11:46,035 But he could go to jail. 272 00:11:46,036 --> 00:11:49,247 You should've thought of that before you pressed charges. 273 00:11:49,248 --> 00:11:50,508 I know that was my mistake. 274 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:51,836 Certainly was. 275 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:52,670 So you'll do it? 276 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,503 No. 277 00:11:53,503 --> 00:11:54,336 Why? 278 00:11:54,337 --> 00:11:56,753 My reasons are my business. 279 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,215 Hey Tess, you don't wanna go for a drive do you? 280 00:12:03,216 --> 00:12:04,049 Past a few mailboxes. 281 00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:05,651 I've got some fliers that need delivering. 282 00:12:05,652 --> 00:12:07,498 Sure if you can snap fingers and have these packed away 283 00:12:07,499 --> 00:12:08,955 before Claire gets back. 284 00:12:08,956 --> 00:12:10,078 No, too late. 285 00:12:10,079 --> 00:12:12,306 Hey we do have a house filled with able bodied men 286 00:12:12,307 --> 00:12:13,140 for a change. 287 00:12:13,141 --> 00:12:14,317 Try and let me do the talking. 288 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,582 You're making me look bad Alex. 289 00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:18,428 Just keep your big mouth shut. 290 00:12:18,429 --> 00:12:19,436 Claire, will you listen? 291 00:12:19,437 --> 00:12:20,351 We have to work together. 292 00:12:20,352 --> 00:12:23,511 No, no we don't actually we can work apart. 293 00:12:23,512 --> 00:12:26,117 Here's your half of the client list, 294 00:12:26,118 --> 00:12:28,183 we can see who gets the most clients. 295 00:12:28,184 --> 00:12:29,049 Yeah fine, bring it on. 296 00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:30,505 Yup. Anytime, any service. 297 00:12:30,506 --> 00:12:31,339 Don't worry, I'll get rid of them. 298 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:32,412 You don't have to do a thing. 299 00:12:32,413 --> 00:12:33,246 What? 300 00:12:33,246 --> 00:12:34,079 My organic wheat seeds, 301 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,609 they'll be moved before you know it. 302 00:12:36,610 --> 00:12:39,111 You said wheat, you never said organic. 303 00:12:39,112 --> 00:12:40,761 Well apart from making good business sense 304 00:12:40,762 --> 00:12:42,471 they're environmentally friendly and organic produce 305 00:12:42,472 --> 00:12:43,885 sells for 20% more so I just thought it'd be- 306 00:12:43,886 --> 00:12:45,006 Won't the whole property 307 00:12:45,007 --> 00:12:46,567 have to be chemical free? 308 00:12:46,568 --> 00:12:49,318 (dramatic music) 309 00:12:50,787 --> 00:12:51,787 Oh bugger. 310 00:12:53,074 --> 00:12:54,241 Bugger bugger. 311 00:12:56,018 --> 00:12:57,106 Look I'm not tryin' to pester you, 312 00:12:57,107 --> 00:12:58,186 but I just don't understand. 313 00:12:58,187 --> 00:13:00,648 You already stuck up for him once. 314 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:03,140 That was in a police station, not in a public court. 315 00:13:03,141 --> 00:13:04,854 What's the difference. 316 00:13:04,855 --> 00:13:07,145 Who else is speaking for Terry. 317 00:13:07,146 --> 00:13:09,467 Well me of course as the person who charged him, 318 00:13:09,468 --> 00:13:12,124 Harry as his employer, Alex who works with him. 319 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,287 And what capacity would I be speaking in? 320 00:13:14,288 --> 00:13:16,121 Well as his, friend. 321 00:13:17,116 --> 00:13:18,469 You've known him longer than anyone. 322 00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:20,478 Terry and I are more than friends. 323 00:13:20,479 --> 00:13:21,990 So. 324 00:13:21,991 --> 00:13:24,837 Perhaps it's the worst kept secret but, 325 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,836 there's a difference between everyone thinking 326 00:13:26,837 --> 00:13:29,924 they know your business and getting up a spelling it out. 327 00:13:29,925 --> 00:13:31,968 You care that much what other people think? 328 00:13:31,969 --> 00:13:33,040 This is a country town Frank, 329 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:34,239 you've been here five minutes 330 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,091 and you're probably only gonna be here another five. 331 00:13:36,092 --> 00:13:37,759 I have to live here. 332 00:13:39,154 --> 00:13:41,846 (upbeat music) 333 00:13:41,847 --> 00:13:43,703 I don't know how many times I've spoken to them 334 00:13:43,704 --> 00:13:45,016 and no one ever mentioned anything 335 00:13:45,017 --> 00:13:48,152 about the entire property converting to organics. 336 00:13:48,153 --> 00:13:50,236 Oh, what are you doin'? 337 00:13:53,362 --> 00:13:54,262 (man retching) 338 00:13:54,263 --> 00:13:56,012 What's up with him? 339 00:13:57,566 --> 00:13:59,300 Okay it's tonight and so you have to help. 340 00:13:59,301 --> 00:14:00,259 I've got Craig delivering fliers 341 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:02,511 but not everyone's gonna see them. 342 00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:03,365 Where's the dog meat? 343 00:14:03,366 --> 00:14:05,925 So I've made up a list if you can do a ring around. 