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Hey, Seth Rogen. What up, man?
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Oh, hey, John! Over here!
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Welcome to Los Angeles
International Airport.
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Attention, all passengers.
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Do not leave your
baggage unattended.
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All unattended baggage
is subject to search...
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Yay!
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We're so happy!
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Look at this!
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What's happening, man?
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Good to see you, buddy.
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How you doing? I'm good, man.
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Yes, you are.
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How long has it been, man?
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Sometime in the last...
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Inside of a year or something.
Yeah.
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I have the best weekend
ever planned, man.
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Lay it on me. Ooh! I
don't want to ruin it.
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Seth Rogen! Shit, here we go.
Hey.
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How's it going, man?
Yeah, good.
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So, you, like, always play, like,
the same guy in every movie.
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When are you gonna do some,
like, real acting, man?
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Okay, thank you.
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Give me something. Give
me, like, the laugh, man.
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Give me the Seth Rogen laugh.
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Seth Rogen, everybody.
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All right, I've landed. I'm here.
We've said our hellos.
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Can we please go to
fucking Carl's Jr.?
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Oh.
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I would... I would love to.
I'm on a...
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I can't really eat
that stuff right now.
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I'm on a, uh... What?
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I'm on this cleanse.
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You're... You're on a what?
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I'm on a cleanse.
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What? It's good for you.
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I didn't know... You're supposed
to take six shits a day.
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That's not true. It is true!
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You're supposed to
shit twice a day. No.
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That's not true. That's
what they used to think.
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Now they know you're supposed
to shit six times a day.
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So you're not drinking. You're
not smoking weed. You're not...
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No, no, I'm drinking and
smoking weed. But...
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I'm on a cleanse.
I'm not psychotic.
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Look, man, if you
stopped eating gluten,
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you'd feel way fucking
better all day.
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Whenever you feel shitty,
that's 'cause of gluten.
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That's not true. It is.
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Who the fuck told you not to eat gluten?
It's just true.
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You don't even know
what gluten is.
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I know what fucking gluten is.
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No, you have no idea
what gluten is.
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I do know what gluten is.
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Gluten's a vague term.
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It's something that's used to categorize
things that are bad, you know?
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Calories, that's a gluten.
Fat, that's a gluten.
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Somebody just told you you
probably shouldn't eat gluten,
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you're like, "Oh, I guess
I shouldn't eat gluten."
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Gluten means bad shit, man,
and I'm not eating it.
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Mmm!
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Mmm-hmm. Oh!
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God!
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Each bite is better
than the previous bite.
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It is. Gluten!
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Hey, this looks beautiful.
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Yeah. Do you like it?
I totally redid it.
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It's fucking awesome.
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It's all new. Those are new.
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God damn, son! It's
pretty nice, huh?
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So this is how the
other half lives.
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Come on. Amazing.
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Air hockey tables.
Jesus Murphy!
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Right? Okay, get ready, Jay.
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What?
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I have a little
surprise for you.
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Okay.
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Here's the best weekend you
ever had in your life. Oh!
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Look at it, man.
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Oh, my... Are you serious?
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It's all of your
favorite things.
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Starburst and Airheads on a...
Yeah.
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And it says "Jay."
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In joints. In joints.
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It says "Jay" in jays.
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Seth Rogen, you are
just the best people.
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Come on, I know you don't love it
in LA, so I figure I'll make it...
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You know, I'll lube up
your entry a little bit.
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It eases the transition.
Yeah, right?
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This is the
much-needed foreplay.
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You know what else I got?
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Yo, this...
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A 3-D television.
No, you didn't...
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I got a 3-D TV.
Are you serious?
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Oh, my God. I did it, man.
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What?
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Let's get into it.
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Oh, my God, bud.
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It's Gandalf the Grey's pipe.
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Damn, no shit.
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Hello, little hobbit.
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Spark my ganja. Yeah.
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I'm a well-known
homosexual advocate.
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♫ Backstreet's back, all right
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♫ Hey, hey, yeah, well
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♫ Everybody Rock your body
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♫ Everybody ♫ Everybody
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♫ Rock your body right
♫ Rock your body
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♫ Everybody!
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♫ Backstreet's back... ♫
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Oh, my eyes feel like
they're melting.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I need a break.
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Oh. You know what, actually?
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We should go to
Franco's house soon.
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He's having a
housewarming party.
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He just finished
building his house.
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I haven't even seen it yet,
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but it's supposed
to be bonkers.
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I haven't been in LA
in, like, a year,
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and I came here to
chill with you.
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We can chill together, and we'll
chill with those other guys.
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We'll all chill
as one big unit.
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Will I even know anybody there?
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You know James Franco.
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James Franco doesn't
even know my name.
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Jonah Hill will be there.
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Can't stand him.
He can't stand me.
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He's, like, the nicest guy in the world!
He likes you so much.
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He specifically talks
about how he likes you.
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Out of nowhere, he just
said, "You know what?"
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"Jay's an inspiration."
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There's no way he said that.
Also, just can't stand him.
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Okay, fine. Craig Robinson.
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Never met him.
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He's hilarious.
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Sweats a lot, but
he's a great guy.
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So it's gonna be fun, man.
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For you, I will go.
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I promise, I'll stay with
you all night, okay?
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I won't ditch you. No, 'cause I
want to be with you all night.
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And you know why else?
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'Cause nobody puts
Jay in the corner.
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Awesome.
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Wow!
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Thank you. Thank you.
There you go. Cool.
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Thanks a lot, eh?
Thanks a lot.
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Okay, man.
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Holy shit.
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Wow!
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This is crazy!
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Yeah? Yeah, man, right?
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Look at it. A bit much.
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I don't think it is a bit much.
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I think it's right
on the money.
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What is he, Pablo Escobar?
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Come on, man, this is
an awesome street.
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Channing Tatum lives up there.
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Oh, for the love of... Will
you stop talking about...
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This is the sexiest
street in America.
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You and Channing Tatum.
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I think he's attractive.
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I think it's a cool house.
I know you do.
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I can't wait to see inside it.
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That's why I'm excited.
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Ha-ha! Yes! What's up, man?
Seth!
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So happy you're here. I'm
so happy to be here.
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Hey, Johnny, what's up?
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It's Jay. It's Jay.
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I'll never forget it again, man.
Good to see you.
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Nice to see you. Come on in.
Yeah! Yeah, great.
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Check it out. My new place!
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Awesome, man!
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Designed it myself.
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Really cool. This place
is beautiful, man.
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This place is like
a piece of me.
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You two just stepped inside me.
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You let us both cum inside you.
Yeah.
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Icing on the cake.
Check it out.
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Painted them myself.
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Huh.
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Side by side. A team.
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Holy shit.
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So, is it weird?
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No. You sure?
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I really like it.
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What do you think, Jay?
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I'm not a big art guy.
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You don't like art?
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Well, come on...
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You play video games? Yes.
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Well, guess what, buddy?
You like art.
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Yep.
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You ever been to Subway?
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Yes.
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You order a sandwich?
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Somebody put that together for you, dude.
That's art.
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Sandwich artist.
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So, let me lay
this on you, Jay.
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Oh, fuck.
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Your mama's pussy
was the canvas.
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Your Dad's dick was
the paintbrush.
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Boom. You're the art. Huh?
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Thanks, James Franco.
You got it.
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Seth! Mindy, hello.
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Oh, my God, great to see you.
Oh, you, too.
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Long time. How's it going?
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You know Jay? I don't think
I've ever actually met you.
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You were so good in
Million Dollar Baby.
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That's amazing. Thank you
so much for saying that.
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Oh, my God, if I don't
fuck Michael Cera tonight,
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I'm gonna blow my brains out.
What?
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Fucking pale, 110 pounds,
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hairless, probably has a huge
cock, coked out of his mind...
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You can do a lot better.
That's just trouble.
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So, Ri-Ri, how about you, you
ever see a psychiatrist?
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Um...
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That's not cool. Don't
touch my butt, bitch.
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Michael, that's not cool. Would
you shut the fuck up, Jason!
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We're playing a game, man.
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Say cheese, baby.
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What's up, buddy?
How's it going, dude?
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Good to see you, man.
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Is that Jay Baruchel?
Hi, there. Hey.
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Oh, my God, get in here, dude.
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How's it going, Jonah?
What are you doing?
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Good. How you doing, buddy?
Oh, my gosh.
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Welcome back. Thank
you very much.
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When'd you get in?
Uh, this morning,
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and boy, are my arms tired.
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Dude, that's great.
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Thank you. Sick.
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What have you guys been doing?
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Oh, we just hung out all day.
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Ate a bunch of dirty burgers, and
smoked about a fucking pound of weed
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and played a bunch
of video games.
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Weed is tight. Weed is tight.
That's awesome.
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That's awesome.
Weed is awesome.
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It was like the golfing
sequence in Navy SEALs.
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Sick reference, though, bro.
Oh, thanks, bud.
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Dude, your references are out of control.
Everyone knows that.
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Hey, thanks, man. I'm jealous.
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I would have been
there in a heartbeat,
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but, uh, I actually just adopted
this incontinent spaniel.
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She's a really beautiful soul.
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Her name's Ahjhai. Ahjhai?
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Yeah. How do you spell it?
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A - H - J - H - A - I.
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A - H...
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You want to see a
picture of her?
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Oh, she's so sweet. Hey!
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Look at her. Aw!
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She can't bark. She
doesn't know how, so...
253
00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:33,508
She doesn't know
how to bark, even?
254
00:09:33,599 --> 00:09:34,588
She doesn't know how to bark,
255
00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:36,271
so I've tried to teach her
256
00:09:36,359 --> 00:09:38,509
and she just kind of
screams, and so she was up,
257
00:09:38,599 --> 00:09:41,273
had her face smushed against
the cage, and was, like...
258
00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,588
Ah!
259
00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,879
Yeah, cool. Um...
260
00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,835
Tell you what, boys,
I'm kind of jonesing,
261
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,276
so I'm gonna find someone I can bum
a smoke off of outside, all right?
262
00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,119
That's tight, dude.
Honestly, I like you.
263
00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,190
Hey, likewise.
264
00:09:54,321 --> 00:09:55,720
Okay, dude, come back.
265
00:09:55,801 --> 00:09:58,633
I'll be right back. You're holding court.
All right, boys.
266
00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,912
Dude. I know. I think we're
making some progress.
267
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,955
That was really good.
268
00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,440
And honestly, he's
your old friend.
269
00:10:04,441 --> 00:10:05,794
We're your new friends.
He feels threatened.
270
00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:06,870
Yeah, man.
271
00:10:07,001 --> 00:10:08,639
You know, and I get it.
272
00:10:08,721 --> 00:10:09,676
It's gonna be fine.
273
00:10:09,761 --> 00:10:11,200
I honestly think
tonight's the night
274
00:10:11,201 --> 00:10:12,440
we bust this whole thing open.
275
00:10:12,441 --> 00:10:15,592
And I'm lucky. It's the
same thing a lot, though.
276
00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:17,320
It's, like, my TV wife
opens the fridge,
277
00:10:17,402 --> 00:10:20,235
and is, like, "What happened
to the birthday cake?"
278
00:10:20,322 --> 00:10:22,995
And I come out with, like,
a little frosting, like,
279
00:10:23,082 --> 00:10:24,401
"What birthday cake?"
280
00:10:24,482 --> 00:10:26,074
'Cause you ate the cake! Yeah.
281
00:10:26,162 --> 00:10:27,356
'Cause you ate the cake!
282
00:10:27,442 --> 00:10:28,670
"It's my birthday."
283
00:10:30,523 --> 00:10:33,083
That's why y'all number one.
'Cause of that.
284
00:10:33,443 --> 00:10:34,478
You're Jay, right? Yeah.
285
00:10:34,563 --> 00:10:35,552
Seth's boy? Yeah.
286
00:10:35,643 --> 00:10:36,917
How you doing, man?
Good to see you.
287
00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,072
Good. Likewise, likewise.
288
00:10:38,123 --> 00:10:40,113
I'm Craig, man. This is Emma.
Hi. Hi, there.
289
00:10:40,442 --> 00:10:41,841
You just in town
visiting him, or what?
290
00:10:41,923 --> 00:10:45,074
Yeah. Just for a little
visit, you know.
291
00:10:45,163 --> 00:10:47,154
I try to not come
down here very much.
292
00:10:47,243 --> 00:10:48,517
I don't really love it here.
293
00:10:48,603 --> 00:10:49,558
You don't like LA?
294
00:10:49,643 --> 00:10:53,431
I'm just not really
into the LA lifestyle.
295
00:10:53,963 --> 00:10:55,238
What lifestyle are you into?
296
00:10:55,324 --> 00:10:57,838
Look at him. He's, like,
a hipster, right?
297
00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:00,484
No, I'm not a hipster, at all.
298
00:11:00,564 --> 00:11:03,158
Yeah, yeah, you do seem
to hate a lot of things,
299
00:11:03,244 --> 00:11:04,916
and the bottom of your
pants are awful tight.
300
00:11:05,004 --> 00:11:08,839
No, I just... I don't like Los Angeles.
It doesn't make me a hipster.
301
00:11:08,925 --> 00:11:11,155
I'll bet you hate movies
that are universally loved.
302
00:11:11,245 --> 00:11:12,234
I don't even...
303
00:11:12,325 --> 00:11:13,394
You like Forrest Gump?
304
00:11:13,485 --> 00:11:16,045
No, no, it's a horrendous
piece of shit.
305
00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,195
"Life is like a box
of chocolates," no?
306
00:11:18,325 --> 00:11:19,805
Yeah, no, I'm familiar with it.
307
00:11:20,886 --> 00:11:23,080
"You never know what
you're gonna get."
308
00:11:24,325 --> 00:11:26,998
Why don't we do a sequel
to Pineapple Express?
309
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,478
I would love to do a
sequel to Pineapple.
310
00:11:28,565 --> 00:11:29,554
Do you have any ideas, or...
311
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,237
I do have an idea. What?
312
00:11:31,325 --> 00:11:34,523
It's that Red, Danny, has
become, like, the drug lord,
313
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,562
you know, since we
killed the other one,
314
00:11:36,646 --> 00:11:38,716
and he wants to assassinate
Woody Harrelson,
315
00:11:38,846 --> 00:11:41,804
'cause he's gonna give a speech
that makes all of weed legal,
316
00:11:41,886 --> 00:11:44,241
effectively rendering drug
lords out of business.
317
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,164
Awesome. Yeah, it's
fucking awesome,
318
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,841
but we don't have... We don't
know how it should end yet.
319
00:11:48,927 --> 00:11:50,201
I... I know.
320
00:11:50,327 --> 00:11:52,921
Danny's trying to kill us. Yeah.
321
00:11:53,007 --> 00:11:55,601
And I sacrifice myself for you.
322
00:11:55,687 --> 00:11:58,122
And he kills me,
323
00:11:58,208 --> 00:11:59,527
and I die for you.
324
00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:03,245
And Danny fucking eats me.
325
00:12:03,368 --> 00:12:05,198
Why does he eat you?
I don't know.
326
00:12:05,287 --> 00:12:07,801
I'm just trying to think of,
like, the nastiest way to go.
327
00:12:07,887 --> 00:12:10,277
Yeah, he could eat you. Okay.
That's a good idea, man.
328
00:12:10,368 --> 00:12:12,643
He's just out of his mind.
He just, like, eats me.
329
00:12:13,128 --> 00:12:14,322
Hey, Chris. How's it going?
330
00:12:14,408 --> 00:12:16,364
Hey, does this coke smell funny?
Ooh!
331
00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:18,359
Fuck! Michael, what
the fuck, man?
332
00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:20,006
That's expensive
shit, motherfucker!
333
00:12:20,088 --> 00:12:21,157
What are you doing?
334
00:12:21,248 --> 00:12:23,648
I've never fucking done cocaine, dude.
Why does it fucking...
335
00:12:23,729 --> 00:12:25,606
Well, you did the best shit
possible for your first time,
336
00:12:25,729 --> 00:12:26,718
'cause that's good fucking...
337
00:12:26,809 --> 00:12:28,048
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
I'm nervous, dude.
338
00:12:28,049 --> 00:12:29,402
I don't know what... What
is wrong with you, man?
339
00:12:29,489 --> 00:12:30,558
Look, he's freaking out.
Oh, shit.
340
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,082
I've never done this
fucking drug before, man.
341
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,158
Mike, please.
342
00:12:33,249 --> 00:12:34,888
I'll walk you through it. I
will walk you through it.
343
00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:36,688
Mike, no one...
I'll be your guide.
344
00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:38,402
You're fine, Chris. You're fine.
Is it on...
345
00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:39,559
You got some in your
mustache, baby.
346
00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:40,685
What are you... Michael!
347
00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:42,971
Now, fellas, I want you
to real sexy right now.
348
00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:45,120
We're gonna sing
to all the ladies.
349
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,640
All the fellas go like this,
in your Barry White voice.
350
00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:53,728
♫ Take your panties off
351
00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:55,643
♫ Take your panties off
352
00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:59,006
♫ Come on, Rihanna Take
your panties off for me
353
00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:02,049
♫ Come on, Craig, can
you fuck off for me? ♫
354
00:13:05,011 --> 00:13:06,729
I'll do one of them things.
355
00:13:07,331 --> 00:13:08,559
Like an angel.
356
00:13:08,691 --> 00:13:10,329
What about the
host of the party?
357
00:13:10,411 --> 00:13:12,084
♫ I ain't got no panties on
358
00:13:12,732 --> 00:13:14,848
♫ He ain't got no
panties, everybody!
359
00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,650
♫ We ain't got no panties on
360
00:13:16,772 --> 00:13:20,170
♫ We ain't got no panties on
361
00:13:20,252 --> 00:13:22,482
♫ We ain't got no panties on
362
00:13:23,812 --> 00:13:25,565
♫ Ain't nobody got
no panties on
363
00:13:25,653 --> 00:13:27,086
♫ We ain't got no panties on
364
00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:28,566
♫ Ain't no party like
a no-panty party
365
00:13:28,653 --> 00:13:30,053
♫ 'Cause a no-panty
party don't stop
366
00:13:30,572 --> 00:13:32,244
♫ Fuck those panties
367
00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:33,811
♫ Fuck those...
368
00:13:33,892 --> 00:13:37,406
♫ Fuck those panties
369
00:13:37,493 --> 00:13:39,006
♫ Fuck those panties ♫
370
00:13:39,093 --> 00:13:40,321
What's not kid-friendly?
371
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,886
There's a lot of sharp edges.
Concrete, sharp edges.
372
00:13:41,973 --> 00:13:43,691
He's gonna bust his head
open on one of those things.
373
00:13:43,813 --> 00:13:45,932
A kid could fall off this
fucking railing right here.
374
00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:47,651
That's why you have the
railing, so they don't fall.
375
00:13:47,813 --> 00:13:49,725
Hey. Sorry. I want to
have kids one day.
376
00:13:49,814 --> 00:13:52,408
Hey, Jay. Oh, hey, hi, Jonah.
377
00:13:52,494 --> 00:13:54,485
Is there any place around here I
can buy a pack of cigarettes?
378
00:13:54,614 --> 00:13:55,649
Yeah.
379
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:58,013
There's a place like, it's
like, four blocks away, maybe.
380
00:13:58,014 --> 00:13:59,367
You want to come with me?
381
00:13:59,494 --> 00:14:01,450
Give me this much time.
That much joint time.
382
00:14:02,735 --> 00:14:03,929
Oh!
383
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,812
Jesus! Hey, Jay.
384
00:14:06,295 --> 00:14:08,331
Hey, you need to use the toilet, honey?
Go ahead.
385
00:14:08,975 --> 00:14:10,806
Nope, I'm... I sorry.
386
00:14:11,175 --> 00:14:13,404
Who wants a sip? Sip time.
387
00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:26,645
You okay, man?
388
00:14:26,736 --> 00:14:28,408
It's nothing. It's
just, you know,
389
00:14:28,496 --> 00:14:31,613
as soon as we got there, you did
what you said you wouldn't do.
390
00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:34,011
What did I do? You just
fucking ditched my ass.
391
00:14:34,096 --> 00:14:36,894
I didn't ditch you. Are
you kidding me, man?
392
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,170
I did not ditch you.
393
00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:41,613
I was talking to Jonah, and then
you left to go have a cigarette.
394
00:14:41,697 --> 00:14:44,769
Well, you know, my
cigarette was an excuse.
395
00:14:44,857 --> 00:14:46,937
I really went outside 'cause
Jonah was being a prick.
396
00:14:47,017 --> 00:14:48,689
Jonah was not being a prick.
397
00:14:48,777 --> 00:14:50,290
If anything, you were
kind of being a prick.
398
00:14:50,377 --> 00:14:51,936
Jonah's the nicest
guy ever, man.
399
00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:54,737
Oh, my God, that's a
thin veneer of kindness.
400
00:14:54,818 --> 00:14:55,807
Nobody's that nice.
401
00:14:55,898 --> 00:14:56,966
Jonah is that nice.
402
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,610
Serial killers are that nice.
403
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:00,608
Just answer me one question.
404
00:15:00,697 --> 00:15:02,972
Is Michael Cera's butthole
as adorable as I pictured?
405
00:15:03,057 --> 00:15:04,286
Oh, for fuck's sake.
406
00:15:04,378 --> 00:15:06,414
I picture it looking
like a little donut,
407
00:15:06,498 --> 00:15:08,090
like a little pink
sprinkled donut.
408
00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:10,130
Oh, it's so bright in here.
409
00:15:10,218 --> 00:15:11,810
It is fucking bright.
410
00:15:11,898 --> 00:15:13,650
Oh, I'm so high.
411
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:17,175
There's so many delicious choices.
What do I do?
412
00:15:17,259 --> 00:15:19,136
I'm gonna get something to drink.
Okay.
413
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,971
Excuse me, would it be possible
414
00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:22,499
for my daughter to
use your restroom?
415
00:15:22,579 --> 00:15:24,012
She's really got to go.
416
00:15:24,099 --> 00:15:26,488
Read the sign. Customers only.
417
00:15:26,579 --> 00:15:27,568
Seriously?
418
00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:30,299
Why the fuck you think
I put up the sign?
419
00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:32,132
It's okay, Dad. I can hold it.
420
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,728
Let's just buy something
for your mother.
421
00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:37,380
Yeah, well, I guess
you better, huh?
422
00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:39,211
This cash register
lady is mean.
423
00:15:39,299 --> 00:15:41,017
I have anxiety. Will
you buy this for me?
424
00:15:41,099 --> 00:15:42,533
When I'm stoned,
I can't do this.
425
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,815
I think I'm just gonna
head back to your place.
426
00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:47,773
I'm not really liking it very
much over there at Franco's.
