Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:05,504
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY CAPITAL CITIESABC, INC.
2
00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:23,382
I'M SERIOUS.
3
00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,449
HE'LL STILL LIKE YOU.
4
00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,285
BREAKFAST!
5
00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:31,890
YEAH. SHE IS SUCH A DOG!
6
00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:32,969
ANY JAM?
7
00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:34,025
NO.
8
00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:35,204
POW POW!
9
00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,195
MOM, WHERE'S MY ENGLISH BOOK?
10
00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:38,830
I SOLD IT.
11
00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:40,865
MOM.
12
00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:43,035
ON TOP OF THE TV.
13
00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:45,403
SEE YOU AT SCHOOL. BYE.
14
00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:48,673
I GOT A KNOT IN MY SHOE.
15
00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:50,175
WEAR LOAFERS.
16
00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:53,578
COME ON.
17
00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,814
ALL RIGHT. GIVE IT HERE.
18
00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,017
CAN I HAVE PIE FOR BREAKFAST?
19
00:01:59,053 --> 00:02:00,530
NO. THAT'S CONTAMINATED.
20
00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:03,021
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.
21
00:02:03,057 --> 00:02:05,523
DON'T SPILL YOUR
MILK TODAY, NEITHER.
22
00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,326
HERE YOU GO.
23
00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:09,994
IS THERE COFFEE?
24
00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,162
DAN?
25
00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:12,764
YEAH?
26
00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,300
ISN'T THERE COFFEE
EVERY MORNING?
27
00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:17,469
YES.
28
00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,106
IN THE 15 YEARS
WE'VE BEEN MARRIED,
29
00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,382
HAS THERE EVER BEEN ONE
MORNING WITHOUT COFFEE?
30
00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,412
NO.
31
00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:33,251
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ASK EVERY
MORNING IF THERE'S COFFEE?
32
00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:34,886
IS THERE TOAST?
33
00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:43,640
WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOU?
34
00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,129
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
35
00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,599
OUR SCHOOL'S HAVING A
FOOD DRIVE FOR POOR PEOPLE.
36
00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:52,303
TELL THEM TO DRIVE
SOME OF THAT FOOD HERE.
37
00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,705
MOTHER.
38
00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:54,873
TWO CANS.
39
00:02:54,909 --> 00:02:56,820
DON'T TOUCH THAT CREAMED CORN.
40
00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,376
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
41
00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,512
I'LL GET IT! HELLO.
42
00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:02,647
MOM!
43
00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,148
HE STARTED IT.
44
00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,652
KNOCK IT OFF. STOP IT.
45
00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,198
LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER.
46
00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:09,787
YOU HEARD YOUR FATHER.
47
00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,668
CONNIE, DON'T TELL HIM THAT.
48
00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,425
GET OFF THE PHONE.
49
00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:15,593
MOM.
50
00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:16,762
NOW.
51
00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,696
I GOT TO GO.
52
00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:19,864
BYE.
53
00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,867
DAD, KNOW WHAT WOULD
BE GOOD FOR BREAKFAST?
54
00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,068
WHAT?
55
00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:25,069
PIE.
56
00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:26,371
TELL HIM NO.
57
00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:27,672
NO.
58
00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:31,376
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
59
00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:33,445
OH, HI!
60
00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,815
I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR,
AND I'M GETTING BOOBS.
61
00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,185
BECKY CAN'T TALK NOW.
62
00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:46,625
OH, GOSH. I WAS
SUPPOSED TO GIVE YOU THIS.
63
00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,961
MY HISTORY TEACHER WANTS
TO MEET WITH YOU AT 3:15.
64
00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,129
TODAY?
65
00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:52,597
UH-HUH.
66
00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:56,100
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
WAIT TILL THE LAST MINUTE
67
00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:59,270
TO TELL ME? I'VE
GOT A LIFE, TOO.
68
00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:02,440
SORRY. WHAT SHOULD I
DO... JUMP OFF A BRIDGE?
69
00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:05,455
YEAH. TAKE YOUR BROTHER
AND SISTER WITH YOU.
70
00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,211
[HORN HONKS]
71
00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,213
YOU DIDN'T BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
72
00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,715
WE DON'T HAVE TIME.