344 00:14:05,926 --> 00:14:07,205 It was in there last night. 345 00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:08,768 Uh, Mum, this is important okay. 346 00:14:08,769 --> 00:14:10,183 When you talk to them you have to remember to tell them 347 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:11,737 about Michael's little brother. 348 00:14:11,738 --> 00:14:12,571 I was gonna toss it out 349 00:14:12,572 --> 00:14:15,354 'cause it was a bit on the turn. 350 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,105 Jodi did you move it? 351 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:20,106 Mum who cares about off, dog meat? 352 00:14:22,481 --> 00:14:25,064 (man retching) 353 00:14:35,058 --> 00:14:37,558 They were fine a minute ago. 354 00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:39,517 Oh my God! 355 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:42,367 I've poisoned the strippers. 356 00:14:36,828 --> 00:14:39,578 (dramatic music) 357 00:14:44,556 --> 00:14:45,920 Take a sip. 358 00:14:45,921 --> 00:14:48,504 (men groaning) 359 00:14:55,141 --> 00:14:56,592 You gonna throw up? 360 00:14:56,593 --> 00:14:59,093 (men moaning) 361 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:03,588 You know maybe it wasn't the meat. 362 00:15:03,589 --> 00:15:05,269 I mean you're not sick. 363 00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:06,405 Well I didn't have any. 364 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,644 I thought it tasted a bit funny 365 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:10,417 but I didn't want to say anything. 366 00:15:10,418 --> 00:15:13,067 Hey, what are we gonna do about the show? 367 00:15:13,068 --> 00:15:13,901 What? 368 00:15:13,902 --> 00:15:14,998 We have to do something. 369 00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:17,405 Michael's little brother was injured in a tractor accident 370 00:15:17,406 --> 00:15:19,941 a few months ago and now he's in a wheelchair. 371 00:15:19,942 --> 00:15:21,273 Oh my that's horrible. 372 00:15:21,274 --> 00:15:23,066 Well he's getting released from hospital in a few weeks 373 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:24,651 and they're tryin' to raise money so they can have 374 00:15:24,652 --> 00:15:27,789 the wheelchair ramps and rails all ready for him. 375 00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:29,916 All right, what can we do? 376 00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:32,707 (chuckles) We could always strip ourselves. 377 00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:34,361 No, Mum would kill me. (horn honking) 378 00:15:34,362 --> 00:15:36,656 Well there's the mail. 379 00:15:36,657 --> 00:15:37,699 Aha. 380 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:40,367 (upbeat music) 381 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:49,388 Hey, thank you so much for doing this Craig. 382 00:15:49,389 --> 00:15:51,202 I'm only delivering fliers. 383 00:15:51,203 --> 00:15:52,912 Uh, you know what? 384 00:15:52,913 --> 00:15:54,445 There is one other little thing. 385 00:15:54,446 --> 00:15:58,437 You see the strippers have come down with food poisoning. 386 00:15:58,438 --> 00:15:59,806 There's a slight possibility it was my fault 387 00:15:59,807 --> 00:16:00,902 so I have to find replacements. 388 00:16:00,903 --> 00:16:01,888 Jodi. Wait I'm not finished. 389 00:16:01,889 --> 00:16:03,978 I know it's a lot to ask but remember it's for a little boy 390 00:16:03,979 --> 00:16:05,587 who really needs the money and it would only mean 391 00:16:05,588 --> 00:16:07,697 being fully naked for like a few seconds. 392 00:16:07,698 --> 00:16:08,920 Jodi. I'll be forever grateful. 393 00:16:08,921 --> 00:16:10,004 I'll do it. 394 00:16:11,018 --> 00:16:13,996 You will? Sure, no problem. 395 00:16:13,997 --> 00:16:14,997 Thank you. 396 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:19,722 You want me to get my gear off? 397 00:16:19,723 --> 00:16:20,744 Yeah. 398 00:16:20,745 --> 00:16:22,838 In front of the whole town? 399 00:16:22,839 --> 00:16:23,839 Well yeah. 400 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:28,922 Why not, there's nothin' on television tonight anyway. 401 00:16:28,923 --> 00:16:29,792 You'll do it? 402 00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:32,243 Yeah, it's for a good cause isn't it? 403 00:16:32,244 --> 00:16:33,452 Thank you. 404 00:16:33,453 --> 00:16:37,036 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 405 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:42,819 I don't know. 406 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:44,612 You know I mean I've never stripped off naked 407 00:16:44,613 --> 00:16:47,157 in front of a crowd of strangers before. 408 00:16:47,158 --> 00:16:49,441 There's nothing to it. 409 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,904 Is that right? 410 00:16:50,905 --> 00:16:53,434 Yeah, you just gotta smile 411 00:16:53,435 --> 00:16:56,485 and take your clothes off, slowly. 412 00:16:56,486 --> 00:16:58,819 Ah, oh you mean like this? 413 00:17:00,197 --> 00:17:01,530 Yeah but slow. 414 00:17:04,113 --> 00:17:04,946 And sexier. 