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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:34,469 Who has never dreamed of knowing heaven on earth, of sailing away to a desert island? 2 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:38,870 Well, here's a story of such a dream come true. 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,900 A story that starts in London, at tea time. 4 00:02:40,935 --> 00:02:44,316 Which is not surprising since it's always tea time in London. 5 00:02:44,491 --> 00:02:48,993 On this particular day at the house of The Honourable Mr. Bramwell. 6 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,278 Your tea, Mr. Bramwell. 7 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,596 The guest from America is waiting outside. 8 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:00,198 The guest from America? 9 00:03:00,209 --> 00:03:02,754 Oh, we can't keep him waiting. Eh, gentlemen? 10 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:07,113 Well, don't stand there gaping, Pringle. Show him in, immediately. 11 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,756 Will you go in now? 12 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:23,914 Mr. Laurel, I presume. 13 00:03:23,949 --> 00:03:27,549 No, I'm Mr. Hardy, Mr. Laurel's financial exchequer. 14 00:03:27,668 --> 00:03:31,389 - But where is Mr. Laurel? - Right here. Mr. Laurel is... 15 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,910 Ah, Mr. Laurel, we've had quite a time finding you. 16 00:03:36,529 --> 00:03:39,249 Now gentlemen, let me introduce the two attorneys 17 00:03:39,259 --> 00:03:42,924 that handled your late Uncle's affairs in France and In Italy 18 00:03:42,959 --> 00:03:46,598 Mr. Hardy... Monsieur Bonfois. Mr. Laurel... Signor Paltroni 19 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,993 Signor Paltroni... Mr. Hardy, Mr. Bonfois... Mr. Laurel. 20 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:56,109 My name is Bramwell. Mr. Hardy! 21 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:02,953 Well, gentlemen... Could we get down to business? 22 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,918 Oh, thank you, Stanley. 23 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:06,979 Now, just how much was this legacy? 24 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:11,956 Oh, you Americans, you never seem to believe in formalities, do you? 25 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:17,269 There's one thing about us. We always believe in business before pleasure. 26 00:04:17,832 --> 00:04:20,151 You see... 27 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:49,170 Pardon me... 28 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:56,540 Thank you very much. 29 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:04,900 Now, could we proceed? 30 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:08,128 As a matter of fact we'd better get right to business. 31 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:10,940 Your Uncle was quite an eccentric. 32 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:14,453 He didn't believe in banks. 33 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:18,134 He insisted in keeping his money in cash. 34 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:21,697 - And here it is. - What is it? 35 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:24,136 It's money... I think. 36 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:28,482 Indeed, it is money, and a very large sum. 37 00:05:28,517 --> 00:05:31,201 - Italian lira. - And French francs. 38 00:05:31,236 --> 00:05:32,454 And English pounds. 39 00:05:32,740 --> 00:05:34,537 Stanley... 40 00:05:35,860 --> 00:05:38,384 Mr. Laurel, before we actually turn this money over to you 41 00:05:38,419 --> 00:05:41,128 there are some administrative charges. 42 00:05:41,163 --> 00:05:45,696 These include, overhead legal charges, deflation and motisation, 43 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:50,929 currency fluctuation, foreign exchange and a few other incidentals. 44 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:52,733 Gentlemen! 45 00:06:02,380 --> 00:06:03,813 Here's your receipt, Mr. Laurel. 46 00:06:08,290 --> 00:06:09,539 Alright, gentlemen. 47 00:06:09,574 --> 00:06:12,556 My dear Mr. Hardy, there is another small item. 48 00:06:12,591 --> 00:06:14,292 - What now? - The taxes. 49 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:17,898 To save you time we've had them all figured out. 50 00:06:17,909 --> 00:06:21,550 Including, naturally, a slight fee for our services. 51 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:27,510 These deductions represent, income taxes, state taxes, inheritance taxes, 52 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:30,531 death taxes and living taxes. 53 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:33,658 And a few other plain taxes. Gentlemen... 54 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:47,770 Wish Uncle had left me the taxes! 55 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,253 Is that all we get? 56 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:55,129 - Oh... But you also get an island! - An island? 57 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:57,138 - And a beautiful yacht. - A yacht? 58 00:06:57,420 --> 00:07:02,892 A yacht. Yes. The yacht is tied to a dock in Marseilles, France. 59 00:07:03,620 --> 00:07:06,373 And the island is here, in the south seas. 60 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:11,505 - Gee, that sounds wonderful, Ollie! - Well, that sounds swell. But... 61 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:13,490 How much are the taxes on that? 62 00:07:13,525 --> 00:07:16,651 Oh, none. The island is absolutely tax free! 63 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,929 - Here's your money. - The papers for the boat. 64 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:21,326 And this is the deed to the island. 65 00:07:21,337 --> 00:07:25,136 Well, now, that cleans out. I mean, that cleans up the estate. 66 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:28,850 - Gentlemen, I bid you good day. - Come, Stanley. 67 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:36,370 Why don't you be careful? 68 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,998 Take a look. Here's your little boat, gentlemen. 69 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,940 And here's your port clearance. 70 00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:01,999 Vamos a necesitar una tripulación. 71 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,410 A crew? What do we need a crew for? I'm running this boat! 72 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,772 Well, let's get on it. 73 00:08:06,807 --> 00:08:08,748 Oh, I beg your pardon. Dock fees. 74 00:08:08,783 --> 00:08:11,930 - How much? - 19.000. 75 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,672 Thank you, sir and bon voyage. 76 00:08:14,707 --> 00:08:16,584 - Merci beaucoup. - Good day. 77 00:08:16,595 --> 00:08:18,836 - Bon tomorrow! - Thank you. 78 00:08:18,871 --> 00:08:21,996 It's a good thing he didn't take the taxes. We'd have had nothing left. 79 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,997 Oh, pardon me. Thanks a lot for reminding me. I forgot about it. 80 00:08:27,694 --> 00:08:29,746 Monsieur... 81 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,433 Oh, thank you... It's much too much, sir. Much too much. 82 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,902 What did you have to open your big mouth for? 83 00:08:38,913 --> 00:08:40,515 I didn't know he was going to take it. 84 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,711 Come on and let's take a look at the boat. 85 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,470 We've got plenty of gas! 86 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:38,119 Let that thing alone! 