73
00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,216
WE'LL MISS THE BUS.
74
00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,384
HEY, YOU.
75
00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,553
BYE.
76
00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,720
BYE.
77
00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:16,988
BYE.
78
00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:19,991
QUICK. THEY'RE GONE.
CHANGE THE LOCKS.
79
00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,463
WHAT IS IT?
80
00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:27,410
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO PICK.
81
00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,566
WHAT?
82
00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,569
I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE
LEAVING TOAST CRUMBS
83
00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,070
ON THE BUTTER.
84
00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,072
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
85
00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,575
YOU DON'T LIKE
PEOPLE LEAVING JELLY
86
00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,577
IN THE PEANUT BUTTER JAR.
87
00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,878
THAT'S SICKENING.
88
00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,293
SAME THING.
89
00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:44,449
IS NOT.
90
00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:45,628
'FRAID SO.
91
00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,252
OH, ALL RIGHT. HERE.
92
00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:51,989
NICE FRESH BUTTER.
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
93
00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:56,828
I LOVE YOU, DARLIN'.
94
00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,163
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
95
00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,331
[HORN HONKS]
96
00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,333
SAVE ME THAT DETERGENT COUPON.
97
00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:03,668
BECKY!
98
00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:06,304
DAN.
99
00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:07,472
WHAT?
100
00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,474
THE SINK'S BACKED UP AGAIN.
101
00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,488
I'LL PLUNGE IT AFTER BREAKFAST.
102
00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,478
DON'T PLUNGE IT. FIX IT.
103
00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,980
YOU GOT IT, BABE.
104
00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:17,983
YOU GOT TO FIX IT TODAY.
105
00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,350
ABSOLUTELY.
106
00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:21,452
MY BOOK BAG FELL APART.
107
00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,966
I BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY.
108
00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,122
[HORN HONKS]
109
00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,623
PLEASE, TAKE IT BACK.
110
00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,570
I'LL DO IT AFTER WORK.
111
00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:29,126
THANKS.
112
00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,294
BYE!
113
00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,596
GOODBYE.
114
00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:36,100
COULD YOU MEET WITH
DARLENE'S TEACHER TODAY?
115
00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:38,603
NO. I'M BIDDING ON A JOB.
116
00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:41,606
IF I GET IT, CONSTRUCTION
STARTS THIS AFTERNOON.
117
00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:46,310
COULD YOU FIT EXCHANGING THIS
BOOK BAG INTO YOUR TIGHT SCHEDULE?
118
00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:50,448
EITHER THAT OR FIX THE SINK.
119
00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,283
OK. FIX THE SINK.
120
00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:55,286
I'LL DO EVERYTHING
ELSE, LIKE I ALWAYS DO.
121
00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:58,789
I'LL HAVE TO GET OFF
WORK AN HOUR EARLY,
122
00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,291
LOSE AN HOUR'S PAY,
123
00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:01,926
REARRANGE MY WHOLE SCHEDULE.
124
00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:04,862
BUT I DON'T MIND.
125
00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:14,639
ARE YOU EVER SORRY
WE GOT MARRIED?
126
00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:16,774
EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE.
127
00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:19,310
ME, TOO.
128
00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:21,145
YOU ARE, REALLY?
129
00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,081
NAH.
130
00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,583
OK. ME, NEITHER, THEN.
131
00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:26,718
OK.
132
00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:32,056
HEY, WHO WOULD YOU HAVE MARRIED
133
00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:34,058
IF YOU DIDN'T MARRY ME?
134
00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,426
ROSIE.
135
00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:36,928
COME ON. WHO?
136
00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,796
NO ONE.
137
00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,298
I'M SURE YOU WOULDN'T.
138
00:06:40,334 --> 00:06:41,466
WHO?
139
00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:44,469
JUST TELL ME. I WON'T GET MAD.
140
00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:45,903
I KNOW. BETH WINCHESTER.
141
00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,016
YOU'RE KIDDING.
142
00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,006
JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH.
143
00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:51,509
I SWEAR I WON'T GET MAD.
144
00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:52,677
JUST TELL.
