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"Passport to Dance."
Alexi's gonna host it.
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It's our very own "Everlasting" date.
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We have a deal.
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I suck you. You bring me coke.
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This is disgusting.
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[SNORTS]
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Candi Coco is a single mom stripper.
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She's not who she says she is.
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Take your hands off me.
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You're nothing but cheap
American white trash.
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You and Maya, there's like a
bunch of rumors out there.
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Maya was too drunk to consent.
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You need to get in
front of this right now.
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Candi, the way Rodrigo spoke
to you was inexcusable.
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I just can't stand idly by
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and allow Candi or any
woman to be victimized
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while everyone else just
looks the other way.
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I'm pregnant.
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It always should have been this way.
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Some women are not meant to be mothers,
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and you're one of them.
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This is about my family,
and that's not you.
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That's why you didn't
want Alexi to come back.
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Thank God you saved Jack.
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To hell with being a producer.
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You're the suitress.
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Is puzzle boy part of your bang-a-thon?
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Are you absolutely sure he's the father?
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Because you're a lot more
pregnant than you think.
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EYELASH GIRL: The key
is to apply the lashes
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on your actual lashes
and not on your eyelid.
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So, first thing's first,
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I'm going to take the lashes
out of the packaging...
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Damn it.
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... along the lash band. See? It's easy.
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I'm going to apply the glue
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just directly to the lash band...
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Now that your lashes are on,
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go out there and have a great day.
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? ?
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Oh, Rachel! Rachel! You have to help me.
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I have to find a way to
make things up to Candi.
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Listen, you're with Noelle.
It's fine. Trust me. It's okay.
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- MAN: Hey, Rodrigo, how you doin'?
- I promise you. I promise.
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Well, look at you.
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Picking up where we left off?
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- What? You have a problem with that?
- No.
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I want you.
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- But listen.
- Yeah.
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I don't want you to get in trouble.
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No. We're not. We're not.
It's fine. I promise you.
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- You sure?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have to do this,
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okay? We're doing it.
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- Okay.
- Hey, look, I figured out
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a way to make today's challenge
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all about your hammocks.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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That's amazing. Thank you.
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I mean, that's what
girlfriends do, right?
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Rachel...
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You know what I mean.
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- Okay, I'll see you later.
- Okay.
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So, August again?
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Now we know where all
those hammocks came from.
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Ordered straight from the
Woke White Dude Superstore.
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I wouldn't mind having
a piece of that stock.
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And all it took was a couple
of chatty sleepovers.
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Yeah, well, you know, we
ran out of things to say.
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I'm pretty sure getting
guys to sleep with you
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- has never been a problem.
- Thanks.
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Question is, do you have a second act?
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Can you get them to stick?
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This is next level, Goldberg.
Train wreck time.
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Dude, I'm already mentally
spending your bonus.
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You know what I'm thinking?
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I'm thinking leather.
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It's gonna go great with the diamond.
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Not happening.
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[GASPS] Oh, my God.
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Seriously?
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Wow, four hours after you screwed,
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from a guy with no cellphone.
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Hey, nerds. Flowers are mine.
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Oh, "Break a leg on 'Passport to Dance.'
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Love, Fiona and the rest of us at VCN."
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What can I say, little people?
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Early buzz is just crazy!
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That's right, tonight's
premiere is huge!
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"Passport to Dance" is critics'
number-one must-watch new show,
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thanks to Jay's
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sexy-as-shit ad campaign.
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Check this out.
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Hmm. You hear that?
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That's the sound of
America's panties dropping!
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Okay, Alexi's star meter
is through the roof,
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which means gonzo ratings.
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So, I would like the entire
episode of "Everlasting"
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to be a cross-promotion with
the "Passport" premiere.
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Challenge, date, everything.
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No.
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Mnh-mnh.
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We already have the hammock
toss prepped and ready to go.
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So, change it.
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We're going to have 10
million "Passport" viewers
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sitting on their asses
eating chicken nuggets
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with six dipping sauces.
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So, it would be a shame
to let that go to waste.
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Works for me.
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Right? And besides, it has
to be a dance challenge,
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alright, because this is time
for the big Candi reveal.
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Everybody knows that she's
not who she says she is.
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The question is, who is she?
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Another episode all about Candi?
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I mean, seriously, Quinn,
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why do you think all the women hate her?
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So, let them hate her more.
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Oh, great. More hate.
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Hey, we have to ahead of
the media on this one.
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The reveal has to be ours
and it has to be noisy.
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Not a problem.
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I got some ideas.
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Look at you! Mr. Gold Star!
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Can we all just try to be a
little bit more like Tommy?
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No.
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Alright, make your noise, Game Boy.
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What are you doing?
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I thought we were on the same team.
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Something happened between you guys
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and I'm not getting in the middle of it.
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- Nothing happened.
- Quinn's a force of nature.
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And she signs my paychecks.
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QUINN: Rachel!
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And she also signs yours.
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Look, I understand we have
a difference of opinion
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regarding my personal choices.
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We do.
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But we also have a show to produce.
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So, I'm going to put my feeling aside
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and help you with Candi.
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Just keep our personal and
professional lives separate...
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you can do your thing,
I can do my thing.
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No judgement.
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Does that mean I can't say anything
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about those lashes?
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Yep.
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And I can't say anything
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about your picture-perfect family, 'kay?
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So, do you have sisters
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or were you just born with
a raised consciousness?
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Which idea do you like more?
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[WOMEN GIGGLE]
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SOFIA: I wish Alexi
had made that speech.
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Come on, it's just common sense, ladies.
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Rachel, this is sickening.
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I can't take it anymore.
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I've got to tell the truth
about who Roger really is.
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Just take a breath for one second.
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You just need to build yourself up.
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We want all of America behind you
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when we take that monster down.
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You know, the best way to do that,
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I'm telling you, is August.
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- August?
- Yes.
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He was gone most of the night
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and he was probably with somebody else.
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Oh, my God, what are you talking about?
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No way. He's a good guy.
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I think he gets that
you're feeling, like,
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a little bit fragile and
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he just wanted to give you some space.
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- Really?
- Yes! Yes!
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Oh, my God, he's not one
of those asshole guys
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who just, like, wants
to jump in bed with you
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and completely forgets your name later.
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You know who I'm talking about.
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[CHUCKLES] Yes, I do.
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He's all yours.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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CHET: Well, I have outdone even myself.
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Prenatal vitamins that
match your blood type.
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What, vampire? Mm.
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Hey, in there,
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whoever you are, whatever you are.
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We love you. We already love you.
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Okay, okay. That's enough.
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Stop, stop, stop, Chet, alright?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Uh, we aren't having this baby.
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Why? What happened? Are you bleeding?
