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No. That is not right.
It's not right!
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There are things in life we
do because we must, Quill.
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Not because we want to.
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Right, Rocket?
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Ho-ho! I don't know what daddy
Thanos taught you, Gamora,
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but there's a line decent
beings don't cross.
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You can't make us! It's...
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Ready!
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W'kerian slug-roach casserole.
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Ugh... The entrails have,
of course, been included.
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Now, who would like
to break the crust?
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I am Groot.
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Groot's right. I mean, it...
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It's just too pretty
to serve, Drax.
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We should probably just enjoy
it visually for a while.
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Perhaps.
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This dish was my wife's
greatest culinary work.
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She was truly a wonderful cook.
Shh.
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And I will eviscerate
anyone who says otherwise.
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Eh, naturally.
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Huh?
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Yes! I mean, oh, no time to eat.
Under attack. Gotta run.
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I thought you said
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the CryptoCube's path took
us through empty space.
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Ha! Empty space is
what's attacking us.
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Wait. How is empty
space attacking us?
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Engines hit.
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We're losing power.
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On it.
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Quill, I think you're right.
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Empty space is attacking us.
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Thank you.
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What? Why do you
think I'm right?
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Because those aren't meteors.
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They're ships... Crushed ships.
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Uh, what could crush
a ship like that?
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The same thing
that's crushing us.
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Hang on!
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Where'd your stupid map
lead us this time, Quill?
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Hey, I'm under a lot
of pressure here.
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So is our krutakin' ship!
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We're in a gravity storm.
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These areas of super-dense space
are Nebula's favorite traps.
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Her ships can move
through safely.
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Her victims' ships
weren't so lucky.
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We gotta get out of here.
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What do you think I... Whoa!
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Rocket, squeeze yourself
into the cockpit
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and fly us out of here.
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Drax, jettison the food.
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Why would that help?
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There's no time!
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Hang onto your hides!
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Yeah.
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That the best you've
got, gravity storm?
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Eh, the phrase you're
looking for is,
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"You're an awesome
pilot, Rocket."
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You're a small pilot.
It's not the same thing.
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Now, let's see how big this
gravity storm actually is.
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The cosmic seed energy reading is
on the other side of that storm.
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It'll take months
to get around it.
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Years.
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It'd be like circling
around 1,000 solar systems.
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You said Nebula could
get through the storms.
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We'll just use whatever she did.
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Is your entire
species this stupid?
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You need a repulsar field
generator to do that.
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The only place you could
even maybe get one is...
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Knowhere. Finest hideout/severed
head in the galaxy.
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Hey, Cosmo, what's shaking?
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Besides your tail.
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Uh, is good joke,
as Cosmo is dog.
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But in serious,
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Cosmo knows Peter Quill, who
is also called Star-Lord,
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needs to get around
gravity storm.
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But continuum cortex teleportation
system is still down.
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Stop reading minds, you mutt.
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Nobody likes a psychic snoop.
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And yet Cosmo thinks Vermin
will like this snooping.
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Is one person in Knowhere
with repulsar generator.
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Only problem...
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That one person would be me.
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The Collector! Hey!
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You're not still
mad at us, right?
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Old buddy? Old pal?
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Huh?
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Because you broke our agreement,
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stole my property, or destroyed one
of my most priceless archives?
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Now, come... Hey, we've all
said, done, and blown up things
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we wish we hadn't,
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but that doesn't mean
we can't do business.
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How much for the generator?
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It is not for sale.
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However...
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What reeks?
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There is one task I have
been loathe to undertake.
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If you did it for me,
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I could loan you my generator.
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You want us to
transport statues?
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Not statues. Moombas.
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Huh?
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I am Groot. I am Groot!
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Don't eat my friends.
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Disgusting. Get back in the
cargo bay where you belong.
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Oh, gross, it got in my mouth.
Ew.
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Little help, Drax.
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Drax?
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Why did it have to be moombas?
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Thanks for nothing, Drax.
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What, big, bad destroyer
scared of livestock?
