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Back in the '80s, my
life changed forever
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when I saw the movie "Weird Science."
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For a geek like me, nothing was cooler
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than two social outcasts
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using their tricked-out computer
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to create a magical dream-woman.
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Was it absurd? Sure.
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Did it stop me? No.
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[Adam speaking gibberish]
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By the way, why are we
wearing bras on our heads?
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Ceremonial.
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- Cut.
- So how'd we do?
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May I just point out
how incredibly flawed
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the gender politics of all of this is?
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Please don't judge me.
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I just have an unhealthy
desire to live in each and every
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John Hughes movie.
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I'm just hoping this actually works
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and we magically create a
foxy babe for me to smooch on.
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Wait, you do realize
none of this is real.
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Let Dave Kim have this.
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Show time!
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[Knock on door]
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It worked?
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Yes! I built an Erica.
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Hey, weirdos. I'm leaving for college
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in 30 minutes, and I need my bras.
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Ew! I put it on my head!
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You told me these
belonged to your grandma.
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Which is not much better
now that I saw it out loud.
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Okay, I'm off to college.
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Adam, I'll miss you.
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Dave Kim, the opposite.
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You keep telling yourself that.
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[Gags]
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I particularly related
to the brother dynamics.
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Wyatt was bullied by Chet,
and I had to live with Barry.
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Hey, that's my serving
of fruit for the day.
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Oh, then maybe you
should have some punch.
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Ow!
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Okay, morons.
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We're only gonna be gone for three days.
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Try and be alive when we get back.
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All right, that's everything.
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Whoa, what's all this stuff?
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When I went to college,
all I brought were
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some flip-flops and a cookie.
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Hold on, Shmoo. There
is one thing you forgot.
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Time to give Mama all the kisses.
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Oh, come on, dude. Really?
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It's what we've done
every first-day of school
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since kindergarten.
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Now, give me all the kisses
so I can store 'em away
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for a rainy day like
little love-acorns.
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No, I don't even remember how to do it.
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Easy.
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Eskimo kiss,
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butterfly kiss,
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cheek kiss, cheek kiss,
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and one last kiss for your palm
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to ball up and stick in your heart.
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Gotcha.
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Well I am gonna put
this in my bag for later.
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Don't put my kiss in
your dark duffel bag.
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Take it out and put it in your heart.
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Stick my kiss in your heart.
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I don't want the kiss,
Mom. Okay, okay. Stop.
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I will take your precious
kiss out of the dark bag
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and put it in my heart.
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Fake out... It's gone.
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No! I caught it, and I'm
throwing it back to you.
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- No, take it back.
- You take it.
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- Take this kiss, Mom.
- You keep it.
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I'm not going to college with a kiss.
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- You're killing me.
- Quit it.
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I don't want it!
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This is gonna be a long car ride.
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? Weird science ?
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Synced and Corrected by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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It was August 27, 1980-something,
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college move-in day,
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or for my mom, the end of the world.
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I can't believe we're already
moving you into college.
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It seems like only
yesterday, I was trying to get
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your preschool teacher fired
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for letting you smell
those toxic markers.
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I hate this humidity.
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It feels like someone opened up
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a dishwasher mid-cycle in my pants.
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You can change your swampy chinos
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when you get to Erica's room.
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Got it.
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Listen, I know it's hard to say goodbye,
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which is why I'm giving
you a very generous
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three hours to part ways. Cool?
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Not cool. I need 6 to 20.
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Mom, look around.
Where are we right now?
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D.C. School of the Arts.
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And who got in off the
wait-list last-minute,
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enraging Dad 'cause he
lost his deposit at Emory?
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- You.
- Point is, I know it goes
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against everything you stand for,
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but you have to say goodbye.
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Bye. Bye, now.
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Ta-ta.
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See you on the flip-flop.
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What are you doing?
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Practicing the different
ways of saying goodbye.
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It's gonna be very hard
when that day comes.
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- That day is now.
- Leave that.
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Go get the rest of your
stuff out of the car,
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and I'll help you unpack.
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Hello.
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By any chance, are you
Erica Goldberg's R.A.?
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Yes. I'm Srini. You
must be Erica's mother.
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Don't worry. Your
daughter's in great hands.
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Ah, that is so good to hear.
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Now shut your [bleep]
mouth and do everything
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- I'm about to tell you.
- Oh, dear.
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You might be the other kid's R.A.,
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but when it comes to my
little pickle, you're me.
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It's your job to see that
she's fed, well-rested,
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and regular.
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Actually, I'm pretty sure my
job is to hand out pamphlets
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and make sure no one's
being loud after 10:00.
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Not anymore.
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Here's a variety of medicines to help
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with Erica's allergies and sour tummy.
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Now, if flu season
comes early this year,
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how's your chicken soup game?