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No, okay. It's just, uh,
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I need you to look at this picture.
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That is not a five week old fetus.
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Okay.
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The doctor said that I
probably got pregnant
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before you and I got back together.
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Back when I was with August.
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The hammock guy.
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You were with him.
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Yes.
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So, I will make the appointment.
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You don't have to come with me.
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It's not my first time at the rodeo.
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No, no, no, no. You don't
need to make an appointment.
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Who needs my ancient,
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autism-causing sperm?
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August is like what the
Greeks had in mind
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when they created the Greek gods.
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[CHUCKLES]
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A-Are you seriously okay with this?
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I'm more than okay.
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August is like the perfect sperm donor.
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I'll be the dad.
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Well, I hope August feels
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the same way after he finds out.
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He won't.
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What are you talking about?
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This is our child, Quinn.
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And August never needs to know.
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- This is a nice place.
- Wow, look at this place.
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- Oh, my God. It looks so real.
- It's so nice.
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- Hey. [CHUCKLES]
- I just love
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that you hand-picked
non-threatening PTSD girl
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to be your boyfriend's fake girlfriend.
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Maya picked him. I had
nothing to do with it.
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You know, I hate to admit it,
this actually looks pretty good.
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Thanks.
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- Hey. Hey, Jay. Hi, guys.
- Hi.
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- I have some ideas about the script.
- Yeah, later, later.
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Turn on the charm and teach
these women how to dance.
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So, take off your shirt
and get out there.
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Right.
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Enjoy.
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Five, six, seven...
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And one, two, step, step...
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- Hey, uh, listen, Candi Coco.
- Uh-huh?
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I know this whole superfan
thing has been hard.
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No, it hasn't been that hard.
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But tonight you get to
reveal the real you.
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Candi Coco, superstar.
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Got it?
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Come on. This is my jam.
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I mean, do J-Lo's producers bust
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her balls right before a show?
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I doubt it.
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J-Lo doesn't need balls.
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She's J-Lo.
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[SCOFFS]
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Going in, Tommy.
263
00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,130
Fire and brimstone. Like we planned.
264
00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:02,420
Hey. Hey. What is going on?
265
00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:03,520
You said noisy.
266
00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:05,220
Noelle's gotta think this is her night
267
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,970
before we get Candi to steal the show.
268
00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:09,900
[CHUCKLES] Ohh. This is gonna be fun.
269
00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:12,270
- Hey.
- Hey, Rachel.
270
00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,390
Well, hey, are you okay?
271
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,030
Oh, my God, I thought
you'd be on cloud nine
272
00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:17,400
after spending the night with Rodrigo.
273
00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:20,500
Mm, well, he spent the entire
time talking about Candi
274
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,840
and how humiliated he is.
275
00:10:21,990 --> 00:10:23,480
You broke Rodrigo.
276
00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:26,160
Listen to me. I did not break Rodrigo.
277
00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:27,500
Candi did.
278
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,950
Yeah, she is the one that started this.
279
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:32,179
You need to get back out there
280
00:10:32,180 --> 00:10:33,629
and show her who's boss.
281
00:10:33,630 --> 00:10:35,359
Didn't you do that, um,
282
00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,560
that dance camp, right?
283
00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:37,570
Paul Taylor Dance Camp?
284
00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:38,840
What was it, the summer
of your junior year?
285
00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:40,500
Yeah. I was a soloist.
286
00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:42,380
Exactly. This is your night.
287
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,520
You got it. You're going to crush it.
288
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:49,820
? ?
289
00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:52,980
Ugh, finally a Graham I can look at.
290
00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:57,690
Tonight, on this very
stage of VCN's new show,
291
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"Passport to Dance",
292
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we're gonna explore
the culture and beauty
293
00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:04,440
of the South Pacific.
294
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,950
So we have brought our
"Everlasting" all-stars
295
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,360
to the dance floor to
have a little competition.
296
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,800
Behind this scrim, seen
only in silhouette,
297
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,700
each of our ladies will be
performing a beautiful dance.
298
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:16,779
The men, of course,
299
00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:19,140
will be voting not knowing who's who.
300
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:22,090
Because you see this is not a
popularity contest, my friends.
301
00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:24,160
This is about talent.
302
00:11:24,180 --> 00:11:25,399
What friends?
303
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,580
Does he even have any friends? Doubt it.
304
00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:29,180
The loser, of course,
will be going home.
305
00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:30,680
But the winner of tonight's challenge
306
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,239
will be the guest judge
307
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,919
on "Passport to Dance".
308
00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:37,100
Guest judge? Nice touch, Matrix.
309
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,780
Cross-promotion, like you said.
310
00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,700
Very smart. You're listening.
311
00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:43,640
Um, you mind?
312
00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:45,360
I just know what's coming.
313
00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:46,860
- Oh, really?
- Yep.
314
00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:48,779
Looks like someone's balls have dropped.
315
00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:49,800
Be my guest.
316
00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:50,820
Cue Noelle.
317
00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:56,280
? ?
318
00:11:56,360 --> 00:12:00,980
? ?
319
00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:06,920
? ?
320
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,430
Oh, that smile's not gonna last long.
321
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:14,460
? ?
322
00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:18,720
? ?
323
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,479
Okay, you know what?
Enough with this everybody
324
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:21,630
thinks they can dance crap.
325
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,150
I've seen it on five other networks.
326
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,770
Where is my Candi?
327
00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:26,500
Get ready, everybody. Here we go.
328
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,880
Just wait until you see
what's up that palm tree.
329
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,060
Ah, one more left, boys.
330
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,660
? ?
331
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,040
- Yeah!
- Ooh-hoo-hoo.
332
00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:38,520
[CHEERS]
333
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,330
- Whoo!
- Move your body, baby!
334
00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:43,220
[CHEERS]
335
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,520
I taught her that.
336
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,340
[CHEERS CONTINUE]
337
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,540
Is that Candi?
338
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,630
Hey, you know how much
core strength that takes?
339
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,050
Did he seriously just
say "core strength"?
340
00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:56,600
[CHEERS CONTINUE]
341
00:12:56,770 --> 00:13:00,160
- I love it!
- Bang that pole! Whoo!
342
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,359
Uh, no, no, no.
343
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,900
This is objectification of women, boys.
344
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,270
She's someone's daughter.
345
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,620
- Come on.
- Alright, take it down a notch, ballsack.
346
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:11,600
[CHEERS AND WHISTLES]
347
00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:15,450
Yes! Yes! My stripper queen!
348
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:16,700
Cue the pin.
349
00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:20,780
? ?
350
00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:24,210
[CHEERS AND WHISTLES]
351
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,880
- Are you seeing this?!
- Come on, Candi!
