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Previously on "Wrecked"...
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I think you're
a pretty cool guy.
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Oh,
you're the cooler guy.
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He killed Luther.
And I'm going after him.
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There's someone here!
[ Roars ]
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[ Everybody screaming ]
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It's coming
right at me!
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[ Gunshot ]
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Hello, there.
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♪♪
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Sorry about that.
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Tiki there never was
much for manners.
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Who the hell are you?
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Oh, pardon me, I'm --
I'm Declan Stanwick.
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And welcome
to "Jurassic Park"!
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[ Bird calls in distance ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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This is
my private island.
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Do you people
need any help?
This is your island?
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Yes, this is my sandy speck
of paradise
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in the great blue bath
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that we --
Oh, hello.
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It was your land mines
that killed my best friend!
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Land mine?
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Oh, no. Did you come
from the north beach?
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Yes, it was a beach,
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and Luther died there!
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And it's all
your fault!
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It -- It is --
It is my fault.
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This island was once
a-a militant stronghold.
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The mines, I thought
we'd cleared them all.
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He was
your best friend?
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[ Whispering ] Yes.
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Oh, my poor man.
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[ Voice breaking ]
Words simply cannot express
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the depth
of my sorrow f-for --
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[Normal voice]
what was his name?
Luther.
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Luther?
Yes.
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[ Dramatically ]
Luther!!
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[ Cries ]
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I swear to you his death
will not be in vain.
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I will start a foundation
in Luther's name,
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and it shall be known as...
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...Luther's Landmines.
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♪♪
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You...did all you could.
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♪♪
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I could've done more.
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Through the foundation,
you will.
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We will!
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[ Whispering ]
We will.
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Everyone!
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This is Declan.
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He's here to help.
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Yes. [ Sighs ]
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Won't you...come with me?
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[ Sinister music plays ]
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♪♪
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Declan: A plane crash, then
pirates, then a sinking ship.
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[ Laughs ] Seems you people
can survive anything.
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Speaking of, why are there
killer gorillas here?
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Yeah, what is this,
Skull Island?
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[ Gasps ] Is this
Skull Island?
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This is my personal
hunting reserve.
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I import big game animals.
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Tiki and his mate Olive came
from a zoo in old Montreal.
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This way. My villa's
just up ahead.
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Pack:
Hey. Hey, Declan?
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So, you just live out here
in the jungle by yourself?
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No, I really divide my time
between London and Dubai.
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And my yacht, of course,
in Mallorca.
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This is just a private retreat
where I can bring...
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special friends.
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[ Quietly ] Are you getting
creep vibes from this guy?
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[ Quietly ]
Major creep vibes.
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I don't know what it is.
He's just --
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So dope! I mean, a yacht
and his own island?
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Playboy's doing it right.
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How does he keep
his suit so clean?
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Welcome, friends,
to my humble abode!
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[ All exclaim excitedly ]
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♪♪
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Whoo!
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Martha!
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I have found
some weary travelers.
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What say we whip up some
refreshments for them, hmm?
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Ooh, what do you all
feel like?
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Tapas? Hmm?
Small plates?
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Well, first
things first,
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I'd like to check
my work e-mail.
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-Yes, e-mail!
-Whoo!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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No, no, no. Un-Un-Unfortunately,
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the lodge is, by design,
a dead zone.
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There's no Wi-Fi,
no cellular.
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It forces me
to truly unplug.
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I do, however,
have a wideband radio
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I had installed
for emergencies.
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You know, I shall fire it up,
hail the authorities,
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and arrange...
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for your rescue.
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Karen: There it is!
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[ Laughter, cheers ]
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Can you imagine being
bros with a billionaire?
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The parties, the jets,
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doing burn-outs
in a Lambo?
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[ Mimics engine noises ]
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[ Laughs ]
Nice! Boom!
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Ding!
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So sick.
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You're delusional.
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I can imagine him
being friends with me.
[ Laughs ]
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Whatever, dude.
Rich guys love me.
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I promise you, it is not
Valyrian steel.
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We don't know that.
We do.
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-C-Can't I just ask?