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Soup's really not my area.
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I'm more of a resident advisor.
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You have a freezer in your mini-fridge.
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Keep this in there in
case of emergencies.
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I can take out the tiny little ice tray,
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but I'm still not sure that would fit.
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You have given me zero confidence
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that you are up for this important task.
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I agree. I'm not up to it.
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Oh, there she is. There's my baby.
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Erica, this is Srini, your R.A..
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Hi. I'm Erica. I hope
my mom is behaving.
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Um, she's, uh... Ah...
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So, what room am I in?
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Um, 103 with Erica Coolidge.
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Oh, no.
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You're both named Erica.
Please don't be mad.
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It's crazy how much you care.
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Erica, you're in very good hands.
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(Music playing)
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Hey! Hi, I'm your roommate,
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apparently also Erica.
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Like, hi.
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I totally fer sure call top bunk,
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mostly 'cause your dad
already took the bottom.
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Oh, your roomie's a valley girl.
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Just like in that movie where
everybody's rude and unlikable.
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She'll be gone very soon.
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Anyway, it's nice to finally meet.
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- Fer sure.
- Fer sure.
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- Fer sure.
- Fer sure.
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- Fer sure.
- Fer sure.
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Or whatever. I'm not
mocking your people.
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Aw. This is so great.
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You two are gonna be best
friends for the rest of your...
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Oh, no! Is that a hot plate?
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That has got to go.
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You're gonna burn the place down.
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You know, that's how Buddy Holly died.
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Bevy, Buddy Holly died in a plane crash.
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We don't know there wasn't
a hot plate on that plane.
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She'll be gone soon, Erica.
Just hang in there.
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She's totally a barf
bag, but I'll manage.
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I was actually talking to myself.
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Sorry I called your mom a barf bag.
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No, no. Your instincts are good.
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While Erica couldn't
wait to lose my mom,
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my brother was trying to find love.
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Prepare yourselves, ladies.
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The impossible is now possible.
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Barry Goldberg is on the open market.
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Um, what is this?
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Your destiny.
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So, who amongst you is ready to battle
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in a Thunderdome-like cage
match for my affection?
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Dude, what world do you live in?
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You're, like, a 2 at best.
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Naturally, Barry was
delighted by the flirtation
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until he realized
just bad he got burned.
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Like always, he took it out
on me and my pudding cup.
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Why?
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Huge news, baby brother.
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My senior year of awesome begins now.
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I've got a three-part plan
to achieve legendary status.
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Step 1, lock down a
new girlfriend way hotter
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and smarter than Lainey.
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I'm realistic, which is
why I've allotted 48 hours
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for her to find me.
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It's in her court now.
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Step 2, become starting
varsity power forward?
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Weren't you kicked off the
basketball team in 7th grade?
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Well, Coach McCoy said
I could join the team
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after I learned how to pass.
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But he died, so the ball-hog's back.
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Next? Wait. Step 3 is me.
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What does that even mean?
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I've penciled you in for a
daily display of dominance
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and humiliation to boost my visibility
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in front of the more
popular, meaner kids.
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It's so detailed.
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Purple nurples, dead
arms, swirlies, butt hat.
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What's a butt hat?
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Aw, I hate this hat. Take it off!
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Show's over, folks.
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You did good work today, champ.
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Love you.
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Well, we now know what a butt hat is.
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This is bad.
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Without Lainey around,
Barry's gonna concentrate
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all his horrible energy on me.
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Well, there's only
one thing left to do...
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Find him a new girlfriend.
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- Let me help.
- Don't.
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He has a wildly unrealistic
view of his general appeal.
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Lainey fell for him, right?
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She was a unicorn.
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There's no way we'll
ever find someone so blind
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to Barry's idiocy ever again.
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Well, maybe I can.
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Just give me a list of
the things he's looking for
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and we can find him a girl.
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I'll try, but he doesn't
really open up to me
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besides his butt cheeks to make a hat.
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Yeah, I wouldn't keep bringing that up.
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As I enlisted Jackie to
help find a girl for Barry,
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Erica had finally
found peace in her dorm,
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or so she thought.
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Oh, there you are.
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I have something special for you.
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Um, that's like every lame
R.A. pamphlet that exists.
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Please, just take them.
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And maybe, please, let your mom
know that I gave them to you.
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Sure.
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Wow. Right in front of me.
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I just met a totally radical
guitarist, so don't wait up.
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Really? 'Cause I thought
that we could hang out
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and get to know each other.
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I feel like I already know you
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because your mom's been telling
me, like, a lot of stories.
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Why are my parents still here?
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Your dad napped and then
took a cab back to the hotel.
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He's a sweaty man.
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Anyway, like, bye.
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Erica knew it was time
to send my mom home...
