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Well, I'm back from my
stupid Soul Spin job,
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and I'm about to go
to my stupid diner job.
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I hate it all, I have minimum wage rage.
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Hey.
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What are you sad about?
You're making cupcakes.
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Oh, did you eat the first batch?
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No! Elliot and Alan's
little foster daughter's
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coming today, and I'm
making her cupcakes, but
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all this talk about a
little girl without her mom,
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it's making me miss mine.
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Yeah, well, your mom
was very sweet and...
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- warm and chocolatey...
- Take one.
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Sometimes I wish I could just pick up
the phone and tell her that I love her.
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- (Sophia) Mm.
- You know what? I am gonna call her.
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- Who?
- My mom.
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Gabi... your mom passed
away five years ago.
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You know she's not gonna pick up.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I'm gonna text her.
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Gabi.
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I'm just gonna text "I
love you" to her old number.
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There, I did it. Done.
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Do you feel better?
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Well, I'd feel better if she responded.
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(phone dings)
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- Should I look?
- Yes!
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No, I'm scared.
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You look. No, no,
I'll look. I'm looking.
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(gasp) "I love you too,
whoever you are." (gasps)
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- Should I tell them who I are?
- Yes.
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Okay, okay, okay. Um,
this is Gabi. Who are you?
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- (phone dings)
- Peter Gabe D'Angelo,
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- who's Peter Gabe D'Angelo?
- I don't know! I don't know!
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- Let's look him up.
- Okay...
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Uh, do you think this
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- (high pitch) could be Peter Gabe D...
- Yes, please!
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Oh, my God!
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He freelances for
Rolling Stone and Spin!
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(gasps) Oh, my God.
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Sofia, do you know what this means?
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My mom is setting me up with
my soul mate from heaven!
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Okay, can you send her a text
and see if she can find me
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a decent full-time job that
I feel passionate about?
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Okay, fine, but when your
mom dies, she totally owes me.
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(theme music playing)
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She in the spotlight
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And she turn my head
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She run a red light
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'Cause she bad like that
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I like that ooh, baby,
ooh, baby, baby
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-
I like that ooh, baby ooh, baby
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com
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I'm loving today.
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Alan and Elliot's foster
daughter gets here,
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my mom set me up with my soul mate,
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and I finally have a reason
to shave above my knees.
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Gabala, no offense but you're
gonna have to watch the dirty talk
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in front of our new little princess.
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Yeah, she's only three.
Gabi, that's this many!
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I hope Keisha likes princesses.
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You better hope she likes queens.
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Wait a sec... does that mean
I have to watch my mouth too?
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What about... drinking?
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And the occasional
tokedy-toke of a smokedy-smoke?
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Relax. We're all here to
support you and Keisha.
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I can't wait to spoil her
rotten the way my absent,
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emotionally shut-down
father never did for me.
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Not that I'm holding a grudge.
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And she's gonna love her godmother!
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Oh, no! No, no, no!
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Oh, yes! Get on the train.
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We're gonna need all the
help we can get, sweetie.
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Keisha's black, Yolanda's
black, black is the new orange,
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and orange you glad we're getting a
three-year-old, and I'm freaking out!
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- (knock on door)
- She's here!
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I'll get it... no, you get
it. We should both get it.
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Oh, my God. I've never been this
excited to meet a girl in my life!
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Open the door!
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Hi, guys, this is Keisha.
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Damn, this place is huge.
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Come in, angel.
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Bat Mitzvah-aged angel.
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I'm Alan, and this
is my husband, Elliot.
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Please tell me those two
are my foster parents,
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and these are my funny, gay uncles.
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(whispering) She has go
to back! She's a hundred!
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(whispering) There's obviously
been some kind of mistake.
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Why is there baby stuff everywhere?
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Oh, I get it, you thought
you were getting a little kid?
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- No-o...
- Yes!
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Miss Higgs, maybe we should
talk in the other room.