352
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,630
- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
353
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,420
- And the winner is, Coco!
- Me, for thinking of this!
354
00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:33,040
Good for you.
355
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,180
Oh, please. I gave you
all the ingredients.
356
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,779
Just because you baked the cake
357
00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,100
doesn't mean you win a medal.
358
00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:41,280
... Candi Coco will be the guest judge
359
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:43,200
- on "Passport to Dance" tonight!
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
360
00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:45,270
Rachel, what the heck? That
was supposed to be me!
361
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,700
I know, I am so pissed.
362
00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:48,780
Quinn has kept me totally
in the dark about this.
363
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,800
I had no idea.
364
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,080
This is exactly the kind of
crap that this show creates.
365
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,820
You know something? She's right.
366
00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:55,450
She's right, this was
supposed to be your night,
367
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,439
and you should go out there,
and you should get it back.
368
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,740
- Alright, alright.
- Go. Get out there.
369
00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:01,250
No, I'm telling you, this is your night.
370
00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:03,060
Alright, cameras up. They're going in.
371
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:05,020
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
372
00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:07,040
What the hell, Candi?
373
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:08,839
Oh, I'm so sorry, chiquitas.
374
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,680
It looks like I won that round.
375
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,340
Clearly, she's proud of herself.
376
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,479
Yes, why wouldn't I be?
377
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,050
I am the number one pole
dancer in Miami-Dade County,
378
00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:18,510
and I just put myself in
the national conversation.
379
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,680
Hello, America. My name is Candi Coco.
380
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,180
I am a stripper from Miami.
381
00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:24,440
Hi, Coco!
382
00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:25,760
This whole thing is rigged.
383
00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:28,230
Yeah, what are you even
doing on this show, anyway?
384
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,020
Actually, I think you're awesome,
385
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,740
and I wanna know where you studied.
386
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,520
Are you kidding? Shut up, Skye.
387
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:37,000
- Thanks, girl.
- Skye, we are all in this for love,
388
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,829
not fame.
389
00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:40,120
NOELLE: Ladies, ladies, it's fine.
390
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,660
It's just less competition for us.
391
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,039
There's no way any guy on the show
392
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,420
will want to date you now that they know
393
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:46,000
you take your clothes off for money.
394
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,580
Okay, yeah, yeah, I get it.
395
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:52,300
You think that only bad
guys date strippers, right?
396
00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:55,090
But let me tell you something
about reality, Noelle...
397
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:57,579
Time out. We're about to get
wisdom from a stripper.
398
00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:59,220
Yes, you are. So listen up.
399
00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:00,850
I'm gonna tell you something, okay?
400
00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:04,080
Nice guys, they love strippers.
401
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,140
Those cute guys that you wanna marry...
402
00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:09,440
- Wow, where'd this come from?
- Who cares? It's great.
403
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,820
... gold necklace just out
of nowhere, just 'cause.
404
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,880
Well, guess what?
405
00:15:12,890 --> 00:15:15,660
Those guys, they want to get laid, too.
406
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,360
And when they come face to face
407
00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:21,280
with a beautiful, empowered woman
408
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,700
who owns her sexuality
409
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,099
and knows what it's worth,
410
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:28,870
instead of some castrating bitch,
411
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,920
who just wants to lock
him up in a cage all day
412
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:34,200
and put him on a cholesterol-free diet
413
00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:36,130
and harvest his sperm and his money,
414
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:38,340
you wanna know how that bro feels?
415
00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:40,879
He feels free. And powerful.
416
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,099
Like a real man.
417
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:46,939
Okay, but even if you got
a guy from this show,
418
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:49,140
America would never vote for you.
419
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,999
You really need to get out more,
420
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,200
because guess what?
421
00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:54,690
Shaking your booty for money
422
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:58,219
is about as all-American
423
00:15:58,220 --> 00:15:59,829
as it gets.
424
00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:02,160
Yes! I salute you, Coco!
425
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,900
I'm out.
426
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:05,940
Oh, she is incredible.
427
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,960
This is better than I
could have ever imagined.
428
00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:10,540
It's like a rallying cry
for women everywhere.
429
00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:12,220
And you're welcome.
430
00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:16,510
Dude, you should be ecstatic.
431
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,590
This is so much more than
just a stripper reveal.
432
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,699
Your girl is changing the
national conversation.
433
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,099
Oh, I'm ecstatic.
434
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,260
Also, I want you to get rid of August.
435
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,240
What?
436
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,980
I want him cut.
437
00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:30,020
My show, my rules.
438
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,300
I want him gone tonight.
439
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,440
Okay?
440
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:40,700
? ?
441
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,899
WOMAN: Okay, everybody.
442
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:48,200
Let's go on the "Passport
to Dance" changeover.
443
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,620
Hey, your boy Alexi came to me,
444
00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:51,250
saying he has notes on his script?
445
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,660
Wants me to change the cue cards?
446
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,880
He came to you?
447
00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:56,039
We are not changing the script.
448
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,179
It's stet.
449
00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:59,700
Hey, that was cool. Anyway,
I'll catch you later, man.
450
00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:02,590
Hey, um, can I talk to
you for one second?
451
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,640
Yeah, hey. [SIGHS]
452
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:06,160
What's going on?
453
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,560
Look, um...
454
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:09,079
I don't know what's happening,
455
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,300
but Quinn wants you cut.
456
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,580
What?
457
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,770
- Yeah.
- R-Rachel, why?
458
00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:16,660
I'm sure that this has
nothing to do with you
459
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:17,940
and everything to do with me.
460
00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:19,690
I mean, I mean, I'm sure
that she can probably tell
461
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,419
that things getting serious between us
462
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,260
- and she can't stand...
- Hang on, so,
463
00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:24,919
I might get cut because from the show
464
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,700
because of something
between you and Quinn?
465
00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:28,120
Don't worry. I'm not
going to let it happen.
466
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,740
No, Rachel. Maybe I should
just talk to her, okay?
467
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,470
Look, I've got investors
banking on this.
468
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,790
Being here is... it's
really important to me.
469
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,050
I know. It's like
really important to us.
470
00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:39,640
Okay, I got it.
471
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,160
I promise.
472
00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:43,599
Um, just give me one second.
473
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,659
Let me figure this out.
474
00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:46,390
Um...
475
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,510
Maya. Hi. Sweetie.
476
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,060
I just need to get a shot of you
477
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,850
and August in the hammock
together... Sorry, sweetie.
478
00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:53,560
Uh, August, if I could
get the two of you
479
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:54,930
in this hammock right now.
480
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:55,960
Rachel, what are you doing?
481
00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:57,029
We got to get everyone dressed.