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I am not scared.
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I am appropriately cautious
around dangerous beasts.
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As a young warrior,
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I was attacked by a moomba herd.
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They came out of nowhere.
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And it is my intention
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to remove them from Knowhere.
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They are a present
for my brother.
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I need them brought to
Conjunction in two days.
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Conjunction?
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We ain't exactly welcome back on
that neon-lit gaming planetoid.
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But if it means getting a repulsar
generator, we will gladly do it.
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It is such a garish little world.
Is it not?
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But with a name like
the Grandmaster,
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my brother is a little
garish himself.
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Your brother is the Grandmaster?
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Ridiculous title, I know,
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but family is family.
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Just drop the moombas in
front of that statue of his,
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and I will take
care of the rest.
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Oh, and do not feed the
moombas anything but grass.
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Things can get a bit...
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Messy.
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Messy?
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Great job, Quill.
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You just signed us up for
the smelliest, grossest,
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most boring job in the galaxy,
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and all so one guy
who tried to kill us
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can get a present from his brother,
who also tried to kill us.
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Yeah, but the Collector
threw in this cowboy hat,
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so yee-ha!
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That hat resembles
neither a cow nor a boy.
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And repeating that phrase
does not change the fact that
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moombas cannot be trusted.
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I am Groot. I am Groot!
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Whoa, guys, get down here.
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Now!
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Actually, we have
a bigger problem.
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Okay, Quill, pull it over.
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Relax. It's just Nova Corps.
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We're not doing
anything illegal.
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Everybody just stay cool.
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What purpose will it serve
to lower the temperature?
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Rhomann Dey?
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Oh, man, you know,
I haven't seen you
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since I saved your family
and your entire planet.
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Which is why I was confused
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when the Corps got a tip that
you'd stolen a dozen moombas
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from a local sanctuary.
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Care to explain, Quill?
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Moombas?
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What are moombas?
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That would be the animals currently
flying alongside your ship.
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Hey, how did they
get off the ship?
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Not that they were ever on.
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That's what I was
trying to tell you.
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Sorry, Quill, but I'm gonna have
to put you all under arrest
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for trafficking in
endangered animals.
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It is we who are in danger.
Observe the moombas.
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What's so dangerous
about a light show?
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Oh, I don't know. Maybe
when it turns into this?
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Quill, what's happening?
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Offhand, I'd say we're being
sucked into a weird portal thingy.
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I told you moombas
cannot be trusted.
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They will destroy us all.
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You know what, Drax? I'm
starting to believe you.
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Huh?
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Milano, correct your course.
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Do not enter that portal.
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You think I want to go in there?
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I don't think we've
got much of a choice.
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Okay, what just happened?
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I warned you moombas can
appear out of nowhere.
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Moombas have always been said
to travel vast distances.
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I think we just found
out how they do it.
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You got that right.
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We're 1,000 light years
closer to Conjunction.
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Looks like the moombas are
headed down to that moon.
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Two words,
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cook-out.
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Yeah, sitting in dirt
near a lame-o heat source
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is everyone's dream.
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Uh, just think.
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All my life I dreamed
of being a cowboy,
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and all I had to do was
get abducted by aliens.
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And now we shall feast
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as the warriors of old did.
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That's not moomba, is it?
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I would never ingest such
treacherous animals.
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They'd likely poison their own flesh
just to spite their predators.
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I am on to your tactics.
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How about an old
Earth tradition?
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Singing round the campfire.
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Uh, where did you...
Came with the hat.
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Now, this song is a
ritual among my people,
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passed down during mass gatherings
of youth during the warmer climates.
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♪ Well... ♪
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♪ A-great green gobs of
greasy grimy gopher guts ♪
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♪ Mutilated monkey meat ♪
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♪ Little birdy's bloody feet ♪
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Are you comparing my food
to this inedible dish?
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What? No.
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Everyone loves your food.
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I just remembered another
Earth tradition.
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Oh, it tastes worse
on the way out.
