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Americans have had a
long love affair with their cars...
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Road trips, tailgating,
family vacations...
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But these days, not so much.
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America is
treating its cars
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Like an old wife
it's sick of sleeping with,
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'cause maybe
she's gained a little weight
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Or stopped taking care
of herself.
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No offense, frances.
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None taken?
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America's bored
with their cars,
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And we need a little p.R.
To fix that.
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Everybody give a big hand
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To our new
customer relations supervisor...
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Frances heck.
Oh.
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From now on, frances,
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You're responsible
for writing birthday cards
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To all the cars we've sold
over the last ten yes.
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I'm writing birthday cards
to cars?
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You have until next week
to do 5,000.
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Congratulations
on your promotion.
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Shall we toast
to your new promotion?
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I know, right?
More busywork I don't need.
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Which reminds me,
I got roped into volunteering
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In brick's class tomorrow, so you're gonna
have to do it. No, I don't think I am.
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Come on. You're always
saying you're looking
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For more ways to get involved. No, I don't
think I've ever said that once in my entire life.
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Hey, mom? Do you think
you could make me
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My favorite dinner on Saturday?
I can hardly think to tomorrow.
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How about you ask me Friday
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About what we're having
for dinner on Saturday?
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Okay. I will.
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Okay.
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I'll ask you Friday.
I'll do that.
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Definitely.
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Okay!
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Friday then!
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Th...
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Th...
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"the." the word's "the,"
just like last time.
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Still "the."
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I don't think so.
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Well,
I'm pretty sure I'm right.
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Ugh, this is a hard one.
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Guys, we've been
on the same page for 20 minutes.
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I'll tell you what.
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Why doesn't ick read a page
to you guys,
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Just to get
a little momentum going?
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"and then, as if in a dream,
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"a mysterious specter
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"rose from... The darkness,
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"a brilliant light
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Emanating from its golden
and splendiferous orb."
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Did he memorize that?
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No. It's just what he does.
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He's been reading like that nce he
was 2. Brick is really something.
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He can't remember
to throw his lunch away
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Or pull up his pants,
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But then he has a victory
like last week,
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And you almost forget
the other things.
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He had a victory?
What kind of victory?
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Oh, I thought you knew.
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He won
the school-wide spelling bee.
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School-wide.
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"dear beige hatchback,
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I can't believe
you're another year older."
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Hey, mom. I was thinking
I might want to have,
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Like, eight or nine friends
sleep over this Saturday.
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I mean, unless you've got
something else planned.
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I don't know.
It's kind of a crazy week.
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A big sleepover
isn't really a good idea.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Crazy week.
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Sure. I understand.
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Crazy week.
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Mom thinks a sleepover's
not a good idea,
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So I'm gonna think
of something else.
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Okay, you do that.
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Frankie, do you have any idea
how smart this kid is?
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He's light-years ahead
of the other kids.
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They're idiots
next to him.
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Tell her, brick. Tell her how stupid
they are. They're pretty stupid.
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Mike.
Sorry. I'm excited.
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Did you know our boy won
the school-wide spelling bee?
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Brick, that's great!
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Why didn't you say anything?
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Did they give you a certificate
or something? ⪠da da da âª
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It was no big deal.
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You hear this kid? No big
deal? He beat fifth graders.
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And he qualified
for the orson county bee
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At the elks this Saturday,
and if he wins that,
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Midwest regionals in chigo
next week, and if he wins that,
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The scripps spelling bee
in washington, D.C.
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We got a champ here!
Heck! Heck! Heck!
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Yeah, I don't think I'm
gonna do it. What? Why not?
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Well, it's Saturday.
Saturday's my day to decompress.
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Look, brick,
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The overlap between
things you're good at
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And things people give out
trophies for... Is pretty small.
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You gotta do this, son.
You have a gift!
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Wow. I'd never seen
mike like this
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About anything
not sports-related.
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But it sort of makes sense.
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See, when you're a parent
of brick,
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You spend a lot of time with
your face looking like this...
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So if mike had a chance
to look like this...
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You can't blame him
for wanting to run with it.
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For the next week,
mike coached him
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Like he'd never been coached before.