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00:08:09,621 --> 00:08:10,820
Ta-da!
256
00:08:10,889 --> 00:08:13,623
...but my mom brought
our entire home to her.
257
00:08:13,725 --> 00:08:15,058
This seems concerning.
258
00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,526
I made it look just
like your old bedroom
259
00:08:16,628 --> 00:08:17,727
so you wouldn't get homesick.
260
00:08:17,829 --> 00:08:19,996
Oh, I even brought Donnie,
261
00:08:20,098 --> 00:08:21,998
your favorite new boy
in the neighborhood.
262
00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,199
He's a New Kid on the Block,
263
00:08:23,268 --> 00:08:25,468
he doesn't belong here,
and neither do you.
264
00:08:25,537 --> 00:08:26,603
Just please go.
265
00:08:26,671 --> 00:08:28,972
Oh, I can't leave
now. It's dark outside.
266
00:08:29,074 --> 00:08:31,107
- So?
- So, I have horrible
267
00:08:31,176 --> 00:08:33,343
night vision and can't
get behind the wheel.
268
00:08:33,411 --> 00:08:35,311
You have a perfectly good
bed back at your motel.
269
00:08:35,413 --> 00:08:37,247
You need to get in the car and go.
270
00:08:37,315 --> 00:08:39,749
And miss a turn and hit
a semi and flip the car
271
00:08:39,851 --> 00:08:41,384
and end up pinned
under the steering wheel
272
00:08:41,486 --> 00:08:43,386
while the station wagon burns around me?
273
00:08:43,455 --> 00:08:45,021
Is that what you want for your mother?
274
00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:48,892
It was classic Bev guilt,
which totally worked.
275
00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,426
College is fun.
276
00:08:50,495 --> 00:08:52,862
While Erica settled in
for a co-ed nightmare,
277
00:08:52,931 --> 00:08:55,465
Barry was dreaming about
his old flame, Lainey Lewis.
278
00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:57,567
Hey, handsome.
279
00:08:57,636 --> 00:08:59,569
Just for fun and no other reason,
280
00:08:59,638 --> 00:09:01,237
what qualities are you
looking for in a lover?
281
00:09:01,306 --> 00:09:04,240
Wait, why are you asking me
about beautiful bikini babes?
282
00:09:04,342 --> 00:09:06,142
I just thought, maybe,
I could help you find
283
00:09:06,244 --> 00:09:07,944
a new girlfriend to start
your year of awesome.
284
00:09:08,013 --> 00:09:09,746
What would I let
someone who wears my butt
285
00:09:09,814 --> 00:09:11,581
as a hat set me up with a girl?
286
00:09:11,650 --> 00:09:13,416
As expected, Barry wasn't biting,
287
00:09:13,518 --> 00:09:15,018
so I had to get creative.
288
00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,553
Too bad, 'cause my plan
was to "Weird Science"
289
00:09:17,656 --> 00:09:18,621
you up a hot girl.
290
00:09:18,723 --> 00:09:20,256
Dude, a computer can't really do that.
291
00:09:20,358 --> 00:09:21,357
It can do anything.
292
00:09:21,426 --> 00:09:23,159
Did you know a computer just defeated
293
00:09:23,261 --> 00:09:24,827
the world's greatest chess champion?
294
00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:25,995
- In chess?
- Yes!
295
00:09:26,097 --> 00:09:27,030
No!
296
00:09:27,132 --> 00:09:28,631
Why wasn't I told?!
297
00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:29,966
Stupid Dan Rather!
298
00:09:30,035 --> 00:09:32,402
Just jot down some things
you might like in a lady,
299
00:09:32,504 --> 00:09:34,737
and I'll use list to whip you
up a hot babe of your liking.
300
00:09:34,806 --> 00:09:37,273
While I'm excited to put
all my eggs in this basket,
301
00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:39,342
I still need scientific proof.
302
00:09:39,411 --> 00:09:42,445
Mr. Connelly! It's a
scholastic emergency!
303
00:09:42,547 --> 00:09:44,280
Come as fast as you can.
304
00:09:44,382 --> 00:09:45,682
You're a really good science teacher.
305
00:09:45,784 --> 00:09:47,050
- I got a question.
- No, no.
306
00:09:47,152 --> 00:09:48,818
- Don't bother the man.
- Zip it, little nerd.
307
00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,320
I need to talk to the big nerd.
308
00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:53,289
Sir, in your expert scientific opinion,
309
00:09:53,391 --> 00:09:56,726
is it possible for me to
"Weird Science" up a girlfriend?
310
00:09:56,828 --> 00:09:58,594
It was game-over.
311
00:09:58,697 --> 00:09:59,996
Scientifically speaking...
312
00:10:00,098 --> 00:10:02,966
My teacher always
took science seriously.