427
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:50,289
Dude, I want you to get to know these guys.
That's never gonna happen
428
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:53,292
if you don't put in any
effort whatsoever, okay?
429
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:54,939
I hate it in there.
430
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,615
I just want to drink some
pop and smoke some weed.
431
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,770
What about...
432
00:16:19,463 --> 00:16:21,215
What about me?
433
00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:47,983
Are you okay? Are you okay?
434
00:16:48,064 --> 00:16:49,463
Did you just see that?
435
00:16:49,544 --> 00:16:50,863
What the hell?
436
00:16:52,224 --> 00:16:55,022
Oh, my God, Jesus, Jesus!
Run, run, run!
437
00:16:56,304 --> 00:16:58,057
This way! Okay, okay, okay!
438
00:17:03,185 --> 00:17:04,902
Oh, my God! Oh, oh...
439
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,252
Oh, Jesus.
440
00:17:07,824 --> 00:17:08,939
Run!
441
00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:10,344
Jesus Christ!
442
00:17:10,705 --> 00:17:13,617
Why the fuck did you
bring me down here?
443
00:17:15,865 --> 00:17:17,935
The fuck, Seth? I don't
know what's happening!
444
00:17:19,225 --> 00:17:21,102
We're going back to Franco's.
Why?
445
00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:24,101
Just run! Keep running!
446
00:17:24,186 --> 00:17:25,414
Oh, my fuck!
447
00:17:27,106 --> 00:17:29,256
We are going back to Franco's!
448
00:17:29,346 --> 00:17:30,415
Oh, God damn it.
449
00:17:32,026 --> 00:17:33,539
Jesus! Oh, shit!
450
00:17:34,427 --> 00:17:37,578
This way. We're almost there!
We're so close!
451
00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:43,856
Hey, you guys okay?
452
00:17:43,947 --> 00:17:45,062
Are you guys okay?
453
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,980
There was a crazy earthquake.
Did you guys feel that?
454
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,466
That was insane. Fuck, no.
455
00:17:49,547 --> 00:17:50,536
We can't feel anything in here.
456
00:17:50,627 --> 00:17:52,299
This place is a
fucking fortress.
457
00:17:52,387 --> 00:17:54,139
That wasn't an earthquake, man.
458
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:55,859
That was something way
fucking crazier. No...
459
00:17:55,947 --> 00:17:56,936
What's crazier than
an earthquake?
460
00:17:57,027 --> 00:18:00,464
There were beams of Blue
light coming out of the sky
461
00:18:00,548 --> 00:18:03,062
and people getting
sucked up into the sky.
462
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,343
He's on hallucinogens.
463
00:18:05,428 --> 00:18:09,137
Come on, guys. Don't bully Jay.
He's a sweetheart.
464
00:18:09,228 --> 00:18:10,948
Keep going, man. What
are you talking about?
465
00:18:11,909 --> 00:18:14,139
There were people,
and they were there,
466
00:18:14,229 --> 00:18:16,823
and they got sucked
up into the sky.
467
00:18:16,909 --> 00:18:18,706
Jay. Sucked up into the sky?
468
00:18:18,789 --> 00:18:20,347
Nobody got sucked up in here.
469
00:18:20,429 --> 00:18:22,420
I got sucked off here.
470
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:27,863
No, okay, ask Seth. He was...
471
00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:29,065
You were there. Tell them.
472
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,538
Seth, what the fuck's
he talking about?
473
00:18:34,309 --> 00:18:37,222
I have no idea what he's
talking about honestly.
474
00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:40,063
Did anybody get sucked
up into the sky?
475
00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:41,185
I didn't see anything.
476
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:42,710
I don't know what
he's talking about.
477
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,348
You were there with me.
What are you saying?
478
00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:47,469
All those people that were in the store
with us, they just fucking vanished.
479
00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:49,223
I didn't see Blue light
sucking people up in the sky.
480
00:18:49,311 --> 00:18:51,700
You sound crazy, man. We
should just be lucky we're...
481
00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:52,826
It's not over!
482
00:18:52,911 --> 00:18:54,060
It's okay. Just relax.
483
00:18:54,511 --> 00:18:58,709
Everyone, it's all right. Just a little tremor.
Party's still going.
484
00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:00,861
In-N-Out truck's
coming in 10 minutes.
485
00:19:02,032 --> 00:19:03,909
- Yes.
- Animal style!
486
00:19:04,032 --> 00:19:05,670
Oh, my fuck!
487
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:07,589
- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
- Move! Move!
488
00:19:07,672 --> 00:19:09,867
Move, move, move, move!
This place is safe!
489
00:19:09,952 --> 00:19:11,704
This place is not safe!
490
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:13,065
Craig, where you going, man?
491
00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:14,949
It's a fucking earthquake!
Fuck!
492
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:16,869
Move, move, move, come on! Get
out of my way. Move, girl!
493
00:19:16,992 --> 00:19:19,142
- Oh, my God, Seth!
- Oh, shit!
494
00:19:19,232 --> 00:19:20,631
Seth. What the fuck?
495
00:19:20,752 --> 00:19:24,062
Don't go on the grass, not
everybody on the grass!
496
00:19:34,593 --> 00:19:36,106
What the fuck?
497
00:19:36,193 --> 00:19:37,712
Oh, God!
498
00:19:37,713 --> 00:19:39,306
What the fuck is happening?
Paul!
499
00:19:39,394 --> 00:19:40,793
What's happening?
500
00:19:40,874 --> 00:19:43,593
All right, everybody, listen up.
Listen up.
501
00:19:43,674 --> 00:19:46,347
Who took my fucking
cell phone, man?
502
00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:48,994
Martin, empty your pockets!
What?
503
00:19:49,114 --> 00:19:51,504
I saw you in the bathroom, man!
Somebody dial my phone!
504
00:19:51,595 --> 00:19:53,426
Shut the fuck up!
It's unbelievable!
505
00:19:53,515 --> 00:19:56,790
It's unacceptable after all the
coke I've wasted on you people.
506
00:19:56,914 --> 00:19:57,949
I've thrown it away.
507
00:19:58,034 --> 00:19:59,353
I didn't take your
fucking cell phone.
508
00:19:59,354 --> 00:20:02,505
310... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mike,
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...
509
00:20:04,235 --> 00:20:05,509
My face!
510
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,825
What's happening to me?
What's happening?
511
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,268
Oh, my God!
512
00:20:22,196 --> 00:20:23,993
Oh, shit, that's embarrassing.
513
00:20:42,397 --> 00:20:43,386
Rihanna!
514
00:20:51,157 --> 00:20:52,192
Please give me your foot!
515
00:20:52,277 --> 00:20:53,676
Oh, my God!
516
00:20:56,598 --> 00:20:58,270
Craig, Craig, help me.
I'm losing my grip!
517
00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,711
It's too late for you!
You're already in the hole!
518
00:20:59,798 --> 00:21:00,833
What the fuck are
you talking about?
519
00:21:00,918 --> 00:21:01,999
Get the fuck out of my way!
520
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:05,912
Oh!
521
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:06,988
Sorry.
522
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:09,678
Karen!
523
00:21:09,759 --> 00:21:12,432
Seth, come on! Get in the house!
Come on, Seth!
524
00:21:16,679 --> 00:21:18,750
Oh, my God, I'm gonna die!
525
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,232
Martin!
526
00:21:22,319 --> 00:21:24,514
Oh, shit! Kevin! Kevin!
527
00:21:24,599 --> 00:21:25,634
What the fuck?
528
00:21:25,759 --> 00:21:27,397
Geez, get the fuck
off me, Aziz!
529
00:21:27,639 --> 00:21:29,755
Ow, ow, ow!
530
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,079
Fuck you, Kevin!
531
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,355
Oh, God, no, get your
fucking hands off me!
532
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:37,714
Get your fucking...
533
00:21:49,401 --> 00:21:51,392
No!
534
00:21:51,481 --> 00:21:53,551
Jay, I can't hold
on much longer.
535
00:21:53,641 --> 00:21:56,554
You have to reach out and grab me.
You hear?
536
00:21:56,642 --> 00:22:00,351
Okay, uh, you take my hand,
and I will swing you up.
537
00:22:00,442 --> 00:22:02,080
Are you sure? I'm gonna
give you my whole weight.
538
00:22:02,202 --> 00:22:03,555
I'm gonna reach for you, all right?
Yeah, yeah.
539
00:22:03,642 --> 00:22:05,393
Are you sure you can do that?
540
00:22:05,481 --> 00:22:06,709
I can grab you on three.
541
00:22:06,841 --> 00:22:08,399
One, two, three.
542
00:22:11,682 --> 00:22:12,671
All right, buddy.
543
00:22:12,762 --> 00:22:14,753
Now I'm gonna, I'm
gonna swing across.
544
00:22:14,842 --> 00:22:15,877
I got you, buddy.
545
00:22:15,962 --> 00:22:17,521
You're gonna hold my
weight, all of it.
546
00:22:17,522 --> 00:22:18,511
Okay, come on.
547
00:22:18,602 --> 00:22:20,593
You can hold on to my full weight?
I can do it.
548
00:22:20,682 --> 00:22:21,722
I don't want to die. Okay.
549
00:22:21,723 --> 00:22:23,395
One, two... Two, three.
550
00:22:23,883 --> 00:22:25,111
No!
551
00:22:26,003 --> 00:22:29,154
No! No!
552
00:22:51,564 --> 00:22:53,236
Oh, man.
553
00:22:55,004 --> 00:22:56,198
Fuck.
554
00:23:06,405 --> 00:23:07,679
Holy shit! What happened?
555
00:23:07,765 --> 00:23:09,323
Jay, you're alive. Jay.
556
00:23:09,405 --> 00:23:10,758
Oh, thank God, Jay.
I'm not dead yet.
557
00:23:10,845 --> 00:23:12,359
I told you guys not
to go outside.
558
00:23:12,446 --> 00:23:13,481
What just happened?
559
00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:14,919
Jesus Christ, they are
all fucking dead.
560
00:23:15,006 --> 00:23:16,564
I told you guys not
to run outside.
561
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:17,635
You all right?
562
00:23:17,726 --> 00:23:19,637
I tried to save Aziz. I tried.
563
00:23:19,726 --> 00:23:21,523
You did your best, man.
I love you.
564
00:23:21,606 --> 00:23:23,882
Why the fuck did you
guys run out there?
565
00:23:24,007 --> 00:23:25,520
You know what, James, can
you lower your voice?
566
00:23:25,607 --> 00:23:26,801
You're freaking out Jay!
567
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,724
Maybe I'm a little
freaked out, too!
568
00:23:28,847 --> 00:23:30,359
- He's not as strong as you.
- They all fell in.
569
00:23:30,486 --> 00:23:32,602
- Look at my house!
- I tried to save them. They all fell in.
570
00:23:32,766 --> 00:23:35,326
Get your fucking hands off me.
Jonah, stop touching me.
571
00:23:35,406 --> 00:23:36,965
Can we get Jay some
water, please?
572
00:23:37,047 --> 00:23:38,286
Can we get him some hydration?
573
00:23:38,287 --> 00:23:39,766
- He needs to be hydrated.
- The water's not working!
574
00:23:39,847 --> 00:23:41,326
Everyone just runs
out the door!
575
00:23:41,407 --> 00:23:42,681
My phone is dead.
576
00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:44,439
Guys, the fucking
Internet's not working!
577
00:23:44,527 --> 00:23:46,404
Let's watch the TV.
Let's check the news.
578
00:23:46,487 --> 00:23:48,239
Where is the TV?
579
00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:50,359
It's in the floor.
In the floor?
580
00:23:50,448 --> 00:23:52,166
- Oh, that's dope.
- Yeah, cool, huh?
581
00:23:52,288 --> 00:23:53,277
That's really neat.
582
00:23:53,368 --> 00:23:54,767
That is impressive, James.
583
00:23:54,888 --> 00:23:56,958
The biggest earthquake
to ever hit Los...
584
00:23:57,048 --> 00:23:59,846
Officers urging people to stay
in their homes right now.
585
00:23:59,928 --> 00:24:01,920
And also reports of
looting and rioting
586
00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:03,038
are spreading across the city.
587
00:24:03,129 --> 00:24:04,278
Riots.
588
00:24:04,369 --> 00:24:05,722
Police are pretty
much outnumbered
589
00:24:05,809 --> 00:24:07,879
as people are turning
to one another.
590
00:24:07,969 --> 00:24:09,687
Martial law has now
been declared.
591
00:24:09,769 --> 00:24:11,248
Air Force One has gone down...
592
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,287
Shit. It's gone, guys.
593
00:24:16,209 --> 00:24:19,519
So I think we should...
594
00:24:19,649 --> 00:24:22,721
I think we should probably
go back to your place, eh?
595
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,208
What are you talking
about, man?
596
00:24:24,289 --> 00:24:27,487
No, no way. I'm
not leaving here.
597
00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:30,926
I don't want to die at
James Franco's house.
598
00:24:31,450 --> 00:24:32,883
You heard the TV.
599
00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:36,645
The TV said stay here. It
said stay in your homes.
600
00:24:36,730 --> 00:24:39,803
We need to stay here until they
start rescuing people, okay?
601
00:24:39,891 --> 00:24:42,405
A huge earthquake happens.
Who do they rescue first?
602
00:24:42,491 --> 00:24:43,890
Actors. Famous people.
603
00:24:43,971 --> 00:24:46,439
They'll get Clooney,
Sandra Bullock, me.
604
00:24:46,531 --> 00:24:48,283
If there's room,
you guys'll come.
605
00:24:48,371 --> 00:24:50,731
The point is, is that we're all
gonna get out of this first.
606
00:24:51,652 --> 00:24:52,641
What the hell was that?
607
00:24:52,732 --> 00:24:54,085
It's already going
crazy out there, guys.
608
00:24:54,172 --> 00:24:57,402
We can't leave. I'm not leaving, okay?
I'm a victim.
609
00:24:57,491 --> 00:25:00,324
I've had a victim's mentality my whole life.
People can smell it on me.
610
00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:02,242
When I was a kid, I
had man-titties.
611
00:25:02,331 --> 00:25:04,004
The bullies held me down,
they tittie-fucked me.
612
00:25:04,092 --> 00:25:05,411
That's what's happening
out there right now.
613
00:25:05,532 --> 00:25:06,760
That's right, we are all soft.
614
00:25:06,852 --> 00:25:07,967
Yeah. We are all soft!
615
00:25:08,052 --> 00:25:10,008
We are actors! We pretend
to be hard, man.
616
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,923
Yeah. We soft as baby shit.
617
00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:14,606
As baby shit, soft as... Wait,
Craig, what are you doing, man?
618
00:25:14,692 --> 00:25:17,161
Hey, hey, what are you doing? What
are you doing to the painting, man?
619
00:25:17,293 --> 00:25:18,885
We got to board this shit up, man.
Board it up?
620
00:25:18,973 --> 00:25:20,406
We got to protect ourselves.
We don't know
621
00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:22,205
how long we gonna be in here.
Okay, chill.
622
00:25:22,293 --> 00:25:23,487
There's raccoons, and
bandits, and shit out there.
623
00:25:23,573 --> 00:25:25,052
This is Obey, man! If
you get out the way!
624
00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:27,442
This is my favorite fucking painting!
What are you doing, Craig?
625
00:25:27,533 --> 00:25:28,523
Guys, help.
626
00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:30,445
Help. Help. Get off.
627
00:25:31,934 --> 00:25:33,128
Chill. Look.
628
00:25:33,214 --> 00:25:35,011
Helicopter! Helicopter!
629
00:25:36,374 --> 00:25:40,127
The good guys are here. We're fine!
It's gonna be fine.
630
00:25:44,374 --> 00:25:45,853
God damn!
631
00:25:45,934 --> 00:25:47,845
Oh! God damn!
632
00:25:48,254 --> 00:25:49,687
Ow! Shit!
633
00:25:49,774 --> 00:25:50,763
You okay?
634
00:25:50,854 --> 00:25:52,173
No, I'm not okay!
635
00:25:52,254 --> 00:25:54,371
Fuck your house, Franco!
636
00:25:54,495 --> 00:25:56,725
My house didn't do that! Aah!
637
00:25:57,775 --> 00:25:59,003
Ow.
638
00:26:02,255 --> 00:26:05,213
You don't got a tool kit or nothing?
Just a toolbox?
639
00:26:05,295 --> 00:26:06,649
I don't know. Look in there.
640
00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,213
Where's the edge of this shit?
641
00:26:12,296 --> 00:26:14,412
Your thumb's in
my butthole, man.
642
00:26:14,736 --> 00:26:15,930
Whoa.
643
00:26:16,016 --> 00:26:17,654
Y'all need this dick?
644
00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:18,766
No, we're not using it.
645
00:26:18,857 --> 00:26:20,416
All right, I'm gonna
take it over here.
646
00:26:20,417 --> 00:26:22,771
Careful with that dick. Damn.
647
00:26:26,096 --> 00:26:27,449
It's heavy.
648
00:26:28,096 --> 00:26:31,248
There it is, got that dick now.
649
00:26:31,337 --> 00:26:33,771
That dick is coming now.
650
00:26:34,297 --> 00:26:36,606
Yeah, got this big dick.
651
00:26:40,817 --> 00:26:42,250
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey.
652
00:26:42,337 --> 00:26:43,896
What now? Listen.
653
00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:47,015
Not the Rogen, all right?
Don't take him.
654
00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:48,173
Take me.
655
00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:51,694
We got 12 bottles of water,
56 beers, two vodkas,
656
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,895
four whiskeys, six bottles
of wine, Tequila, Nutella,
657
00:26:54,978 --> 00:26:58,654
cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas,
apples, bacon, steaks,
658
00:26:58,739 --> 00:27:02,652
pancake mix, CT Crunch,
milk, ketchup, a Milky Way,
659
00:27:02,779 --> 00:27:05,815
half ounce Sour Diesel, three and
a half grams Grand Master Kush,
660
00:27:05,898 --> 00:27:08,048
one ounce of 'shrooms,
15 pills of ecstasy,
661
00:27:08,138 --> 00:27:10,130
a porno mag, a baseball bat,
662
00:27:10,219 --> 00:27:12,574
and the video camera
from the movie 27 Hours.
663
00:27:12,659 --> 00:27:14,138
127 Hours.
664
00:27:14,459 --> 00:27:15,892
Uh...
665
00:27:15,979 --> 00:27:17,776
127 Hours.
666
00:27:17,859 --> 00:27:21,057
And a functioning revolver
from the movie Flyboys.
667
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,539
Old Faithful.
668
00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:23,939
Jesus. Thing's real.
669
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:25,817
No, I kept this from the movie.
Yeah.
670
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,458
This is an actual revolver.
I see.
671
00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:28,575
Franco, that's very
uncomfortable.
672
00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:29,695
Could you put that
down, please?
673
00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:30,735
Loaded.
674
00:27:30,820 --> 00:27:32,219
Love it. Awesome.
675
00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:34,013
Can you just put the gun away?
I always keep my props.
676
00:27:34,101 --> 00:27:36,137
That's really cool.
Always keep my props.
677
00:27:36,221 --> 00:27:37,290
I know how to handle it.
678
00:27:37,381 --> 00:27:38,894
He knows what he's doing.
I like this bit.
679
00:27:38,981 --> 00:27:40,380
I like it. I get it.
Let me see.
680
00:27:40,461 --> 00:27:42,417
It's real. It's heavy.
Let me see it like that.
681
00:27:42,501 --> 00:27:44,093
God damn! Come on, guys!
682
00:27:44,181 --> 00:27:45,250
You could kill... Careful.
683
00:27:45,341 --> 00:27:46,411
Bang, bang! Jesus!
684
00:27:46,502 --> 00:27:47,820
Please, put it down! Oh, fuck!
685
00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:49,937
Bang, bang, bang. You're dead.
686
00:27:50,061 --> 00:27:52,097
I hope you're fucking happy.
Pow, pow, pow.
687
00:27:52,181 --> 00:27:53,853
Stop... Guys, stop
fucking with the gun.
688
00:27:53,941 --> 00:27:55,454
Jesus! Jesus! Pow, pow.
689
00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:56,530
It's a real gun! Bang.
690
00:27:56,621 --> 00:27:57,610
It's so funny. It's so funny.
691
00:27:57,701 --> 00:27:59,135
Guys, it's funny.
It's not funny!
692
00:27:59,222 --> 00:28:00,621
We're getting sidetracked.
693
00:28:00,702 --> 00:28:01,976
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
694
00:28:02,062 --> 00:28:03,461
I'll just kill myself. No!
695
00:28:03,542 --> 00:28:04,691
Don't do that, Jonah! Jesus.
696
00:28:04,782 --> 00:28:05,771
Oh, no. Jonah, give it back.
697
00:28:05,862 --> 00:28:07,541
I don't know! I don't know.
Don't do that.
698
00:28:07,542 --> 00:28:09,294
Jonah. I'm so...
699
00:28:09,382 --> 00:28:11,135
- Oh, my God. Hey.
- Oh, dude.
700
00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:12,742
Come on, no, no. Don't. Jesus!
701
00:28:12,743 --> 00:28:14,301
Would you put the thing down?
The whole...
702
00:28:14,383 --> 00:28:15,663
I'm trying to have
some fun, man.
703
00:28:15,743 --> 00:28:17,415
Okay, okay, Jesus.
704
00:28:17,503 --> 00:28:19,653
Look, just because a bunch of
people fell into a hole outside
705
00:28:19,743 --> 00:28:21,182
doesn't mean we can't
have some fun.
706
00:28:21,183 --> 00:28:23,823
We're a bunch of best friends hanging out.
It's like a sleepover.
707
00:28:23,904 --> 00:28:26,259
Okay, food. How are we
gonna deal with this?
708
00:28:27,104 --> 00:28:28,139
Um...
709
00:28:28,224 --> 00:28:29,418
Can I have that Milky Way?
710
00:28:29,503 --> 00:28:30,936
No, you can't have
the Milky Way.
711
00:28:31,063 --> 00:28:32,178
That's my Milky Way.
There's a bunch... What?
712
00:28:32,263 --> 00:28:33,662
I went out this morning,
713
00:28:33,743 --> 00:28:36,816
specifically bought this Milky
Way to eat after my party.
714
00:28:36,904 --> 00:28:37,893
That's weird.
715
00:28:37,984 --> 00:28:39,424
It's not weird. It's
my special food.
716
00:28:39,504 --> 00:28:41,142
I like it. Back me
up on that, Seth.
717
00:28:41,224 --> 00:28:42,498
I don't think you should
get the whole Milky Way.
718
00:28:42,584 --> 00:28:43,619
I want some of the Milky Way.
719
00:28:43,704 --> 00:28:46,425
I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at
least get a bite of the Milky Way.