87 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,068 Put that down! 88 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,108 - Look, there’s a tunnel. - Look. 89 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,600 See? Let's go down. 90 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,288 Why don't you watch where you're walking? 91 00:10:13,299 --> 00:10:15,260 I couldn't help it. 92 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,239 Oh, never mind that... Let's see what we've got here. 93 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:49,250 - I didn't know they were living underneath. - Well, they've moved now! 94 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,439 - What'd he say? - I wouldn't care to repeat it. 95 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:54,966 Come on! 96 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:19,240 - What happened? - Mind your own business! 97 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,555 Oh, look! 98 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,795 What is it? It's an emergency life raft for four people. 99 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,675 - You can't get four people into this thing! - You don't understand... 100 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,989 Inside is a compressed air cylinder. 101 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:40,632 When you release the valve it blows up large enough to carry four people. 102 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:47,752 - Well, what about me? - You don't have to be insulting. 103 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,071 Haven't I always taken care of you? 104 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,076 You're the first one I think of. 105 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,590 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Ollie. 106 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,245 Ollie. 107 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,637 Ollie. 108 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,478 Take that snake skin off and get that cargo aboard! 109 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,792 What about me... 110 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,877 What about me? 111 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:57,599 Don't waste time like that. Throw them to me and I'll put them there. 112 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,148 Look at that! 113 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,438 - What goes on here? - There's a man in the cage! 114 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,593 - I bet it's Antoine again. - But the guy must be mad. 115 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,234 - I'm a monkey, I tell you! - He's a stateless man. 116 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,988 - A what? - Somebody who has no nationality. 117 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:31,471 He's not a bad guy, really. It's just that no country seems to want him. 118 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,832 He'd do anything to get back on land. Let's go, Antoine. 119 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,514 Don't you know it's against the law to land here without a passport? 120 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,798 Punish me, teach me a lesson, put me in prison! 121 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:49,469 But remember, to put me in prison you've got to let me land. 122 00:14:49,504 --> 00:14:52,721 - How long has he been on your ship, captain? - Oh, months. 123 00:14:52,756 --> 00:14:58,810 He tried to get ashore at Tetrokovac, Nagasaki, Caracas, Sydney, 124 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:02,269 Brooklyn, Salonika... Everywhere we stop. 125 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:06,633 - All I ask for is a country. - Well, get a passport! 126 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,877 Oh, that's easy to say... 127 00:15:08,888 --> 00:15:11,712 How can I get a passport if I have no country? 128 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,152 And how can I get in the country if I have no passport? 129 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,689 I didn't make the regulations. 130 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,830 You're not allowed to land in this country and that's the law! 131 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,147 Fine laws! 132 00:15:21,182 --> 00:15:24,037 You land monkeys without a passport but not human beings! 133 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,675 Take him back on board. 134 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,633 Let's go! 135 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:37,119 Canned food, one crate... Canned food, one crate. 136 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,784 - Six sheets plywood... - Six sheets plywood. 137 00:15:43,795 --> 00:15:45,599 - Sugar, one sack... - Sugar, one sack. 138 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,115 Oh... alright. 139 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,276 Won't you ever stop playing hide and seek with us? 140 00:16:12,287 --> 00:16:13,895 Go on. Beat it and quick! 141 00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:15,513 But you two always stop me. 142 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,920 Now, see here. You're probably a good stonemason. 143 00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:19,948 Why don't you go and work in Italy? 144 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,834 - But I'm an immigrant! - That's just it. Immigrant in Italy. 145 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,277 Are you kidding? How can you immigrate to place you've left already? 146 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,039 Well, maybe, but one sure thing... 147 00:16:28,049 --> 00:16:30,798 You're not going to leave Marseilles without paying your passage. 148 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,639 Good morning, boys. 149 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:45,428 - What'd you say? - I haven't opened my mouth! 150 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,474 Good morning, boys! 151 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,239 - Going on a vacation? - We're going to the South Seas. 152 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,100 It's a long trip there and a long way back! 153 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,571 But we're not coming back. 154 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,470 You see, we own an island out there. Don't we, Ollie? 155 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,476 - Say, how do you start an engine? - With a mechanic, of course! 156 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,433 We can't afford one. We haven't got any money. 157 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,435 We did have but they took it all for taxes! 158 00:17:10,607 --> 00:17:11,898 Well, don't worry. 159 00:17:11,933 --> 00:17:14,559 I'm going to send you a mechanic and he won't cost you a cent! 160 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,837 - Well, everything's arranged. - What is? My execution? 161 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,460 There are two characters along side. 162 00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:28,672 They own an island in the South Seas. You're invited. 163 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,236 And you won't need a passport to get ashore. 164 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,198 Thank you. Thank you. 165 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,915 - Good morning, Stanley. - Good morning, Ollie. 166 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,675 - Where are we? - Well, we're here. 167 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,638 We shouldn't be. We'll have to change our course. 168 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,030 Keep her on course. You can eat later. 169 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,669 - But I'm hungry. - So am I! Selfish! 