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[rock music playing]
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Come on! Whoo!
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Get back in there,
you stupid thing!
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Oh!
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Retract!
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Retract!
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[groans] Oh, that's it.
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There is no plumber
that can save you now.
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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Mrs. Madden...
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Are you okay?
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I am now.
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Are you sure? 'Cause
this is the third sprayer hose
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you've destroyed this week.
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Unless this is how
we get a dishwasher.
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If so, have at it.
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I'm just having trouble suppressing
my villain rage lately.
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What happened to letting it out
by zapping Dad?
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You know, that's fun
for the whole family.
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Yeah, but now he sees it coming,
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so he started wearing
rubber underwear.
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[sighs] Which is why I need
another outlet for my anger.
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Uh, maybe a hobby would help.
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When I get angry,
I like to knit. [chuckles]
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When I get angry, you don't
want me holding giant needles.
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Okay, then, something
without sharp objects.
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Uh... [chuckles]
How about salsa dancing?
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Uh... you obviously
don't know the damage
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my mother can cause
with a pair of stilettos.
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No, I-I think this hobby thing could work.
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I just need to find something soon,
or I'm gonna blow!
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- Hi, Mom!
- Leave me alone!
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[energy crackling]
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Bye, Mom!
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[theme music playing]
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[energy crackling]
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[rock music plays]
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{\an8}Well, if it isn't my two favorite girls!
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{\an8}Wow, Mrs. Madden,
you seem less... rage-y.
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{\an8}It's a trap! She ran out of faucets,
so she's gonna melt us! Run!
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{\an8}Actually, it's because I found
a way to channel my rage.
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{\an8}Pottery class!
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{\an8}Pottery class?
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{\an8}Well, it's official.
The suburbs have broken you.
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{\an8}No, it's perfect!
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{\an8}I can pretend I'm choking someone,
and end up with a cup!
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{\an8}I even found a two-for-one coupon online
so you can come with me, Amy.
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{\an8}Tempting.
Except for the pottery part,
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{\an8}and the class part,
so... hard pass.
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{\an8}And here I thought
my daughter might enjoy
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spending some time with her mother.
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Amy, you should be
supporting your mom.
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{\an8}I do support her! I just support her
doing something less boring.
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{\an8}You know like... staring at a wall.
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{\an8}I'll go with you to the pottery class,
Mrs. Madden.
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{\an8}I think it sounds like fun.
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Oh! Not my first choice,
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but I suppose
a distant second will do.
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Thank you, Hartley.
I'd love to have you join me.
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Great! Ooh, maybe
we can make matching
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"spread a little sunshine" saucers!
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[nervous chuckle]
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Are you sure you don't want to go?
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[rock music plays]
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Dad, no one's gonna
wanna eat lunch with me
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if you're hanging around the table.
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Oh, please. You've been alone here
25 minutes. No one's coming.
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Dad, guess what?
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Please say a free chair
opened up in the teacher's lounge.
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I entered the science fair!
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- I'm gonna build a volcano!
- A volcano?
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What is this,
Baby's First Science Kit?
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Think we can come up
with something better than that.
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"We"? No.
I wanna do this on my own.
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And what's wrong with volcanoes?
They're cool!
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Well, sure, to throw people
into, not build.
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Look, any amateur can do that.
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But you're the son of the school's
most brilliant science teacher.
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Sounds like you're afraid
Colby's gonna embarrass you.
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Sounds like you're right!
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Listen. Don't worry,
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I've already come up with
a surefire way for us to win this thing:
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a robot that responds
to human emotions.
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Built by a father who doesn't.
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Come on! If you cry, he'll hug you.
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If you're down, he'll tell you a joke.
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If you're, uh...
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You can't think of any other
human emotion, can you?
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I'm struggling.
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Don't fall for it, Colby.
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The only reason he wants to "help"
is so he can take over your project,
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because that's what he always does.
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I've never done that in my life!
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During my first villain battle,
you put on a strength-boosting exo-suit
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and fought the heroes for me.
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I've only done that once in my life!
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All the superheroes mocked me,
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saying I needed my daddy
to fight my battles.
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Which isn't true! I can fight
my own battles like a big boy!
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Not wanting whatever that was
to happen to me...
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I'm gonna build
the volcano on my own.
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Okay.
