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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,609 --> 00:00:02,172 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,303 --> 00:00:05,805 Mother's day-- 3 00:00:05,986 --> 00:00:08,647 It's about more than brunch, corsages, and cards. 4 00:00:08,831 --> 00:00:10,273 It's about taking a moment to make 5 00:00:10,367 --> 00:00:12,955 that special woman in your life feel extra special. 6 00:00:13,053 --> 00:00:14,856 This Sunday is mother's day, 7 00:00:14,945 --> 00:00:17,931 and I've got a real soft spot when it comes to moms, 8 00:00:18,008 --> 00:00:20,409 so, frances, you're gonna need to work 9 00:00:20,508 --> 00:00:22,562 so the boys here can spend the day with theirs. 10 00:00:22,646 --> 00:00:25,418 But, Mr. Ehlert, I'm an actual mother. 11 00:00:25,513 --> 00:00:27,060 I can't work on mother's day. 12 00:00:27,183 --> 00:00:29,142 Hey, maybe you'll get a pity sale. 13 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:31,475 Just look a little more raggedy than usual 14 00:00:31,577 --> 00:00:34,610 and put on a sad face. Yeah, that's the one. 15 00:00:34,726 --> 00:00:36,035 Okay, back to work. 16 00:00:36,335 --> 00:00:38,430 Don't worry, Frankie. I'll cover for you Sunday. 17 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:43,081 Really? Oh! Thank you! Wait. Wait. But didn't you say 18 00:00:43,174 --> 00:00:46,726 you and your mom were doing a whole spa day thing? Yeah, that was the plan, 19 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:49,300 but, uh, she's spending the day with her new boyfriend, 20 00:00:49,386 --> 00:00:52,933 and she hasn't exactly told him about me yet. How long have they been dating? 21 00:00:53,021 --> 00:00:54,721 About a year. 22 00:00:59,352 --> 00:01:00,600 I have to stop now. 23 00:01:00,729 --> 00:01:04,232 I only scheduled legos from 4:55 to 5:19, 24 00:01:04,317 --> 00:01:06,243 which leaves me two minutes of transition time 25 00:01:06,398 --> 00:01:07,634 till my mom comes. 26 00:01:09,090 --> 00:01:10,424 He's a little quirky. 27 00:01:11,366 --> 00:01:13,559 Quirky. 28 00:01:13,681 --> 00:01:15,286 Hey, there's your mom. Hey, that's your mom. 29 00:01:15,706 --> 00:01:19,836 I know, Arlo, I'm a minute early. Don't sweat it. He's ready to go. Aren't you, pal? 30 00:01:19,937 --> 00:01:22,259 Brick had fun. Oh, would you mind if the boys did this again 31 00:01:22,341 --> 00:01:25,352 a week from Sunday? Arlo is wide open. Brick, too. Sounds good. 32 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:26,382 Great. 33 00:01:27,534 --> 00:01:29,696 You could've asked me. 34 00:01:31,298 --> 00:01:33,724 A lot of work, that kid. A lot of work. 35 00:01:35,339 --> 00:01:37,704 Oh, ho! Epic fail! 36 00:01:37,836 --> 00:01:39,331 You munched it bad, Darrin. 37 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,835 Okay. Yeah, I gotta dash. 38 00:01:41,992 --> 00:01:44,137 Stew in your stupid, bro. You blew it. 39 00:01:45,430 --> 00:01:47,778 You will not believe what a bonehead Darrin is. 40 00:01:47,871 --> 00:01:52,065 Oh, I might. You don't text a chick to ask her to prom 41 00:01:52,157 --> 00:01:54,625 before the 15th. It's, like, an ironclad rule. 42 00:01:55,581 --> 00:01:58,236 In my opinion, you don't "text a chick" to ask her anything. 43 00:01:58,343 --> 00:01:59,848 You talk to her face-to-face. 44 00:01:59,967 --> 00:02:02,255 Yeah, well, I'm not some dinosaur from the 1800s. 45 00:02:02,371 --> 00:02:05,511 No offense. Oh, none taken. So what's so special about the 15th? 46 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,696 It's basic science. Two weeks out, 47 00:02:07,772 --> 00:02:09,581 you go after your gold-circle hotties, 48 00:02:09,666 --> 00:02:11,637 you know, your premium, floor-level seats. 49 00:02:11,728 --> 00:02:13,780 And if you land one, sweet. But if you get shot down, 50 00:02:13,897 --> 00:02:16,072 you lower your requirements day after day 51 00:02:16,199 --> 00:02:19,889 as the chicks' desperation grows until they converge and bam! 52 00:02:20,011 --> 00:02:22,952 You lock in your level somewhere between front row and loge. 53 00:02:23,106 --> 00:02:24,437 Now if you start too early, 54 00:02:24,559 --> 00:02:26,192 you got no chance at the floor seats. 55 00:02:26,315 --> 00:02:28,447 You're stuck up in the nosebleeds with some uggo. 56 00:02:31,642 --> 00:02:33,344 Mike, you're not gonna believe this. 57 00:02:33,476 --> 00:02:35,469 Mr. Ehlert wanted me to work on Sunday. 