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So, uh, are you hungry?
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Yeah, ah, Gabi can make
you anything you want,
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and remember, I pay her, so it's like
I'm making you anything... you want!
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So, what do you want for breakfast?
How do you like your eggs?
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In a "to go" box? I'm
not gonna be here long.
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Wha-what do you mean?
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Those two are gonna be just like
all of my other foster parents.
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Why do you think they're in
there talking to Miss Higgs?
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Well, maybe they're in there
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thanking her for bringing
them you, instead of some
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sticky, whiny, germy three-year-old.
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Aw, well look at you... all
white and cute and hopeful.
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Gabi, maybe Keisha's
godmother should handle this.
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Oh, baby girl...
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Don't "baby girl" me. I'm not your baby.
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You might be. I made a
lotta mistakes in 2003.
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Okay! All right! I got this. Ladies?
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How about a smart watch, tablet?
How about some blue chip stock?
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Stop trying to impress me.
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There's no way queer eye and
the fat guy are gonna keep me.
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- We're not keeping her.
- Elliot,
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we can't just return her like
she's an ugly cardigan from J. Crew.
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I knew you hated that present!
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Look. Miss Higgs, can
I be honest with you?
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We ordered a three-year-old!
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Can I be honest with you?
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A bi-racial middle-aged gay couple
is not on every kid's wish list.
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And no one's knocking down the
door for 13-year-old Keisha.
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I thought this would be a perfect match.
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- Nobody wanted Keisha?
- Don't go soft, Alan.
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Miss Higgs, do you mind
giving us a moment to discuss?
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You can wait right out
here on the lovely terrace.
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I don't have all day, I have
other couples to disappoint.
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We're not keeping her!
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Did you not hear what Miss Higgs
just said? Nobody wants Keisha.
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Of course not! She's old and homophobic.
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If we wanted that,
we'd take in my grandma.
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Sweetie, I understand
you're in shock. We didn't
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- get the three-year-old we wanted.
- I didn't even want the three-year-old!
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- What?
- (Elliot sighs)
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I was going along with it for you.
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I wanna spend my life with you!
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Go on romantic cruises... with you.
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Get plastic surgeries to
look younger... with you!
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And I wanna do all
those things with you!
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But I also wanna be a
father and have a family.
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Come on. We can be the
parents we always wanted.
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Open, accepting, theater-camp friendly.
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Please, Elliot?
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One week! We'll try it for one week!
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- But if she does anything...
- She won't! We're havin' a baby!
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A 13-year-old baby!
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- What do you think?
- (flatly) Ta-da!
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It looks like Tinker
Bell threw up in here.
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I thought you people were
supposed to have good taste?
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"You people"?
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We can redecorate!
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We're gay, Jewish and Asian. It'll
be stylish, cheap, and feng shui-ed.
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Okay, time for bed.
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Elliot, wait. We need to
get to know each other.
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Keisha, I want you to feel comfortable.
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So if there's anything you need
or wanna ask us, go right ahead.
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Where's the TV?
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Oh, uh, we didn't put a TV in your room.
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But Alan got you one of these things
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where you pull the lever and
it makes the animal noises?
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Ba-a-a-a-a!
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But... I-I can't sleep without a TV.
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Of course you can't.
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She can't sleep without a TV.
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You know what, honey? You
can take our room tonight.
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- Wha...!
- There's a TV in there.
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What? What?
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We'll just lock the second drawer.
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It's the final night of
The Bachelorette and I wanna
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- know who gets the final rose.
- That's what a DVR is for.
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But you have to watch the finale live,
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or everybody will know
everything before me,
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and I won't get to see the drama unfold.
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It's okay. I don't need a TV.
I'll just cry myself to sleep.
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Oh, she's good.
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Okay. I know this is
a little uncomfortable,
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but being a parent is
all about sacrifice.
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Trust me, it'll be the most
rewarding thing we've ever done.