720
00:28:46,504 --> 00:28:47,539
Oh! Now Craig wants a
bite of the Milky Way.
721
00:28:47,624 --> 00:28:50,144
Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way.
It's a fucking Milky Way.
722
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:52,818
A fifth of everything is
what's fair and reasonable.
723
00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:54,702
Everyone gets a fifth
of everything.
724
00:28:54,785 --> 00:28:56,343
I want one-fifth
of your T-shirt!
725
00:28:56,425 --> 00:28:58,177
I want the bottom
part, the belly.
726
00:28:58,265 --> 00:28:59,698
I'm not sporting a crop
top in your house.
727
00:28:59,785 --> 00:29:01,344
I'll cut that shit off
and make a headband.
728
00:29:01,426 --> 00:29:03,144
You couldn't handle my midriff.
729
00:29:03,226 --> 00:29:06,059
Guys, the only issue is, I
kind of need the Milky Way.
730
00:29:06,146 --> 00:29:07,295
For fuck's sake.
731
00:29:07,386 --> 00:29:08,705
No, for real, I have
low blood sugar,
732
00:29:08,786 --> 00:29:09,775
and if my endorphins
drop too low,
733
00:29:09,866 --> 00:29:10,855
I'm gonna be a nightmare
to be around.
734
00:29:10,946 --> 00:29:12,856
What? Your LBS starts acting up,
735
00:29:12,945 --> 00:29:14,902
you can have a finger
scoop of Nutella, okay?
736
00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:17,375
One finger scoop of Nutella.
Fair.
737
00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,098
I'm going to bed.
738
00:29:19,186 --> 00:29:20,619
Jesus fucking...
739
00:29:20,706 --> 00:29:22,264
Don't touch that
Milky Way, Jonah.
740
00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:23,660
Night, James.
741
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:31,027
Oh, God, no!
742
00:29:31,867 --> 00:29:33,186
Fuck.
743
00:30:01,988 --> 00:30:04,423
Hey. Hey.
744
00:30:04,909 --> 00:30:06,388
I'm gonna sleep with you.
745
00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:07,742
What? I'm gonna sleep with you.
746
00:30:07,829 --> 00:30:08,864
It's too scary to sleep alone.
747
00:30:08,949 --> 00:30:10,028
But this is my little area.
748
00:30:10,029 --> 00:30:11,667
Well, I'm invading
your little area.
749
00:30:11,749 --> 00:30:14,661
I'm sorry, but I'm
too scared, okay?
750
00:30:14,749 --> 00:30:15,739
Are you mad at me, man?
751
00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:17,582
If I was pissed at you,
752
00:30:17,670 --> 00:30:19,900
I'm sure it would
have something to do
753
00:30:20,030 --> 00:30:21,588
with the fact that
I had no interest
754
00:30:21,670 --> 00:30:24,662
in coming to this
house socially,
755
00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:27,583
and now, I am
barricaded in here
756
00:30:27,670 --> 00:30:30,629
with a bunch of people
that I really hate.
757
00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:32,783
Maybe this was meant to be.
758
00:30:32,871 --> 00:30:36,102
Maybe this horrible, horrible,
deadly earthquake happened
759
00:30:36,191 --> 00:30:38,465
so we could become closer
as a group of friends.
760
00:30:38,590 --> 00:30:42,140
I don't need a group. I'm like DMX, man.
I'm a lone wolf.
761
00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:43,710
DMX isn't a lone wolf.
762
00:30:44,151 --> 00:30:45,869
DMX has the Ruff Ryder crew.
763
00:30:45,951 --> 00:30:48,226
You can't stop, drop,
and open up shop alone.
764
00:30:48,351 --> 00:30:52,469
You need people to help you in an
earthquake disastery situation.
765
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:56,465
It was something else.
It was Judgment Day.
766
00:30:56,552 --> 00:30:57,905
Like Terminator 2?
767
00:30:57,992 --> 00:31:00,267
No, not like Terminator 2.
For God's sakes.
768
00:31:00,352 --> 00:31:02,149
Like Skynet? You think
this is Skynet?
769
00:31:02,232 --> 00:31:03,460
Like, Skynet went live? No.
770
00:31:03,552 --> 00:31:05,304
Will you please stop
saying "Skynet"?
771
00:31:05,392 --> 00:31:07,509
Well, you're the one
that said Judgment Day.
772
00:31:07,593 --> 00:31:09,185
The biblical Judgment Day.
773
00:31:10,513 --> 00:31:12,310
What? That's crazy. It's just...
774
00:31:12,393 --> 00:31:13,587
You fucking heathen.
775
00:31:13,713 --> 00:31:14,702
Okay, here's the thing.
776
00:31:14,793 --> 00:31:17,023
Let's say for a second
there was Blue light
777
00:31:17,113 --> 00:31:18,672
sucking people up into the sky.
778
00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:22,223
That means that we were not
awesome enough to go to heaven.
779
00:31:22,593 --> 00:31:24,663
Shit! Shit.
780
00:31:29,433 --> 00:31:31,186
What y'all doing?
781
00:31:31,914 --> 00:31:33,029
Fuck you, Craig.
782
00:31:33,114 --> 00:31:34,945
I'm scared. It's
scary by myself.
783
00:31:35,034 --> 00:31:36,672
It's way better
with more people.
784
00:31:37,074 --> 00:31:38,109
I'm gonna come down here.
785
00:31:38,194 --> 00:31:40,628
Oh, yeah, good, yeah.
Get in here, man.
786
00:31:40,714 --> 00:31:41,669
Get right in there.
787
00:31:41,754 --> 00:31:43,347
So, you're gonna...
788
00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:44,834
Right here. Right here.
789
00:31:44,955 --> 00:31:47,549
I feel better, actually.
I like that.
790
00:31:49,195 --> 00:31:50,947
It's better with more people.
791
00:31:51,035 --> 00:31:52,024
Hey, guys...
792
00:31:52,115 --> 00:31:54,185
- Jesus Christ.
- Jesus!
793
00:31:54,275 --> 00:31:56,744
Sorry. Franco has this
crazy open floor plan.
794
00:31:56,836 --> 00:31:58,747
I can hear every word
you guys are saying.
795
00:31:58,836 --> 00:32:01,145
I might as well hang with
you guys if that's cool.
796
00:32:01,236 --> 00:32:02,874
Nice. Coming in hot.
797
00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:04,547
I gonna grab a
blanket from you.
798
00:32:04,635 --> 00:32:05,954
Give me that blanket.
799
00:32:06,035 --> 00:32:07,787
Get in the middle of it.
That's good.
800
00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:10,106
That's it. It feels so
much more safe now, guys.
801
00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:11,345
It's nice here.
802
00:32:11,436 --> 00:32:12,789
Should we spoon it?
Yeah, you want to?
803
00:32:12,876 --> 00:32:13,991
No! Want to go...
804
00:32:14,076 --> 00:32:15,065
Dick to butt? No.
805
00:32:15,156 --> 00:32:16,315
My butt to you and then Jay.
806
00:32:16,316 --> 00:32:18,147
I don't want to butt
to dick to anything.
807
00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:19,464
Are you docking into me?
You're doing tip to me?
808
00:32:19,556 --> 00:32:20,546
Or what are you doing?
809
00:32:20,637 --> 00:32:21,706
Should we go butt to
butt or dick to...
810
00:32:21,797 --> 00:32:22,786
Seth and I are gonna
go ass to ass.
811
00:32:22,877 --> 00:32:24,071
Do you want to go
front to front?
812
00:32:24,157 --> 00:32:26,227
No, I'm fine just
going dicks up.
813
00:32:26,317 --> 00:32:27,386
Dicks up?
814
00:32:27,477 --> 00:32:28,956
I think I'm going dick to ass.
You know what?
815
00:32:29,037 --> 00:32:31,073
I'm going Scarface-style.
816
00:32:31,157 --> 00:32:32,385
Both of you guys. Wait, yeah.
817
00:32:32,477 --> 00:32:33,627
There we go. Yeah.
818
00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:34,753
This is the best way.
819
00:32:34,838 --> 00:32:35,907
Good night, boys.
820
00:32:35,998 --> 00:32:38,353
Good night. Good night.
821
00:32:38,438 --> 00:32:39,666
Good night, guys.
822
00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:41,476
Night, my sweet guys.
Good night.
823
00:32:41,598 --> 00:32:42,667
Sweet dreams, fellas.
824
00:33:08,839 --> 00:33:11,229
♫ Livin' on fat pockets
on flat wit tha gat
825
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,754
♫ Rollin' around a
nine deuce Cadillac
826
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,155
♫ Still got my homies
to watch my back
827
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,595
♫ And they'll smoke ya ass
if you wanna come and chat
828
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,518
♫ Why wallow when you come to roll on?
I put the clip
829
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,677
♫ And before I bring ya ass on
830
00:33:23,761 --> 00:33:25,911
♫ Kickin ' dust on
your head like I bust
831
00:33:26,001 --> 00:33:27,912
♫ My grip surrounded,
I'm about...
832
00:33:28,001 --> 00:33:29,319
Fuck, yeah.
833
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,198
♫ When tha shit goes
down ya better be ready
834
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,599
♫ When tha shit goes down
835
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,196
♫ When tha shit goes
down ya better be ready
836
00:33:37,321 --> 00:33:38,356
♫ When tha shit goes down
837
00:33:38,441 --> 00:33:41,717
♫ When tha shit goes
down ya better be ready
838
00:33:41,801 --> 00:33:43,598
♫ Ya better be ready ♫
839
00:34:02,363 --> 00:34:04,752
Franco! Good
morning, sunshine.
840
00:34:04,843 --> 00:34:06,071
Guys! Guys! Wake up!
841
00:34:06,163 --> 00:34:08,961
Danny's alive! He's eating
all the fucking food!
842
00:34:09,043 --> 00:34:10,999
No! Danny, man, don't.
843
00:34:11,723 --> 00:34:12,917
Danny!
844
00:34:13,763 --> 00:34:16,038
No, it's cool, man. I fucking
made this for you guys.
845
00:34:16,123 --> 00:34:17,112
Stop eating!
846
00:34:17,203 --> 00:34:18,318
Don't eat another
piece of bacon.
847
00:34:18,403 --> 00:34:19,518
Guys, just chill the
fuck out, okay?
848
00:34:19,603 --> 00:34:22,561
I'm sure the Green Goblin can
fucking afford some more bacon.
849
00:34:22,643 --> 00:34:24,924
Dude, that shit's supposed to
last us till we get rescued!
850
00:34:25,404 --> 00:34:28,441
Wait a second. I
know what happened.
851
00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:31,118
You guys dropped acid, didn't you?
Mmm-hmm.
852
00:34:31,364 --> 00:34:33,483
Craig doesn't have any pants on.
He got fucking wild.
853
00:34:33,484 --> 00:34:35,918
Probably danced, sweated
all over the place.
854
00:34:36,004 --> 00:34:37,278
You got white shit all
over your mouth, Franco.
855
00:34:37,364 --> 00:34:38,639
You probably sucked
somebody's dick.
856
00:34:38,725 --> 00:34:41,523
Jonah over here probably
watched and jerked off.
857
00:34:41,605 --> 00:34:43,755
Jay, I didn't even know you were in town.
Good to see you.
858
00:34:43,845 --> 00:34:46,205
Danny, we're not on acid. We
didn't suck each other's dicks!
859
00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:49,004
James Franco didn't suck
any dick last night?
860
00:34:49,085 --> 00:34:50,644
Now I know y'all are tripping.
861
00:34:50,726 --> 00:34:52,567
You actually not know
what happened last night?
862
00:34:52,646 --> 00:34:55,205
Daniel, you may want to
stay seated for a second.
863
00:34:55,285 --> 00:34:57,162
Some really messed-up
stuff happened,
864
00:34:57,245 --> 00:34:59,475
and there were a
lot of fatalities.
865
00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:02,238
Oh, really? You're putting
your serious voice on, Jonah?
866
00:35:02,325 --> 00:35:04,715
Okay, tell me about
these "fatalities."
867
00:35:04,806 --> 00:35:07,878
Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz
is dead, Michael Cera's dead.
868
00:35:07,966 --> 00:35:11,641
Guess if Michael Cera's gone,
it's not a total loss, huh?
869
00:35:11,726 --> 00:35:13,239
Jesus, Danny. Michael
Cera's dead.
870
00:35:13,326 --> 00:35:15,044
What? It's not like that.
871
00:35:15,126 --> 00:35:16,806
It's not funny, man.
It's really not funny.
872
00:35:16,927 --> 00:35:17,916
Seth, that's a
better performance
873
00:35:18,007 --> 00:35:19,565
than you've given in
your last six movies.
874
00:35:19,647 --> 00:35:21,446
Where the fuck was that
in Green Hornet, huh?
875
00:35:21,447 --> 00:35:23,278
Jonah, you're fucking
sucking balls.
876
00:35:23,367 --> 00:35:24,968
You're an Academy Award
nominated person.
877
00:35:25,047 --> 00:35:27,402
You need to be fucking
selling that shit, dude.
878
00:35:27,487 --> 00:35:29,524
"Fatalities. There
were some fatalities."
879
00:35:30,248 --> 00:35:31,283
Fatalities.
880
00:35:32,168 --> 00:35:33,840
Okay, now that was good.
That was good.
881
00:35:33,928 --> 00:35:35,919
Does it seem like
we're fucking joking?
882
00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:38,567
Hey, hey, hey! What the
fuck you eating, man?
883
00:35:38,687 --> 00:35:41,486
Spit it out your mouth.
Give me the bacon!
884
00:35:47,928 --> 00:35:49,156
Shit.
885
00:35:50,008 --> 00:35:51,327
Shit, what do we do?
886
00:35:51,408 --> 00:35:53,240
Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em!
Shoot 'em!
887
00:35:58,209 --> 00:35:59,244
Should I shoot?
888
00:35:59,369 --> 00:36:01,405
- Shut up, Franco!
- Shoot the door, Franco!
889
00:36:02,089 --> 00:36:03,124
Oh, God!
890
00:36:03,209 --> 00:36:05,809
Did you not hear me knocking out here?
I've been knocking forever.
891
00:36:05,890 --> 00:36:07,767
Please! Please! You've
got to let me in!
892
00:36:08,810 --> 00:36:10,960
Hang on a second. What?
893
00:36:11,050 --> 00:36:13,518
Guys, I know it
sounds really weird,
894
00:36:13,610 --> 00:36:16,044
but I don't think we
should let him in.
895
00:36:16,330 --> 00:36:17,285
Why not?
896
00:36:17,370 --> 00:36:19,089
Yeah, why not? I can
hear you, by the way.
897
00:36:19,171 --> 00:36:20,808
I'm sorry. We just
don't know you, man.
898
00:36:20,890 --> 00:36:24,326
You could be like, a looter, or
a rapist, or a tittie-fucker.
899
00:36:24,410 --> 00:36:25,729
Like, I'm sorry.
900
00:36:25,810 --> 00:36:28,643
Look, guys, we just boarded up this
whole house to keep everyone out,
901
00:36:28,730 --> 00:36:31,291
and the first guy comes to the
door, we're gonna let him in?
902
00:36:31,371 --> 00:36:32,884
I mean, how do we know
we can trust this guy?
903
00:36:32,971 --> 00:36:35,724
I want to live! Things
have gone crazy out here!
904
00:36:35,811 --> 00:36:39,042
"Fucking crazy out here!"
This guy fucking sucks.
905
00:36:39,131 --> 00:36:40,166
What if he's the rapist?
906
00:36:40,251 --> 00:36:41,372
Man, even if he is a rapist,
907
00:36:41,451 --> 00:36:43,331
he can't rape all of us. Yeah!
No! So I'm not...
908
00:36:43,332 --> 00:36:44,924
I'm not a rapist! You
want to tittie-fuck us?
909
00:36:45,012 --> 00:36:47,765
If you want me to tittie-fuck you, I will!
So good! You'll love it.
910
00:36:47,852 --> 00:36:49,126
Seth, back me up, please.
911
00:36:49,212 --> 00:36:51,521
We can't just leave him out there to die.
Are you crazy?
912
00:36:51,652 --> 00:36:53,608
What do you want to do? I'll
do whatever you want to do.
913
00:36:53,692 --> 00:36:54,761
Let's vote on it.
914
00:36:54,852 --> 00:36:56,650
Yeah, I fucking
vote you let me in.
915
00:36:56,733 --> 00:36:58,166
Here's my vote.
Fuck all of you.
916
00:36:58,253 --> 00:36:59,732
I'm letting him in.
This is boring.
917
00:37:00,613 --> 00:37:01,694
There's something out here!
918
00:37:07,773 --> 00:37:09,843
This is real! This
is fucking real!
919
00:37:10,533 --> 00:37:11,682
God damn it!
920
00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:26,967
You guys!
921
00:37:27,054 --> 00:37:28,533
This man was alive
a few seconds ago.
922
00:37:28,534 --> 00:37:30,047
We can't play soccer
with his head!
923
00:37:30,134 --> 00:37:31,487
Pick it up, Jonah!
924
00:37:33,135 --> 00:37:34,534
What the fuck is going on?
925
00:37:34,655 --> 00:37:36,213
He blinked at me.
926
00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:38,411
He blinked at my face.
Seth, put it over there.
927
00:37:39,815 --> 00:37:41,009
Oh, my God!
928
00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:42,323
I got it. I got it, guys.
929
00:37:42,455 --> 00:37:44,810
There's blood all
over my floor!
930
00:37:44,895 --> 00:37:46,214
Time to relax for a second.
931
00:37:46,335 --> 00:37:49,088
Okay, someone should
look out the hole.
932
00:37:49,175 --> 00:37:50,244
I ain't looking out that hole!
933
00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:52,371
Last person looked through that
hole got his head chopped off!
934
00:37:52,455 --> 00:37:56,653
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whatever is
out there might still be out there.
935
00:37:58,656 --> 00:38:00,851
Okay, I know, I know. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
936
00:38:01,976 --> 00:38:05,173
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
937
00:38:06,816 --> 00:38:08,488
There's a lookout!
938
00:38:14,337 --> 00:38:16,453
Jesus Christ! Look, there's a
huge fucking hole down there!
939
00:38:16,537 --> 00:38:18,334
What the fuck is this?
940
00:38:19,017 --> 00:38:20,536
Where's the thing
that killed the guy?
941
00:38:20,537 --> 00:38:21,606
I don't know.
942
00:38:21,697 --> 00:38:22,847
How'd his head fall off?
943
00:38:22,938 --> 00:38:24,166
And where's the rest of him?
944
00:38:30,737 --> 00:38:32,011
Hi.
945
00:38:32,097 --> 00:38:33,769
This is James Franco,
946
00:38:35,498 --> 00:38:37,966
in my house, in my library.
947
00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:41,488
We've been stuck here
for about 24 hours.
948
00:38:41,578 --> 00:38:43,967
Danny McBride is here.
949
00:38:44,058 --> 00:38:45,537
I didn't even invite
him to my party,
950
00:38:45,538 --> 00:38:48,133
but he came and passed
out in the bathtub,
951
00:38:48,219 --> 00:38:51,291
and I got to say it's, like,
typical fucking McBride.
952
00:38:51,379 --> 00:38:55,497
Like, I've been feeling really
weird about him lately.
953
00:38:55,579 --> 00:38:58,571
Like, I don't really know if I
want to be friends with him,
954
00:38:58,659 --> 00:39:02,494
and then he fucking
showed up at my party,
955
00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:07,176
and now, we're stuck here with
him in disaster lockdown, so...
956
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:11,693
What up? What's going on?
957
00:39:11,779 --> 00:39:13,179
Hey, Danny. What's up, man?
958
00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:15,768
Not much. What are you doing?
What is this?
959
00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:18,328
Oh, it's just a
video confessional.
960
00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:26,414
Fuck that dude.
961
00:39:27,181 --> 00:39:28,933
- Earthquakes 'cause tsunamis.
- Yes.
962
00:39:29,021 --> 00:39:31,410
Tsunamis 'cause other
tsunamis, disaster.
963
00:39:31,501 --> 00:39:33,492
I mean, for all we know, the fucking
Lakers could have just won,
964
00:39:33,581 --> 00:39:34,980
and that's the reason why
all this is happening.
965
00:39:35,061 --> 00:39:37,017
Hole in Franco's front yard?
Sinkhole.
966
00:39:37,101 --> 00:39:40,458
Every single time I turn on the
news, sinkhole in South America.
967
00:39:40,582 --> 00:39:42,174
Bunch of South Americans getting
sucked into the ground.
968
00:39:42,262 --> 00:39:43,695
Sinkhole de Mayo.
Sinkhole de Mayo.
969
00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:44,901
That's why it's named that,
970
00:39:44,902 --> 00:39:46,494
because sinkholes happen
in the summertime.
971
00:39:46,582 --> 00:39:50,576
It's not wildfires. It's not earthquakes.
It's not sinkholes.
972
00:39:50,663 --> 00:39:51,778
I think I know what it is.
973
00:39:51,863 --> 00:39:52,852
Let's hear it.
974
00:39:53,783 --> 00:39:56,057
I think it's the Apocalypse.
975
00:39:56,382 --> 00:39:57,610
What?
976
00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:03,501
I'm serious, boys. It's all in
here, in the Book of Revelations.
977
00:40:03,583 --> 00:40:04,538
You took my Bible?
978
00:40:04,623 --> 00:40:05,612
Well, just hear me out,
979
00:40:05,703 --> 00:40:06,931
and you tell me that
what I'm describing
980
00:40:07,023 --> 00:40:09,776
isn't what's going
on right now.
981
00:40:10,183 --> 00:40:13,539
"And the skies shall open up, and the
light of the Lord shall shine down,"
982
00:40:13,623 --> 00:40:16,384
"and those of good heart shall be
brought into my kingdom of heaven."
983
00:40:16,464 --> 00:40:20,855
That's the Rapture, those are the
gigantic beams of Blue light.
984
00:40:20,944 --> 00:40:23,253
"And there will be a great
Mountain burning in fire."
985
00:40:23,344 --> 00:40:26,780
I mean, the Hollywood Hills are
literally engulfed in flames
986
00:40:26,864 --> 00:40:28,264
as we sit here right now.
987
00:40:28,345 --> 00:40:30,905
The Hollywood Hills ain't no Mountain.
It's a hill.
988
00:40:30,985 --> 00:40:32,179
Takes about 10 minutes
to get across
989
00:40:32,265 --> 00:40:33,414
that motherfucker
with no traffic.
990
00:40:33,505 --> 00:40:34,784
Cold water. I take
Laurel Canyon.
991
00:40:34,785 --> 00:40:35,740
Cahuenga. Cahuenga.