58 00:02:35,972 --> 00:02:37,388 This Sunday. 59 00:02:38,010 --> 00:02:39,354 Mother's day? 60 00:02:40,230 --> 00:02:43,514 Oh, I know. I was just too stunned to respond. 61 00:02:43,882 --> 00:02:45,016 What a jerk. 62 00:02:45,443 --> 00:02:48,985 Sue, Axl, Brick, get in here. 63 00:02:49,433 --> 00:02:53,316 Oh! So that's why everybody was making those pot holders. 64 00:02:53,468 --> 00:02:55,139 I probably should've done one. 65 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:57,361 How could we forget mother's day again? 66 00:02:57,496 --> 00:03:00,152 I count on you guys to remember this stuff. How was I supposed to know 67 00:03:00,227 --> 00:03:03,604 it's even on a Sunday this year? I'm not a calendar. I feel horrible. 68 00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:05,895 I just love mom so much. 69 00:03:05,997 --> 00:03:08,134 She deserves the best mother's day ever. 70 00:03:08,259 --> 00:03:10,906 Yeah, well, that ship has sailed. Now we got three days 71 00:03:11,022 --> 00:03:12,915 to slap something together that doesn't suck. 72 00:03:13,016 --> 00:03:15,258 What does your mom like? She likes driving us places. 73 00:03:15,356 --> 00:03:18,463 And doing our laundry and stuff. And making us soup. 74 00:03:18,602 --> 00:03:21,085 No, she doesn't. Whose mom are you thinking of? 75 00:03:21,186 --> 00:03:23,524 I'm talking about a present. What present would she like? 76 00:03:24,848 --> 00:03:26,427 Come on. This should be easy. The woman has nothin'. 77 00:03:26,528 --> 00:03:28,550 Wait. Last year, I remember her saying 78 00:03:28,665 --> 00:03:31,295 she wished everyone would just leave her alone for the day. 79 00:03:31,425 --> 00:03:34,775 I enjoyed that menopause book I read on the airplane. 80 00:03:34,877 --> 00:03:36,132 Hang on, Brick. Let's let Sue finish. 81 00:03:36,261 --> 00:03:40,337 Sue, she really said that? I totally remember her screaming it to grandma. 82 00:03:40,446 --> 00:03:43,888 Hmm. You really think we could pass that off as our present? 83 00:03:44,021 --> 00:03:46,420 The gift of not us? I like it. 84 00:03:49,106 --> 00:03:51,928 So, listen, I wanna float something by you. 85 00:03:52,051 --> 00:03:53,750 Oh, no. That thing from the magazine? 86 00:03:53,876 --> 00:03:56,153 It's fun to think about, but I don't think it'll work 87 00:03:56,255 --> 00:03:59,584 with our height difference. I disagree. But actually, I was talking about mother's day. 88 00:03:59,734 --> 00:04:02,369 Now the kids and I have been talking about 89 00:04:02,454 --> 00:04:05,479 what to get you for weeks now, and we were wonderin' 90 00:04:05,605 --> 00:04:07,982 how you would feel if as your gift, 91 00:04:08,116 --> 00:04:10,725 we just left you alone for the day. 92 00:04:10,836 --> 00:04:13,561 Yes. Oh, Mike, yes, I would love it. 93 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:16,225 I mean, not that I don't want to be with you and the kids. 94 00:04:16,395 --> 00:04:20,144 Oh, we know. We wanna be with you, too. But if they're excited about the idea... 95 00:04:20,264 --> 00:04:23,834 They are pretty excited. Well, if they're excited, then I guess we should do it. 96 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:26,557 She went for it. All you guys gotta do is make her a card, 97 00:04:26,669 --> 00:04:30,945 and we're home free. A card? Ohh! 98 00:04:34,736 --> 00:04:35,998 So mother's day was here, 99 00:04:36,097 --> 00:04:40,823 and I woke up to a sound I'd never heard before-- Silence. 100 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:51,353 Mike? Axl? Brick? Sue? 101 00:04:54,569 --> 00:04:55,956 I didn't know what to do first-- Read... 102 00:04:59,306 --> 00:05:00,401 Sleep... 103 00:05:01,088 --> 00:05:02,051 Watch "Oprah"... 104 00:05:02,991 --> 00:05:04,162 Ooh, maybe I'd even go to the bathroom 105 00:05:04,252 --> 00:05:05,783 without someone pounding on the door. 106 00:05:06,476 --> 00:05:07,663 Damn it. Don't have to go. 107 00:05:08,404 --> 00:05:10,992 Since I accidentally borrowed a few "people" magazines 108 00:05:11,113 --> 00:05:14,071 from my last dentist visit, I decided to read. 109 00:05:15,365 --> 00:05:17,529 And then I remembered something-- I'm blind. 110 00:05:17,709 --> 00:05:20,999 But when I went to the junk drawer for my glasses, 111 00:05:21,094 --> 00:05:22,369 stupid thing was stuck. 112 00:05:22,475 --> 00:05:25,021 But you know what? Not a problem. 