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[rock theme plays]
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I can't believe
the Battle of the Bands
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is only three days away.
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Oh, did you finish
writing our new song yet?
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No, I think I'll just wait
for inspiration to strike
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while I'm napping
in Geometry.
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[sighs] Amy.
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As last year's champions,
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we need back-to-back wins
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to prove our band
isn't a fluke.
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Five years ago, the Monobrows
didn't win a second time.
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And now they're stuck
playing nursing homes.
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Well, I do like an audience
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that can't just get up
and leave.
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Look, I want to win again
as much as you do.
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This song just isn't coming
to me as fast as the others.
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Well, then let me help you.
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No. Look, I need
to prove to myself
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and to you
that I can do this.
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Just be patient. I'm gonna write
us a great song. I promise.
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Hey, girls, ready for
the Battle of the Bands?
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I really think you have
a shot at beating us again.
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Are you being sarcastic?
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No. I'm being nice,
like you suggested.
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I feel nothing inside
when I'm doing it,
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but at least it's making
other people happy.
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[laughs]
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If I have to be nice,
you do too.
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[all laugh]
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Okay, nice Gem scares me
a lot more than mean Gem.
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Well, I, for one,
am looking forward
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to a friendly competition
without any insults.
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And I'm looking forward
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to insulting someone
who can't insult me back.
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What? You told her to be nice.
Didn't say anything about me.
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[theme music playing]
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[electricity crackling]
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{\an8}[notes resonating]
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{\an8}[clears throat]
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{\an8}Amy!
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{\an8}Uh, you're home.
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{\an8}Uh, but I thought Wednesday was
the day you throw eggs at things
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{\an8}and Hartley cleans them up.
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{\an8}Scheduling it was taking out
all the spontaneity.
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{\an8}What are you doing
with my guitar?
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{\an8}Oh. Heh, you know,
just cooking up a little ditty
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{\an8}about my favorite sister.
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{\an8}Yeah, I'm not even buying that.
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{\an8}Okay, I may have
been borrowing it
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{\an8}to teach myself how to play.
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{\an8}Hmm. Grab the eggs, Hartley.
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{\an8}I'm feeling spontaneous.
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{\an8}I've been watching online
tutorials the last few months and,
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{\an8}not to strum my own guitar,
but I'm really good.
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{\an8}Well, you've got
the ego part down.
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{\an8}Don't worry.
I can still break his spirit.
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{\an8}And trust me,
guitar isn't something
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{\an8}you just pick up
after watching a few videos.
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[playing rock solo]
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You were saying?
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Jake, that was amazing.
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Eh. Less is more.
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I wanted to play
in the Battle of the Bands,
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but they don't accept solo acts.
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So I was thinking...
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Don't even say it.
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...that maybe...
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You're still saying it.
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- ...I could join your band.
- And you said it.
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Come on, we could be like
Billie and Finneas...
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and Hartley.
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I'm on board.
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I think Jake joining the band
would be fun.
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To be fair, you think a monkey
joining the band would be fun.
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Have you seen them
play the cymbals?
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I'm just saying,
with the contest coming up,
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we could use the extra help.
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How? What could he possibly
add to the band?
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Well, he can be the swing vote
when we disagree on things.
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Oh, yeah, 'cause nothing says
"rock 'n' roll"
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like swing votes.
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Plus, we already
have a guitarist. Me.
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The more the merrier.
I say he's in.
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And I say he's out.
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Hmm, looks like
we have a stalemate.
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Good thing I'm your swing vote.
Whoo! I'm in the band!
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Yeah!
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So today's the day
the music died.
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Blah!
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Blah!
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I know we're villains,
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but please tell me
you didn't steal a baby.
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No but I've often wondered
if we could return a teenager.
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Well, my co-worker couldn't find
a sitter for her shift,
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so as her responsible supervisor,
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I offered to babysit.
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Why didn't you
just cover her shift?
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'Cause then
I'd have to work.