Are you ready to spell?
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I'm ready to spell.
I can't hear you!
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I'm ready to spell!
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"Perspicacious."
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P-e-r-s-p-i-c-a-c-i-o-u-s.
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"Perspicacious."
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Is that right?
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Attaboy!
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"Onomatopoeia."
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O-n-o-m-a-t...
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O-p-o-e-i-a.
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Onomatopoeia.
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That's correct!
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Yep, for all the crap
you go through being a parent,
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There are some moments
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You just know
you're doing something right...
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He won.
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Your brother won.
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Brick heck, ture champ.
He's heading for regionals.
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Which are inevitably
followed by other moments.
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⪠happy birthday to me âª
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That's why
you kept asking
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About a slumber party
and your favorite dinner.
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Why didn't you just say
it was for your birthday?
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I didn't think I had to!
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I thought mothers just
automatically remember
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The day
their children are born.
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I'm sorry. There's no excuse.
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But I had a lot on my plate!
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All you were doing all week
was writing birthday cards!
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You remembered
a station wagon's birthday,
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But not mine?
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Honey, your mother and I
are sorry. We feel terrible.
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We'll make it up to you.
Anything you want.
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You name it,
and it's yours.
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Can we celebrate my birthday
next weekend?
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Sure!
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If you don't mind
celebrating...
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In Chicago.
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Oh, my God!
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We're going to chicago
for my birthday?
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We sure are.
And for brick's spelling bee.
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Oh, can we go
to water tower place
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And the art institute? We can
drive by them on the way to the bee.
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Oh, my God!
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Are you guys trying to
pass off brick's spelling bee
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As my birthday present?!
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No! Sure, we'll go
to the bee while we're there,
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But your present is
that you get to be in charge
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Of the whole trip!
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The whole trip?
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I'm listening.
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Every decision on the way
will be yours.
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Where we eat,
where we stay...
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It's all up to you,
my sweet girl
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Because we love you
and it's your birthday
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And we feel very, very guilty.
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Oh! I want to stay mad,
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But this is better than
a slumber party
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Or chicken parmesan.
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Road trip!
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Road trip!
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Chicken parmesan...
that's her favorite.
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Oh, I was way off.
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Well, why did we have
to get up so early?
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You interrupted my R.E.M. Sleep.
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My whole body clock's gonna be off. Only
clock that matters is mine and your brother's.
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We're on a schedule here.
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We need brick rested
and in the motel by 5:00.
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He's got a big day tomorrow.
Big weekend for him. And me
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My clock matters. And sue
because it's her birthday weekend.
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Right. Sorry.
And sue.
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My clock matters. And sue because
it'si'm gonna get postcards
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From every fun thing we do
for my birthday weekend,
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And mom's gonna help me make 'em into a
scrapbook. Awesome. I'm gonna take pictures
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Of every lame thing we do
on ts lame weekend,
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And then mom can look to them
for clues as to why I ran away.
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Brick, you cool enough?
Crack the window.
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Gotta keep that noggin
oxygenated.
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Spell "oxygenated."
mike...
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Actually, I think
I, the birthday girl,
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Might enjoy a window, too.
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Axl, switch with me. No way.
I'm not sitting on the hump.
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Axl, you can call the shots
when we forget your birthday.
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Get on the hump.
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Hey, who's up for singing?
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⪠the hecks went traveling âª
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⪠to chicago one day âª
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⪠when along came
an avalanche âª
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⪠interrupting their way âª
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I wish.
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⪠oh, they went... âª
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I'm not singing!
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It's my birthday trip.
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Now "this land is your land," in a round!
Dad, do you think you could pick up some speed
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So that when I hurl myself
out of the car,
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I actually kill myself instead
of just being injured? Sure.
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I'm hungry.
Hungry.
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Brick's hungry.
What snack did you pack?
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I've got pretzels, candy corn,
cheese corn, kettle corn,
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Girl scout cookies
and frosting for dipping.
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It's all in the blue bag.
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You forgot the blue bag?!
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It's okay! Look,
"bicentennial diner, 30 miles."
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We're not stopping.