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Hmm, unusual custom.
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Look over there!
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Well, I'm stuffed.
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Rocket, they're not supposed
to eat anything but grass.
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No, no! Ugh! No!
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Moombas have been plotting
against us this entire time,
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and you mock me.
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Huh?
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Check this out.
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The moombas have been injected
with an explosive compound,
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but it only reacts to a
certain kind of protein.
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Don't eat meat, no problem.
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But if they do...
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Then the moombas are boombas!
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Ha! I can't believe I
didn't think of it myself.
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These things could
take out a small moon.
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Or an artificial planetoid,
like Conjunction.
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Got this off the alpha moomba.
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Greetings, dear brother...
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Or what is left of you.
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And, oh, yes...
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I win.
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The Collector was playing us.
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He was going to blow up his brother
even if it meant taking us with him.
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And you're surprised?
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Let's get out of here while we still
only have one boomba to deal with.
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Yeah. About that.
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We need to drive the
herd into space,
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where they won't
do so much damage.
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I will continue to monitor
the perimeter from the ship.
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Ha-ha! Ravagers, come on!
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Hey!
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Well, nice hat you got there.
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Yondu? What are you doing here?
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What's it look like, boy-o?
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We're taking your moombas.
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Yeah, lots of luck getting these
things to go where they don't want to.
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Already got that one
figured out, boy-o.
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Yondu, wait. The moombas,
they're gonna explode.
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Why else would we want them?
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The Collector and
the Grandmaster
257
00:13:05,975 --> 00:13:08,243
have been trying to off
each other for years.
258
00:13:08,244 --> 00:13:11,146
That's why Grandmaster's got
us taking these moombas
259
00:13:11,147 --> 00:13:13,081
back to his brother on Knowhere,
260
00:13:13,082 --> 00:13:15,917
to blow him up instead.
261
00:13:15,918 --> 00:13:17,478
If you want to blow
up Knowhere, Yondu,
262
00:13:17,502 --> 00:13:19,370
then you'll have to
blow me up with it.
263
00:13:24,994 --> 00:13:26,962
Gonna miss you, boy-o.
264
00:13:26,963 --> 00:13:27,963
Yondu...
265
00:13:28,364 --> 00:13:30,165
I'm serious. Yondu!
266
00:13:36,172 --> 00:13:37,239
I am Groot.
267
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,907
GAMORA AND Quill!
268
00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:45,403
Curse you, foul moombas!
269
00:13:45,404 --> 00:13:49,074
I swear to you, Peter
Quill will be avenged.
270
00:13:49,075 --> 00:13:52,782
- Save the speech. Quill's alive.
- But not for much longer,
271
00:13:52,817 --> 00:13:54,497
with those moombas set
to blow up Knowhere.
272
00:13:58,284 --> 00:14:00,185
Fall back. He means to attack.
273
00:14:02,054 --> 00:14:05,156
Ech, of course, the
friendly ones stay.
274
00:14:05,157 --> 00:14:06,357
No, this is good.
275
00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:08,126
We can use this one
to generate a portal
276
00:14:08,127 --> 00:14:09,961
and catch up with the
rest of the herd.
277
00:14:15,935 --> 00:14:17,368
I am not in favor of this plan.
278
00:14:17,369 --> 00:14:19,070
I am Groot.
279
00:14:19,071 --> 00:14:20,972
What do you mean,
make an antidote?
280
00:14:20,973 --> 00:14:22,273
Antidotes don't grow on trees.
281
00:14:23,242 --> 00:14:25,310
Or do they?
282
00:14:25,311 --> 00:14:29,180
Drax, keep Bessie corralled while
we cook up a cure for the booms.
283
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:33,284
I'm less in favor
of this plan...
284
00:14:54,273 --> 00:14:55,306
Ha!
285
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,921
Huh?
286
00:15:12,925 --> 00:15:14,225
I lived. I lived!
287
00:15:14,226 --> 00:15:16,161
Nice job, Drax.
