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Mornin', ladies.
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Milo, why are you measuring my locker?
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If you're wondering if you can fit
in there, I can help you with that.
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Since we're friends now, I figured
you wouldn't mind sharing space.
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Wha-- But you already have
a locker. Why do you need mine?
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For my overflow.
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Wow, that is a lot of toys.
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Bite your tongue!
These are vintage collectibles.
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So old toys.
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Talk like that will get you
thrown out of the Collector Con
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down at the Valley View
Motel conference room.
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Anyway, my menagerie is growing,
so I need some more space.
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What do you say, friend?
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Fine. But fair warning,
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I'm not responsible for any of
the heinous things
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your little dolls are gonna see in there.
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Wait, is that a Starling action figure?
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[gasps] Cool. Let's see if
this version can fly, too.
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Oh, baby girl! [whimpers]
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What did that weird woman do to
your beautiful plastic body?
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Oh, uh, you're welcome, Milo.
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Oh, okay, I guess you're welcome too!
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Okay, seriously?
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You know what, none of you
are welcome! I welcome no one!
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See? This is why I just slam
the door in people's faces.
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This whole "being a good person"
thing is really getting old.
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I try to be polite,
but no one even notices.
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What's the point of being
nice if no one is nice back?
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Jake, you shouldn't be nice
because you expect something in return.
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You should do it because you want to.
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Okay. I will never understand your logic.
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Being nice is making me look weak.
Everyone treats me like a doormat.
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See, now that I understand.
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In Centropolis, people
knew Chaos had super-strength.
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Not only did they fear me,
they respected me!
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Here, I'm just the guy
everyone knocks into. See?
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Well, if it makes you feel
any better, it's fun to watch. [chuckles]
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You know what? I'm done
being the joke around here.
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I might not be able to
use my super-strength,
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but I'm gonna find a way to
get people to respect me.
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Well, what about after-school activities?
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Maybe you could find one you're good at.
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Ah, let's see. Oh, there's
community theater,
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candle making, a stand-up comedy class!
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[gasps] Please become a ventriloquist.
I need that in my life.
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Look! There's a karate
class this afternoon.
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I can use my villain fighting
skills to show I'm tough
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without using my super-strength.
People will finally respect me!
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You know what? I'll join, too.
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Aww, to support me?
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No. To throw people on
the floor without consequence.
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[theme music playing]
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{\an8}Okay. Is it just me, or do I
look crazy good in this?
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{\an8}It's just you. Just don't
forget to put on a belt.
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{\an8}Oh! And just like that, I'm a black belt.
Karate is super easy.
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{\an8}Yeah, this place is gonna
be a piece of cake.
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{\an8}Wow, that's a lot of confidence for a dude
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{\an8}with one little chest hair
sticking out of his gi.
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{\an8}Watch this. Hey, nice kick.
Your grandma teach you that?
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{\an8}Don't get too cocky, kid. You haven't
met the best student in class yet.
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{\an8}Well, I don't know who that is, but he's
no match for me. Bring him on!
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{\an8}And in this corner,
weighing 87 pounds, it's me!
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{\an8}[both] Milo?
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{\an8}The one and only.
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{\an8}Now, say hello to my two friends,
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{\an8}Pain and Agony.
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Are you sure this isn't the comedy class?
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I spy with my little eye,
something that starts with a T.
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Hartley for the last time, we are not
playing this silly game with you.
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It's a table! Right?
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You tell me or I will burn
this house to the ground!
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Sorry, I get a bit competitive.
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I can't wait for tomorrow!
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Oh, uh, happy birthday, Colby!
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Tomorrow's not my birthday.
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You say that every time!
One of these days,
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it will actually be your birthday and,
boy, oh, boy, won't you feel silly.
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Tomorrow is when the newest limited
edition Sky Gordan sneakers drop online!
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Good luck. I've been online for
the last five drops and never get any.
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Uh, you're into Sky Gordans, too?
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Yeah, but they always sell out instantly.
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Well, luckily, I can finish
checking out really fast
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and get us both a pair
with my super-speed. Peep this.
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Boom! I just left 68 nasty online reviews
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for restaurants I've never even been to.
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Colby, with speed like that,
we'll definitely beat out those bots!
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Sorry, what are bots?
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Oh, computer programs people
make to beat everyone else out
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so they can hoard all
the sneakers for themselves.