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Plus, also, babies love me.
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You three took much quicker to me
than you did to your father.
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Well, yeah, but to be fair,
Dad's creepy.
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I know you think that's a slam,
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but I wear it
as a badge of honor.
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- [knock on door]
- Oh.
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Robert? What are you doing here?
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Whatever it is,
we didn't do it.
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Why do you say that
every time I'm here?
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I...
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Look. Cute baby.
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You had another baby?
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No. We learned our lesson
after this one.
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Trust me, I did that nonexistent
kid a solid.
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- What's with the dog?
- This is Rex.
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My K-9 trainee.
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Celia told me you agreed to watch him
while I run some errands.
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Why would she do that?
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Because our suffering
is her joy.
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[barking]
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Ah. Ah!
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Well, that's strange.
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He only does that
when he detects a perp.
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[laughs] No perps in this house.
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Get up.
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He won't let me.
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{\an8}This is what I get for keeping
loose jerky in my pockets.
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I'm sorry, Robert, we'd love
to look after your dog...
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And... he's gone.
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[crying]
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[barking]
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Not gonna lie,
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I'm kind of questioning
our life choices right now.
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[playing rock riff]
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Hello, Battle of the Bands!
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What are you doing?
What is that?
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That's how we're gonna make
our entrance tonight.
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No, we've been over this.
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Hartley and I are gonna walk
on stage while you play
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from an area
that's stage-adjacent.
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You know, like the parking lot.
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Amy, you can't just knock down
all of Jake's ideas.
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Although I do
hold firm with you
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that he's not playing the guitar
with his feet.
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You said you wanted
to stand out.
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With a guitar solo,
not your nasty snaggle toes.
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Okay, Amy,
where's the song?
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Well, Hartley, you know, some
say it's deep in your heart.
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Some say it's deep in your soul.
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- You didn't write it, did you?
- Some say I did not.
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- Amy!
- Don't worry.
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I got us covered.
I wrote a song.
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- You what?
- Yeah.
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This is what I can add
to your band: songs.
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Online tutorials have been
coming in very handy lately.
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Jake, these lyrics
are really good.
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Thanks. I just thought,
"What would Adele do?"
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Then I did it better.
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Look, Hartley,
we can't use his song.
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We don't have a choice.
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The contest
is five hours away.
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Look, I know I'm cutting
it close, but I can do it.
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Just give me a chance.
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- [Hartley sighs]
- I mean, besides,
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I thought this band
was just you and me.
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We don't have a song
without Jake.
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Yeah, or maybe we don't
have a song because of Jake.
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He's been distracting me
and ruining my confidence.
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I just-- I can't have him
in our band.
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[scoffs] Okay. If you feel
that strongly about it,
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then I understand.
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I just don't know how
to break it to him.
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Yeah, it's gonna be tough.
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Good news,
I just wrote another song.
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You're out of the band.
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I can't believe
you're kicking me out.
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I made this band
what it is.
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You've only been in it
for three days.
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I know, that's why
I'm being dramatic,
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so I can beef up my argument.
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Amy, you know the only way
I can be in Battle of the Bands
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is if I'm in an actual band.
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Well, we talked about it,
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and we decided "The Mad Heart"
is just the two of us.
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So, obviously we can't
use a song you wrote.
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But it's a song you need.
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It's like you're punishing me
for trying to help.
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To be fair,
I've punished you for less.
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It's true. Remember that time
she punished you for breathing?
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You had to come to my house
just to exhale.
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You know what? Fine.
If you don't want me, I'm done.
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[wires twang]
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See? Even the amp
wants me to stay in the band.
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- [baby crying]
- [dog barking]
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I thought you said
babies love you.
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Did I say that?
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No, no. It's cats. Cats love me.
Babies hate me.
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Well, this dog
definitely hates me.
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Which is weird,
because we share a lot
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of the same interests,
you know,
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like chasing things,
and playing in the dirt,
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and eating stuff off the floor.