415 00:17:04,947 --> 00:17:07,501 You're not takin' your clothes off to put in the wash, 416 00:17:07,502 --> 00:17:09,651 you're doin' a strip. 417 00:17:09,652 --> 00:17:12,235 (gentle music) 418 00:17:17,521 --> 00:17:18,354 Nice. 419 00:17:20,311 --> 00:17:21,144 Very nice. 420 00:17:25,782 --> 00:17:28,696 (Becky laughs) 421 00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:31,173 Yeah, that should do it. 422 00:17:31,174 --> 00:17:33,139 (laughing) 423 00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:35,758 You know they're all cute, but Finn's the best. 424 00:17:35,759 --> 00:17:37,368 Demarcated land. 425 00:17:37,369 --> 00:17:38,369 This is a huge property, 426 00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:39,594 it's not like I'm gonna plant my wheat 427 00:17:39,595 --> 00:17:41,271 right next to the sheep dip. 428 00:17:41,272 --> 00:17:42,801 You know they're never gonna forgive me. 429 00:17:42,802 --> 00:17:43,681 I've ruined everything. 430 00:17:43,682 --> 00:17:44,829 Does the whole place have to be organic 431 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,518 before I can plant my seeds? 432 00:17:46,519 --> 00:17:47,672 Tess, it's five hours to the show 433 00:17:47,673 --> 00:17:48,992 and we've only got three guys. 434 00:17:48,993 --> 00:17:50,227 Four. 435 00:17:50,228 --> 00:17:51,061 Four. 436 00:17:51,062 --> 00:17:52,924 Yeah, the new guy from Killarney, Jake. 437 00:17:52,925 --> 00:17:56,460 If you ask Nick that's five, perfect. 438 00:17:56,461 --> 00:17:57,432 No no, I can't I've gotta... 439 00:17:57,433 --> 00:17:59,561 We'll move the seeds. 440 00:17:59,562 --> 00:18:02,812 Come on he won't say no if you ask him. 441 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:05,959 No. 442 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,950 But I promise I won't look. 443 00:18:08,951 --> 00:18:09,848 Sorry. 444 00:18:09,849 --> 00:18:12,870 Well, I might take a peek but I won't take any photos 445 00:18:12,871 --> 00:18:15,925 or if I do they definitely won't be published on the net. 446 00:18:15,926 --> 00:18:18,387 Well Craig and Jake and Terry, they're all doing it. 447 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,096 Am I gonna have to tell everyone you're too shy? 448 00:18:20,097 --> 00:18:21,411 You can tell them whatever you like. 449 00:18:21,412 --> 00:18:24,160 I've seen you dance Nick, you're very cute when you dance. 450 00:18:24,161 --> 00:18:25,736 This'll be the same thing except you're naked. 451 00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:27,594 I'm not doing it. 452 00:18:27,595 --> 00:18:29,909 But why, I mean there must be some reason... 453 00:18:29,910 --> 00:18:31,246 This is ridiculous. 454 00:18:31,247 --> 00:18:33,319 It's another one of your dumb ideas. 455 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,737 I don't want anything to do with it so just back off. 456 00:18:43,487 --> 00:18:46,070 This is totin' wheat. 457 00:18:53,552 --> 00:18:54,901 Is he gonna do it? 458 00:18:54,902 --> 00:18:56,362 Nope. 459 00:18:56,363 --> 00:18:57,666 Why not? 460 00:18:57,667 --> 00:19:00,775 Let's just get on with it. 461 00:19:00,776 --> 00:19:02,520 (upbeat music) 462 00:19:02,521 --> 00:19:04,513 Well he's obedient, responsive. 463 00:19:04,514 --> 00:19:06,075 Now all he needs to be a great stud horse 464 00:19:06,076 --> 00:19:07,334 is the right trainin'. 465 00:19:07,335 --> 00:19:09,947 You'll have all the security of the Ryan name, 466 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:12,392 Killarney's top notch facilities and reputation. 467 00:19:12,393 --> 00:19:14,051 Yeah well I'm in charge of the training 468 00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:16,417 and I've got a partner for the financial backing 469 00:19:16,418 --> 00:19:17,477 but he's silent. 470 00:19:17,478 --> 00:19:20,310 See now I'm in charge of all the financial backing. 471 00:19:20,311 --> 00:19:21,655 Now I have a partner for the training. 472 00:19:21,656 --> 00:19:23,979 But I can assure you I've got the money. 473 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:26,440 Oh, well not me personally but... 474 00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:28,486 Obviously Warren I'm not personally doing the training 475 00:19:28,487 --> 00:19:29,346 so I couldn't say. 476 00:19:29,347 --> 00:19:31,818 No, no I'm not hiding anything I just. 477 00:19:31,819 --> 00:19:33,582 So you'll call? 478 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:36,500 Or should I give you a call then? 479 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:53,401 Hey, I thought Patterson was on my list. 480 00:19:53,402 --> 00:19:55,023 Oh I just saw him. 481 00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:56,691 Yeah, how'd it go? 482 00:19:57,543 --> 00:19:59,507 Yeah he's gonna ring when he's decided. 483 00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:00,777 Good. 484 00:20:00,778 --> 00:20:01,633 How are you going? 