-Hey!
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Hey, so, we've got
a bad feeling about Declan.
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What do you mean?
There's just
something about him
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that's setting off
our creep radar.
Mm-hmm.
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I don't know.
He seems fine to me.
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Oh, my God.
Of course
he seems fine to you,
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'cause as a man, you don't
have to constantly
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be looking out
for red flags.
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He's a rich white dude
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who lives in the middle
of nowhere.
That's a red flag.
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All this hung velvet?
That's -- That's literally
a red flag.
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I don't know if he's,
like, a sex creep
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or, like, a cult creep
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or he, like, "throws ladies
in wells" creep,
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but he's definitely
the kind of creep
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who puts his hand
on your lower back
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when he's trying
to move past you,
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even though
there's so much room.
Oh, God,
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I hate it. No. I can't.
-I know, right? It's the worst.
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Okay, ladies?
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I think it is
perfectly understandable
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that you would feel
this way.
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-Oh, thank you.
-Thank you.
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But, in this case,
I think you're overreacting.
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[ Gasps ]
What?!
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So, you're saying
we're crazy?
O-kay!
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Not saying you're crazy.
Not saying that.
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I'm saying that it is natural
to be a little bit edgy,
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what with everything
that's happened before,
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but isn't it possible
that in this case,
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we actually
just got lucky?
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Declan: Good news!
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I managed to reach
an international aid ship.
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They're charting a course
for the island
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and will be here for you
in the morning.
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You mean
we're going home,
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like, for real
this time?
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[ Laughter and cheers ]
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♪♪
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Now, I thought we should toast
your good fortune
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with a cocktail.
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[ Speaking French ]
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Okay.
Karen, no!
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[ Glass shatters ]
Oh!
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We didn't see
what he put in those.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Strain over fresh ice.
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Et voilà.
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Heaven in a glass.
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You ever slap a drink
out of my hand again,
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I'll kill you.
No, no, no, no.
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Florence should be commended.
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After all, I'm some man
you just met.
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Who knows what my motivations
could be?
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Aside from getting
nicely toasted.
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[ Both laugh ]
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I will drink
to that!
No, I'll drink
to that, Declan!
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No, I said it first!
I will drink to --
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To the places
you all have been
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and to where
you soon shall go.
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Absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.
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[ Glasses clinking ]
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Mmm.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Excuse me.
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Luther's Landmines will be
a true nonprofit.
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Of course, I'll take
a salary to live.
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Maybe a company car,
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something German.
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You know, this is the first time
I've seen you, like,
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not stressed out.
-Oh, my God.
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I'm so glad
I don't have to be all,
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"Guys, guys, uhh!"
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Help is on the way.
We're good.
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I think I'm gonna like
Chill Owen.
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Uh, yeah.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Crab rangoons with a miso-plum
dipping sauce.
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You know, this place
would completely
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fall to pieces
without Martha.
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Yeah, Jess doesn't cook
for shit.
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♪♪
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[ Quietly ]
If Declan's using this place
as a skeevy bang shack,
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Martha would know.
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[ Quietly ]
Let's go.
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[ Todd and Declan chuckling ]
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Todd: So funny, man!
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Oh, I love to laugh!
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Hey, Declan?
I couldn't help but noticing
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this 1874 McMillan.
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Very nice!
-Oh, I see I'm in the presence
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of a fellow scotch man.
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Well, if enjoying
a balanced single malt
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with a firm,
creamy mouthfeel
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makes me a scotch man,
[laughs] well, then,
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I guess I'm guilty
as cheers'd.
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[ Both laugh ]
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You know, I think we shall have
to arrange a tasting later on.
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Oh, yeah.
[ Chuckles ]
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Why wait?
Let's scotch it up.
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Whoop!
-What are you doing?
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Whoa! Oh!
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That's naughty,
but nice.
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Just a little flair.
Don't be scared.
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Shots. Uhh.
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Uhh!
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Oh!
Nailed it!
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There's one in my holster.
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Ah! Hey!
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Party foul.
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Right? No worries,
though, Dec.
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I will pay for that.
