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When you have kids,
getting anywhere in the car
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can be a challenge. A million
things can slow you down.
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Somebody might forget
their shoes.
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Somebody might have to go to the bathroom...
You do know Brick is the car, right?
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Or somebody might have
an irrational fear
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of going
over the shady lake bridge.
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Damn it. The half-price
all-you-can-eat tater bar
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is only open for another
15 minutes. Go, go!
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We can make it.
We can make it.
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60 bucks for speeding.
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That is officially
the most expensive bargain meal
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I ever had. But did you see how many
pumps of cheese I put on my potato?
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I think we broke even. This is nuts.
Everybody else just drives over the bridge
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to the mall. We gotta go
ten minutes out of our way.
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I mean, I know our time isn't
worth anything, but still.
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He's afraid. What are you gonna do?
I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna stop letting
our 9-year-old hold us hostage.
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Next time we're out there,
we drive over the bridge.
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End of story. He'll be fine. Or
he'll be scarred for life.
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50/50 shot. I like those odds. Guess
what? The pool is opening a week early-
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This Saturday-
And Carly and I are gonna go!
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Oh, Saturday? We're celebrating
aunt Edie's birthday Saturday.
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What?! No!
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Since she had turned 14,
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certain changes
in brain chemistry
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had caused Sue to occasionally
place extreme importance on-
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Let's face it - The stupidest
things. You just don't get it!
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Yeah... we only got 60 days
to mail this thing.
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I'd better walk it down
to the post office myself.
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I have to be there
on opening day.
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This is the most important thing
in the world to me-
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More important
than saving the whales,
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more important
than cross-country!
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If I could go back in time
and unsee
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the Justin Bieber movie
to get this, I would!
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That's how important it is
to me!
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If I don't get to go, I'll die!
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Well, we don't want you to die,
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so I'll just have to reschedule
aunt Edie's birthday...
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Not that she'll know the
difference. Whew. Thank God.
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That's for me!
It's Carly! Aah!
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Hey, where are you going? Jack Webber
ran over his foot with a lawn mower!
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There's a lifeguard position
open at the pool!
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Since when do you want
to be a lifeguard?
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Hot chicks, bikinis,
high angle. Do the math.
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All right, guys.
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Only the cream of the crop
becomes a lifeguard at my pool.
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It's a job for winners. Hey,
Axl. Hear about Jack Webber?
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No more flip-flops
for him, huh?
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Yeah. Bob, don't you already
have, like, three jobs?
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Well, raising carrier pigeons
is an expensive hobby.
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So how's it lookin'?
Think we got a shot?
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Uh...
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Safe to say
Axl was feeling pretty good
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about his competition, until...
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Oh, hey. Check out the ax man,
wantin' to guard the lifes.
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Sean.
What are you doing here?
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Same as you, bro.
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And then Axl heard
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the worst thing a Donahue could
say to a heck. May the best man win.
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Mike was right.
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Brick was holding us hostage,
and who knows?
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Maybe if we didn't make
a big deal out of it,
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our car could just sail
over that bridge
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with no problem at all.
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Ah, that wasn't our car.
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Aah! Bridge!
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Wow. That cop came out of nowhere. Illegal u-turn.
You know, if we gave you an allowance...
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This would be coming out of it.
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You're gonna have to go over
that bridge sometime, Brick.
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This is gettin' silly. It's not silly,
and I'm not going over the bridge.
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Well, maybe you won't be
having dinner tonight.
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How silly is that?
Mike.
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You're right. Too silly. Go to your room instead.
Fine. I like my room. I feel safe there.
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Yeah? Well, maybe I'll build
a bridge in front of it,
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and you'll never feel safe again! Mike!
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Sorry. I'm-I'm fed up
with this crap.
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I spent 120 bucks this week on the
way to the mall. Mike, he's afraid.
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You can't get him to get over
his fear by yelling at him.
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We have to be nurturing
and patient and caring.
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Okay. Okay. You got till
next week, or I'm taking over.
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Hey! Can you guys keep it down?
I'm trying to study
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for my lifeguard test.
I got first aid, c.P.R.
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I'm practically gonna be a doctor after
this. Oh. A lot of guys going out for it?
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No. Some... and Sean.
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You didn't quit your job
at the theater, did you?
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Oh, what, you don't think I can
beat Sean? Nope. I really don't.
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No, it's not that we don't
think you can do it.
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It's just that Sean...
Is a Donahue.
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Which is why I've been
at this for 30 whole minutes.
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Mom, may I please see you
in my room, please?
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It's a matter of life or death.
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Look at this.
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Okay.