145
00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,612
JOSEPHINE CARTER.
146
00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:57,849
JOESPHINE CARTER...
THAT OLD SLUT?
147
00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,520
SHE HAD GREAT TOES.
148
00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:03,788
TOES?
149
00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:07,191
SHE USED TO SIT THERE
AND CROSS HER LEGS,
150
00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:11,195
AND DANGLE HER SHOE
OFF THE END OF HER TOE.
151
00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,697
IT DROVE ME CRAZY.
152
00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:15,199
YOU WOULD'VE
MARRIED HER FOR THAT?
153
00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,534
YES, MA'AM.
154
00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,035
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU?
155
00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:21,038
WELL, THE MORNING I
WAS GOING TO PROPOSE,
156
00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:24,041
I TOOK HER TO THIS
LITTLE COFFEE SHOP...
157
00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:26,978
A QUIET, OUT-OF-THE-WAY PLACE.
158
00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:30,482
JUST AS I WAS ABOUT
TO POP THE QUESTION,
159
00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:33,317
SHE SMEARED TOAST
CRUMBS ALL OVER HER BUTTER.
160
00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:35,319
I GOT UP. I LEFT.
161
00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:37,822
I DIDN'T EVEN PAY THE CHECK.
162
00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:41,559
YOU THINK YOU'RE
PRETTY CUTE, DON'T YOU?
163
00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:42,874
PRETTY MUCH.
164
00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,208
IT'S NOT AN EMPLOYEE.
165
00:07:57,243 --> 00:08:01,179
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BEAT IT TO GET IT TO WORK.
166
00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,083
THANK YOU.
167
00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:09,620
I GOT TO GET OFF AN
HOUR EARLY TODAY.
168
00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,122
I CAN'T DO IT.
169
00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:14,125
WE'RE 200 CASES BEHIND
ON THAT GELMAN ORDER.
170
00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,626
BUT I GO TO, BOOKER.
171
00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,128
IT'S REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT.
172
00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,141
YOU HAVE TO
UNDERSTAND MY POSITION.
173
00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,631
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND MINE.
174
00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:23,634
I GOT TO TALK TO
MY KID'S TEACHER.
175
00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,069
ROSEANNE,
176
00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:26,516
HERE AT WELLMAN PLASTICS,
177
00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,005
WE ARE A TEAM.
178
00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:31,008
I'D LIKE TO MAKE
US A WINNING TEAM.
179
00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,277
ALL PLAYERS ARE
EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
180
00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:36,681
RUNNING BACKS
EQUAL PULLING GUARDS.
181
00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:37,682
PULLING GUARDS...
182
00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,350
YEAH. I GOT IT.
183
00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:42,353
IT'S LIKE A BIG
OLD QUILTING BEE.
184
00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:43,921
A WHAT?
185
00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:46,924
WHERE ALL THE BAREFOOT
WOMEN ON THE PRAIRIE
186
00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:48,926
GET TOGETHER AND ALL STITCH
187
00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:50,428
ONE REALLY INCREDIBLE QUILT.
188
00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:54,532
NO ONE PATCH IS MORE
IMPORTANT THAN ANY OTHER PATCH.
189
00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,167
UH-HUH?
190
00:08:56,202 --> 00:09:00,838
THE WOMAN SEWING THIS PATCH
HAS TO GET OFF AN HOUR EARLY.
191
00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,017
LOOK, ROSEANNE...
192
00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,842
I'M LOOKING. GIVE ME A BREAK.
193
00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,345
I'LL GIVE YOU HALF AN HOUR.
194
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,847
IT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR CHECK.
195
00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:11,983
WELL, THERE GOES THE PORSCHE.
196
00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,199
BOOKER, CAN I HAVE...
197
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,557
NO.
198
00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:20,558
CARA DE BURRO.
199
00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,960
DO WE HAVE ANY ACTUAL SUGAR?
200
00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:24,795
I GOT SOME.
201
00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:26,798
YAY. THANKS.
202
00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:29,133
BOOKER GIVING YOU A HARD TIME?
203
00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:32,236
NO, HE'S GIVING ME THAT
OLD FOOTBALL SPEECH.