113 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,869 I had a whole free day ahead of me, 114 00:05:26,966 --> 00:05:28,941 and I'd been wanting to fix that drawer for weeks. 115 00:05:31,269 --> 00:05:32,608 An hour later, I was done. 116 00:05:32,773 --> 00:05:34,751 Now I just had to put the giant screwdriver 117 00:05:34,855 --> 00:05:36,068 back where it belonged, 118 00:05:36,162 --> 00:05:37,873 and the rest of the day was mine. 119 00:05:39,345 --> 00:05:42,168 Oh, there's that flashlight. 120 00:05:44,072 --> 00:05:46,118 So I decided to go through the batteries because you gotta 121 00:05:46,207 --> 00:05:47,854 have a flashlight in the house with batteries. 122 00:05:48,091 --> 00:05:49,888 But when I went to put it in Mike's nightstand, 123 00:05:49,979 --> 00:05:51,251 it was stuck, too. 124 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:55,789 And then I found something you never want 125 00:05:55,890 --> 00:05:57,990 to find in your husband's nightstand, 126 00:05:58,588 --> 00:06:00,491 something I couldn't ignore-- 127 00:06:01,013 --> 00:06:02,790 An unpaid gas bill. 128 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:05,804 Billing! Billing! I pressed "4." 129 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:07,165 I want to talk to a human. Human! 130 00:06:11,984 --> 00:06:13,331 And then after defrosting the freezer 131 00:06:13,431 --> 00:06:14,945 and scotchgarding the winter shoes, 132 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,154 I don't even know how I ended up here. 133 00:06:17,689 --> 00:06:18,659 Crap. 134 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:23,720 Oh, no! 135 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,821 It can't be 7:45! 136 00:06:25,924 --> 00:06:27,066 This can't be happening. 137 00:06:27,152 --> 00:06:28,734 I blew my whole mother's day. 138 00:06:37,811 --> 00:06:40,123 We're home! Hey, there she is, reading on the couch. 139 00:06:40,238 --> 00:06:43,490 So did you have a great mother's day? So great. How was your day? 140 00:06:43,605 --> 00:06:47,087 I'll let the kids tell you. Guys? Oh! It was so good! 141 00:06:47,214 --> 00:06:49,507 Oh. It was amazing! So awesome, mom. We had so much fun! 142 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,440 Okay, slow down. One at a time. 143 00:06:50,542 --> 00:06:55,259 We wound up going to Brown County. You went to Brown County? I love Brown County! 144 00:06:55,353 --> 00:06:57,196 I didn't know you were planning on going there. 145 00:06:57,299 --> 00:06:59,396 No, we weren't. You know, we were just kinda driving around, 146 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:00,656 and we realized we were halfway there, 147 00:07:00,771 --> 00:07:04,083 so we figured, what the hell? There was this fair with all these rides 148 00:07:04,199 --> 00:07:06,901 and a huge ferris wheel. It was awesome! 149 00:07:07,042 --> 00:07:09,235 I was a little scared at first, but then Axl tickled me, 150 00:07:09,324 --> 00:07:13,069 and I forgot all about it! She had the funniest laugh, so then we all started laughing, 151 00:07:13,162 --> 00:07:16,469 and then the whole-- The whole ferris wheel's laughing. And then we had a picnic lunch. 152 00:07:16,572 --> 00:07:20,394 Of course you did. Mom, you should've been there. We had rhubarb, lemonade 153 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:24,829 and pretzel-crusted fried chicken. And these tiny cakes baked in a jell-o mold. 154 00:07:24,938 --> 00:07:27,606 And we met this amazing family named the Clarys... The Clarys. 155 00:07:27,949 --> 00:07:30,346 And they had these kids that were exactly our age, 156 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,422 and we ended up playing volleyball with them. Net face. 157 00:07:32,533 --> 00:07:35,260 Net face! Net face! What's net face? 158 00:07:35,368 --> 00:07:37,402 Whenever we needed a point, dad would stick his face 159 00:07:37,495 --> 00:07:40,196 in the net and go, "net face. Net face." 160 00:07:40,286 --> 00:07:41,955 And the Clarys would crack up, 161 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:45,496 and they couldn't make the point. You're so funny, dad. 162 00:07:45,609 --> 00:07:46,185 Stop. 163 00:07:46,344 --> 00:07:47,681 You stop. Why don't you both stop? 164 00:07:47,798 --> 00:07:49,887 Oh, hey, almost forgot-- We got somethin' for you. 165 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:55,297 You got me one of those old-timey photos 166 00:07:55,390 --> 00:07:57,303 that I've always wanted to take as a family, 167 00:07:57,414 --> 00:08:01,982 but nobody's ever had the patience to do it. Yep. Now you'll always remember this mother's day. 168 00:08:02,121 --> 00:08:04,291 I sure will. 169 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:08,522 You know, it's funny, I've never been a good gift giver, 170 00:08:08,635 --> 00:08:12,371 but I gotta tell ya, I really think we nailed this one. 171 00:08:12,899 --> 00:08:14,446 Yep. Play your cards right, 172 00:08:14,530 --> 00:08:16,593 I might even leave you alone on Christmas. 