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Come on!
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Yeah!
That's what happens, man.
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[Grunts]
How old are you?
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Wha? That's weird,
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'cause that's really young
to be a bitch!
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I see you.
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[Grunts, yells repeatedly]
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Boom! No!
[Sobs]
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If this was jail, I would
fuck you in the shower!
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- Block!
- Blake, let's go.
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We're leaving for the office now.
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Have you been playing
PlayStation all night?
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[Grunts]
Warriors don't sleep.
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I'll be just a minute, man.
It's almost over.
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I'm not giving you a minute.
The 'vo's a s'go!
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Argh, the 'vo's a s'go,
though, don't you know.
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I think Blake seriously
has a problem with that thing.
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- Maybe.
- Hold up!
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- Here we go.
- What's up?
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- [Pants]
- You want a ride to work,
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you gotta jump in, warrior.
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Aw, come on, guys,
stop the car.
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I missed Jamie Foxx
on Charlie Rose
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because of you
and that PlayStation, bub.
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I D.V.R.'D it!
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One...
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Two...
[Growls]
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- Oh!
- Whoa!
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Oh.
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Oh, my God,
I don't believe this.
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- Excuse me.
- You got Choco Tacos?
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I'm lookin' for a Chipwich.
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Hey, guys!
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Get me a Bomb Pop.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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That game is, like
taking over your life, man.
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Yeah, when's the last time
you took a shower?
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I'll take a shower
when I make the Top 50.
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Top 50 of what?
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The Top 50 players
on the leader board
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get to take a trip to Vegas
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to be in this big Kumite Tournament.
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Uh, that's like Bloodsport.
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There's a rumor that
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Jean-Claude Van Damme's
gonna be there.
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That sounds awesome.
So what are you ranked?
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- 7,769.
- Oh, so he's right there.
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Yeah. I am.
I just need to train a little,
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and then I might get to meet
Jean-Claude
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and get his "Claudograph."
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- All right.
- That's cool.
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I got Wesley Snipes "Claudograph"
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at a Menards when I was a kid.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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My mom kissed Evander Holyfield
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at a house party before I was born.
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- See me fade away!
- Oh!
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[All shouting]
Oh, that almost went in!
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Hey, Jillian, sweetheart.
Have you been crying?
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I mean, like, more than,
like, your normal amount?
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A little bit, yeah.
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Alice is in an especially
shouty mood today.
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Her divorce papers came through,
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and she's just been
acting like a real trick.
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Divorce papers?
Cool.
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I'm not afraid of her.
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I will head-butt
that cross-eyed bitch.
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Jillian, get back to your desk.
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Totally.
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Holmvik, do you have
that website proposal
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for me, or what?
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Yes. Yeah, yeah,
I got it right here.
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Ahem.
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'Sup, Alice.
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I hate your voice.
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Um, it's not coming on
for some reason.
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Really?
So that's a no.
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Look, I'm gonna need that ASAP,
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or I'm going with a pro.
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Um, let me take it to a place
over the weekend.
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They can take a look at it.
I'll have it for you Monday.
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I mean, I did the whole thing
for free, so...
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[Mocking]
Oh, I did the whole thing for free.
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Just get it done.
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Also, some sales would be nice.
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[Under breath]
Workin' on it.
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Wow, Ders.
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She doesn't need another man
in her life disappointing her.
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What are you gonna do next,
kick her down some stairs,
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pour some gasoline on her,
light a match,
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maybe piss on her
to put the flames out?
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Also, some sales would be nice, guys.
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Hey.
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What do you want?
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I just want to let you know
that you're not alone.
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We're here for you.
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I'm here for you.
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Have you made any sales today?
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Ooh, you are angry.
I like that.
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If I got divorced, I'd probably
be pretty angry, too.
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First I'd have to get married,
but then...
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- Oh.
- If I did divorce...
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You need...
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To get back on the man-horse, right?
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'Cause I think I know
a certain horse-man
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that might want to take you out
for a trot.
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Are you seriously
hitting on me right now?
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[Horse whinny]
Nay.
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No, I'm not.
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That was my horse impression
saying no.
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I just want to know,
what kind of dudes are you into?
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These.
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I want a hot-as-balls male model.
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Are you online dating?
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I need to hire a model
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for the company website, you dummy.
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Is that right?
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'Sup.
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[Phone rings]
... kind of backpack is just...
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- Right.
- Hey, bud.
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Tell us more.
What's going on?
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Apparently, she's looking
for a male model
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for the new website,
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so I just have to become
a professional male model.
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Sounds easy enough.