992
00:40:35,825 --> 00:40:37,701
I usually zip down Barham. Boys,
can I just fucking finish?
993
00:40:37,784 --> 00:40:39,058
I love Laurel Canyon.
994
00:40:39,184 --> 00:40:42,973
"And out of the pit Rose a great
red dragon having seven heads,"
995
00:40:43,105 --> 00:40:45,824
"that old serpent called
the devil and Satan,"
996
00:40:45,905 --> 00:40:48,783
"which deceiveth
the whole world,"
997
00:40:48,865 --> 00:40:51,425
"was released onto the earth."
998
00:40:52,305 --> 00:40:54,695
I love that dude. He's from
Where the Wild Things Are.
999
00:40:54,826 --> 00:40:55,815
It's a load of bullshit.
1000
00:40:55,906 --> 00:40:56,941
It's not bullshit.
1001
00:40:57,026 --> 00:40:58,306
Want to know
something else, Jay?
1002
00:40:58,386 --> 00:40:59,455
If this is the end
of the world,
1003
00:40:59,546 --> 00:41:01,138
and all the good people died,
1004
00:41:01,226 --> 00:41:05,425
what you're saying is Seth,
me, Jonah, Craig and Danny
1005
00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:06,536
are a bunch of assholes.
1006
00:41:06,627 --> 00:41:08,777
I'm straight-up lovable, son.
1007
00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:12,621
And if this really
is the Apocalypse,
1008
00:41:12,707 --> 00:41:13,742
you're here, too.
1009
00:41:14,387 --> 00:41:17,698
So, that means you're just
as shitty as the rest of us.
1010
00:41:18,588 --> 00:41:19,907
Doesn't feel too good, does it?
1011
00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:32,982
Hey, guys. I'm going
to sleep now.
1012
00:41:33,068 --> 00:41:34,421
Nobody come in here
and bother me.
1013
00:41:35,068 --> 00:41:36,057
Go fish.
1014
00:41:36,148 --> 00:41:37,820
Put it back inside of here.
1015
00:41:37,908 --> 00:41:39,819
Do you know what it is? Yeah.
1016
00:41:39,908 --> 00:41:42,103
Now you ask me for
something that you need.
1017
00:41:42,188 --> 00:41:43,588
First bit.
1018
00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:44,983
You're not cutting it all?
1019
00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:47,788
That's smart. You're
divvying it up first.
1020
00:41:48,069 --> 00:41:49,900
This is like, Fruyere or some shit.
That's me.
1021
00:41:49,989 --> 00:41:51,068
Come on, Danny!
1022
00:41:51,069 --> 00:41:52,549
You licked your finger.
Come on, man.
1023
00:41:53,349 --> 00:41:54,668
If they're all equal,
what does it matter?
1024
00:41:54,749 --> 00:41:56,103
Keep your hands
and fingers off.
1025
00:41:56,190 --> 00:41:57,145
Seth? Yeah.
1026
00:41:57,230 --> 00:41:58,948
Can I talk to you for a second?
Yeah, yeah.
1027
00:41:59,030 --> 00:42:00,429
Yeah, no shit.
1028
00:42:03,109 --> 00:42:05,304
Here. Off the menu, my man.
1029
00:42:06,589 --> 00:42:08,660
Holy shit, man. Where
did you get these?
1030
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:12,265
Hey, what's cheese without a few crackers?
Know what I'm saying?
1031
00:42:12,350 --> 00:42:14,227
Hide it. Okay.
1032
00:42:16,430 --> 00:42:17,863
'Cause we're a team.
1033
00:42:17,950 --> 00:42:19,019
Okay.
1034
00:42:19,110 --> 00:42:20,988
Freaks forever, brother.
1035
00:42:22,311 --> 00:42:24,267
Let's do all the drugs.
1036
00:42:24,351 --> 00:42:26,182
I don't really want to.
1037
00:42:26,271 --> 00:42:28,912
Should have thought of that before
you drank a can full of ecstasy.
1038
00:42:29,711 --> 00:42:30,780
What?
1039
00:42:32,952 --> 00:42:34,271
♫ Gangnam style
1040
00:42:35,752 --> 00:42:39,347
♫ Op, op, op, op,
oppan Gangnam style
1041
00:42:41,912 --> 00:42:42,867
♫ Gangnam style
1042
00:42:42,952 --> 00:42:46,581
♫ Op, op, op, op,
oppan Gangnam style
1043
00:42:46,672 --> 00:42:48,424
♫ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
1044
00:42:48,512 --> 00:42:51,868
♫ Eh, sexy lady
1045
00:42:51,952 --> 00:42:53,783
♫ Op, op, op, op
1046
00:42:53,872 --> 00:42:56,102
♫ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
1047
00:42:56,192 --> 00:42:57,308
♫ Oppan Gangnam style ♫
1048
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:08,552
♫ I fly like paper,
get high like planes
1049
00:43:08,673 --> 00:43:11,108
♫ If you catch me at the
border I got visas in my name
1050
00:43:11,194 --> 00:43:14,311
♫ If you come around
here, I make 'em all day
1051
00:43:14,394 --> 00:43:16,624
♫ I get one down in a
second if you wait...
1052
00:43:18,154 --> 00:43:20,429
Should we call Red?
Get more weed?
1053
00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:23,268
Oh, I don't know, man.
That guy's gone crazy.
1054
00:43:23,355 --> 00:43:27,587
Good thing I have a lot of
fucking weed for you guys.
1055
00:43:27,675 --> 00:43:29,904
I hooked you guys up.
1056
00:43:29,994 --> 00:43:33,873
Now I need you guys to
assassinate Woody Harrelson.
1057
00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:36,589
If pot's legalized, my
business will suffer.
1058
00:43:36,675 --> 00:43:38,984
And if my business
suffers, I suffer.
1059
00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:40,144
So much suffering.
1060
00:43:40,235 --> 00:43:43,068
All 'cause of that inbred
hemp seed, Woody Harrelson.
1061
00:43:43,155 --> 00:43:44,986
I have to do what's right.
1062
00:43:45,075 --> 00:43:47,510
Weed is for the people.
It's the people's weed.
1063
00:43:47,956 --> 00:43:49,875
If you don't assassinate him...
We already quit.
1064
00:43:49,876 --> 00:43:52,390
I'm gonna assassinate
both of you.
1065
00:43:53,356 --> 00:43:54,789
Run! Go!
1066
00:43:57,276 --> 00:43:58,629
♫ And take your money
1067
00:43:58,716 --> 00:44:01,072
♫ All I wanna do is... ♫
1068
00:44:01,157 --> 00:44:04,035
B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.
forever.
1069
00:44:04,117 --> 00:44:05,391
B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.
1070
00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:12,670
Look out! Shit!
1071
00:44:13,637 --> 00:44:15,753
You're letting them get away!
1072
00:44:20,557 --> 00:44:22,946
I smoked weed with Steve Jobs,
1073
00:44:23,037 --> 00:44:25,268
and that's when he
came up with the iPad.
1074
00:44:25,878 --> 00:44:27,550
It's pretty great.
1075
00:44:27,638 --> 00:44:29,437
We should make sequels
to more of our movies.
1076
00:44:29,438 --> 00:44:30,473
Yeah!
1077
00:44:30,558 --> 00:44:32,150
How about we not do
Your Highness 2?
1078
00:44:32,238 --> 00:44:33,751
Yeah. Do 128 Hours.
1079
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:36,147
The beginning of the rest of
your comedies. Looks good.
1080
00:44:39,999 --> 00:44:41,432
Oh, my God!
1081
00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:50,194
Emma! It's Emma.
1082
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,794
Oh, my God, you guys are alive.
1083
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,154
You're actually alive.
Thank God!
1084
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,992
I hid in a drainpipe for days.
1085
00:44:58,079 --> 00:45:00,957
Like, three or four. I
don't even know how many.
1086
00:45:01,039 --> 00:45:02,519
And then I stopped
hearing people,
1087
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,272
and I started hearing
growling noises.
1088
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,750
Out there, in your travels, uh,
1089
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,114
did you see anything
that you would describe
1090
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,713
as Apocalyptish?
1091
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,518
I mean, no,
1092
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:17,396
but, uh, I would say it's completely
obvious what's going on here.
1093
00:45:17,521 --> 00:45:20,035
I mean, it's a zombie invasion.
1094
00:45:20,121 --> 00:45:21,759
Fuck! I'm the one who
said it's been zombies.
1095
00:45:21,881 --> 00:45:23,599
You said zombies? I said
zombies the whole time.
1096
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:26,040
You said zombies? I don't think...
You never said zombies.
1097
00:45:26,041 --> 00:45:28,078
Wait a second. You guys
haven't been proven right.
1098
00:45:28,162 --> 00:45:29,390
These are still just theories.
1099
00:45:29,482 --> 00:45:32,042
Honestly, I'm just so relieved
that you guys are here,
1100
00:45:32,122 --> 00:45:35,159
and I'm very happy about the
idea of sleeping and just...
1101
00:45:35,242 --> 00:45:36,231
You tired? Yeah.
1102
00:45:36,322 --> 00:45:39,074
If you want to take
a little rest,
1103
00:45:39,161 --> 00:45:41,153
you're welcome to
do that upstairs.
1104
00:45:41,242 --> 00:45:42,516
Thank you. Cool.
1105
00:45:42,602 --> 00:45:44,160
- I'll show you the way.
- Thank you.
1106
00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:46,153
Thanks, guys. Seriously,
you're awesome, really.
1107
00:45:46,242 --> 00:45:47,800
You're awesome.
1108
00:45:48,442 --> 00:45:49,636
So fucking tight.
1109
00:45:49,762 --> 00:45:51,992
We'll be right out here, okay?
1110
00:45:53,483 --> 00:45:54,552
Fuck are you guys
doing out here?
1111
00:45:54,683 --> 00:45:56,878
Here's what I think we should do.
She's British, right?
1112
00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:58,681
She's used to eating
shitty food anyway.
1113
00:45:58,763 --> 00:46:00,640
Let's just give her all the
shitty food that we don't want.
1114
00:46:00,723 --> 00:46:02,243
That's fucked up.
Look how tiny she is.
1115
00:46:02,323 --> 00:46:04,234
She's not even a full seven.
She's, like, half a seven.
1116
00:46:04,323 --> 00:46:05,683
This is a fucking
cool thing, man.
1117
00:46:05,684 --> 00:46:07,003
I, for one, am very excited.
1118
00:46:07,084 --> 00:46:08,915
I'm a massive Harry Potter fan.
1119
00:46:09,004 --> 00:46:11,074
What? Yes. I love
fucking Harry Potter.
1120
00:46:11,164 --> 00:46:12,597
I cannot wait till she wakes up
1121
00:46:12,684 --> 00:46:14,356
and I can ask her all these
amazing questions about
1122
00:46:14,444 --> 00:46:15,638
how they made those
motion pictures.
1123
00:46:15,724 --> 00:46:16,759
Take it easy, Dumbledore.
1124
00:46:16,844 --> 00:46:19,723
Guys, listen, listen.
I think we need to
1125
00:46:19,804 --> 00:46:21,522
address the elephant
in the room.
1126
00:46:21,604 --> 00:46:23,356
Whoa. Jay, don't talk
about Craig like that.
1127
00:46:23,444 --> 00:46:25,002
That's fucked up. I'm
right here, man. Yeah.
1128
00:46:25,084 --> 00:46:27,200
I'm not calling
Craig an elephant.
1129
00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:29,363
Wow, that's fucking weird.
What does that even mean?
1130
00:46:29,364 --> 00:46:30,593
Yeah, no. That's racist.
1131
00:46:30,685 --> 00:46:31,800
I wasn't referring to him.
1132
00:46:31,885 --> 00:46:35,275
I was referring to the issue
that's on all of our minds.
1133
00:46:35,365 --> 00:46:36,639
What?
1134
00:46:36,725 --> 00:46:40,035
This is one girl in a
house with six males.
1135
00:46:40,125 --> 00:46:41,274
Yeah. Really safe.
1136
00:46:41,365 --> 00:46:42,481
Ideal scenario.
1137
00:46:42,566 --> 00:46:43,647
She's like a little sister.
1138
00:46:43,726 --> 00:46:45,159
I think that she needs...
1139
00:46:45,246 --> 00:46:46,964
It's important that
she feels safe.
1140
00:46:47,046 --> 00:46:48,525
Yeah. And comfortable.
1141
00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:49,959
And we should be mindful.
1142
00:46:50,046 --> 00:46:51,365
Who's making her not feel safe?
1143
00:46:51,446 --> 00:46:52,879
Well, I'm just
saying, we should...
1144
00:46:52,966 --> 00:46:55,322
We don't want to
give off a bad vibe.
1145
00:46:55,407 --> 00:46:56,920
Vibe? Vibes? I ain't
giving no vibes.
1146
00:46:57,007 --> 00:46:58,645
Yeah, wait, what kind of vibes
are you talking about, man?
1147
00:46:58,727 --> 00:47:00,604
He's talking about us
giving off a rapey vibe.
1148
00:47:00,687 --> 00:47:02,279
Hey! Shh! Whoa! What?
1149
00:47:02,407 --> 00:47:04,203
Jesus. Jay, what the fuck, man?
1150
00:47:04,286 --> 00:47:05,435
Chill out, dude.
1151
00:47:05,526 --> 00:47:07,404
Why you putting that
shit in the mix? Yeah.
1152
00:47:07,487 --> 00:47:09,247
He fucking said it.
You're the one saying it.
1153
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:10,726
No one here is thinking
about raping anyone.
1154
00:47:10,807 --> 00:47:12,445
Shh! Well, you
talking about vibes
1155
00:47:12,527 --> 00:47:15,360
is the only thing that's
rapey going on right now.
1156
00:47:15,447 --> 00:47:17,358
Dude, nothing was rapey till you
brought up the rapey vibes.
1157
00:47:17,447 --> 00:47:19,438
Fucking one who smelt it dealt it, dawg.
True that, dude.
1158
00:47:19,528 --> 00:47:20,927
One who denies it supplies it.
1159
00:47:21,008 --> 00:47:22,999
I know, it's farts, I get it.
1160
00:47:23,088 --> 00:47:24,237
Guys, guys, guys.
1161
00:47:24,328 --> 00:47:25,920
Jay's not rapey.
1162
00:47:26,368 --> 00:47:27,437
Jay couldn't rape a fly.
1163
00:47:27,528 --> 00:47:29,246
He probably could.
1164
00:47:29,368 --> 00:47:31,199
Maybe we should just stop this
entire conversation right now.
1165
00:47:31,328 --> 00:47:33,001
If anyone's gonna
rape anyone here,
1166
00:47:33,089 --> 00:47:34,408
it's probably gonna be Danny.
1167
00:47:34,489 --> 00:47:35,888
What the fuck, Franco? What?
1168
00:47:35,969 --> 00:47:37,368
Why do you think I'm
gonna rape somebody?
1169
00:47:37,449 --> 00:47:39,326
I'm just trying to
lay it out there.
1170
00:47:39,409 --> 00:47:40,762
I'm not gonna rape
anyone, all right?
1171
00:47:40,849 --> 00:47:42,168
If anyone's gonna rape
somebody, it's Jay.
1172
00:47:42,169 --> 00:47:43,761
- What?
- He came up with the rape idea.
1173
00:47:43,849 --> 00:47:45,044
And his face looks
like the police sketch
1174
00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:46,244
of a fucking rapist. True.
1175
00:47:46,329 --> 00:47:47,523
What the fuck does that mean?
1176
00:47:47,609 --> 00:47:49,201
If anybody's raping
Emma Watson,
1177
00:47:49,289 --> 00:47:50,404
it's fucking Sir
Rapes-a-Lot over here.
1178
00:47:50,529 --> 00:47:51,598
Chill out. Hey!
1179
00:47:51,849 --> 00:47:52,964
Whoa!
1180
00:47:53,049 --> 00:47:54,038
Easy. Easy.
1181
00:47:54,129 --> 00:47:55,198
Back the fuck up!
1182
00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:56,563
Emma. What's wrong?
1183
00:47:56,649 --> 00:47:57,719
Wait, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
1184
00:47:57,810 --> 00:47:58,925
I just heard you
guys talking about
1185
00:47:59,010 --> 00:48:00,489
which one of you is
gonna get to rape me.
1186
00:48:00,570 --> 00:48:01,969
No, no, no, no!
1187
00:48:02,050 --> 00:48:03,483
Guys, I got it. I got it.
1188
00:48:03,610 --> 00:48:05,840
No. It's funny. It's funny.
1189
00:48:05,930 --> 00:48:07,890
We were specifically talking
about not raping you.
1190
00:48:09,130 --> 00:48:10,246
Jesus! Holy shit!
1191
00:48:10,331 --> 00:48:12,083
Back up!
1192
00:48:12,651 --> 00:48:14,130
It's me, Jonah!
1193
00:48:14,211 --> 00:48:15,690
It's me, Jonah Hill.
1194
00:48:15,771 --> 00:48:18,331
America's sweetheart.
J - bug, J - bone.
1195
00:48:18,451 --> 00:48:20,252
Your friend. I would never hurt you.
Get back!
1196
00:48:21,891 --> 00:48:23,883
Give me everything you have to drink!
Put it in the bag!
1197
00:48:23,972 --> 00:48:25,769
There's six of us.
You cannot rob us!
1198
00:48:25,852 --> 00:48:27,080
I'm not fucking around!
1199
00:48:28,371 --> 00:48:29,850
Give her drinks!
Give her drinks!
1200
00:48:29,971 --> 00:48:31,370
Put the drinks in a bag!
1201
00:48:31,371 --> 00:48:33,441
Oh, God. Get all the
drinks in a bag!
1202
00:48:33,531 --> 00:48:34,851
Hurry the fuck up!
1203
00:48:34,932 --> 00:48:36,126
Okay, they're
getting the drinks.
1204
00:48:36,212 --> 00:48:38,248
Put the ax down. Don't
give the Milky Way away.
1205
00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:40,243
All right, you can
put the ax down now.
1206
00:48:40,332 --> 00:48:41,453
Now, Franco! Shoot her face!
1207
00:48:41,492 --> 00:48:42,607
Shoot her!
1208
00:48:42,692 --> 00:48:44,250
I'm not gonna shoot
Emma Watson!
1209
00:48:44,332 --> 00:48:45,970
Look, Emma, just
stay here with us.
1210
00:48:46,052 --> 00:48:47,691
It's a lot safer
than out there.
1211
00:48:53,813 --> 00:48:56,281
Hermione just stole
all of our shit.
1212
00:48:56,373 --> 00:49:00,049
Little bitty-ass
20-year-old jacked us.
1213
00:49:00,134 --> 00:49:03,444
And then Jay suggested that we all
rape her, and now she's gone.
1214
00:49:03,534 --> 00:49:05,843
I didn't... I was just... I...
1215
00:49:05,934 --> 00:49:09,051
I think the only reason why he
did that is because Jay knows
1216
00:49:09,134 --> 00:49:10,533
he's about fucking
two minutes away
1217
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:12,206
from becoming the
house bitch himself.
1218
00:49:12,294 --> 00:49:16,207
So now, motherfuckers
is thirsty.
1219
00:49:16,574 --> 00:49:18,292
All right, guys.
1220
00:49:18,374 --> 00:49:20,126
The door to the
basement's out there,
1221
00:49:20,214 --> 00:49:21,613
around the side of the house.
1222
00:49:21,734 --> 00:49:25,011
I know for sure there's at
least two jugs of water.
1223
00:49:25,095 --> 00:49:26,574
Okay.
1224
00:49:26,655 --> 00:49:27,644
Uh...
1225
00:49:28,535 --> 00:49:29,809
Any volunteers?
1226
00:49:29,895 --> 00:49:31,696
Does anyone want to
volunteer and go with Jay?
1227
00:49:31,775 --> 00:49:32,810
What?
1228
00:49:32,895 --> 00:49:34,806
I thought you said, "Someone
volunteer to go with me out there."
1229
00:49:34,895 --> 00:49:35,895
I must have misheard you.
1230
00:49:36,015 --> 00:49:37,927
I'm sorry. You did
not, you motherfucker.
1231
00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:39,415
Hey, okay, ease up.
1232
00:49:39,496 --> 00:49:42,056
Just chill out, dude.
Just relax, man. God.
1233
00:49:42,136 --> 00:49:43,967
So how we gonna
decide this, fellas?
1234
00:49:44,056 --> 00:49:46,445
All right, guys, it's simple.
1235
00:49:46,536 --> 00:49:49,927
Whoever pulls the burnt match
has to go get the water.
1236
00:49:58,176 --> 00:50:01,088
Who wants to go first?
1237
00:50:02,137 --> 00:50:03,365
I'll do it.
1238
00:50:03,457 --> 00:50:04,572
Craig.
1239
00:50:04,697 --> 00:50:06,255
All right.
1240
00:50:07,257 --> 00:50:08,690
Go ahead, brother.
1241
00:50:15,538 --> 00:50:16,937
No whammies, no whammies.
1242
00:50:17,018 --> 00:50:19,771
- Hey, hey.
- Yes! Yeah!
1243
00:50:19,858 --> 00:50:21,689
Fuck, yes! Yes!
1244
00:50:21,818 --> 00:50:23,934
- Wooh!
- Fuck, yes. Fuck, yes.
1245
00:50:24,018 --> 00:50:26,054
So sorry, Craig. A
lot of guys in here
1246
00:50:26,178 --> 00:50:27,499
that I wish it was
instead of you.
1247
00:50:28,899 --> 00:50:30,651
You want to go best
two out of three?
1248
00:50:30,739 --> 00:50:34,254
If I tug, if I pull in any way,
or if you hear me screaming,
1249
00:50:34,339 --> 00:50:36,727
anything, you pull me
right back in, all right?
1250
00:50:36,818 --> 00:50:38,649
Yeah. We'll try, man, but
you're pretty heavy.
1251
00:50:39,299 --> 00:50:40,448
What?
1252
00:50:40,539 --> 00:50:43,292
No, I mean, I'm saying, I
just don't think it's smart
1253
00:50:43,379 --> 00:50:44,812
to make any guarantees.
Fuck, no.
1254
00:50:44,899 --> 00:50:46,571
You promise to pull me back in.
No, no, we're...
1255
00:50:46,699 --> 00:50:47,858
You got me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1256
00:50:47,859 --> 00:50:49,220
We're gonna do our best.
All right.
1257
00:50:49,299 --> 00:50:50,891
You want to do a test run? Yeah.
1258
00:50:50,979 --> 00:50:52,580
You gotta scream. Let
us hear the scream.
1259
00:50:52,780 --> 00:50:54,259
Pull.
1260
00:50:54,340 --> 00:50:55,773
Nice. Very nice.