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I need a new bathing suit. Ugh!
Mom, you just don't get it.
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Well, no, I don't get it.
It looks like you have
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a bunch of perfectly good suits
right here.
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Mom, this is not for running
through the sprinkler
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in the backyard.
This is for the public pool!
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Do these look like
public pool suits to you?
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Honey, don't you think you're
overreacting just a little bit?
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What?!
I am not overreacting!
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This is huge! So huge!
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Sue, calm down.
What is the real isSue here?
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Everybody's gonna have a two-piece.
Okay, so we'll get you a two-piece.
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Ugh! Mom, you just don't
get it! Sue, I said yes.
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Oh. Oh, okay.
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Well, could you give me
some privacy then?
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So maybe I didn't get Sue,
but I did get Brick.
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I pushed him out of my body.
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I could push him over
that bridge. All right.
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Let's not even think about
crossing the bridge right now.
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Let's just get to know
the bridge, and don't worry.
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We'll go at your pace.
You take all the time you need.
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It's been two hours!
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You are going to cross
this bridge right now!
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Right now!
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All the cool kids are doing it.
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Come on, Brick.
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Don't you wanna be cool?
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You know, your dad may not think
you can handle this, but I do.
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You're a big boy.
You're practically an adult.
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What are you, a baby?
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A wittle, wittle baby?
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I'm sorry.
I'm a horrible mother!
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I don't get it, Brick.
What are you so afraid of?
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What do you think is
gonna happen?
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We drive onto the bridge,
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and suddenly there's
a terrible cracking sound.
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The bridge collapses,
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and the car is thrown
into the lake.
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It fills with water and sinks
like a big metal coffin.
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We struggle to get out,
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but underwater
no one can hear our screams.
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We all shake with convulsions
as the life leaves our bodies.
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Our bloated corpses
go undiscovered for months,
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but when they're finally
dragged out of the lake,
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they're unrecognizable,
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because fish have eaten out
our eyeballs.
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Eyeballs.
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I'm tellin' ya,
he paints a vivid picture.
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I'm not even sure I want to go
over that bridge anymore. Hmm.
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What? What was that? No, it's okay.
I'm not surprised you couldn't get the job done.
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It's what I expected.
What?
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You're not a closer.
You don't have the stuff.
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Admit it.
You shy away from conflict.
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What are you talking about?
I live in conflict.
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I'm the mayor of conflict!
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No, you're not.
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Face it. You back down
when things get tough.
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I do not back-
Well, okay, maybe I do.
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Guys, seriously,
I'm trying to study.
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This is, like, my entire career.
It starts with lifeguard.
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Then I graduate
to beach lifeguard,
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then Hawaiian tropic judge,
then rapper,
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so if you want a shout-out
at the Grammys, keep it down!
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So you really think you could do
a better job with Brick
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than I did? Well, you set the bar
pretty high with total failure,
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but now it's time
for some results.
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Thank you so much for this!
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This is, like, the best day
of my life.
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Well, I hope not. All right.
Now go and try those on. Okay.
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I hate all of these suits
you picked out, mom!
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Why did you even come?! You think this
is fun for me?! This is not fun for me!
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Just pick out a damn suit!
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Ugh!
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How's it going in there, honey?
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Here, let me see.
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Don't come in!
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Everything
makes me look horrible!
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How long have I looked
this way? Oh, my God.
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This one's even worse!
Did you pick this out?!
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20 suits
and an hour and a half later,
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she was even more out
of her mind.
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Ugh! These all make my knees
look knobby!
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These are your knees, mom!
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Did you have to give me
such stupid knees?!
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I knew not to take it
personally.
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All I could do was support her
and tell her she's beautiful,
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but since by that point, I was
also out of my mind, I said...
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Do you think
this is fun for me?
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This is not fun for me!
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Just pick out a damn suit!
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Oh. Don't judge.
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I'm you in ten minutes.
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Ugh! This one is ugly, too!
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Why didn't you ever tell me
I look awful in pink?!
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Sue, you look beautiful
in pink! Just let me see.
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No! Stay out!
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How am I supposed to help you
if you won't even let me see?
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What are you talking about?!
That suit's adorable on you!
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You're just saying that
because you're my mom! Ohh.
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You just don't get it!
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Okay, stop right there.
I don't get it?
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Um, I may not get a lot
of things, but I get this.
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Women all over the world
get this.
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Sorry to break it to you,
but trying on swimsuits
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is a depressing,
soul-killing rite of passage
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for all women.
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There are even entire
comic strips devoted to it.
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What do you think Cathy has been
packing about all these years?