204
00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:33,749
YEAH, THE RUNNING BACKS
205
00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:38,510
ARE NO MORE IMPORTANT
THAN THE PULLING GUARDS.
206
00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:39,511
RIGHT.
207
00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,524
WHEN A GUY TALKS SPORTS
208
00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,748
IT DOES SOMETHING TO ME.
209
00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:47,251
THE ONLY THING
THAT'S MORE EXCITING
210
00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:50,488
IS WHEN DAN TALKS
ABOUT HYDRAULIC JACKS.
211
00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,691
YOU CAN JOKE. YOU'VE
GOT THE IDEAL MAN.
212
00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,193
OH, IDEAL, HUH?
213
00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:58,196
I'D GIVE ANYTHING
FOR A MAN LIKE DAN.
214
00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:01,199
HE STAYS HOME, HE'S
GOOD TO THE KIDS,
215
00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,401
AND HE'S HYGIENIC.
216
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,605
WELL, CRYSTAL, YOU
THINK HE CAME THAT WAY?
217
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:13,177
15 YEARS OF FIGHTING
MADE HIM LIKE THAT.
218
00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,846
YOU'RE FULL OF IT.
219
00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,514
I'M SERIOUS.
220
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,527
GOOD MEN DON'T JUST HAPPEN,
221
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,028
THEY'RE CREATED BY WOMEN.
222
00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:21,319
THAT'S RIGHT.
223
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,623
YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.
224
00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:28,125
I DO KNOW EVERYTHING, CRYSTAL.
225
00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,596
A GUY IS A LUMP,
LIKE THIS DOUGHNUT.
226
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,730
OK, FIRST...
227
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:37,869
YOU GET RID OF ALL THE
STUFF HIS MOM DID TO HIM.
228
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:43,507
THEN YOU GET RID OF
ALL THAT MACHO CRAP
229
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:46,010
THEY PICK UP FROM
BEER COMMERCIALS.
230
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,512
AND THEN THERE'S MY
PERSONAL FAVORITE,
231
00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:50,148
THE MALE EGO.
232
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,121
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
233
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,492
SISTER.
234
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:01,993
HI, SIS.
235
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:02,994
ROSEANNE.
236
00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:03,995
WHAT?
237
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,997
DO YOU REALIZE MOST PEOPLE
238
00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:09,133
USE ONLY 2% OF THEIR
MINDS' POTENTIAL?
239
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,602
THAT MUCH, HUH?
240
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:13,871
LAST NIGHT, I WENT TO
THIS INCREDIBLE SEMINAR.
241
00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:16,841
WHAT NOW, DARE
TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?
242
00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,477
SEE IT AND BE IT.
243
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,978
BE WHAT?
244
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,284
HI, JACKIE.
245
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,285
HEY, CRYSTAL.
246
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,787
ROSEANNE, THIS GUY,
DR. JERRY MACKLIN,
247
00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,289
TEACHES YOU TO TAP INTO
248
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:34,292
THE HIDDEN TREASURES
OF YOUR UNCONSCIOUS MIND.
249
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,293
HE DOES?
250
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,307
HE GOES, "IF YOUR
MIND CAN CONCEIVE IT,
251
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,542
THEN YOU CAN ACHIEVE IT."
252
00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:41,599
ACHIEVE WHAT?
253
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,602
SIS WENT TO ANOTHER OF
HER INCREDIBLE SEMINARS.
254
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,104
GREAT, IT'S GREAT.
255
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,605
MAYBE I SHOULD GO.
256
00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:49,607
SEE IT AND BE IT.
257
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,943
THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
258
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,779
I'D LOVE TO CHANGE MY LIFE.
259
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:57,782
FOR ONLY $30.00. IT'S
A ONE-NIGHT COURSE.
260
00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,518
YOU GET THE BASICS
OF VISUALIZATION.
261
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,586
VISUALIZATION?
262
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:04,522
USING YOUR MIND'S
POTENTIAL TO GET ANYTHING.
263
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,725
WANT A BRAND-NEW
CAR? JUST VISUALIZE IT.
264
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,260
THAT SOUNDS EASY ENOUGH.
