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out here in the middle,
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We spend a lot of time.
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Running our kids aroundto lots of activities,
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But the only thing worsethan having too many activities.
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Is having no activities.
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I'm bored.
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You could vacuum.
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You're hilarious.
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Why don't you read a book?
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Why don't you
read a book? Ooh.
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Leave that open. The cool air
feels good on my feet.
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You know, what else might feel
good is soap and a washcloth.
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Oh, this sucks.
Basketball's over.
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Baseball season
hasn't started yet.
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I need a hug. But not from you...
from some hot chick.
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Hey, did you see your dad
this morning?
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I don't know
what's up with him.
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He came home
after I went to bed last night,
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And then he left really early
this morning...
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Ohh, what you're saying
is boring!
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Hey, sue! You wanna
do something with me?
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What's happening?
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He's bored.
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Well, I am not bored,
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'cause I'm too busy
thinking about my birthday...
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My once-every-four-years
leap year birthday.
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"Leap year"? Don't you mean
"lame-p year"?
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Oh, God. I'm so bored,
I can't even insult my sister.
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You regular birthday-ed
don't understand.
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What it's like for us leapers.
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I only get to celebrate
my actual birthday.
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Once every four years,
so this is big. And, mom?
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This year, I've decided I want
it to be a surprise party.
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It doesn't work that way.
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If you ask
for a surprise party,
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It's not really
gonna be a surprise.
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That's okay. I promise
to be totally surprised.
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Every time we watch "up,"
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I'm still surprised
when the house floats away.
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Sue, remember the deal.
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We already gave you
the Justin Bieber tickets,
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So you're just getting.
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A cheap, old-fashioned
non-surprise birthday party.
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Ohh.
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Okay. I get it. Sure, I am.
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You are, on your birthday,
I'm telling you.
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Uh-huh. Right. Gotcha.
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What are you doing?
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I'm winking.
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That's both eyes.
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Really? Huh.
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Okay, well,
I'm gonna be in my room.
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- If you want to make any...
- secret plans.
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Sue, we're not having
a surprise party.
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I'm totally believing you.
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Now, brick, can you think
of something you could say.
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To compliment Henry?
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I like your shirt.
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Thank you!
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I don't really like his shirt.
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Remember how we talked about
using our internal editor?
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Oh, I did. I don't like
his shoes, either.
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Okay.
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There she is.
Come in, come in, come in.
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Boys, we have a new member
of our social skills group.
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Everyone say "hi" to hayley.
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Hi.
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Well, hello there.
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It's a girl!
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What the hell?
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I know. Are you happy?
This is how bored I am.
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Wow.
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Can you be bored in the hallway
where brick was eating cheerios?
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Hey, brick.
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Oh, shoot.
They forgot yours.
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Mm.
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Well, here. Have two fries.
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Use extra ketchup
so you get your vegetables.
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So... How was social group?
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Interesting. We got a girl.
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A girl? Really?
What's her issue?
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I don't know.
She makes eye contact,
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She never has her hands
in her pants,
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And everything she eats
is food.
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Wow. The big three.
Sounds like a clerical error.
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That's what I'm thinking.
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Mm. Hey, is your dad home?
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Nope. I actually haven't
seen him much in a couple days.
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His role in my life
has really dwindled.
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Maybe he couldn't take it
any more and finally left.
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Frankly, I give him credit
for staying this long.
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Hey.
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Where you been?
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I told you, I had some stuff
to do at work. Go back to sleep.
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What? What are you
talking about?
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Since when do you have to work
till 3:00 in the morning?
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It's nothing. Shh.
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No. No, this is seriously
getting weird, Mike.
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What's happening?
Are you having an affair?
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And if you are,
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Could you please come in
more quietly from now on?
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It's no big deal.
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If it's no big deal,
why can't you tell me?
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
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It's just...
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There's... there's this cat
at the quarry's been sick,
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So I've been looking after him.
It's not a big deal. Go to bed.
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Wait, wait, wait. "A cat"?
What do you mean, "a cat"?
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I don't understand.
You have a cat?
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He's not my cat. It's...
Just a cat that comes by.
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Yeah, I took him
to the vet, but...
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You're taking a cat to the vet?
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Brick didn't poop for
three weeks. You didn't notice.