I want to get to the hotel
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Early tonight
so brick can get his rest.
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We can drive through somewhere.
But it said they had candle dipping.
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That would be an
awesome postcard.
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And birthday girl does
get to pick the activities.
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We did promise her, mike.
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And besides, the sign said
their food is "revolutionary."
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This is gross.
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I think I'm eating
a potpie from 1776.
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Well, I love
my "ye old cobb salad."
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They don't have
candle dipping...
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Or postcards.
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Now I'll have nothing
to remember this place by.
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Aw, cheer up.
Maybe you'll get hepatitis.
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Oh, well.
You guys are so gonna love
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The next place
on the birthday trip.
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I read in the aaa trip-tik
that indiana is home
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To the world's largest
oak tree stump!
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Cool!
Lame.
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It's the eighth wonder
of muncie!
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I bet no one at home
has a postcard
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From the world's
largest stump.
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Why do you think
that is, sue? Why?
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We have to get to the motel,
get brick a nice hot bath,
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Go over the flash cards
and get him into bed.
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No way we're gonna do that
if we drive an hour and a half
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Out of our way to look
at some stump.
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I had the lowest
of expectations,
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And I'm still disappointed.
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So Sue's little side trips
had landed us in Chicago
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Smack in the middle
of rush hour.
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But three cranky hours later,
we finally made it
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To the motels we had picked.
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Oh... My... God.
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Sue should never be allowed
to decide anything again
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In our entire lives! This place
makes our house look nice!
248
00:11:05,088 --> 00:11:06,955
Axl.
249
00:11:06,956 --> 00:11:10,191
Uh, well...
See, it's not so bad!
250
00:11:10,192 --> 00:11:11,726
There's a tv.
251
00:11:11,727 --> 00:11:14,796
And the bathroom is...
252
00:11:14,797 --> 00:11:16,831
There's poop in the toilet!
253
00:11:16,832 --> 00:11:18,332
Aw, man!
Ew!
254
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,969
Aw, gross! All right.
We'll just flush it.
255
00:11:20,970 --> 00:11:22,904
It's not a big deal. My God!
256
00:11:25,074 --> 00:11:27,742
Mike, I need help!
257
00:11:27,743 --> 00:11:29,677
And towels!
258
00:11:29,678 --> 00:11:32,613
Oh. Watch tv.
259
00:11:38,053 --> 00:11:39,687
The tv doesn't work.
260
00:11:39,688 --> 00:11:42,256
What did you say?
261
00:11:42,257 --> 00:11:43,891
The tv doesn't work.
262
00:11:43,892 --> 00:11:45,559
See? It's just static.
263
00:11:47,062 --> 00:11:49,163
Well, thank you, sue,
264
00:11:49,164 --> 00:11:51,331
For the worst vacation
we've ever had,
265
00:11:51,332 --> 00:11:54,501
And I am including the ozarks
and the frog infestation.
266
00:11:54,502 --> 00:11:56,737
I mean, come on, people!
You know we're all thinking it!
267
00:11:56,738 --> 00:11:57,839
Hey, we could spend all night
268
00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,074
Criticizing
sue's lousy decisions,
269
00:11:59,075 --> 00:12:02,044
But we need some sleep,
so start sleeping now!
270
00:12:12,318 --> 00:12:14,721
Sue, knock it off!
271
00:12:14,722 --> 00:12:16,656
Go to sleep.
272
00:12:16,657 --> 00:12:18,625
Okay.
273
00:12:20,761 --> 00:12:22,496
You happy now?
274
00:12:22,497 --> 00:12:24,831
Sue's crying,
and you're yelling at her.
275
00:12:24,832 --> 00:12:26,466
I wasn't yelling.
276
00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:28,968
I don't want her
to wake up brick.
277
00:12:28,969 --> 00:12:31,404
Yeah, that's right.
It's all about brick.
278
00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:33,406
That's why he gets the bed,
279
00:12:33,407 --> 00:12:35,809
And I'm sleeping on this
disgusting, crunchy carpet.
280
00:12:35,810 --> 00:12:38,244
No, we're sleeping on this
disgusting, crunchy carpet
281
00:12:38,245 --> 00:12:40,880
Because you had to give
the other bed to sue.