How much do I owe you?
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It's quite all right. I'll just
get Martha to fetch another one.
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No, no, no,
no, no, dude.
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I'm good for it.
What's the damage, Chief?
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Oh, well...
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$40,000.
-What in the world?
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That's it?!
-Mm.
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40 grand?
I got it.
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Hi!
Yes?
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Do you need to toilet?
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No, we just
wanted to tell you
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your rangoons
are amazing.
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So, Martha, how is it
working for Mr. Stanwick?
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Mr. Stanwick
is a remarkable man.
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He works very hard,
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and this is what
makes him unique --
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he also plays hard.
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Martha,
does he ever play...
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too hard?
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What do you mean?
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Does Mr. Stanwick
ever do anything
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to make you feel
uncomfortable?
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I...
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really shouldn't
say anything.
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[ Clicks, whirring ]
[ Whispering ] There.
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Now, you can
speak freely.
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If word got back to him,
I dread what would happen,
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but I can't stay silent
any longer.
256
00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:17,116
You see, as long
as I've worked for him,
257
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:20,185
Mr. Stanwick has made
a sick habit of...
258
00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:25,056
...not washing his hands
after he toilets.
259
00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:27,192
[ Whirring continues ]
260
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,728
[ Sighs ]
261
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,130
Thank you.
262
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,397
-No problem.
-It's cool.
263
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,266
[ Clicks, whirring stops ]
264
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,803
[ Whispering ]
I don't know what...
265
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,539
[ Toilet flushes ]
266
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:43,074
Ah, Declan.
Thank you so much.
267
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,744
I just want to say, everything
has been truly magnifique.
268
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,213
Declan: Oh, the best
is yet to come.
269
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,281
My friends!
270
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,018
Martha will now show you
to your rooms.
271
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,686
I want you well-rested.
272
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:57,556
Tomorrow's going to be
a very big day.
273
00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,958
We're so grateful.
Thank you for your service.
274
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,493
[ Laughter ]
275
00:11:01,562 --> 00:11:03,162
Care to meet in my room later
for some humping?
276
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,296
Shh! Jesus!
277
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,499
I'm not that drunk.
278
00:11:07,568 --> 00:11:09,234
[ Quietly ]
Where's your room?
279
00:11:10,571 --> 00:11:12,237
Todd, none of this
feels right.
280
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,638
I don't think
we can trust this guy.
281
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,774
Copy that.
Pack's the worst.
282
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,710
Now we got to ask your dad
for another $40,000.
283
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:21,513
What? No, I mean
Declan.
What?
284
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:25,184
Declan's the coolest, babe.
Don't be cray.
285
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,385
[ Scoffs ]
286
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,387
I can't end the night
like this.
287
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:29,989
I have to go be with him.
288
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:34,926
♪♪
289
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,795
[ Floorboards creaking ]
290
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:43,535
♪♪
291
00:11:43,604 --> 00:11:45,204
[ Both gasp ]
Florence!
292
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,739
-I was coming to find you.
-I was coming to find you.
293
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,674
Todd just straight-up
called me crazy
294
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,744
for not trusting Declan.
I tried to get
Owen and Danny
295
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:53,812
to look
for hidden cameras
296
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,680
and they went off
to find the hot tub.
297
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:56,948
If they're not
gonna listen to us,
298
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,483
we will just
have to prove it to them.
299
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,619
Yes, bitch.
Yes, bitch!
300
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,621
Okay, all right.
So, I was thinking,
301
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,623
if there's creepo
toilet cameras in here,
302
00:12:04,692 --> 00:12:07,158
there's got to be monitors
somewhere, right?
303
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,095
[ Gasps ]
Ooh, the basement.
304
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,697
Creeps always go underground
305
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:14,366
to do their nasty,
nasty business.
306
00:12:15,236 --> 00:12:17,636
What's up, Dec?
Uh, couldn't sleep,
307
00:12:17,705 --> 00:12:21,240
so I thought maybe you and I
could crush some nightcaps.
308
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,975
What a splendid idea.
309
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,511
I think we need
another glass.
310
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,247
Absolutely.