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The annoying part is, they
don't even want the sneakers.
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They just know they're limited so
they resell them at ten times the price.
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Yeah. The worst is "Sneaker
Queen Two-five-two."
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She wins all the drops, and then
brags about it in her posts.
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[scoffs] Like this. "What's up,
losers? You lose again?
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Must feel bad to lose, you losers!"
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[scoffs] Not very creative,
but extremely hurtful.
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Sounds like a lot of work just
to get sneakers. Who has time for that?
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Well, moms just don't get the clout
of being dripped out in new grails.
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Oh, Eva's such a mom.
I'm all about the grail drip.
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So, want me to snag you a pair
with my super-speed, too?
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Well, technically, that'd be cheating.
But I do really want those shoes!
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But I don't wanna break any rules!
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But they would look really cute on me.
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But I don't wanna go to shoe jail and--
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Get back to me when you're
done arguing with yourself.
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Okay, I want the shoes!
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Eva, I could make a way better bot.
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It will get us into the drop early
and we could score tons of sneakers.
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And then we could resell them
and make a fortune!
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I don't know. That sounds
really complicated.
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Well, for a computer novice like you.
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But you're rockin' with a super-genius!
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Just this morning, I created
the world's smallest cell phone
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while I made breakfast.
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[muffled cell phone ringing]
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I think I ate my phone.
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Amy, I didn't know you were
interested in martial arts.
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Oh, yeah, I love violence
in all its forms.
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So you're the toughest guy here, huh?
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Wow, everyone else must be really bad.
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Slow down, sparky.
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I've been taking karate
since I was a little kid.
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I have a second degree black belt.
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Wow, not what I was expecting from the kid
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who brought a stuffed animal as his date
to the winter dance.
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I just hope you don't get matched up with
me, little man. Wouldn't want to hurt you.
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You hurt me? Ha! Impossible!
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I'm sorry, Milo, I think you're
underestimating how strong I am.
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You may look stronger than me,
but karate isn't about strength.
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It's about using your opponent's
momentum against them.
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Why don't you spar with
me and I'll prove it?
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Fine. Just don't get mad
at me if I-- [grunts]
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Yah!
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[grunts]--hurt you!
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Booyah! You're in my dojo now, punk!
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Okay, champ, settle down.
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Sorry, Sensei. This tight
headband brings out the beast!
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It also makes me a little dizzy.
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You feeling respected yet?
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[groans]
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I hope I didn't hurt you too much, Jake.
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[snorts]
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I can't believe it. He kicked my butt.
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Milo. Kicked my butt. Milo!
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[stifled laugh]
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You'd think it would get less funny
the more times you say it, but it doesn't.
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The whole point of taking karate
was to get my respect back.
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But Milo just made me
look lamer than ever!
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I know. I can't wait till next class.
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There's no way I'm letting
him humiliate me again.
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Today I didn't use my full strength.
But next time, when I do,
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I'll be taking down the best kid in class.
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Think of how great I'll look then!
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Well, you can't use your
super-strength on Milo!
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The kid weighs like five pounds!
You'll crush him.
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You remember that time we were playing
catch and you used Colby as the ball?
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You threw him so hard he broke a window.
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I didn't throw him that hard.
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The window was three miles away!
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Wait, what if I don't have to
use my super-strength?
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Milo said the key is momentum.
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I'll just use his momentum against him.
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So that anything that happens is
his own doing, not mine.
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So either your plan works and
you beat Milo, or he humiliates you again?
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Well, I'm hoping for the latter,
but I'm on board either way.
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High five!
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[grunts]
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Look at that, momentum does work!
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I can't believe we didn't score
one pair of the Sky Gordans!
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I mean, even with my super-speed,
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we didn't stand a chance
against those bots.
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Look, kids, I know how badly you wanted
those shoes. And I got them!
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The Sky Gordans! In my size!
You shouldn't have!
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I didn't. I'm re-selling them.
Daddy's gonna be rich!
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You heard us talking about the bots
and you built your own, didn't you?
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For shame, Mr. Madden, for shame.
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Say hello to the "Recalibrated Algorithm
Logging Patterns Hastily" super-bot.
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Or as I like to call him, RALPH.
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You named your bot Ralph?
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Super-bot!
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And I actually started with "Ralph"
and worked backwards from there.
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So just like "Sneaker Queen Two-five-two,"
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you used your bot to cheat us
out of sneakers
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so you could load up
and sell them for profit?