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(Keisha) Oh, my God! She picked the
ex-con who works at the pre-school!
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Good morning.
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Hey! Just in time for breakfast.
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Good, I'm starving. All they gave me
to eat was an onion-flavored donut.
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It was a bagel!
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Keisha... why don't you
go eat your breakfast
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- out on the terrace?
- So you can talk about me?
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- No...
- Your dude wife said
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we were supposed to be
honest with each other.
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Fine, go outside so
I can talk about you.
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Last night was a nightmare.
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Alan and I were up till four in
the morning fighting about Keisha!
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- Why, what happened?
- She took our bedroom
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and our TV, and we had to
sleep in the princess bed.
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If the shoe fits...
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Get ready to learn from the master!
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I raised three kids. And
two of 'em still talk to me.
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Can I have some bacon?
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Oh, of course, baby!
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And then maybe later
we can go to a movie,
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and get some Chinese food,
and ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh...
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and then we can knock on the door
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of one of my exes, and you
can scare the crap out of him
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by saying, "Hey, Daddy."
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- Pass.
- What the hell?
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Hey-y, Keisha!
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Look what your super
cool Uncle Joshy got you.
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Your very own 3D printer, where
you can print any gift you want!
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The only limit...
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(breathy) is your imagination.
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Pass.
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See? She's impossible.
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Honesty.
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You're impossible!
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Guys, she's not impossible,
she's a teenager.
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If you want her to have fun,
just do something she likes.
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Take her to mall and go shopping.
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Now that's what I'm talking
about. Can I kick it with you?
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Yes! Kick it with her!
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Josh, is it okay if I
take Keisha to the mall?
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Is it? I'll tell you what.
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Why don't you take my platinum card,
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and get Keisha a nice jacket
that'll keep her warm on her...
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hot air balloon ride!
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Pass.
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I'm telling you, every dress
you tried on looked poppin'.
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I think I love you.
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Well, it's probably 'cause
you have such a bangin' body.
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Yeah, I know I love you.
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You're the only one who does.
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Oh, come on, Keisha. Hey, Josh
likes you. Ah, Yolanda likes you.
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Alan likes you.
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- Elliot...
- Doesn't.
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Yeah, but Elliot doesn't
like anybody at first.
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When he first met me,
he-he hated me. But now...
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Well, this story's going nowhere.
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Look, I get it. I'm 13, annoying, and
I got a big mouth. Everyone says so.
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Yeah, but that's how
teenagers are supposed to be.
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Hey, when I was your age,
I was a total nightmare.
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- Yeah, right.
- No, I was.
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I cheated on tests, I snuck out
to see boys, I had a fake I.D.
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What'd you do, use it to buy booze?
237
00:11:16,534 --> 00:11:19,376
No, I actually just wanted to
go to this dance club in Tampa,
238
00:11:19,382 --> 00:11:21,637
but you had to be 18 to get in, so...
239
00:11:21,643 --> 00:11:25,943
I went to a smoke shop, and boom.
Zora Martinez, nineteen, Scorpio.
240
00:11:26,801 --> 00:11:29,250
Well, you gotta know your sign,
'cause bouncers are gonna ask.
241
00:11:30,297 --> 00:11:32,702
And they didn't ask
about the "Martinez"?
242
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,446
They did and that's how I got busted.
243
00:11:35,602 --> 00:11:38,900
I got grounded for two
weeks. But my mom understood.
244
00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:41,372
She even showed me her fake
I.D. from when she was my age.
245
00:11:41,378 --> 00:11:42,627
She was cool like that.
246
00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:43,928
You two still close?
247
00:11:44,282 --> 00:11:45,604
Well, she passed away.
248
00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:46,893
That sucks.
249
00:11:47,234 --> 00:11:48,880
My mom's dead too.
250
00:11:48,886 --> 00:11:51,710
Oh, Keisha, I'm sorry.