313
00:10:03,068 --> 00:10:03,766
Absolutely.
314
00:10:03,868 --> 00:10:05,001
Until he didn't.
315
00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:06,035
I knew it!
316
00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:07,537
Watch out, Kelly LeBrock.
317
00:10:07,639 --> 00:10:09,105
Big Tasty's comin' for ya.
318
00:10:09,207 --> 00:10:10,573
Why would you lie like that?
319
00:10:10,675 --> 00:10:11,975
Between you and me,
320
00:10:12,077 --> 00:10:13,876
I have a butt-wad of
an older brother, too.
321
00:10:13,979 --> 00:10:15,712
You know, I'm using that
movie to find him a girlfriend
322
00:10:15,814 --> 00:10:16,646
so he won't beat me up.
323
00:10:16,748 --> 00:10:18,014
Would he actually fall for that?
324
00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:19,515
Dude, come on!
325
00:10:19,617 --> 00:10:21,284
Let's go make me this girl already.
326
00:10:21,386 --> 00:10:22,885
Every week, he surprises us.
327
00:10:22,988 --> 00:10:25,088
Whoo! Year of awesome!
328
00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,145
My mom was so psyched to be spending
329
00:10:33,313 --> 00:10:34,786
the first night of college with Erica,
330
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,104
she literally couldn't sleep.
331
00:10:37,334 --> 00:10:38,233
Okay, stop. What are you doing?
332
00:10:38,301 --> 00:10:40,335
Assembling your safety credenza.
333
00:10:40,403 --> 00:10:43,137
First aid, fire ladder,
canned foods, powdered milk,
334
00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:45,640
and a handheld siren to alert rescuers
335
00:10:45,709 --> 00:10:46,774
when you're caught in rubble.
336
00:10:46,843 --> 00:10:48,409
It's really loud. Want to hear?
337
00:10:48,478 --> 00:10:50,678
I am in college. I
don't need any credenzas.
338
00:10:50,747 --> 00:10:52,447
Now go to bed before someone finds out
339
00:10:52,549 --> 00:10:53,882
that you're still here.
340
00:10:53,950 --> 00:10:55,183
Evening, Erica.
341
00:10:55,285 --> 00:10:57,518
I wanted to inform you and
Erica of tonight's freshman mixer
342
00:10:57,587 --> 00:10:59,387
that the school has
mandated me to throw.
343
00:10:59,489 --> 00:11:00,955
"Jamaican' Me Crazy" party?
344
00:11:01,024 --> 00:11:03,224
Ya, mon!
345
00:11:03,326 --> 00:11:04,626
This doesn't come naturally to me.
346
00:11:04,694 --> 00:11:05,526
Can this be over, now?
347
00:11:05,595 --> 00:11:06,694
As long as you're there.
348
00:11:06,763 --> 00:11:07,862
The kids you meet tonight might end up
349
00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:09,430
being your friends for life.
350
00:11:09,499 --> 00:11:11,900
Of course, my college friends
are now doctors and lawyers
351
00:11:11,968 --> 00:11:13,401
while I pursue a foolish dream
352
00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:14,969
of making art from everyday garbage.
353
00:11:15,038 --> 00:11:16,504
Like Nick from "Family Ties"?
354
00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:17,538
It was my idea first.
355
00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:18,873
Anyway, uh, thanks for the invite,
356
00:11:18,975 --> 00:11:20,842
but I have company in here already.
357
00:11:20,944 --> 00:11:23,111
As in... romantic company?
358
00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:24,245
Why do you care?
359
00:11:24,314 --> 00:11:25,847
I just don't know what
I'm gonna tell your mother!
360
00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:29,217
She got to you, didn't she?
You've been compromised.
361
00:11:29,286 --> 00:11:31,386
Srini betrayed me! Open that door.
362
00:11:31,454 --> 00:11:34,422
No way! No one can ever know
about this shameful night.
363
00:11:34,524 --> 00:11:35,523
[Alarm rings]
364
00:11:35,592 --> 00:11:37,325
Is that a fire alarm?
I hear a fire alarm.
365
00:11:37,394 --> 00:11:39,093
Mom, relax. This is college.
366
00:11:39,162 --> 00:11:40,962
Kids pull alarms every two seconds.
367
00:11:41,064 --> 00:11:42,730
No, you're right. You're right.
368
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,699
I'll just hang here and
keep a low profile
369
00:11:44,801 --> 00:11:46,267
and I smell smoke!
370
00:11:46,369 --> 00:11:47,602
Move!
371
00:11:47,671 --> 00:11:50,872
Follow the sound of my
hand siren to safety!
372
00:11:50,941 --> 00:11:51,739
Oh, dear. Oh, my.
373
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,141
Mom was right.