288
00:15:16,162 --> 00:15:19,898
Now, let's see if we can't do the
same for the folks on Knowhere.
289
00:15:19,899 --> 00:15:21,166
Take cover!
290
00:15:23,936 --> 00:15:27,105
Ew. Disgusting.
291
00:15:27,106 --> 00:15:29,908
But, and I never thought
I'd be happy to say this,
292
00:15:29,909 --> 00:15:31,109
it didn't blow up.
293
00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:32,944
Now, let's ride!
294
00:15:34,346 --> 00:15:36,147
Hyah.
295
00:15:36,148 --> 00:15:38,917
Hey, I said let's ride. Go.
296
00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:41,319
Come on, you krutakin' flarg!
297
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,221
I am Drax the Destroyer,
298
00:15:43,222 --> 00:15:45,256
and I will not let
innocents perish
299
00:15:45,257 --> 00:15:46,357
because of my fear.
300
00:15:47,326 --> 00:15:50,128
Okay, fine. You drive.
301
00:15:50,129 --> 00:15:51,996
Hi-yo, moomba.
302
00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:58,002
Element blaster.
303
00:15:58,003 --> 00:16:00,038
Okay, that's embarrassing.
304
00:16:04,009 --> 00:16:05,176
Ah!
305
00:16:05,177 --> 00:16:07,212
Oh, I was totally
going to say that.
306
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:10,315
Ravagers, get that moomba.
307
00:16:16,121 --> 00:16:18,256
First you must
catch that moomba.
308
00:16:18,257 --> 00:16:20,258
Who's going to catch me?
309
00:16:22,294 --> 00:16:24,028
Thanks, bud.
310
00:16:24,029 --> 00:16:26,931
Uh, much as I hate to say it,
let's diffuse some bombs.
311
00:16:40,946 --> 00:16:43,181
It's all right. Totally got
this one under control.
312
00:16:49,121 --> 00:16:50,221
Forget something?
313
00:16:50,222 --> 00:16:52,056
I also had a hat.
314
00:16:52,057 --> 00:16:54,025
And you'll have to
fight Drax for it.
315
00:17:13,212 --> 00:17:15,113
Howdy, part-en-er.
316
00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:18,249
How you say, "Cavalry
has arrived"?
317
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:22,020
Since when does one telepathic
fleabag count as cavalry?
318
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,026
Eh, show off.
319
00:17:31,096 --> 00:17:32,130
Freeze!
320
00:17:36,201 --> 00:17:38,903
The first person
to move or whistle
321
00:17:38,904 --> 00:17:42,206
gets blasted back to their
home planet. Got it?
322
00:17:42,207 --> 00:17:46,210
Well, who says you can't find
a corpsman when you need one?
323
00:17:46,211 --> 00:17:50,181
Me and my Ravagers were just
returning these here stolen animals
324
00:17:50,182 --> 00:17:51,983
back to their rightful owner
325
00:17:51,984 --> 00:17:55,153
when these scruffy
ne'er-do-wells attacked.
326
00:17:55,154 --> 00:17:57,255
Hey, you attacked first.
327
00:17:57,256 --> 00:17:59,090
And I am not scruffy.
328
00:17:59,091 --> 00:18:01,092
Is true, Colonel. Quill was...
329
00:18:01,093 --> 00:18:02,961
Transporting moombas,
330
00:18:02,962 --> 00:18:06,030
which are illegal to own
in the first place.
331
00:18:06,031 --> 00:18:08,032
Why do none of you
remember that?
332
00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:11,069
Who did you say these
animals belonged to again?
333
00:18:12,972 --> 00:18:14,939
The Collector.
334
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:18,443
Mr. Collector, it would
appear that I have some of
335
00:18:18,444 --> 00:18:21,946
your very illegal property,
as in one dozen moombas.
336
00:18:21,947 --> 00:18:23,214
Moombas?
337
00:18:23,215 --> 00:18:25,049
I am sorry, corpsman,
338
00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:27,018
but while moombas are rare,
339
00:18:27,019 --> 00:18:29,354
they are hardly
rare enough for me.