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I don't even put on a swimsuit
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without at least
two margaritas in me,
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so you just be happy that
you're a cute 14-year-old
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looking for her first bikini,
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instead of a woman
who's had three kids
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throwing away a mortgage payment
on some miracle suit
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made with NASA teflon material
that shaves off 10 pounds,
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when all it really does is
push it all out your back,
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so I get it, Sue. I get it.
You hate your body.
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Well, congratulations.
Today you are a woman.
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Knock, knock.
How's it going in there?
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Oh.
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Ohh.
That's adorable on you!
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You look good in pink.
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Really?
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Sorry. I cramped up there.
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Plus, the chlorine was
stinging my pigeon bites.
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Can I go again?
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Okay, Donahue and heck.
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Jump in fully clothed.
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Remove your jeans and use them
as a flotation device.
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The first one to do this
successfully
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performs a water rescue
on the other.
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First!
Done!
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Dude, I'm saving you.
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No, dude, I'm saving you.
Come on.
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Okay. Here we go. It's like
ripping off a band-aid.
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You're gonna thank me later.
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If you do this, I'll never be
able to trust you again.
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And just like that,
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Mike found himself in the spot
I was in not so long ago.
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Look, I'm not gonna play games
like your mom did.
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This is one
of your favorites, right?
236
00:11:47,021 --> 00:11:47,745
You want it?
237
00:11:49,359 --> 00:11:50,749
Go get it.
238
00:11:53,662 --> 00:11:56,116
All right. I'm not gonna force
you to go across the bridge
239
00:11:56,204 --> 00:11:57,768
before you're ready, okay?
240
00:11:58,408 --> 00:12:00,355
Get in the car! We're going
over that bridge right now!
241
00:12:00,436 --> 00:12:01,614
I don't care
if you're ready or not!
242
00:12:01,711 --> 00:12:02,987
I'm sorry, buddy.
243
00:12:03,088 --> 00:12:06,492
I was wrong to try to force ya.
We'll wait until you're ready.
244
00:12:06,575 --> 00:12:09,324
You take as long as you want.
I'm not going anywhere.
245
00:12:09,451 --> 00:12:11,432
I'm leaving!
I'm leaving right now!
246
00:12:11,533 --> 00:12:13,129
You'd better get over here!
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00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:22,092
10 bucks. Easiest money
you'll ever make.
248
00:12:22,235 --> 00:12:24,358
Nope.
How about ice cream?
249
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:27,510
No more ice cream for the rest
of your life! How about that?!
250
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,844
Man, that kid is stubborn.
251
00:12:36,405 --> 00:12:37,875
So what flavor did you get?
252
00:12:37,946 --> 00:12:41,044
I don't remember. Tastes like
failure. Looks like the mayor
253
00:12:41,132 --> 00:12:43,921
and the clos are running
sucktown together.
254
00:12:44,086 --> 00:12:46,032
I don't get it.
Why Bridges?
255
00:12:46,153 --> 00:12:48,255
Where does that fear even come from? Oh.
256
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,697
I'm pressing the button,
but it's not bringing up
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00:12:49,804 --> 00:12:52,132
the parental controls. Okay. Well,
maybe you're pressing the wrong button.
258
00:12:52,207 --> 00:12:53,270
I'm not pressing
the wrong button.
259
00:12:53,391 --> 00:12:57,153
Where are you on the page here? Let's
see. Look at-you have-he- I have this...
260
00:12:57,258 --> 00:12:59,817
Well, here. Right where
it's supposed to be.
261
00:13:05,636 --> 00:13:08,275
Who knows? Sometimes
these things are just random.
262
00:13:08,392 --> 00:13:11,758
It's not like it's our fault. So
that's it then? That's who we are now?
263
00:13:11,847 --> 00:13:13,724
We're just weak parents
who let our kid win?
264
00:13:13,898 --> 00:13:17,999
Or... maybe we won.
265
00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:18,958
How do you figure?
266
00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:24,136
Well, obviously what this proves
is that we're parents who raised
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a confident
and independent young man
268
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who thinks for himself
269
00:13:27,852 --> 00:13:30,218
and trusts his own instincts.
270
00:13:30,314 --> 00:13:33,187
Well, that is true.
You're right.
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00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:35,885
When you think about it,
what we did is raise a leader.
272
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,410
We really did. In fact, I
can't believe what a success
273
00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:40,966
this whole thing has been.
274
00:13:41,269 --> 00:13:44,211
He's an amazing kid. Frankly, I'm a
little disappointed in the other two.
275
00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:46,019
So will you agree we're
giving up on the bridge?
276
00:13:46,146 --> 00:13:48,030
Why would we go back?