485 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,710 Excellent, yeah. 486 00:20:02,711 --> 00:20:03,544 Good. 487 00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:06,342 Well I've still got a couple more to see. 488 00:20:06,343 --> 00:20:07,916 Yeah me too. See you at Drovers then. 489 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:08,888 Yeah righto, good luck. 490 00:20:08,889 --> 00:20:10,039 (scoffs) Don't need it. 491 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,707 (Alex scoffing) 492 00:20:21,399 --> 00:20:23,232 How'd you go? 493 00:20:25,466 --> 00:20:26,299 You? 494 00:20:28,006 --> 00:20:31,923 No one's signed up. I haven't gotten anyone. 495 00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:34,603 They wanted to meet the trainer. 496 00:20:34,604 --> 00:20:35,854 Mine finance. 497 00:20:40,183 --> 00:20:41,626 Looks like we're stuck with each other. 498 00:20:41,627 --> 00:20:43,544 Yeah, looks that way. 499 00:20:45,868 --> 00:20:46,701 Well. 500 00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:49,442 Look, if we're gonna work together 501 00:20:49,443 --> 00:20:50,276 you just gotta understand 502 00:20:50,277 --> 00:20:52,067 I've got a certain way of doing things. 503 00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:54,845 Yeah, but it's not the only way, right? 504 00:20:54,846 --> 00:20:57,713 But I'm the trainer so it's my way that counts. 505 00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,504 Claire without my money you've got nothin' to train. 506 00:20:59,505 --> 00:21:00,712 Oh we'll see about that. What's that 507 00:21:00,713 --> 00:21:01,595 supposed to mean? It means I'm calling 508 00:21:01,596 --> 00:21:02,951 this whole thing off. 509 00:21:02,952 --> 00:21:04,018 No you're not, I am. 510 00:21:04,019 --> 00:21:05,623 Right, that's it! 511 00:21:05,624 --> 00:21:06,581 You two should hear yourself. 512 00:21:06,582 --> 00:21:07,910 This isn't just about business, you're friends 513 00:21:07,911 --> 00:21:11,334 and if you don't sort it out then it's all over. 514 00:21:11,335 --> 00:21:13,918 (gentle music) 515 00:21:32,076 --> 00:21:34,783 Came to borrow the combine if that's okay. 516 00:21:34,784 --> 00:21:37,527 It's no good to you it's got chemical residue. 517 00:21:37,528 --> 00:21:39,930 Actually I'm gonna plant my wheat in the regular way. 518 00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:43,636 At least try and get some of my investment back. 519 00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:47,554 It's a shame, there's good money in organics. 520 00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,350 And I came to apologize. 521 00:21:54,109 --> 00:21:57,874 I didn't mean to push it about the stripper thing. 522 00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:01,384 So I promise I won't mention it again. 523 00:22:01,385 --> 00:22:02,635 Friends? Yeah. 524 00:22:05,303 --> 00:22:07,622 But hypothetically in a friends again sort of a way 525 00:22:07,623 --> 00:22:09,351 I think you would've been terrific 526 00:22:09,352 --> 00:22:11,366 but I can understand why you don't wanna do it. 527 00:22:11,367 --> 00:22:12,200 I mean, it's a really big thing 528 00:22:12,201 --> 00:22:13,352 getting naked in front of a whole... 529 00:22:13,353 --> 00:22:14,728 You really wanna know why I don't wanna go on a stage 530 00:22:14,729 --> 00:22:17,146 in front of all those people? 531 00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:21,265 Do ya, do you really wanna know? 532 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,343 Sure. 533 00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:33,835 Wow, musta' hurt. 534 00:22:37,473 --> 00:22:40,473 It's not the pain that bothers me. 535 00:22:51,223 --> 00:22:52,556 I didn't know. 536 00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:55,516 Now you do. 537 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:03,330 Well what I see is a gorgeous guy with war wounds. 538 00:23:03,331 --> 00:23:05,831 That's not the way I see it. 539 00:23:07,671 --> 00:23:09,853 I guess it's about whether you wear your scars 540 00:23:09,854 --> 00:23:11,771 or your scars wear you. 541 00:23:29,644 --> 00:23:32,147 Well the trouble is every time one of us says something 542 00:23:32,148 --> 00:23:33,431 the other one disagrees. 543 00:23:33,432 --> 00:23:34,599 No we don't. 544 00:23:36,571 --> 00:23:38,586 I don't know maybe we do. 545 00:23:38,587 --> 00:23:40,958 I reckon we go to Neil Thompson's tomorrow 546 00:23:40,959 --> 00:23:43,494 and we just try agreeing with each other. 547 00:23:43,495 --> 00:23:46,253 I can't see the point Claire. 548 00:23:46,254 --> 00:23:47,087 Let's give it a go. 549 00:23:47,088 --> 00:23:50,653 All right, now I say something and you say something. 550 00:23:50,654 --> 00:23:51,525 Then I say something. 551 00:23:51,526 --> 00:23:52,844 And you say something short. 552 00:23:52,845 --> 00:23:53,678 Okay. 553 00:23:54,565 --> 00:23:56,037 Right. 554 00:23:56,038 --> 00:23:58,371 See you tomorrow. Tomorrow. 555 00:24:05,754 --> 00:24:07,004 Psst, hey Jodi. 556 00:24:09,225 --> 00:24:11,176 I hear you're lookin' for strippers. 557 00:24:11,177 --> 00:24:12,403 Yeah. 558 00:24:12,404 --> 00:24:13,704 Well I've had experience. 559 00:24:13,705 --> 00:24:16,347 Karaoke 1997, I was a huge success. 560 00:24:16,348 --> 00:24:18,348 Oh, I don't know Alex. 561 00:24:19,954 --> 00:24:22,017 I mean you're a bit late. 562 00:24:22,018 --> 00:24:25,148 All the other guys had to go through a pretty grueling 563 00:24:25,149 --> 00:24:28,147 audition process and well you don't even 564 00:24:28,148 --> 00:24:30,625 really know the routine do you? 565 00:24:30,626 --> 00:24:31,903 No. 566 00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:32,855 You're hired. 