173 00:08:18,033 --> 00:08:19,674 Hey. Whoa. What's going on? 174 00:08:19,757 --> 00:08:21,183 What's this? Wh-what's happening? 175 00:08:21,279 --> 00:08:24,586 I had a horrible mother's day! 176 00:08:24,936 --> 00:08:26,686 What are you talking about? You said you had a great day. 177 00:08:26,771 --> 00:08:30,841 I lied. I couldn't find my glasses, 178 00:08:30,942 --> 00:08:33,460 and I shoved the spatula in the stuck drawer, 179 00:08:33,550 --> 00:08:35,043 and the freezer was all crusty, 180 00:08:35,175 --> 00:08:37,179 and I just frittered away the whole day. 181 00:08:37,401 --> 00:08:39,999 The whole day! 182 00:08:40,676 --> 00:08:43,900 And you guys had the best day ever in Brown County! 183 00:08:44,002 --> 00:08:45,838 Oh, no, no. It wasn't that great. 184 00:08:45,911 --> 00:08:48,103 It was-- It was hot, and it was crowded 185 00:08:48,186 --> 00:08:49,824 'cause there were so many moms there. 186 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:52,347 No, that's not what I meant. Uh, we didn't have fun 187 00:08:52,469 --> 00:08:56,896 because we all missed you. Oh, please! Look at this picture. 188 00:08:57,045 --> 00:08:58,767 You have never been happier. 189 00:08:58,865 --> 00:09:01,134 It's as if you had the mother's day 190 00:09:01,210 --> 00:09:04,149 you would've had if I were dead! No, Frankie, stop it. 191 00:09:04,224 --> 00:09:07,338 You know what? We can have another mother's day, okay? Yeah, next year. 192 00:09:07,436 --> 00:09:09,706 No. No, next weekend. We can all go back to Brown County 193 00:09:09,792 --> 00:09:12,628 and we can do it all again with you. How's that sound? 194 00:09:12,729 --> 00:09:15,151 Think you might stop crying if we did that? 195 00:09:15,281 --> 00:09:17,341 I think I might. 196 00:09:18,727 --> 00:09:19,720 Mom screwed up her mother's day, 197 00:09:19,798 --> 00:09:22,189 so next Sunday we're doing it again. 198 00:09:26,354 --> 00:09:28,165 Come on, guys. Second mother's day can't start without us. 199 00:09:28,264 --> 00:09:30,536 Let's hit the road. Axl, quit messing with the phone 200 00:09:30,645 --> 00:09:32,388 and get in the car. Shh. It's the 15th. 201 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,789 I'm texting my number one prom draft pick-- Maddie Heldman. 202 00:09:34,892 --> 00:09:38,444 Here it goes. "You, me, prom. Answer in 30 minutes, 203 00:09:38,531 --> 00:09:42,738 or I move on." I'm glad we're doing a redo. Last week I forgot my money, 204 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,538 so I couldn't buy anything at the gift shop. 205 00:09:44,655 --> 00:09:46,873 But this week I've got $17 in my change purse, 206 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:48,525 and I plan on spending $13 of it. 207 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:51,765 Oh, fun! See, this is the way mother's day should be. 208 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:54,345 I mean, how often do we get to do things with just our family? 209 00:09:54,452 --> 00:09:56,899 Hi. Arlo's here for his playdate. 210 00:09:57,015 --> 00:09:59,765 Oh, yeah. No, we're kinda doing a family thing today. 211 00:09:59,879 --> 00:10:01,904 Oh, no. He's already put it in his datebook. 212 00:10:01,986 --> 00:10:03,550 If you change it, he could really flip out. 213 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,489 Aw. What happened to the fair? 214 00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:13,499 Sorry, folks. It's all coming down. 215 00:10:13,615 --> 00:10:15,495 It was just special last week for mother's day. 216 00:10:16,497 --> 00:10:19,758 Hey, who needs rides anyway? 217 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:22,336 Spending time with my family is all that matters. 218 00:10:22,463 --> 00:10:24,092 I have to go to the bathroom. 