282
00:12:40,881 --> 00:12:43,249
We forgot her birthday.
283
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:46,285
I know. But this wasn't the
way to make it up to her.
284
00:12:46,286 --> 00:12:48,254
This weekend is
about the spelling bee.
285
00:12:48,255 --> 00:12:51,190
The spelling bee is a big deal. To who?
286
00:12:51,191 --> 00:12:53,492
What's that supposed
to mean?
287
00:12:53,493 --> 00:12:55,427
It's a big deal to you.
288
00:12:55,428 --> 00:12:58,029
You're the one that
wants the trophy.
289
00:12:58,030 --> 00:13:00,732
You're the one that wants
to win! That's ridiculous.
290
00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:02,934
Don't you roll away from me!
It's true!
291
00:13:02,935 --> 00:13:05,270
You've been out of control
this whole weekend.
292
00:13:05,271 --> 00:13:07,705
I'm not the one agreeing
to every half-baked idea
293
00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:11,275
My 13-year-old comes up
with. 14. She had a birthday.
294
00:13:11,276 --> 00:13:14,277
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
295
00:13:14,278 --> 00:13:16,779
I can hear you.
296
00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:18,748
I can hear you!
297
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:24,719
Sue, come on!
298
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,387
It's me.
299
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:29,056
I just wanted
to make everybody happy.
300
00:13:29,057 --> 00:13:32,059
Oh, man!
301
00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:38,168
I read something
somewhere about...
302
00:13:38,202 --> 00:13:41,138
"no matter how dark the night,
the sun comes up..."
303
00:13:41,172 --> 00:13:43,640
And something, something...
Anyway, the sun came up,
304
00:13:43,674 --> 00:13:46,777
And it sure didn't make
that room look any better.
305
00:13:46,811 --> 00:13:48,512
But then...
306
00:13:48,546 --> 00:13:50,848
Happy birthday.
307
00:13:58,323 --> 00:14:00,224
Oh, doughnut holes?
308
00:14:00,258 --> 00:14:03,126
I had to drive 10 miles
up the road to find 'em,
309
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,962
But, yeah, I know
they're your favorite. Aw!
310
00:14:05,997 --> 00:14:07,264
Thanks, dad.
311
00:14:07,298 --> 00:14:09,933
I'm sorry if I was short
with you last night.
312
00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:12,435
I know this hasn't been
a great birthday,
313
00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:14,704
And I'm sorry for that,
too.
314
00:14:14,739 --> 00:14:16,940
How about,
when we get home,
315
00:14:16,974 --> 00:14:19,242
We throw you
a nice, big party?
316
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,378
Really?
317
00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:25,950
We okay?
318
00:14:25,984 --> 00:14:28,619
Mm-hmm, we're okay.
319
00:14:28,654 --> 00:14:31,423
But, dad?
Yeah, honey?
320
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,559
Doughnut holes
are brick's favorite.
321
00:14:33,593 --> 00:14:35,027
I like waffles.
322
00:14:35,062 --> 00:14:37,997
Really?
323
00:14:41,435 --> 00:14:43,536
I like doughnut holes.
324
00:14:46,907 --> 00:14:49,341
Remember, don't start spelling
the word unless you know it.
325
00:14:49,376 --> 00:14:51,977
I wonder why I'm number 11.
And...and ask for the definition,
326
00:14:52,012 --> 00:14:54,913
Even if you know the word.
Hey, look! When I look down,
327
00:14:54,947 --> 00:14:58,516
My number looks the same to me as it
does to you. Brick, forget about the sign.
328
00:14:58,551 --> 00:15:01,619
You should be focusing on
letters right now, not numbers.
329
00:15:01,653 --> 00:15:03,688
Now over there,
that's your main competition...
330
00:15:03,722 --> 00:15:06,123
Sanjit bawa.
Hey!
331
00:15:06,158 --> 00:15:08,159
Brick,
don't befriend your enemy!
332
00:15:08,193 --> 00:15:10,227
He's nothing to you.