567 00:24:32,855 --> 00:24:33,688 Rehearsal's in 10 minutes. 568 00:24:33,688 --> 00:24:34,569 (upbeat music) 569 00:24:34,570 --> 00:24:37,143 And five, six, seven, eight. 570 00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:41,394 And turn two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 571 00:24:43,110 --> 00:24:45,932 Walk one, two, three, four, 572 00:24:45,933 --> 00:24:48,266 hats off, six, seven, eight, 573 00:24:49,311 --> 00:24:51,561 and step, step, two, three. 574 00:24:53,287 --> 00:24:54,870 Stop, just stop it. 575 00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:57,882 Just stop, okay. 576 00:24:57,883 --> 00:24:58,938 Okay. 577 00:24:58,939 --> 00:25:00,106 You stay back. 578 00:25:00,968 --> 00:25:02,486 You stay forward. 579 00:25:02,487 --> 00:25:04,654 And one, two, three, four, 580 00:25:05,829 --> 00:25:08,167 five, six, seven, eight. 581 00:25:08,168 --> 00:25:11,251 Ron take over one, two, three, four... 582 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,073 Five, six, seven, eight. Come on. 583 00:25:14,074 --> 00:25:16,775 We haven't got all day. 584 00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:18,526 Space between please. 585 00:25:20,106 --> 00:25:23,190 Seven, eight, and one, two. Terry, wrong leg. 586 00:25:23,191 --> 00:25:24,302 Three, four. Craig, wrong leg. 587 00:25:24,303 --> 00:25:25,136 Five, step to the right. 588 00:25:25,137 --> 00:25:27,425 You guys want fame, well fame costs 589 00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:30,373 and right here is where you're gonna start paying in sweat. 590 00:25:30,374 --> 00:25:31,555 Who said anything about fame? 591 00:25:31,556 --> 00:25:33,789 Talking won't get you there Terry. 592 00:25:33,790 --> 00:25:35,111 Wishing isn't gonna get you there. 593 00:25:35,112 --> 00:25:37,984 Alex come on I wanna see some sweat come on let's go. 594 00:25:37,985 --> 00:25:39,500 Craig, you suck. 595 00:25:39,501 --> 00:25:40,924 Let's do it again. 596 00:25:40,925 --> 00:25:44,899 Five, six, seven, eight, Terry wrong leg! 597 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:47,566 Come on you're sexy, you're strippin' let's go. 598 00:25:47,567 --> 00:25:50,620 Don't just hear the music, be the music. 599 00:25:50,621 --> 00:25:53,664 Space in here, space in here, wrong leg. 600 00:25:53,665 --> 00:25:55,296 Too hard. Be the music! 601 00:25:55,297 --> 00:25:57,068 Come on! How 'bout we just do that? 602 00:25:57,069 --> 00:25:58,889 That, that's easy. 603 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:01,593 Thank you very much Elvis! 604 00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:04,177 (gentle music) 605 00:26:13,459 --> 00:26:16,292 Be proud boys, you've earned them. 606 00:26:21,682 --> 00:26:24,059 And one, two, three, four, 607 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,342 five, six, seven, eight. 608 00:26:26,343 --> 00:26:28,840 And one, two, three, four, 609 00:26:28,841 --> 00:26:31,258 five, six, seven, eight. 610 00:26:31,259 --> 00:26:33,426 And one, two, three, four. 611 00:26:35,402 --> 00:26:36,266 What are you doing? 612 00:26:36,267 --> 00:26:37,406 We're tired. 613 00:26:37,407 --> 00:26:39,643 Hey, aren't you guys ready yet, it's time to go. 614 00:26:39,644 --> 00:26:40,477 What? 615 00:26:40,477 --> 00:26:41,310 Oh my God! 616 00:26:41,311 --> 00:26:43,054 And the special effects have been taken care of. 617 00:26:43,055 --> 00:26:43,957 Oh good. 618 00:26:43,958 --> 00:26:45,193 Special effects? 619 00:26:45,194 --> 00:26:47,764 Yeah just some final decorative touches. 620 00:26:47,765 --> 00:26:49,412 Now come on, everybody in the car let's go! 621 00:26:49,413 --> 00:26:50,246 And remember if you forget the step just... 622 00:26:50,247 --> 00:26:51,650 Yeah we know, we know. 623 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,099 Be the music. 624 00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:54,292 Don't worry, no one will notice you're dancing 625 00:26:54,293 --> 00:26:55,832 once you got your gear off. 626 00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:57,500 Ha ha ha ha. 627 00:26:58,591 --> 00:27:00,341 Mum, you ready yet? 628 00:27:04,435 --> 00:27:05,685 Hi, just a sec. 629 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:09,327 Come on Mum. 630 00:27:10,703 --> 00:27:13,998 Uh, you know we're going in a sec, right? 631 00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:15,702 You go on, I'll wait. 632 00:27:15,703 --> 00:27:16,620 For what. 633 00:27:19,078 --> 00:27:19,911 Wow! 634 00:27:21,147 --> 00:27:22,436 Oh, thank you. 635 00:27:22,437 --> 00:27:25,863 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 636 00:27:25,864 --> 00:27:27,440 What's wrong with Jodi? 637 00:27:27,441 --> 00:27:30,436 It's quite possible she thinks I'm attracted to you. 638 00:27:30,437 --> 00:27:31,918 Oh. (Laughs) 639 00:27:31,919 --> 00:27:34,703 She's right, I think you're gorgeous 640 00:27:34,704 --> 00:27:38,252 and I'd really like to take you out. 641 00:27:38,253 --> 00:27:39,342 Out? 642 00:27:39,343 --> 00:27:41,062 I know there's an age difference 643 00:27:41,063 --> 00:27:44,230 but I don't care what people think, stuff 'em. 644 00:27:44,231 --> 00:27:47,424 If you like someone, you like someone, end of story. 