219 00:10:24,368 --> 00:10:25,858 Brick, you wanna take Arlo... 220 00:10:28,873 --> 00:10:30,446 Mrs. Heck, are you still here? 221 00:10:30,591 --> 00:10:33,382 Yes, Arlo, I'm still here. I've been here for 15 minutes. 222 00:10:34,273 --> 00:10:36,993 Can you put your foot under the door so I believe you? 223 00:10:40,677 --> 00:10:42,755 This isn't happening! 224 00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:44,919 I'm supposed to get a text back from Maddie about prom, 225 00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:47,599 and I got no bars. I've been all over this place, 226 00:10:47,717 --> 00:10:49,297 from the candle shop, all the way 227 00:10:49,389 --> 00:10:52,654 to the other candle shop. No bars. 228 00:10:52,811 --> 00:10:56,569 Okay, let's get this party started, huh? 229 00:10:56,688 --> 00:10:58,303 Arlo, you can let go now. 230 00:10:58,568 --> 00:11:00,641 So... what should we do first? 231 00:11:00,756 --> 00:11:02,742 Well, last week we had a picnic lunch, and they give you 232 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:06,144 these big blankets to spread out in the park. Oh, that sounds perfect. 233 00:11:06,258 --> 00:11:09,285 And I heard all about that pretzel-crusted fried chicken. 234 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:10,962 And the cake baked in jell-o. 235 00:11:11,063 --> 00:11:15,531 I would eat your shoe if it was baked in jell-o. You got it. Axl, put your phone away. 236 00:11:15,638 --> 00:11:16,781 Sue, decide already. 237 00:11:16,894 --> 00:11:19,281 It's your mom's special day. We're having a picnic. Whoo! 238 00:11:19,488 --> 00:11:21,761 I'd like to purchase this Indiana cow creamer, please. 239 00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:24,193 Wait a minute. 240 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,539 Pine cone earrings with a matching necklace! 241 00:11:28,039 --> 00:11:29,674 I'm sorry. We aren't serving food today. 242 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,950 That was just special last week for mother's day. 243 00:11:35,124 --> 00:11:38,584 Okay, we got a choice between... 244 00:11:38,682 --> 00:11:40,421 Ham and cheese, turkey and cheese, 245 00:11:40,543 --> 00:11:43,279 and cheese and cheese. 246 00:11:43,511 --> 00:11:45,876 Frankie, it's your special day, so you get first dibs. 247 00:11:45,961 --> 00:11:48,861 Mrs. Heck, I have allergies. 248 00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:50,947 Of course you do. 249 00:11:51,047 --> 00:11:54,346 I'm allergic to wheat, gluten, dairy, and cats. 250 00:11:54,456 --> 00:11:55,996 Well, thank you, Arlo, but I don't think 251 00:11:56,087 --> 00:11:57,832 you're gonna be eating any cat sandwiches. 252 00:11:57,962 --> 00:12:00,171 Or maybe you will. 253 00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:02,983 Okay, I just got the best gift from the gift shop. 254 00:12:03,095 --> 00:12:06,110 It's a plaque that says-- Are you ready? 255 00:12:06,244 --> 00:12:08,914 Nurses call the shots. 256 00:12:09,072 --> 00:12:10,652 Get it? Shots? 257 00:12:10,761 --> 00:12:12,653 'Cause nurses give people shots. 258 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:17,146 Maybe it's only funny if you're a nurse, which I am not. 259 00:12:17,298 --> 00:12:18,574 I'll be right back. 260 00:12:22,606 --> 00:12:23,742 This is fun. 261 00:12:23,891 --> 00:12:26,059 Yeah, this is fun. 262 00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:29,681 Okay, Arlo, buddy, you're sitting a little close there. 263 00:12:29,809 --> 00:12:31,384 How about giving me a few inches here, huh? 264 00:12:31,527 --> 00:12:35,584 So... what else did you guys do last week? 265 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,273 Uh, well, we, um, played volleyball. 266 00:12:38,412 --> 00:12:41,179 Well, bring it on! Net face. Net face. 267 00:12:44,371 --> 00:12:46,685 Axl, get over here. We're gonna play volleyball. 268 00:12:46,795 --> 00:12:50,105 Oh, my God! I still can't get service 'cause I'm stuck 269 00:12:50,196 --> 00:12:52,975 in this backwoods, hillbilly tourist trap. 270 00:12:53,089 --> 00:12:54,564 Not a tourist trap. It's a cultural center. 271 00:12:54,637 --> 00:12:58,733 How cool is this hat? I mean, I love drinking beverages, 272 00:12:58,813 --> 00:13:00,418 but it's such a hassle holding the cups, 273 00:13:00,509 --> 00:13:02,119 and now I don't have to. 274 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:06,350 I'll go back and get something else. 275 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,481 No. No one's going anywhere until we play volleyball. 