482
00:17:57,030 --> 00:17:58,770
Can you please just give
me, like, five minutes?
483
00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:01,540
And go get Sandro, please?
Yeah, that'd be great.
484
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,520
You went to Tommy?
485
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:07,260
He doesn't even work on
"Passport to Dance."
486
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,399
And you're not a writer, Alexi.
487
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,920
You read what's on the cards.
488
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,040
End of discussion.
489
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,250
Wait a second. So I have no voice?
490
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,760
I didn't hire you for your voice.
491
00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,680
[DOOR SLAMS]
492
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:22,050
? ?
493
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,300
[SNIFFLES]
494
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:26,640
? ?
495
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,470
[SNORTS]
496
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,520
You guys are America's
sweethearts, you know?
497
00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:33,180
You're the one that
everyone's rooting for.
498
00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:34,230
- Alright.
- Okay.
499
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,019
Okay, so, um, Maya,
500
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:38,860
maybe you could just like
nuzzle up to him a little bit,
501
00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:40,780
- you know, like...
- How's that?
502
00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:41,860
Yeah.
503
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,239
- [LAUGHTER]
- I don't know.
504
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,499
I'm covered in a plant...
505
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,990
- Rachel, what the hell's this?
- Hmm?
506
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,420
I'm just trying to keep your
dead-man-walking on the show.
507
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,710
Wh... Excuse me?
508
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,120
Hey, guys. Yeah, no, great.
We got everything we need.
509
00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:58,820
You guys were perfect.
Thank you very much.
510
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,780
- We need to talk.
- What?
511
00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:03,050
You sent Chet to do your dirty work?
512
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,699
I mean, the guy practically
threatened me.
513
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,560
He insisted I cut August.
514
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,559
- What are you talking about?
- You can't help yourself.
515
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,250
You're always trying to sabotage me.
516
00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:12,360
What is it, Quinn?
517
00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:14,520
You think I can't do my
job unless I'm miserable?
518
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:17,240
No! I didn't even... it's...
519
00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:20,440
[SIGHS]
520
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,859
Chet and I thought that
521
00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:25,280
August's story was played out.
522
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,999
But you clearly have found something
523
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,200
with him and Maya, so...
524
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,800
just forget about Chet.
525
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:39,210
? ?
526
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,660
I knew you weren't you okay with this.
527
00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:44,390
[SIGHS] Come with me.
528
00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:47,819
You went behind my back
529
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,649
and told Rachel to cut August?
530
00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:52,019
Why didn't you just tell me
that you couldn't handle it?
531
00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:53,680
That's not what this is about.
532
00:19:53,690 --> 00:19:54,719
Oh, bullshit.
533
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,720
You are threatened and insecure.
534
00:19:56,860 --> 00:20:00,200
Why don't you drill
down a little deeper?
535
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,440
A perfect male specimen
got into your pants
536
00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:06,420
and left a baby growing inside of you.
537
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,920
Now I'm supposed to be cool with that?
538
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,660
No! But you told me you were.
539
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,459
Which is the only reason why I thought
540
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:14,919
we could move forward with this.
541
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,870
You know what? Maybe I don't
want to wake up every day
542
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,080
and think about the fact
543
00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:21,760
that August is 20 years younger than me.
544
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:23,680
That by the time his toddler
545
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:25,880
is getting up to walk
for the first time,
546
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,280
I'll be getting my first
knee replacement.
547
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,239
That by the time he graduates college,
548
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,900
I'll probably be dead.
549
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,980
Yeah, you could call me threatened.
550
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,140
You could also call me human.
551
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,440
You could give me a minute
552
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:44,000
to walk through my own
shit until I get it right.
553
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:46,940
I've been waiting for you
to get your shit right
554
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:48,440
since the day we met.
555
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:51,910
And you led me to believe
that this was our moment,
556
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,990
that we were in this together.
557
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,490
But obviously I was wrong,
558
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:59,260
because you are not ready.
559
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,040
Unfair. Not true.
560
00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:03,740
Maybe unfair, but definitely true.
561
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,380
No.
562
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,880
[SCOFFS]
563
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:10,120
The truth is you're even
more unsure than I am.
564
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,839
Difference is,
565
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,600
I'm willing to admit it.
566
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,220
I don't need insecure.
567
00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:20,980
I need solid.
568
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,730
And you know, I don't...
569
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,320
I-I don't need any of this, alright?
570
00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:27,580
I have two shows to run.
571
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,790
What's the problem?
We're five minutes out.
572
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,820
I've gotta get to the control room.
573
00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:33,100
Hey, you. Hey, you, look.
574
00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:34,910
I told you. I'm not wearing this.
575
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,280
It's stupid costume. You
see, it's insult to me.
576
00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:38,950
Are you kidding me? We
discussed it 10 times.
577
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,179
This is the costume, okay?
578
00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:41,300
It looks great. You look amazing.
579
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,620
You take the stamp and
you take the pen thing,
580
00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:45,670
and you do what we rehearsed
for the opening number.
581
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,879
You do not hear me.
582
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,479
Your ideas do not work.
583
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,280
My ideas was better since the beginning!
584
00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:54,580
Alexi. We do not have time for this.
585
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,350
It's a live show. Do you understand?
586
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,560
I understand very much.
I'm Alexi Petrov.
587
00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:00,350
I was principal dancer at IBT...
588
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,939
Oh, my God! Stop being such a diva and
589
00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:03,350
put on the damn jacket!
590
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,770
I see what you're doing.
591
00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:07,620
Parade me in my underwear,
make me circus animal.
592
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,020
I am not show pony.
593
00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:11,540
No, now you're a reality
dance show host.
594
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,490
Oh, really?! Always my shirt off!
595
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,530
Showing me off for gays like chorus boy.
596
00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:17,450
Jesus, Alexi, just put the jacket...
597
00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:19,880
Take your hands off me, fairy!
598
00:22:22,170 --> 00:22:23,460
I'm the fairy?
599
00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:26,159
Nobody deep throats like that
600
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,700
their first time, chorus boy.
601
00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:31,539
So you get out there,
602
00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:34,140
and dance like the low-life,
603
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,180
no-good, ugly-ass gay-for-pay animal
604
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,060
we both know you truly are.
605
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,270
Break a leg.
606
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:48,370
? ?
607
00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:56,379
Wow, Madison.
608
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:58,540
Nice to see you're keeping
things above the line.
609
00:22:58,580 --> 00:23:02,160
Hi. I'm here covering the
new show for the network.
610
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,940
I think I'll take some
pictures for Fiona.
611
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,760
Madison? Really?
612
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,670
Hey, I'm doing this for us.
613
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,780
Some of it I'm doing for me.
614
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,960
There's no reason I can't enjoy my job.