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She's gonna be lookin' at me
in a different light,
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probably because we're gonna be
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scissoring each other's bungholes.
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Ah.
[Growls]
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But, like,
what's your planly, Stanley?
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This can't just fall
into your huge lap.
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I'm gonna find one of those
model searches, win that,
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get an agent, go big time, probably...
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Oh, here's one.
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Who is ready to go to a mall
237 miles away?
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Mmm, not us.
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Well,
they've got a Wetzel's Pretzels,
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and I'm buyin'.
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You can smell the obesity.
It's amazing.
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Oh, my God.
I love these pretzels.
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They make me wet-zels.
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[With accent]
They make-a me wet-zels.
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[Laughs]
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Ooh, welcome to
whale tail country, gentlemen.
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Uh-oh!
Tail spotting.
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- Uh-oh.
- Starboard side, four o'clock.
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- Very nice.
- And it's real.
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Oh, wait.
Wait up.
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- Ow.
- What up?
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Man, is this garlic
gettin' to you?
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Can I get some of that gum?
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No, I need every stick.
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Defines my jaw line.
I need it for the comp.
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It's a Men's Fitness fact.
August '02.
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Vin Diesel, XXX spread?
It's in my bathroom.
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- I'll let you read it.
- All right.
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That guy knows
how to get svelte, real house.
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- I'm with you.
- Hey, you know what?
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Don't even listen to Ders.
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I have a feeling today is gonna be
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a very tight butthole for you,
my friend.
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- Ooh, thanks, Blazer.
- Mm-hmm.
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At least one of my friends
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cares about my hopes and dreams.
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I'm not, like,
putting you down.
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I'm looking out for you.
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This is a joke job.
Babies do it.
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Yeah, sexy babies
with incredible discipline.
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All right, whatever, man.
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I'm gonna go up to Genius Bar,
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see if they can fix my laptop.
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Okay?
See you guys later.
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All right, man.
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I'm gonna hit that sports store,
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get my fitness on.
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No, Blake.
I need you here.
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Help me with my looks, man.
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I don't know what I'm doing.
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Just keep being yourself.
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Stud muffin.
[Chuckles]
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That's horrible advice.
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Most people don't like me, actually.
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- Hey, how are you?
- Oh, hey.
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How's it going?
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Not good.
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Listen, I can't get my laptop on.
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Got a couple files on here
I really need.
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Help me out, please.
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Great.
Uh, no problem.
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Is your battery charged?
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Is the bat...Yeah,
the battery's charged.
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I'm not...
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That's why they call you
a Genius, okay.
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Okay.
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Yeah, looks like you downloaded
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a pretty serious virus.
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Do you frequent
any low-security websites?
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Oh.
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Okay, well, then yeah.
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Yeah, of course.
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I'm on blacks on blacks
and blacks on blondes,
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buff blacks...
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Okay.
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Um, yeah.
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It looks like you got
a pretty serious bug
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from a website called
whaletails dot...
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No, no, no.
That's impossible.
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I'm a full-seat boy shorts
kind of guy.
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You know.
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I don't.
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Oh, okay.
Uh, here's the bigger problem.
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Okay.
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Underneath your
keyboard here...
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Mechanical thing, okay.
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You've got quite a bit
of dry semen.
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Sorry.
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Huh!
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Oh, ho, ho.
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Mama likes.
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[Groaning]
Gonna...Squeeze it...
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Hey, not bad, not bad.
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How can I help you?
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Uh, well, I don't know.
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I'm just trying to get
into fighting shape,
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trying to get a "Claudograph",
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so maybe pump some iron,
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and if you got any steroids
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that won't shrink my goods.
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Well, you got raw power.
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Solid technique.
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The thing to work on with amateurs
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is usually the mental part
of the game.
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Okay, wow.
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Looks like I'm talking
to an experienced warrior here.
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I used to box in the army.
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Listen, you need to visualize, kid.
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See your hand going
right through the opponent.
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Yeah, sure.
Right through the opponent.
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Uh-huh.
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, kid.
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You got to see it first.
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I see it.
It's like an albino Mike Tyson.
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- Uh-uh, no, no, no.
- I see it.
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Not with this.
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[Whispering]
You gotta see it with this.
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All right.
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Whoa!
What happened?
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You know, I can't see so good.
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And this is more
my high-fashion look.
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Like Project Runway.
Do you guys watch that?
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It's so good this season.
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Nice.
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Yeah, obviously, it's nice.
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It's gorgeous.
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Look at all those bedazzles.
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Blinding.