Got it, Dec.
311
00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:32,517
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
312
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,185
Oh, you're so desperate.
313
00:12:34,255 --> 00:12:37,923
♪♪
314
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,324
Whoa. Bingo.
315
00:12:39,393 --> 00:12:42,127
You don't put a keypad
on a freaking half-bath.
316
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,662
How do we get in?
317
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,664
I can hack it.
Huh?
318
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,466
Sort of. Well, so,
if you look
319
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,068
at an iPhone from way over
on the side,
320
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:52,203
you can see smudges on whichever
keys get used the most.
321
00:12:52,273 --> 00:12:55,206
You have to do this
on Todd's phone a lot?
Yeah, I do.
322
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,876
Okay, there are marks
on the 6 and the 9
323
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,144
and that's it.
324
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,612
Just the 6 and 9?
325
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,782
[ Both scoff ]
326
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:06,618
[ Door unlocks ]
327
00:13:06,687 --> 00:13:09,354
Ew, gross.
Oh, my God, of course!
328
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,256
[ Door clicks, creaks ]
329
00:13:12,493 --> 00:13:15,427
I knew it!
He's got cameras everywhere.
330
00:13:15,496 --> 00:13:17,429
Nice dungeon lighting,
dude.
331
00:13:17,498 --> 00:13:19,164
There's Owen and Danny
in the hot tub,
332
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,366
probably sword fighting.
333
00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:22,767
Is that Karen?
334
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,970
[ Computer whirs ]
Oh, my God!
335
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,239
She's hooking up
with Steve again. Ew!
336
00:13:28,309 --> 00:13:30,309
Oh, my God.
I know, right?
337
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:33,312
She has perfect tits.
338
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,581
[ Screaming ]
339
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,684
Emma?!
340
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,194
What the hell?
I mean, like,
341
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,930
what the hell?!
Who are these people?!
342
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,599
Emma, what happened?
343
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,936
Mr. Stanwick
doesn't like trespassers.
[ Gasps ]
344
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,072
You! We asked you if Declan
does anything weird,
345
00:14:01,142 --> 00:14:03,475
and you don't think
this counts as weird?!
346
00:14:03,544 --> 00:14:07,479
What did he do to them?!
You'll find out
soon enough.
347
00:14:07,548 --> 00:14:08,814
Come with me.
348
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,882
No. No way.
349
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,017
All right, then.
350
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,552
I'll just
have to make you.
351
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:19,958
♪♪
352
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,360
Come!
353
00:14:23,164 --> 00:14:24,563
Come!
354
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,097
-What is she doing that?
-What-- What's happening?
355
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,499
[ Patting legs ]
Come!
356
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:29,434
Does she think
we're dogs?
I don't know.
357
00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:30,769
Come!
358
00:14:30,838 --> 00:14:32,171
-Jess, what are you doing?!
-What?! I don't know! Sorry.
359
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,373
She's clapping so hard!
360
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:37,242
All right, then.
361
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,711
Help!
362
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,312
Help!
Help!
363
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,849
[ Slow music plays ]
Oh, hell, yeah.
364
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,051
You mind if we light up
one of these stogies?
365
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,318
Those are Cubans.
366
00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:49,054
I save them
for special occasions.
367
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,322
I think tonight certainly
qualifies, don't you?
368
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,058
Nice.
Let's do this.
369
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,326
Hey, Pack, uh,
370
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,928
you probably want to sit
this one out, right?
371
00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:00,532
Little guy like you?
Little lungs?
372
00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:03,869
Pfft! No way.
I love Cubans.
373
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,136
Everything about it,
you know,
374
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,873
the country,
cigars, sandwiches.
375
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,475
Here you go, player.
[ Exhales sharply ]
376
00:15:10,544 --> 00:15:12,010
Take a big pull.
377
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:15,080
♪♪
378
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,849
Cheers.
379
00:15:18,019 --> 00:15:20,085
[ Wheezes ]
380
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,686
[ Coughs ]
381
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,889
♪♪
382
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,391
Just as smooth
as I thought.
383
00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:28,359
What are we gonna do?!