340
00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:31,189
He hired us to take
them to Conjunction
341
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:33,430
so he could blow up his brother
with their explosive cud.
342
00:18:37,296 --> 00:18:41,232
Uh, Quill, explosive
spitballs heading your way.
343
00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:42,367
Say what?
344
00:18:42,368 --> 00:18:46,070
Is true. Cosmo read
Collector's mind.
345
00:18:46,071 --> 00:18:48,239
These two terrans
are obviously lying
346
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,074
to protect one another.
347
00:18:51,176 --> 00:18:52,377
Well...
348
00:18:59,118 --> 00:19:02,286
Well, I ain't one to look a
gift getaway in the mouth.
349
00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:04,188
Ravagers, let's ride.
350
00:19:09,261 --> 00:19:11,162
I am, uh...
351
00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:16,067
I am sorry, corpsman. I
seem to be experiencing...
352
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:18,169
Corpsmen, get the Ravagers!
353
00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:19,170
Go!
354
00:19:22,341 --> 00:19:24,208
Dey, we have an antidote.
355
00:19:24,209 --> 00:19:27,245
Come on, Dey. We're the
Guardians of the Galaxy.
356
00:19:27,246 --> 00:19:29,080
I am Groot.
357
00:19:29,081 --> 00:19:31,916
We can find some space cow
statue thingies a good home.
358
00:19:36,255 --> 00:19:38,156
That isn't exactly procedure.
359
00:19:38,157 --> 00:19:39,991
Shields at 40%.
360
00:19:39,992 --> 00:19:42,960
Look, give me your
word they'll be safe,
361
00:19:42,961 --> 00:19:44,028
and you can go.
362
00:19:44,029 --> 00:19:46,064
You got it, partner.
363
00:19:50,402 --> 00:19:53,104
What exactly do
you have in mind?
364
00:19:53,105 --> 00:19:54,205
You'll see...
365
00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:56,140
As soon as I get my hat back.
366
00:19:58,010 --> 00:19:59,277
You got it, partner.
367
00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:06,117
Approaching the gravity storm.
368
00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:07,985
Drax, it's up to you.
369
00:20:09,088 --> 00:20:11,022
It is up to us.
370
00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:13,925
Now, my new friends,
371
00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:16,227
Drax the Destroyer bids
you to lead the way.
372
00:20:27,306 --> 00:20:31,209
Huh, using the moombas to get
us through the gravity storm.
373
00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:34,212
You actually had a
good idea, partner.
374
00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:36,347
Now, assuming this
treasure map X
375
00:20:36,348 --> 00:20:38,382
is finally marking the spot,
376
00:20:38,383 --> 00:20:40,351
let's go find us a cosmic seed.
377
00:20:42,054 --> 00:20:43,287
Oh, Drax.
378
00:20:43,288 --> 00:20:45,123
Dude, you got a really big head.
379
00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:54,432
Of course, it's not here.
380
00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:57,034
At least we know
where we head next.
381
00:20:57,035 --> 00:20:59,437
Plus the moombas found
themselves an isolated planet,
382
00:20:59,438 --> 00:21:03,040
with plenty of cosmic
seed-grown grazing land.
383
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:04,342
They will be safe here.
384
00:21:04,343 --> 00:21:06,110
You saved a noble species.
385
00:21:06,111 --> 00:21:09,147
Noble ain't the word
that's springing to mind.
386
00:21:09,148 --> 00:21:11,983
Go on. Get off. Go!
387
00:21:11,984 --> 00:21:13,951
Or I'll... I'll
blow you up myself.
388
00:21:18,323 --> 00:21:20,024
I am Groot?
389
00:21:20,025 --> 00:21:23,127
I was not crying.
390
00:21:23,128 --> 00:21:26,130
Nor was I.
391
00:21:26,131 --> 00:21:28,199
Now, who is ready to eat?
392
00:21:29,301 --> 00:21:30,334
Not me!
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