1261
00:50:55,860 --> 00:50:56,975
Everyone thank Craig
for doing this.
1262
00:50:57,060 --> 00:50:58,812
Thanks, Craig.
Thank you, Craig.
1263
00:50:58,900 --> 00:50:59,889
Go for it, Craig.
1264
00:50:59,980 --> 00:51:01,971
Getting smoky in here.
Go, go, go, go.
1265
00:51:05,621 --> 00:51:07,339
This is fucked up.
1266
00:51:18,022 --> 00:51:19,852
Goddamn.
1267
00:51:19,941 --> 00:51:21,932
Smoky as fuck out here.
1268
00:51:40,862 --> 00:51:41,898
Rope burn! Ah! Ooh!
1269
00:51:41,983 --> 00:51:43,655
Grab it, grab it, grab it!
1270
00:51:43,743 --> 00:51:44,971
Oh, no, no, no, no!
1271
00:51:45,063 --> 00:51:46,098
Shit. Oh, no.
1272
00:51:46,223 --> 00:51:48,214
Shit. Shit.
1273
00:51:56,904 --> 00:51:58,178
Come on, motherfucker. Shit!
1274
00:52:01,264 --> 00:52:02,742
Fuck this shit.
1275
00:52:08,704 --> 00:52:11,502
Fellas, fellas! Pull me in!
Pull the rope!
1276
00:52:11,624 --> 00:52:13,182
Pull me in! We don't
have the rope anymore!
1277
00:52:13,264 --> 00:52:14,663
We fucking dropped it!
We're sorry!
1278
00:52:14,664 --> 00:52:15,813
You've got the rope, man!
1279
00:52:15,904 --> 00:52:17,223
What?
1280
00:52:22,785 --> 00:52:24,457
Craig! What the fuck do we do?
1281
00:52:24,545 --> 00:52:26,297
Craig! Craig!
1282
00:52:28,065 --> 00:52:29,054
Are you okay?
1283
00:52:29,145 --> 00:52:30,180
What happened, man?
1284
00:52:30,265 --> 00:52:31,905
I don't know! There's
something out there.
1285
00:52:35,626 --> 00:52:36,775
Oh, shit!
1286
00:52:39,946 --> 00:52:41,982
A knife! Somebody
throw me a knife!
1287
00:52:42,066 --> 00:52:43,340
I'll get it.
1288
00:52:47,026 --> 00:52:49,256
Why? OMG.
1289
00:52:49,346 --> 00:52:50,859
Jay, I'm so sorry, bro.
1290
00:52:50,946 --> 00:52:51,935
The fuck?
1291
00:52:53,786 --> 00:52:55,306
Cut it! Cut it! Cut it!
Cut it! Cut it!
1292
00:52:56,627 --> 00:52:59,141
God! What the fuck was that?
1293
00:52:59,227 --> 00:53:00,342
I don't know what
the fuck that was,
1294
00:53:00,467 --> 00:53:01,582
but I ain't going
back out there.
1295
00:53:01,667 --> 00:53:02,736
Craig, you didn't even
get any of the water.
1296
00:53:02,827 --> 00:53:03,816
The door was fucked up.
1297
00:53:03,907 --> 00:53:06,057
Damn it, this is
so frustrating!
1298
00:53:06,147 --> 00:53:08,422
It's so close, but so far.
1299
00:53:08,507 --> 00:53:11,580
The water, it's, like,
right underneath us.
1300
00:53:11,668 --> 00:53:13,306
Like, right there.
1301
00:53:13,388 --> 00:53:16,141
What do you mean
"right underneath us"?
1302
00:53:16,228 --> 00:53:19,504
Like, literally,
like, right there.
1303
00:53:19,588 --> 00:53:21,226
If you went right
through the floor.
1304
00:53:33,428 --> 00:53:34,862
Yo.
1305
00:53:34,949 --> 00:53:39,340
Danny and Jonah's shift ends in ten
minutes, so our break is almost over.
1306
00:53:39,949 --> 00:53:41,348
Okay.
1307
00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:42,817
Let me ask you something.
1308
00:53:44,349 --> 00:53:46,818
You really think this is
1309
00:53:46,910 --> 00:53:48,389
the Apocalypse?
1310
00:53:48,470 --> 00:53:50,938
You saw something out
there, didn't you?
1311
00:53:51,030 --> 00:53:56,468
All right, let's just say for
sake of argument, what if I did?
1312
00:53:56,550 --> 00:53:58,666
What if this is the real
shit, right now, happening?
1313
00:53:59,671 --> 00:54:02,139
What if it is, man? We're
not prepared for this.
1314
00:54:02,271 --> 00:54:04,191
What do we do? What's next?
It says in the Bible,
1315
00:54:04,271 --> 00:54:06,182
"The worthy will
ascend to Heaven."
1316
00:54:06,271 --> 00:54:11,469
Even if it is the Apocalypse,
it's not the end of us.
1317
00:54:11,551 --> 00:54:13,109
There's still hope.
1318
00:54:13,191 --> 00:54:16,422
We just have to somehow try
to prove our worthiness.
1319
00:54:16,511 --> 00:54:18,786
Okay, so, you mean, like,
1320
00:54:18,871 --> 00:54:22,307
like the Ten Commandments,
like, do shit unto people
1321
00:54:22,391 --> 00:54:23,631
that'll do the
same shit to you.
1322
00:54:23,711 --> 00:54:25,430
That's a great place to start.
1323
00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:26,911
You know, to just overall love.
1324
00:54:26,992 --> 00:54:30,064
Just be nicer and follow
those commandments.
1325
00:54:30,152 --> 00:54:32,461
Listen. We're gonna
get through this.
1326
00:54:32,552 --> 00:54:33,911
We're gonna get
through this, man.
1327
00:54:33,912 --> 00:54:36,586
You know why? 'Cause we're
gonna do it together.
1328
00:54:36,673 --> 00:54:37,867
You promise?
1329
00:54:37,953 --> 00:54:39,227
We're gonna do this.
1330
00:54:40,913 --> 00:54:42,983
I hear everything.
1331
00:54:53,114 --> 00:54:56,466
Who did this?
1332
00:54:56,553 --> 00:54:58,783
Did what? What are
you talking about?
1333
00:54:58,873 --> 00:55:01,467
Jizzed all over the pages
of this nice magazine
1334
00:55:01,594 --> 00:55:03,505
I was nice enough
to tell you about.
1335
00:55:03,594 --> 00:55:05,232
Was it you, Seth?
1336
00:55:05,314 --> 00:55:06,463
No.
1337
00:55:06,554 --> 00:55:07,953
No? It was me, Franco.
1338
00:55:08,034 --> 00:55:10,150
I fucking made jizz
in your magazine.
1339
00:55:10,234 --> 00:55:12,031
Why? When I fucking Jack off
1340
00:55:12,114 --> 00:55:13,832
long enough, I end
up jizzing, dude.
1341
00:55:13,914 --> 00:55:16,475
I'm assuming the same
shit works for you?
1342
00:55:16,555 --> 00:55:19,194
Real fucking smart answer! Why
don't you fucking aim, huh?
1343
00:55:19,275 --> 00:55:22,472
I have a particularly explosive ejaculate.
It just goes everywhere.
1344
00:55:22,555 --> 00:55:24,432
It's like a fucking
wild fireman's hose.
1345
00:55:24,515 --> 00:55:26,073
You just got to grab
on and pray to God
1346
00:55:26,155 --> 00:55:27,475
it doesn't get in your
eyes or your mouth.
1347
00:55:27,556 --> 00:55:29,194
The fuck kind of
jerking off is that?
1348
00:55:29,276 --> 00:55:30,265
What, you never
had any brothers?
1349
00:55:30,356 --> 00:55:32,956
You didn't learn to jizz in a fucking
sock or on a fucking tissue?
1350
00:55:33,036 --> 00:55:34,788
No, I don't have any brothers.
1351
00:55:34,876 --> 00:55:36,308
I was raised in a
house of women!
1352
00:55:36,395 --> 00:55:38,147
I highly doubt they
fucking taught you
1353
00:55:38,235 --> 00:55:40,875
to fucking close your eyes and
fucking cum wherever you want!
1354
00:55:40,956 --> 00:55:41,991
I mean, you're getting
all worked up
1355
00:55:42,076 --> 00:55:43,634
over a fucking porno mag!
1356
00:55:43,716 --> 00:55:45,946
Who has goddamn
porno mags anymore?
1357
00:55:46,036 --> 00:55:48,345
Welcome to the 21 st
century, Buck Rogers!
1358
00:55:48,476 --> 00:55:51,274
You designed a house with
fucking iPads in the walls,
1359
00:55:51,396 --> 00:55:53,786
yet you're jerking your dick
like a goddamn pilgrim!
1360
00:55:53,877 --> 00:55:56,391
That's right, man. I
like to fucking read!
1361
00:55:56,477 --> 00:55:58,596
You think that's the only
thing I jerked off in here?
1362
00:55:58,597 --> 00:56:00,596
I've been dropping loads
around this fucking house
1363
00:56:00,597 --> 00:56:01,791
like a goddamn dump truck.
1364
00:56:01,877 --> 00:56:03,356
You don't cum on my stuff!
1365
00:56:03,437 --> 00:56:05,038
I'll cum wherever the
fuck I want, James.
1366
00:56:05,118 --> 00:56:06,398
I'll fucking cum
in your kitchen.
1367
00:56:06,478 --> 00:56:07,672
I'll cum on your fucking art.
1368
00:56:07,758 --> 00:56:09,316
I'll cum anywhere I want!
1369
00:56:09,398 --> 00:56:11,070
I will fucking cum
right on you!
1370
00:56:11,158 --> 00:56:13,513
I will cum like a fucking
madman all over you, McBride!
1371
00:56:13,598 --> 00:56:16,351
Ooh. I fucking wish you'd
cum on me right now.
1372
00:56:16,439 --> 00:56:17,792
I fucking dare you
to cum on me!
1373
00:56:17,879 --> 00:56:20,267
God!
1374
00:56:20,358 --> 00:56:22,553
I'm gonna Jack my dick
so fucking hard in here!
1375
00:56:22,678 --> 00:56:25,192
This, no more, man. All
over your fucking face.
1376
00:56:25,278 --> 00:56:27,314
This fucking all more. All
over the fucking place!
1377
00:56:27,398 --> 00:56:29,037
I'll fucking cum
anywhere I want!
1378
00:56:29,119 --> 00:56:30,438
I'll fucking cum
on these walls!
1379
00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:31,998
I'll cum on the
fucking cabinets!
1380
00:56:32,079 --> 00:56:33,637
On the fucking furniture!
I'll cum everywhere!
1381
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:35,471
If I see your dick
one more time,
1382
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:36,912
I'm gonna fucking shoot it off!
1383
00:56:36,999 --> 00:56:38,796
You don't have enough
bullets, bitch.
1384
00:56:38,879 --> 00:56:41,394
No fucking jerking off
in my house, McBride!
1385
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:46,158
Come on, man. Fuck this.
1386
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:47,878
I'm just... I'm too
thirsty to do this.
1387
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,279
And the fucking bitter irony is
1388
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,475
I'm not gonna have my thirst
quenched until I finish this.
1389
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,073
God damn it, I hate it.
Danny, no.
1390
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,560
Don't walk away. Danny,
don't walk away from me!
1391
00:56:54,641 --> 00:56:57,678
It's too late, Seth. I've
already walked away too much.
1392
00:56:57,801 --> 00:56:59,519
No, you haven't. You
could still come back
1393
00:56:59,601 --> 00:57:02,160
and just fucking turn around
and come back and help me.
1394
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:05,354
Danny?
1395
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,275
Daniel?
1396
00:57:16,561 --> 00:57:17,880
Need a hand?
1397
00:57:18,481 --> 00:57:19,756
Yeah, dude.
1398
00:57:19,842 --> 00:57:20,797
Your shift just ended, man.
1399
00:57:20,882 --> 00:57:22,281
You don't have to help
me if you don't want to.
1400
00:57:22,362 --> 00:57:23,511
It's fine, I get it.
1401
00:57:23,602 --> 00:57:25,354
The fuck else am I doing?
1402
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,558
I appreciate it, man.
Thank you.
1403
00:57:27,642 --> 00:57:29,075
Done and done. That's cool.
1404
00:57:35,403 --> 00:57:37,963
I don't know why I'm thinking
of this, but remember that time
1405
00:57:38,043 --> 00:57:41,831
that I got you a fucking
Taco Bell gift certificate
1406
00:57:41,923 --> 00:57:43,595
for, like, 20 bucks,
and I bet you
1407
00:57:43,723 --> 00:57:45,679
that you couldn't eat all
of that in one sitting.
1408
00:57:45,763 --> 00:57:47,515
I do remember that. I
remember thinking,
1409
00:57:47,643 --> 00:57:48,843
"How much food could 20 dollars"
1410
00:57:48,923 --> 00:57:50,276
"possibly buy you
at Taco Bell?"
1411
00:57:50,363 --> 00:57:51,796
And the answer is infinite.
1412
00:57:51,883 --> 00:57:53,874
And we went to see
fucking Gladiator.
1413
00:57:53,963 --> 00:57:54,998
Yeah.
1414
00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:57,518
And you sharted midway
through the movie.
1415
00:57:57,604 --> 00:57:59,242
I did. Due to the
tigers' appearance.
1416
00:57:59,364 --> 00:58:00,877
I got scared of the tigers.
Yeah.
1417
00:58:00,964 --> 00:58:02,443
Literally, when the second
tiger came out, I went...
1418
00:58:02,524 --> 00:58:03,877
and then I shat.
1419
00:58:03,964 --> 00:58:05,283
I shat in the theater.
1420
00:58:12,285 --> 00:58:14,276
Jesus. Oh, fuck.
1421
00:58:14,365 --> 00:58:15,764
You guys okay?
1422
00:58:15,845 --> 00:58:17,483
I broke my ass in half. Here.
1423
00:58:17,565 --> 00:58:19,078
Shit, they got through!
1424
00:58:19,165 --> 00:58:21,361
You guys fucking did it.
Oh, my God.
1425
00:58:21,446 --> 00:58:22,435
Fuck. Did that hurt?
1426
00:58:22,526 --> 00:58:23,800
Oh, yes, it fucking hurt.
1427
00:58:23,886 --> 00:58:25,877
I loosened this up for
you, I'll have you know.
1428
00:58:25,966 --> 00:58:27,762
Okay, just shut up. It's
fucking dark down here.
1429
00:58:27,845 --> 00:58:30,279
Hold on, hold on.
1430
00:58:31,165 --> 00:58:32,234
Nice.
1431
00:58:32,365 --> 00:58:34,277
Okay, good. Thank you.
What is that?
1432
00:58:34,366 --> 00:58:37,039
That's Terrence Peterson. My
monkey flashlight key chain.
1433
00:58:37,166 --> 00:58:38,838
Monkey flashlight key chain?
Mmm-hmm.
1434
00:58:38,926 --> 00:58:40,484
What's his name?
Terrence Peterson.
1435
00:58:40,566 --> 00:58:41,965
You see it, Seth? No. Where...
1436
00:58:42,046 --> 00:58:43,365
Are you sure it's
even down here?
1437
00:58:43,446 --> 00:58:44,481
Terry Pete.
1438
00:58:44,566 --> 00:58:45,885
Uh, not sure.
1439
00:58:45,966 --> 00:58:47,286
Is there, is there any
weird shit down here?
1440
00:58:47,367 --> 00:58:50,245
Nah, it's where I keep all
my stuff from my old movies.
1441
00:58:50,327 --> 00:58:51,555
Costumes, props.
1442
00:59:02,928 --> 00:59:04,486
What? Is someone down there?
1443
00:59:04,568 --> 00:59:07,765
It's your fucking stupid
cutout from Spider-Man 3.
1444
00:59:07,848 --> 00:59:09,361
Jesus Christ.
1445
00:59:09,448 --> 00:59:10,482
No shit!
1446
00:59:10,607 --> 00:59:11,677
- There it is!
- Yes! Yeah!
1447
00:59:11,768 --> 00:59:13,679
What, did you find it? Yeah!
1448
00:59:15,768 --> 00:59:17,247
♫ LA-da-da-da-dah
1449
00:59:17,328 --> 00:59:19,319
- ♫ It's the motherfucking D.
- O-double-G
1450
00:59:19,448 --> 00:59:20,767
♫ Snoop Dogg!
1451
00:59:20,848 --> 00:59:22,247
♫ LA-da-da-da-dahh
1452
00:59:22,368 --> 00:59:24,564
♫ You know I'm mobbin'
with the D.R.E. ♫
1453
00:59:24,809 --> 00:59:25,924
Water.
1454
00:59:27,529 --> 00:59:29,087
Mmm!
1455
00:59:29,209 --> 00:59:31,279
That is so fucking good.
1456
00:59:31,369 --> 00:59:32,802
The two heroes over here,
breaking through the floor.
1457
00:59:32,889 --> 00:59:34,402
We did break through the floor.
1458
00:59:34,489 --> 00:59:36,401
Any of you guys would
have done the same thing.
1459
00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:38,799
Oh, man. That fucking hurt.
1460
00:59:38,930 --> 00:59:41,046
Yeah, I'm surprised you
didn't shart again.
1461
00:59:41,130 --> 00:59:42,279
I think I did.
1462
00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,201
Hey, what year is this? 19...
1463
00:59:44,290 --> 00:59:45,882
That's a good...
That's a good year.
1464
00:59:45,970 --> 00:59:47,244
Hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo!
1465
00:59:47,330 --> 00:59:49,003
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?
1466
00:59:49,091 --> 00:59:50,160
What am I doing?
1467
00:59:51,531 --> 00:59:52,964
Fuck, man.
1468
00:59:53,051 --> 00:59:54,961
I'm just pouring myself
another glass of water
1469
00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:57,006
to wash down that dry-ass
Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
1470
00:59:57,090 --> 00:59:58,318
That's very nice,
but you can't just
1471
00:59:58,450 --> 01:00:00,129
pour yourself another
glass of water, man!
1472
01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:01,200
Will you cut it out?
1473
01:00:01,291 --> 01:00:03,566
Yeah. We agreed to
one glass at dinner,
1474
01:00:03,651 --> 01:00:04,800
we voted on it, man.
1475
01:00:04,891 --> 01:00:06,119
Well, man, I'm just
getting sick and tired
1476
01:00:06,211 --> 01:00:07,564
of all these fucking
rules, man.
1477
01:00:07,651 --> 01:00:09,050
You don't see me putting
rules on you guys.
1478
01:00:09,131 --> 01:00:11,486
You cannot have another
glass of water.
1479
01:00:11,571 --> 01:00:13,607
Jay weighs 150
pounds less than me.
1480
01:00:13,692 --> 01:00:15,569
Why the fuck is it fair
1481
01:00:15,652 --> 01:00:17,529
that him and I should drink
the same amount of water?
1482
01:00:17,612 --> 01:00:19,330
We should be
dividing our rations
1483
01:00:19,412 --> 01:00:21,289
based on our
proportionate size.
1484
01:00:21,372 --> 01:00:23,840
I don't want to come off as
a diva here or anything.
1485
01:00:23,932 --> 01:00:25,172
It's just that I think everyone
1486
01:00:25,252 --> 01:00:26,527
should split
everything equally.
1487
01:00:26,613 --> 01:00:28,892
"I just think that everybody
shoul have the fucking same.
1488
01:00:28,893 --> 01:00:30,973
"I have a goddamn earring."
Shut the fuck up, Jonah!
1489
01:00:31,053 --> 01:00:32,773
You know what, Danny?
If you weren't jizzing
1490
01:00:32,853 --> 01:00:34,684
all the time, maybe
you'd be more hydrated.
1491
01:00:34,773 --> 01:00:36,364
You're making me into a
joke right now, Franco,
1492
01:00:36,452 --> 01:00:38,249
and you are not gonna like
the fucking punch line.
1493
01:00:38,332 --> 01:00:41,245
No more jerking off! No more water!
Just sit the fuck down!
1494
01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:42,652
Okay, I'm done.
1495
01:00:42,733 --> 01:00:43,927
We're not gonna have
any more water.
1496
01:00:44,013 --> 01:00:45,002
Good. All right.
1497
01:00:47,013 --> 01:00:48,605
Hey!
1498
01:00:55,854 --> 01:00:57,606
Someone help me!
Fucking grab it!
1499
01:01:00,374 --> 01:01:01,602
What are you doing?
1500
01:01:01,694 --> 01:01:02,773
You guys made this happen!
1501
01:01:02,774 --> 01:01:05,243
You guys forced my fucking
hand by ganging up on me.
1502
01:01:05,335 --> 01:01:08,293
God damn it, I'm gonna fucking
kill this motherfucker!
1503
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,809
That's what I thought. Nerd.
1504
01:01:17,576 --> 01:01:19,008
All right, guys,
1505
01:01:19,135 --> 01:01:20,250
let's get rid of him.
1506
01:01:20,335 --> 01:01:21,654
What? What do you mean?
1507
01:01:21,735 --> 01:01:23,248
Like, kick him out
of the house?
1508
01:01:23,335 --> 01:01:26,088
His fucking reckless behavior
is dragging us all down.
1509
01:01:26,175 --> 01:01:28,166
I mean, he wasted
our water twice.
1510
01:01:28,295 --> 01:01:30,127
Two times. Two times.
1511
01:01:30,256 --> 01:01:32,724
Dan is under a lot of pressure.
Okay?
1512
01:01:32,816 --> 01:01:34,568
And he's not handling it as
good as the rest of us are.
1513
01:01:34,656 --> 01:01:37,375
Look at him. He's wearing
my fucking tuxedo.
1514
01:01:37,456 --> 01:01:39,048
He's been eating nonstop.
1515
01:01:39,136 --> 01:01:41,492
The fucker's gained
weight since he got here.
1516
01:01:41,577 --> 01:01:43,568
The fucker's got to go.
1517
01:01:43,657 --> 01:01:44,646
Go.
1518
01:01:44,737 --> 01:01:46,329
The fucker's got to go.
1519
01:01:50,857 --> 01:01:52,415
This is how you all feel?
1520
01:01:52,497 --> 01:01:53,772
We talked about it.
1521
01:01:53,858 --> 01:01:56,736
You guys are gonna vote
me off the island?
1522
01:01:56,818 --> 01:01:59,730
I mean, I made you
guys breakfast.
1523
01:01:59,818 --> 01:02:02,092
Shit, man, you wasted half of
our food when you did that.
1524
01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:04,896
Just thought I was doing
something nice for you guys.
1525
01:02:04,977 --> 01:02:08,254
Just to apologize for my
behavior at the party.
1526
01:02:08,378 --> 01:02:09,697
Party I wasn't even invited to.
1527
01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:11,974
I'm not an idiot.
