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Wake up,
you old piece of shit!
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- Slappy birthday!
- Happy Birthday.
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Guys, guys, come on, please.
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Not this year, guys.
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I don't want to do it
this year.
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All right, all right.
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Fine, I'll do it,
but only because
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I'm already dressed, guys!
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Oh!
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Bam.
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Are you ready
for the birthday booze-athon?
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Walking, walking,
walking, walking.
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Well, it's your birthday,
slappy birthday.
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He's looking good,
but you gotta wonder if his age
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is gonna be a factor
in this year's tour de franzia.
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I've got you by the back.
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I got you by the back.
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You can do it.
We all believe in you.
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Very good.
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Oh, he lost helmet.
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He missed the flamingo.
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Oh, guys.
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Yeah.
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What is it?
That's not beer.
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No, it's whiskey.
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I watered it down though.
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Okay.
All right, fine.
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With beer.
Here we go.
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Come on.
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Oh!
[Laughs]
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Booze-athon, yeah.
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Come on, derzel Hasselhoff,
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baywatch those beers,
you're doing great.
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No, dude.
I can't do it,
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I'm starting to get hot mouth.
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Come on, they need your help.
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Clock's ticking by, let's go.
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No, no.
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[Laughs]
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Yeah.
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Get 'em.
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Nobody's puked the pool
in like, a while.
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It's been a while.
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It's been too long, actually.
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I guess we did it.
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Yeah, it's been a while.
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I'm done.
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Well, you're paying
for a pool cleaner.
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I mean, don't be
a dick about it.
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That is an entire bagel bite.
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He ate your bagel bite.
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He ate my bagel bites.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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[Knocking on door]
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Son of a bitch!
Dammit!
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Where are you going?
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Well, this is Ders'
birthday breakfast.
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I got him some grapefruit,
a grandpa bran muffin,
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and a shot of prune juice
and Jagermeister.
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'Cause you saw him
yesterday, man.
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He's an old dude.
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Man, he's crazy old.
It's bizarre how old he is.
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It's not carrot cake.
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- Hmm, yuck.
- No, no.
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Nah, it's no good.
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Yeah, it's for old men.
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Yeah, Ders is old,
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he's like a year
and a half older.
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You know
how many months that is?
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That's like--
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Anyways, don't mention
anything about him getting old
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'cause, you know,
it's his birthday.
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Just play cool.
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I should help
you carry the tray though
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because that looks...
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- No.
- ...Heavy
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and I'm--
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definitely have a solid core.
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Okay.
I see what you're doing,
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you're trying to say it's from
both of us. It's not.
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This is sort of
from both of us though,
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because...
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My mom gave us this tray
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when my grandma died.
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Well, uh, tell your
dead grandma I said thanks.
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Well, look who's up.
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Whoa, beef castle.
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Oh, what's up with you guys?
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- Who's swagging?
- No, I'm swagging.
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You swagging?
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- I--I think maybe.
- Yeah.
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Come on, man.
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What are you listening to?
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Oh, dudf,
it's this new mash-up tape,
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dj Chris unchained!
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Lah dow.
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Marry lah dow--let me--
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- uh-hmm.
- Let me listen.
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Both: Yeah.
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Like jamiroquai,
mix of smash mouth.
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I hear it now.
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Nope!
That's a chop, buddy.
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Ow. What--what was that?
That was weird.
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Why are you chopping him?
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It's a chop, man,
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you say or do anything stupid
and that's a chop.
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We used to do it
on the playground
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when I was a kid,
so I'm bringing it back.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, that's cool.
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Thank you for that
and thank me for this.
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It's a breakfast
for your birthday
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and, oh.
I got you this gift.
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And you know what?
Happy Birthday.
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Well, it's--it's just from me,
not Adam.
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It came on my tray, so.
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It's a golf polo.
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Very American dadiator.
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You could get married
in something like that;
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You could probably also get
divorced in that as well.
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Or a job interview or maybe
like a soldier's funeral,
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or I was thinking,
hey, you know,
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you want to be
city councilman dude, one day.
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So, maybe you can wear that
and get elected.