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Yeah, throw in
the outdoor bathroom habits,
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I wouldn't be able
to tell you apart.
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[crying stops]
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Hey, they finally stopped.
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[whispering] They must've
worn themselves out.
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Don't make a sound
or they will wake up again.
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I got the fix!
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- [dog barking]
- [baby crying]
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Dad! We had the fix.
They were asleep.
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Oh. Well, I want them awake
to hear this idea, anyway.
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It's that good.
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[sighs] What's your fix?
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Remember last week
when our neighbors
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were jackhammering
their patio?
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Yeah, they found a set of bones,
and we haven't seen Celia since.
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Well, I created this device
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to turn that unpleasant sound
into a pleasant one.
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Once I use this, the baby's crying
will become a soothing lullaby,
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and Rex's barking,
the relaxing sound of ocean waves.
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Sweetheart, we've been over this.
Less explaining, more using.
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Boom. Vic out.
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[baby crying sound]
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Did-- Did that dog
just cry like a baby?
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[dog barking, snarling sound]
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Yep, and the baby's
barking like a dog.
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Other than that,
your device works perfectly.
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I've never used it
on two things at once.
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It appears to have
swapped their voices.
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But on the bright side,
we now have a voice swapper!
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Who needs a voice swapper?
Nobody needs a voice swapper.
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I'd like to swap your voice
with someone more supportive.
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[phone ringing]
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Oh. Oh, it's Robert.
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He's coming
to pick up the dog!
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Okay, calm down.
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All I have to do is reverse
the effects of the device
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and everything
will be back to normal.
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Miserable, but normal.
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Wait, where is the device?
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[baby cooing]
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No! Bad dog!
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I mean, baby.
I mean, bad dog-baby.
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You might want to pick up
the mic you dropped.
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Got it. Oh, no!
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He ate the activator button.
246
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:59,784
Oh. Well, lucky for you,
247
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,286
what goes in must come out.
248
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,292
See? I told you
we didn't need Jake.
249
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,211
I delivered on the song,
just like I said I would.
250
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:14,173
You wrote an angsty manifesto
about your annoying brother.
251
00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:17,760
Yeah. You know, having him in the band
was a distraction.
252
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,388
But having him leave the band
was an inspiration.
253
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,641
I'm not sure
it's our best work.
254
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:26,644
The chorus is just you
screaming, "Go away, bro!"
255
00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:30,981
Plus, we barely have
any time to rehearse.
256
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,942
Trust me, we're ready
for this competition.
257
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,611
Oh, we're so ready
for this.
258
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,114
[nervous laughter]
Wait, are we ready for this?
259
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,658
Because I don't know
if I'm ready for this.
260
00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:43,994
Will you calm down?
Your anxiety's rubbing off on me.
261
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,664
And that's surprising, 'cause I usually
don't care about anything.
262
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,418
You're right.
What am I worried for?
263
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,670
We have your guitar solo
to put us over the top.
264
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,088
[laughs]
265
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,298
You did practice
your guitar solo, right?
266
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,135
Um... no.
Look, I'm sorry.
267
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,053
I was just so focused
on finishing the song,
268
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,722
I forgot to even
come up with one.
269
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,890
I knew we should've kept Jake
in the band.
270
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,768
He could've worked on the solo
while you finished writing the song.
271
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,103
What? No, no, no.
We don't need Jake.
272
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,813
I don't even need practice.
I can wing it.
273
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,273
I mean, our biggest competition
is Gem.
274
00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:13,899
She doesn't even play guitar.
275
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:17,570
Yeah. It's too hard to practice while
you're staring at yourself in the mirror.
276
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,656
Oh, let me guess.
277
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,742
You're here to beg us
to let you back in the band.
278
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,785
Nope. I don't need your band.
279
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,370
I joined another one.
280
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,747
What? Whose?
281
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,206
Mine.
282
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:34,086
Now we're Gem and the Other
Girls Plus This Guy.