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But if you come to your senses
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and realize you can't
win this thing without my help,
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I'll be waiting.
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Milo! Well, if it isn't the second
smartest person in the school.
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- You see, I'm--
- The smartest person in the school.
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We know.
It's on your parking space.
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Hello, Colby.
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I hear you're entering the science fair.
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Don't bother,
I got that thing on lock.
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Yeah, well, this year,
Colby's gonna win.
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So, you better call a locksmith.
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Please stop being my hype man.
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I'm gonna crush you.
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What I lack in stature,
I make up for in mental ingenuity.
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Doesn't sound as cool out
loud... but it is!
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[chuckles]
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Wow, Dad.
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You really think I'm gonna win?
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Course not.
Please let me help you!
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[giggling]
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There you are.
Where have you been?
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Oh, sorry. Pottery class.
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It's our fourth one this week!
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I know!
What is wrong with you people?
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It's pottery!
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It's actually pretty fun.
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Hey. Today... we made bowls!
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I'm sorry. I was waiting
for you to get to the fun part.
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It does seem to be
solving my rage problem.
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I haven't felt the desire
to mangle anyone all week.
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- [clears throat]
- All day.
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Sergio says we're
his perfect pottery pair!
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Sergio?
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Our instructor. Very supportive.
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His mantra is "one clay at a time."
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[giggling]
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Okay, hold up one of those bowls,
I think I'm gonna puke.
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Hey. What's wrong, sweetie?
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- What's wrong?!
- Yeah.
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We had plans, remember?
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We were gonna sonic-blast
the carousel
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and turn it into
a not-so-merry-go-round.
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[groans] I'm sorry.
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I've been having such a great time
with Hartley, I guess I forgot.
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Hey. You always say she's
a "fun killer," but I disagree!
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You called me a fun killer?
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Oh, please. Like I've never
said it to your face.
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Okay, Hartley, we should hurry up and eat
before we head back to the studio.
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As Sergio likes to say,
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"Lunch is the most important
meal of the clay."
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I can't believe she's ditching me
to hang out with Hartley.
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Well, two can play at that game.
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This better be good.
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I was feng-shui-ing my she-shed.
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And by feng-shui-ing,
I mean bathing it in pesticides.
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Celia, you're coming to pottery class.
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No, I am not.
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You can make weapons.
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Looks like those cockroaches
will live another day.
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♪
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[rock music plays]
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Will you calm down?
Anywhere can be a parking spot.
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Uh, what are you two doing here?
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Oh, hey, Hartley!
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You know, I'm just making
some pottery with my bestie.
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"Bestie"?
This girl needs a check-up.
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I thought you said pottery was boring.
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What are you really doing here?
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Well, you've been having such
a good time with Hartley and not me,
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I didn't want to miss out on the fun.
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And you got my grandma to come?
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It didn't take much convincing.
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We've actually gotten very close
over the last 40 minutes.
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Right, Grandma?
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Only two people
get to call me Grandma:
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Hartley and somebody
I'm not at liberty to talk about.
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Amy, are you jealous that
I'm here with Hartley and not you?
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No! I think you're both jealous
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because I am here with Celia,
and we are gonna put you to shame.
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All right, people!
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The time has come
for our partner project!
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Remember,
all the world's a lump of clay,
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and all the men and women
merely potters!
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All right, let's make some shelf candy!
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Ooh, guys, just so you know,
the wheel can be a little tricky.
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I got it, Mom!
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I've got Celia to help me.
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We're a perfect pair.
[chuckles]
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You know
how to work this thing, right?
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Does it have a trigger?
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- No.
- Then I do not.
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[rock music plays]
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Yes! I think I got it!
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Three, two, one...
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[gurgling]
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Hey. Need my help
with your volcano yet?
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Nope. Got it all under control.
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You don't, but it's cute
that you think you do.
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How's it going with
Mount St. Daddy Issues?
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It's not. I can't even get this
stupid thing to erupt.
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Which means I'm going to lose to Milo
and Dad's gonna think I'm a total failure.
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Okay, okay, stop begging.
I'll help you.
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What? No, I--I wanna
figure this out myself.
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Aw, no need to thank me.
I'm a giver.
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Okay, who are you
having a conversation with?
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'Cause it's definitely not me.
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I'm just sayin', two brains
are better than one.