374
00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:55,043
Hot plates and dumb
college students do not mix.
375
00:11:55,111 --> 00:11:57,111
Please refer to the
pamphlet on fire evacuation
376
00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:58,579
I provided earlier...
377
00:11:58,648 --> 00:12:00,214
Or just run for your lives!
378
00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:02,650
(Music playing)
379
00:12:02,719 --> 00:12:06,087
Make a hole, people!
Make a hole! Make a hole!
380
00:12:06,156 --> 00:12:10,058
Erica Dorothy Goldberg,
you come find your mama!
381
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,392
College is fun.
382
00:12:11,494 --> 00:12:13,795
While my sister's freshman
year went up in flames,
383
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:16,664
I had to bring Barry's
cool new girlfriend to life,
384
00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:18,433
or at least make it seem like that.
385
00:12:18,501 --> 00:12:19,567
Show-time.
386
00:12:19,669 --> 00:12:20,768
Let's get weird.
387
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,404
What are my
responsibilities here, again?
388
00:12:23,506 --> 00:12:25,106
I needed bras, and you're the only guy
389
00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:26,007
I knew who could get them.
390
00:12:26,109 --> 00:12:27,909
Time to hack into NASA.
391
00:12:27,978 --> 00:12:30,211
And hack in to NASA we did.
392
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,547
All we needed was my
trusty modem, a little luck,
393
00:12:32,649 --> 00:12:34,015
and my girlfriend on the other end
394
00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:36,284
pretending to be the
most powerful space agency
395
00:12:36,386 --> 00:12:37,452
in the world.
396
00:12:37,554 --> 00:12:39,320
It's working! We're making a lady!
397
00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:41,889
With Barry on board, it was
time for the next phase...
398
00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:43,658
Figure out his taste.
399
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,226
As you can see, NASA needs to know
400
00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:47,161
exactly what your
dream-girl looks like.
401
00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:49,130
Again, this is just between me, you,
402
00:12:49,232 --> 00:12:51,265
the American space
program, and no one else.
403
00:12:51,334 --> 00:12:53,267
That makes me feel safer
about opening up to you.
404
00:12:53,336 --> 00:12:54,702
- Sure.
- Tell NASA she has to have
405
00:12:54,771 --> 00:12:57,171
Heather Locklear's eyes,
Julia Roberts' smile,
406
00:12:57,273 --> 00:12:59,674
Delta Burke's top
stuff, Bo Derek's hair,
407
00:12:59,743 --> 00:13:02,777
but most important, Chuck
Norris' sense of justice.
408
00:13:02,879 --> 00:13:04,712
- Oy, vey.
- Time to make that button
409
00:13:04,781 --> 00:13:08,649
and make that closet explode
with lightning and hot ladies.
410
00:13:08,718 --> 00:13:11,352
But, naturally, Barry's
dream woman didn't exist,
411
00:13:11,421 --> 00:13:12,754
so I had to get him back on track.
412
00:13:12,856 --> 00:13:14,756
Odd. It's not working.
413
00:13:14,858 --> 00:13:16,858
What the hell, man?
You promised me a lady.
414
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,460
I already spent a fortune
on candles and erotic oils!
415
00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:21,496
I think the computer
just needs more data,
416
00:13:21,598 --> 00:13:24,065
for example, grounded,
realistic qualities
417
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:25,333
you could find in women you'd see
418
00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:26,367
in everyday life or at our school.
419
00:13:26,469 --> 00:13:27,602
Give me that typer!
420
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:30,038
I'll punch in all the
lady data it can handle.
421
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:31,572
(Music Playing)
422
00:13:31,641 --> 00:13:33,074
This list is ridiculous.
423
00:13:33,176 --> 00:13:36,277
How am I supposed to find a
girl who likes "sensual karate"
424
00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:38,012
and "can kick a 50-yard field goal"?
425
00:13:38,081 --> 00:13:40,515
Good news is he's looking for
a very specific kind of gal.
426
00:13:40,617 --> 00:13:43,451
"Ability to communicate with
dolphins and a savage tan"?
427
00:13:43,553 --> 00:13:44,752
Adam, this list is insane.
428
00:13:44,854 --> 00:13:45,887
Look, this began with me
429
00:13:45,989 --> 00:13:47,288
worrying about my physical safety,
430
00:13:47,357 --> 00:13:49,090
but now I think Barry really needs this.
431
00:13:49,192 --> 00:13:51,125
Okay, sure. I'll try to find someone
432
00:13:51,227 --> 00:13:54,429
with Morgan Fairchild's side-butt.
433
00:13:54,497 --> 00:13:55,396
I don't even know what that is.
434
00:13:55,498 --> 00:13:56,564
I believe in you.