257
00:08:13,882 --> 00:08:16,871
I'm not sure if I should go
with this...
258
00:08:17,037 --> 00:08:19,165
Or the Marky Mark pants-off
rock-a-jock halftime look.
259
00:08:19,331 --> 00:08:21,588
Remember that classic?
260
00:08:21,656 --> 00:08:23,253
From MTV?
You guys don't remember?
261
00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:24,379
Who's Marky Mark?
262
00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:26,593
Who's Marky Mark?
263
00:08:26,661 --> 00:08:27,632
Get outta town.
264
00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:29,830
It's Mark Wahlberg's brother.
265
00:08:29,898 --> 00:08:31,553
Everybody knows that.
266
00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:32,933
Well, whoever he is,
267
00:08:33,001 --> 00:08:34,514
I wouldn't dress like him.
268
00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,503
What?
269
00:08:36,571 --> 00:08:39,102
You don't need to be rude, all right?
270
00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:40,474
See, Marky Mark's look...
271
00:08:40,542 --> 00:08:42,021
Very tight butthole.
272
00:08:42,187 --> 00:08:43,481
But your look
273
00:08:43,647 --> 00:08:45,567
is the loosest butthole
I've ever seen.
274
00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,277
You come here in pink.
275
00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:48,282
What did you just say?
276
00:08:48,349 --> 00:08:50,113
He's talking about buttholes.
277
00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:52,152
- No, I-I...
- Pervert.
278
00:08:52,220 --> 00:08:53,283
Come with me, Amy.
279
00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:55,577
You're using butthole
out of context.
280
00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:57,662
You're talking about buttholes,
making everyone feel weird.
281
00:08:57,828 --> 00:09:01,416
Just a... just a man
trying to win a contest.
282
00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:03,130
All right.
283
00:09:03,198 --> 00:09:04,127
Can I get by?
284
00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:06,266
Not gonna let me by?
285
00:09:06,334 --> 00:09:07,964
'Scuse me.
God, you just...
286
00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:09,924
Okay, this is how you live your life.
287
00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:11,572
Look.
288
00:09:11,639 --> 00:09:13,340
You guys act like
there's not other people
289
00:09:13,408 --> 00:09:17,140
on this escalator
at the same time as...
290
00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:18,600
[Grunting repeatedly]
291
00:09:19,214 --> 00:09:20,681
Ahhh, that's it!
292
00:09:20,748 --> 00:09:21,728
Right through it.
293
00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,188
Take it from me.
294
00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,651
Even a blind man can land a punch
295
00:09:24,719 --> 00:09:26,816
if he can see it
in his mind's eye first.
296
00:09:26,982 --> 00:09:28,026
So you can't see at all?
297
00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,389
Ah, I can see a little.
298
00:09:29,457 --> 00:09:31,592
Caught a piece of shrapnel
in the war.
299
00:09:31,659 --> 00:09:32,947
Lost most of my vision.
300
00:09:33,113 --> 00:09:35,200
Wha... pizza shrapnel?
301
00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,492
Big piece of shrapnel.
302
00:09:36,658 --> 00:09:38,161
I didn't even know
that could happen.
303
00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:40,467
You know what, son?
304
00:09:40,535 --> 00:09:42,040
I think you're ready for combat.
305
00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:44,292
- Think so?
- Yeah.
306
00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,461
Thank you, Sensei.
307
00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:47,712
Yeah.
308
00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:50,506
Uh... oh, I'm bowing.
309
00:09:50,672 --> 00:09:53,718
Oh, okay.
310
00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:54,915
Uh, listen, lady.
311
00:09:54,983 --> 00:09:56,346
Are you gonna buy anything?
312
00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:58,552
Oh, dude, come on.
You're a grown man.
313
00:09:58,620 --> 00:09:59,849
You can't say things like that.
314
00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:01,288
This is ridiculous, okay?
315
00:10:01,356 --> 00:10:04,020
I'm not saying that she has
a loose butthole.
316
00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,147
I'm saying that she is
loose butthole.
317
00:10:06,313 --> 00:10:07,982
You're being so loose of a butthole.
318
00:10:08,148 --> 00:10:09,463
Is English not your first language?
319
00:10:09,531 --> 00:10:10,693
Hiya, dick.
320
00:10:10,859 --> 00:10:12,779
How often are you jacking off
on my laptop?
321
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,072
Okay, Ders, I'm in the middle
322
00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:15,657
of a business meeting with my agent.
323
00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:16,658
And a lot of times.
Sorry.
324
00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:17,804
Damn it, just give me a shirt
325
00:10:17,872 --> 00:10:19,273
out of your bag.