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Not when one of them's yours.
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Besides, you're just trying
to get even with Dad
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for making you look like a chump
in front of the superheroes.
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Yeah, pretty much.
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What's, uh, going on here?
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Oh, nothing. Just Colby wanting
my help with the volcano.
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- What?!
- What's the matter? Jealous?
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I have no idea what he's talking about.
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- I never asked him for--
- Quiet, Colby!
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I'm trying to prevent your
project from being taken over
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by an oblivious egomaniac.
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Wow, betrayed by my own blood!
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You know,
if I wasn't already a supervillain,
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this would totally be my origin story.
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Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot.
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[rock music plays]
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Today, we are creating
the pièce de résistance...
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of the ceramics world, the vase.
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- The what?
- The vase.
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- The what?
- Vase. We're making a vase.
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Oh. Well, why is he saying it like that?
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You're not better than me!
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This vase will serve as inspiration.
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It was my grandmother's
prize possession
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and the one thing
she left me in her will.
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Far more valuable than
the actual cash she left my siblings.
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Ten bucks says
his grandma's in that thing.
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Twenty, and I'll take that action.
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All right, time to get those
wheels a-spinning.
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[exclaiming]
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Uh, you sure you don't
want to swap partners?
242
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,120
Might be better to work
with someone more experienced.
243
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,538
Nope! We're good!
244
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,374
Amy!
245
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,837
Are you sure you're okay
with me and Hartley hanging out?
246
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,924
[scoffs] Yes! I have my
own person to hang out with now.
247
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,217
Right, Mee-maw?
248
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,178
Granny?
249
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,304
Bubby?
250
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:06,767
You can try it a hundred different
ways, it's still not happening.
251
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:10,688
[rock music plays]
252
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:11,856
- [sputtering]
- Ow!
253
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,774
Jake, we're running out of time!
254
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,401
You should've let me
do this on my own
255
00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:17,153
- instead of taking over.
- I don't see you helping.
256
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:20,114
Yeah, because every time I tried,
you were like, "Colby, get away.
257
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:23,492
Your tiny baby hands go against
everything science stands for!"
258
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,245
Well, they do.
259
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,499
Well, lookie here.
You made a volcano.
260
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,169
Or should I say,
you made a vol-ca-don't?
261
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,587
[laughs]
262
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,589
Good one, Milo!
263
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,676
"Vol-ca-don't?"
264
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,220
Seriously? I mean,
"vol-ca-nope" was right there.
265
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,682
Either way, it's never gonna win.
266
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,851
Not when it has
to go against my robot
267
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,519
that responds to human emotions.
268
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,731
I think you mean our robot.
269
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,319
- Dad?
- How great is this thing?
270
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,237
He's like the dog I never had.
271
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,200
[Emototron]
Emoting happiness.
272
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,744
Aww. Okay,
enough with the emoting.
273
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:09,955
I don't get it, Milo.
274
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,916
If you always have
the science fair on "lock,"
275
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:13,292
then why'd you ask my dad for help?
276
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,503
I didn't. He begged me
to let him help.
277
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:18,589
Guess he wanted
a piece of the "Milo Magic."
278
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,258
And you just said yes?
279
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,635
Of course not!
280
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:25,763
But then he offered me free access
to the teachers' lounge.
281
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,682
And I'm not turning down
VIP status like that.
282
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,351
They have cashew milk.
283
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,562
Come on, Emototron.
284
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,106
Let's go give the judges
some razzle-dazzle.
285
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,529
You know, I-I can't believe
you'd betray me like this.
286
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,907
You mean like how you betrayed me
by going to Jake for help?
287
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,952
You should've stuck with me.
But the Dad train has left the station.
288
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,871
And you're the little engine
that couldn't.
289
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,461
Greetings, esteemed judges,
meet Emototron,
290
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,839
a robot that responds
to human emotion.
291
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,882
Go ahead, wave to it.
292
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,678
[Emototron]
Emoting friendliness.
293
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,055
If you're happy,
Emototron is happy.
294
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,724
- Who wants a hug?
- I'll take a hug.
295
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,481
Okay, that's longer than I needed.
296
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,400
Uh, just part of the demo.
297
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,151
[[chuckles] You know
what they say about hugs...
298
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,653
That they're a sign of weakness?