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00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:09,734
For shame, Mr. Madden--
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For shame, yeah, I get it!
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Ooh! Looks like my new
hot tub was just delivered.
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You've already made enough
to buy a hot tub?
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And to take a vacation to
Tahiti. I even chartered a PJ.
190
00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:26,292
That's what we rich people
call "private jet."
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There's no way you could have made
that much of a profit so fast!
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Technically, that's true.
But I've got the goods,
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and we all know they'll sell quickly,
so I've been maxing out the CC's.
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That's what we rich people
call credit cards.
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You're not rich!
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I'm new money!
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Mom, Dad built a super-bot to nab
all the Sky Gordans
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and he won't even give me a pair!
199
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Well, since I don't
"understand" the "sneaker game"
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or "computers" I guess
I'll just "stay" out of "it."
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You also don't seem to
understand "air quotes."
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This isn't fair. Watch your back, Dad.
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00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:06,540
We will get our revenge. Come on, Hartley.
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[mouths] For shame!
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Good luck "beating my bot."
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Oh, great, now you've got me doing it!
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00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,431
I hear you've been making eyes at my lady.
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Let's see you try that without a head!
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Ha-ha, classic Milo.
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Startin' to understand why our
school has guidance counselors.
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'Sup, brah! I know yesterday
we left things on a pretty even footing...
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No, it was more like I flipped
you, everyone laughed
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and then a tear rolled down your
cheek. [mock whimpering]
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That was eyeball sweat!
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But now, I'm ready to take you down.
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Bring it!
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Hey, we don't have many
blackbelt students here
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so I guess I'll have to be
your sparring partner.
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Sure, why not. I never turn down an
invitation to hurt someone.
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Cool.
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[grunting]
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[winces]
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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You are really good.
Where'd you say you trained?
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00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:20,156
Oh, you know, the, uh, streets.
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00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:23,701
Cool. Hey, can you do
a seven-twenty tornado kick?
228
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:27,872
No, but I can do this! [grunts]
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[grunts, groans]
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I win!
231
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:38,424
Oh, you're just beggin' for
some pain. Karate chop! [grunts]
232
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:42,845
I'd laugh, but I don't wanna
stifle my masculine persona.
233
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,475
[grunting]
234
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,560
[groans]
235
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,937
[laughing] What do you know, it worked!
236
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,315
Eh, you got lucky.
237
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:56,525
If you weren't beggin' for pain
before, you will be now.
238
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,194
[screams] [grunting]
239
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:01,947
Oh!
240
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:07,119
[stammers] You don't even
know karate! How is this even possible?
241
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,537
[grunts] Aah!
242
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,624
Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
243
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:14,210
Yeah! [cheering]
244
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,795
Hi-yah!
245
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:19,799
[screams, grunts]
246
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,220
Well, on the bright side,
at least he's still moving.
247
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,436
You said you weren't gonna
use your super-strength!
248
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,271
He caught me off guard!
It was just my reflexes.
249
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,731
[scoffs]
250
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,775
Milo, are you hurt?
251
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:43,739
Physically, no. Mentally and
emotionally, I'm a total mess!
252
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,033
Apologize to him.
253
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,911
Whoa, give him some room there, champ.
254
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:52,164
Sorry, I was just... Wait, did
you just call me champ?
255
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:56,293
I mean, I did just beat the best student
in here, so I guess I should be champ.
256
00:13:56,377 --> 00:14:02,216
What? No! I-I'm the champ! Who wants
to see me break a stack of five boards?
257
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,927
I bet Jake can break ten!
What? Who said that?
258
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:08,055
I mean, I don't know if
I can, but I'll try!
259
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,435
Ah!
260
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,895
Oh!
261
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,481
Wow! He's really strong! Who, me?
262
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:22,695
I don't know who keeps saying that,
but stop with the compliments.
263
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:25,155
Unless those broken boards are
gonna spell out "I'm sorry,"
264
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,323
this is a terrible apology.
265
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:29,994
Why should I apologize? You use your
powers for your own benefit all the time.
266
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,662
This is different. It's Milo. And...
267
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,873
[scoffs]
I can't believe I'm about to say this,
268
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,001
but once I got to know him,
he kinda became like a brother to me.
269
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,211
Except even better because he's not you.