615
00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:18,640
Oh, good, the network's here.
616
00:23:18,650 --> 00:23:20,100
Hello to you, too, Quinn.
617
00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:21,280
I don't want to stress you out,
618
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,100
but Fiona has a lot riding on this show.
619
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,230
Oh, well, if she has
so much riding on it,
620
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,050
then why did she send her flying monkey?
621
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,939
She's watching the live
feed from New York,
622
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:30,029
with the board.
623
00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:31,039
Great.
624
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,930
Well, at least somebody
can enjoy the show
625
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,899
- while having a drink.
- Where's Chet?
626
00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:36,780
Oh, he bailed like a pussy.
627
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,279
Oh, yes. Here we go.
628
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,620
Countdown to destiny. Are you ready?
629
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,280
Damn straight.
630
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,600
Alright. We're going to have a hit show.
631
00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:46,819
Here we go.
632
00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:48,160
Take it.
633
00:23:48,930 --> 00:23:50,460
Okay, people, let's do this.
634
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,650
Places everyone. Let's
get this party started.
635
00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:55,210
I can't sit here. I'm the girlfriend.
636
00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:57,380
The star's girlfriend. I can't
be shoved in the middle.
637
00:23:57,390 --> 00:23:58,460
Why not?
638
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,050
Because I need to be in the front
639
00:24:00,060 --> 00:24:01,350
or in the aisle or something,
640
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,500
so if he wants to kiss me, he can.
641
00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:03,930
Or if he wants to bring me on stage.
642
00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:05,559
Oh, my God. Hey, hand me that.
643
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,900
- Thank you.
- Here.
644
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:08,119
ANNOUNCER: Good evening,
645
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,380
and welcome to "Passport to Dance."
646
00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:12,940
Is it really gonna be this
dark in here the whole time?
647
00:24:12,950 --> 00:24:14,480
Nobody's gonna be able to see us.
648
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,820
Say "Hello" to tonight's judges.
649
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:20,170
From New York City, creator
of the hit Broadway musical
650
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,700
- "Get Dancin'", Gloria Gonzales.
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
651
00:24:23,710 --> 00:24:25,540
I saw that. It's actually really good.
652
00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:27,239
From London, England,
653
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,540
hip-hop phenomenon Tristani Bell.
654
00:24:30,550 --> 00:24:31,630
He's amazing.
655
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,340
From Miami, Florida,
656
00:24:33,350 --> 00:24:36,380
our "Everlasting"
all-star special guest,
657
00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:39,630
Candi Coco!
658
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,550
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
659
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:45,470
? ?
660
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,980
Oh, look how they love her.
661
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,899
She's a fake who's here to make
662
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:51,700
a tabloid name for herself.
663
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:54,520
- We are the true all-stars.
- Yeah.
664
00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,079
There we go.
665
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,579
Yes, yes. Look at that. A star is born.
666
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,720
That is money smiling on you.
667
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:04,119
And now the star of "Passport to Dance",
668
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:06,260
Alexi Petrov!
669
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:12,100
? ?
670
00:25:12,630 --> 00:25:18,310
? ?
671
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:21,970
[WHISPERING] What's happening?
672
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,050
Why... Why... Why is he not talking?
673
00:25:24,060 --> 00:25:27,100
This is not "Passport to
Mime." This is a live show.
674
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,930
Does he not know this is live?
675
00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:30,500
Come on, Alexi.
676
00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:33,150
[MUTTERS]
677
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,360
Dance comes to us from
all over the world.
678
00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:38,190
But before we start our journey,
679
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,520
let me stamp our "Passport to Dance."
680
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,780
That's stupid.
681
00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:46,700
? ?
682
00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:48,990
What is he doing? He can't do that.
683
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,660
[AUDIENCE GASPS]
684
00:25:52,670 --> 00:25:54,330
What is he doing?
685
00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:55,559
Okay, what's next?
686
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,860
Our step dancers from Galway?
687
00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:59,590
? ?
688
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,130
Nyet, nyet, nyet.
689
00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:05,680
? ?
690
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:08,160
Where's our sexy belly
dancer from Egypt?
691
00:26:08,230 --> 00:26:09,659
Where is she?!
692
00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:12,280
Come on, do it, do it!
693
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,230
? ?
694
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,740
Wh... What is he doing?
695
00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:17,520
JAY: Oh, my God. I don't
know what he's doing.
696
00:26:17,530 --> 00:26:18,639
What is that?
697
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,960
This is on live television.
698
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,990
- This is an end-of-days fail.
- I know, Quinn.
699
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,879
Let's just cut to commercial.
700
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,600
We can regroup, figure this out.
701
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,920
No!
702
00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:34,720
John, hey, can you just give
Candi the line to read?
703
00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:37,170
[WHISPERING] We need you
to take care of this.
704
00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:40,960
CANDI: All the way from Punjab, India,
705
00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:43,780
please welcome the Bhangra Four.
706
00:26:44,540 --> 00:26:48,180
? ?
707
00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:49,430
QUINN: John, get him off stage.
708
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,680
Are you serious? Are you serious?
709
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,310
? ?
710
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,890
Don't even touch me!
711
00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:57,300
Okay, I'm going!
712
00:26:57,660 --> 00:26:59,520
I thought you had this handled.
713
00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,150
Do I have to do everything myself?
714
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,440
Can I not count on anyone ever?
715
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,110
- What did you say to him?
- Alexi is impossible.
716
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,320
He has had zero respect for
this show since day one.
717
00:27:08,330 --> 00:27:09,979
Well, that is on you!
718
00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:11,459
You are the EP.
719
00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:14,000
And if anything goes
wrong, it is your fault!
720
00:27:14,010 --> 00:27:16,000
- Quinn?
- What?!
721
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:17,780
It's Fiona. It's for you.
722
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,090
[CLEARS THROAT] Fiona.
723
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:25,300
[LAUGHS] Yeah, I know. I know. Yeah.
724
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:27,510
Jay said that he had a
handle on his talent,
725
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,050
so I'm just gonna step
right in and fix it.
726
00:27:30,060 --> 00:27:31,680
Yeah, well, don't worry.
727
00:27:31,690 --> 00:27:34,930
He is never going to go
near another walkie again.
728
00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:37,980
So, the show looks like a hit
and you take all the credit,
729
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,770
the show bombs and it's all on me?
730
00:27:39,780 --> 00:27:40,900
Welcome to Hollywood.
731
00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:41,940
You shit the bed,
732
00:27:41,950 --> 00:27:44,780
the least you can do is clear
the way for me to clean it up.
733
00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:47,870
Okay, everybody. The bitch is back.