170 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,512 - Your hat. - Oh, thank you. 171 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,988 Forgetting your manners when you get... 172 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:28,670 Stanley, this is wonderful. The sea, the sky, the sun... 173 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,558 And you and I alone on the bounding main. 174 00:19:31,569 --> 00:19:33,909 What do you mean, alone? He's with us. 175 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:38,124 Oh, of course, Antoine. He's our very, very good friend. 176 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,435 Yes, sir. 177 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:44,030 - And we'll share and share alike. - Thank you. 178 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:46,833 Thank you. 179 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,909 Stanley, open the skylight so we can get some of that good sea air. 180 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:08,200 You know what? You need glasses. It's already open. 181 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,831 When you get to the island you'd better see an optimist. 182 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:21,114 Hot rolls and butter. And then Antoine will present his specialty. 183 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,793 That sounds good. 184 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:31,757 I'm going to enjoy that, I know. I love cote du... 185 00:21:13,943 --> 00:21:15,005 Hey, Antoine. 186 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:19,122 I suppose in the garnis you use a small touch of garlic. 187 00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:20,911 Oh, I hardly use a pinch. 188 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,998 A man that would steal food from a friend is the smallest thing in the world. 189 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,267 Oh, I don't know... 190 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:47,151 All I hope, Stanley, is that you enjoyed your roll. 191 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,568 How could I enjoy it, when you stole it? 192 00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:51,917 What do you mean, I stole it? You stole it! 193 00:21:53,193 --> 00:21:57,067 I would like you to know how happy I am to have you both as my friends. 194 00:21:57,102 --> 00:22:00,180 I would like to give you a toast. 195 00:21:59,799 --> 00:22:01,915 - I give you friendship! - Friendship! 196 00:22:01,926 --> 00:22:02,916 Here's how! 197 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,758 Lets have another, eh? 198 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,814 - To Friendship! - To Friendship! 199 00:22:44,825 --> 00:22:47,438 - To Friendship! - Here's to your health! 200 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,078 - Friendship... - That's something really swell, no? 201 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,037 No! Definitely no! 202 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,708 Ah, the chops are done. Sit down, my friends. 203 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:10,829 Antoine is going to serve you his masterpiece. 204 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,023 - What's the matter now? - You know what's the matter. 205 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:59,865 I want my chop! Varnished with garlic! 206 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,286 You've got a lot of nerve... 207 00:24:03,297 --> 00:24:05,872 You want my chop after you've eaten yours! 208 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,511 - I'm sorry. - Well you should be! 209 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,434 Just a minute! 210 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,715 Where's my potato? 211 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:26,516 Now, listen... If you think I've eaten your roll and your potato, weigh me. 212 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,410 Well, if you didn't, who did? 213 00:24:43,909 --> 00:24:45,673 You can't scare us with that. 214 00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:49,022 As admiral of this ship, I'll have Stanley put you in irons! 215 00:24:49,057 --> 00:24:51,598 What's all this about? 216 00:24:51,633 --> 00:24:57,718 - You stole my potato! - Yeah! And my roll... and chop! 217 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,482 Incidentally... 218 00:25:00,517 --> 00:25:01,987 Who's steering the boat? 219 00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:07,563 Oh, I forgot to tell you. I tied the wheel on it's course. 220 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,131 Well, for once you have used your head. 221 00:25:17,142 --> 00:25:21,625 Thank you, Ollie. I'll try to do that more often. 222 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,104 - What was that? - The motor's stopped! 223 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,839 - Fix it. You're the engineer. - To tell you the truth, I'm not a mechanic. 224 00:25:34,849 --> 00:25:38,039 The captain on that boat cooked up that story just to get rid of me. 225 00:25:38,049 --> 00:25:42,959 As usual, I'll have to do everything myself! 226 00:25:42,969 --> 00:25:46,879 - Get up on deck and standby! - Stand by what? 227 00:25:46,889 --> 00:25:50,119 Stand at the deck! 228 00:25:50,129 --> 00:25:54,723 We'll take this little matter up later! 229 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,829 What do you think is wrong with it? 230 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:08,959 It's no use guessing. We'll just have to take it apart and find out. 231 00:26:08,969 --> 00:26:12,959 - In other words, use your head. - What for? 232 00:26:12,969 --> 00:26:17,119 Well, you could use yours for a bowling ball! 233 00:26:17,129 --> 00:26:22,831 - You mean one of those with a hole in? - Exactly! 234 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,104 Now, give me a hand. 235 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:32,518 Now let that be a lesson to you. 236 00:26:41,713 --> 00:26:45,051 Here. 237 00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,974 Put that down! 238 00:27:13,251 --> 00:27:14,936 Ollie? 239 00:27:14,971 --> 00:27:16,587 What? 240 00:27:16,622 --> 00:27:19,519 The gas tank's empty! 241 00:27:19,529 --> 00:27:22,719 Why didn't you tell me that before? 242 00:27:22,729 --> 00:27:26,638 Give me the parts and I'll put them back together. 243 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:42,080 Now we've got nothing left but the sail. 244 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:52,625 Now, when I give the signal you pull. 245 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,490 What are you doing? I could have broken my arm! 246 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,597 Who are you and what are you doing on this boat? 247 00:28:04,608 --> 00:28:05,759 You have no rights here! 248 00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:08,672 I have my rights! I'm coming as a stowaway! 249 00:28:08,707 --> 00:28:10,987 They didn't tell us a stowaway came with the boat. 250 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:12,525 - No. - Listen fellas... 251 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,074 I could have easily been a stowaway on any other boat. 252 00:28:15,085 --> 00:28:17,290 I happened to pick this one. 253 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,839 Then you have to find me and spoil everything. 254 00:28:18,849 --> 00:28:22,252 We had to use the sail because the engines broke! 255 00:28:22,287 --> 00:28:26,759 - Well, why don't you try fixing the motor? - We tried to, but it fell in the sea. 256 00:28:26,769 --> 00:28:27,896 Fell in the sea... 257 00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:32,062 Just my luck to be a stowaway on a boat run by two land lubbers! 258 00:28:32,097 --> 00:28:36,290 Who manage to drop the engine in the ocean! The ocean! 