283
00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:36,714
That's right.
284
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,924
And guess who's about
to rob you of your title?
285
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,217
This guy.
286
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:47,308
And guess who's gonna be stuck
playing a nursing home?
287
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:48,851
These girls.
288
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,399
[rock theme plays]
289
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,985
I can't believe
you betrayed me.
290
00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,528
This is right up there
with that time you stole money
291
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,489
from my room to buy yourself
new clothes.
292
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,074
You did that to me.
293
00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,076
See what you've done, Jake?
294
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,621
I'm so upset I can't even
keep my crimes straight.
295
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,539
I wouldn't have even
had to join Gem's band
296
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,916
if you hadn't kicked me
out of yours.
297
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:13,709
[scoffs] Please,
I didn't kick you out.
298
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,336
We had creative differences.
299
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,048
I'm creative
and you're different.
300
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:23,177
Gem, why would you let
my brother in your band?
301
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,845
I was being nice.
302
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,723
It was him or some girl
who plays tambourine.
303
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,642
And my niceness has its limits.
304
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,186
Well, kick him out.
305
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,104
- I can't.
- Why not?
306
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,940
Because he's also
my wardrobe assistant,
307
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,859
water pourer and ride
to and from the venue.
308
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,487
You live a block away.
309
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,989
I know. Far, right?
310
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,078
I should be thanking you
for kicking me out of your band.
311
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,412
At least Gem respects me.
312
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,082
[scoffs] Respects you?
She doesn't even know your name.
313
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,875
Ah, I've only been Jake
for two years.
314
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,252
I can live with "This Guy."
315
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,171
[sighs] Great.
316
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,382
Now our biggest competition
does have a guitarist.
317
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,842
And he's really good.
318
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,594
You think that tambourine girl
is still available?
319
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,722
Don't worry. I got a plan.
320
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,307
Oh, why do I feel like
321
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,184
it'll have more to do
with getting even with Jake
322
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,769
than helping us win
the contest?
323
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,856
Aw, because you're smarter
than I give you credit for.
324
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,111
[baby barking]
325
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,445
[cooing]
326
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,030
[Eva groans]
327
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,700
Robert will be here any minute.
328
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,077
We cannot let him see the dog
crying and the baby barking.
329
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,453
Oh, come on, he's dating Celia.
330
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,455
This can't be the strangest
thing he's seen.
331
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,917
- [knock on door]
- [Robert] Vic, Eva?
332
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,502
I'm here to pick up Rex.
333
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,546
He's late for his shift
at the airport.
334
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,757
It gets kind of weird when
I have to sniff the luggage.
335
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,927
Okay, look, I can quickly
fix the device.
336
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,596
I need you two to stall Robert
337
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,890
while I take the baby
and the dog down to the lair.
338
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,433
Oh! I can shape-shift
into the baby
339
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:53,893
and distract Robert
till you get back.
340
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,227
Great. Come here, Rex.
341
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,604
[dog crying in baby voice]
342
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,107
Okay, here goes.
343
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,651
[crying]
344
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,864
Robert. Sorry.
Didn't hear you knocking there.
345
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:10,117
[laughs] Rex is a bit
of a barker, isn't he?
346
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,286
Have you tried letting him
chew on your leg?
347
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:13,954
That usually stops him.
348
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,498
So where is he?
349
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,169
Uh...
350
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,838
Oh, look! Cute baby.
351
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,800
Ooh-hoo!
352
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,137
Didn't we do this already?
353
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:32,723
[baby barking]
354
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,061
Oh. Hey, Dad.
355
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,814
- [baby barking]
- [dog cooing]
356
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,986
Why is there a crying dog
and a barking baby in our lair?
357
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,531
I don't know. Why are you
sneaking with Jake's new guitar?
358
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,951
- Fair enough.
- Have a good night.
359
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:55,996
Hey there, little one.
360
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,500
Oh! You are cute.
361
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,752
Hey!