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Well, limestone's
been pretty sick.
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You named him?
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I didn't name him.
I just call him that.
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So how long have you had
your pet cat limestone?
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It's not my cat.
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I don't know. Seven years?
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Are you serious? How come
I'm just hearing about this?
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'Cause there's nothing to hear.
It's boring.
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Look, I just think it's kind of
odd that this never came up.
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If I had a cat at work,
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I would be telling you
all kinds of stories about him.
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And that would be boring.
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What?
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It's nice.
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It's cute thinking about
you taking care of a cat.
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It humanizes you.
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I need to be humanized?
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Little bit.
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Were you gonna say
"good night," Mike?
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I said "good night" to him
at the quarry.
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I meant, to me.
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Oddly, introducing a girlinto this group of oddballs.
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Focused them in a way.
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That making puddingand building legos never had.
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I feel very excited right now,
and I don't know why!
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Hayley, did you know
that "lego" comes.
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From the Danish word leg godt,
which means "play well"?
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It also means
"I put together" in Latin.
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So even if it was a clericalerror, nobody minded.
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It's almost likeshe was an angel.
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Sent to unifythis band of lost boys...
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Theo, will you pass me
those yellow pieces?
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Ow!
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And bite them.
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She's a biter!
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Who cares?
who cares?
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hey!
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Check it out. I found
all these sick attachments!
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locked and loaded. Huh?
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Boo!
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it's like a slot machine!
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Hey, any winnings
belong to the house.
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So listen, sue,
I need you to tell me.
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What friends
you want to have over.
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And what kind of cake you want,
and not to influence you,
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But I do have a box of yellow
in the cabinet.
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It's just add water, so...
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Roger that. No surprise party.
That's why Axl is vacuuming.
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Sue, seriously, we're not
having a surprise party.
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Right. Gotcha.
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We're just gonna have
a regular dinner on my birthday,
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A day that only comes
once every four years.
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Sue, I can't
stress this enough.
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We're not having
a surprise party.
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Is exactly what
someone would say,
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Who's planning
a surprise party.
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Oy.
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Oh, no. Brick,
did you know about this?
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This says they're ending
social group.
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Because of budget cuts.
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They can't do this.
You're not fixed yet.
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What?
But I love social group.
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You do?
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Hey! Check it out!
It does curtains, too!
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I don't know the men
in this house at all.
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We gotta save social group.
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How?
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Well, the school won't pay
for the janitor.
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To stay late and keep the school
open any more, so I think...
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Maybe they'll let us
lock up the school ourselves.
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You guys know
why we're here, right?
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My mom says I'm normal.
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She's lying.
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What does the janitor do,
anyways?
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Cleans up our barf.
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Well, what if
we promise not to barf?
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I can't do that.
I have acid reflux from nerves.
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I say we raise the money
to pay the janitor ourselves.
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Meow.
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Zack's on board.
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Sometimes, I pretend
to have a rock store.
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At home in my basement.
We could sell them.
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My dad pays me to leave the room
when I'm annoying him!
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I'm guessing that's a really
steady stream of income.
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We could tell
all our grandmothers.
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That our birthday's coming up.
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That would be 7
$5 checks right there.
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I've changed my mind
about my rocks.
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I don't want to sell them.
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Maybe we can...
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Okay, okay, okay.
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We're off to
a really good start here.
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All in favor of taking a break.
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And going to see
what hayley's doing...
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Corey, we have a problem?
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No, my hands are in my pants.
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Then we're good.
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What are you? An animal?
I just vacuumed in here.
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- oh, I'm sorry.
- Am I making a mess?
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- Mm. Check me out.
- I can eat off my chest.
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mmm.
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Oh, bam! Nailed it!
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God.
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Mom?
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I talked with the other guys,
and we've decided.
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To raise the money ourselves
to save social group.
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Really?
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Here's our thoughts.
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Oh. Wow. That's a lot
of interesting ideas.
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"Rocket ship rides"...
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"finding treasure
with a metal detector"...
226
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Oh. "Designing a fleet
of helper robots."
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That'll never turn
against mankind."
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That was mine.
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Hmm. How about something
a little simpler,
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Like a car wash or bake sale?
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Great idea, mom.