259 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,919 You know, I think we've offended him. 260 00:28:36,929 --> 00:28:38,479 What's happening? What goes on here? 261 00:28:38,489 --> 00:28:41,519 We've got a stowaway aboard. This is Antoine, the chef. 262 00:28:41,529 --> 00:28:44,820 - Giovanni Copini. - Glad to meet you, sir. 263 00:28:45,170 --> 00:28:47,184 - And this is Stanley. - How do you do. 264 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:56,037 How do you do. 265 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,467 Why don't you be careful? 266 00:29:00,502 --> 00:29:03,124 Come on... We can't waste all day just talking! 267 00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:06,290 Get that rope! Get the sail up! Go ahead! 268 00:29:05,434 --> 00:29:07,639 You, the fat one, get on the other side! 269 00:29:07,649 --> 00:29:09,908 Pull! It takes muscle to raise a sail! 270 00:29:09,943 --> 00:29:13,146 The fat one, the other side! All together now! 271 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,924 Pull! 272 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,694 Just in time to eat lunch. 273 00:29:58,729 --> 00:30:02,490 Never mind eating. What happened to my pants? 274 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:06,069 I put them right there to dry. Can you... 275 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,078 Hey, the boat's moving! 276 00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:12,720 You get... 277 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,759 - Kinda nice, eh, Stanley? - Sure is. 278 00:30:25,769 --> 00:30:28,499 Just like playing hooky from school. 279 00:30:28,534 --> 00:30:31,239 We're all playing hooky more or less. 280 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,890 Giovanni, what are you playing hooky from? 281 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:38,760 From a world where I'm always being told what to do and how to do it. 282 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,763 We don't blame you. 283 00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:42,109 And you, what are you playing hooky from? 284 00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:43,172 Taxes! 285 00:30:43,207 --> 00:30:46,201 Yeah... We don't like taxes! 286 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,707 Hey, Antoine... What about you? Where is your home? 287 00:30:50,742 --> 00:30:56,609 My home? I don't know? The whole world ought to be man's country. 288 00:30:56,644 --> 00:31:01,805 But for me... Someone seems to have locked all the doors. 289 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,479 I can just see our island now... 290 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,952 Palm trees... Flowers... 291 00:31:08,987 --> 00:31:13,902 The sun to warm us... And the gentle rain. 292 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,230 A storm! Don't you think we'd better get the boat ready? 293 00:31:26,428 --> 00:31:28,159 Yes, it looks like a bad one. 294 00:31:28,169 --> 00:31:31,679 - I never saw one like this before. - Me either! 295 00:31:31,689 --> 00:31:36,183 - We'd better pull down the sail! - I'll go get the life raft! 296 00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:08,637 Pull down the sail! 297 00:34:50,133 --> 00:34:53,720 Help! Help! 298 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,800 Ah, look at that! 299 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,609 An island! 300 00:36:16,644 --> 00:36:19,839 We're on an island! Stanley, we're on an... 301 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,228 We're on an island! Take a peep! 302 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:34,999 Take a peep! 303 00:36:35,010 --> 00:36:38,408 I'm too popped to peep. 304 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:45,950 Oh, look... Oh, boy! 305 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:49,815 An atoll! That's what it is! An atoll! 306 00:36:49,850 --> 00:36:51,490 Come on! 307 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:56,079 - Easy, easy! - It's alright! It's alright. 308 00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:58,776 Let's go fishing now, eh? Hand me a basket. 309 00:36:58,811 --> 00:37:00,039 Right away! 310 00:37:00,049 --> 00:37:03,839 Quick! A pot, some wood. Build a fire for the bouillabaisse. 311 00:37:03,849 --> 00:37:05,669 Don't forget to put some garlic in it? 312 00:37:05,704 --> 00:37:09,428 Oh, without it, it wouldn't be a real bouillabaisse. 313 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:50,473 - Well, it don't look so bad. - Still in good condition. 314 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:11,123 Antoine, what time are you serving dinner? 315 00:38:11,158 --> 00:38:13,824 If you want to eat, you'd better go build a fire. 316 00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:16,677 And you, my boy... Go clean the fish. 317 00:38:17,633 --> 00:38:20,744 You get the paper and I'll get the wood. 318 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,719 - Ollie? - Yeah? 319 00:38:26,729 --> 00:38:29,988 Hold this a minute, will ya? 320 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,548 You know, boys? There seems to be a lot of room for building houses here. 321 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:46,967 Yeah... It sure is naked around here. 322 00:38:48,261 --> 00:38:49,519 Admiral, what do we do on a deserted island? 323 00:38:49,529 --> 00:38:54,559 Here's a man that was shipwrecked and he did alright. Listen. 324 00:38:54,569 --> 00:38:57,459 Robinson Crusoe was born in the city of York. 325 00:38:57,494 --> 00:39:00,890 His father wanted him to become a lawyer. 326 00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:04,409 But young Crusoe longed to go to sea. 327 00:39:12,946 --> 00:39:17,430 Our modern Robinson Crusoe's have gotten used to their new life. 328 00:39:17,465 --> 00:39:23,189 By using the latest scientific farming methods they have tamed the wild land. 329 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:33,526 And Mother Nature has supplied them with plenty of fresh water. 330 00:39:35,230 --> 00:39:38,982 Oscar. Oscar! 331 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:04,519 For the animals as well as for the men this island has become a real paradise. 332 00:40:04,529 --> 00:40:10,806 Yes, but a Garden of Eden without Eve and Adam is bored. 333 00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:15,239 But... But what's this? Where are these skipping stones leading us to? 334 00:40:15,249 --> 00:40:17,799 To Papeete, the capital of Tahiti. 335 00:40:17,809 --> 00:40:22,439 And who do we find? Eve! I beg your pardon... Chérie Lamour. 336 00:40:22,449 --> 00:40:24,470 Today is her big day. 337 00:40:24,820 --> 00:40:29,568 First of all she is taking an audition at the Cockatoo, the smartest night club in town. 338 00:40:29,603 --> 00:40:33,980 And also she is expected at the courthouse for an important occasion. 339 00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:37,744 She's going to marry Lieutenant Jack Frazer. 340 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:42,678 Miss Lamour, this way, please. 341 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,290 Oh, sweetheart, I'm so pleased. 342 00:40:47,550 --> 00:40:49,039 It hardly looks like it. You're three quarters of an hour late! 343 00:40:49,049 --> 00:40:52,019 You're not going to grumble about three little quarters of an hour? 344 00:40:52,054 --> 00:40:53,919 Marriage is a most important thing. 345 00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:56,680 And I should like before proceeding any further... 346 00:40:56,690 --> 00:40:58,647 - I got my contract. - What contract? 347 00:40:58,682 --> 00:41:01,075 When we're married we're going to share everything in common. 348 00:41:01,110 --> 00:41:02,738 That's not what I'm talking about. 349 00:41:02,773 --> 00:41:05,439 My contract with the Cockatoo! My debut's tomorrow night. 350 00:41:05,449 --> 00:41:07,599 So you'll be able to come and see me before you sail. 351 00:41:07,609 --> 00:41:09,466 Miss Lamour... If you please... 352 00:41:09,477 --> 00:41:12,439 Oh, but I'm listening to you, Your Honour. 