We won.
277
00:13:50,672 --> 00:13:53,231
Well...
It's bad news...
278
00:13:54,693 --> 00:13:56,504
For every other guy in town!
279
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,290
Oh, congratulations!
Really?
280
00:13:59,397 --> 00:14:02,790
Yeah. Ohh! Wow. You actually beat Sean?
281
00:14:02,889 --> 00:14:04,780
Yeah, he stayed up studying
for our geometry final, and I
282
00:14:04,883 --> 00:14:06,667
completely ignored it and just
studied the lifeguard stuff,
283
00:14:06,777 --> 00:14:10,418
and I thought he was supposed
to be smart! Sucker!
284
00:14:10,525 --> 00:14:12,330
Also, I might've bit him.
285
00:14:12,509 --> 00:14:14,938
Wow.
Can you believe it?
286
00:14:15,059 --> 00:14:18,431
Axl got the job. Sue conquered
bathing suit shopping.
287
00:14:18,535 --> 00:14:20,257
Brick learned to trust
his instincts.
288
00:14:20,378 --> 00:14:24,726
We are kickin'
me parenting butt!
289
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,891
Mm. We should write a book.
290
00:14:26,986 --> 00:14:28,370
We should. Spread the word.
291
00:14:31,099 --> 00:14:32,695
So the most important day
of Sue's life-
292
00:14:32,796 --> 00:14:35,323
The opening
of the community pool-
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00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:40,891
Had finally arrived, and she and Carly were ready.
Are you ready? So ready. Let's do it.
294
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,419
I can't believe
I'm wearing a two-piece.
295
00:14:46,497 --> 00:14:49,399
Me neither. You look so hot.
296
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,091
No, you look so hot.
297
00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,265
An hour later
they were even hotter,
298
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:58,645
'cause they still wouldn't take off their t-shirts.
Sue, we spent a whole day shopping for that suit.
299
00:14:58,724 --> 00:15:01,843
Aren't you gonna let anybody see
it? Mom, you just don't get it!
300
00:15:01,964 --> 00:15:03,326
My mom doesn't get it, either.
301
00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:12,620
Hey! No running! How many times
have I gotta tell you?!
302
00:15:12,702 --> 00:15:13,862
You think I like yelling?!
303
00:15:14,003 --> 00:15:16,130
I don't wanna have
to say it again! Ohh.
304
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:19,085
Hi, honey. How's it gog?
305
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:22,616
Oh, my God. It's horrible!
Kids are running everywhere,
306
00:15:22,727 --> 00:15:25,225
and I'm responsible for 'em,
so if they fall down, I gotta
307
00:15:25,308 --> 00:15:27,865
get 'em a band-aid. If they make
a mess, I gotta clean it up.
308
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,310
I'm constantly yelling at 'em,
but do they listen? No!
309
00:15:30,415 --> 00:15:34,468
You have no idea what it's
like. Oh, I might have some idea.
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00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:35,694
Frankie!
311
00:15:35,818 --> 00:15:38,089
Hey, Nancy!
312
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,663
Beautiful day, huh?
Yeah, it is.
313
00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:42,982
You going in? Oh, I forgot my suit. You?
314
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,544
Forgot my suit, too.
315
00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:46,800
Listen, I just want you to know,
there are no hard feelings
316
00:15:46,893 --> 00:15:49,177
about Axl getting
the lifeguard job over Sean.
317
00:15:49,301 --> 00:15:52,645
Sean's gonna be a page for
a state senator, so I don't know
318
00:15:52,746 --> 00:15:54,756
how he was thinking he was
gonna do it all anyway.
319
00:15:54,868 --> 00:16:01,777
Plus I think he was in it just for the girls.
Oh, well, Axl's in it to save lives, but...
320
00:16:01,889 --> 00:16:04,247
Listen, I saw Mike and Brick
up at shady lake bridge.
321
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,701
Were you able to get him to go
over? No, we decided to give up.
322
00:16:07,824 --> 00:16:11,701
Give up? Well, not
give up, because we won.
323
00:16:11,842 --> 00:16:13,808
It's just about trusting
his instincts.
324
00:16:13,898 --> 00:16:14,924
Don't want to give
too much away,
325
00:16:15,003 --> 00:16:16,052
'cause there might be a book.
326
00:16:16,163 --> 00:16:21,489
You know, we'll try again when he's
12. Oh, 12? So he'll be in junior high.
327
00:16:21,571 --> 00:16:23,800
You know, there is that
footbridge at the entrance
328
00:16:23,915 --> 00:16:26,378
to the school. Do you think
that'll be a problem?