299
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,239
[grunts]
300
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,366
He's not letting go.
301
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,326
[grunting continues]
302
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,620
Bad, Emototron, bad!
303
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,582
Don't pull him!
304
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,667
Emototron doesn't like
being manhandled!
305
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,169
[Emototron]
Emoting anger.
306
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,337
What?
307
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,134
[crowd gasps]
308
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,804
Emototron, stop!
309
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,310
You think you're tougher than me?
310
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,897
[shrieks]
311
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,608
[whimpers]
312
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:04,153
Don't worry! It will all be worth it
once you taste that cashew milk!
313
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,696
[whimpers]
314
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,990
[rock music plays]
315
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:15,539
I sense your conversation
with the clay is not going well.
316
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:20,252
Yeah well, art is
in the eye of the beholder.
317
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,797
Looks like there's also some clay
in the eye of the beholder.
318
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,177
Keep bugging us,
and you'll "be holding" your eye.
319
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,096
[sharp gasp]
320
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,099
¡Que bonito!
321
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,727
Another masterpiece
from our perfect pair!
322
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:43,275
Yeah, but we all know nothing
beautiful lasts forever!
323
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,160
[gasps] No!
324
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,495
Amy!
325
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,165
Don't worry, I think we can save it.
326
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,084
We can't let them finish
before we do.
327
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,170
I don't know what your beef is,
but I'm always ready for a throwdown!
328
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,091
[Amy]
Let's crank this baby up.
329
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,552
Amy, I don't think that's a good idea.
330
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,724
Finally! Weapons!
331
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,476
Fire in the hole!
332
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,186
[yelping]
333
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,648
[rock music plays]
334
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,153
[rock music plays]
335
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,489
- Woo-hoo!
- [laughter]
336
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,825
[Celia] Been a long time
since I've had a clay fight!
337
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,744
Yeah! Who's the perfect pair now?
338
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,834
[gasps] Hartley!
339
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,420
Ahh! You gotta shut the thing off.
340
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,171
- Why me?!
- Um...
341
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,008
You're young.
You'll heal faster.
342
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,932
Ow! Ow!
343
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,229
[jaunty music]
344
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,323
[suspenseful music]
345
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,585
Nana!
346
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,756
Told you she was in there. Pay up.
347
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:32,051
Double or nothing,
Grandpa's in that vase over there.
348
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,929
What were you thinking, Amy?
349
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,348
Yeah, you ruined the class.
350
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,267
Then maybe I should just leave.
351
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,977
There wasn't space for me here anyway.
352
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,064
I guess three's a crowd
in a perfect pair.
353
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,983
Amy, wait!
354
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,987
[rock music plays]
355
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:56,366
Help! I'm too young and smart
356
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,036
and handsome and charming to die!
357
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,873
Could use some muscle, Jake.
358
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,751
Oh, look who needs me
to fight their battle.
359
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,128
Okay, playtime's over, big guy.
360
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,880
[grunts]
361
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,634
[groans]
362
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,260
[grunts]
363
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,514
Why does an emotion robot
need that kind of destructive power?
364
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,016
Because I repurposed
one of my old destruction bots.
365
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,394
What? I had to do something for me!
366
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,773
[grunts]
367
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,191
[groans]
368
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,360
Colby, buddy, any chance
you could give me a hand?
369
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,237
'Cause it's pretty clear
Dad's not gonna do anything.
370
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,822
[grunts]
371
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,532
Just need one more second.
372
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,408
Oh, by all means, take your time.
373
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,871
Got it! Okay! Send him my way!
374
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,498
[grunts]
375
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,380
[Emototron]
I am Emototron...
376
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,756
[distorted sounds]
377
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:57,469
[powering down]
I am Emototron...
378
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,429
- Yes!
- No!
379
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:00,848
My robot!
380
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,600
His. His robot.
381
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,729
So much for the "Milo Magic."
382
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,314
Come on, Emototron.
383
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,816
Let's hit the showers.
384
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,363
You know, Colby,
none of this would've happened
385
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,115
if you had just accepted my help.
386
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,325
- I told you, I didn't want your help.
- Yeah, he wanted mine!
387
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,743
No, I didn't want anyone's help!
388
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,414
I entered the science fair
because I always wanted to be like Dad.
389
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,877
And I wanted to prove that
I could follow in your footsteps.