645 00:27:47,425 --> 00:27:48,592 Come on Mum. 646 00:27:49,566 --> 00:27:51,399 Yes, right let's go. 647 00:27:55,489 --> 00:27:57,049 He's practically my age. 648 00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,442 You're my mother, you could be his mother, 649 00:27:58,443 --> 00:28:03,203 it's disgusting and that's what you told him, right? 650 00:28:03,204 --> 00:28:04,200 You're not actually thinking about it 651 00:28:04,201 --> 00:28:06,491 and do you have any idea what the whole town's gonna say? 652 00:28:06,492 --> 00:28:08,242 Maybe I don't care. 653 00:28:12,866 --> 00:28:13,864 Here everybody is. 654 00:28:13,864 --> 00:28:14,781 Good day. 655 00:28:17,335 --> 00:28:22,168 Tess has gone ahead to see how many people have arrived. 656 00:28:23,532 --> 00:28:24,749 Hey. Hey. 657 00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:26,837 It's a sell out, it's practically full already. 658 00:28:26,838 --> 00:28:28,840 Well how many you reckon, 100, 150? 659 00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:29,918 Yeah, maybe more. 660 00:28:29,919 --> 00:28:31,189 I didn't expect such a crowd. 661 00:28:31,190 --> 00:28:33,463 And everyone wants to see you guys naked. 662 00:28:33,464 --> 00:28:34,728 Shouldn't you guys be getting ready? 663 00:28:34,729 --> 00:28:35,654 Yeah come on. 664 00:28:35,655 --> 00:28:37,274 Good luck. 665 00:28:37,275 --> 00:28:38,108 I'm gonna go with them. 666 00:28:38,109 --> 00:28:40,299 Try not to pick up any more young boys on your way in. 667 00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:42,450 (upbeat music) 668 00:28:42,451 --> 00:28:45,451 (people chattering) 669 00:28:48,246 --> 00:28:49,707 Good on you for doing this Terry, 670 00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:51,001 very brave of you. 671 00:28:51,002 --> 00:28:55,502 Jodi asked me to do it, I didn't wanna let her down. 672 00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:00,037 I reckon it's been 20 years 673 00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:02,892 since I saw a man naked other than Philip. 674 00:29:02,893 --> 00:29:07,533 How do you think I got front row seats. 675 00:29:07,534 --> 00:29:09,619 It's so cold in there with the shrinkage. 676 00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:11,119 You won't see a thing out the back. 677 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,432 Don't worry, I've brought Toby's binoculars. 678 00:29:13,433 --> 00:29:14,776 Oy, come on. 679 00:29:14,777 --> 00:29:16,032 Look I really have to go. 680 00:29:16,033 --> 00:29:17,440 I was only just dropping off the missus. 681 00:29:17,441 --> 00:29:19,852 Just two minutes of your time please Neil. 682 00:29:19,853 --> 00:29:21,891 Look Neil, Claire and myself 683 00:29:21,892 --> 00:29:23,529 have had a chance to discuss things... 684 00:29:23,530 --> 00:29:26,956 Yeah, and although we might disagree at times 685 00:29:26,957 --> 00:29:29,530 it's the... The heated discussions... 686 00:29:29,531 --> 00:29:31,875 That bring about the best results. 687 00:29:31,876 --> 00:29:34,343 You know that neither of us could achieve on our own. 688 00:29:34,344 --> 00:29:35,522 Yeah. 689 00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:37,810 You won't find two people more committed 690 00:29:37,811 --> 00:29:39,742 to the training of your horse 691 00:29:39,743 --> 00:29:42,195 than my business partner and me. 692 00:29:42,196 --> 00:29:44,133 Couldn't have said it any better myself. 693 00:29:44,134 --> 00:29:44,967 Thank you Alex. 694 00:29:44,968 --> 00:29:47,550 (gentle music) 695 00:29:49,124 --> 00:29:54,124 (upbeat music) (women chattering) 696 00:29:59,271 --> 00:30:01,327 Well what do you know Claire, it worked. 697 00:30:01,328 --> 00:30:03,650 Yep, either that or Neil didn't wanna be seen 698 00:30:03,651 --> 00:30:05,498 in a male strip show. (Laughs) 699 00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:06,991 Trick is to be professional. 700 00:30:06,992 --> 00:30:08,936 Yeah, wonder how professional you're gonna look 701 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:11,016 prancin' 'round in your undies. 702 00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:13,467 Uh, I better go get ready. 703 00:30:13,468 --> 00:30:14,363 Is Nick with you? 704 00:30:14,364 --> 00:30:16,283 No, haven't seen him. 705 00:30:16,284 --> 00:30:20,617 (crowd chattering drowns out music) 706 00:30:31,792 --> 00:30:33,899 Okay, ladies and gentlemen 707 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:37,794 please give a big round of applause to, no. 708 00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:40,295 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. 709 00:30:42,689 --> 00:30:44,619 This is too many people. 710 00:30:44,620 --> 00:30:48,223 I can't do this, there's just too many people. 711 00:30:48,224 --> 00:30:49,307 Rowan, ugh! 712 00:30:57,863 --> 00:30:59,843 It's really filling up out there. 713 00:30:59,844 --> 00:31:02,882 Hey, do you know I think I got a kid's g-string? 