326
00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:20,662
Come on, you're ruining this.
327
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:21,875
[Sexy dance music]
are you ready for this
328
00:10:21,943 --> 00:10:22,910
are you ready for this
329
00:10:22,977 --> 00:10:24,778
are you ready for this
330
00:10:24,846 --> 00:10:26,626
are you ready for this,
are you ready for this
331
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:27,648
Here you go.
332
00:10:27,715 --> 00:10:28,836
As I was saying,
333
00:10:29,002 --> 00:10:30,588
butthole, when used properly
in a sentence...
334
00:10:30,754 --> 00:10:32,840
Who the fuck are you?
335
00:10:33,006 --> 00:10:34,926
- Me?
- Yes.
336
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,890
I'm no one, okay?
I'I'm not part of this sadness.
337
00:10:36,958 --> 00:10:38,179
Adam, we're leaving.
338
00:10:38,345 --> 00:10:40,598
We haven't even had a chance
to change the world yet.
339
00:10:40,828 --> 00:10:43,063
I'm Kyle Walsh.
340
00:10:43,131 --> 00:10:44,102
I handle talent.
341
00:10:44,332 --> 00:10:45,399
- Hi.
- Hey, ders.
342
00:10:45,466 --> 00:10:48,231
Why don't you go wait
in the car, bud?
343
00:10:48,469 --> 00:10:50,837
Let me preface this by saying
344
00:10:50,905 --> 00:10:52,068
I'm not a homosexual.
345
00:10:52,307 --> 00:10:54,775
Personally, I think they're
ruining this industry.
346
00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:55,697
That being said,
347
00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,444
you are the sexiest piece of ass
348
00:10:57,512 --> 00:10:58,866
I've seen in months, my friend.
349
00:10:59,032 --> 00:11:01,160
Oh, yes.
Do you model?
350
00:11:01,382 --> 00:11:03,650
In fact, I model.
A lot.
351
00:11:03,718 --> 00:11:06,019
And my black friend online
calls me the White Tyrese,
352
00:11:06,087 --> 00:11:07,709
as in Beckford, as in B... as in...
353
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,356
- Gibson.
- As in Gibson.
354
00:11:09,424 --> 00:11:10,545
- Look at that corn-fed body.
- Tyrese Gibson.
355
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,626
Beefy.
In all the right ways.
356
00:11:12,694 --> 00:11:13,506
Thank you?
357
00:11:13,728 --> 00:11:14,966
What, did you grow up
pitching hay?
358
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,592
Eating three squares?
359
00:11:16,831 --> 00:11:17,864
Flipping over big rocks,
360
00:11:17,932 --> 00:11:19,304
looking for little roly-polies, huh?
361
00:11:19,534 --> 00:11:20,734
- I didn't.
- No, he did. That's...
362
00:11:20,802 --> 00:11:21,889
That's totally wrong.
363
00:11:22,055 --> 00:11:24,104
Hey, Ders,
if you ruin this for me,
364
00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:25,205
I'm gonna ruin your face
365
00:11:25,273 --> 00:11:27,674
harder than I ruined your computer.
366
00:11:27,742 --> 00:11:29,188
- Kyle, where do I sign?
- Oh!
367
00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:31,912
I don't know.
The guy said I was a natural.
368
00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:32,859
Whatever that means.
369
00:11:33,081 --> 00:11:34,414
But I guess he's got a few gigs
370
00:11:34,482 --> 00:11:35,570
lined up for me,
371
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,280
and we'll see how it goes.
372
00:11:37,518 --> 00:11:38,485
It just seems
kind of silly, you know?
373
00:11:38,553 --> 00:11:39,407
It's modeling.
374
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:40,992
You have beautiful bone
structure.
375
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,327
Thank you, Jet Set.
It's...
376
00:11:42,557 --> 00:11:43,490
[Footsteps approach]
Oh.
377
00:11:43,558 --> 00:11:44,625
Oh, hey, Alice.
378
00:11:44,692 --> 00:11:47,415
I wanted to talk to you
about the website.
379
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:48,708
See, I had a little snafu
with the hard drive.
380
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,897
- Wow, what's is?
- And, uh...
381
00:11:50,965 --> 00:11:52,199
No, this is nothing.
382
00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:54,797
Um, like I was saying,
my laptop crapped out, and...
383
00:11:54,963 --> 00:11:55,965
These are professional, right?
384
00:11:56,131 --> 00:11:57,633
You actually look pretty decent.
385
00:11:57,799 --> 00:12:00,219
Decently ugly.