1528
01:02:12,458 --> 01:02:15,052
I know why you guys don't fucking
call me or hang out with me anymore.
1529
01:02:15,178 --> 01:02:18,215
It's because I party
so fucking hard.
1530
01:02:18,659 --> 01:02:21,696
Always have. Ever
since I was a baby.
1531
01:02:21,779 --> 01:02:23,497
I wouldn't just suck
on my mama's titties.
1532
01:02:23,579 --> 01:02:26,696
I would fucking bang
'em and motorboat 'em.
1533
01:02:27,899 --> 01:02:31,415
Everything I've been doing has
just been a cry for help.
1534
01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:34,298
When I came on your
magazine, James,
1535
01:02:34,380 --> 01:02:36,336
it was a cum for help.
1536
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:40,208
I've just been crying and
comin' and crying and comin',
1537
01:02:40,900 --> 01:02:43,130
tears from the tip
of my penis, dudes.
1538
01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:46,172
I'm sorry, all right? You
can cum wherever you want.
1539
01:02:46,260 --> 01:02:48,694
I don't even care about
cumming anymore.
1540
01:02:50,220 --> 01:02:52,654
Right now, I'm just
kind of into going.
1541
01:02:53,820 --> 01:02:55,492
Danny. Danny.
1542
01:02:55,580 --> 01:02:56,650
Hey. Come on, man.
1543
01:02:56,741 --> 01:02:58,254
I fucked up.
1544
01:02:58,341 --> 01:02:59,569
I'm sorry, man. Come on, look,
1545
01:02:59,701 --> 01:03:01,373
I was wrong. I feel
like shit, man.
1546
01:03:01,461 --> 01:03:02,940
I didn't want it to
happen like this.
1547
01:03:03,061 --> 01:03:04,130
Let's just discuss
it some more, okay?
1548
01:03:04,221 --> 01:03:05,495
Yeah. Let's just talk, dude.
1549
01:03:05,581 --> 01:03:08,254
We're giving you an option.
It's a choice, man.
1550
01:03:08,341 --> 01:03:10,173
There's nothing to
figure out, all right?
1551
01:03:10,262 --> 01:03:12,935
You guys have said enough, and
there's no going back anymore.
1552
01:03:14,102 --> 01:03:17,094
I don't know if there maybe is, like,
something you guys could give me
1553
01:03:17,182 --> 01:03:19,776
so I could at least have some sort
of protection while I'm out there.
1554
01:03:19,862 --> 01:03:22,172
Danny, you don't
have to do this.
1555
01:03:22,263 --> 01:03:23,662
- Yeah, man.
- All right,
1556
01:03:23,743 --> 01:03:24,937
if you're really leaving
1557
01:03:26,263 --> 01:03:28,332
then you should take this.
1558
01:03:28,462 --> 01:03:30,100
Really?
1559
01:03:30,182 --> 01:03:32,491
You don't know
what's out there.
1560
01:03:35,823 --> 01:03:37,495
Thank you, James.
1561
01:03:38,383 --> 01:03:41,773
It means a lot to you, and I
appreciate that you'd give this to me,
1562
01:03:41,863 --> 01:03:43,694
you stupid, stupid
motherfucker!
1563
01:03:47,024 --> 01:03:49,777
Fucking psychopath.
It's a prop gun!
1564
01:03:49,864 --> 01:03:51,422
What, do you think I'd put
real bullets in here?
1565
01:03:51,504 --> 01:03:53,813
You were gonna send me out
there with a fucking gun
1566
01:03:53,904 --> 01:03:54,939
filled with blanks?
Oh, fuck you!
1567
01:03:55,024 --> 01:03:56,252
Don't turn this around on us.
1568
01:03:56,344 --> 01:03:58,335
You just tried to shoot
us, you fucking dickhead!
1569
01:03:58,425 --> 01:03:59,460
Fucking murdering motherfucker!
1570
01:03:59,545 --> 01:04:01,900
Whatever. Fucking
civilization is broken down.
1571
01:04:01,985 --> 01:04:04,374
There's no more reason
for this false bullshit.
1572
01:04:04,465 --> 01:04:06,376
You guys act like you're so
fucking high and mighty,
1573
01:04:06,465 --> 01:04:08,740
like you've never made a
goddamn mistake before.
1574
01:04:08,825 --> 01:04:10,780
Franco, you're just a
pretentious fucking nerd.
1575
01:04:10,864 --> 01:04:11,900
Fuck you.
1576
01:04:11,985 --> 01:04:13,054
And, Jonah,
1577
01:04:13,145 --> 01:04:14,498
you fucking cunt.
1578
01:04:16,225 --> 01:04:19,262
Craig, you didn't have
my back, back there.
1579
01:04:19,385 --> 01:04:21,501
You fuckin' disappoint me.
Bro.
1580
01:04:21,585 --> 01:04:24,339
And, Seth, you
duplicitous taint.
1581
01:04:24,426 --> 01:04:27,338
What? Then of course,
there's Jay,
1582
01:04:27,426 --> 01:04:30,975
the self-righteous, cock-sucking,
two-faced backstabber.
1583
01:04:31,066 --> 01:04:32,784
What the fuck are
you talking about?
1584
01:04:32,906 --> 01:04:34,624
I overheard your little
conversation with Craig, all right?
1585
01:04:34,706 --> 01:04:37,016
The only reason why you
care about any of us is
1586
01:04:37,107 --> 01:04:38,745
because you think that's
what God wants you to do.
1587
01:04:38,827 --> 01:04:40,180
You don't give a shit about us.
1588
01:04:40,267 --> 01:04:42,383
No, no, no, no, that's fucking
twisting that shit...
1589
01:04:42,467 --> 01:04:43,456
You're fucking lying.
1590
01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:44,900
Am I twisting this?
1591
01:04:44,987 --> 01:04:47,820
I believe you were
in Los Angeles
1592
01:04:47,907 --> 01:04:49,739
two months ago, at
the Four Seasons.
1593
01:04:49,828 --> 01:04:53,297
I saw you there, and you specifically
asked me not to tell Seth,
1594
01:04:53,427 --> 01:04:55,941
so that you could
maintain the illusion
1595
01:04:56,027 --> 01:04:57,460
that you always stay with Seth
1596
01:04:57,547 --> 01:04:58,628
when you're in Los Angeles.
1597
01:04:58,707 --> 01:05:00,345
Ooh!
1598
01:05:01,388 --> 01:05:02,582
Jay.
1599
01:05:02,668 --> 01:05:04,386
Fuck, man. It's not...
1600
01:05:04,468 --> 01:05:06,777
Textbook twattage.
1601
01:05:06,868 --> 01:05:08,859
And just for the
record, you guys,
1602
01:05:08,948 --> 01:05:11,223
I'm choosing to leave,
you're not kicking me out.
1603
01:05:11,308 --> 01:05:13,425
You guys had already said
that I could come back in
1604
01:05:13,509 --> 01:05:15,704
and I'm the one who said
that I'm not coming back in.
1605
01:05:15,789 --> 01:05:17,063
Don't be cocky.
1606
01:05:22,509 --> 01:05:23,862
Get the fuck out of here.
1607
01:05:25,549 --> 01:05:27,188
Is that true?
1608
01:05:29,270 --> 01:05:30,305
Yes.
1609
01:05:30,390 --> 01:05:31,743
Jay...
1610
01:05:32,990 --> 01:05:34,469
I know this is
probably my fault
1611
01:05:34,550 --> 01:05:35,948
because I put you
on a pedestal,
1612
01:05:36,029 --> 01:05:38,703
but you should not be
dishonest with your friends.
1613
01:05:38,790 --> 01:05:40,860
But you really let me down.
1614
01:05:41,950 --> 01:05:43,508
Hey! Whoa! Jay, damn, man.
1615
01:05:43,590 --> 01:05:45,945
Fucker. What the hell?
1616
01:05:46,030 --> 01:05:47,907
It's all fucked, isn't it?
1617
01:05:48,630 --> 01:05:49,983
Jonah, you okay? Yeah.
1618
01:05:50,470 --> 01:05:51,790
Bleeding?
1619
01:05:55,591 --> 01:05:56,580
Yeah.
1620
01:05:59,151 --> 01:06:03,144
His insides hurt worse
than my outsides.
1621
01:06:10,952 --> 01:06:12,271
Dear God,
1622
01:06:13,992 --> 01:06:16,268
I'd like to pray to
You for a second.
1623
01:06:16,353 --> 01:06:18,025
It's me, Jonah Hill.
1624
01:06:20,032 --> 01:06:21,704
From Money ball.
1625
01:06:24,032 --> 01:06:28,424
I hate Jay so fucking much.
1626
01:06:28,513 --> 01:06:31,471
I think he might be the worst
person You ever created.
1627
01:06:31,553 --> 01:06:35,068
I don't want to
judge You, but...
1628
01:06:35,153 --> 01:06:38,384
What's up? What were
You thinking that day?
1629
01:06:38,473 --> 01:06:43,025
I love Seth, I love being his
friend, he's an awesome guy,
1630
01:06:43,114 --> 01:06:45,389
but it's like Jay is
the last connection
1631
01:06:45,474 --> 01:06:48,989
to his shitty, weird
Canadian life.
1632
01:06:50,154 --> 01:06:51,906
Just do me one favor, God.
1633
01:06:54,115 --> 01:06:55,867
Just kill Jay.
1634
01:06:58,275 --> 01:06:59,867
That'd be so tight.
1635
01:07:58,118 --> 01:07:59,995
Stop, man.
1636
01:08:00,078 --> 01:08:02,228
Seriously, Craig, stop.
1637
01:08:02,718 --> 01:08:04,629
Your nails are sharp.
1638
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:17,908
This is no dream!
1639
01:08:18,879 --> 01:08:21,155
This is really happening!
1640
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:23,275
No!
1641
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:39,993
Something, um, not that
chill happened last night.
1642
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:45,272
Yo, so, I just drank my own
pee for the first time.
1643
01:08:45,961 --> 01:08:50,352
And it ain't bad. I
never thought to do it.
1644
01:08:50,441 --> 01:08:53,558
I always thought, you know,
pee stink, whatever, but...
1645
01:08:53,681 --> 01:08:55,034
Shh.
1646
01:09:11,562 --> 01:09:13,473
I think we all remember
how this works.
1647
01:09:13,562 --> 01:09:15,712
Whoever gets the burnt match
has to go to one of Franco's
1648
01:09:15,802 --> 01:09:17,713
neighbors' houses, get us
some food and some water.
1649
01:09:17,802 --> 01:09:19,633
No-ho-ho. No, I'm
not going first.
1650
01:09:19,722 --> 01:09:21,201
I'll go first. Thank you.
1651
01:09:21,282 --> 01:09:23,034
Very mature of you. Thank you.
1652
01:09:27,483 --> 01:09:28,836
Yes!
1653
01:09:28,923 --> 01:09:30,641
Sorry.
1654
01:09:31,763 --> 01:09:32,752
Good job.
1655
01:09:36,484 --> 01:09:37,678
You okay, Jonah?
1656
01:09:37,764 --> 01:09:38,799
What's that?
1657
01:09:38,884 --> 01:09:39,953
You okay?
1658
01:09:40,644 --> 01:09:43,477
Yeah. Just bad sleep.
Crazy dream.
1659
01:09:43,564 --> 01:09:44,838
Here, Jonah.
1660
01:09:48,085 --> 01:09:49,438
Jonah.
1661
01:09:49,525 --> 01:09:51,595
Okay. Shit.
1662
01:09:51,685 --> 01:09:53,163
Craigers, you feeling lucky?
1663
01:09:53,484 --> 01:09:54,963
Will history repeat itself?
1664
01:09:57,724 --> 01:09:58,759
Thank you.
1665
01:10:01,805 --> 01:10:03,079
You got this, dawg.
1666
01:10:10,965 --> 01:10:13,321
Seth! No! Not you!
1667
01:10:20,486 --> 01:10:21,475
I'm not going.
1668
01:10:21,606 --> 01:10:23,961
What? I'm not going.
1669
01:10:24,046 --> 01:10:25,320
I'm bowing out. I'm
declining to go.
1670
01:10:25,406 --> 01:10:26,442
What?
1671
01:10:26,527 --> 01:10:27,687
Let me break it down for you.
1672
01:10:27,927 --> 01:10:29,519
I'm not fucking going.
1673
01:10:29,607 --> 01:10:31,643
You are definitely going.
Tell him he's fucking going.
1674
01:10:31,727 --> 01:10:34,002
Tell you what, why don't you
fucking go, Mr. Self-Righteous?
1675
01:10:34,087 --> 01:10:36,520
You're constantly saying what
assholes we are, how good you are.
1676
01:10:36,606 --> 01:10:38,165
You go get us some
fuckin' water.
1677
01:10:42,287 --> 01:10:43,402
I will go.
1678
01:10:44,567 --> 01:10:46,205
Because I have
1679
01:10:46,287 --> 01:10:48,164
something called honor.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
1680
01:10:48,247 --> 01:10:50,044
That's good. Yeah,
you're very honorable.
1681
01:10:50,488 --> 01:10:51,841
I'll go with you, Jay.
1682
01:10:51,928 --> 01:10:53,077
Really?
1683
01:10:53,168 --> 01:10:55,557
Is it because of
our pact upstairs?
1684
01:10:55,648 --> 01:10:58,082
Nah, 'cause you got
them skinny-ass arms.
1685
01:10:58,168 --> 01:11:00,204
You couldn't carry enough
to feed a hamster.
1686
01:11:01,688 --> 01:11:02,723
It's working.
1687
01:11:06,249 --> 01:11:07,602
Let's get that money.
1688
01:11:07,689 --> 01:11:09,247
Let's do it.
1689
01:11:09,769 --> 01:11:12,078
Yo. Out and to the left.
Shh-shh.
1690
01:11:19,569 --> 01:11:20,604
Bye.
1691
01:11:25,609 --> 01:11:26,928
Oh, my God.
1692
01:11:27,049 --> 01:11:28,278
What?
1693
01:11:28,810 --> 01:11:30,448
That's so sad.
1694
01:11:31,650 --> 01:11:33,766
Innocence lost.
1695
01:11:39,810 --> 01:11:41,164
What is that?
1696
01:11:41,451 --> 01:11:42,406
Fire.
1697
01:11:42,491 --> 01:11:43,970
There's, like, fire everywhere.
1698
01:11:44,051 --> 01:11:45,325
Damn it!
1699
01:11:46,291 --> 01:11:47,644
Hey, hey!
1700
01:11:49,531 --> 01:11:51,726
Fuck, yeah. Let's go,
let's go, let's go.
1701
01:12:06,892 --> 01:12:08,610
Hello? Shut the fuck up!
1702
01:12:08,732 --> 01:12:10,370
What? You yelling that shit for?
1703
01:12:10,452 --> 01:12:12,170
We got to find out...
Don't yell no more, man.
1704
01:12:12,252 --> 01:12:14,243
Crack you in the head
with this frying pan.
1705
01:12:14,332 --> 01:12:18,326
Okay. So we should probably
split up, cover more ground.
1706
01:12:18,413 --> 01:12:20,688
What you think this
is, Scooby-Doo?
1707
01:12:20,813 --> 01:12:22,451
We're gonna go in there, we're
gonna find the kitchen,
1708
01:12:22,533 --> 01:12:24,251
and get as much shit
as we can, together!
1709
01:12:24,333 --> 01:12:25,482
Then we're getting the
fuck out of here.
1710
01:12:25,613 --> 01:12:27,331
All right, all right.
All right?
1711
01:12:31,054 --> 01:12:32,043
Hey.
1712
01:12:32,654 --> 01:12:33,769
Hey.
1713
01:12:33,854 --> 01:12:35,446
What are you doing?
1714
01:12:35,534 --> 01:12:37,729
That should be me out there.
1715
01:12:37,814 --> 01:12:39,532
I totally fucked those guys.
1716
01:12:40,174 --> 01:12:41,527
Mmm.
1717
01:12:42,855 --> 01:12:44,003
Fuck was that?
1718
01:12:45,614 --> 01:12:47,525
Oh, fuck! Is he okay?
1719
01:12:47,614 --> 01:12:48,763
Dude! Jonah!
1720
01:12:48,854 --> 01:12:50,287
What the fuck? What do we do?
1721
01:12:50,374 --> 01:12:52,014
- Do you know first aid or anything?
- No.
1722
01:12:52,094 --> 01:12:53,175
Jonah! I suck at first aid.
1723
01:12:53,254 --> 01:12:54,528
Are you okay? Shit! Jonah?
1724
01:12:54,614 --> 01:12:56,446
Oh, no. Low blood sugar. LBS.
1725
01:12:56,535 --> 01:12:58,366
LBS! He's having
an LBS episode!
1726
01:12:58,455 --> 01:13:00,491
I'll get the Milky Way!
You get the Milky Way!
1727
01:13:03,735 --> 01:13:04,770
Ugh!
1728
01:13:09,416 --> 01:13:10,895
Jay.
1729
01:13:13,576 --> 01:13:15,646
Jonah, stay with me!
Stay with me.
1730
01:13:15,736 --> 01:13:17,647
I got it, I got it, I got
it, got it, open his mouth.
1731
01:13:17,736 --> 01:13:19,010
It's your friend, Seth.
Open his mouth.
1732
01:13:19,096 --> 01:13:21,565
Open his mouth. Open his mouth.
I'll get this in there.
1733
01:13:21,657 --> 01:13:22,976
Okay, okay. Shove
it right in there.
1734
01:13:23,057 --> 01:13:24,570
Jonah. Milky Way, Jonah.
1735
01:13:24,657 --> 01:13:26,170
You love the Milky Way.
Yummy, yum.
1736
01:13:26,257 --> 01:13:27,575
It's not fucking working, man!
1737
01:13:27,656 --> 01:13:28,645
What the fuck!
1738
01:13:28,736 --> 01:13:29,851
How do we get it in there?
1739
01:13:29,936 --> 01:13:33,088
Chew it up, chew it up and spit
in his mouth like a baby bird.
1740
01:13:33,817 --> 01:13:34,806
Mmm!
1741
01:13:34,937 --> 01:13:36,016
You just swallowed it, man.
1742
01:13:36,017 --> 01:13:37,006
It's so good.
1743
01:13:37,097 --> 01:13:38,689
Give me a bite.
1744
01:13:38,777 --> 01:13:39,846
Mmm!
1745
01:13:39,937 --> 01:13:42,610
The second it hits your
mouth is, like, amazing.
1746
01:13:44,097 --> 01:13:46,248
Okay. Open it.
1747
01:13:53,658 --> 01:13:55,250
What the fuck was that?
1748
01:13:55,338 --> 01:13:57,374
That's Hebrew.
That's not Hebrew.
1749
01:13:57,458 --> 01:13:58,812
It's fuckin' Latin or
something like that.
1750
01:13:58,899 --> 01:14:01,140
I went to Hebrew school for six years.
That's not Hebrew.
1751
01:14:01,979 --> 01:14:04,209
You will drown in
a river of blood.
1752
01:14:04,299 --> 01:14:06,210
The End of Days is here.
1753
01:14:06,299 --> 01:14:09,211
You will quiver in the
shadow of Kingdom Come.
1754
01:14:09,299 --> 01:14:12,211
Judgment Day is upon you.
1755
01:14:12,299 --> 01:14:16,577
The Apocalypse is nigh!
1756
01:14:19,139 --> 01:14:21,095
Hey, I think that's
all it could fit.
1757
01:14:21,819 --> 01:14:25,859
Man, let's take this back to
Franco's, get the fuck out of here.
1758
01:14:25,940 --> 01:14:27,134
Uh, uh...
1759
01:14:27,860 --> 01:14:29,054
What are we going back for?
1760
01:14:29,140 --> 01:14:30,221
What are you talking about?
1761
01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:34,259
In theory, we could
just fuckin' stay here.
1762
01:14:34,340 --> 01:14:37,253
And here, you don't
have to sleep
1763
01:14:37,341 --> 01:14:40,219
in a friggin' tent
under a dick.
1764
01:14:40,301 --> 01:14:41,654
I like my dick tent.
1765
01:14:41,741 --> 01:14:42,776
I'm just saying,
1766
01:14:42,861 --> 01:14:46,649
we could build a life here together, Craig.
I'd be really good to you.
1767
01:14:47,101 --> 01:14:49,013
All I know is I'm
scared as hell,
1768
01:14:49,142 --> 01:14:51,895
and I just want to get
back to our friends.
1769
01:14:51,982 --> 01:14:53,262
Yeah, but they're
not my friends.
1770
01:14:53,661 --> 01:14:54,616
Seth is your friend.
1771
01:14:54,701 --> 01:14:56,896
We've been growing
apart for years.
1772
01:14:57,021 --> 01:14:59,581
That's why I didn't stay with
him last time I was here.
1773
01:14:59,661 --> 01:15:02,096
And I stayed with him this
time to try and salvage it,
1774
01:15:02,182 --> 01:15:03,934
but clearly that
didn't work out.
1775
01:15:04,022 --> 01:15:06,661
Jay, like it or not,
1776
01:15:07,302 --> 01:15:09,020
those assholes are all we got.
1777
01:15:13,063 --> 01:15:14,052
Did you hear that?
1778
01:15:14,143 --> 01:15:15,656
Yeah, that was a creak.
1779
01:15:20,783 --> 01:15:22,774
What is that?
1780
01:15:24,143 --> 01:15:26,180
Ew! What is that? Is that bile?
1781
01:15:26,304 --> 01:15:28,340
I don't know. It's cold.
1782
01:15:28,424 --> 01:15:29,652
Sniff it.
1783
01:15:29,744 --> 01:15:32,212
No. You sniff it.
1784
01:15:33,264 --> 01:15:34,299
Ew!
1785
01:15:34,384 --> 01:15:36,055
What? It smells like puke.
1786
01:15:36,143 --> 01:15:37,132
Ew! Ew!
1787
01:15:37,223 --> 01:15:38,862
Don't get it on me! Ew!
1788
01:15:49,544 --> 01:15:50,864
It's in my eyes! Dude!
1789
01:15:50,945 --> 01:15:53,254
It's in my mouth! He's gone!
1790
01:15:53,345 --> 01:15:55,495
Where is he? He's
fucking gone!
1791
01:15:55,625 --> 01:15:57,820
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
1792
01:16:07,306 --> 01:16:09,900
Please, God! Jesus, Jesus!
1793
01:16:17,547 --> 01:16:18,535
Fuck.
1794
01:16:19,306 --> 01:16:21,024
Jonah! Jonah!
1795
01:16:21,106 --> 01:16:23,176
Jonah, stop this!
1796
01:16:23,306 --> 01:16:24,864
Please! Jonah, where
the fuck are you?