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It's not really what the young
go-hards are wearing right now,
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you know,
the go-hards are wearing--
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I can't wear this if I'm gonna
run with the go-hards.
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Very swag.
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Maybe I'll--I'll just--
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oh, yeah.
There we go.
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- Get this bad boy there.
- Cool, yeah.
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That's much better.
That is much better.
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You're very strong by the way.
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- Looks great, yeah.
- Yes.
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That was $60.
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City councilman dude?
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How about I try and be like
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city breakdancer man.
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Oh, I like that.
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Boom, city breakdancer man
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city breakdancer man
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very swag, swag,
swag, swag, swag
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city breakdancer man
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swag, swag,
swag, swag, swag
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I got this one, Adam.
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You got next.
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That was fun.
That was my first taxi ride.
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There you go, thank you.
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- It went pretty fast.
- Thanks a lot.
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Dude, what are we doing here?
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We should be out drinking more.
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We should be out drinking more.
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- Yes.
- We're not gonna do that.
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Are we still gonna do that?
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[Car honks]
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Whoa.
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Look at this.
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Dude, this is swagged out.
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Very swagged out.
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Hey, hey, hey you all
like this, don't you, huh?
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This is captain America times
stoked right here.
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I won this at the mall,
I guessed its weight.
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Yo, dude, it's my birthday
right now today.
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Let me take this thing out
for a smob.
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[Laughs] You out your mind?
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Colleen don't even get
to ride in this,
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unless she's doing maintenance
from the passenger seat.
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And you all know I'm talking
about road-head.
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Surprisingly, I did know that.
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It's licky, licky time.
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I don't care what you guys say,
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Harry and the Hendersons
is legit.
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No, we said it was legit.
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Whoa, yeah, here's my birthday
present that I got you.
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Oh, dude.
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I put it in a box.
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Thanks so much,
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except you're lying.
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I had this next-dayed
last night.
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Oh, that's a chop.
[Laughs]
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Who wants to do a snippet?
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I love snippets.
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Uh, actually, we--
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With the whippets, right?
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Yeah, it's a whippet.
People comes to snip its snout.
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What if we just, uh, ducked
out into the bathroom
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and got drunk like usual?
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That'll be fun.
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No, we are making memories
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and then destroying them.
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Okay, no.
That is hippy-crack, man.
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Did we not all cry during
that Steve-O documentary?
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Relax your mind,
I'm gonna blast off.
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Oh, wow!
[Laughs]
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We're just celebrating
big Ders' dog birthday.
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Yeah.
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Because the Ders' a dog
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and then there is everything
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that's happens to--
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Sorry?
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Nothing.
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Yeah, he's monkeying
around again.
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Whatever.
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Look, uh, there's a big surprise
for you in the break room.
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It--it's a birthday cake.
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Anyway, I'm not going.
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Okay.
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Anders, we have a dress code,
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can you please?
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It's Craig Norman, bitch.
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All: Surprise!
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Yeah.
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There he is!
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How does it feel to be 25?
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You get nothing.
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Ders, the secret
to staying young is...
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Laugh a lot.
[Laughs]
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And...
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Moisturize,
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that's right.
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You know, Anders, you're the
same age my parents were
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when they had me.
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And then they gave me away
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and then I was adopted
by those horrible Koreans.
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Oh, well.
[Laughs]
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[Laughter]
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Der, you always doubt.
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[Indistinct] We [Indistinct]
That.
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[Laughs]
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Laugh a lot.
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[Laughter]
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All right, okay.
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Just--
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Oh.
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I know how old I am!
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Sorry.
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He's on a ton
of drugs right now.
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He's like drugged
out of his mind.
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Thank you.
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No, waymond, no, no!
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No! Bad waymond, bad!
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- Ders.
- Ders.
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Gosh, what the heck is wrong
with that guy?
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Whatever, we just gotta party
through those demons.
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No, that's the last thing
we need to do.
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We need to slow down.
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Otherwise he's gonna
turn into...
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"The Ders."
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That would be awesome.
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I love "the Ders,"
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and you love "the Ders."
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Last time we partied
with "the Ders,"
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we went to seven Mary three.