265
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,262
MAYBE YOU'RE ONTO
SOMETHING, SIS.
266
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:12,763
GET OUT OF HERE.
267
00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,398
I'M SERIOUS.
268
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:17,001
I'M VISUALIZING A CLEAN HOUSE...
269
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,138
KIDS WHO DON'T TALK BACK...
270
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:23,574
A HUSBAND WHO WAITS
ON ME HAND AND FOOT.
271
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,076
YOU CAN HAVE THAT.
272
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:28,546
AND WE'RE ALL GETTING IN
CRYSTAL'S BRAND NEW CAR,
273
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,549
AND WE'RE DRIVING UP THIS
BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAIN ROAD
274
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,485
TO GO TO THE COUNTRYSIDE...
275
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,455
TO VISIT MY SISTER
IN THE NUT BARN.
276
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,900
DO YOU TEACH HISTORY?
277
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,136
YES, I'M MS. CRANE.
278
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,005
HI, I'M DARLENE'S MOM.
279
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,174
I'D GIVEN UP ON
YOU. YOU'RE LATE.
280
00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:59,510
I COULDN'T GET HERE SOONER.
281
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,590
WE CAN'T DO THIS TODAY.
282
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,580
WHAT?
283
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,459
I HAVE ANOTHER ENGAGEMENT.
284
00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,617
WHAT, YOU'RE GOING
TO PLAY TENNIS?
285
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:07,752
SQUASH.
286
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,022
COULD WE DO THIS ANOTHER DAY?
287
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,490
NO.
288
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,929
I HAD TO GET OFF
EARLY AND LOSE PAY...
289
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,842
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DO IT.
290
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,026
SIT DOWN.
291
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:37,782
DARLENE HAS BEEN DEMONSTRATING
BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS.
292
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,450
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
293
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,687
SHE'S BEEN BARKING IN CLASS.
294
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:45,222
BARKING?
295
00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:46,690
LIKE A DOG.
296
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:48,192
TELL HER TO STOP.
297
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,827
I DID.
298
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,329
DID SHE STOP IT?
299
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,663
SHE STOPPED.
300
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,465
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
301
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:58,580
I FEEL THIS BARKING IS AN
AGGRESSIVE MANIFESTATION
302
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:01,606
OF A DEEPER INTERNAL PROBLEM.
303
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,445
HUH?
304
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,414
LET ME EXPLAIN.
305
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:13,428
WE HAVE FOUND THAT
WHEN BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS
306
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:14,930
ARISE IN THE CLASSROOM,
307
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:18,255
IT USUALLY INDICATES
A PROBLEM AT HOME.
308
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,457
UH-HUH?
309
00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:27,498
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR
RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR DAUGHTER?
310
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,300
I'D SAY IT'S TYPICAL.
311
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:32,336
TYPICAL, NOT SPECIAL?
312
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,838
TYPICAL.
313
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,541
DO YOU SPEND ENOUGH
TIME WITH YOUR DAUGHTER?
314
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,578
YOU MEAN LIKE QUALITY TIME?
315
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,783
YES. DO YOU SPEND ANY
FREE TIME WITH DARLENE?
316
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,285
I WORK AND HAVE THREE KIDS.
317
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,287
I HAVE NO FREE TIME.
318
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:54,592
SEE, NOW THAT MAY
BE THE PROBLEM.
319
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,461
THERE IS NO PROBLEM.
320
00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,329
YOUR DAUGHTER BARKS.
321
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:02,033
OUR WHOLE FAMILY BARKS.
322
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,362
HI HONEY.
323
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:32,463
YOU WANT SOME HELP?
324
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:37,501
NO, I WOULDN'T WANT
YOU TO STRAIN YOURSELF.
325
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,606
NOW WHERE IS YOUR FATHER?
326
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,041
WHO?
327
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:47,945
YOU KNOW, THE
GUY I'M MARRIED TO?
328
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:55,980
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
329
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,695
I'M GOING TO PLAY
WITH MY TRUCKS.
330
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,571
DJ, KNOW ANYTHIG ABOUT THIS?
331
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:15,639
ABOUT WHAT?
332
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:19,110
ABOUT THIS PIE. DID YOU EAT IT?