270
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,966
Congrats, Jake. You de-throned
the King of Karate.
271
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,552
This will be my last day at the dojo.
272
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:47,928
What? No, Milo!
273
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,056
Get a hold of yourself, woman.
274
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:54,476
My legend will live on.
But my spirit has been torn asunder
275
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,104
like the boards Jake just splintered.
276
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,441
Jake, say something!
277
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:05,154
Well, you take care now.
278
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,907
Seriously? Milo, you can't give up.
279
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:12,119
Sorry, but the damage has been
done. Farewell, friends.
280
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,958
I can't believe you. You know,
I'm all about gaining respect,
281
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,877
but did you really have
to hurt Milo to get it?
282
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,712
[scoffs] I wasn't trying to hurt him.
283
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,589
But, hey, at least people
finally respect me, right?
284
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:25,466
[all] Yeah!
285
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,301
Sorry, but I'm not about to give that up.
286
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:31,764
Well, then I guess I'll just
have to make you give it up.
287
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:44,068
Okay, RALPH, what new sneakers
did you score for me today?
288
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:48,822
What? You didn't win anything?
289
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,699
You two! What did you do to RALPH?
290
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,159
You mean your stupid bot?
291
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,495
Super-bot!
292
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,331
I know you wanted revenge.
What did you do?
293
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,166
Nothing. Wink.
294
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,795
Did you just say "wink" and not wink?
295
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:04,588
Nope. Wink.
296
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,424
There! You did it again!
297
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:11,428
Okay fine, I can't wink! But we
didn't do anything. Wink.
298
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:17,518
I can't take this anymore. Dad,
we put mustard in your shampoo.
299
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,979
That was your revenge?
300
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,941
Eh, makes sense. My morning shower was
particularly bold and spicy.
301
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:30,280
"You have been hacked by
"Sneaker Queen Two-five-two."
302
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:33,409
Who is this evil genius?
No one's smarter than me!
303
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:34,868
Except me!
304
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,579
Mom?
305
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,708
Yes, 'tis I, the Sneaker Queen.
306
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:47,131
And your royal highness
has been in the sneaker game for ages.
307
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,799
But why?
308
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,718
Well, back when I couldn't keep a job,
309
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,303
I realized I needed an easy
way to make money.
310
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,015
So I looked online and
discovered sneaker bots.
311
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:59,685
I can't believe I was outsmarted
by the woman who still uses a landline.
312
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:04,523
Turns out if you electrically
charge a computer,
313
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,401
you can make your bot run faster
than anyone else's,
314
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:11,280
until your father came along,
and I had to take him out.
315
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:16,243
Yeah? Well, too bad for
you I already have plenty of product.
316
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,996
That's right. I may have spent
a lot of money buying these,
317
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,373
but I'm gonna make a huge profit.
318
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:25,502
Um, Vic, darling, did you inspect these?
319
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,881
Because I don't think they're Sky Gordans.
320
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:34,511
She's right. The boxes
say Sky Bordan, with a B.
321
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:37,056
You weren't even on the right website!
322
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,807
[chuckles] Oh, this is delightful.
323
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,268
It's impossible!
324
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:47,232
Oh, no! I was off by one letter!
325
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,776
These are all fakes.
326
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,527
Well, are they still worth anything?
327
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:54,615
Oh, yeah, a hearty laugh at your expense.
328
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,784
Eva, I maxed out the credit cards!
329
00:17:56,867 --> 00:18:00,704
Well, I guess you'll just have
to figure out a way to pay them off.
330
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:04,291
But that means I'll have
to get a second job!
331
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,797
Wait, Mom, did you cop any
of the actual sneakers?
332
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,507
Uh, of course. I'm the Sneaker Queen.
333
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,717
Well, do you have any in our sizes?
334
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:17,054
In fact, I have a pair for each of you.
335
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:20,724
For the low, low price of
five hundred dollars each.
336
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:29,358
Milo! [chuckles] Crazy seeing you here.
337
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,610
Not that crazy, since you
tricked me into coming.
338
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:34,238
What?
339
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,366
Oh, spare me the lies.
340
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,993
I should have known the dojo
wasn't turned into a museum
341
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,621
about my life as told
through the art of mime.
342
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:45,165
I just so wanted it to be true.
343
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,251
Wait.
344
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:50,003
I brought you here because I have a plan
to get your cred back.
345
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,256
You'd turn on your own brother for me?