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Got us backstage.
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He head butted
a female security guard,
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bum-rushed the stage,
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and dedicated a song to his dad.
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Yeah,
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but that song was cumbersome.
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And it meant a lot to all of us
at the time.
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Did it, though?
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That's my favorite dersion
of vers.
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[Tires screech]
263
00:08:08,895 --> 00:08:12,498
- [Laughs]
- Whoa.
264
00:08:12,565 --> 00:08:15,703
All aboard
to downtown pound town.
265
00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:25,370
Too heavy, too light,
too black or too white
266
00:08:25,437 --> 00:08:29,641
too wrong or too right,
today or tonight
267
00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:33,678
cumbersome
268
00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:35,113
Oh, we are so American.
269
00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,315
This is the most American thing
we could do right now.
270
00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:38,850
- Whoo!
- I feel like I'm in a parade.
271
00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:41,152
How cool of montez
to let you borrow his new car.
272
00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:42,821
- Yeah, that's cool.
- Borrow that dude's car?
273
00:08:42,888 --> 00:08:44,923
Dude, I took the keys right off
that fool's desk.
274
00:08:44,990 --> 00:08:45,990
Whoa.
275
00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:48,426
- Uh-huh.
- Holy grand theft auto.
276
00:08:48,494 --> 00:08:49,427
We're badass.
277
00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:50,528
That's American.
278
00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:51,830
- Stealing cars is American.
- Thank you.
279
00:08:51,897 --> 00:08:53,331
Where are we going?
280
00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,866
Dude, we're going straight
to pound town.
281
00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:55,967
Yeah, baby.
282
00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,136
Population three,
cheap import beer,
283
00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,305
cheap export swag.
284
00:09:00,372 --> 00:09:01,306
Ah, okay.
285
00:09:01,373 --> 00:09:02,373
Exported swag, I like it.
286
00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:03,441
And I know it's your birthday,
287
00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:04,576
I don't want to be
a wet serape,
288
00:09:04,643 --> 00:09:07,088
but maybe we should go home
to chill ville.
289
00:09:07,254 --> 00:09:08,613
It's pretty cool.
Plus Adam,
290
00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:10,915
nobody serves beer at 10:30,
so help me out.
291
00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:13,852
Yeah, a little place
called dolphin's strip club.
292
00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:16,087
Most definitely booze.
293
00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:18,057
Um, they're not open yet.
Damn it.
294
00:09:18,223 --> 00:09:19,490
No, it's fine that it's closed
295
00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:22,560
because home has
tons of pornography.
296
00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:23,661
I know that's a fact.
297
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:24,731
And the kitchen serves beer
all day.
298
00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,030
It's gonna be fun.
299
00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:27,131
We could just go drink
at a parking lot somewhere.
300
00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:28,466
Yeah.
301
00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:29,652
That's a chop, even for
suggesting going home.
302
00:09:29,818 --> 00:09:30,668
- I know.
- Consider yourself chopped.
303
00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:31,669
It's a chop back.
304
00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:32,670
No, ten for contact.
305
00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:33,771
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
7, 8, 9, 10.
306
00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:34,906
Is that real?
Is that part of the game?
307
00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:36,140
I've never heard that,
but I like that.
308
00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:39,878
You wanna get real,
whoo, then act real
309
00:09:39,945 --> 00:09:41,145
we've got fun and food
310
00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:42,680
at Dante's
311
00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:43,781
Dante's
312
00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:45,049
Dante's
313
00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:46,184
pizza palace
314
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,552
Wow, very good.
315
00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:50,188
[Laughs] All right.
316
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,556
This place is awesome, man,
317
00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,391
where did you--where did you
find out about this spot?
318
00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:56,461
Dude, my dad took me here
for my 11th birthday.
319
00:09:56,528 --> 00:09:59,430
He got weird drunk and
he showed up, most importantly.
320
00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,666
That was the first time I got
arrested, at 11.
321
00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,534
This is really fun, guys.
I'm having a great time.
322
00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:05,570
I didn't think I would say this
ever in my life,
323
00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:08,072
but maybe we should get
back to work, yeah?