Do you still talk to her?
251
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:54,422
Ah, I just said she's dead.
252
00:11:54,428 --> 00:11:56,393
Yeah, but that doesn't
mean you can't talk to her.
253
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,929
I talk to my mom all the time.
254
00:11:57,935 --> 00:11:59,141
Really?
255
00:11:59,147 --> 00:12:01,562
Yeah, hey, let's just
say if it wasn't for her,
256
00:12:01,568 --> 00:12:04,421
I would not be going out with this guy.
257
00:12:04,427 --> 00:12:06,351
- Check him out.
- Oh, I'm gonna check
258
00:12:06,357 --> 00:12:07,692
out every inch of his...
259
00:12:07,954 --> 00:12:09,315
personality.
260
00:12:13,457 --> 00:12:15,282
Hey! How's the pizza?
261
00:12:15,341 --> 00:12:18,327
Stale and unfulfilling...
like my career.
262
00:12:18,763 --> 00:12:20,940
Mm. Okay, well, have fun.
263
00:12:20,946 --> 00:12:24,160
I am off on my date with a
hot, supercool music journalist.
264
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:27,100
Oh! I can't believe you get
to go backstage and meet Drake!
265
00:12:27,106 --> 00:12:29,418
Mm-hmm, well hey, listen, if
it makes you feel any better,
266
00:12:29,424 --> 00:12:32,708
it's not for fun, you know? It's
his job. He has to write a review.
267
00:12:32,714 --> 00:12:34,087
I just get to go with him!
268
00:12:34,093 --> 00:12:35,293
(knock on door)
269
00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:42,805
Hi! Wow, guy who has my mom's old
number, you're real and you're cute.
270
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,901
Hey, I'm Sofia.
271
00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:47,811
I really liked your article
on the breakup of Journey.
272
00:12:47,817 --> 00:12:49,897
"Do Stop Believing," thank you.
273
00:12:50,327 --> 00:12:52,438
- Gabi, we gotta get going.
- Oh, right, you gotta
274
00:12:52,444 --> 00:12:55,005
get there early so you can take
notes and really capture the moment?
275
00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:58,044
No, I ate a special brownie
and it is about to kick in.
276
00:13:00,718 --> 00:13:04,421
You two have fun at the concert. I'm so
glad good things keep happening to you.
277
00:13:04,427 --> 00:13:05,934
(Gabi's phone rings)
278
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,266
Oh, hang on one second.
279
00:13:07,552 --> 00:13:10,846
Oh, it's my co-worker. He's, ah,
probably just calling to thank me,
280
00:13:10,852 --> 00:13:13,147
I spent the day with his foster
daughter, we totally bonded and,
281
00:13:13,152 --> 00:13:15,890
kind of her mentor.
You're welcome, Elliot.
282
00:13:16,242 --> 00:13:18,423
What? When?
283
00:13:18,570 --> 00:13:21,231
Okay, I'm on my way. Um,
Keisha ran away, I gotta go.
284
00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:23,619
- Oh, my God...
- Yeah, listen, Peter, I'm really sorry.
285
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:26,011
I was really looking forward to
tonight, but I gotta get going.
286
00:13:26,016 --> 00:13:28,021
W-well, Gabi, is there
anything I can do?
287
00:13:28,027 --> 00:13:32,419
Um... actually, yeah! Will you go
to the concert with my soul mate?
288
00:13:32,426 --> 00:13:35,529
I don't want him to like, meet
anybody 'cause he's my soul mate.
289
00:13:37,742 --> 00:13:39,008
No pressure.
290
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,906
- Can't believe she ran away.
- We're the worst parents ever.
291
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,387
Guys, don't blame yourselves.
292
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,245
I don't. I blame her.
293
00:13:49,791 --> 00:13:51,349
What? Me? What did I do?
294
00:13:51,355 --> 00:13:53,679
You were the last person
to spend time with Keisha.