276 00:13:10,338 --> 00:13:11,941 Mrs. Heck? 277 00:13:17,681 --> 00:13:20,423 Okay, we're back. Who wants to be on my team? 278 00:13:20,547 --> 00:13:22,014 Arlo, you're on Brick's side. 279 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,832 All this stupid redo stuff? 280 00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:28,705 You know, my last birthday kinda sucked. Do I get a redo? 281 00:13:28,857 --> 00:13:30,787 How about Sue? She's had a crappy 14 years. 282 00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,422 Does she get a redo? Hey! 283 00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:35,987 But the Clary family isn't even here. They're what made it fun. 284 00:13:36,112 --> 00:13:38,851 We don't need the Clarys to have fun. We got Hecks. 285 00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:41,294 Okay, you ready? I got a killer serve. 286 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,217 Who's up for an old-timey photo? 287 00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:52,910 Are you sure you can't find a cute cancan girl costume? 288 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,637 I've always wanted to be a cancan girl, 289 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:57,794 you know, with the feather and maybe a bottle of hooch? 290 00:13:57,939 --> 00:14:00,299 They're already put away. Look, I'm doing you a favor. 291 00:14:00,391 --> 00:14:02,070 I'm supposed to be closed already. 292 00:14:02,289 --> 00:14:03,817 Sue, Axl, Brick, let's go! 293 00:14:04,206 --> 00:14:07,019 Are you sure this time? Positive. Can you imagine 294 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,592 how cool I'll be at school with this giant pencil? 295 00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,797 Everyone will be like, "there's the girl with the giant pencil." 296 00:14:12,925 --> 00:14:14,963 I love it. How you gonna sharpen it? 297 00:14:17,169 --> 00:14:19,839 Come on, Sue! The photographer has to leave! 298 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:23,120 Arlo, stop yanking my chain. Where's Brick? 299 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,750 I don't know. He was here a second ago. 300 00:14:25,649 --> 00:14:28,522 Brick! I'll look. 301 00:14:29,654 --> 00:14:31,001 Wait. A signal. 302 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:32,462 I got it. 303 00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:35,500 I lost it. 304 00:14:35,822 --> 00:14:36,993 Lady, I really gotta go. 305 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,560 How about I just take one of you and your son? 306 00:14:38,717 --> 00:14:41,816 He's not my s-- Oh, screw it. Just take the picture. 307 00:14:45,253 --> 00:14:48,158 Brick, you're supposed to be inside. 308 00:14:48,312 --> 00:14:50,213 I needed a break from Arlo. 309 00:14:50,372 --> 00:14:52,710 You know, it was an interesting experiment, 310 00:14:52,811 --> 00:14:54,127 but I don't need a friend. 311 00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:57,243 I did it. I finally got the perfect souvenir. 312 00:14:57,374 --> 00:15:00,553 What does an octopus have to do with Brown County? 313 00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:03,241 Duh. His hat says "I heart Brown County." 314 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,857 Plus, I just love the ocean so much. 315 00:15:06,024 --> 00:15:07,853 Hey, there she is. 316 00:15:07,984 --> 00:15:09,789 I found everybody, and we're ready to take that picture. 317 00:15:09,928 --> 00:15:12,318 It's over Mike. We already took it, and it's something 318 00:15:12,442 --> 00:15:16,526 mother and son's friend will treasure forever. No, if you want the kids to take a picture, 319 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,236 they're gonna take a picture, even if I have to 320 00:15:18,357 --> 00:15:22,231 crack some heads to get it. You know what? Forget it. Let's just give up and go home. 321 00:15:22,364 --> 00:15:23,721 Yes! No way. 322 00:15:23,837 --> 00:15:27,227 Why not? It's what she wants. Excuse me. Ferris wheel's still up. 323 00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:30,410 How about you let us take quick ride? What? Sorry. No can do. 324 00:15:30,537 --> 00:15:33,558 Listen, this is for my wife. 325 00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:35,489 She screwed up her mother's day, this is a redo, 326 00:15:35,596 --> 00:15:36,768 and nothing's going right. 