390
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,712
Wow, I had no idea.
391
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:34,047
Doesn't matter anyways, 'cause...
392
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,757
it's obvious
I don't know what I'm doing.
393
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,135
Well, who fixed the volcano?
You did!
394
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,721
Actually, the internet did.
395
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,890
I just watched a video on my phone,
and it told me what to do.
396
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,727
Okay, well, who knew how
to look up that video? You did!
397
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:51,273
It's pretty clear science isn't my thing.
398
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,816
I'm sorry I let you down, Dad.
399
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,697
You didn't let me down!
Colby...
400
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,199
if you're not good at science,
401
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,618
it just means you're destined
to be better at something else.
402
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,328
After all, you're the, uh...
403
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,455
"Chosen One."
404
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,376
Wow, your forehead vein
didn't pop out when you said that.
405
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,836
That's progress.
406
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,089
I'm sorry, too, Colby.
407
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,133
I was so busy trying to show Dad up,
I didn't realize I was doing
408
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,552
the exact same thing to you
that he did to me.
409
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:24,348
Look, I only take over
because I don't want you to fail.
410
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,643
I guess I should let you
learn from your mistakes.
411
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:32,272
But I'll always be proud of you
no matter what.
412
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,482
Thanks, Dad.
413
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:34,691
Unless you really embarrass me,
414
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,944
and then I'll just tell people
you're not my sons.
415
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,698
[rock music plays]
416
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:46,328
Hm. Hope you didn't leave
417
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,580
your precious pottery class
on my account.
418
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,124
Well, that and Sergio threw us out
419
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,794
after Celia scattered his grandpa.
420
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,464
Oh, by the way, she said
you owe her 40 bucks.
421
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:03,929
Look, Amy, it's obvious Hartley and I
doing pottery class bothers you.
422
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,472
No.
423
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:08,016
if pottery makes you happy,
for whatever...
424
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,436
strange reason that might be,
I shouldn't stand in your way.
425
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,273
Actually, I'm fine taking a break.
426
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,608
After being pelted with balls of clay,
427
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:21,071
I'm gonna go home
and ice my many, many welts.
428
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,120
- [door closes]
- [groans] Amy,
429
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:31,206
why didn't you just admit
you were feeling jealous?
430
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,543
We're villains.
We don't talk about our feelings.
431
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:38,088
Well, maybe it's okay to
once in a while.
432
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:40,048
I mean, if I hadn't been
open about my rage,
433
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,758
I never would have found a hobby.
434
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:46,805
I guess when I saw how much fun
you and Hartley were having,
435
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,307
I felt left out.
436
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,975
But I invited you first.
437
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,977
I know.
I guess I just couldn't get past
438
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,313
my deep-seated hatred
for all things pottery.
439
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,526
Okay, well, just so we're clear,
440
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:02,487
I didn't do that class
because I love making pottery.
441
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,948
- You didn't?
- No!
442
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:07,534
The whole point was to find
an outlet for my villain rage.
443
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:11,580
And that's exactly what I did!
444
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,877
[both shouting]
445
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,211
[cackling]
446
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,714
Feels good, doesn't it?
447
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:22,049
It feels great!
448
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:25,802
And now I get my quality time
with my daughter.
449
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,764
- Mom!
- Ooh!
450
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,724
That was one of Dad's inventions.
451
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,560
Well...
452
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:36,146
everything's fair game
when I have a hammer in my hand.
453
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,774
[shouting]
454
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:41,651
[rock music plays]
455
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,196
So, I sacrificed my science fair
winning streak
456
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:47,616
just so you could use me
as a pawn against your sons?
457
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,493
That's why I like talking to you,
smart kid.
458
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:51,411
You know what pawns are.
459
00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:54,748
Well, you've underestimated me
at your peril.
460
00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:56,833
I was able to fix your robot--
461
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:59,252
or should I say, my robot--
462
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,046
and now it works better than ever!
463
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:04,925
Uh-oh.
464
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,968
Don't worry.
He just wants a hug!
465
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,888
[Emototron]
Emoting vengeance.
466
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:12,516
Ahhhh!
467
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,102
- Nope.
- [Vic yelps]
468
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,478
He's crushin' him.
469
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:18,688
[rock music plays]
470
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:22,317
[theme music playing]
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