Shots fired.
386
00:12:00,385 --> 00:12:02,776
All right, anyway,
just give me a few days.
387
00:12:02,844 --> 00:12:04,478
I'll get the website back pronto.
388
00:12:04,545 --> 00:12:05,979
No, no, no.
You forget about that.
389
00:12:06,047 --> 00:12:07,435
I'm just gonna hire someone who
knows what they're doing.
390
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,937
You...You're a face, Holmvik.
391
00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,119
Not a website designer.
392
00:12:12,186 --> 00:12:13,566
We're gonna use you for our model.
393
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,109
No! But you said you wanted
to use a professional,
394
00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:16,423
and he's not a professional,
395
00:12:16,491 --> 00:12:17,557
but you said you wanted
to use a professional,
396
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:18,613
but he's not a professional.
397
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,093
Adam's kind of making sense
right now.
398
00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:22,229
I mean, I put a lot of hard work
into that website.
399
00:12:22,297 --> 00:12:23,797
There's gonna be a whole
interactive menu.
400
00:12:23,865 --> 00:12:24,827
I'm more than a face.
I don't...
401
00:12:24,993 --> 00:12:26,099
I'm all face.
402
00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:27,801
Look.
403
00:12:27,869 --> 00:12:28,969
Oh, my...
Okay, look.
404
00:12:29,037 --> 00:12:31,538
Anders, I am asking you
to do this, okay?
405
00:12:31,606 --> 00:12:33,336
Tomorrow afternoon.
Will you be there?
406
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,942
I'll do what's best
for the company.
407
00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:36,923
You're making a big mistake.
408
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,966
Imagine me.
409
00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:40,301
Tank top, oiled, wearing...
410
00:12:40,467 --> 00:12:42,553
Do you want me to give you
my honest opinion?
411
00:12:42,719 --> 00:12:44,305
You're gonna make me blush.
412
00:12:44,471 --> 00:12:46,219
If you ceased to exist,
413
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:49,890
it wouldn't matter to me.
414
00:12:49,957 --> 00:12:52,397
I respect your opinion,
but just know this:
415
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,729
My face...
416
00:12:55,797 --> 00:12:57,777
Is an awesome face.
417
00:13:07,270 --> 00:13:09,253
Be free, spirit in the sky.
418
00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:11,207
Another victory.
419
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:14,225
On some real levels right now,
420
00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:16,212
is ders more handsome than I am?
421
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:19,430
Well, that there
is a challenging question
422
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,968
because both of you
are extremely handsome men.
423
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,678
- Psh.
- I'm gonna say that right now.
424
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,269
I guess I would have to...
Oh, you know what?
425
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,605
Hey, I got a match starting.
426
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,607
'Bout to fight
this little French girl,
427
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:31,769
and I think I'm 'bout to kick
her le ass.
428
00:13:31,935 --> 00:13:33,377
Look, I really need
a good friend
429
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:34,445
to talk to right now.
430
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:36,614
I'm in a... a chubbing phase.
431
00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,901
And it's...I mean, I can't
maintain a jawline like this.
432
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:41,085
You know what, Adam?
This girl is ranked 65.
433
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,354
So if I beat her,
I'm gonna be on the doorstep
434
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,323
of the Top 50.
435
00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:45,856
Alice picked ders,
436
00:13:45,924 --> 00:13:48,411
and now ders is gonna get to put
his thing in her mouth?
437
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:51,295
Adam, you know, I don't think
that's how modeling works.
438
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,431
But, uh, Alice said that ders
had the look
439
00:13:53,498 --> 00:13:54,333
she was going for,
440
00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:56,085
so unless his face,
441
00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:59,470
like, melts off with acid
or something,
442
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:00,798
you're out of luck, compadre.
443
00:14:00,964 --> 00:14:02,633
[Grunting]
444
00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:09,213
[Whispering]
Good night, sweet prince.
445
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,985
Agh! What...
What are you doing to me?
446
00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:16,287
What do you think
I'm doing, huh?
447
00:14:16,354 --> 00:14:18,232
I'm destroying
that pretty face of yours
448
00:14:18,398 --> 00:14:20,693
so you don't model and let Alice
suck on your thing.
449
00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:22,820
Adam, I am not trying
to sleep with Alice.
450
00:14:22,986 --> 00:14:24,530
So you wouldn't let her suck
on your thing.
451
00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:26,764
- Of course I would let her...
- There you go.
452
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:27,832
Would you not let her suck
on yours?
453
00:14:27,899 --> 00:14:28,966
No, I want her to suck
on my thing.