324
00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:10,074
Return a stolen car that's
in our possession?
325
00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:12,320
[Laughs] Boo, Nicky's joking.
326
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,444
Is that a joke?
327
00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:14,612
I'm puking--I'm drinking it.
328
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,614
Dude, we're shutting
this bitch down.
329
00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:19,217
- We're partying until 8 p! N!
- Yeah.
330
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:22,320
Oh, yeah? You--you--yup,
that's a chop.
331
00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:23,521
You said p.N.
332
00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:24,989
It's official.
333
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:29,394
Oh, well that's a chop back
because p.N. Is post noon,
334
00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:30,395
everyone knows that.
335
00:10:30,462 --> 00:10:31,396
You need to go back to school,
336
00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:32,630
pick up some knowledge.
337
00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:33,765
So, uh, Ders,
338
00:10:33,832 --> 00:10:35,500
what would it take
for you to consider
339
00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:38,870
maybe doing the exact opposite
of shutting bitches down?
340
00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:41,272
Maybe leaving this bitch,
heading towards home bitch,
341
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,074
home sweet home bitch?
342
00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,075
You know what?
343
00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:45,643
See that shark blimp over there?
344
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:49,080
You win me that,
and I'll go home right now.
345
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:52,850
All right, well, then one
shark blimp chumming right up.
346
00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,052
Nice.
347
00:10:54,119 --> 00:10:57,755
Hey, good luck, buddy.
348
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,390
Oh, yeah!
349
00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:00,658
Yeah, yeah.
350
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:10,735
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
351
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,904
How many more times
are you gonna play?
352
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:14,639
Uh, I'm gonna play
353
00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:16,975
infinity more times,
little man. Okay?
354
00:11:17,042 --> 00:11:18,710
All right, Ders,
keep pounding that dog.
355
00:11:18,777 --> 00:11:20,311
- I gotta make a call, okay?
- Will do.
356
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,046
Dolphins.
Hey, Marty, what's up?
357
00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:22,974
It's d-bone.
358
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,949
You might remember me
as d-train.
359
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,395
Mister, it's my birthday.
360
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:30,054
Buddy, it's my birthday, too.
You're not special.
361
00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,823
Did someone tell you
that you were?
362
00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:33,324
'Cause you aren't.
363
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:34,425
I'm gonna tell on you.
364
00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:35,693
You tell everybody
you wanna tell.
365
00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:36,861
Tell the whole world.
366
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:39,664
I'm gonna tell on you.
Pbbbt!
367
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:46,838
[Donkey brays]
368
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:51,042
Ahhhh!
369
00:11:57,816 --> 00:11:59,594
- Hey, man.
- Ow! What?
370
00:11:59,818 --> 00:12:01,085
What you doing here, man?
371
00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:04,288
Kid's trying to play
and you game hogging?
372
00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:06,290
Since when is this
the only game?
373
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,993
There's a million games.
They can play other games.
374
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,662
You do realize that
this is a Dante's, right?
375
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:15,333
I mean, it's basically
a black Chuck E. Cheese.
376
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,603
Okay. I can see that.
I mean, that guy's not black.
377
00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:20,271
Oh, that's Oakland Tony.
378
00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,440
O.T.
379
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:23,708
Oh, he blacker than I am.
380
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:26,811
Buddy, I-I'm sorry.
Today is my birthday.
381
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,646
I'm gonna wild out
and have a good time.
382
00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:29,957
I got a cup full of coins,
383
00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:32,316
and I'm gonna get wild
with them, all right?
384
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:33,518
Sorry.
385
00:12:33,585 --> 00:12:34,504
Hey.
386
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:38,790
I got my eyes on you.
387
00:12:38,857 --> 00:12:39,791
Legitimately scary.
388
00:12:39,858 --> 00:12:42,136
Too drunk to care.
389
00:12:42,302 --> 00:12:43,361
It's illegal for you to tell me
390
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,030
I can't take this outside,
that's illegal.
391
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:49,901
Oh, there they are.
My sweet, sweet princesses.
392
00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:52,403
Welcome to my castle,
can I take your coats?
393
00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:55,006
No, wow, mama.