327 00:15:36,907 --> 00:15:39,606 But you got a ferris wheel, and she loves ferris wheels. 328 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,328 This could turn the whole thing around for me. 329 00:15:41,447 --> 00:15:45,900 I'll give you 10 bucks. Happy mother's day, ma'am. You got five minutes. 330 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:49,083 Whoo-hoo! Yay! Yay! We're riding on the ferris wheel! 331 00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:50,388 Let's do this so I can go home. 332 00:15:50,902 --> 00:15:51,973 Mrs. Heck? 333 00:15:59,683 --> 00:16:00,914 Okay, we're back. 334 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,608 Brick, are you sure you don't wanna ride with Arlo? 335 00:16:03,706 --> 00:16:06,114 Sorry. Love to, but I'm already in! 336 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:12,238 Wow! Isn't this great? 337 00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:14,004 Isn't this fun, kids? 338 00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:15,755 It is now! 339 00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:18,370 I'm getting a signal! I've got bars! 340 00:16:18,537 --> 00:16:22,047 Wow. You can see for miles. 341 00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:23,994 Oh, I bet it wasn't this pretty last week. 342 00:16:24,097 --> 00:16:26,133 Isn't this wonderful? Octie! 343 00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:37,785 Can you please be careful with Octie? 344 00:16:37,894 --> 00:16:39,068 I think I might want to return him 345 00:16:39,158 --> 00:16:40,776 for a chicken head oven mitt. 346 00:16:40,893 --> 00:16:45,769 The text. I finally got the text. Ha ha! 347 00:16:45,887 --> 00:16:50,558 Yes! She said yes! I'm going to the prom with Ashley. 348 00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:53,982 Wait. Who's Ashley? 349 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,998 God, I texted the wrong number. 350 00:16:58,113 --> 00:17:01,935 Thanks for the crappy phone with the small buttons, mom and dad! 351 00:17:04,365 --> 00:17:06,219 Well, this sucks. 352 00:17:06,441 --> 00:17:08,911 I thought it would be hard to top last week's mother's day, 353 00:17:09,007 --> 00:17:10,911 but I think we've done it. 354 00:17:11,171 --> 00:17:14,609 Well, I'm sorry mother's day was so miserable for you. 355 00:17:14,705 --> 00:17:16,481 Mike, I'm not blaming you. 356 00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:18,444 Really? 'Cause it sounds like you are. 357 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,783 No, no. It's not your fault. 358 00:17:20,893 --> 00:17:25,236 Maybe sneaking off to Brown County last week 359 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:28,328 wasn't the greatest idea, but-- I didn't sneak off. 360 00:17:28,419 --> 00:17:31,484 Well, you didn't tell me. You said you wanted to be left alone. 361 00:17:31,603 --> 00:17:33,594 I didn't think you cared where we were going. Oh, come on. 362 00:17:33,689 --> 00:17:36,588 You know I have always wanted to come to Brown County. 363 00:17:36,703 --> 00:17:38,452 Have you ever wanted to come to Brown County? 364 00:17:38,562 --> 00:17:40,232 Not that I can remember. Well, you're here now 365 00:17:40,328 --> 00:17:42,427 and clearly having the time of your life. Well, we got kids in the gift shop, 366 00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:45,192 Axl on his cell phone, and... 367 00:17:45,311 --> 00:17:48,634 So I bring you to Brown County. You're not happy. 368 00:17:48,731 --> 00:17:50,605 I gave you the day to yourself. You're not happy. 369 00:17:50,688 --> 00:17:52,131 You know, I worked really hard to give you 370 00:17:52,229 --> 00:17:53,927 the mother's day you wanted. Oh, pfft! 371 00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:56,691 What's a "pfft"? You didn't work that hard. 372 00:17:56,798 --> 00:17:59,716 You don't think I heard you three days before mother's day? 373 00:17:59,823 --> 00:18:02,902 "Sue, Brick, Axl, get in here." And then you left me alone 374 00:18:02,989 --> 00:18:04,747 for mother's day. How hard was that? 375 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,540 That's what you wanted! It's not what I wanted. 