Run with that. I trust you.
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No, brick, I'm not...
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It's fine. Don't worry.
I'm not gonna micromanage you.
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Oh, mom, they only gave us one egg roll.
I call it!
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Axl, it's
my leap year birthday week!
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Mom, Axl's licking my leap year
birthday week egg roll!
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Axl, give your sister
her birthday week egg roll.
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Chinese, huh?
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Mm. Coupon.
You're home from work late.
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Were you were limestone?
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Who's limestone?
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Nobody.
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He's a cat.
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00:10:19,008 --> 00:10:19,991
We have a cat?
245
00:10:20,009 --> 00:10:21,293
How long have we had a cat?
246
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It's not our cat.
It's your dad's cat.
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Dad has a cat? Where?
At work.
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It's your dad's work cat
that he never told us about.
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Hey. How come you get a cat,
and we don't?
250
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Can you bring him home?
Can I feed him?
251
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Can he sleep in my room?
252
00:10:31,304 --> 00:10:32,504
Why does he get to sleep
in your room?
253
00:10:32,538 --> 00:10:33,572
I'm the one with no friends.
254
00:10:33,606 --> 00:10:35,807
Nobody's getting the cat.
The cat is dead.
255
00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:38,043
Our cat died?!
256
00:10:38,077 --> 00:10:40,579
Oh, Mike, what happened?
257
00:10:41,647 --> 00:10:45,950
Well, he was so weak,
he couldn't even eat or drink,
258
00:10:45,985 --> 00:10:47,502
So I was kind of holding him,
259
00:10:47,553 --> 00:10:49,254
Feeding him milk
with an eyedropper,
260
00:10:49,288 --> 00:10:51,189
Felt him sort of shudder,
and I looked in his eyes,
261
00:10:51,223 --> 00:10:55,360
And he let out one last
little meow, and... He was gone.
262
00:10:55,394 --> 00:10:57,595
So wrapped him in my shirt,
took him down to the west berm.
263
00:10:57,630 --> 00:10:59,164
Where he liked
to lay in the sun,
264
00:10:59,198 --> 00:11:03,318
And, uh, dug a hole
and buried him.
265
00:11:03,352 --> 00:11:05,503
So what's this?
Chow mein?
266
00:11:12,545 --> 00:11:14,330
Frankie, I'm fine.
267
00:11:14,364 --> 00:11:17,833
I know, but just so you know,
I'm here.
268
00:11:17,867 --> 00:11:19,385
yes, I see you here.
269
00:11:19,419 --> 00:11:21,237
And if you need to talk...
270
00:11:21,271 --> 00:11:23,439
Mm. There's nothing
to talk about. I'm fine.
271
00:11:23,473 --> 00:11:25,574
Okay, 'cause you seem
a little tense.
272
00:11:25,609 --> 00:11:28,410
I'm tense 'cause I'm trying
to spit, and you're in my way.
273
00:11:28,445 --> 00:11:29,378
You mind?
274
00:11:29,412 --> 00:11:30,696
Okay.
275
00:11:31,530 --> 00:11:34,349
'cause if you're sad,
it's okay to be sad.
276
00:11:34,383 --> 00:11:38,153
I know that. I'd be sad
if I was sad, but I'm not sad.
277
00:11:38,187 --> 00:11:39,788
Ohh.
278
00:11:39,822 --> 00:11:43,825
So the next few days,Mike continued to not be sad.
279
00:11:44,827 --> 00:11:46,327
Hey, where's your dad?
280
00:11:46,362 --> 00:11:48,930
I told him the game was on,
but he didn't want to watch.
281
00:11:48,948 --> 00:11:50,799
Then he took two beers
and went into the garage.
282
00:11:53,769 --> 00:11:55,487
You're watching the game?
283
00:11:55,538 --> 00:11:57,439
I'm counting the dribbles.
284
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:03,878
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I just vacuumed! Phone books!
285
00:12:11,019 --> 00:12:13,120
You're not watching
the purdue game?
286
00:12:13,155 --> 00:12:15,156
I'm building a shelf.
287
00:12:18,562 --> 00:12:21,831
You're sad. Why can't you
just admit that you're sad?
288
00:12:21,865 --> 00:12:22,965
It's annoying.