394
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:55,942
- [Laughs]
- Oh, you better put those on,
395
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,041
you're getting jealous.
396
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,242
You're getting jealous, huh?
397
00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,278
Whose birthday?
398
00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:02,115
It's feels like my birthday.
399
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,548
So it might as well be.
400
00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:06,984
Hitch a ride on the sex bus.
401
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,152
Just kidding.
We can't have sex here.
402
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,372
There's kids everywhere.
403
00:13:16,336 --> 00:13:17,637
Yeah, it's my birthday.
404
00:13:17,704 --> 00:13:19,172
I figured I'd treat myself
a little bit, you know.
405
00:13:19,239 --> 00:13:20,773
- [Laughs]
- Keep shaking it, here we go.
406
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:21,634
- Whoa.
- Oh.
407
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,410
Dude, is that my gift?
408
00:13:24,478 --> 00:13:25,811
- Uh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
409
00:13:25,879 --> 00:13:27,780
Yeah, it is your--it is your
birthday present.
410
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,015
Woo, hey.
411
00:13:29,082 --> 00:13:30,516
I just want to make sure
they are not poisonous.
412
00:13:30,584 --> 00:13:32,151
[Growls]
413
00:13:32,219 --> 00:13:34,605
No, it's good unless
you're allergic to glitter, so--
414
00:13:34,771 --> 00:13:37,123
Whoa, glitter titties,
for real?
415
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,491
I'll be right there.
416
00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:40,826
Come on, man.
Let's go.
417
00:13:40,894 --> 00:13:44,397
Sorry, man. You're 46 tickets
shy of the shark.
418
00:13:44,464 --> 00:13:47,600
You could get some vampire teeth
and some scrunchies.
419
00:13:47,668 --> 00:13:49,035
What?
420
00:13:49,102 --> 00:13:50,236
Okay, look.
421
00:13:50,304 --> 00:13:51,304
I'm not trying
to freak out on you, man.
422
00:13:51,371 --> 00:13:52,538
You're just doing your job.
423
00:13:52,606 --> 00:13:53,806
I've got a job, too.
424
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,107
And I do it sometimes.
425
00:13:55,175 --> 00:13:56,976
But this is an emergency, okay?
426
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,378
We've got a guy
who is five beers away
427
00:13:59,446 --> 00:14:01,714
from turning into the Ders.
428
00:14:01,782 --> 00:14:04,684
This is a guy who [Bleep]Ed
a coy fish in the mouth
429
00:14:04,751 --> 00:14:08,621
until it died
in front of a p.F. Chang's.
430
00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:10,389
I just count tickets, dude.
431
00:14:10,457 --> 00:14:11,991
- [Laughs]
- Yeah, I'm your boss.
432
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,694
Here we go.
Trying to buck you.
433
00:14:14,761 --> 00:14:16,195
Oh, she just made
her butthole wink.
434
00:14:16,263 --> 00:14:17,940
- What?
- It just winked at me.
435
00:14:18,106 --> 00:14:19,065
Oh, that is too real.
436
00:14:19,132 --> 00:14:20,166
Oh my God.
437
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,167
Well, not a fan.
438
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,436
Let's stick to hits, please.
439
00:14:23,503 --> 00:14:24,437
Cool.
440
00:14:24,504 --> 00:14:25,538
- Titties up.
- Angel,
441
00:14:25,606 --> 00:14:26,839
hold up buddy,
my knees are burning--
442
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:30,042
what the hell!
443
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:33,379
I need to see you outside now.
444
00:14:33,447 --> 00:14:35,541
Where they go?
Where they at?
445
00:14:35,707 --> 00:14:39,151
[Laughs]
446
00:14:39,219 --> 00:14:40,152
Oh, I'm going to miss you.
447
00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:41,621
I can't afford you for longer.
448
00:14:41,688 --> 00:14:42,622
But I'm going to miss you.
449
00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:43,789
Button up.
450
00:14:43,857 --> 00:14:45,024
Let's play it safe.
There's kids.
451
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,792
There's kids.
You got to respect the kids.
452
00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:48,427
Someone took
a sip from my beer.