353 00:41:12,449 --> 00:41:16,679 Miss Lamour, Lieutenant... Marriage is a most important thing. 354 00:41:16,689 --> 00:41:20,290 - Just a minute. - It's most unusual but if... 355 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:23,490 Am I to understand that you intend to continue your career after we are married? 356 00:41:23,509 --> 00:41:27,133 But of course, my sweetheart. You never suggested I should give it up. 357 00:41:27,168 --> 00:41:29,968 I never broached the subject because I took it for granted 358 00:41:30,003 --> 00:41:32,809 that you would devote yourself entirely to me. 359 00:41:32,844 --> 00:41:35,814 Nothing would please me more if you were here all the time. 360 00:41:35,849 --> 00:41:39,036 But when you spend ten months out of the year sailing the seas. 361 00:41:39,071 --> 00:41:42,215 What do you expect me to do? Swim behind your little barge? 362 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:45,890 - Calm yourself, Miss Lamour. - I'm very calm, Your Honour! 363 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:47,639 But I'm not going to submit to this kind of blackmail! 364 00:41:47,649 --> 00:41:50,039 In that case I'm not going to hang around here. 365 00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:53,119 You think about it, but think fast. 366 00:41:53,129 --> 00:41:54,446 Please, sir... 367 00:41:54,481 --> 00:41:57,591 Let him go away, Your Honour. I won't run after him! Do you hear me? 368 00:41:57,626 --> 00:41:59,137 Miss Lamour... 369 00:41:59,172 --> 00:42:01,111 He'll never see me again. 370 00:42:01,146 --> 00:42:06,113 I don't know what I'll do yet but I’ll see to it he never finds me. 371 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,839 Come here. I want to talk to you. 372 00:42:31,849 --> 00:42:34,124 Where were, you fellas, a while ago? 373 00:42:34,159 --> 00:42:36,679 I was down at the beach getting these fish for dinner. See? 374 00:42:36,689 --> 00:42:39,039 I was working in the garden. 375 00:42:39,049 --> 00:42:41,439 Did you see or hear anything? 376 00:42:41,449 --> 00:42:43,519 - Just the waves. - Why? 377 00:42:43,529 --> 00:42:45,249 I'll tell you why. 378 00:42:45,284 --> 00:42:50,202 Because I was down by the lagoon and I thought I heard the engines of a big boat. 379 00:42:50,237 --> 00:42:53,839 Then it whistled. By the time I climbed up to see... 380 00:42:53,849 --> 00:42:59,200 - There was nothing there. - That's because it had gone. 381 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,707 - What had gone? - The boat. 382 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:10,454 You mean to tell me that you saw a boat and didn't let us know? 383 00:43:10,489 --> 00:43:14,985 I saw and I waved to it but it didn't wave back, so I... 384 00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:18,798 Get us something to drink before I forget myself. 385 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,874 Pardon me. 386 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:41,290 - What’s the matter with you? - I think I saw something. 387 00:43:41,550 --> 00:43:46,511 - What are you talking about? - There's a girl in the kitchen. 388 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,222 You are absolutely right. 389 00:43:50,257 --> 00:43:51,799 There she is! 390 00:43:51,809 --> 00:43:54,730 Hello. 391 00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:06,913 - Hello, fellas. - How did you get here? 392 00:44:06,948 --> 00:44:08,489 Well... 393 00:44:08,524 --> 00:44:13,159 - You might say I was dropped by a witch. - Like one that rides on a broom? 394 00:44:13,169 --> 00:44:16,879 I'm sorry for this intrusion, but you'll have to take me as a guest, I'm afraid. 395 00:44:16,889 --> 00:44:18,815 It will be a pleasure. 396 00:44:18,850 --> 00:44:22,079 I knew I should have built a guest house a long time ago. 397 00:44:22,089 --> 00:44:24,444 Oh... There's no place for me to stay? 398 00:44:24,479 --> 00:44:27,186 Don't you worry your pretty little head about that. 399 00:44:27,221 --> 00:44:29,893 Giovanni and Antoine will move in with Stanley and me. 400 00:44:29,904 --> 00:44:32,103 And you can stay right here. 401 00:44:32,138 --> 00:44:33,195 You're very kind. 402 00:44:33,230 --> 00:44:36,165 Come, my little princess, and I shall show you to your boudoir. 403 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,570 You know, I think I'm going to like this place. 404 00:44:39,605 --> 00:44:42,941 It's swell. You don't have to shave or anything. 405 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:52,466 I left my cases down at the beach with all my things. 406 00:44:52,501 --> 00:44:55,639 Gentlemen, get the lady's luggage and bring it to her chateau. 407 00:44:55,649 --> 00:44:57,879 Thank you. 408 00:44:57,889 --> 00:44:59,449 What's that funny thing up there? 409 00:44:59,459 --> 00:45:02,734 That, my dear, is the wreckage of the good ship Momus. 410 00:45:02,769 --> 00:45:06,019 I shall never forget the day that I found this island. 411 00:45:06,054 --> 00:45:08,999 It was a terrible night, dark as pitch. 412 00:45:09,010 --> 00:45:12,159 It was so pitch, you couldn't see your hand behind your back. 413 00:45:12,169 --> 00:45:14,439 Exactly, Stanley! 414 00:45:14,449 --> 00:45:18,490 Then, all of a sudden I spotted that harbour. 415 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,565 I put her bow into the teeth of the gale, 416 00:45:21,576 --> 00:45:26,279 lashed myself to the wheel and beached her on that pinnacle. 417 00:45:26,289 --> 00:45:28,839 And it's been there ever since. 418 00:45:28,849 --> 00:45:31,825 Well boys, you must have had trouble getting it up so high. 419 00:45:31,836 --> 00:45:32,919 He read it in a book. 420 00:45:32,929 --> 00:45:36,679 Come, my dear. Book... 421 00:45:36,689 --> 00:45:41,008 One, two, three... All there. Thank you. 422 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:31,507 Stanley, have you forgotten that we have company? 423 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:40,064 Gentlemen, make yourselves comfortable. 424 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,424 Gentlemen! 425 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,559 Stanley... 426 00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:22,719 - This is my side. - Well, there's no room on my side. 427 00:47:22,729 --> 00:47:26,079 Well, the fair thing to do is to take turns. 428 00:47:26,089 --> 00:47:32,079 While one sits up, the other sleeps and when he wakes up, we change. 429 00:47:32,089 --> 00:47:37,239 Now, that's what I call a sport. Thank you, Ollie. 430 00:47:37,249 --> 00:47:44,079 That's a good idea. I sleep and when you wake up, I sleep again. 431 00:47:44,089 --> 00:47:46,942 Haven't you forgotten something? 432 00:47:48,715 --> 00:47:52,700 Haven't you forgotten something? 433 00:47:52,690 --> 00:47:54,114 Oh... Good night, Ollie. 434 00:47:54,149 --> 00:47:55,498 I'm sorry, Ollie. 435 00:47:55,533 --> 00:47:57,079 Get up and put that candle out. 436 00:47:57,089 --> 00:48:01,647 - But you said I could... - Go ahead, selfish. 437 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:16,430 Ollie. 438 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,044 Ollie. 439 00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:22,273 Ollie. 440 00:48:22,662 --> 00:48:26,753 - Are you awake yet? - No! 441 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,888 Pardon me. 442 00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:21,805 - What is that thing? - Look out! 443 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:38,555 Open the window and we'll drive him out. 444 00:51:06,060 --> 00:51:10,939 This morning I'm going to prepare a magnificent seagull egg omelette with fine herbs. 445 00:51:10,949 --> 00:51:12,299 Omelette... Bah! 446 00:51:12,309 --> 00:51:16,219 Today I'm going to draw the plans for a splendid villa with a big roman bath. 447 00:51:16,229 --> 00:51:17,619 What are you going to do, Ollie? 448 00:51:17,629 --> 00:51:22,459 I'm going to give you, fellas, a piece of my mind. Chérie's a nice girl, isn't she? 449 00:51:22,469 --> 00:51:23,841 - Exquisite! - Charming! 