295
00:13:53,685 --> 00:13:55,618
What did you say to her
to make her run away?
296
00:13:55,699 --> 00:13:57,988
Nothing, I mean, we just
went to the mall, and then
297
00:13:57,994 --> 00:14:00,754
- we went to the diner for milkshakes.
- What kind?
298
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,726
What? Every detail could be a clue.
299
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,644
Think, Gabala, think.
300
00:14:05,650 --> 00:14:07,900
Did she say anything that
might suggest she'd run away?
301
00:14:07,906 --> 00:14:11,261
Spit it out, bitch! Everybody knows the
first few hours are the most important!
302
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,395
I mean, we just talked
about girl stuff, you know,
303
00:14:13,401 --> 00:14:17,327
like clothes and music and
how both our moms are dead.
304
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:18,681
Keisha's mom's not dead.
305
00:14:18,687 --> 00:14:20,335
- What? But she told me her mom...
- Keisha's mom's
306
00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:23,555
been in a prison upstate for the
last three years. It was in her file.
307
00:14:24,109 --> 00:14:25,733
But why would she lie?
308
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:28,303
Would you wanna tell someone
your mom was in the big house?
309
00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:29,949
My kids didn't.
310
00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:35,645
Oh, my God, you know what?
311
00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:38,582
Uh, I told her that I do everything
I can to stay connected with my mom.
312
00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:40,472
Do you think she went to
to visit her in prison?
313
00:14:40,478 --> 00:14:42,324
How? She doesn't have money.
314
00:14:42,331 --> 00:14:43,873
Actually...
315
00:14:45,673 --> 00:14:47,047
she may have $500.
316
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,399
Joshua, you didn't!
317
00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:52,429
I just... I wanted her to like
me! All my presents were tanking.
318
00:14:52,563 --> 00:14:54,497
Okay, everybody slow your damn roll.
319
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:56,487
Now, a kid just can't go visit a prison.
320
00:14:56,493 --> 00:14:58,999
They have to be with an adult or be 18.
321
00:14:59,628 --> 00:15:01,131
Actually...
322
00:15:01,199 --> 00:15:04,341
I may have told her you can
buy a fake I.D. at a smoke shop.
323
00:15:04,347 --> 00:15:06,299
Gabala, you didn't.
324
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:07,537
Gabala did.
325
00:15:08,773 --> 00:15:12,106
Okay, here's the plan. Yolanda, you're
gonna stay here in case she comes back,
326
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,713
the rest of us will divide up, we'll
hit every smoke shop in the area.
327
00:15:14,718 --> 00:15:16,717
- We'll meet at the diner in an hour.
- Okay.
328
00:15:18,190 --> 00:15:19,390
Uch!
329
00:15:19,972 --> 00:15:21,870
Looks like Tinker Bell threw up in here.
330
00:15:25,937 --> 00:15:28,976
Okay, so I know your
article is due in two hours,
331
00:15:28,982 --> 00:15:31,142
and you were nice enough
to introduce me to Drake, so
332
00:15:31,148 --> 00:15:32,943
I'm gonna brew you a fresh pot of coffee
333
00:15:32,949 --> 00:15:34,650
so you can start your article...
334
00:15:34,656 --> 00:15:35,856
P...
335
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,537
Peter?
336
00:15:38,914 --> 00:15:40,114
Peter!
337
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,320
Hey!
338
00:15:41,326 --> 00:15:42,526
Oh!
339
00:15:42,532 --> 00:15:44,866
- (moaning)
- Ah, again...
340
00:15:44,872 --> 00:15:47,007
- Peter... just... just...
- (moaning)
341
00:15:50,635 --> 00:15:51,835
Type!
342
00:15:58,511 --> 00:16:02,513
Okay, how about this? Uh,
you dictate and I will type.
343
00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:06,287
The cloud was maglical...
344
00:16:08,831 --> 00:16:11,486
Do you mean the crowd was magical?