289
00:12:22,999 --> 00:12:24,333
Well, I think it's annoying.
290
00:12:24,367 --> 00:12:26,635
That you're bugging me
when I'm building a shelf.
291
00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:28,437
I'm not trying to be annoying.
292
00:12:28,455 --> 00:12:31,857
It's just that I sense
that you're holding things in,
293
00:12:31,892 --> 00:12:35,060
And if you wanted to talk
about it, I want to, you know...
294
00:12:35,095 --> 00:12:37,179
Help you process this.
295
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,415
Frankie, it was just a cat.
296
00:12:39,449 --> 00:12:40,583
Named limestone.
297
00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:42,551
And he died.
In your arms.
298
00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:43,752
Nothing to process.
299
00:12:43,787 --> 00:12:47,389
Except profound feelings
of loss, grief, and pain.
300
00:12:47,424 --> 00:12:51,160
Mike, just let it out. It never
needs to leave this garage.
301
00:12:51,194 --> 00:12:52,828
Well, I need to
leave this garage.
302
00:12:52,863 --> 00:12:54,246
Gotta get my hair cut.
303
00:12:54,297 --> 00:12:57,600
Well, I would like to give you
a hug. Can I give you a hug?
304
00:12:59,836 --> 00:13:01,537
Oh.
305
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:06,510
Okay. Are we good?
Can I go get my hair cut now?
306
00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:13,617
phone books!
307
00:13:17,822 --> 00:13:19,539
Okay. Axl.
308
00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:22,392
Now I'm not saying you have to
tell me anything, but...
309
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:25,362
If a bunch of people happened
to be coming over today,
310
00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:26,797
How would I want to dress?
311
00:13:26,831 --> 00:13:29,499
Would it be more casual
or dressy?
312
00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:32,402
Is there a theme?
Is it "Hollywood"?
313
00:13:33,006 --> 00:13:35,174
Well...
I can't tell you much,
314
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,075
But you're gonna want
to go wait in the basement.
315
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,410
Wait. Right now?
316
00:13:38,444 --> 00:13:40,312
Damn it, sue!
317
00:13:40,346 --> 00:13:41,913
I wasn't supposed
to say anything.
318
00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:43,615
Now go in there
so I don't get in trouble.
319
00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:46,034
What am I supposed to do?
320
00:13:46,069 --> 00:13:48,921
- It's not ready yet.
- just wait.
321
00:13:48,955 --> 00:13:50,956
okay.
322
00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:54,226
This is so exciting!
323
00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:56,094
what's wrong?
324
00:13:56,112 --> 00:13:58,730
My barber's moving
to a damn salon.
325
00:13:58,764 --> 00:14:01,867
Okay. So follow him
to another salon.
326
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:03,418
I'm not gonna do that, Frankie.
327
00:14:03,453 --> 00:14:05,754
I'm not gonna get my hair cut
at a place called "the gossip."
328
00:14:05,788 --> 00:14:07,806
I just... j...
329
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:12,778
The cat, my barber...
everything I care about, gone.
330
00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:15,413
Your cat and your barber
are everything you care about?
331
00:14:15,431 --> 00:14:19,417
And the colts. That's it.
I'm done loving things.
332
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,307
Turns out the other mothersweren't that psyched.
333
00:14:25,341 --> 00:14:27,289
To help a bunchof socially disorganized kids.
334
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,843
Hold a car wash,
335
00:14:28,877 --> 00:14:29,994
But they were only too happy.
336
00:14:30,028 --> 00:14:32,146
To dump 'em all on mefor four hours.
337
00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:34,148
Uh, sorry about that.
338
00:14:34,182 --> 00:14:36,067
They're still getting
the hang of this.
339
00:14:36,101 --> 00:14:40,187
Here's your $5 back.
And take a bundt cake.
340
00:14:41,023 --> 00:14:42,790
Frankie...
341
00:14:42,824 --> 00:14:44,158
Your daughter'sin the basement.
342
00:14:44,192 --> 00:14:47,695
She wants to knowif she can come out.
343
00:14:49,131 --> 00:14:52,350
Ahh...
344
00:14:56,371 --> 00:14:59,006
Ahh...
345
00:15:02,928 --> 00:15:07,248
Aah!