454
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,334
That's my thing!
455
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:31,702
You... you're not supposed to let
her suck on your thing.
456
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,270
Would you keep it down?
I am trying to concentrate.
457
00:14:33,338 --> 00:14:36,407
I am two matches away
from cracking the leader board.
458
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:37,627
Oh, that's too bad.
459
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,045
- Stupid idiot!
- Hey!
460
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,005
What the...
What are you doing, Adam?!
461
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,247
Do you even know how many people
go blind
462
00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:44,383
from pizza shrapnel?
463
00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:46,594
Ders, if you show up
at that photo shoot,
464
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,887
I'm gonna...
[Growls]
465
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,639
- I'm gonna...[Grunts]
- Guess what?
466
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,456
You're on lockdown.
Go to your room.
467
00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:53,958
Get this guy,
trying to authorize lockdown
468
00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:55,228
without a house meeting.
469
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,827
Fine, I'm calling
a house meeting... house meeting.
470
00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,189
No, you can't call
a house meeting right now.
471
00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,732
All in favor of authorizing
a lockdown on Adam, say aye.
472
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:00,798
- You can't...
- Aye.
473
00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,068
Nay.
No, I said nay, though.
474
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,300
- Nope.
- Sorry, bro.
475
00:15:03,368 --> 00:15:04,568
- Okay, you know what?
- Solitary confinement.
476
00:15:04,636 --> 00:15:06,364
Fine, I don't care.
Call a house meeting
477
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,282
without house rules,
and then it doesn't even matter.
478
00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:09,907
You know what matters, though?
479
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,776
Probably a lot to you.
480
00:15:11,843 --> 00:15:15,540
You don't get to play
my PlayStation all night long.
481
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,785
Adam, you're being irrational.
Stop it.
482
00:15:20,852 --> 00:15:22,253
You're not this kind of guy.
483
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,256
Hey, I have two matches
till a "Claudograph".
484
00:15:25,323 --> 00:15:27,124
Revenge is a dish
best served cold,
485
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,526
so enjoy your cold revenge dish.
486
00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:29,894
Give me that.
Give me...
487
00:15:29,961 --> 00:15:31,462
- You get out.
- Give me it, Adam.
488
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:32,863
[Strained voice]
Give it to me! Give it!
489
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,131
Hang on, hang on.
Let me get this.
490
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:35,199
Adam!
491
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,567
- Get him out.
- Adam, open this door!
492
00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:37,935
- Get him out, Anders.
- I can't.
493
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,270
[Screaming]
Give me the PlayStation!
494
00:15:39,337 --> 00:15:40,604
- Come on.
- Don't do this to me, Adam!
495
00:15:40,672 --> 00:15:41,839
Come on, big guy.
496
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,240
No, I'm breaking the door down.
497
00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:44,642
- What are you doing?
- I'm breaking the door down.
498
00:15:44,709 --> 00:15:45,743
- No...
- Move!
499
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:47,378
- Jeez, what are you doing?
- Moooove!
500
00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:50,241
You can't break it, Blake.
It's walnut.
501
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,216
Hm.
502
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,552
I see you got my in-fight-ation.
503
00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:56,330
- Yeah, I did.
- You coming to the party?
504
00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:58,122
Hope you're bringing something good,
505
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,558
'cause I'm bringing smashed potatoes.
506
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,503
And fruit punch.
507
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:04,929
Adam, I'm not gonna fight you,
all right?
508
00:16:04,996 --> 00:16:06,424
I'm above all this.
509
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,665
No, we're partying.
510
00:16:07,732 --> 00:16:09,133
And I hope you're ready
to feel the fury
511
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:11,302
that is my iPod dock
512
00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:14,223
and my tiki torch, extra oil.
513
00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:15,706
This is getting ridiculous,
all right?
514
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:18,042
The only reason I'm doing
any of this modeling stuff
515
00:16:18,109 --> 00:16:19,376
is because Alice wants me to do it,
516
00:16:19,444 --> 00:16:20,411
and she's our boss.
517
00:16:20,478 --> 00:16:21,772
That's that, all right?
518
00:16:21,938 --> 00:16:23,190
And besides, if we did fight,
519
00:16:23,356 --> 00:16:24,715
there's no way you'd be able
to handle
520
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:27,153
my garlic bread and my napkins.
521
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,686
I heard about the fight.
522
00:16:28,753 --> 00:16:30,688
I been taking bets all day.
523
00:16:30,755 --> 00:16:32,575
Y'all gonna make me rich.
524
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,191
Way-way, who you got?