333
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,377
NO.
334
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,914
NOT EVEN A NIBBLE?
335
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,448
NO.
336
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,618
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
337
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,886
DIRT.
338
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:32,589
IT TASTES LIKE BLUEBERRY DIRT.
339
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,592
MOM, GUESS WHAT?
340
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,595
I STRUCK OUT MARK
WINSTEAD SIX TIMES.
341
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:42,666
HE THREW HIS BAT AT
ME AND CRIED, THE WIMP.
342
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,168
MOM?
343
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,569
CAN I GO TO BILLY'S?
344
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:49,573
YOU CAN'T GO NOPLACE
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
345
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,242
COME HERE, YOU.
346
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,242
WHAT?
347
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:55,946
WELL, I TALKED TO YOUR
HISTORY TEACHER TODAY.
348
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,448
MS. CRANE, THE PAIN?
349
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,950
YOU'RE A REAL
JOKESTER, ALL RIGHT.
350
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:00,951
[MUSIC PLAYING]
351
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:03,320
TURN THAT DOWN.
352
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,493
SHE SAID YOU'RE
BARKING IN CLASS.
353
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:11,495
YEAH.
354
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:15,299
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT FOR?
355
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,301
MOM, SHE IS SO BORING,
356
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:21,305
IF I DON'T BARK,
I'LL FALL ASLEEP.
357
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,306
MOM!
358
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:23,808
GET MY BOOK BAG?
359
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:24,809
OVER THERE.
360
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:25,810
OK, THANKS.
361
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,679
I MEAN IT, DARLENE,
KNOCK IT OFF.
362
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,114
NO MORE BARKING.
363
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,449
EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF MS. CRANE.
364
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,951
MOM, THIS IS BLUE.
365
00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:35,653
I'M TALKING TO MOM!
366
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:36,654
ME, TOO.
367
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:37,655
SHUT UP.
368
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,224
DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP...
369
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:44,195
OK, YOU TWO, KNOCK IT OFF.
370
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:48,800
YOU'RE GOING TO USE
THAT BAG UNTIL YOU'RE 30.
371
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,748
GREAT, I'LL LOOK LIKE
A FREAK, THAT'S ALL.
372
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:53,904
WHAT'S NEW?
373
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,039
SHUT UP!
374
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:59,343
THIS IS WHY SOME
ANIMALS EAT THEIR YOUNG.
375
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:09,386
TAKE ALL YOUR STUFF UP
TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW.
376
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,387
HI, BABY.
377
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,822
HI.
378
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,959
DAD, I STRUCK OUT
MARK WINSTEAD SIX TIMES.
379
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:18,129
SAW THAT IN THE PAPER.
380
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,175
DAD!
381
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,933
SOMETHING ABOUT HIM
BEING YOUR BOYFRIEND?
382
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,013
HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND.
383
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:29,306
YOU ALWAYS STRIKE OUT THE
ONE YOU LOVE, MRS. WINSTEAD.
384
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,842
HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND.
385
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:34,879
♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪
386
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,882
♪ FIRST COMES LOVE,
THEN COMES MARRIAGE ♪
387
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:38,882
ANY BEER?
388
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,384
IT'S ON THE COUNTER.
389
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,386
THANKS, HONEY, YOU'RE A PEACH.
390
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:46,223
IN COMES MARKY
IN A BABY CARRIAGE.
391
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,657
HEY, THIS IS WARM.
392
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,127
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
393
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,898
DAN.
394
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,267
YES?
395
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,669
HOW COME THAT SINK AIN'T FIXED?
396
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:01,439
I'LL GET ON IT. CHECK THIS OUT!
397
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,708
A GENUINE HAND-CARVED
FIGUREHEAD.
398
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,913
UH-HUH. YEAH.
399
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,682
WHEN I FINISH THE BOAT,
400
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:14,518
I'LL SLAP THIS ON THE FRONT.
401
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,019
I CAN'T BELIEVE
402
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,822
DWIGHT WAS GOING
TO THROW THIS OUT.
403
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,358
WHY WERE YOU AT DWIGHT'S?
404
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,705
WE HELPED WORK ON HIS TRUCK.