450 00:51:23,852 --> 00:51:25,037 Pretty too! 451 00:51:25,072 --> 00:51:26,259 And we're all friends, aren't we? 452 00:51:26,269 --> 00:51:27,859 - Of course. - Naturally. 453 00:51:27,869 --> 00:51:31,619 Well, I make a motion that we never let a woman come between us. Agreed? 454 00:51:31,629 --> 00:51:33,299 - Of course. - I agree. 455 00:51:33,309 --> 00:51:38,690 Now, let's get dressed. 456 00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:42,819 - Say, Ollie, where's the sandpaper? - Sandpaper? 457 00:51:42,829 --> 00:51:45,626 - In that locker. - Thank you. 458 00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:03,259 Pardon me. 459 00:52:03,269 --> 00:52:05,900 Thank you. 460 00:52:05,420 --> 00:52:07,939 Pardon me. 461 00:52:07,949 --> 00:52:10,441 Thank you. 462 00:52:14,140 --> 00:52:16,575 Pardon me. 463 00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:21,859 Thanks a lot. 464 00:52:21,869 --> 00:52:23,621 Pardon me. 465 00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:29,154 Thank you. 466 00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:33,423 Pardon me. 467 00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:11,989 Hey! 468 00:53:14,540 --> 00:53:16,853 Look! 469 00:53:26,660 --> 00:53:28,546 Hello. 470 00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:32,499 What's the matter? 471 00:53:32,509 --> 00:53:35,804 The cat got your tongues? 472 00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:40,587 How nice you look this morning. 473 00:53:40,860 --> 00:53:44,172 Come on, come on... I want you to sit down. 474 00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:50,260 I'll have the food on the table in two seconds. 475 00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:07,690 - Look! She's done clean plates! - Even a table cloth! 476 00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:12,196 - And clean napkins! - She even swept the floor. 477 00:54:26,620 --> 00:54:29,259 Does this belong to anybody? 478 00:54:29,269 --> 00:54:31,670 - Never saw that guy before. - Nobody I know. 479 00:54:31,681 --> 00:54:34,120 No. 480 00:54:36,980 --> 00:54:39,179 It's mine. 481 00:54:39,189 --> 00:54:41,659 It's a friend. 482 00:54:41,669 --> 00:54:45,517 It's just someone I knew once. 483 00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:59,659 I have a little surprise which I hope you're going to like. 484 00:54:59,669 --> 00:55:02,435 - What? Another one? - What is it? 485 00:55:02,446 --> 00:55:05,936 A bouillabaisse! 486 00:55:05,947 --> 00:55:09,859 Tell me... Was your boyfriend fond of bouillabaisse? 487 00:55:09,869 --> 00:55:12,981 Oh, he loved it. 488 00:56:01,180 --> 00:56:07,024 Is this the warehouse you've been building? As warehouses go, it's a funny warehouse. 489 00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:13,875 This is no warehouse! 490 00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:35,619 It's for you. 491 00:56:35,629 --> 00:56:38,979 - For me? - Yes, for you. It sure is easy to fool you. 492 00:56:38,989 --> 00:56:41,819 Did you really think we were building a refrigerator? 493 00:56:41,829 --> 00:56:47,923 We were afraid you'd find out, so we put on all the decorations last night. 494 00:57:09,580 --> 00:57:12,057 Come on in. 495 00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:45,145 It's just lovely. 496 00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:52,819 You've all been such wonderful friends. This is the first real home I've ever had. 497 00:57:52,829 --> 00:57:56,662 I'm so happy I could... 498 00:57:57,100 --> 00:58:03,008 You're not content just to be a singer. You've also got to be the comedian. 499 00:58:07,820 --> 00:58:13,066 What are you playing now? Snow white and the seven dwarves? 500 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:19,182 That's the fella in the picture that she carries around with her. 501 00:58:19,220 --> 00:58:22,979 Alright! You've tracked me down! Now what? 502 00:58:22,989 --> 00:58:25,099 You're wrong, baby. I never tried tracking you down. 503 00:58:25,109 --> 00:58:29,099 Our old friend, Dolan, reported seeing an uncharted island. 504 00:58:29,109 --> 00:58:32,939 My business here is to chart it. My men are out there working at it now. 505 00:58:32,949 --> 00:58:38,421 I suppose I should have my head examined but I'm going to give you one more chance. 506 00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:43,973 Go and pack you're things and be down at the beach in 15 minutes. 507 00:58:44,140 --> 00:58:48,259 - What for? - I suppose you want to be rescued, don't you? 508 00:58:48,269 --> 00:58:50,798 Not by you! 509 00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:54,539 Lieutenant! Come right away! We've found something! 510 00:58:54,549 --> 00:58:57,253 OK. I'll be right with you. 511 00:58:58,300 --> 00:59:02,278 This is your last chance. Are you coming? 512 00:59:02,620 --> 00:59:04,805 No! 513 00:59:11,980 --> 00:59:17,566 We'd better keep an eye on that guy. He looks like a man who would steal our island. 514 00:59:31,260 --> 00:59:34,859 It's uranium! The place is loaded with it. 515 00:59:34,869 --> 00:59:36,946 Uranium? 516 00:59:40,220 --> 00:59:43,508 Which one of you, fellas, happened to land first on this island? 517 00:59:43,543 --> 00:59:44,979 Let me handle this, fellas. 518 00:59:44,989 --> 00:59:46,029 Why do you ask that? 519 00:59:46,039 --> 00:59:49,019 Because it will determine which nation owns the island. 520 00:59:49,029 --> 00:59:50,881 We all own it. 521 00:59:50,916 --> 00:59:52,979 Of course, of course... You own the island. 522 00:59:52,989 --> 00:59:58,019 You're the real proprietors but some country has got to claim sovereignty. 523 00:59:58,029 --> 01:00:01,434 International law specifies that an island belongs to the country 524 01:00:01,445 --> 01:00:03,659 whose citizen was first to set foot on it. 525 01:00:03,669 --> 01:00:07,179 - So some country can take our island? - That's right. 526 01:00:07,189 --> 01:00:09,259 And if that country has immigration laws? 527 01:00:09,269 --> 01:00:12,739 - You'll have to abide by those laws. - Even income tax laws? 528 01:00:12,749 --> 01:00:16,835 Income tax laws, inheritance taxes and sales taxes. 529 01:00:16,870 --> 01:00:19,859 You know what they are trying to do? They're trying to take our geraniums. 530 01:00:19,869 --> 01:00:25,570 - That's it, exactly! - Pardon us for just one moment! 531 01:00:34,620 --> 01:00:38,859 Let's tell him that we all landed on the island at the same time. 532 01:00:38,869 --> 01:00:42,659 We can't tell a lie. Antoine was the first to land. 533 01:00:42,669 --> 01:00:46,139 - It was a terrible night and... - Alright, alright. 534 01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:56,299 Here's how it is. I was the first man to set foot on this island. 535 01:00:56,309 --> 01:00:58,499 - OK. What's your name? - Antoine. 536 01:00:58,509 --> 01:01:02,690 - Antoine what? - Antoine Master of Cooking. 537 01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:04,979 - Nationality? - I haven't any! 538 01:01:04,989 --> 01:01:10,859 You see, he is what as known as a stateless man. Or in other words a misplaced person. 539 01:01:10,869 --> 01:01:14,299 You see, he's lost and he can't find himself. 540 01:01:14,309 --> 01:01:15,953 Listen, you've got to have a nationality. 541 01:01:15,988 --> 01:01:19,299 I explained that in every port where I wanted to land. 542 01:01:19,309 --> 01:01:21,499 But no country wanted to have me. 543 01:01:21,509 --> 01:01:24,899 Every country now will want to have you! 544 01:01:24,909 --> 01:01:28,165 I'll go and radio the authorities and dump it in somebody's lap. 545 01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,659 So long, gentlemen. 546 01:01:29,669 --> 01:01:32,926 - Bye, bye... - So long, Lieutenant. 547 01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:45,004 Every hour, on the hour this station is giving you up to the minute reports... 548 01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:47,851 - about difficults... - of the great states... 549 01:01:47,862 --> 01:01:49,491 in the metter of... 550 01:01:49,526 --> 01:01:50,819 the recent discovery in the Pacific... 