329
00:16:29,873 --> 00:16:32,432
Okay, Brick.
You can do this.
330
00:16:32,552 --> 00:16:34,901
Just close your eyes,
smell that $20,
331
00:16:34,969 --> 00:16:36,463
and before you know it,
we'll be across the bridge.
332
00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:40,008
Okay, but you may want
to roll down your window.
333
00:16:40,122 --> 00:16:42,884
It'll be a lot easier now
than when we're underwater.
334
00:16:54,604 --> 00:16:55,881
Stop!
335
00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:59,304
Frankie, he's gonna have
to do it sometime.
336
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:02,784
I know, but look at him.
Look how nervous he is.
337
00:17:02,903 --> 00:17:04,947
There's more relaxed people
in electric chairs.
338
00:17:05,054 --> 00:17:07,406
He'll be fine. My dad would've
thrown me in the car,
339
00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:09,793
floored it, and never
looked back. Oh, yeah, right,
340
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,170
and you had the best
relationship with your dad.
341
00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:16,361
The man nicknamed his belt "the
enforcer." He never actually used it.
342
00:17:16,466 --> 00:17:20,256
It was the threat of it that kept us in line.
Is that the kind of parent that you want to be?
343
00:17:20,377 --> 00:17:22,353
You know, this is just
like Sue and the binky.
344
00:17:22,464 --> 00:17:25,891
You ripped it out of her mouth and threw it in the trash!
And then you got her another one.
345
00:17:25,972 --> 00:17:27,662
I did not buy another one!
346
00:17:27,744 --> 00:17:30,800
I pulled it out of the trash and gave
it back to her! Whatever. The point is,
347
00:17:30,878 --> 00:17:34,899
she sucked on it till she was 6, and now she's in braces.
Oh, okay, so now it's all my fault.
348
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,954
I'm sorry that I'm a mother that
likes to comfort her children!
349
00:17:38,049 --> 00:17:41,553
Uh, I think the word you're looking
for is "coddle." Okay, you know what?
350
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:44,394
Why don't we-wait.
Mike, we crossed the bridge!
351
00:17:44,494 --> 00:17:46,589
We did?
We did it!
352
00:17:46,693 --> 00:17:48,138
Brick, you made it!
353
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:53,481
Sorry! Couldn't do it!
354
00:17:56,043 --> 00:17:58,527
Well, what do you think?
Should we have kids?
355
00:17:58,692 --> 00:18:01,199
Probably not.
356
00:18:01,488 --> 00:18:02,974
I don't think
we'd be very good at it.
357
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,195
So Brick didn't conquer
his fear that day, but Sue did.
358
00:18:06,304 --> 00:18:08,626
She conquered the greatest fear
known to woman-
359
00:18:08,747 --> 00:18:10,769
Being seen in public
in a two-piece.
360
00:18:10,886 --> 00:18:12,912
Oh, that's such a cute suit.
Pink looks good on you.
361
00:18:16,082 --> 00:18:18,398
Axl conquered his fear of going
up against a Donahue...
362
00:18:18,489 --> 00:18:21,833
Hey, man. Congrats.
The best man won.
363
00:18:21,964 --> 00:18:22,987
Thanks, dude.
364
00:18:23,116 --> 00:18:26,203
Yeah. We're gonna bail.
Too many little kids here.
365
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,405
We're going to the lake.
366
00:18:29,298 --> 00:18:31,313
Excuse me, lifeguard.
367
00:18:31,432 --> 00:18:34,319
My little brother had an
accident in the pool. Is he hurt?
368
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,171
It's not that kind of accident.
369
00:18:47,975 --> 00:18:50,220
And six months later,
for no particular reason,
370
00:18:50,327 --> 00:18:52,649
Brick decided he was ready
to cross the bridge.
371
00:18:55,641 --> 00:18:57,896
All right!
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
372
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,838
You did it! Whoo!
373
00:18:59,955 --> 00:19:02,734
Okay, so you ready
to try it in the car?
374
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,425
Oh, no. I'll never cross it
in the car.
375
00:19:05,541 --> 00:19:07,931
I'll just get out and walk
whenever we get to a bridge.
376
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:12,852
Not really shaving a lot of time off
the commute then, are we? It's progress.
377
00:19:17,414 --> 00:19:20,438
Yep. Sometimes quitting can be
the best form of parenting.
378
00:19:20,589 --> 00:19:22,907
If you want to raise a leader-
379
00:19:23,015 --> 00:19:25,816
You know what? I'm not giving
this away for free.
380
00:19:25,921 --> 00:19:27,282
It's all gonna be in my book.
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