You're gonna take him down,
333
00:15:10,261 --> 00:15:13,430
Got it? Okay. When are we heading home?
334
00:15:13,465 --> 00:15:16,467
Can we eat at der
pancake haus on the way?
335
00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:18,736
Sue said that
they make the pancakes
336
00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:21,372
Right at your table.
Brick...
337
00:15:21,406 --> 00:15:23,340
Your ma said something
last night.
338
00:15:23,374 --> 00:15:26,109
Do you even care
about winning this thing?
339
00:15:26,144 --> 00:15:29,413
I don't know.
'cause, you know, you win,
340
00:15:29,447 --> 00:15:32,382
You get a trophy
to put on your shelf.
341
00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:35,953
I thought you'd think that was really cool.
Nah, I don't really care about the winning part.
342
00:15:35,987 --> 00:15:37,787
I just like to spell.
343
00:15:37,822 --> 00:15:40,790
And that's when
it finally sunk in for mike.
344
00:15:40,824 --> 00:15:43,525
Brick really didn't care,
345
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,494
And that chang everything.
346
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,197
That's your edge! That's how
you're gonna win this thing...
347
00:15:48,231 --> 00:15:49,798
By not caring.
348
00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:52,200
You're the ice man!
You're my brick of ice!
349
00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:53,968
You see, unlike brick,
350
00:15:54,002 --> 00:15:57,004
Mike really does like
the winning part.
351
00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:58,939
If we can, please have
352
00:15:58,973 --> 00:16:02,308
All the contestants
take their places?
353
00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:06,078
How is he?
He doesn't care at all.
354
00:16:06,213 --> 00:16:08,948
I think we got a real shot.
355
00:16:08,982 --> 00:16:10,549
Ladies and gentlemen,
356
00:16:10,584 --> 00:16:12,551
Welcome to the 45th annual
midwest regionals.
357
00:16:12,586 --> 00:16:16,055
The winner of this competition
will go on to compete
358
00:16:16,089 --> 00:16:17,857
In the scripps national
spelling bee
359
00:16:17,891 --> 00:16:20,994
In washington, D.C.
Let the spelling begin!
360
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:29,670
"Grammar."
G-r-a-m-m-a-r.
361
00:16:29,704 --> 00:16:30,771
"Grammar."
362
00:16:30,805 --> 00:16:32,773
That is correct.
363
00:16:38,447 --> 00:16:39,848
"Privilege."
364
00:16:39,882 --> 00:16:43,985
P-r-i-v-e-l-e-g-e.
365
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:47,589
I'm sorry. That's incorrect.
366
00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:52,828
"Sebaceous."
S-e-b-a...
367
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:55,430
"Minutia."
M-i-n-u-t-i...
368
00:16:55,465 --> 00:16:58,968
"Saboteur."
S... a-b...
369
00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:01,704
O-u-s.
That is correct.
370
00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:06,642
"Ecclesiastic."
That is correct.
371
00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:13,248
That's incorrect.
372
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,317
"Ubiquitous."
that is correct.
373
00:17:23,593 --> 00:17:27,629
Ladies and gentlemen,
we're down to the final two!
374
00:17:27,664 --> 00:17:31,500
One of these contestants
will be our midwest champion.
375
00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:34,636
Oh, my God! I can't look.
I'm too nervous.
376
00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:37,939
Come on, brick.
Come on. You can do th.
377
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,174
The word is "prospicience."
378
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:42,142
"prospicience."
379
00:17:42,177 --> 00:17:44,812
Can you give me
the definition, please?
380
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:48,014
It means foresight,
seeing ahead.
381
00:17:48,049 --> 00:17:49,983
"Prospicience."
382
00:17:50,017 --> 00:17:54,554
P-r-o-s-p-i-c-i-e-n-c-e.
383
00:17:54,589 --> 00:17:56,089
"Prospicience."
384
00:17:56,123 --> 00:17:58,858
That is correct.
385
00:17:58,893 --> 00:18:01,294
The word is "guerdon."
386
00:18:01,328 --> 00:18:03,896
"guerdon."
what is the origin?
387
00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:06,165
Stall tactic.