346
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:10,351
Hmm.
347
00:15:10,385 --> 00:15:12,887
sorry about that.
348
00:15:12,921 --> 00:15:16,390
Your car will be in the shop
two hours, tops.
349
00:15:20,145 --> 00:15:23,447
Roses are red.
Everything else should be.
350
00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:27,485
I only eat red food. Do you want
a tomato slice from my lunch?
351
00:15:27,536 --> 00:15:29,570
No.
352
00:15:32,174 --> 00:15:35,626
Hey. They sewed your socks
to your underwear.
353
00:15:35,661 --> 00:15:38,162
That's smart. That way,
you'll never lose them.
354
00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:40,164
I guess.
355
00:15:41,904 --> 00:15:43,726
I can reach anything.
356
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,528
On the bottom rung
of the vending machine.
357
00:15:45,562 --> 00:15:47,814
Would you like
some certs or a comb?
358
00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:50,083
I wouldn't mind a comb.
359
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,851
Hmm.
360
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:55,288
Stick with me. I'm sort of
a big fish in a weird pond.
361
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,290
Hey! Where are you going?!
362
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,459
Just keep walking.
Pretend you can't hear him.
363
00:15:59,493 --> 00:16:01,094
He's taking her away!
364
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,829
Hayley, use my sponge!
I want to wash a car with hayley!
365
00:16:02,863 --> 00:16:04,697
- She's coming with me!
- me.
366
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:07,383
These guys all have problems,
but don't tell 'em I told you!
367
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,370
Ow!
368
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,205
Oh! Bite me! Bite me!
369
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,590
Don't listen to him.
You can bite whoever you want.
370
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,392
Yeah! Bite me!
371
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:23,116
Hey, hey, hey! Stop that!
Social skills!
372
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,785
Remember your social skills!
373
00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:36,529
Nice, brick.
374
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,897
I gave up my whole day.
375
00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,665
And organized
that stupid fund-raiser
376
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,701
'cause I thought you wanted
to save social group.
377
00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:43,235
I thought you cared!
378
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,972
Nope, I just like hayley.
379
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,407
Hey, a cute girl
who's a little strange.
380
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:51,377
Just plops into my lap?
That doesn't happen every day.
381
00:16:51,412 --> 00:16:53,746
The pretty ones usually
have it all together.
382
00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:55,481
great.
383
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:59,352
I'm wet, my feet are freezing,
I got cake down my shirt...
384
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,771
I'm taking a shower
and going to bed.
385
00:17:01,805 --> 00:17:04,891
It's only 7:00.
I don't care!
386
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,518
Mike. Mike. Wake up.
387
00:17:12,638 --> 00:17:14,400
We forgot sue's birthday.
388
00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:15,868
Huh? What are you
talking about?
389
00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:17,770
The leap year day.
I think it's today.
390
00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:19,639
Like, yesterday today.
We missed it.
391
00:17:19,673 --> 00:17:21,107
How could you forget
her birthday?
392
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,709
It's leap year. We don't
usually have this day, and...
393
00:17:23,744 --> 00:17:25,711
You forgot, too, you know.
394
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:32,385
Sue. Sue, wake up.
395
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,722
hey. Happy Birthday.
396
00:17:36,757 --> 00:17:38,791
Oh, my God.
397
00:17:38,826 --> 00:17:41,227
Oh, what a surprise.
398
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,712
Oh, you got me so good.
399
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,248
Yeah, we got you good.
400
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:49,201
Oh, and I cried myself
to sleep for nothing.
401
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,353
wait. Where's Axl and brick?
402
00:17:51,388 --> 00:17:55,424
Oh. They're the second wave
of the surprise.
403
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,458
Ooh.
404
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:59,194
Oh, should I open
my presents now?
405
00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:01,196
Um, you bet.
406
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:04,600
Ohh.
407
00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:07,002
Get up. Get up.
It's your sister's birthday.
408
00:18:07,036 --> 00:18:07,936
What?
409
00:18:07,971 --> 00:18:10,839
Come on.
Just get up and act happy.
410
00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:12,808
surprise.
411
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,226
Ohh.
412
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,710
Presents!
413
00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:18,213
Aah!
414
00:18:18,248 --> 00:18:22,184
- oh!