453
00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:50,496
I don't like that,
birthday boy.
454
00:14:50,564 --> 00:14:52,725
Angel, go play
with the team, okay?
455
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:54,600
Later, dude, we changed
your life. Don't forget that.
456
00:14:54,668 --> 00:14:56,902
Yeah dude, you're going to
remember that forever.
457
00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:59,805
Now, I ain't trying
to fight today
458
00:14:59,873 --> 00:15:01,941
because it's
a beautiful occasion.
459
00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:06,739
But you brought strippers,
albeit some fine ass strippers,
460
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,247
to a kid's pizza place.
461
00:15:08,315 --> 00:15:12,084
Dude, I'm not going
to say this again.
462
00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:13,085
Today is my birthday
463
00:15:13,153 --> 00:15:16,088
and I'm going to do
464
00:15:16,156 --> 00:15:18,224
whatever I wanna do.
465
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,761
[Shout]
466
00:15:24,464 --> 00:15:26,365
What was that?
467
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,534
That's the Ders.
468
00:15:28,602 --> 00:15:30,736
Uh, all right.
Look.
469
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,505
I've got $19 and a one hitter,
470
00:15:32,572 --> 00:15:36,776
all you gotta do
is give me that shark blimp.
471
00:15:36,843 --> 00:15:37,943
That's all yours.
472
00:15:38,011 --> 00:15:39,378
You just need to hand me--
473
00:15:39,446 --> 00:15:42,481
hand me the sharp blimp.
474
00:15:42,549 --> 00:15:45,851
The Ders is unleashed, yeah.
475
00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:46,852
Gather around.
476
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:47,853
There's going to be
477
00:15:47,921 --> 00:15:48,888
a real show over here.
478
00:15:48,955 --> 00:15:51,457
Ders, I got it.
[Laughs]
479
00:15:51,525 --> 00:15:52,758
I got your shark blimp.
480
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,593
What do you say we go home
and give it a whirl.
481
00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:56,262
It's no use, bud.
He's unleashed.
482
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,230
Gotta ride it out
like a hurricane.
483
00:15:58,298 --> 00:15:59,632
No, no, we're not riding
anything.
484
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:00,633
Now, Ders, let's go home.
485
00:16:00,701 --> 00:16:01,834
Let's ride home.
486
00:16:01,902 --> 00:16:03,402
And you need to start
acting your age, man.
487
00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:04,837
What are you, 30?
488
00:16:04,905 --> 00:16:09,093
Ennnghhh, I'm 25,
dickhead, and that's a chop.
489
00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:17,350
Can I have some more tokens?
490
00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:18,978
Yeah, I'll go get you
some tokens.
491
00:16:28,816 --> 00:16:30,615
Hey Ders, how you doing, man?
492
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,085
Come on.
Talk to me.
493
00:16:32,153 --> 00:16:33,086
He's refusing to get off.
494
00:16:33,154 --> 00:16:34,087
This is the saddest thing
495
00:16:34,155 --> 00:16:35,289
I've ever seen, dude.
496
00:16:35,356 --> 00:16:36,495
You're not a child.
497
00:16:36,661 --> 00:16:37,524
Do you have any more tokens?
498
00:16:37,592 --> 00:16:40,093
I wanna play pop-a-shot again.
499
00:16:40,161 --> 00:16:41,595
I got like the fourth highest
score on the thing.
500
00:16:41,663 --> 00:16:42,729
I'm not just going to give up.
501
00:16:42,797 --> 00:16:43,830
I'm not a quitter.
502
00:16:43,898 --> 00:16:45,933
- You need to chill out.
- Okay.
503
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,101
This is the worst birthday
I've ever had.
504
00:16:48,169 --> 00:16:49,136
What?
505
00:16:49,203 --> 00:16:50,270
Remember those strippers
I got you.
506
00:16:50,338 --> 00:16:51,505
That was awesome of me.
507
00:16:51,573 --> 00:16:52,539
Wait.
You didn't get him--
508
00:16:52,607 --> 00:16:54,055
I-I got him--
you took my car.
509
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,142
Yeah, that's true.