376 00:18:06,639 --> 00:18:09,717 That's what you said you wanted! I didn't know what I wanted! I thought it'd be fun! 377 00:18:09,795 --> 00:18:12,440 It wasn't fun! I can't believe this. When I got the kids home last weekend, 378 00:18:12,537 --> 00:18:16,154 I thought you'd thank me. For what? For sucking down jell-o cakes with the Clarys 379 00:18:16,258 --> 00:18:18,238 while I had my arm shoved in the toilet?! 380 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:21,478 You know, next father's day, how about I take the kids out 381 00:18:21,592 --> 00:18:23,928 and leave you home alone all day? Huh? How about that? 382 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:27,456 Great. Oh, yeah, you know what? You would just love that. 383 00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:30,235 It's just so easy being a man. Not right now it isn't. 384 00:18:30,372 --> 00:18:32,611 I don't know what more I could've done for you, Frankie. 385 00:18:32,716 --> 00:18:34,918 I gave you two mother's days. Crappy ones. 386 00:18:35,011 --> 00:18:38,591 Okay, you know what, Frankie? And then Mike said something 387 00:18:38,677 --> 00:18:41,249 you shouldn't say to any woman on any day, 388 00:18:41,368 --> 00:18:44,022 especially her second mother's day. 389 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,835 You know what? That's it. I'm outta here. 390 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,138 Where you gonna go? We're stuck. No, you're stuck. 391 00:18:58,916 --> 00:19:00,964 Little farther down than you thought, huh, Frankie? 392 00:19:01,075 --> 00:19:03,006 Come on. Let's get you to the couch. 393 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,753 Do you think Arlo ever heard that word before? 394 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,178 'Cause he acted like he never heard that word. 395 00:19:08,298 --> 00:19:10,525 You should've said it earlier, dad. 396 00:19:10,624 --> 00:19:14,410 Sure made him quiet in the car. Yeah, but the point is, 397 00:19:14,539 --> 00:19:16,291 I should never have said that to your mom, 398 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,350 no matter how many mother's days she made me give her. 399 00:19:18,473 --> 00:19:21,620 Okay. Here we go. Magazines. 400 00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,842 Remote. 401 00:19:24,268 --> 00:19:26,443 Peach pie from Neptune's grill. 402 00:19:26,813 --> 00:19:28,730 Happy mother's day. 403 00:19:30,818 --> 00:19:32,675 I'm sorry, Mike. 404 00:19:32,865 --> 00:19:34,401 I know I was acting crazy. 405 00:19:34,513 --> 00:19:39,014 It's just that sometimes as a mom, you know, you-- 406 00:19:39,097 --> 00:19:40,717 When you're with your kids, you wanna be alone, 407 00:19:40,821 --> 00:19:42,831 and then when you're alone, you wanna be with them. 408 00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:44,420 It's like, no matter where you are, 409 00:19:44,526 --> 00:19:48,006 you feel guilty that you're not in the other place, you know? No. 410 00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:51,334 No? I don't feel guilt that way... ever. 411 00:19:51,472 --> 00:19:52,991 Sorry. 412 00:19:53,339 --> 00:19:55,458 Jeez. Fathers shouldn't even get a day. 413 00:19:55,601 --> 00:19:58,625 No guilt. That must be nice. It really is. 414 00:19:58,746 --> 00:20:04,657 Okay, kids, let's vamoose and let your mom relax in peace. Okay. Good night, mom. Love you. 415 00:20:04,747 --> 00:20:05,959 Good night, mom. Love you. Wait, wait, wait. Where you going? 416 00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:08,243 It's still mother's day. I wanna be with you guys. 417 00:20:08,761 --> 00:20:09,300 Okay. 418 00:20:16,075 --> 00:20:19,468 You know what? Not this close. I just want to see you guys. 419 00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:23,453 Maybe you could go over there and just get along or something? 420 00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:25,463 Sure, okay. 421 00:20:31,035 --> 00:20:32,875 Um, us three against Axl. 422 00:20:38,885 --> 00:20:39,701 Perfect. 423 00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:43,277 Now this is the mother's day I wanted. 424 00:20:50,687 --> 00:20:56,000 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 425 00:20:56,050 --> 00:21:00,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35358

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