525
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:35,960
Tall boy?
I'm gonna take that action.
526
00:16:36,027 --> 00:16:37,161
- Give it to me.
- Wow.
527
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:38,362
Yo, stretch.
528
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,663
Where's that suit
I told you to bring?
529
00:16:39,731 --> 00:16:40,583
The shoot's in ten.
530
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:41,765
Yeah, I know.
It's in my car.
531
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:44,101
I'll go grab it.
532
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,370
Take a walk, Ders.
533
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:47,840
I don't want to have to kick
your ass.
534
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,074
Okay, Adam,
this is so dumb, all right?
535
00:16:50,141 --> 00:16:51,709
I'd like to get
to this photo shoot on time.
536
00:16:51,776 --> 00:16:52,776
Try being a pacifist.
537
00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:54,778
Oh, I'll be a pacifist.
538
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:56,432
I'll pass my fist through your face.
539
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:57,915
That's not possible.
540
00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,018
Oh, isn't it?
541
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,150
- Is that possible?
- What are you doing?
542
00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:01,385
- I'm serious.
- Is this possible?
543
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:02,521
[Horn blaring]
544
00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:04,622
[Dramatic chord]
545
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:06,942
Dropped 30 spots
in the rankings...
546
00:17:07,108 --> 00:17:08,926
Because of you.
547
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:10,761
Yeah, "Claudograph" is gone.
548
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:13,574
Feel like I threw away
my whole early 20s.
549
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:14,909
- For nothing!
- That sucks for you.
550
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:15,868
But it's not about you.
551
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,268
It's about me and this chump!
552
00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:20,337
No, Adam,
you're not fighting ders.
553
00:17:20,405 --> 00:17:24,508
You're fighting me.
554
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:25,836
[Whispering]
Good luck.
555
00:17:26,002 --> 00:17:28,512
[Hip-hop music]
he's insane, ah
556
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,175
Blake? Adam?
Who got Adam?
557
00:17:33,243 --> 00:17:34,677
Nobody got Adam?
Adam over here?
558
00:17:34,744 --> 00:17:36,045
All right.
What about you, Waymond?
559
00:17:36,112 --> 00:17:37,413
- I want Anders.
- Anders is not even fighting.
560
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,081
- I still want him.
- That's it, bets off, bets off.
561
00:17:39,149 --> 00:17:42,687
You want me?
You got me, dude.
562
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,019
[Mocking]
Oh, I'm Blake.
563
00:17:44,087 --> 00:17:46,190
Oh, hi-ya, hi-ya.
564
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,944
Get over yourself, dude.
565
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,656
- Good luck.
- Oh, thanks, man.
566
00:17:54,297 --> 00:17:55,898
Agh!
Agh, my eyes!
567
00:17:55,966 --> 00:17:56,899
Oh!
568
00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:59,902
[Asian-inspired '80s music]
569
00:17:59,970 --> 00:18:02,871
[Roars]
570
00:18:02,939 --> 00:18:10,297
571
00:18:13,174 --> 00:18:14,083
[Echoing]
Take it from me.
572
00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:15,918
Even a blind man can land a punch
573
00:18:15,986 --> 00:18:18,097
if he sees it
in his mind's eye first.
574
00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:24,311
- Wham!
- Oh!
575
00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:25,771
[Crowd groans]
Oh, my gosh.
576
00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:27,815
- Are you okay?
- It's just my face.
577
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:28,816
It's okay.
I'm so sorry.
578
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,199
This is your fault.
579
00:18:30,266 --> 00:18:31,819
- What?
- This is all your fault!
580
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:32,945
- What are you doing?
- Stop!
581
00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:34,336
Agh.
582
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:35,371
Agh...Agh...
583
00:18:35,438 --> 00:18:37,539
Okay.
[Groaning and choking]
584
00:18:37,607 --> 00:18:38,868
- Now you... you're not...
- Agh!
585
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,976
- What?
- Aggggh.
586
00:18:41,044 --> 00:18:42,177
Oh, is it the...
is it the gum?
587
00:18:42,245 --> 00:18:43,456
- [Choked] It's the gum.
- It's the gum?
588
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,513
The gum.
589
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,584
What is this?
What is going on?
590
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,716
Some weird shit happened,
591
00:18:47,784 --> 00:18:49,418
and now Adam is choking on his gum.
592
00:18:49,486 --> 00:18:51,088
I'm pretty sure I'm bleeding.
593
00:18:51,254 --> 00:18:52,655
[Groans]
Everyone stand back.