510
00:16:55,209 --> 00:16:56,143
He bought them.
511
00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:57,911
But I was--I made the call.
512
00:16:57,979 --> 00:16:59,101
I'm so old, now.
513
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:01,114
You know, I thought
maybe if I said swag,
514
00:17:01,182 --> 00:17:03,550
and jammed hard to mash-ups,
515
00:17:03,618 --> 00:17:05,986
and tore sleeves
of cool golf shirts
516
00:17:06,054 --> 00:17:07,321
that I'd feel young.
517
00:17:07,388 --> 00:17:08,488
But it didn't work.
518
00:17:08,556 --> 00:17:11,024
I mean, I don't even know
what swag means.
519
00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:12,359
No one does, really.
520
00:17:12,427 --> 00:17:14,161
I just wanted to sound cool.
521
00:17:14,228 --> 00:17:15,762
You didn't, really.
522
00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:16,730
You kind of sound like a dork.
523
00:17:16,798 --> 00:17:17,831
Ye.
524
00:17:17,899 --> 00:17:19,700
Hey, uh.
525
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,468
I crossed the line back there.
526
00:17:21,536 --> 00:17:23,770
Thought I'd try to make it
right, starting with some cake.
527
00:17:23,838 --> 00:17:25,238
No, I'm in a cutting phase
right now.
528
00:17:25,306 --> 00:17:26,473
I'd better not.
529
00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:27,841
Unless it's chocolate.
Is that chocolate?
530
00:17:27,909 --> 00:17:28,875
Uh, no, it's vanilla.
531
00:17:28,943 --> 00:17:30,424
Yeah, that will work.
Cool. Thanks.
532
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:33,113
As for your busted up face...
533
00:17:33,181 --> 00:17:36,783
Thank you.
534
00:17:36,851 --> 00:17:38,385
Hey, uh--
535
00:17:38,453 --> 00:17:40,420
I'm sorry I knocked you
on your ass back there, man.
536
00:17:40,488 --> 00:17:42,456
But you said, "chop."
I thought you had a knife.
537
00:17:42,523 --> 00:17:43,924
I used to work
in a Chinese kitchen, man,
538
00:17:43,992 --> 00:17:46,326
I have seen some [Bleep].
539
00:17:46,394 --> 00:17:48,629
Anyway, moving on.
540
00:17:48,696 --> 00:17:50,631
You're crying 'cause you're 25?
541
00:17:50,698 --> 00:17:51,965
But I'm 37.
542
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,467
But you know what I got?
543
00:17:53,534 --> 00:17:55,700
I got meaning in my life.
544
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,804
You'll see.
It's radical, dude.
545
00:17:57,872 --> 00:17:59,306
All right.
And it's real.
546
00:17:59,374 --> 00:18:01,208
He's right, you know.
547
00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:03,110
Turning 25 isn't the end.
548
00:18:03,177 --> 00:18:07,781
It's--it's the beginning
of something older.
549
00:18:07,849 --> 00:18:09,716
Yeah, it's definitely older.
550
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,218
- Yeah.
- It's for sure, older.
551
00:18:11,285 --> 00:18:13,887
And oh, but you can do
a ton of cool stuff
552
00:18:13,955 --> 00:18:15,222
that you couldn't do before.
553
00:18:15,289 --> 00:18:16,223
Yeah.
554
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:17,624
- Like what?
- Yeah, like what?
555
00:18:17,692 --> 00:18:19,826
You can get off your parent's
health insurance.
556
00:18:19,894 --> 00:18:20,994
Well, that will kick you off.
557
00:18:21,062 --> 00:18:23,130
My dad sends me countdown
e-mails.
558
00:18:23,197 --> 00:18:27,100
- It's bogus.
- Yeah.
559
00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:30,671
Guys, I think I know
what I need to do.
560
00:18:30,738 --> 00:18:31,902
But I can't do it alone.
561
00:18:32,068 --> 00:18:35,108
Now, look. Whatever you need,
I'm here for you.
562
00:18:35,176 --> 00:18:36,810
No, I mean, like,
I'm really hammered.
563
00:18:36,878 --> 00:18:38,879
I don't even think I can get out
of this ride right now.