362
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:06,632
You know, it's times like this
I wish we could arrest babies.
363
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,718
Yeah. Heh.
364
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,221
You should probably head
upstairs to get that cleaned up.
365
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,722
[baby cooing]
366
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,144
[groans]
367
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,771
[giggles] Good one, Colbs.
368
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,231
Thanks. It's a new power.
369
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,108
I call it "puking on demand."
370
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,111
Not sure when I'll use it again,
but good to know it's in the bank.
371
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,614
Okay, I repaired the device.
372
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,700
The dog and the baby
are back to normal.
373
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,161
Ah. All cleaned up.
374
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,497
- [barks]
- There's my boy!
375
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,748
Come here, Rex!
376
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:41,917
[laughs]
377
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,878
Dad. The device.
378
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,845
Robert? Everything okay?
379
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,054
[barks]
380
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,640
Did I just bark?
381
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,020
No! What? That'd be crazy.
382
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,857
Well, you'd better get going.
That luggage isn't gonna sniff itself.
383
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,317
Come on, Rex.
Come on, boy.
384
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,485
Yeah.
385
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,280
Yes! It worked!
386
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,532
One annoying thing down,
and one to go.
387
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,200
Oh, well, the baby's mother
just texted me.
388
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,119
- She's on her way.
- Oh, right. The baby.
389
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,038
I was talking about Colby.
390
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,877
[humming kazoos rhythmically]
391
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:31,967
[applause]
392
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,348
And just like that,
the bar has been raised.
393
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:44,813
There you are.
It's almost our turn.
394
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,649
The kazoo band just blew
the roof off of this place.
395
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,861
And a lot of spit on the stage.
I'm really hoping they clean that up.
396
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,948
Hello, friends.
397
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,868
I'm calling you friends
because I'm nice now.
398
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,456
Everyone give it up
for my new guitar player...
399
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,792
This Guy!
400
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,502
[light applause]
401
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,380
Hello, Battle of the Bands!
402
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,965
- [microphone thumping]
- [feedback squeals]
403
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,094
Sorry. Sorry.
404
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,514
Uh, ahem... But, hey, uh,
why should I do all the talking
405
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,100
when I can let
this little lady do it for me?
406
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,769
Boo! Get off the stage, hack!
407
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,772
Gem, I'm in your band.
408
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,190
Oh, right.
409
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,150
Guess old habits die hard.
410
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,821
Get ready.
This is gonna be good.
411
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,365
- [playing]
- [electricity fizzes]
412
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,283
Ow! What the--?
413
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,535
[playing]
414
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,828
- [electricity fizzes]
- Ow!
415
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,079
[laughs]
416
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,748
Other people's pain
is not funny.
417
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,875
Other people's
pain is not funny.
418
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,753
One sec, I'll get it.
419
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:50,879
- [playing]
- [electricity fizzes]
420
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,089
Ow!
421
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,715
What's wrong, Jake?
422
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,343
Does your little lady
not want to play?
423
00:18:57,594 --> 00:19:00,222
Amy, what did you do?
424
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,432
I ran home and zapped
Jake's guitar strings
425
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,767
with my mom's charging port
426
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,769
so there'd be thousands
of volts running through them.
427
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,397
He's literally holding
an electric guitar.
428
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:13,152
Starting to see why you said
his performance would be shocking.
429
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,363
- [electricity fizzes]
- Ow!
430
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,198
[all booing]
431
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,743
What are you doing?
We're gonna lose the contest!
432
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,328
Which is okay,
433
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,956
because nobody loses
when we're having fun!
434
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,501
It's not me, it's the guitar.
435
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,587
[kazoos humming]
436
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,300
Wow, Jake,
getting kazooed off stage.
437
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,718
That's a first.
438
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,804
You did this.
439
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,973
Yeah, because I came here
to win.
440
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,225
Yeah? Well, you're forgetting
one thing.
441
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,187
My super strength gives me
a higher threshold for pain.