594
00:18:52,722 --> 00:18:55,224
[Choking]
595
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:58,761
[Screaming]
596
00:18:58,828 --> 00:19:00,639
Oh, I'm still choking!
597
00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:02,998
Oh, it's pretty bad!
598
00:19:03,066 --> 00:19:04,299
[Laughing]
Oh!
599
00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:06,562
Oh, ew, gross.
600
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:09,438
Oh, Alice.
601
00:19:09,506 --> 00:19:11,874
You saved my life.
602
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:16,412
Now I know that you really care
if I exist or not.
603
00:19:16,479 --> 00:19:19,114
Thank you.
604
00:19:19,182 --> 00:19:20,516
Oh, God, whatever.
605
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:21,684
Anders, let's go.
606
00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:24,163
The photographer's expensive.
607
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,499
Everyone else back to work!
608
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,525
No, wait.
609
00:19:29,592 --> 00:19:32,194
Alice, I can't do it.
610
00:19:32,262 --> 00:19:33,595
All right?
611
00:19:33,663 --> 00:19:36,799
I am more than just a pretty face.
612
00:19:36,866 --> 00:19:39,268
I'm a pretty damn good web designer.
613
00:19:39,335 --> 00:19:41,403
So if you give me a shot,
614
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,638
I won't let you down.
615
00:19:42,706 --> 00:19:46,308
What do you say?
616
00:19:46,376 --> 00:19:47,603
No.
617
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,438
Waymond, come with me.
You'll be our model.
618
00:19:49,604 --> 00:19:53,818
We'll go with diversity
or some shit.
619
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,018
Uncle Blazer.
620
00:19:56,086 --> 00:19:57,154
Look who I found.
621
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,887
"Claudograph"!
622
00:19:58,955 --> 00:20:00,322
Oh, no way.
623
00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:01,523
- Yeah.
- Let me see that.
624
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,025
Let me see.
Oh, that is so cool, man.
625
00:20:03,093 --> 00:20:04,026
Thank you.
626
00:20:04,094 --> 00:20:05,120
Yeah, you're welcome.
627
00:20:05,286 --> 00:20:06,895
It's actually my signature.
628
00:20:07,163 --> 00:20:08,997
I was gonna do his,
but that cursive J,
629
00:20:09,065 --> 00:20:10,209
that's a tricky one.
630
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,468
Well, you wrote
Adam Jemamp, though.
631
00:20:12,535 --> 00:20:13,587
- Did I?
- Yeah.
632
00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:15,170
Wow, yeah.
633
00:20:15,238 --> 00:20:16,872
I am really stoned right now.
634
00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:18,207
I don't know how...
I couldn't do that again.
635
00:20:18,274 --> 00:20:19,975
- I couldn't do that again.
- It's all right.
636
00:20:20,043 --> 00:20:22,177
Ders, also,
good news for you, bud.
637
00:20:22,245 --> 00:20:23,378
- Really?
- Fixed your computer.
638
00:20:23,446 --> 00:20:24,880
Got the files back on it.
639
00:20:24,948 --> 00:20:26,515
Got the proposal on it.
640
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:27,883
Left it at the office.
641
00:20:27,951 --> 00:20:30,686
It's just sitting there,
totally refreshed and new.
642
00:20:30,754 --> 00:20:31,887
Shut up.
Are you joking?
643
00:20:31,955 --> 00:20:32,921
- No, I'm not.
- Shut up.
644
00:20:32,989 --> 00:20:34,523
- I'm not joking.
- What?
645
00:20:34,591 --> 00:20:35,758
- So serious.
- Dude.
646
00:20:35,825 --> 00:20:37,126
- No problem.
- Oh, my God.
647
00:20:37,193 --> 00:20:38,393
No problem. You're a really
good friend of mine.
648
00:20:38,461 --> 00:20:39,695
- That's insane.
- No problem.
649
00:20:39,763 --> 00:20:41,363
- Who wants a beer?
- I would love one.
650
00:20:41,431 --> 00:20:43,065
- I'll take another one.
- I'm getting beers.
651
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:44,451
- Thank you.
- Sure, no problem, dude.
652
00:20:44,617 --> 00:20:46,268
Not a problem.
No problem, bud.
653
00:20:46,336 --> 00:20:47,636
- That's awesome, man.
- Yeah.
654
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:48,998
How'd you get
the computer fixed?
655
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:52,107
I didn't.
I just wanted him to be happy.
656
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:53,208
I got some tube socks, though,
657
00:20:53,276 --> 00:20:55,004
and I'm gonna be
very careful next time.
658
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:59,008
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