We've gotta warn the others!
384
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,296
I don't know, but can I just
take a moment to point out
385
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,365
that we were right
about Declan?
We were so right!
386
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,435
I'm sorry, but can we
just vent for a second?
387
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,503
Like, no one was listening
and now here we are, just --
388
00:15:38,572 --> 00:15:39,704
Wait, wait, wait.
389
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,040
♪♪
390
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,109
[ Wheezing ]
391
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,045
Oh, so choice.
392
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,846
You ready
for round 2, Dec?
393
00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:49,648
Don't mind if I deux.
394
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:50,982
[ Laughs ]
Pack?
395
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,984
[ Wheezes ]
Oh, big-time, baby.
396
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:58,457
I'm so ready. I just gotta
pop over to the bathroom.
397
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,392
[ Sighs ]
398
00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:02,193
Okay.
399
00:16:02,263 --> 00:16:04,229
See you in a bit.
400
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,799
[ Door closes ]
So, Dec,
401
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:10,602
you ever been
to Lake Havasu?
402
00:16:10,604 --> 00:16:12,671
[ Water running ]
It's Arizona's
playground.
403
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,072
[ Faucets creaking ]
404
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,475
I-Is he taking
a shower in there?
405
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,277
I don't know.
He's a clean freak.
406
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:21,346
Anyway, I got a booze boat
docked out there.
407
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,950
[ Pack vomiting and coughing ]
408
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,519
I think you'd better
go check on your friend.
409
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,155
Sure.
410
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,691
He's probably, uh,
just freshening up.
411
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,460
[ Laughs ]
412
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,162
Todd: [ Muffled ]
What are you --?
[ Door closes ]
413
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,030
You idiot, you're making us both
look bad.
414
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,500
Why is
the damn shower on?
Pack: Because
I had to barf,
415
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,102
and I didn't want Declan
to hear me.
416
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,836
Now you've gotta be all wet
when you come out.
417
00:16:44,905 --> 00:16:46,305
No, I don't
have to be wet.
418
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,906
At least put your head
under the spout.
No.
419
00:16:47,975 --> 00:16:49,108
Do it!
No!
420
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,109
Screw it.
[ Grunts ]
421
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,978
Come on. Do it!
422
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,514
Why don't you go sell a condo
somewhere, you piece of shit!
423
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,449
I'm gonna throw up again!
No, don't!
424
00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:00,119
[ Retches ]
Ew, gross.
Crab rangoons!
425
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,122
Oh, Christ. Why didn't you
just turn the fan on?
426
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,256
Ugh! Sick!
427
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:08,527
It smells like puke
and cigars in here!
428
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,663
I'm freaking out.
How far do we have to go?
429
00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:13,198
I don't know.
430
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,000
How do we
get out of here?!
431
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,102
I don't know!!
432
00:17:17,938 --> 00:17:19,204
[ Both scream ]
433
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,471
[ Sighs ]
434
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,074
I think I could
get used to this.
435
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,810
Uh, yeah.
436
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,078
[ Both laugh ]
437
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,080
Todd: All right, Dec.
438
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,016
We're all good in there.
We're just...
439
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,417
Oh, shit!
440
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,753
Declan?
You happy now?
441
00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:37,589
He bailed on us 'cause you're
being all freak of the week.
442
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,560
Aah!
443
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,628
Did you just
chuck a book at me?
444
00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:44,830
You're freak
of the week!
445
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,498
Not this week!
Not any week!
446
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:49,368
Oh, you want some?!
Ow! My elbow!
447
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,837
God damn it!
Aah!
448
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,905
Bring it!
I dare you!
449
00:17:53,974 --> 00:17:56,041
Ow!
[ Grunts ]
450
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,843
Ow!
451
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,110
[ Clunks ]
452
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,246
[ Creaking ]
453
00:18:03,184 --> 00:18:04,783
Oh!
454
00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:08,653
It's a secret
passageway.
So cool.
Declan rules.
455
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:10,789
Oh, neon.
Sick.
456
00:18:10,858 --> 00:18:13,658
So sick.