442
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,688
Watch this.
443
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,441
[playing]
444
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:56,862
[electricity zaps]
445
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,532
[electricity zaps]
446
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,660
[all chant]
This Guy! This Guy! This Guy!
447
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,662
This Guy! This Guy!
448
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,832
No, no. No, no, no.
Not that guy.
449
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,336
Time to show this crowd
some real skills.
450
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:13,921
Amy, no!
451
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,884
- You want a battle? Let's battle.
- You're on.
452
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,683
[soloing]
453
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,727
- Out of my way.
- What? You get out of my way.
454
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,606
- Back off, you're ruining my set.
- No, you're ruining your set.
455
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:36,193
Ugh! Get off my stage!
456
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,487
It was my stage first!
457
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,988
[feedback drones]
458
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,281
[audience screaming]
459
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,285
Look what you're doing.
460
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,704
I'm doing what you're doing,
but better.
461
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,623
[electricity fizzing]
462
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,708
- [power fails]
- [guitars muted]
463
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,586
[audience murmuring]
464
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,214
Uh-oh.
465
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,219
Are you happy?
You just got us disqualified.
466
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,345
Wait, so we won?
467
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,639
No. We got disqualified, too.
468
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,058
That's it.
I'm back to being mean.
469
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,229
You know, in a weird way,
that comforts me.
470
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:22,614
I'm sorry we lost
Battle of the Bands.
471
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,283
It was all my fault.
472
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,368
Oh, I was there.
I know.
473
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:30,205
Look, nobody's perfect.
474
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,750
I'm certainly not.
But that's why we're a team.
475
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,128
- So we can help each other.
- Yeah, some team we were.
476
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:39,047
I let my insecurity get in the way
of writing that stupid song.
477
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,632
To be honest,
478
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,676
I think this was about
more than just a song.
479
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,848
I was really hoping
it was just about a song.
480
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,310
While you go talk to him,
I'm gonna go watch
481
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,895
some online tutorials
about how to play the kazoo!
482
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,317
Hey. You okay?
483
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,110
Yeah. I mean, aside
484
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,862
- from the residual voltage.
- [electricity fizzes]
485
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,739
- Ow!
- Yeah, you had that coming.
486
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,075
[sighs] Look, none of this
would've happened
487
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,535
if you had just let me
stay in your band.
488
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:10,662
- You're right.
- Ah, don't try to deny it.
489
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:11,955
Wait, what?
490
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,792
[scoffs]
I shouldn't have kicked you out.
491
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,670
I was just afraid that you'd be
better than me at that, too.
492
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,797
What are you talking about?
493
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,507
Jake, you're good at everything.
494
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,344
Fitting in, being nice,
495
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,845
making small talk with people
496
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:29,222
and not wanting to sonic-blast
them through a wall.
497
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,018
Music's all I have.
498
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:36,396
It's the one thing in this new life
that I'm really good at.
499
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,398
That's not true.
You're good at...
500
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,401
I mean, there's, uh...
501
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,821
You know what?
I'll just send you a list later.
502
00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:47,866
Well, I think we found
something you're not good at:
503
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,659
Making me feel better.
504
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:53,246
Look, the whole reason
I even started learning guitar
505
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,874
was because I saw how much joy
you were getting out of it,
506
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:58,585
and I wanted to know
if it brought me the same joy.
507
00:22:58,668 --> 00:23:01,588
And it did. But it's your thing.
508
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:03,090
So I'll just find
something else.
509
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,676
No. You're really good,
510
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,595
and there's no reason
we can't both play.
511
00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:11,807
So, you want to be back
in the band?
512
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,684
That's really nice of you,
but like I said,
513
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,019
it's your thing.
514
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:19,606
Besides, I think we both know
this kind of talent needs to fly solo.
515
00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:22,651
I've never been happier
to be rejected.
516
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:24,194
[Jake] You're welcome.
517
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,658
[theme music playing]
518
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:57,352
[duck quacks]
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