734
00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:54,540
Alexi's an international superstar,
735
00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:55,879
eccentric, unpredictable,
736
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,580
that's why the "Everlasting"
fans love him. Hold on.
737
00:27:58,590 --> 00:28:01,210
Alexi cannot get cut tonight, okay?
738
00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:03,330
Rehabbing his image on "Everlasting"
739
00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:06,750
is how we keep "Passport to
Dance" from a quick, ugly death.
740
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,380
So do not screw up again, Jay.
741
00:28:09,310 --> 00:28:10,860
Already on it.
742
00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:15,400
Hey. Listen, I can help you
with Alexi, if you want.
743
00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:17,340
I'm still a producer
on this show, Rachel.
744
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,600
I can handle my own shit.
745
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,160
Hey.
746
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,860
- Hey.
- Tonight was so crazy, huh?
747
00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:24,610
Well, at least one good thing happened.
748
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,900
August and I made a real connection.
749
00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:28,599
Okay, you guys were
together in the hammock
750
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,700
for like five seconds.
751
00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:31,410
I wouldn't send out
save-the-dates quite yet.
752
00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:33,990
Okay, okay, fine. But we
just couldn't stop talking.
753
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,040
I mean, he really gets
how weird this place is.
754
00:28:36,050 --> 00:28:38,790
And then, he kissed me.
755
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,870
[GIGGLES]
756
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,840
- What?
- Yes! It was amazing.
757
00:28:43,850 --> 00:28:46,550
I mean, this could really be something.
758
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,099
Thank you so much, Rachel.
759
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,120
Oh, thank you!
760
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,260
[GIGGLES] Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
761
00:28:52,270 --> 00:28:56,390
? ?
762
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:00,560
Oh, my God, your guy
was outrageous tonight.
763
00:29:00,570 --> 00:29:02,539
No, he's not my guy anymore.
764
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:03,819
I'm gonna dump his crazy ass.
765
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:05,570
- What?
- I'm a villain.
766
00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:06,819
What kind of villain would I be
767
00:29:06,820 --> 00:29:09,490
if I stood by him after he
tanked his own show, right?
768
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:13,100
Oh. Okay, yeah. I mean, cool.
769
00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:15,120
I knew you were going
for bitch this season,
770
00:29:15,130 --> 00:29:17,330
I just didn't realize
it was basic bitch.
771
00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:19,830
Wait, what are you talking about?
772
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,170
Come on, girl.
773
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:25,940
Dumping Alexi now is just,
like, so predictable.
774
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:29,700
You want to be a real bad girl?
775
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,480
Well, then we can talk.
776
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,896
I don't know what else to tell you,
777
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,220
'cause you're not listening.
778
00:29:36,230 --> 00:29:38,700
Ugh. [SCOFFS]
779
00:29:39,650 --> 00:29:41,060
Damn vultures.
780
00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:43,380
Entertainment journalism is an oxymoron.
781
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:47,730
What if we give OH NO!
WEEKLY an exclusive,
782
00:29:47,740 --> 00:29:50,900
behind-the-scenes story of what
happened on the PTD premier
783
00:29:50,910 --> 00:29:52,479
with the promise that
they get first look
784
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,030
- at the rest of the series?
- Oh, great plan,
785
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,759
except I don't know if anybody
786
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,209
cares what happened out there.
787
00:29:58,210 --> 00:29:59,240
Not even me.
788
00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:00,700
They will if we call it
789
00:30:00,710 --> 00:30:03,130
the "Hidden Story of
'Everlasting' Season 15."
790
00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:07,170
Okay, Alexi was strung out on coke.
791
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:09,920
We worked with Serena to cut
him as soon as we found out
792
00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:12,130
so that he could quietly enter rehab.
793
00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:14,220
And we protected his privacy, remember?
794
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:17,140
Yeah, big time dancer with drug problems
795
00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:19,560
relapses right before his big premiere.
796
00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:21,520
Struggling to maintain his sobriety
797
00:30:21,530 --> 00:30:23,390
in front of and behind the camera.
798
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,730
Sex, drugs. Triggers everywhere.
799
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:28,060
Poor hunk of a guy just
trying to keep his head.
800
00:30:28,070 --> 00:30:31,100
- And his six-pack above water.
- [LAUGHS]
801
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:37,140
? ?
802
00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:39,080
Alright. So I will just...
803
00:30:39,090 --> 00:30:40,330
Rachel.
804
00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:41,670
It's my job.
805
00:30:43,470 --> 00:30:44,710
[KNOCKING]
806
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,000
- [SIGHS]
- Hey, how'd it go?
807
00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:48,990
I scanned through all of
last season's archives,
808
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,220
found some great footage
809
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,010
of Alexi looking coked out of his mind.
810
00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:53,120
Nice.
811
00:30:53,180 --> 00:30:55,780
I may have also shot an
insert of a big pile of coke.
812
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,090
Or was it baking soda?
813
00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:59,800
Hm, no more Mr. Compliance, huh?
814
00:30:59,810 --> 00:31:01,260
Good job with the puppy.
815
00:31:01,270 --> 00:31:03,310
You got him to stop
peeing on the carpets.
816
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,980
Puppy's got teeth.
817
00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:06,850
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
- Oh.
818
00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:08,310
Oh, go, go, go, go.
819
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,020
Um, yes, hi, Maggie.
820
00:31:11,030 --> 00:31:13,490
Well, you're too late.
821
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,700
OH NO's got the exclusive.
822
00:31:15,710 --> 00:31:18,070
Rachel, we've got to talk about Candi.
823
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,740
I know she was Quinn's "Hail
Mary", but she's killing it.
824
00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:22,120
And Madison let it slip
825
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,700
that she's Fiona's favorite character.
826
00:31:23,710 --> 00:31:26,210
Madison. Real head for
business on that one.
827
00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:27,479
Oh, come on, we can use Candi.
828
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,970
Maybe not for romance.
829
00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:30,340
She thinks she's above all these dudes.
830
00:31:30,350 --> 00:31:33,500
But she's TV gold. You know it.
831
00:31:33,770 --> 00:31:38,890
? ?
832
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:42,200
- Hey, Candi. Hey, hi.
- Hey, what's up, girl.
833
00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:43,650
I just want to tell you that, um,
834
00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:45,130
that speech that you gave earlier?
835
00:31:45,140 --> 00:31:46,399
I thought it was really right-on.
836
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,140
I thought it was really
feminist. It was dope.
837
00:31:48,150 --> 00:31:49,239
But you know, you have like a
838
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,099
little bit of a situation on
your hands with Quinn and Chet.
839
00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:54,480
You are out of your mind, Blondie.
840
00:31:54,490 --> 00:31:56,110
I am their star.
841
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,030
Okay, well, that reveal,
842
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,570
that was their big play.