551 01:01:50,829 --> 01:01:56,059 of an island that will be known hence forth as Atoll H. 552 01:01:56,069 --> 01:02:00,019 I beg your pardon. As Atoll K. 553 01:02:00,029 --> 01:02:02,499 After a fortnight of conferences... 554 01:02:02,509 --> 01:02:04,821 The great powers in a joint statement issued today, 555 01:02:04,832 --> 01:02:07,499 announced the appointment of an international commission... 556 01:02:07,509 --> 01:02:10,585 to decide which nation will be awarded sovereignty rights... 557 01:02:10,620 --> 01:02:14,692 over the island that emerged from the ocean only a short time a go 558 01:02:14,727 --> 01:02:16,944 and will be known as Atoll K. 559 01:02:16,979 --> 01:02:19,783 This statement was welcomed with relief in the world capitals. 560 01:02:19,818 --> 01:02:22,126 Now it has become only a question of time 561 01:02:22,137 --> 01:02:25,139 before some government raises it's flag over Atoll K. 562 01:02:25,149 --> 01:02:27,619 Some government's flag, they say. 563 01:02:28,509 --> 01:02:29,905 Do you hear that? 564 01:02:29,940 --> 01:02:32,903 Well... Why don't we make a government of our own? 565 01:02:32,938 --> 01:02:37,200 Chérie's right! 566 01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:42,533 I'll write a constitution like has never been written before. 567 01:02:43,986 --> 01:02:45,660 Sharpen this! 568 01:02:56,420 --> 01:03:01,179 This will have to be a short constitution. 569 01:03:01,189 --> 01:03:03,099 Now... 570 01:03:03,109 --> 01:03:05,019 We... 571 01:03:05,029 --> 01:03:09,619 the people of... 572 01:03:09,629 --> 01:03:11,942 Of? 573 01:03:13,140 --> 01:03:15,569 Crusoeland... 574 01:03:18,100 --> 01:03:23,139 In order to save our island, 575 01:03:23,174 --> 01:03:28,179 do hereby form a government. 576 01:03:28,603 --> 01:03:30,247 Now, what kind of government do we want? 577 01:03:30,258 --> 01:03:32,219 Very little government would be good, I think. 578 01:03:32,229 --> 01:03:34,979 - Without too many laws. - And no passports. 579 01:03:34,989 --> 01:03:37,059 No passports. 580 01:03:37,069 --> 01:03:40,770 - And no prisons. - No prisons. 581 01:03:43,900 --> 01:03:47,179 What? 582 01:03:47,189 --> 01:03:51,219 - No taxes. - No taxes. 583 01:03:51,229 --> 01:03:53,579 This is getting to be a perfect government. 584 01:03:53,589 --> 01:03:58,099 And I will add... No laws and no money. 585 01:03:58,109 --> 01:04:00,219 And that's all we have room for. 586 01:04:00,229 --> 01:04:04,859 Now, the next thing is to hold an election. I vote for myself as President. 587 01:04:04,869 --> 01:04:08,739 - And Stanley seconds the motion. - But I'm the discoverer of our island! 588 01:04:08,749 --> 01:04:11,459 I vote for me! You vote for me too, don't you? 589 01:04:11,469 --> 01:04:14,859 No, no. Giovanni, votes only for Giovanni! 590 01:04:14,869 --> 01:04:17,905 Electioneering is over! 591 01:04:21,420 --> 01:04:22,939 Chérie. 592 01:04:22,949 --> 01:04:25,299 Count the votes. 593 01:04:25,309 --> 01:04:30,259 One vote for Giovanni. One vote for Antoine. 594 01:04:30,269 --> 01:04:34,859 One, two, three... Three votes for Oliver Crusoe. 595 01:04:34,869 --> 01:04:39,160 The President is elected by a comfortable majority. 596 01:04:42,540 --> 01:04:46,899 As President of Crusoeland, I will now choose my cabinet. 597 01:04:46,909 --> 01:04:52,819 - Chérie, you are my Vice President. - Thank you, Mr. President. 598 01:04:52,829 --> 01:04:55,979 Antoine, you are my foreign minister. 599 01:04:55,989 --> 01:04:58,690 I am very proud. 600 01:04:58,709 --> 01:05:01,859 Giovanni, you are the minister of construction. 601 01:05:01,894 --> 01:05:04,739 You couldn't have made a better choice. 602 01:05:04,749 --> 01:05:07,230 Well, that's that! 603 01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:14,819 - What about me? - Stanley, you are the people! 604 01:05:14,829 --> 01:05:17,139 I don't want to be the people. 605 01:05:17,149 --> 01:05:19,502 What do you mean, you don't want to be the people? 606 01:05:19,537 --> 01:05:21,859 There are more of you than there are of us! 607 01:05:21,869 --> 01:05:24,699 - You mean, there's a lot of me? - Certainly! 608 01:05:24,709 --> 01:05:28,259 Oh, well! Why didn't you tell me? I didn't know. 609 01:05:28,269 --> 01:05:31,939 Mr. President, but now we will have to have a flag. 610 01:05:31,949 --> 01:05:35,783 Giovanni's right. We can't have a government without a flag. 611 01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:41,139 - Can't we use this as a flag? - That will be perfect! 612 01:05:41,149 --> 01:05:47,448 - Yes, but we will need an emblem. - Wait a second. I have an idea. 613 01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:33,056 It's impossible to keep this house clean. 614 01:06:33,900 --> 01:06:36,691 Look at that. Terrible. 615 01:06:41,420 --> 01:06:44,106 See? The dust did that. 616 01:07:11,580 --> 01:07:13,779 - Stan, Ollie! - What happened? 617 01:07:13,789 --> 01:07:15,550 Looks like we're being invaded. 618 01:07:15,585 --> 01:07:18,882 What happened? Take a look at the beach. 619 01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:35,447 Under the principle of self determination, the constitution proposed by the government, 620 01:07:35,482 --> 01:07:38,579 has been ratified by unanimous vote. 621 01:07:38,589 --> 01:07:44,902 We have no alternative but to recognise this new sovereign state, the Crusoeland. 622 01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:35,684 Pardon me. 623 01:08:41,780 --> 01:08:45,779 - Waiter, waiter! - Antoine, more bouillabaisse. 624 01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:49,465 - Poor Antoine. - Poor Antoine's right. 625 01:08:53,260 --> 01:08:56,299 - What are you having? - You! 626 01:08:56,309 --> 01:08:58,819 Let me go. You can't do that. 627 01:08:58,829 --> 01:09:00,499 They said it's a free country here. 628 01:09:00,509 --> 01:09:05,006 As President of this island I demand that you desist. 629 01:09:13,740 --> 01:09:16,558 Do that again! 630 01:09:19,140 --> 01:09:21,552 You keep out of this, nitwit! 631 01:09:21,587 --> 01:09:23,619 I'll have you thrown off of this island for that! 632 01:09:23,629 --> 01:09:25,667 Yes. We'll have you imported! 633 01:09:25,678 --> 01:09:29,621 If I were you, my fine friends, I wouldn't be too sure. 634 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:33,073 See you later. 635 01:09:33,260 --> 01:09:34,579 Gentlemen. 636 01:09:34,589 --> 01:09:38,690 I'll have him thrown off this island if it's the last thing I do. 637 01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:40,219 - That's not possible. - Why not? 638 01:09:40,229 --> 01:09:43,690 - Because we have no such laws. - Yes. That would be pretty difficult. 639 01:09:43,700 --> 01:09:45,638 We'd be forced to change the constitution. 640 01:09:45,673 --> 01:09:49,436 If you want my advice Mr. President, call a meeting of the cabinet. 641 01:09:49,471 --> 01:09:51,099 That's a good idea. Come on. 642 01:09:51,109 --> 01:09:54,489 We'll attend to that right now! 643 01:09:55,100 --> 01:09:58,943 Enjoy yourself, folks. We'll be right back. 644 01:10:20,460 --> 01:10:22,259 It sure is quiet out there. 645 01:10:22,269 --> 01:10:26,265 That's because I showed a firm hand with our proclamation. 646 01:10:39,740 --> 01:10:44,640 Now I'll make a tour round the island and test the public's reaction. 647 01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:48,134 You don't have to. They're coming to visit you. 648 01:10:48,169 --> 01:10:50,582 They're coming to apologise. 649 01:10:51,060 --> 01:10:54,410 I knew that would bring them to their senses. 650 01:10:59,020 --> 01:11:02,701 - Who wrote that? - He did! 651 01:11:05,620 --> 01:11:08,659 - I now put you under arrest! - But he's the President. 652 01:11:08,669 --> 01:11:11,209 He certainly is. 653 01:11:13,260 --> 01:11:19,139 - Why don't you hang him? - You have just given me an excellent idea. 654 01:11:19,149 --> 01:11:24,499 You will confess everything and then you will be hanged like gentlemen, at sunrise. 