714 00:31:02,883 --> 00:31:04,296 Does that look way too small to you? 715 00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:05,387 Yeah who woulda thought gettin' your gear off 716 00:31:05,388 --> 00:31:07,221 would be so difficult? 717 00:31:08,308 --> 00:31:09,308 Okay guys. 718 00:31:10,175 --> 00:31:11,465 Let's do it. 719 00:31:11,466 --> 00:31:13,221 Guys, Rowan's sick. 720 00:31:13,222 --> 00:31:16,122 Okay we have to go on with four. 721 00:31:16,123 --> 00:31:18,373 Four's good, four's okay. 722 00:31:28,274 --> 00:31:30,976 Oh my God, my mother's out there. 723 00:31:30,977 --> 00:31:32,519 I'm not doin' this. 724 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,649 Forget it. 725 00:31:33,650 --> 00:31:36,035 Craig, she's your mother. 726 00:31:36,036 --> 00:31:38,189 Okay look she's seen it all before. 727 00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:41,440 Yeah but it's, I've grown since then. 728 00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:45,122 Three's good, three's okay. 729 00:31:45,123 --> 00:31:46,202 Are you kiddin'? 730 00:31:46,203 --> 00:31:47,120 No, no way. 731 00:31:48,592 --> 00:31:50,732 All right, I'll do it by myself. 732 00:31:50,733 --> 00:31:52,650 One's good, one's okay. 733 00:31:55,595 --> 00:31:58,762 (audience chattering) 734 00:32:16,707 --> 00:32:19,874 (audience applauding) 735 00:32:28,804 --> 00:32:30,569 I think we should go and have a look. 736 00:32:30,570 --> 00:32:31,403 We'll be back. 737 00:32:31,404 --> 00:32:34,403 (audience cheering) 738 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,167 Guys please, okay. 739 00:32:44,624 --> 00:32:45,858 What are you guys doing? 740 00:32:45,859 --> 00:32:47,322 They're gonna start a riot out there. 741 00:32:47,323 --> 00:32:50,249 Oh my God, this isn't happening. 742 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:53,000 (dramatic music) 743 00:32:57,246 --> 00:33:00,413 (audience applauding) 744 00:32:59,036 --> 00:33:01,248 I can't do it Jodi. 745 00:33:01,249 --> 00:33:03,159 I can't go out there. 746 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,654 How can you be so selfish Craig 747 00:33:04,655 --> 00:33:05,723 when there is a little boy out there 748 00:33:05,724 --> 00:33:08,275 who needs wheelchair ramps and you can help him. 749 00:33:08,276 --> 00:33:09,850 My mother would die if she saw me out there. 750 00:33:09,851 --> 00:33:11,821 She'd kill me first and then die. 751 00:33:11,822 --> 00:33:14,948 (Jodi groans) 752 00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:18,699 Sure is a lot more people than karaoke '97. 753 00:33:22,797 --> 00:33:25,511 You still need an extra stripper? 754 00:33:25,512 --> 00:33:26,961 You're gonna do it? 755 00:33:26,962 --> 00:33:28,968 I only have to take off my clothes don't I? 756 00:33:28,969 --> 00:33:29,813 Think I can manage that. 757 00:33:29,814 --> 00:33:31,143 Okay then. 758 00:33:31,144 --> 00:33:34,916 Can't let you embarrass yourself on your own, can I? 759 00:33:34,917 --> 00:33:36,584 Where's my g-string? 760 00:33:39,543 --> 00:33:40,820 All right. 761 00:33:40,821 --> 00:33:43,038 Better get dressed young man, time's a ticking. 762 00:33:43,039 --> 00:33:45,197 Okay, this is more like it. 763 00:33:45,198 --> 00:33:48,369 Yeah all right let's do it then eh? 764 00:33:48,370 --> 00:33:49,645 A little boy needs a wheelchair, 765 00:33:49,646 --> 00:33:51,038 it's the least I can do. 766 00:33:51,039 --> 00:33:52,206 Actually it's just the ramps. 767 00:33:52,207 --> 00:33:53,457 All right guys. 768 00:33:54,719 --> 00:33:57,290 On in 60 seconds, let's go. 769 00:33:57,291 --> 00:34:00,291 (audience cheering) 770 00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:12,034 Ladies and gentlemen, 771 00:34:12,035 --> 00:34:14,481 there has been a slight change in the lineup. 772 00:34:14,482 --> 00:34:17,175 Oh who cares, as long as they get their gear off 773 00:34:17,176 --> 00:34:18,985 and shake it over here. 774 00:34:18,986 --> 00:34:21,518 (audience cheering) 775 00:34:21,519 --> 00:34:24,334 Okay well then can I please have a big round of applause 776 00:34:24,335 --> 00:34:25,502 for Alex Ryan, 777 00:34:27,962 --> 00:34:29,000 Nick Ryan. 778 00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:30,251 Woo, go Nick! 779 00:34:31,311 --> 00:34:32,651 Terry Dodge. 780 00:34:32,652 --> 00:34:33,985 Woo, go Terry! 781 00:34:35,133 --> 00:34:38,050 Jake Harrison and Craig Woodland. 782 00:34:39,401 --> 00:34:41,984 (upbeat music) 783 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,403 Two, three. 784 00:35:27,595 --> 00:35:28,428 Woo! 785 00:35:35,454 --> 00:35:36,787 That's my boy. 786 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:10,983 Four, five. 787 00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:17,181 Woo-hoo! 788 00:36:18,727 --> 00:36:21,727 (audience cheering) 789 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:40,697 Three, four. 790 00:36:51,112 --> 00:36:51,945 Woo! 791 00:37:02,622 --> 00:37:03,455 Woo! 792 00:37:04,550 --> 00:37:05,439 (Claire laughing) 793 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,272 (women screaming) 794 00:37:31,455 --> 00:37:33,757 Women hey, you show 'em your dangly bits 795 00:37:33,758 --> 00:37:35,649 and they go nuts don't they? 796 00:37:35,650 --> 00:37:38,339 Some don't even know their own strength. 