345
00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:14,676
Good. That... you're good!
346
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,364
The music was...
347
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:20,786
Uh... Peter. Peter!
348
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:22,696
Hey! You gotta wake up
and write this review.
349
00:16:22,702 --> 00:16:24,626
I don't wanna. You do it.
350
00:16:25,711 --> 00:16:27,596
But I-I'm not a writer.
351
00:16:27,602 --> 00:16:29,606
Pwe-e-ease?
352
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:34,102
I really need this job.
I'm in so much debt.
353
00:16:34,797 --> 00:16:37,256
Rehab is so expensive.
354
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:43,708
Okay. Well, won't be the first time
355
00:16:43,714 --> 00:16:45,928
a guy passes out on me and
I have to do all the work.
356
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,635
We've been to eight smoke
shops and still no Keisha.
357
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:56,907
Alan, what are we gonna do?
358
00:16:56,913 --> 00:17:00,040
We're gonna ditch these
patchouli-soaked jackets and soldier on!
359
00:17:00,939 --> 00:17:03,917
You look up the bus lines, I'm
gonna find the number for the prison.
360
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,108
Any word from Gabi and Josh?
361
00:17:06,114 --> 00:17:09,580
They're on their way here, but
they haven't found her, either.
362
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,673
Nothing for me. I'm too upset.
363
00:17:11,679 --> 00:17:14,743
Me neither, I can't eat at a time
like this. Two root beer floats.
364
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:20,016
How could I have trusted our
daughter with Gabi. I'll tell you how!
365
00:17:20,022 --> 00:17:22,355
I wasn't thinking! And now look what...
366
00:17:22,361 --> 00:17:24,612
- You said "our daughter."
- No, I didn't.
367
00:17:24,618 --> 00:17:28,812
Yes, you did. You called Keisha
our daughter. You like her.
368
00:17:28,819 --> 00:17:32,188
Like her? I've got such
a knot in my stomach,
369
00:17:32,194 --> 00:17:36,009
I can barely eat. I c-can't
breathe. She's killing me!
370
00:17:36,015 --> 00:17:37,662
It's called worry, Elliot.
371
00:17:37,668 --> 00:17:40,540
This is exactly why I wanted
to bring a child into our lives.
372
00:17:40,546 --> 00:17:43,227
They make everything better
even when they worry you sick.
373
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:45,890
Well, I don't like it. If
anything happens to her...
374
00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:49,356
Get a grip, you two.
I'm fine. I'm right here!
375
00:17:49,362 --> 00:17:51,790
- Keisha! What are you doing here?
- Oh, my God...
376
00:17:51,796 --> 00:17:54,344
I was just here waiting for
the bus so I could see my mom.
377
00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:56,474
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, while I was waiting
378
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,743
I bought a bunch of
scratchers with Josh's cash.
379
00:17:58,749 --> 00:18:00,110
I was doing them in the corner.
380
00:18:00,116 --> 00:18:01,570
We have to get her stomach pumped!
381
00:18:01,575 --> 00:18:03,141
Those are lottery tickets!
382
00:18:03,147 --> 00:18:04,843
Oh, thank God.
383
00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:09,220
You had us worried sick. You can't
just go running off like that.
384
00:18:09,226 --> 00:18:11,168
Yeah, well, I didn't think you cared.
385
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,435
Neither did I.
386
00:18:12,441 --> 00:18:14,382
I didn't think you wanted me around.
387
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,087
Neither did I!
388
00:18:16,615 --> 00:18:18,617
But he does, and so do I!
389
00:18:18,623 --> 00:18:21,371
And listen, sweetie, if you wanna
go see your mom, we'll take you.
390
00:18:21,377 --> 00:18:25,944
- Seriously?
- Yeah. So hand over that fake I.D.
391
00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:28,153
What fake I... fine!
392
00:18:30,961 --> 00:18:32,597
Beyonc? Rihanna?