435
00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,132
While I put my faith in Jackie,
436
00:13:58,201 --> 00:14:01,035
my sister was losing faith
that my mom would ever leave.
437
00:14:01,104 --> 00:14:04,305
So, I guess it doesn't
matter if I go on record
438
00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:05,373
and say, "I'm sorry."
439
00:14:05,475 --> 00:14:06,707
No.
440
00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:09,944
I allotted you a very fair
three hours to say goodbye.
441
00:14:10,013 --> 00:14:12,046
Instead, I'm forever known
as the girl who had her mommy
442
00:14:12,148 --> 00:14:14,115
sleep in her dorm on the
first night of school.
443
00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:15,783
Honey, this is college.
444
00:14:15,885 --> 00:14:17,552
There's no judgment here.
445
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:21,222
[Laughs] You let your mom
sleep over on the first night?
446
00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:24,092
Oh, that is very memorable. [Chuckles]
447
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:25,660
In a negative way.
448
00:14:25,762 --> 00:14:26,594
[Laughter]
449
00:14:26,696 --> 00:14:27,862
That's it.
450
00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:30,298
You are leaving right
now, and never coming back.
451
00:14:30,366 --> 00:14:32,166
The sun's up, so there are no excuses.
452
00:14:32,235 --> 00:14:33,701
I might have out-stayed my welcome,
453
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:36,704
but that's because
saying goodbye is so hard.
454
00:14:36,773 --> 00:14:39,373
No! I'm supposed to be
making life-long friends,
455
00:14:39,442 --> 00:14:41,042
and you took it away from me
456
00:14:41,144 --> 00:14:42,777
because you refuse to say goodbye.
457
00:14:42,879 --> 00:14:44,645
Fine. I'll go.
458
00:14:44,714 --> 00:14:46,013
Right after brunch, and then we'll spend
459
00:14:46,116 --> 00:14:48,549
a few hours at the Smithsonian,
and then to top it all off,
460
00:14:48,618 --> 00:14:50,051
you have to give mama all the kisses.
461
00:14:50,153 --> 00:14:51,953
You can forget about
getting all the kisses.
462
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,421
- Not even butterfly?
- No!
463
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:55,890
Surely, Eskimo kisses
are still on the table.
464
00:14:55,992 --> 00:14:57,492
You will never again experience
465
00:14:57,594 --> 00:14:59,894
the warm nose-love of our
chilly, Native friends.
466
00:14:59,963 --> 00:15:03,865
That is literally the
worst thing a daughter
467
00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:05,199
has ever said to a mother.
468
00:15:05,268 --> 00:15:06,400
[Groans]
469
00:15:06,469 --> 00:15:08,536
As Erica swore off coming home forever,
470
00:15:08,605 --> 00:15:10,671
I swore Jackie and I had
found the perfect girl
471
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,839
for Barry's senior year.
472
00:15:11,941 --> 00:15:14,809
Barry! Great news. I
have a girl for you.
473
00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:16,644
Yes! I knew science was real.
474
00:15:16,746 --> 00:15:18,779
I don't think that was up for debate.
475
00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:20,348
I meant Jackie found someone.
476
00:15:20,450 --> 00:15:22,517
You gave her my lady recipe?
477
00:15:22,619 --> 00:15:24,051
That was for NASA's eyes only!
478
00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:25,820
I know. But she found someone
479
00:15:25,922 --> 00:15:27,522
who's got everything
you asked for. Right?
480
00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:29,657
Um, I didn't hit
everything on your list,
481
00:15:29,726 --> 00:15:32,927
but at the top, you asked for
a girl, and I got that part.
482
00:15:33,029 --> 00:15:34,595
That's not nothing, mister.
483
00:15:34,697 --> 00:15:35,963
I got goosebumps!
484
00:15:36,032 --> 00:15:38,166
Let's stop talking and
bring out our mystery girl.
485
00:15:38,234 --> 00:15:39,800
Hey! [Giggles]
486
00:15:39,903 --> 00:15:42,103
Carla? Are you insane?
487
00:15:42,205 --> 00:15:44,005
She's a loose cannon,
and not the good kind
488
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,072
like a vigilante cop
489
00:15:45,175 --> 00:15:46,774
who endlessly frustrates
his commissioner.
490
00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:48,009
It's true.
491
00:15:48,111 --> 00:15:49,477
The court-appointed
psychiatrist gave up on me.
492
00:15:49,546 --> 00:15:50,845
I didn't even know you liked me.
493
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,181
I don't. But he dated
Lainey, and she's my rival,
494
00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:55,082
so I'm taking what's hers.
495
00:15:55,151 --> 00:15:57,051
Give me her address so I can
send her photos of us in love.
496
00:15:57,153 --> 00:16:00,121
No. I don't want this aggressive
loony toon as my special lady.