388
00:18:06,199 --> 00:18:07,667
Middle english,
from old french.
389
00:18:07,701 --> 00:18:09,235
"guerdon."
390
00:18:09,269 --> 00:18:11,971
G-u...
391
00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:16,042
E-r...
392
00:18:16,076 --> 00:18:18,644
D-o-n.
393
00:18:18,679 --> 00:18:19,979
"guerdon."
394
00:18:20,013 --> 00:18:24,082
That is correct.
395
00:18:24,117 --> 00:18:28,619
The next word is
"chiaroscurist."
396
00:18:28,653 --> 00:18:31,254
Oh, my God!
397
00:18:31,289 --> 00:18:33,256
No, he knows this one.
What?
398
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:36,492
He studied this one.
He knows it.
399
00:18:36,526 --> 00:18:39,461
Yeah. He knows it.
He knows it!
400
00:18:39,496 --> 00:18:41,830
In that moment,
it all melted away...
401
00:18:41,864 --> 00:18:44,065
All the stress
and the sore backs
402
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,334
And the complaining
and the fighting.
403
00:18:46,369 --> 00:18:49,471
We were there for one reason
and one reason alone...
404
00:18:49,506 --> 00:18:52,507
To cheer our littlest member
to his hard-won victory...
405
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:54,243
Our victory.
406
00:18:54,277 --> 00:18:56,211
"Chiaroscurist."
407
00:18:56,246 --> 00:19:02,117
C-h-i-a-r-o-s-c-u-r-i-s-t.
408
00:19:02,151 --> 00:19:03,552
"T."
409
00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:09,123
Oh, I'm sorry!
There's only one "t."
410
00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:14,561
No, no, no. He knows there's only
one "t." you don't understand...
411
00:19:27,607 --> 00:19:31,644
So, brick, I guess you cared
about the trophy after all.
412
00:19:31,678 --> 00:19:34,412
Guess you're a little more like
your old man than you thought.
413
00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:36,915
I wasn't mad about
not getting the trophy.
414
00:19:36,949 --> 00:19:39,517
I just wanted too
to washington, d.C.
415
00:19:39,552 --> 00:19:41,420
This trip has been so much fun,
416
00:19:41,454 --> 00:19:43,855
And I really wanted
to go on another one.
417
00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:46,592
You thought the trip was fun?
This trip?
418
00:19:46,627 --> 00:19:49,328
Oh, yeah.
Sue makes the best decisions.
419
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:52,765
Where are we going on the
way home? Uh, I don't know.
420
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,735
I think I'm done deciding.
It's too much pressure.
421
00:19:55,769 --> 00:19:59,539
Oh, come on, sue. It's
your birthday really?
422
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,475
Okay. Well, there's this place
423
00:20:01,509 --> 00:20:03,610
That has the world's biggest
ball of paint,
424
00:20:03,644 --> 00:20:05,578
And then a little further
down the road
425
00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:08,114
Is this chinese restaurant
shaped like a biscuit! Awesome!
426
00:20:08,149 --> 00:20:10,783
World's biggest ball
of paint, here we come.
427
00:20:24,563 --> 00:20:27,832
I can't say we fell
back in love with our car
428
00:20:27,866 --> 00:20:29,800
After that trip,
but brick was right...
429
00:20:29,835 --> 00:20:33,137
It is all about the journey
and not the trophy,
430
00:20:33,171 --> 00:20:35,072
Which he didn't get,
431
00:20:35,107 --> 00:20:37,208
Or the postcards,
which sue didn't get.
432
00:20:37,242 --> 00:20:39,910
But what we did get were
some pretty funny memories
433
00:20:39,944 --> 00:20:42,512
I keep thinking
about axl squished up
434
00:20:42,547 --> 00:20:45,315
In that ridiculous cot
all night.
435
00:20:45,349 --> 00:20:47,950
After all, it's the bad trips
that you never forget.
436
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,419
That was
definitely pathetic,
437
00:20:50,454 --> 00:20:53,622
But not more pathetic than
the world's stupidest stump.
438
00:20:53,656 --> 00:20:54,689
Why did I think
that would be fun?
439
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:02,000
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