1797
01:16:24,946 --> 01:16:26,584
Why did you vomit on us!
1798
01:16:30,027 --> 01:16:31,938
Bad Jonah! Stop!
1799
01:16:32,027 --> 01:16:33,858
Stop eating him!
1800
01:16:33,947 --> 01:16:35,938
Watch out! He's super strong!
1801
01:16:36,067 --> 01:16:37,056
Aah!
1802
01:16:38,467 --> 01:16:39,536
Shit!
1803
01:16:39,627 --> 01:16:41,778
What is happen...
1804
01:16:41,868 --> 01:16:43,017
Oh, no!
1805
01:16:43,108 --> 01:16:44,860
I'm gonna tittie-fuck
you, Seth.
1806
01:16:44,948 --> 01:16:46,381
Don't tittie-fuck me!
1807
01:16:46,468 --> 01:16:47,901
What are they, big
B's or small C's?
1808
01:16:47,988 --> 01:16:50,548
I'm gonna push your
titties together.
1809
01:16:50,628 --> 01:16:52,266
Push 'em together!
1810
01:16:52,348 --> 01:16:53,907
I'll get you something to help!
1811
01:16:53,989 --> 01:16:54,978
I'll pass you something!
1812
01:16:55,069 --> 01:16:56,138
Okay, pass it to me.
1813
01:16:56,789 --> 01:16:58,745
Ow! Fuck! Shit!
1814
01:17:01,788 --> 01:17:02,777
Aah! Oh!
1815
01:17:04,788 --> 01:17:05,904
Seth!
1816
01:17:07,469 --> 01:17:09,460
We're getting crazy!
1817
01:17:15,389 --> 01:17:16,663
Come on! Come on!
1818
01:17:18,070 --> 01:17:20,584
Jesus, open, God
damn you, open!
1819
01:17:23,910 --> 01:17:25,741
No, no, no, no.
1820
01:17:31,551 --> 01:17:32,984
Jesus...
1821
01:17:33,511 --> 01:17:35,866
Oh, fuck.
1822
01:17:36,351 --> 01:17:38,023
We gotta hide. We gotta hide.
I know!
1823
01:17:38,191 --> 01:17:39,550
He's coming! He's coming!
I know he's coming!
1824
01:17:39,551 --> 01:17:41,109
I don't know what
the fuck to do!
1825
01:17:41,191 --> 01:17:42,910
I don't know...
1826
01:17:43,232 --> 01:17:44,664
Where are you going?
1827
01:17:45,071 --> 01:17:46,663
Shit.
1828
01:17:55,232 --> 01:17:57,188
Please go away. He's sniffing.
1829
01:17:57,952 --> 01:17:58,941
I'm so scared, James.
1830
01:17:59,032 --> 01:18:00,147
Be quiet.
1831
01:18:01,712 --> 01:18:03,430
You're breathing really loud.
Am I?
1832
01:18:03,832 --> 01:18:05,393
Don't breathe through your mouth.
Okay.
1833
01:18:07,352 --> 01:18:10,186
Now you're doing loud
nose breathing. Am I?
1834
01:18:10,273 --> 01:18:12,070
I don't know where
else to breathe from.
1835
01:18:13,713 --> 01:18:14,828
Is that... Seth.
1836
01:18:19,873 --> 01:18:21,466
Oh, shit. Don't move.
1837
01:18:21,554 --> 01:18:23,192
Oh, shit, he's coming right this way.
Oh, shit.
1838
01:18:23,274 --> 01:18:24,548
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
1839
01:18:32,153 --> 01:18:34,065
Get out of my way! Move! Move!
1840
01:18:34,154 --> 01:18:36,110
Fuck!
1841
01:18:39,234 --> 01:18:40,223
You okay?
1842
01:18:40,314 --> 01:18:41,463
Come on!
1843
01:18:41,594 --> 01:18:45,588
Let's go. Let's go.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
1844
01:18:48,115 --> 01:18:49,912
What the fuck! What
are you doing?
1845
01:18:49,995 --> 01:18:51,428
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
1846
01:18:51,515 --> 01:18:52,994
There's a fuckin'
demon chasing us!
1847
01:18:53,075 --> 01:18:54,667
A demon? Demon?
1848
01:18:54,755 --> 01:18:57,589
What the fuck happened to you guys?
That!
1849
01:18:57,676 --> 01:18:59,075
It's Jonah! He's possessed!
1850
01:18:59,196 --> 01:19:00,424
He's crazy!
1851
01:19:01,396 --> 01:19:03,751
Oh, fuck! You brained him.
1852
01:19:03,836 --> 01:19:05,556
Is that... I was supposed
to do that, right?
1853
01:19:05,636 --> 01:19:06,705
Yeah.
1854
01:19:10,116 --> 01:19:11,947
Motherfucker.
1855
01:19:12,636 --> 01:19:14,194
- Fasten!
- Hurry!
1856
01:19:14,276 --> 01:19:15,629
Fasten, God damn you, bastard!
1857
01:19:15,716 --> 01:19:16,751
He's gonna be fuckin'
1858
01:19:16,836 --> 01:19:18,189
bad news when he wakes up!
1859
01:19:18,276 --> 01:19:20,107
He's fuckin' strong.
1860
01:19:20,196 --> 01:19:21,868
My side's good. Oh, shit!
1861
01:19:21,956 --> 01:19:23,515
All right, I'll
fuckin' hit him.
1862
01:19:23,637 --> 01:19:25,195
Fuck! Come on, come on! Okay!
1863
01:19:30,637 --> 01:19:33,071
This shit's cray cray, guys.
1864
01:19:33,397 --> 01:19:36,356
I mean, it's, like, the
real, like Apocalypse.
1865
01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:38,747
It's, like, the Book
of Revelations,
1866
01:19:38,838 --> 01:19:40,988
like that means there's a God.
1867
01:19:41,078 --> 01:19:42,397
Right?
1868
01:19:42,478 --> 01:19:45,151
I haven't led my life as though
there's a God this whole time.
1869
01:19:45,238 --> 01:19:47,707
Who fuckin' saw that coming?
That there's actually a God?
1870
01:19:47,799 --> 01:19:51,109
I'd say 95% of the planet.
1871
01:19:52,638 --> 01:19:54,754
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
1872
01:19:54,878 --> 01:19:56,914
You might want to stay
away from saying that.
1873
01:19:56,998 --> 01:19:59,432
"Jesus fucking Christ"? Why?
1874
01:19:59,558 --> 01:20:01,231
Why can't I say that? One
of the Ten Commandments.
1875
01:20:01,319 --> 01:20:04,152
"Thou shall not take the name
of the Lord thy God in vain."
1876
01:20:04,239 --> 01:20:05,672
Jesus isn't the
name of the Lord.
1877
01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:06,953
God is name of the Lord.
1878
01:20:07,039 --> 01:20:09,075
Jesus, God, it's all the same.
1879
01:20:09,159 --> 01:20:11,468
It's the Trinity. Father,
Son, Holy Ghost.
1880
01:20:11,559 --> 01:20:13,437
It's like Neapolitan ice cream.
1881
01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:15,112
I don't even know what the
fucking Commandments are.
1882
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:19,352
Guys, I think this is sort of bullshit,
because we're all good people.
1883
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:22,592
I can look at each one of you
in the eye, I know you're good.
1884
01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:24,318
I'm good. We're four actors.
1885
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,357
We bring joy to people's lives.
1886
01:20:26,441 --> 01:20:28,159
Yeah, but we don't
do it for free.
1887
01:20:28,241 --> 01:20:32,439
We get paid handsomely, much higher
than the average profession.
1888
01:20:32,521 --> 01:20:34,360
It's not like it was just
handed to any of us.
1889
01:20:34,361 --> 01:20:35,998
We've worked really
hard to be here.
1890
01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:38,197
Yeah, pretend like it's
hot when it's cold.
1891
01:20:38,721 --> 01:20:40,871
You sitting on the
beach, it's freezing,
1892
01:20:40,961 --> 01:20:45,034
you in your drawers, talking about
something, everybody's surfing.
1893
01:20:45,121 --> 01:20:47,316
I think God might
have just fucked up,
1894
01:20:47,401 --> 01:20:50,439
made a mistake, and left
us behind by accident.
1895
01:20:50,562 --> 01:20:52,518
I mean, He's got a lot
of shit on His plate.
1896
01:20:52,602 --> 01:20:55,674
It's not an oversight,
it's not a mistake, okay?
1897
01:20:55,762 --> 01:20:59,914
We got to face facts. We're here, and
there's a reason we're all here.
1898
01:21:00,002 --> 01:21:02,312
Why are you so sure?
1899
01:21:02,403 --> 01:21:04,473
I've done things, man. I...
1900
01:21:07,603 --> 01:21:09,355
I gouged a man's eyeballs out.
1901
01:21:09,443 --> 01:21:11,195
What the... Fuck off.
1902
01:21:11,283 --> 01:21:13,035
Craig. Well, I was a kid, man.
1903
01:21:13,123 --> 01:21:15,319
It was a fuckin' bar fight.
1904
01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:16,723
It was a bad foosball game.
1905
01:21:16,804 --> 01:21:19,476
He said I didn't call spinneys,
and I fuckin' called spinneys.
1906
01:21:19,563 --> 01:21:22,396
He got all in my face, and I smashed
a bottle across his face...
1907
01:21:23,323 --> 01:21:24,995
and the first eyeball
was an accident,
1908
01:21:25,083 --> 01:21:27,723
but then I was, like, fuck it,
and I went for the second one.
1909
01:21:27,804 --> 01:21:29,840
It was fucked up.
But you know what?
1910
01:21:29,924 --> 01:21:34,361
That shit happens. I'm saying, that's...
I think that's why I'm here.
1911
01:21:34,484 --> 01:21:36,520
I got to admit something.
1912
01:21:36,604 --> 01:21:37,878
I, uh...
1913
01:21:39,765 --> 01:21:41,164
I fucked Lindsay Lohan.
1914
01:21:41,285 --> 01:21:44,118
She was fucked up.
She was high.
1915
01:21:44,245 --> 01:21:45,473
It was at the Chateau Marmont,
1916
01:21:45,565 --> 01:21:46,805
and she kept banging
on my door.
1917
01:21:48,365 --> 01:21:50,083
She kept calling me
Jake Gyllenhaal.
1918
01:21:50,165 --> 01:21:51,439
That's fucked up.
1919
01:21:51,525 --> 01:21:55,041
Yeah, I said, "Call me
the Prince of Persia."
1920
01:21:55,126 --> 01:21:56,320
See, that's what
I'm saying, man.
1921
01:21:56,406 --> 01:21:58,362
We've all done bad
shit, you know?
1922
01:21:58,446 --> 01:22:02,040
We've done more bad shit
than good in our lives, and
1923
01:22:03,445 --> 01:22:06,279
it's time to pay the Piper.
1924
01:22:07,246 --> 01:22:08,395
Whoa, shit!
1925
01:22:08,486 --> 01:22:10,477
Something's wrong.
1926
01:22:11,446 --> 01:22:12,805
God did this.
1927
01:22:12,806 --> 01:22:16,435
He gave us light, and
then He took it away.
1928
01:22:16,526 --> 01:22:17,880
You hear that?
1929
01:22:17,967 --> 01:22:20,037
It's the soundtrack
of us going insane.
1930
01:22:20,127 --> 01:22:22,960
Damn, I wish there was something
we could do to help him.
1931
01:22:24,007 --> 01:22:25,645
I know what we can do.
1932
01:22:34,488 --> 01:22:36,365
The fuckin' stench.
1933
01:22:50,168 --> 01:22:51,157
Jonah Hill?
1934
01:22:52,888 --> 01:22:54,207
Jonah?
1935
01:22:57,409 --> 01:22:58,808
Jonah Hill.
1936
01:22:58,889 --> 01:23:01,005
Jonah Hill is no more.
1937
01:23:02,249 --> 01:23:03,364
Demon?
1938
01:23:03,449 --> 01:23:05,280
Yes?
1939
01:23:05,369 --> 01:23:07,281
Fuck. That's not good.
1940
01:23:07,370 --> 01:23:08,644
That's not good.
1941
01:23:09,370 --> 01:23:10,928
Jay, you fool.
1942
01:23:11,010 --> 01:23:13,478
I say unto thee,
1943
01:23:14,010 --> 01:23:16,444
the power of Christ
compels you!
1944
01:23:16,530 --> 01:23:19,363
Oh, does it? Does
it compel me?
1945
01:23:19,450 --> 01:23:21,487
The power of Christ
compels you!
1946
01:23:21,571 --> 01:23:22,560
Does it, Jay?
1947
01:23:22,651 --> 01:23:24,562
The power of Christ
compels you!
1948
01:23:24,651 --> 01:23:26,641
Is the power of Christ compelling me?
Is that what's happening?
1949
01:23:26,810 --> 01:23:29,278
The power of Christ
compels you!
1950
01:23:29,370 --> 01:23:31,804
Guess what? It's not
that compelling.
1951
01:23:31,890 --> 01:23:34,041
Jay, you serious right now?
1952
01:23:34,131 --> 01:23:36,406
That's your fuckin' plan? You're gonna
repeat lines from The Exorcist?
1953
01:23:36,531 --> 01:23:38,681
I would assume they did
their fuckin' research.
1954
01:23:38,771 --> 01:23:40,602
It's a movie! It's a manual.
1955
01:23:40,731 --> 01:23:42,608
It's a fuckin' training manual.
1956
01:23:44,531 --> 01:23:45,965
I say unto thee,
1957
01:23:46,252 --> 01:23:48,720
the power of Christ
compels you!
1958
01:23:48,812 --> 01:23:51,007
The power of Christ
compels you!
1959
01:23:51,852 --> 01:23:54,002
The power of Christ
compels you!
1960
01:23:54,132 --> 01:23:55,645
Geez, it hurts a little bit.
1961
01:23:55,732 --> 01:23:56,960
It's, like, this little sting.
1962
01:23:57,092 --> 01:23:59,482
The power of Christ
compels you!
1963
01:23:59,573 --> 01:24:00,642
Seriously, fuck off.
1964
01:24:00,733 --> 01:24:03,247
The power of Christ
compels you!
1965
01:24:05,533 --> 01:24:06,932
Jay?
1966
01:24:07,133 --> 01:24:08,804
The power of Christ
compels you!
1967
01:24:08,892 --> 01:24:09,972
Holy shit!
1968
01:24:09,973 --> 01:24:11,531
You're pissing him off, man.
Just stop it!
1969
01:24:11,613 --> 01:24:13,410
Jay! The power of
Christ compels you!
1970
01:24:15,933 --> 01:24:17,730
The power of... Get
the fuck down!
1971
01:24:17,853 --> 01:24:19,889
Don't fucking push me, asshole!
Geez, man!
1972
01:24:19,973 --> 01:24:20,962
Easy! Fuck you!
1973
01:24:21,053 --> 01:24:22,123
You're a fucking
asshole, you liar!
1974
01:24:22,214 --> 01:24:23,203
Still?
1975
01:24:23,294 --> 01:24:24,283
Yes. Still? Yes.
1976
01:24:24,414 --> 01:24:25,847
Guys, guys, we got a
possessed guy here!
1977
01:24:25,934 --> 01:24:27,535
Do we have to argue
about this right now?
1978
01:24:27,614 --> 01:24:28,569
Let 'em fight.
1979
01:24:28,654 --> 01:24:30,167
We got an exorcism to finish.
Hello?
1980
01:24:30,294 --> 01:24:31,522
Do you want to know why
I didn't stay with you?
1981
01:24:31,614 --> 01:24:33,172
Yeah. You fuckin' changed.
1982
01:24:33,254 --> 01:24:36,133
You're a fuckin' sell-out.
1983
01:24:36,215 --> 01:24:38,445
You did fuckin' sell out.
Everyone says.
1984
01:24:38,535 --> 01:24:42,369
At least I did change! You act like
you're fucking 18 years old still, Jay!
1985
01:24:42,455 --> 01:24:44,764
Grow up, Jay. That's why
he's yelling at you.
1986
01:24:44,895 --> 01:24:46,931
You've been holding me
back this whole time!
1987
01:24:47,015 --> 01:24:48,574
That means fuck you.
1988
01:24:48,656 --> 01:24:50,692
Come on, guys! Come on!
1989
01:24:52,055 --> 01:24:54,046
Fuck you, you piece of shit!
1990
01:24:57,415 --> 01:24:58,609
Everybody, out!
1991
01:24:58,695 --> 01:24:59,924
Craig, stop 'em!
1992
01:25:00,016 --> 01:25:01,813
Get apart! Oh, now it's on.
1993
01:25:01,896 --> 01:25:04,285
Yo! What the fuck is
all this, Franco?
1994
01:25:05,616 --> 01:25:07,295
Uh, looks like food.
How'd that get there?
1995
01:25:07,296 --> 01:25:09,685
What? You have more food?
1996
01:25:09,776 --> 01:25:10,970
You knew he had extra food?
1997
01:25:11,056 --> 01:25:12,775
Yeah, he gave me one cracker.
1998
01:25:12,857 --> 01:25:14,415
I would have sucked a
dick for half a cracker.
1999
01:25:14,497 --> 01:25:16,727
All right, well, maybe I didn't want
you to suck my dick, all right?
2000
01:25:16,857 --> 01:25:17,972
Look... I didn't
want to suck it!
2001
01:25:18,137 --> 01:25:19,729
That's the point of what I said!
It was my fucking food!
2002
01:25:19,817 --> 01:25:20,806
Guys, guys, guys, fire!
2003
01:25:20,897 --> 01:25:21,932
Boys, boys, boys...
2004
01:25:22,057 --> 01:25:24,048
Shit! Jonah's on fire!
2005
01:25:29,858 --> 01:25:31,177
Put it out!
2006
01:25:31,258 --> 01:25:32,657
Use your mouth! Put it out!
2007
01:25:41,578 --> 01:25:43,011
Go, go, go, go, go!
2008
01:25:52,019 --> 01:25:53,499
Where is he? Where is he?
Where is he?
2009
01:25:53,579 --> 01:25:54,728
Go, go, go!
2010
01:25:57,339 --> 01:25:58,931
Go, go, go, go, go!
2011
01:25:59,019 --> 01:26:00,771
Go, get outside!
2012
01:26:00,859 --> 01:26:02,771
Shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit!
2013
01:26:02,860 --> 01:26:03,849
Go, go on!
2014
01:26:03,940 --> 01:26:06,010
Come on, hurry up, he's coming!
2015
01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:07,772
He's coming!
2016
01:26:20,940 --> 01:26:22,578
Watch out, watch out!
2017
01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:25,249
Oh, my fortress!
2018
01:26:26,180 --> 01:26:29,014
Uh, boys, I just want
to point out, um,
2019
01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:30,580
we're out in the open now.
2020
01:26:31,301 --> 01:26:32,416
Oh, fuck. Shit, shit, shit.
2021
01:26:32,501 --> 01:26:34,651
Oh, shit. Hey, hey, hey.
2022
01:26:34,741 --> 01:26:35,856
My Prius. Yeah!
2023
01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:37,738
Yeah! Yes!
2024
01:26:40,902 --> 01:26:41,971
What is that?
2025
01:26:42,742 --> 01:26:44,733
No fucking way.
2026
01:26:44,862 --> 01:26:46,818
We're screwed!
2027
01:26:46,902 --> 01:26:49,370
We're totally screwed, guys.
2028
01:26:52,223 --> 01:26:53,212
I got this.
2029
01:26:53,303 --> 01:26:54,861
What? I'll distract the thing.
2030
01:26:54,943 --> 01:26:56,899
I'll run over there
screaming and shit,
2031
01:26:56,983 --> 01:27:00,577
and that should give you enough
time to get to the garage.
2032
01:27:00,702 --> 01:27:02,303
Well, yeah, but that
thing can kill you.
2033
01:27:02,382 --> 01:27:05,773
Maybe I deserve it. I've
been shitty my whole life.
2034
01:27:05,863 --> 01:27:08,093
Being selfish, only
doing shit for me.
2035
01:27:08,183 --> 01:27:10,492
Maybe it's only right
that the last thing I do
2036
01:27:10,583 --> 01:27:13,655
on this planet isn't for me.
2037
01:27:13,903 --> 01:27:15,131
It's for you guys.
2038
01:27:15,223 --> 01:27:16,942
Craig, you don't
have to do that.
2039
01:27:17,024 --> 01:27:18,343
Thank you very much, Craig.
2040
01:27:18,424 --> 01:27:20,176
I appreciate that.
You spineless...
2041
01:27:20,904 --> 01:27:22,815
I love you guys.
2042
01:27:23,024 --> 01:27:24,662
You're my best friends.
2043
01:27:24,744 --> 01:27:26,735
You're a real mensch, Craig.
2044
01:27:26,824 --> 01:27:29,019
See you on the other side.
2045
01:27:33,505 --> 01:27:36,622
Hey, hey, asshole!
Hey, come on!
2046
01:27:36,705 --> 01:27:38,775
Pickle dick, demonic-looking
motherfucker.
2047
01:27:38,865 --> 01:27:40,981
Nobody's scared of you.
You ain't a raccoon!
2048
01:27:41,065 --> 01:27:42,862
Yeah, bring your ass, bitch!
2049
01:27:42,945 --> 01:27:45,823
Nobody's scared of you! I'm
Craig fucking Robinson!
2050
01:27:46,025 --> 01:27:47,140
Yeah.
2051
01:27:47,225 --> 01:27:48,374
What's he gonna do? Craig.
2052
01:27:48,505 --> 01:27:51,542
I hope you like big
dick, motherfucker,
2053
01:27:51,625 --> 01:27:53,456
'cause I'm about
to fuck you raw!
2054
01:27:53,545 --> 01:27:55,821
For the last goddamn time!
2055
01:27:56,346 --> 01:27:57,938
Take your panties off!
2056
01:28:08,787 --> 01:28:10,425
Fuck, yeah!
2057
01:28:12,787 --> 01:28:13,742
It worked.
2058
01:28:13,827 --> 01:28:15,340
What's happening?
2059
01:28:15,427 --> 01:28:17,418
Craig! Craig!
2060
01:28:30,387 --> 01:28:33,505
Holy shit, do you guys
realize what this means?
2061
01:28:33,588 --> 01:28:35,149
That Craig was an angel
this whole time?
2062
01:28:35,188 --> 01:28:38,066
No, no, it means we can
still be saved. No, no.
2063
01:28:40,028 --> 01:28:42,906
I don't fucking get it, why
does Craig get saved? I mean...
2064
01:28:42,988 --> 01:28:45,344
Craig sacrificed
himself for us,
2065
01:28:45,429 --> 01:28:47,226
which means that
there's still hope.