797 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,179 Beer? Oy. 798 00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:41,679 I scrub up all right, don't I? 799 00:37:43,383 --> 00:37:45,787 Lotsa girls, they're all over me. 800 00:37:45,788 --> 00:37:47,695 Thought I was dreamin'. 801 00:37:47,696 --> 00:37:48,786 Tell you what though. 802 00:37:48,787 --> 00:37:50,104 Bloke could make some decent money. 803 00:37:50,105 --> 00:37:52,828 (upbeat music) 804 00:37:52,829 --> 00:37:54,913 Hey Nick I been thinkin', 805 00:37:54,914 --> 00:37:57,349 well go looks like it needs some fences fixed. 806 00:37:57,350 --> 00:37:58,976 Well if I had the cash I would. 807 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:00,986 Well we'll just have to think of a way of raisin' 808 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,541 some won't we. 809 00:38:02,542 --> 00:38:03,708 A fair guy. 810 00:38:03,709 --> 00:38:05,429 Let's get some decent crowd control next time. 811 00:38:05,430 --> 00:38:06,981 (all laughing) 812 00:38:06,982 --> 00:38:08,482 Cheers. Cheers. 813 00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:15,613 How are you feeling? 814 00:38:15,614 --> 00:38:17,114 Bit embarrassed. 815 00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:19,838 Rowan I'm flattered. 816 00:38:20,982 --> 00:38:25,849 You're gonna break your fair share of hearts one day. 817 00:38:25,850 --> 00:38:26,910 Promise. 818 00:38:26,911 --> 00:38:29,494 (gentle music) 819 00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:35,113 Meg. 820 00:38:35,114 --> 00:38:36,011 Don't say anything. 821 00:38:36,012 --> 00:38:37,460 No, no it's not about... 822 00:38:37,461 --> 00:38:38,768 I'll do it. 823 00:38:38,769 --> 00:38:39,710 What? 824 00:38:39,711 --> 00:38:40,947 I'll testify for Terry. 825 00:38:40,948 --> 00:38:43,103 Who cares what people think, right? 826 00:38:43,104 --> 00:38:43,937 Right. 827 00:38:44,922 --> 00:38:46,691 That's why you're here, right? 828 00:38:46,692 --> 00:38:47,692 Uh, right. 829 00:38:55,404 --> 00:38:57,963 He's got a crush on me. 830 00:38:57,964 --> 00:38:59,547 Can you believe it? 831 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:03,623 See you guys. 832 00:39:06,723 --> 00:39:09,223 (Frank sighs) 833 00:39:12,290 --> 00:39:13,123 Hey. 834 00:39:14,734 --> 00:39:16,361 Well you got off lightly. 835 00:39:16,362 --> 00:39:18,145 All these are just the bruises you can see. 836 00:39:18,146 --> 00:39:19,960 Ah. Yeah. 837 00:39:19,961 --> 00:39:22,340 About your wheat seeds. 838 00:39:22,341 --> 00:39:25,818 I know another local farmer, he's lookin' to go organic. 839 00:39:25,819 --> 00:39:27,475 Great. 840 00:39:27,476 --> 00:39:28,376 Well he's done the research, 841 00:39:28,377 --> 00:39:30,190 he's had the topsoil tested, 842 00:39:30,191 --> 00:39:32,050 he's added the gypsum, the lime. 843 00:39:32,051 --> 00:39:33,938 Why are you telling me? 844 00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:35,974 Well he's a little cash strapped. 845 00:39:35,975 --> 00:39:38,409 He can't afford the seeds. 846 00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:41,079 Could be looking for a partner. 847 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,009 Local? 848 00:39:42,010 --> 00:39:43,592 Yeah, very close. 849 00:39:44,814 --> 00:39:46,122 Is he nice? 850 00:39:46,123 --> 00:39:47,739 Could do worse. 851 00:39:47,740 --> 00:39:50,714 So you think he'd be okay? 852 00:39:50,715 --> 00:39:53,009 He's got a few scars 853 00:39:53,010 --> 00:39:57,093 but nothin' he can't get past with a little help. 854 00:39:58,857 --> 00:40:02,138 (both laughing) 855 00:40:02,139 --> 00:40:05,046 There you go, hope it's enough. 856 00:40:05,047 --> 00:40:06,826 Yeah, I wish you could be there 857 00:40:06,827 --> 00:40:10,032 to see Rowan's brother's smiling face. 858 00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:11,709 I thought it was Michael's brother. 859 00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:13,581 Michael doesn't have a brother. 860 00:40:13,582 --> 00:40:15,740 Oh so it's your brother who's in the wheelchair? 861 00:40:15,741 --> 00:40:17,826 Not likely, my brother plays full forward 862 00:40:17,827 --> 00:40:19,744 for the Adelaide Crows. 863 00:40:21,933 --> 00:40:25,572 Actually, it's my brother but I didn't wanna say anything. 864 00:40:25,573 --> 00:40:27,999 It's two brothers in fact, twins. 865 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,044 It was all a lie wasn't it? 866 00:40:31,045 --> 00:40:32,576 What can I say? 867 00:40:32,577 --> 00:40:34,410 Uh, what was it for? 868 00:40:35,499 --> 00:40:36,583 Trip to Bali. 869 00:40:36,584 --> 00:40:38,084 Thank you so much. 870 00:40:40,685 --> 00:40:41,708 Thank you. 871 00:40:41,709 --> 00:40:44,292 (upbeat music) 872 00:40:49,623 --> 00:40:51,466 Something wrong? 873 00:40:51,467 --> 00:40:53,384 No everything's fine. 874 00:41:00,645 --> 00:41:03,228 (upbeat music) 875 00:42:33,672 --> 00:42:36,589 (thunder rumbling) 876 00:42:37,822 --> 00:42:40,770 (logo whirring) 877 00:42:40,771 --> 00:42:43,354 (bright music) 59936

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