346
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:55,801
I'd turn on my brother
for a stack of pancakes.
347
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,302
Let's do this.
348
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,595
[grunts]
349
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,139
[groans]
350
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,099
[laughs] They call me Jake the Rake
351
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:05,060
'cause I'm always raking
up the competition!
352
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,312
Yeah, we've gotta put
an end to this quick.
353
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,191
All right, champ!
We're here to take you down!
354
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,318
You really want to challenge me again?
355
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,737
The janitor's still sweeping up the dust
from our last challenge.
356
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:22,077
Yeah, actually, Milo's
gonna sit this one out.
357
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,246
This challenge is all you and me!
358
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,706
What? Why?
359
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,917
Because you used your super-strength
360
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:34,423
to gain an unfair advantage.
And you hurt Milo, who is my friend.
361
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,551
You know, you didn't have to
whisper the "friend" part.
362
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:41,430
It just feels weird coming
out of my mouth.
363
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,391
Anyway, I'm here to take
back what's his. So...
364
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:47,394
Fine. You want a piece
of the champ? Let's go!
365
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,646
Oh, wait, we're actually doing this?
366
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,481
I did not think you were
gonna call my bluff.
367
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,820
[grunting]
368
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,197
Ow! [grunts]
369
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,406
Ow! [grunts]
370
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,201
[grunting, yelling]
371
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,410
Say Amy's the best. Say it!
372
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,120
- Say it or I pull your hair out!
- Ow! Ow!
373
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,330
Say Amy's stronger than me!
374
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,956
- Say it! Say it!
- Never! No I will not!
375
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,209
Stop! Stop!
376
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,836
You don't have to do this.
377
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,755
Amy, I appreciate you
for standing up for me,
378
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:17,758
but I have to admit it,
Jake is better at karate.
379
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:21,178
Boom! There you have it!
Jake the Rake is back!
380
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,097
Name still pending.
381
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,141
The whole reason I joined
karate was because everyone
382
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,143
at school treated me like a nobody.
383
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,771
I just wanted some respect.
384
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,105
Wait, really?
385
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,857
Yeah. But you wouldn't understand,
386
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,276
'cause you're super cool.
387
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,153
You think I'm super cool?
388
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,447
Yeah, the super was too
much. But you are cool.
389
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,578
I had no idea Milo took karate
for the same reason I did.
390
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:50,457
I feel so bad. I totally stole his thunder
just so I could feel better.
391
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:54,711
I know. I love it when you
marinate in your own shame.
392
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,132
Milo, wait!
393
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:04,930
My skills were total luck,
but when it comes to karate,
394
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:08,392
you're the real dojo champion.
395
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:12,396
Go ahead and flip me so you can
regain your status as dojo master.
396
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:16,775
Hold up! You think I'm that pathetic that
you have to let me win?
397
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,026
No, I was just trying to--
398
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,069
[grunts]
399
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,112
Works for me!
400
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,240
[cheering]
401
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:26,493
Ah! Works for me, too.
402
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:34,876
Hey, not to get all mushy, but I'm proud
of you for what you did for Milo today.
403
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,503
Thanks.
404
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:39,172
It takes a lot of courage to
let yourself be embarrassed
405
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:44,386
that badly by a young, much smaller boy.
406
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:47,639
Wow, one and a half seconds of
kindness, that's a new record.
407
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:54,813
I was thinking and... I don't need
to be karate champ to get respect.
408
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:57,524
As long as I respect myself,
that's all that matters, right?
409
00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:01,903
Hmm. Sure, we can go with that.
410
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:02,904
- You know...
- [sighs]
411
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,365
...I'm proud of you, too.
412
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:08,118
When we first got to Valley View, I never
thought you'd fit in,
413
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:09,995
much less make a friend.
414
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:11,997
But after seeing how you stood
up for Milo today,
415
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,957
it's pretty clear that you've made two.
416
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,793
Yeah. Wait, who's the other one?
417
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:20,589
Oh, right, Hartley. [chuckles]
418
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,591
Dad, where are you going this late?
419
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,510
I had to take a second
job teaching night school.
420
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:28,013
I'm in so much debt!
421
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:32,142
Wait, how did we get in so much debt?
422
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:35,479
Oh, not "we," no. I've got loads of cash.
423
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:38,023
Just not gonna waste
it on bailing him out.
424
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,321
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