- The Bumblebee sweater I wanted!
415
00:18:22,218 --> 00:18:26,855
- Matt loves me in yellow!
- Aw, thanks, mom.
416
00:18:26,889 --> 00:18:29,825
You are very welcome.
417
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:34,863
- Your old phone.
- my new phone! Aah!
418
00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:38,901
Hello? Yes, this is sue.
419
00:18:38,935 --> 00:18:44,673
Why, yes, this is
my leap year birthday.
420
00:18:46,075 --> 00:18:49,545
Oh, that's not for you...
Unless you like it.
421
00:18:49,579 --> 00:18:52,147
- Why? Is it a clue?
- oh.
422
00:18:52,182 --> 00:18:55,651
Are you whisking me
away somewhere?
423
00:18:55,685 --> 00:18:57,453
Yes!
424
00:18:57,487 --> 00:18:58,854
To...
425
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,556
The kitchen! For cake!
426
00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:03,425
Yay!
Aah! Yay!
427
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,427
cake.
428
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,430
we got you good.
429
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,569
Hey, sue,
it's carly on the phone.
430
00:19:18,603 --> 00:19:20,404
Aah! Carly!
431
00:19:20,438 --> 00:19:21,572
hello?
432
00:19:21,606 --> 00:19:23,073
How long have you
known about this?
433
00:19:23,108 --> 00:19:24,608
You haven't
said a word all week.
434
00:19:24,643 --> 00:19:25,843
What?
435
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,245
Huh.
436
00:19:29,497 --> 00:19:31,165
Here it is.
437
00:19:31,216 --> 00:19:36,220
- patchwork cake.
- I saw this on "cake boss"! Aah!
438
00:19:37,489 --> 00:19:39,089
happy
439
00:19:39,124 --> 00:19:42,125
birthday to sue
440
00:19:42,143 --> 00:19:44,795
Happy Birthday to sue
441
00:19:44,829 --> 00:19:48,465
Happy Birthday, dear sue
442
00:19:48,483 --> 00:19:51,935
Happy Birthday to sue
.
443
00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:54,138
Don't forget to make a wish.
444
00:19:54,172 --> 00:19:58,242
What could I wish for?
I got everything I ever wanted.
445
00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:05,149
God bless sue.
446
00:20:05,183 --> 00:20:07,501
As I looked at herblowing out the bathroom candle.
447
00:20:07,535 --> 00:20:09,920
On her patchwork car wash cake,
448
00:20:09,954 --> 00:20:12,656
I felt like sometimesI didn't deserve her,
449
00:20:12,674 --> 00:20:13,824
But the good thingabout having.
450
00:20:13,842 --> 00:20:15,592
Somebody that optimisticin the family.
451
00:20:15,627 --> 00:20:18,161
Is that her optimismrubs off on all of us.
452
00:20:18,179 --> 00:20:19,997
Thanks for helping out
tonight, brick.
453
00:20:20,031 --> 00:20:23,334
Hey, how often do you get to
eat cake at 4:00 in the morning?
454
00:20:23,368 --> 00:20:25,886
Mm.
So you like this girl, huh?
455
00:20:25,937 --> 00:20:26,904
Mom.
456
00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:28,372
No, you know, here's the thing.
457
00:20:28,406 --> 00:20:31,108
You liking someone
is actually very social,
458
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,509
So that's a good thing,
459
00:20:32,544 --> 00:20:35,479
And I shouldn't have been
so negative about it. I'm sorry.
460
00:20:36,681 --> 00:20:39,216
I feel like maybe
next week she'll bite me.
461
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:42,036
Here's hopin'.
462
00:20:42,070 --> 00:20:46,256
Yep. Sue's optimismeven rubbed off on Mike.
463
00:20:53,031 --> 00:20:56,266
Hey. You look like
a tough little guy.
464
00:20:56,301 --> 00:21:00,070
Kind of like granite.
465
00:21:00,088 --> 00:21:01,372
Come here, granite.
466
00:21:07,212 --> 00:21:08,779
I get it.
467
00:21:08,813 --> 00:21:12,383
I'm the same way.
Take your time.
468
00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:18,989
Turns out Mike wasn't quitedone loving things after all.
469
00:21:19,491 --> 00:21:26,397
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