497
00:16:00,223 --> 00:16:02,223
- Well, that's all we got.
- Thanks, Adam.
498
00:16:02,325 --> 00:16:04,492
You've officially made
a mockery of our plan
499
00:16:04,561 --> 00:16:06,427
to have a computer
print out a girl for me.
500
00:16:06,529 --> 00:16:08,429
Oh, my God, dude!
501
00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:10,498
"Weird Science" isn't real!
502
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,568
There will never be a
year of awesome or girls
503
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:15,336
fighting over you in a Thunderdome,
504
00:16:15,438 --> 00:16:17,572
and you're not gonna
live with Cathy Ireland!
505
00:16:17,674 --> 00:16:20,308
All you are is Barry!
506
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:22,076
Believe me. I know.
507
00:16:22,178 --> 00:16:23,644
And I know that movie's just a movie.
508
00:16:23,746 --> 00:16:24,812
Then why did you...
509
00:16:24,914 --> 00:16:26,948
I just wanted to believe
things would be okay.
510
00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:28,849
That... That...
511
00:16:28,952 --> 00:16:30,851
Lainey wasn't a fluke.
512
00:16:30,954 --> 00:16:33,754
That someone would
actually love me again.
513
00:16:33,856 --> 00:16:36,090
- Barry...
- No.
514
00:16:36,192 --> 00:16:37,792
You're right.
515
00:16:37,894 --> 00:16:40,494
Looks like I'm back to being me.
516
00:16:43,475 --> 00:16:45,684
Thanks to me, Barry had hit rock bottom,
517
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:48,136
so it was time for me
to get him back on top.
518
00:16:48,278 --> 00:16:49,404
What's this?
519
00:16:49,439 --> 00:16:50,850
I've revised your daily
ass-kicking schedule
520
00:16:50,919 --> 00:16:51,818
for your year of awesome.
521
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,453
Go away. I don't need your pity.
522
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,588
Before you reject my
offer, I think you'll agree
523
00:16:55,657 --> 00:16:57,690
that I've really jazzed up your options.
524
00:16:57,759 --> 00:16:59,826
- No.
- Yes.
525
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:02,996
You get to pants me in public,
and not just anywhere,
526
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:06,065
at the first pep rally of the year.
527
00:17:06,134 --> 00:17:08,434
In front of the entire school?
528
00:17:08,503 --> 00:17:10,637
That'd be the Holy Grail of
younger-brother humiliation.
529
00:17:10,705 --> 00:17:14,340
Indeed. And I'm offering
it to you wearing this.
530
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,342
Sweat pants?
531
00:17:16,444 --> 00:17:18,378
That's a loose garment
ideal for pantsing.
532
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:19,345
But it gets better.
533
00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:20,613
It really did.
534
00:17:20,682 --> 00:17:22,348
I then presented Barry with the ultimate
535
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,817
little-brother sacrifice, my drawstring.
536
00:17:24,886 --> 00:17:26,186
The uncinched sweats will be loose
537
00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:28,488
beyond your wildest dreams.
538
00:17:28,557 --> 00:17:29,622
Have you gone mad?
539
00:17:29,724 --> 00:17:31,491
To get you back to your
rightful place on top,
540
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,692
I would rip the drawstring
541
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:35,094
from every loose-fitting pant I own.
542
00:17:35,163 --> 00:17:38,064
Wow, you really are a good brother.
543
00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:39,365
But...
544
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,167
None of this changes the
fact that Lainey's gone
545
00:17:41,236 --> 00:17:42,635
and I'll never find anyone like her.
546
00:17:42,737 --> 00:17:44,771
Listen, "Weird Science"
might not be real,
547
00:17:44,873 --> 00:17:46,806
but you'll find your dream girl.
548
00:17:46,908 --> 00:17:48,041
I know it in my heart.
549
00:17:48,143 --> 00:17:49,709
- You think?
- Of course.
550
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,412
Someone's gonna see
what Lainey saw in you,
551
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,515
what I see in you, and that's a legend.
552
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,350
Thanks.
553
00:17:57,419 --> 00:17:59,352
I don't know whether to
give you a hug or a butt hat.
554
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:02,455
Both sound very uncomfortable.
555
00:18:02,557 --> 00:18:03,790
Let's start with this.
556
00:18:03,858 --> 00:18:05,592
With that, I helped Barry realize
557
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:08,361
that he could still
have an epic senior year,
558
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:10,496
even if it wasn't
quite what he imagined.
559
00:18:10,565 --> 00:18:11,664
Morning, or whatever.
560
00:18:11,766 --> 00:18:13,967
Same clothes. Fun night?
561
00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:15,268
From what I hear, not
as fun as the night
562
00:18:15,337 --> 00:18:17,403
you had with your mommy?