564
00:18:38,946 --> 00:18:41,162
Okay sir, you can have
a seat. Thank you.
565
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,383
All right.
Statute 7-b,
566
00:18:43,451 --> 00:18:45,452
let the proposed property tax
override fund the...
567
00:18:53,795 --> 00:18:55,862
[Whistle blows]
568
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,906
Ladies and gentlemen!
569
00:19:05,973 --> 00:19:07,474
Please put your hands together
570
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:11,445
for the next president
of rancho cucamonga,
571
00:19:11,512 --> 00:19:14,314
Anders Holmvik.
572
00:19:14,382 --> 00:19:16,516
[Laughter]
573
00:19:16,584 --> 00:19:17,918
Hey!
574
00:19:17,985 --> 00:19:19,617
Hello.
575
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:23,256
Greetings,
my fellow rancho cucamongans.
576
00:19:23,324 --> 00:19:25,058
My name is
Anders Torfin Holmvik.
577
00:19:25,126 --> 00:19:27,394
I'm here to announce today
578
00:19:27,462 --> 00:19:30,497
that because I am now
25 years young,
579
00:19:30,565 --> 00:19:32,299
it's not old, it's young,
580
00:19:32,366 --> 00:19:35,802
I'm therefore eligible to run
for city councilman dude...
581
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:36,870
And I'm going to do it.
582
00:19:36,938 --> 00:19:39,106
- Yeah.
- All right.
583
00:19:39,173 --> 00:19:41,575
So proud.
584
00:19:41,642 --> 00:19:42,809
Okay.
585
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,512
Not today like, you know, maybe
down in like 2016.
586
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:46,813
I've got a--
587
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:47,948
some student loans to pay off.
588
00:19:48,015 --> 00:19:49,282
So get that out of the way
589
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,685
and then I'm gonna be
up in your grills
590
00:19:51,753 --> 00:19:52,719
asking for votes, okay?
591
00:19:52,787 --> 00:19:54,254
So, consider this a warning.
592
00:19:54,322 --> 00:19:55,361
And here's a slogan:
593
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:59,259
It's, "you can always
bet on Ders."
594
00:19:59,327 --> 00:20:00,794
That's my name.
595
00:20:00,862 --> 00:20:04,120
[Laughter]
596
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,365
Excuse me.
597
00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:08,201
This is like a forum
we run for city council.
598
00:20:08,269 --> 00:20:09,236
I know, dude.
599
00:20:09,303 --> 00:20:10,771
I'm said, I'm going to run.
600
00:20:10,838 --> 00:20:12,372
We gotta stick.
I'll get him out of office,
601
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,740
asap.
602
00:20:13,808 --> 00:20:15,542
Vote or die.
603
00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:17,133
Vote or die.
604
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,045
Vote or die.
605
00:20:19,113 --> 00:20:21,414
Vote or die.
606
00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:25,585
- Please leave.
- Vote or die.
607
00:20:25,653 --> 00:20:26,600
We need you to go.
608
00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:27,587
Vote or die.
609
00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:28,894
Vote or die.
610
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,624
So, I get to see you naked?
611
00:20:30,691 --> 00:20:32,759
[Laughs]
612
00:20:32,827 --> 00:20:34,400
You're driving
the convertible, right?
613
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,401
Um.
614
00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:39,032
Come on.
615
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,468
- Officer--
- You know what, Ders?
616
00:20:41,536 --> 00:20:43,503
Happy Birthday, bud.
617
00:20:43,571 --> 00:20:44,871
Yeah, I was driving.
618
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:45,906
What's it to you?
619
00:20:45,973 --> 00:20:47,174
I've gotten plenty of duis.
620
00:20:47,241 --> 00:20:48,581
Give me another.
I don't care.
621
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,510
I don't care, copper.
622
00:20:50,578 --> 00:20:51,678
The car's been reported stolen,
623
00:20:51,746 --> 00:20:53,127
and you've been driving
it drunk?
624
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,514
Really?
I didn't know that.
625
00:20:54,582 --> 00:20:55,849
I didn't know it was reported.
626
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,173
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