393
00:18:33,381 --> 00:18:37,449
Look, I'm sorry I made it seem like
I didn't want you around. It's just...
394
00:18:37,455 --> 00:18:39,799
(sighs) I've never
had a daughter before.
395
00:18:39,805 --> 00:18:41,961
Yeah, well, I've never
had two dads before.
396
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:44,357
Aw, she called us "dads"!
397
00:18:44,363 --> 00:18:46,791
- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
398
00:18:47,057 --> 00:18:49,565
You like us. And you wanna hug us.
399
00:18:49,688 --> 00:18:50,888
Whatever.
400
00:18:50,894 --> 00:18:52,249
That means yes!
401
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,485
- I couldn't find her.
- Me neither.
402
00:19:02,569 --> 00:19:04,127
Oh, my God. There she is.
403
00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:08,456
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
404
00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:11,023
It looks like they
have it under control.
405
00:19:12,247 --> 00:19:15,256
Look at them! Finally
coming together as a family.
406
00:19:15,262 --> 00:19:16,942
Yeah, and you know, none of this
would've happened if I hadn't
407
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,183
told her about my mom, and told
her where to get a fake I.D.
408
00:19:19,188 --> 00:19:21,480
Hey! Don't forget I'm the one
that gave her all that cash!
409
00:19:22,854 --> 00:19:24,370
We're gonna be great parents.
410
00:19:24,644 --> 00:19:25,844
Yeah, we are.
411
00:19:27,203 --> 00:19:29,942
Hey. I'd like to pay for
everything they're having.
412
00:19:29,948 --> 00:19:33,098
And be sure to let the kid
know, it's from Uncle Joshy.
413
00:19:34,811 --> 00:19:37,561
So you, ah, ever been
in a hot air balloon?
414
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,767
Pass.
415
00:19:44,563 --> 00:19:45,827
Hi.
416
00:19:45,914 --> 00:19:48,230
Whoo, flowers. Who are they from?
417
00:19:48,236 --> 00:19:49,663
- Peter.
- Don't want 'em.
418
00:19:49,668 --> 00:19:51,396
After you told me how
he acted that night,
419
00:19:51,402 --> 00:19:54,478
the only person I want drunkenly
passing out on the couch is Yolanda.
420
00:19:55,479 --> 00:19:59,639
Actually, these are for me for me
for writing that review for him.
421
00:19:59,645 --> 00:20:03,571
Aw, well, he should have sent a maid
for what he did to our bathroom.
422
00:20:04,732 --> 00:20:07,021
Oh, my God. Gabi...
423
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:09,735
his editor thought the
article was so good,
424
00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:13,961
Peter got me a gig! I'm writing an
article for an indie music blog!
425
00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:16,545
Here are the tickets!
I can't believe it!
426
00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:18,955
Now I'm the cool music journalist!
427
00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:21,941
That's so great, look at
you, with your words!
428
00:20:21,947 --> 00:20:24,697
I know! And I had so much
fun writing that review.
429
00:20:24,703 --> 00:20:27,004
And turns out... I'm really good at it!
430
00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:28,457
Sofia, maybe this is your thing!
431
00:20:28,463 --> 00:20:30,296
- Oh, my God! I have a thing!
- You have a thing!
432
00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:32,102
- I have a thing! Aah!
- You're a writer!
433
00:20:32,108 --> 00:20:33,545
Who knew?
434
00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:35,015
My mom!
435
00:20:35,021 --> 00:20:36,565
You know what, Gabi?
436
00:20:36,842 --> 00:20:39,615
Maybe your mom wasn't leading
you to your soul mate.
437
00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:42,025
Maybe she was leading me to my passion.
438
00:20:42,031 --> 00:20:44,386
Ohh... that's so sweet.
439
00:20:44,523 --> 00:20:46,292
Still single down here, Mom!
440
00:20:46,298 --> 00:20:48,623
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