563
00:18:17,505 --> 00:18:20,273
So, want to help me
take down all this crap?
564
00:18:20,342 --> 00:18:23,576
That day, Erica finally
got her new start
565
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,612
by letting go of the past.
566
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,314
But sometimes that's not so easy.
567
00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:29,949
That's a cute photo.
568
00:18:30,018 --> 00:18:31,784
It was the first day of kindergarten.
569
00:18:31,853 --> 00:18:36,222
I was so scared, and she
stayed with me the whole day.
570
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:39,392
That's a good mom.
571
00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:42,161
Damn it, why do I miss her?
572
00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:44,264
Seriously, something's wrong with me.
573
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:47,467
I mean, yeah, your folks
are weird and intrusive,
574
00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:50,570
but they were here.
575
00:18:50,639 --> 00:18:53,106
My parents were too busy to come.
576
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,240
And that's bad?
577
00:18:54,309 --> 00:18:55,875
I didn't think it was until I saw
578
00:18:55,944 --> 00:18:59,846
your mother cared enough to
bring your home right here.
579
00:18:59,948 --> 00:19:01,047
You're lucky.
580
00:19:01,116 --> 00:19:03,416
And, thanks to Erica, Erica realized
581
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,852
how fortunate she really was.
582
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,221
"Bad night vision"? Really?
583
00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:09,489
That is a real thing.
584
00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:12,292
I hear my dad complaining
about it all the time.
585
00:19:12,394 --> 00:19:13,159
Hey.
586
00:19:13,261 --> 00:19:14,627
[Gasps] My baby's back!
587
00:19:14,729 --> 00:19:16,429
Mom, I'm just here to say goodbye.
588
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:19,098
So, you don't hate me?
589
00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:23,736
Look, I know I've been pushing
you away since we got here.
590
00:19:23,805 --> 00:19:25,972
I guess it's just easier to do that
591
00:19:26,074 --> 00:19:30,076
than actually accept that this is it.
592
00:19:30,178 --> 00:19:31,544
So, now what?
593
00:19:31,613 --> 00:19:33,146
And so, after everything,
594
00:19:33,248 --> 00:19:35,381
my mom got exactly what she wanted.
595
00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:36,749
The idea that leaving for college
596
00:19:36,818 --> 00:19:39,719
was just as hard for my
sister as it was for her.
597
00:19:39,821 --> 00:19:42,188
And one last kiss in your palm
598
00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:45,158
for you to ball up and
stick in your heart.
599
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:47,193
? Just half a chance ?
600
00:19:47,295 --> 00:19:49,529
? Make sure that one
night you're here ?
601
00:19:49,631 --> 00:19:51,130
? But next night, you're not ?
602
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:54,167
As for Barry, well, he
realized his senior year
603
00:19:54,269 --> 00:19:57,303
could be a little easier
if he teamed up with me.
604
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,238
Here you go, little bro.
605
00:19:59,341 --> 00:20:00,707
? Tenderness ?
606
00:20:00,809 --> 00:20:02,375
? Tenderness ?
607
00:20:02,477 --> 00:20:03,810
? Tenderness ?
608
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,912
It's kind of sweet how you
look after your little brother.
609
00:20:06,014 --> 00:20:07,880
Yeah?
610
00:20:07,982 --> 00:20:10,817
Um, yeah.
611
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,885
Thanks.
612
00:20:12,987 --> 00:20:15,154
In the end, you'd be
surprised what a little help
613
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,290
from your loved ones can do for you.
614
00:20:17,392 --> 00:20:19,125
No matter how far away you are,
615
00:20:19,227 --> 00:20:21,728
you can always keep
a little piece of home
616
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:24,731
close to your heart.
617
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,599
? Tenderness ?
618
00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:28,670
_
619
00:20:28,671 --> 00:20:32,420
_
620
00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:35,975
_
621
00:20:36,955 --> 00:20:39,468
Oh, hey, Jackie. Are
you staying for dinner?
622
00:20:39,808 --> 00:20:41,198
I'm making chicken-fried chicken Parm.
623
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,700
Thanks, but I should just get going.
624
00:20:43,802 --> 00:20:45,068
- Eskimo kiss.
- Eskimo kiss.
625
00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:46,136
- Butterfly kiss.
- Butterfly kiss.
626
00:20:46,238 --> 00:20:48,237
- Cheek kiss.
- Cheek kiss.
627
00:20:48,272 --> 00:20:49,172
And one last kiss in your palm
628
00:20:49,275 --> 00:20:52,943
so you can ball it up and
stick it in your heart.
629
00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:55,746
I, uh, taught her all the kisses.
630
00:20:55,848 --> 00:20:57,214
You don't mind, do you?
631
00:20:57,215 --> 00:21:00,000
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