843
00:31:59,580 --> 00:32:01,450
They're out of story for
you on "Everlasting".
844
00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:02,490
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
845
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,620
I am the story, so, no.
846
00:32:04,630 --> 00:32:07,960
No, um, you and August are the story.
847
00:32:08,090 --> 00:32:11,460
What? The Aussie-Abercrombie model?
848
00:32:11,470 --> 00:32:14,239
He talks a lot about
Africa for a white guy.
849
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,080
Yeah, he can bring you a
whole different demo.
850
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,220
You want me to get to serious
851
00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:20,419
about a guy who goes looking
852
00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:22,269
for love on a reality show?
853
00:32:22,270 --> 00:32:24,260
Twice? No.
854
00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:26,980
Well, it'd just be on camera.
855
00:32:26,990 --> 00:32:29,080
You know, he's, um...
856
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,260
he's otherwise occupied.
857
00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:35,080
Oh, okay, I get it. Uh-huh.
858
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:40,020
So, you want me to do you a favor.
859
00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:43,990
Look, I'm just trying to
keep you on the show.
860
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,290
Hey, Miss Coco,
861
00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:48,580
we really need you in your
chair for final touches.
862
00:32:48,590 --> 00:32:50,200
Good chat.
863
00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:53,850
- Alright, Dan.
- Just that way.
864
00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:58,130
Shit.
865
00:32:58,140 --> 00:33:01,800
? ?
866
00:33:01,810 --> 00:33:03,890
- How you doing? Hi.
- Hi.
867
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:06,659
So, um listen. We're off Maya.
868
00:33:06,660 --> 00:33:08,230
Candi's your girlfriend now, okay?
869
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,240
- What?
- Yeah.
870
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,390
What? Rachel, Maya's fantastic. Why?
871
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,599
America hates her.
872
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,600
She's a loser. You wanna win, right?
873
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:16,520
Oh, and plus, I've got
a surprise for you
874
00:33:16,530 --> 00:33:18,540
in Dream Suite later.
875
00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:20,050
Okay.
876
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,820
- Have fun.
- Yeah.
877
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,340
? ?
878
00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:28,840
? ?
879
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,460
Hey, so um, the package got
shipped to OH NO! WEEKLY.
880
00:33:32,470 --> 00:33:35,060
"The Hidden Story" should hit
online tomorrow at 9:00 A. M.
881
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,396
TOMMY: Right when Fiona's set to arrive.
882
00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:37,440
Nice work.
883
00:33:38,010 --> 00:33:40,010
Alexi better be safe tonight.
884
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,630
That was a disaster.
885
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,260
It's handled.
886
00:33:43,270 --> 00:33:45,950
Plot twist, I'm not the
idiot you think I am.
887
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,970
Oh, look at you, Jay. Not dead yet.
888
00:33:49,980 --> 00:33:51,680
Cue our moron.
889
00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:55,300
GRAHAM: What a night on the
set of "Passport to Dance."
890
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,500
We traveled from the South Pacific
891
00:33:57,540 --> 00:33:59,280
to the pyramids of Cairo
892
00:33:59,290 --> 00:34:03,540
to the streets of Rio to the
mountains of the Black Sea.
893
00:34:03,670 --> 00:34:05,200
But now it is time for each of you
894
00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:07,200
to take your journeys
895
00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:11,120
further into the heart of love.
896
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,779
And that journey starts
897
00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:17,080
with our dancer, Candi Coco.
898
00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:18,890
Why, thank you.
899
00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:24,780
August, what do you say?
You and me, babe?
900
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,779
- Next up.
- Little risky putting
901
00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,570
your boyfriend with our superstar.
902
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,120
Do I look worried?
903
00:34:37,420 --> 00:34:38,440
Roger.
904
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,150
QUINN: Oh, playing hard
to get. Makes sense.
905
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,240
But why is nobody picking Alexi?
906
00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:45,300
Rodrigo.
907
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,620
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
908
00:34:47,630 --> 00:34:49,620
We come to our final pick of the night.
909
00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:52,400
- Oh, my God.
- Alexi or Buck.
910
00:34:52,550 --> 00:34:53,710
Sofia, who is it going to be?
911
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:55,930
Sofia, if you screw me over,
912
00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:58,170
nobody will find your perfect body.
913
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,420
Alexi.
914
00:35:00,430 --> 00:35:02,880
- Ah, yes.
- Handled.
915
00:35:02,890 --> 00:35:05,479
GRAHAM: Now, time for our couples
916
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,480
to take the final trip...
917
00:35:07,650 --> 00:35:09,970
Oh, hey, look, I don't know
what's going on with you,
918
00:35:09,980 --> 00:35:11,620
but August isn't going anywhere.
919
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:13,600
Fine. I should have known.
920
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,320
August doesn't matter.
921
00:35:15,450 --> 00:35:16,640
Matter to who?
922
00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:18,640
Hey, let me talk to you.
923
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,110
Oh, wow, you haven't
left the country yet.
924
00:35:21,540 --> 00:35:23,890
- We can talk later, okay?
- No, we can talk right now.
925
00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:25,500
See, I've made a lot of mistakes
926
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,660
and I really don't know
if I have one more in me.
927
00:35:28,670 --> 00:35:31,139
Mm, amazing. I get it.
928
00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:34,540
- Let's go talk in my office, then.
- Why are you still talking?
929
00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:37,460
I don't care if anyone sees this.
930
00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:39,380
This is our moment.
931
00:35:39,390 --> 00:35:42,720
Now let's just forget about
everyone from the past.
932
00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:44,699
And I swear to you,
933
00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:47,820
I'll never let anyone come between us.
934
00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:51,850
? ?
935
00:35:52,180 --> 00:35:54,270
What are you doing?
936
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,020
[EXHALES SHAKILY]
937
00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:58,940
Marry me, kiddo. Finally.
938
00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:00,100
Chet.
939
00:36:00,110 --> 00:36:03,230
? ?
940
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,400
[CHUCKLES]
941
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,240
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
942
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:11,799
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
943
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:19,340
? ?
944
00:36:23,010 --> 00:36:30,050
? ?
945
00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:32,550
Wasn't Emily supposed
to leave hours ago?
946
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,180
I just gave her a really
good exit interview.
947
00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:36,970
Then she gave me one.
948
00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:38,640
That a problem?
949
00:36:38,650 --> 00:36:40,560
No, not at all.
950
00:36:40,570 --> 00:36:42,310
What about Madison?
951
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,150
Break her heart and you're
the one that's screwed.
952
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,860
Ah. So, um, Chet and Quinn.
953
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,360
True love, huh?
954
00:36:50,370 --> 00:36:51,900
Uh...