655 01:11:24,509 --> 01:11:26,686 Thank you very much. 656 01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:34,139 - What'd he say? - Why don't you keep your big mouth shut? 657 01:11:34,149 --> 01:11:37,539 - Are you going to hang her too? - Of course not. 658 01:11:37,549 --> 01:11:42,499 - What can I say, but thank you. - I can't believe my ears. 659 01:11:42,509 --> 01:11:46,419 Well, if you can't believe those ears, you can't believe anything. 660 01:11:46,429 --> 01:11:48,494 Put some guards around the house. 661 01:11:48,505 --> 01:11:52,147 I'll immediately go and start a crew building a gallows. 662 01:11:52,182 --> 01:11:57,019 Oh, by the way... Now that I'm going to be President, I'll need that outfit. 663 01:11:57,029 --> 01:12:01,663 - Will you accompany me, my dear? - But of course. 664 01:12:08,740 --> 01:12:12,636 - I still can't believe my... - Oh, shut up! 665 01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:28,768 See if the guards are still out there. 666 01:12:41,620 --> 01:12:44,204 He missed me! 667 01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:55,659 Attention! Attention! 668 01:12:55,669 --> 01:13:00,859 Commander in chief, geographic station Tahiti. calling Lieutenant Frazer. 669 01:13:00,869 --> 01:13:05,499 Report your position. 8:30 AM, wavelength 15 metres... Over. 670 01:13:05,509 --> 01:13:08,659 Lucky I was hired to come here as a radio operator. 671 01:13:08,669 --> 01:13:10,688 Without Alecto I'd be sunk. 672 01:13:10,699 --> 01:13:14,806 That reminds me. He was just looking for you, Alecto. 673 01:13:14,820 --> 01:13:18,822 - Where is he? - Oh, over there. 674 01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:28,259 Hello. Lieutenant Frazer. Lieutenant Frazer! 675 01:13:28,269 --> 01:13:31,071 Lieutenant... For you. 676 01:13:33,580 --> 01:13:34,864 Sounds like a dame. 677 01:13:34,875 --> 01:13:37,499 Lieutenant Frazer. Lieutenant Frazer! 678 01:13:37,509 --> 01:13:41,690 Hello, snow white. Don't tell me the dwarves are annoying you. 679 01:13:41,700 --> 01:13:43,712 Hello, Jack. Listen to me. You've got to come straight away. 680 01:13:43,747 --> 01:13:46,775 They've started a revolution... They're building a gallows... 681 01:13:46,810 --> 01:13:49,803 They're going to hang everyone. I need you! Do you hear me? 682 01:13:50,100 --> 01:13:53,206 Change your course, 20 points to starboard. 683 01:14:08,140 --> 01:14:11,549 One, two, three, four... Let's go! 684 01:15:35,820 --> 01:15:39,090 - Get away! Quick! - Is this another one of your tricks? 685 01:15:39,100 --> 01:15:41,690 - What do you mean, tricks? - Sure, she's full of them. 686 01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:44,659 - We go outside and the guards shoot us. - You're wrong! 687 01:15:44,669 --> 01:15:49,600 I just got rid of the guards outside. I put a stone in my purse. 688 01:15:50,460 --> 01:15:54,579 I went with Alecto only because one of us had to remain free to save the others. 689 01:15:54,589 --> 01:15:57,664 - What are we waiting for? - Come on! 690 01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:01,539 - No. I'm staying here. - But we can't leave you here! 691 01:16:01,549 --> 01:16:03,659 I've got to stay here and send them in the other direction. 692 01:16:03,669 --> 01:16:08,032 - Thank you very much, miss. - Now hurry up! Hurry up! 693 01:16:32,940 --> 01:16:34,934 - How did it happen? - I haven't got time to explain! 694 01:16:34,945 --> 01:16:37,699 You've got to run and try and catch those brutes. 695 01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:40,459 Did you notice which way they went? 696 01:16:40,469 --> 01:16:44,463 - That way! - Follow me! 697 01:17:05,180 --> 01:17:08,170 There they are! 698 01:17:08,205 --> 01:17:10,282 Follow me! 699 01:17:25,180 --> 01:17:28,104 Hurry up! They went this way! 700 01:17:37,940 --> 01:17:41,420 Hey, look at that! 701 01:17:56,740 --> 01:17:59,894 I think we're safe here. 702 01:17:59,929 --> 01:18:03,142 Don't you? 703 01:18:12,940 --> 01:18:16,722 He must have fainted. 704 01:18:28,700 --> 01:18:31,102 What happened? 705 01:18:39,140 --> 01:18:41,859 Chérie! 706 01:18:41,869 --> 01:18:44,983 It's Chérie! 707 01:18:48,940 --> 01:18:51,610 Stan, answer me. Forgive me. 708 01:18:51,645 --> 01:18:54,989 I didn't know it was you. Please, look at me. 709 01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:59,063 - How did you catch them? - But I... 710 01:19:00,580 --> 01:19:05,189 The girl is absolutely wonderful. She has a stone in her bag! 711 01:19:05,900 --> 01:19:07,708 Quick! Get them out of here! 712 01:19:07,719 --> 01:19:11,259 We're going to give the signal for the show to begin. 713 01:19:11,269 --> 01:19:15,619 As a token of thanks for your help, without which I would never have succeeded, 714 01:19:15,629 --> 01:19:22,600 I am giving you the honour of pulling the lever that will drop these traitors into eternity. 715 01:19:33,180 --> 01:19:37,139 Alecto! Alecto! This girl is in cahoots with the traitors! 716 01:19:37,149 --> 01:19:40,214 - Look where he's standing. - What are you talking about? 717 01:19:40,225 --> 01:19:44,056 She overpowered us and let them escape! 718 01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:55,405 I don't get it. I've just been checking. 719 01:20:55,416 --> 01:20:58,574 We're exactly on the position where the island stood. 720 01:21:06,900 --> 01:21:09,539 - Oh, no! - What do you mean, no? 721 01:21:09,549 --> 01:21:12,099 - I don't want to be rescued by him! - Why not? 722 01:21:12,109 --> 01:21:14,059 He was too long getting here! 723 01:21:14,069 --> 01:21:17,011 This world of ours is definitely no fair place 724 01:21:17,022 --> 01:21:19,459 but people go on living just the same. 725 01:21:19,469 --> 01:21:22,019 Chérie Lamour is finally marrying her Lieutenant 726 01:21:22,029 --> 01:21:26,419 And they look forward to many years of happily married life. 727 01:21:26,429 --> 01:21:29,763 Do you take for your wedded wife Miss Chérie Lamour? 728 01:21:29,798 --> 01:21:31,499 OK, OK! 729 01:21:31,509 --> 01:21:35,090 - I now pronounce you man and wife. - You jilted me. 730 01:21:35,100 --> 01:21:35,819 I jilted you, you say? 731 01:21:35,829 --> 01:21:38,753 Giovanni has gone back to his native Italy. 732 01:21:38,764 --> 01:21:43,619 Instead of building marble palaces, he'll go on forever building fences. 733 01:21:43,629 --> 01:21:46,859 Antoine has been brought back to the boat from which he ran away. 734 01:21:46,869 --> 01:21:52,459 Still anxious to give up this life of wandering, he tries once more his usual means of escape. 735 01:21:52,469 --> 01:21:58,063 But this time he's gotten into the wrong sort of cage. 736 01:22:04,580 --> 01:22:06,179 As for our two heroes, 737 01:22:06,189 --> 01:22:10,179 after all their mishaps, they've finally gotten their inheritance. 738 01:22:10,189 --> 01:22:15,939 Their own south sea island and there far away from all the cares of the world, 739 01:22:15,949 --> 01:22:20,090 they settle down to a well earned rest. 740 01:22:20,100 --> 01:22:24,499 That was sure was nice of Frazer and Chérie to land us here on our own real island. 741 01:22:24,509 --> 01:22:27,739 Give us all this food and everything... 742 01:22:27,749 --> 01:22:31,139 - Just like a fresh start in life. - It certainly is. 743 01:22:31,149 --> 01:22:35,115 And they're going to send us new supplies every six months. 744 01:22:35,126 --> 01:22:37,699 At last, all of our troubles are over. 745 01:22:37,709 --> 01:22:42,939 Yes, sir. Nothing to do from now on but eat and sleep. 746 01:22:42,949 --> 01:22:47,600 And nobody to tell us what to do. 747 01:22:48,740 --> 01:22:51,859 - What are you doing here? - What are we doing here? 748 01:22:51,869 --> 01:22:54,019 This is our island! 749 01:22:54,029 --> 01:22:55,139 There must be some mistake. 750 01:22:55,149 --> 01:22:59,868 This island has been taken over by the government for insufficient payment of inheritance taxes. 751 01:22:59,903 --> 01:23:02,708 Moreover, you've also been fined for the delay. 752 01:23:02,743 --> 01:23:05,514 It's my duty to seize your supplies and food. 753 01:23:05,549 --> 01:23:07,708 Take it away! 754 01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:18,619 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! 755 01:23:18,629 --> 01:23:22,898 Well, I couldn't help it. You're always blaming me for everything... 61924

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