2066
01:28:47,349 --> 01:28:49,146
That means we can be redeemed.
Yeah.
2067
01:28:49,229 --> 01:28:50,947
It means that if we're
actually nice to each other,
2068
01:28:51,069 --> 01:28:53,822
we can get sucked up into Heaven, too.
That's the deal.
2069
01:28:53,949 --> 01:28:55,621
All right, I got it,
let's just head out
2070
01:28:55,709 --> 01:28:57,985
to my place in Malibu. Yeah.
2071
01:28:58,070 --> 01:29:01,221
Just survive long enough until
we do enough good things
2072
01:29:01,310 --> 01:29:03,346
and they accumulate or
do enough sacrifices,
2073
01:29:03,430 --> 01:29:04,545
and we'll all go to
Heaven together.
2074
01:29:04,630 --> 01:29:06,586
That's a great idea, James.
2075
01:29:06,710 --> 01:29:08,348
Seriously, really,
really good idea.
2076
01:29:08,429 --> 01:29:10,261
Really, you're
such a smart guy.
2077
01:29:10,350 --> 01:29:12,386
Thanks, Seth, you're
such a nice guy.
2078
01:29:12,710 --> 01:29:13,699
You got a great smile.
2079
01:29:13,790 --> 01:29:15,462
Thanks, man. And
an awesome laugh.
2080
01:29:15,590 --> 01:29:17,546
I've heard it's annoying. How
about that Jay back there, man?
2081
01:29:17,670 --> 01:29:19,228
Dude, Jay, you kidding me?
Come on. Oh, come on.
2082
01:29:19,350 --> 01:29:20,624
One of a kind.
Get out of here.
2083
01:29:20,710 --> 01:29:21,905
You got a cool body.
2084
01:29:21,991 --> 01:29:23,470
You can walk around with
your shirt off anytime.
2085
01:29:23,551 --> 01:29:25,189
It's not working,
this isn't working.
2086
01:29:25,271 --> 01:29:27,112
What, you thought we would
be Raptured already?
2087
01:29:27,191 --> 01:29:28,226
I thought it would
happen already.
2088
01:29:28,311 --> 01:29:29,426
No, we've just
been talking nice.
2089
01:29:29,511 --> 01:29:31,388
Talking nice doesn't
get you into Heaven.
2090
01:29:31,471 --> 01:29:33,587
Doesn't hurt to smile...
2091
01:29:36,232 --> 01:29:37,221
What the fuck?
2092
01:29:37,312 --> 01:29:38,631
You guys okay?
2093
01:29:38,712 --> 01:29:40,430
Oh, shit. Christ.
2094
01:29:50,673 --> 01:29:52,105
- Franco!
- Come on!
2095
01:29:55,032 --> 01:29:56,670
Yo, cut his fucking head off!
2096
01:29:56,752 --> 01:29:57,867
What's going on?
2097
01:29:59,233 --> 01:30:01,189
No!
2098
01:30:01,273 --> 01:30:02,501
Stop! No!
2099
01:30:20,034 --> 01:30:21,183
Danny?
2100
01:30:21,274 --> 01:30:22,468
What the fuck?
2101
01:30:22,554 --> 01:30:23,669
You guys are still alive?
2102
01:30:23,794 --> 01:30:24,864
Yeah.
2103
01:30:24,955 --> 01:30:27,025
Holy shit, I didn't
expect that.
2104
01:30:27,115 --> 01:30:29,026
Fuck out here.
2105
01:30:29,955 --> 01:30:30,990
Get...
2106
01:30:31,115 --> 01:30:32,867
Shit, I can't believe you guys are here.
Oh, Jesus.
2107
01:30:32,955 --> 01:30:36,709
That's fucking crazy, and your
timing couldn't be more perfect.
2108
01:30:37,075 --> 01:30:39,669
It's been a long time since
any of us have eaten,
2109
01:30:39,755 --> 01:30:42,553
and you three gentlemen
look delicious.
2110
01:30:42,635 --> 01:30:43,750
What does that have
to do with us?
2111
01:30:43,835 --> 01:30:45,666
The fuck are you talking about?
2112
01:30:45,755 --> 01:30:47,427
I'm a cannibal, hombre.
2113
01:30:47,515 --> 01:30:49,313
We're gonna fucking
eat your ass.
2114
01:30:49,396 --> 01:30:50,954
Fuck you, you can't eat us.
Fuck that, man.
2115
01:30:51,036 --> 01:30:53,869
I do whatever the fuck
I want, when I want.
2116
01:30:53,956 --> 01:30:55,548
I butt-fucked this dude.
2117
01:30:56,716 --> 01:30:57,705
See that?
2118
01:30:57,796 --> 01:30:59,388
I fucking slide
right in that shit.
2119
01:30:59,476 --> 01:31:02,230
I do whatever I want.
This is my gimp.
2120
01:31:02,317 --> 01:31:03,875
Channing, introduce yourself.
2121
01:31:04,157 --> 01:31:05,226
Hey, what's up, guys?
2122
01:31:05,317 --> 01:31:06,716
Y'all cool?
2123
01:31:06,837 --> 01:31:08,236
That's Channing Tatum.
2124
01:31:08,317 --> 01:31:10,069
That's Channing Tatum, dude.
What the fuck?
2125
01:31:10,157 --> 01:31:12,273
Channing fucking Tatum. I found
him wandering on the freeway.
2126
01:31:12,357 --> 01:31:15,031
I collected him, made him my bitch.
Get off my dick.
2127
01:31:15,118 --> 01:31:17,950
I call him Channing Tate-yum.
2128
01:31:18,037 --> 01:31:19,106
Hard-core, man.
2129
01:31:19,197 --> 01:31:20,266
I got him trained good.
2130
01:31:20,357 --> 01:31:21,995
Watch, he does tricks.
Wait, shake hands.
2131
01:31:22,077 --> 01:31:23,271
All right, Seth.
2132
01:31:23,397 --> 01:31:24,591
Fucking roll over.
2133
01:31:24,677 --> 01:31:26,156
I'm gonna create a diversion.
Yeah.
2134
01:31:26,237 --> 01:31:28,115
You and Jay make a run for it.
What?
2135
01:31:28,198 --> 01:31:29,756
Danny's gonna eat you.
2136
01:31:29,838 --> 01:31:32,796
Listen, full-on sacrifice
for you, dawg,
2137
01:31:32,918 --> 01:31:34,909
like the ending to Pineapple 2.
Yeah, lick that.
2138
01:31:34,998 --> 01:31:36,590
That's Channing
fucking Tatum, dawg.
2139
01:31:37,078 --> 01:31:38,193
I love him.
2140
01:31:38,278 --> 01:31:41,237
That's fucking G.I. Joe, dude.
Fucking loves me.
2141
01:31:41,559 --> 01:31:44,073
Danny! We're friends!
You can't eat us!
2142
01:31:44,159 --> 01:31:48,675
I'd love to catch up, but we're
fucking starving, so let's eat!
2143
01:31:48,799 --> 01:31:49,834
Fuck you!
2144
01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:53,033
Run!
2145
01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:56,315
Eat this!
2146
01:31:57,160 --> 01:31:59,832
Ow! Shit, fuck! Get him!
2147
01:32:01,079 --> 01:32:02,319
Who wants it, you
piece of shit?
2148
01:32:02,439 --> 01:32:03,758
Man, we should go back.
2149
01:32:03,759 --> 01:32:05,719
We should go back and help him.
We should go back.
2150
01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:09,995
Fucking Rapture.
2151
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:12,071
Holy shit! It worked!
2152
01:32:16,641 --> 01:32:18,074
What the fuck?
2153
01:32:18,161 --> 01:32:20,470
Go to hell, McBride!
2154
01:32:20,561 --> 01:32:22,153
Fuck you!
2155
01:32:24,161 --> 01:32:26,072
Suck my dick!
2156
01:32:26,721 --> 01:32:27,756
Ah...
2157
01:32:28,601 --> 01:32:29,717
Oh!
2158
01:32:30,522 --> 01:32:32,160
Oh, shit. What happened?
2159
01:32:32,242 --> 01:32:34,392
What did I do? Take me back!
2160
01:32:34,482 --> 01:32:35,471
What did I do?
2161
01:32:35,562 --> 01:32:36,551
I'll tell you what
happened, Franco.
2162
01:32:36,682 --> 01:32:38,673
You don't get to get
sucked up into Heaven
2163
01:32:38,762 --> 01:32:42,119
'cause you were being petty.
Tom Petty.
2164
01:32:42,203 --> 01:32:44,113
You may not have invited
me to your party,
2165
01:32:44,922 --> 01:32:46,514
but you're the guest
of honor at mine.
2166
01:32:46,602 --> 01:32:47,637
What?
2167
01:32:51,162 --> 01:32:52,481
How fucking crazy is this?
2168
01:32:56,603 --> 01:32:58,321
Seth, Jay!
2169
01:32:58,403 --> 01:32:59,995
Oh, shit, they're
running after us.
2170
01:33:00,123 --> 01:33:02,796
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Run.
2171
01:33:02,883 --> 01:33:04,362
Bring them to me!
2172
01:33:04,443 --> 01:33:06,799
Fuck. Get 'em!
2173
01:33:07,324 --> 01:33:09,155
Got to get Rogen.
2174
01:33:10,484 --> 01:33:11,439
Over here.
2175
01:33:11,564 --> 01:33:13,316
What? Over here, over here.
Here. What?
2176
01:33:13,404 --> 01:33:16,157
Shit, shit.
2177
01:33:16,844 --> 01:33:18,721
They're around here somewhere.
2178
01:33:18,804 --> 01:33:20,636
They kept running,
you fucking idiots.
2179
01:33:21,125 --> 01:33:22,717
Shit, are they still there?
2180
01:33:22,805 --> 01:33:24,364
I think they're gone.
Are they gone?
2181
01:33:24,365 --> 01:33:26,275
Oh, my God. Why did
Franco flip off Danny?
2182
01:33:26,364 --> 01:33:27,956
Why did he have
to do that, man?
2183
01:33:28,044 --> 01:33:29,079
He was in the clear.
2184
01:33:29,164 --> 01:33:30,677
That is textbook.
2185
01:33:30,764 --> 01:33:32,278
Vanity or...
2186
01:33:32,365 --> 01:33:33,593
Is it vanity? Vanity or envy.
2187
01:33:33,685 --> 01:33:35,038
Is it envy or wrath?
2188
01:33:35,125 --> 01:33:37,161
It's any of them, man.
You can't do that.
2189
01:33:37,245 --> 01:33:38,806
It's being a sore
winner, is what it is,
2190
01:33:38,885 --> 01:33:40,204
more than anything. That's
exactly what it is.
2191
01:33:40,285 --> 01:33:41,525
You can't be a sore winner. No.
2192
01:33:42,085 --> 01:33:45,840
Well, this is another fine
mess we found ourselves in.
2193
01:33:49,246 --> 01:33:50,395
Fuck.
2194
01:33:50,846 --> 01:33:52,040
Listen, Jay...
2195
01:33:52,206 --> 01:33:54,003
Oh, shit.
2196
01:33:56,086 --> 01:33:58,237
Get out of here, let's
get out of here.
2197
01:34:02,567 --> 01:34:05,718
Oh, you've got to be
fucking shitting me!
2198
01:34:05,887 --> 01:34:09,516
Oh, my God. Oh, no.
2199
01:34:09,607 --> 01:34:10,801
That thing's big.
2200
01:34:10,887 --> 01:34:12,002
Holy shit.
2201
01:34:12,087 --> 01:34:13,361
Oh, it's so big.
2202
01:34:13,447 --> 01:34:17,326
Oh, man. Oh, Jesus.
2203
01:34:25,528 --> 01:34:26,643
We're gonna die, man. Okay.
2204
01:34:26,728 --> 01:34:27,849
Okay, we're gonna die. Uh...
2205
01:34:33,328 --> 01:34:35,240
Jesus! Oh, no!
2206
01:34:40,929 --> 01:34:42,078
Shit. Listen to me, man.
2207
01:34:42,169 --> 01:34:44,888
I'm a fucking idiot.
I put myself up.
2208
01:34:44,969 --> 01:34:46,288
I'm self-righteous.
2209
01:34:46,410 --> 01:34:47,889
I think I'm better than you.
No, no.
2210
01:34:47,970 --> 01:34:49,119
I was resistant to change.
2211
01:34:49,250 --> 01:34:51,205
No. I should have
grown with you.
2212
01:34:51,289 --> 01:34:53,245
I should have changed with you.
2213
01:34:53,369 --> 01:34:54,643
We should have
changed together.
2214
01:34:54,729 --> 01:34:58,085
I didn't like what I became
so I hated what you became.
2215
01:34:58,169 --> 01:34:59,922
It's fine, man. It's fine.
2216
01:35:00,050 --> 01:35:01,847
I love you, Seth, fucking love you, buddy.
I love you, man.
2217
01:35:01,970 --> 01:35:03,403
I always loved you. Let's
die together, man.
2218
01:35:03,490 --> 01:35:05,321
Let's die together.
I love you, Jay.
2219
01:35:16,091 --> 01:35:17,524
Holy shit, Jay, all right!
2220
01:35:17,611 --> 01:35:18,646
Yeah, we did it!
2221
01:35:18,771 --> 01:35:20,124
I'm not getting sucked
up into Heaven!
2222
01:35:20,211 --> 01:35:21,405
What do you mean? Why not?
2223
01:35:21,491 --> 01:35:23,083
I don't know why not!
2224
01:35:23,171 --> 01:35:24,241
Take my hand!
2225
01:35:24,332 --> 01:35:25,560
Okay, take me with you, Jay!
2226
01:35:25,652 --> 01:35:27,210
I'll take you with me.
2227
01:35:27,332 --> 01:35:28,811
Ah! Yay!
2228
01:35:28,892 --> 01:35:30,484
Yeah!
2229
01:35:30,652 --> 01:35:31,687
Ah!
2230
01:35:31,772 --> 01:35:32,807
Wooh!
2231
01:35:34,491 --> 01:35:36,004
Yeah! It's working!
2232
01:35:36,091 --> 01:35:37,320
Yeah!
2233
01:35:44,692 --> 01:35:47,252
Oh, no! He sees us!
2234
01:35:49,293 --> 01:35:51,568
He can't touch us!
2235
01:35:51,653 --> 01:35:53,245
We're in a force field!
2236
01:35:57,493 --> 01:36:00,007
Oh, shit! Shit!
2237
01:36:03,814 --> 01:36:05,406
It's not gonna
take me with you!
2238
01:36:05,494 --> 01:36:06,609
We're going down!
2239
01:36:06,694 --> 01:36:09,606
Keep holding on and you'll
get pulled up, too!
2240
01:36:09,694 --> 01:36:11,605
It's not! No, I won't, man!
2241
01:36:11,694 --> 01:36:13,366
I don't deserve to.
2242
01:36:14,015 --> 01:36:15,209
Fuck.
2243
01:36:18,934 --> 01:36:20,128
I'm gonna let go, Jay.
2244
01:36:20,214 --> 01:36:21,363
You'll die!
2245
01:36:21,454 --> 01:36:23,888
I know, but you won't.
2246
01:36:23,974 --> 01:36:25,202
No!
2247
01:36:25,294 --> 01:36:28,207
I don't deserve to go
to Heaven, but you do.
2248
01:36:28,295 --> 01:36:29,694
You do, okay?
2249
01:36:29,775 --> 01:36:31,652
We're both gonna die
if I don't let go.
2250
01:36:33,255 --> 01:36:35,564
I'm not gonna hold
you back anymore.
2251
01:36:37,855 --> 01:36:39,335
No!
2252
01:36:46,896 --> 01:36:48,887
♫ And I...
2253
01:36:52,057 --> 01:36:55,174
♫ Will always love you
2254
01:36:55,897 --> 01:36:57,216
Yay!
2255
01:36:57,417 --> 01:36:59,452
♫ I will always
2256
01:37:00,896 --> 01:37:03,046
♫ Love you
2257
01:37:03,136 --> 01:37:08,052
♫ I will always love you
2258
01:37:12,657 --> 01:37:14,727
Wooh! Yeah!
2259
01:37:15,257 --> 01:37:17,692
Come, hold my hand, buddy!
2260
01:37:17,778 --> 01:37:19,769
Hold my hand!
2261
01:37:19,898 --> 01:37:21,729
Yeah! You did it!
2262
01:37:21,858 --> 01:37:23,416
You did it! Yeah!
2263
01:37:23,498 --> 01:37:24,726
You did it!
2264
01:37:24,818 --> 01:37:27,127
Yeah!
2265
01:37:30,819 --> 01:37:32,775
We're flying!
2266
01:37:33,099 --> 01:37:35,772
♫ Love you ♫
2267
01:37:47,619 --> 01:37:50,975
♫ When I die and
they lay me to rest
2268
01:37:51,459 --> 01:37:54,770
♫ Gonna go to the
place that's the best
2269
01:37:55,180 --> 01:37:58,092
♫ When I lay me down to die
2270
01:37:58,180 --> 01:37:59,215
Look! What?
2271
01:37:59,940 --> 01:38:00,975
Wow.
2272
01:38:05,980 --> 01:38:07,858
Welcome to Heaven,
motherfuckers.
2273
01:38:08,701 --> 01:38:10,339
Craig!
2274
01:38:11,981 --> 01:38:13,812
Yay! Yeah!
2275
01:38:14,301 --> 01:38:15,780
Craig. Oh, my...
2276
01:38:15,861 --> 01:38:16,850
What?
2277
01:38:16,941 --> 01:38:18,010
This is awesome.
2278
01:38:18,101 --> 01:38:19,774
Are you an angel? Yes, sir.
2279
01:38:19,862 --> 01:38:21,375
That's so cool, man.
That is so cool.
2280
01:38:21,462 --> 01:38:23,020
Congratulations, dude.
2281
01:38:23,382 --> 01:38:24,371
Ah, fellas.
2282
01:38:24,462 --> 01:38:26,179
Yeah. Yes.
2283
01:38:26,581 --> 01:38:28,014
Oh! Dude, you got one.
2284
01:38:28,101 --> 01:38:29,170
What? That's so cool.
2285
01:38:29,261 --> 01:38:30,420
Do I have one? Do I have one?
2286
01:38:30,421 --> 01:38:31,571
I can't see it. Do I have...
2287
01:38:31,662 --> 01:38:33,175
Wait. Let's touch 'em.
2288
01:38:34,302 --> 01:38:35,655
Dude, this is so... Wow.
2289
01:38:35,742 --> 01:38:37,334
What do we do now? Yeah.
2290
01:38:37,662 --> 01:38:38,651
Come this way.
2291
01:38:38,742 --> 01:38:39,970
Ooh...
2292
01:38:40,302 --> 01:38:42,896
♫ So you know that when you die
2293
01:38:43,382 --> 01:38:45,180
♫ He's gonna recommend you
2294
01:38:45,263 --> 01:38:47,094
♫ To the spirit in the sky
2295
01:38:47,183 --> 01:38:48,582
♫ Spirit in the sky ♫
2296
01:38:48,663 --> 01:38:51,894
Right? Do you love it?
Do you love it?
2297
01:38:52,543 --> 01:38:54,898
Whoa, they got weed in Heaven?
2298
01:38:54,983 --> 01:38:56,781
What? You tell me.
2299
01:38:57,344 --> 01:38:58,379
Oh! What?
2300
01:38:58,504 --> 01:39:01,462
Holy shit! That's awesome!
2301
01:39:02,984 --> 01:39:03,973
Oh.
2302
01:39:04,064 --> 01:39:05,213
Wow.
2303
01:39:05,344 --> 01:39:06,823
That's insane, man.
2304
01:39:06,904 --> 01:39:08,256
No, no, no, no, no, no.
2305
01:39:08,343 --> 01:39:10,938
That's Heaven. Anything you
could think of is yours.
2306
01:39:13,064 --> 01:39:14,338
Whoa!
2307
01:39:14,424 --> 01:39:17,143
Holy shit, this is awesome.
2308
01:39:17,224 --> 01:39:18,259
Segway!
2309
01:39:18,344 --> 01:39:20,016
I've always wanted to
ride one of these things.
2310
01:39:20,104 --> 01:39:22,300
Go ahead, Jay, make a wish.
2311
01:39:22,385 --> 01:39:23,506
Anything you could think of.
2312
01:39:24,065 --> 01:39:25,384
Anything?
2313
01:39:27,585 --> 01:39:30,099
♫ Everybody, yeah
2314
01:39:32,265 --> 01:39:33,665
♫ Rock your body, yeah
2315
01:39:33,746 --> 01:39:34,735
What?
2316
01:39:35,986 --> 01:39:37,977
No fucking way.
2317
01:39:38,066 --> 01:39:39,579
♫ Everybody
2318
01:39:39,666 --> 01:39:41,816
♫ Rock your body right
2319
01:39:43,666 --> 01:39:45,145
♫ Backstreet's back
2320
01:39:45,226 --> 01:39:46,580
♫ All right
2321
01:39:51,066 --> 01:39:52,579
♫ Hey, yeah
2322
01:39:54,786 --> 01:39:57,505
♫ Oh, my God, we're back again
2323
01:39:59,267 --> 01:40:02,065
♫ Brothers, sisters,
everybody sing
2324
01:40:03,387 --> 01:40:06,424
♫ Gonna bring the
flavor show you how
2325
01:40:07,947 --> 01:40:11,941
♫ Gotta question for you
better answer now, yeah
2326
01:40:12,068 --> 01:40:14,662
♫ Am I original?
2327
01:40:14,868 --> 01:40:16,096
♫ Yeah
2328
01:40:16,228 --> 01:40:18,901
♫ Am I the only one?
2329
01:40:19,268 --> 01:40:20,747
♫ Yeah
2330
01:40:20,828 --> 01:40:23,627
♫ Am I sexual?
2331
01:40:23,749 --> 01:40:25,307
♫ Yeah
2332
01:40:25,669 --> 01:40:27,500
♫ Am I everything you need?
2333
01:40:27,589 --> 01:40:29,864
♫ You better rock your body now
2334
01:40:29,949 --> 01:40:32,463
♫ Everybody
2335
01:40:32,549 --> 01:40:34,220
♫ Yeah
2336
01:40:34,308 --> 01:40:36,869
♫ Rock your body
2337
01:40:37,149 --> 01:40:38,662
♫ Yeah
2338
01:40:38,749 --> 01:40:41,388
♫ Everybody
2339
01:40:41,469 --> 01:40:44,222
♫ Rock your body right
2340
01:40:45,909 --> 01:40:48,743
♫ Backstreet's back, all right
2341
01:40:51,990 --> 01:40:53,548
♫ All right
2342
01:40:54,750 --> 01:40:57,469
♫ Backstreet's
back, all right ♫
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