405
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,796
YOU HAD A JOB TODAY.
406
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:29,032
SOMEBODY PUT IN A LOWER BID.
407
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,535
SO YOU HAD THE DAY OFF?
408
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,305
NO, I DIDN'T HAVE THE DAY OFF.
409
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,939
I WAS BUSY...
410
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,676
MAKING CONTACTS.
411
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,713
WITH DWIGHT'S
TRUCK AND A SIX-PACK?
412
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,215
COME ON, ROSEANNE.
413
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,151
COME ON, DAN.
414
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,453
I WAS HOPING FOR SOME WORK.
415
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:52,222
I GOT MY LAST JOBS FROM DWIGHT.
416
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:55,225
MAYBE HE CAN GET
YOU ANOTHER WIFE,
417
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:58,228
BUT WHAT WOULD I
EVER DO WITHOUT YOU?
418
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,998
JUST SIT AND DRINK
YOUR BEER, HUBBY!
419
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,499
I'LL FIX THE SINK!
420
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,574
I'LL FIX THE SINK, ROSEANNE!
421
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,904
TALK IS CHEAP, MR. FIX-IT.
422
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,907
FIXING THE SINK IS
THE HUSBAND'S JOB.
423
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:13,176
AND IT'S MY JOB TO
DO EVERYTHING ELSE?
424
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,678
DON'T GIVE ME THAT.
425
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,179
IT MUST BE TRUE.
426
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,949
I WORK A FULL DAY AT THE FACTORY
427
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,951
AND ANOTHER FULL DAY HERE.
428
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,497
I'M TAKING BACK SCHOOL...
429
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:23,999
MOM, WHERE'S THE TAPE?
430
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,768
IN THE BATHROOM. THIRD DRAWER.
431
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,269
BOOKBAGS, TALKING TO TEACHERS,
432
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:29,104
AND YOU DON'T DO NOTHING!
433
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,528
WHOA! I DO PLENTY AROUND HERE.
434
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,864
LIKE WHAT?
435
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,867
CLEAN THE GUTTERS.
436
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,368
AND?
437
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,805
WHAT'S THE POINT HERE, ROSEANNE?
438
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,475
THERE IS NO POINT, OK?
439
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,111
NO POINT!
440
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,918
THE POINT IS...
441
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:58,355
YOU THINK THIS IS
A MAGIC KINGDOM
442
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,858
WHERE YOU SIT ON YOUR THRONE.
443
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,860
YOU THINK EVERYTHING GETS DONE
444
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,361
BY SOME WONDERFUL WIZARD.
445
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:05,863
POOF! THE LAUNDRY'S FOLDED.
446
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,631
POOF! DINNER'S ON THE TABLE.
447
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,399
WANT ME TO FIX DINNER?
448
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,468
I'M FIXING DINNER!
449
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,337
BUT YOU JUST FIXED DINNER
450
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:17,074
THREE YEARS AGO.
451
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,913
THINK I CAN'T COOK? I CAN COOK.
452
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,215
I'LL SPEND THE NIGHT
WASHING DISHES.
453
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,617
I DO THE DISHES.
454
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:27,618
WHEN?
455
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:30,253
THURSDAY, 6:45 P.M.
456
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,990
NINETEEN SEVENTY-WHAT?
457
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,494
AW, WE CAN'T HAVE
458
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:39,630
A BIG CAN OF CORN FOR DINNER.
459
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,766
I'LL DO IT.
460
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,268
LET ME DO IT. IT'S EASIER.
461
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,770
I TRY TO HELP.
462
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,272
YOU BETTER TRY A LITTLE HARDER.
463
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,774
YOU KNOW WHY?
464
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,544
YOU BETTER COME
DOWN OFF YOUR THRONE
465
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,323
AND START HELPING ME OUT.
466
00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:57,013
I'M GETTING FED UP.
467
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,883
I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU...
468
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,384
MOM! DAD!
469
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:02,285
DARLENE CUT HER FINGER OFF!
470
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,721
WHAT HAPPENED?
471
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,524
SHE CUT HERSELF
WITH THE SCISSORS.
472
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,225
OK, LET'S GO.