955
00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:55,280
I wouldn't believe everything
you see around here.
956
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,830
Yeah, I figured that out day one.
957
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:02,780
? ?
958
00:37:02,890 --> 00:37:06,900
No one calls Alexi Petrov
chorus-boy animal.
959
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,510
I'm a superstar. Say it.
960
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:09,670
Superstar.
961
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,820
Yes.
962
00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:14,110
I wish I still did the coke.
963
00:37:15,980 --> 00:37:17,520
- You know what?
- What?
964
00:37:17,530 --> 00:37:19,230
We're gonna drown out the noise.
965
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:22,000
Tomorrow, nobody's
gonna be talking about
966
00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:23,900
"Passport to Dance." Of course.
967
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:27,490
Because they're going to
be talking about this.
968
00:37:31,210 --> 00:37:32,940
Where are you going?
969
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:37,340
? ?
970
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,330
Hi.
971
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:44,340
? ?
972
00:37:45,850 --> 00:37:48,300
? Speak your truth ?
973
00:37:48,310 --> 00:37:51,380
? They already know ?
974
00:37:51,390 --> 00:37:56,640
? ?
975
00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:59,310
? Search your mind ?
976
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,930
? It's written in gold ?
977
00:38:01,940 --> 00:38:05,950
? ?
978
00:38:05,980 --> 00:38:09,500
? ?
979
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:13,780
Okay, so this will be your room.
980
00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:17,120
Um, the alarm clock is by the bed,
981
00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:18,259
and you just need to be back in the
982
00:38:18,260 --> 00:38:19,750
Dream Suite by dawn, okay?
983
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,870
Yeah, no, that's not gonna
work for my schedule.
984
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,460
I've been playing along
with y'all's games,
985
00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:26,860
but I think we all know
that I'm the star.
986
00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:30,180
"Everlasting" is now
the "Candi Coco show".
987
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,670
And the Candi show, it ain't free.
988
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,840
- What do you want?
- I want a phone.
989
00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:37,930
I have a kid and a business to run,
990
00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:41,100
and I'm pretty sure that my
client list just exploded.
991
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,770
Done.
992
00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:45,390
Really? You don't have to
check with your big boss?
993
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,020
This deal's between us, right?
994
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,400
[CHUCKLES] Okay, then.
995
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,980
? ?
996
00:38:51,990 --> 00:38:53,740
[SNIFFLES]
997
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:58,420
? ?
998
00:38:58,450 --> 00:39:02,340
? ?
999
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,600
[SNORTS]
1000
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,540
[SNIFFLES]
1001
00:39:07,550 --> 00:39:11,090
? ?
1002
00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:13,040
Not dead yet.
1003
00:39:13,770 --> 00:39:16,300
? ?
1004
00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:17,590
AUGUST: Uh...
1005
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,890
Champagne! [CHUCKLES]
1006
00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:22,850
- Hi.
- Hey.
1007
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:25,430
Oh, and I, um, I got some strawberries.
1008
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,140
It's from crafty.
1009
00:39:27,150 --> 00:39:30,020
I thought we could have
a little midnight picnic.
1010
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:32,339
Mm-hmm.
1011
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:35,640
Wow, you, uh, you always do surprise me.
1012
00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:38,920
Yeah, right? My second act is
so much better than my first.
1013
00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:40,700
- Hey.
- Yeah.
1014
00:39:40,710 --> 00:39:43,040
Uh, God, Rachel. I...
1015
00:39:43,050 --> 00:39:44,830
- I... I just...
- Yeah.
1016
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,080
Sorry. Let me, you know...
1017
00:39:46,090 --> 00:39:49,040
- So, um, hey.
- Yeah.
1018
00:39:49,050 --> 00:39:52,000
Hey, so, um, I've been doing
some thinking. And...
1019
00:39:52,010 --> 00:39:53,500
Yeah.
1020
00:39:53,510 --> 00:39:56,010
... I'm not sure I'm
ready for all of this.
1021
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,600
This?
1022
00:39:57,660 --> 00:40:00,050
This, us. It's...
1023
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,310
Rachel it's a lot, and
we're moving pretty fast.
1024
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:04,900
At least you are.
1025
00:40:05,150 --> 00:40:06,800
Okay, uh...
1026
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:10,620
I mean, we can move slower if you want.
1027
00:40:10,990 --> 00:40:12,230
Did something happen?
1028
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,720
No, I...
1029
00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:15,230
[SIGHS]
1030
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:17,530
Look, I came back to
this show for a reason.
1031
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,440
And I need to get my head in the game.
1032
00:40:20,790 --> 00:40:22,459
Maybe...
1033
00:40:22,460 --> 00:40:24,160
Maybe I should...
1034
00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:25,919
spend the night with Candi,
1035
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,440
and get to know the girl.
1036
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,170
Form a real connection.
1037
00:40:31,180 --> 00:40:32,840
I mean, I've just been trying to help.
1038
00:40:32,850 --> 00:40:34,750
Haven't I been a good girlfriend?
1039
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,920
I'm not sure who you are right now.
1040
00:40:36,930 --> 00:40:38,550
I liked the old Rachel.
1041
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,340
Dude, there is no old Rachel. Okay.
1042
00:40:40,350 --> 00:40:41,640
This is me. I mean, this is...
1043
00:40:41,650 --> 00:40:44,150
I don't think so. I... I really don't.
1044
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,820
I'm sorry.
1045
00:40:51,910 --> 00:40:53,500
Hey, um,
1046
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,559
you know, there's one
thing that I really think
1047
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,000
that you should know, actually.
1048
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,620
Um...
1049
00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:01,860
Quinn's pregnant.
1050
00:41:02,740 --> 00:41:04,380
With your baby.
1051
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,290
Oh, my God.
1052
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,180
[SCOFFS]
1053
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,460
You're sick.
1054
00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:13,879
You'll just say anything
1055
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:14,889
to get what you want, won't you?
1056
00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:17,210
- No, that is not what this is!
- Yes, it is.
1057
00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:19,300
Good night, Rachel.
1058
00:41:20,940 --> 00:41:24,920
? The further I wander ?
1059
00:41:25,060 --> 00:41:29,000
? The less I seem to know ?
1060
00:41:29,150 --> 00:41:31,730
? Voices I hear ?
1061
00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:36,690
? I can taste in my heart ?
1062
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:40,879
? Calling me closer to the fire ?
1063
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:45,420
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1064
00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:51,480
? ?
1065
00:41:51,510 --> 00:41:56,000
? ?
1066
00:41:56,050 --> 00:42:01,160
? ?
1067
00:42:01,190 --> 00:42:05,220
? ?
1068
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,460
? ?
1069
00:42:08,510 --> 00:42:13,060
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