Is that mahogany?
457
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:15,927
♪♪
458
00:18:15,996 --> 00:18:18,730
[ Chuckles ]
459
00:18:18,799 --> 00:18:21,867
No, no, no,
no, no!
460
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,203
♪♪
461
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:27,739
Aah!
Aah!
462
00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:29,608
[ Both screaming ]
463
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,210
Danny: I think it's coming
from up here.
464
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,744
[ Muffled screaming, banging ]
465
00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:34,880
Is that Florence?
466
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,681
Florence: Please help!
We're in the vents!
467
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,617
Well, what the hell are you
doing in the vents?!
468
00:18:38,686 --> 00:18:40,085
Let us out!!
469
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,088
All: Whoa!
470
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,090
[ Jess and Florence
coughing ]
471
00:18:46,227 --> 00:18:47,692
Oh, my God.
472
00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:49,494
Emma's head
is on the wall!
473
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,496
Her head is chopped off, and
it's on the wall and like --
474
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,565
-Okay, calm down.
-There's no time!
475
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,100
Where's Todd?
We've gotta go!
476
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,969
-You sound hysterical.
-Your tone is very shrill.
477
00:18:58,038 --> 00:18:59,238
Will you just
listen to us?!
478
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,906
You guys!
You guys!
479
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,507
This place
is bad news!
480
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,709
The dude has human heads
on the wall!
481
00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:05,977
Everybody, get their stuff.
We've gotta go.
482
00:19:06,046 --> 00:19:08,247
[ Gun cocks ]
Declan: No. Stay.
483
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,417
[ Ominous chord strikes ]
484
00:19:12,453 --> 00:19:13,718
I insist.
485
00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:15,054
Holy shit.
486
00:19:15,122 --> 00:19:16,655
Todd and Pack
were right.
487
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:18,657
♪♪
488
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,259
[ Both screaming ]
489
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:28,399
I do hope
you'll be comfortable here.
490
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,935
Or not.
I really don't care.
491
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,070
I can't believe I wanted
to be bros with you.
492
00:19:32,139 --> 00:19:33,272
[ Spits ]
493
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,340
Everything you said
about Luther,
494
00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:36,475
it was all a lie?!
495
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,811
Yes, it was.
I planted those mines.
496
00:19:39,813 --> 00:19:42,081
I thought they worked
smashingly.
497
00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:45,750
I don't know how
and I don't know when,
498
00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:47,419
but I will kill you.
499
00:19:47,488 --> 00:19:50,622
Not if I kill him first.
500
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,691
[ Spits ]
501
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,694
Love the spirit, but it won't
happen, of course.
502
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,362
You forgot one thing,
503
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,964
Dick-lan.
504
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:02,301
There's an international
aid ship coming to rescue us.
505
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,970
You lose, bro.
[ Chuckles ]
506
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,909
Does someone else want
to tell him or...?
507
00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:13,912
Danny, he didn't actually
call the ship.
508
00:20:13,981 --> 00:20:16,581
Oh...
509
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:19,050
You son of a bitch!
[ Spits ]
510
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,186
What is with you people
and spitting?
511
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,054
So, what are you gonna do?
Are you just gonna kill us?
512
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,056
No, I'm going
to break you
513
00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:27,258
and watch you
turn on each other.
514
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,794
Yeah, but that's
not gonna happen,
515
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:30,729
because the nine of us
have been through too --
516
00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:33,665
-Whoa, whoa, I count 8.
-What?
517
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,134
-Wait, who's missing?
-1, 2, 3...
518
00:20:35,202 --> 00:20:36,935
-Where's Chet?
-Did we lose Chet?!
519
00:20:37,004 --> 00:20:38,337
-Did he get lost?
-Ugh.
520
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,805
Martha?
521
00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:41,473
Find this Chet.
522
00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:44,609
♪♪
523
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:48,547
I see it's every man
for himself already.
524
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:51,216
Good.
That'll help...
525
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,552
when you're hunting
each other to the death.
526
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:57,689
♪♪
527
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:00,291
I think we're in trouble.
528
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,593
Uh, yeah.
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