473
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,361
TAKE HER TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM!
474
00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:12,862
SHE NEEDS A TOURNIQUET!
475
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,498
SHUT UP, HONEY.
476
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,646
WE'LL RINSE THIS OFF, FIRST.
477
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,935
OK?
478
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,717
IT'S OK. IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT.
479
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,985
KEEP YOUR FINGER
ABOVE YOUR HEAD.
480
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,609
BUT IT HURTS.
481
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:28,612
TRY NOT TO THINK
ABOUT YOUR FINGER.
482
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:30,058
THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
483
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,526
THINK ABOUT... A FLOWER.
484
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:32,516
A FLOWER?
485
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:34,951
YEAH. CLOSE YOUR EYES.
486
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:37,966
OK. NOW, THINK ABOUT
A REAL PRETTY FLOWER.
487
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:41,002
IT'S OUT IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE FIELD.
488
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,026
CAN YOU SEE IT?
489
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,861
NO.
490
00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:46,363
FORGET ABOUT THE FLOWER.
491
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:48,598
THINK ABOUT THE
DEMOLITION DERBY.
492
00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:50,100
WHAT ABOUT IT?
493
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:53,103
REMEMBER HOW THAT YELLOW
STATION WAGON GOT CLOBBERED?
494
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:54,872
YEAH, THAT WAS NEAT.
495
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,874
THEN TWO GUYS SANDWICHED HIM
496
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,176
AND SLAMMED HIM INTO A WALL.
497
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,243
YEAH.
498
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:03,024
AND THEN RICKY TORNADO
COME FULL SPEED,
499
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,293
TORE THE GUY'S REAR END OFF,
500
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:06,728
AND FLIPPED HIM OVER?
501
00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:08,818
YEAH, THAT WAS A BLAST!
502
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:10,832
OKAY, BUB, YOU'RE ALL FINISHED.
503
00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:11,821
I AM?
504
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:14,024
I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT.
505
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,693
PRETTY COOL, HUH?
506
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,928
YEAH, THANKS.
507
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:28,038
ARE YOU HUNGRY?
508
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,806
NOT REALLY.
509
00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,307
GREAT. I'LL FIX DINNER.
510
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:32,609
GREAT.
511
00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:53,997
HERE YOU GO.
512
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,498
OH, THANKS, BABY.
513
00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:57,701
THANK YOU.
514
00:23:57,736 --> 00:23:59,203
FEEL THAT BOARD.
515
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:02,206
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
HOW SMOOTH IT IS.
516
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:03,774
FEELS GOOD, HUH?
517
00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:05,709
YEAH, I'M TREMBLING
WITH EXCITEMENT.
518
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,413
WHEN YOU AND I ARE RETIRED,
519
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,884
WE'LL CRUISE THE
CARIBBEAN ON THIS BABY.
520
00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:16,153
I'M NOT GETTING ON THIS THING.
521
00:24:16,189 --> 00:24:18,656
WE'LL SPEND OUR
LAST YEARS TOGETHER
522
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,724
SAILING THROUGH PARADISE.
523
00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:23,293
THIS SAILOR STUFF TURNS YOU ON.
524
00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:25,562
ABSOLUTELY.
525
00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:27,075
THERE'S NOTHING MORE ROMANTIC
526
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:29,566
THAN DRIFTING ON THE OPEN SEA.
527
00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:30,700
YEAH?
528
00:24:30,736 --> 00:24:33,703
WE'LL BE ALL ALONE
TOGETHER EVERY NIGHT,
529
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,205
CUDDLED UP IN BED,
530
00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:38,141
MOONLIGHT DANCING ON THE WATER.
531
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,712
EVERY NIGHT WILL BE
A VOYAGE TO ECSTASY.
532
00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,250
YOU'RE TURNING ME ON.
533
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:48,418
I AM?
534
00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:50,254
YEAH, LET'S DO IT.
535
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,589
WHAT ABOUT THE SINK?
536
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:54,491
ANYWHERE YOU WANT.
537
00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:59,129
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.
538
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,059
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF
CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT
539
00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:07,616
PERMISSION OF NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
540
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,074
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1988
CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS
34341
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
