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Hey, Kelso.
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Well, that's a mighty big smile.
What, did you get into the Play-doh?
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No. I'm happy
'cause today is Gift Day.
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And in honor of this special day,
I got you all gifts.
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All right.
Aerosmith Live.
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Yeah, for my friend
who rocks.
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- Oh, man. The new Rolling Stone.
- For my friend who reads.
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Oreos!
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For my friend
who snacks.
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A triple-decker burn! Awesome!
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Wha... There's peanut butter
on my headphones!
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These cookies
are filled with toothpaste!
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All right. That noise
did not come out of my butt.
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Welcome to Prank Day.
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That's right.
It's Prank Day.
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"Gift Day."
You idiots.
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A whoopee cushion?
What are you, two?
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- You got something in your ear, man.
- What?
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Oh, my goodness.
It's peanut butter!
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Ha-ha. Peanut butter wet willy.
Very clever.
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But the thing about it is,
you don't have to be clever.
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Okay! Okay!
This Prank Day is over.
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Let's just watch TV. Hey, Fez,
I think there's a Nancy Drew on.
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Oh! She can solve my mystery any day.
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And by the way,
the mystery is in my pants.
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Okay. That's it.
I got a peanut in my ear.
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Yeah. I used chunky, so it might
get up in your brain.
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Yeah. Ha-ha. Laugh it up now,
man, 'cause fun time is over.
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What the hell?
I'm stuck.
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I have been glued!
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Not glued, superglued.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. So you covered the
freezer handle and the TV knob in superglue?
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Knowing Forman's love for Popsicles
and Fez's love for knobs!
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Yeah.
I'm an evil mastermind.
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Kelso, is there a cushion
glued to my butt?
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No. Not glued,
superglued.
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- You're a dead man.
- Yeah?
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What are you gonna do...
sit on me with your cushion-butt?
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It won't hurt, 'cause it's a cushion-butt.
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Ooh! Oh, my goodness.
Whoa!
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Okay. If you could be the princess in
any country, what country would it be?
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I pick Monaco.
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See, I always wanted
to wear my crown with a bikini.
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Donna, you're not listening to me!
This is my life here.
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Oh. Sorry. It's just... You know,
today would've been my parents' anniversary.
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But my mom's gone, my dad's with Joanne,
and Casey's out of town.
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So it just kind of sucks.
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You know what you need?
A little Jackie magic.
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- I am gonna dedicate my whole day to you.
- Oh, like you did last month...
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when I had to hold your corn dog and guard the
van while you and Kelso did it at the 4-H Fair?
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Yeah.
Wasn't that fun?
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Man, I can't wait to see this big bucket
of oatmeal landing on Kelso's...
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big bucket of a head.
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Well, good gracious,
who's all this oatmeal for?
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Uh, it's for
the oatmeal drive...
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for the Needy Oatmeal Lovers
of America.
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Right, the N.O.L.O.A.
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Oh, oh, this tastes awful.
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You know, just because they're hoboes doesn't
mean they don't respond to herbs and spices.
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You know what?
That's a good point, Mom...
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but you better leave, 'cause we don't like to
do our charity work in front of other people.
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Oh, now, don't be silly. I'll help you.
Where'd I put my brown sugar?
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Oh, I'm right here,
honey buns.
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Okay. I'm here
for our slumber party.
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Wow. When you said you were gonna
dedicate your whole day to me...
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I figured that meant only
until we left The Hub.
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No. I promised you
24 hours of Jackie time...
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which is equal to seven days
of an ugly person's time.
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Well, it's just, I'm in the middle
of this really good book.
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Donna, books are for prisoners.
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Now, I brought tons
of activities.
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First, some makeup for your
long-overdue facial overhaul.
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The greatest
board game ever...
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Mystery Date.
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And... Wait.
Best of all...
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my stuffed animals
so we can perform...
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an all-unicorn
rendition of Grease.
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This is perfect.
We are so gonna nail Kelso.
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I still say we should have
shaved his privates.
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That's a burn
that keeps on burnin'.
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- Kelso's on his way.
- Okay, gentlemen. Take your positions.
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Okay. I'm here.
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- Where's the dead bird?
- Kelso, you're supposed to come in through the side door.
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- What?
- Eric, I need you to take out the...
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You guys are so dead.
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What the hell is this?
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Eric did it
because he hates you.
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Hyde!
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Forman,
every man for himself.
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No, uh, Dad, this was just a prank
that's gone wrong...
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horribly, horribly wrong.
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Well, I've got
a prank too...
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one where my foot doesn't
plow through your ass.
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Let's hope it doesn't go horribly,
horribly wrong!
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Oh, Red.
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What happened to you?
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That oatmeal
was for the hoboes.
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Well, the idiots
used it for a prank.
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Eric, how many times have I told you,
don't poke the bear.
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Don't poke the bear!
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Well, technically, we didn't poke the bear.
We pour oatmeal on the bear.
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- Are you correcting my wife?
- Kelso's laughing at you.
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Are you laughing?
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Oh, come on.
You're covered in oatmeal!
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It's funny!
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- That's it!
- Oh, oh, you know what you should do, Red?
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Forgive and forget. Turn the other cheek,
like Jesus. Be like Jesus, Red.
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I can't even think of a punishment
big enough for this!
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But trust me,
it's going to be awful...
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the kind of thing that Harry Truman
might order to end a war!
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Guys, who's
Harry Truman?
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He invented electricity,
dumb-ass.
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Okay, Donna.
It's makeover time.
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Let's pack those jumbo pores.
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Um, you know what? I've thought about it,
and I'm glad my mom left.
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More food for me.
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- Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
- I doubt it.
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Unless...
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You were right, Donna.
Now, not only are we beautifying...
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but we're "groovifying."
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Hey, I just made up a word.
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Yeah. Who ever said you can't
do two great things at once?
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I bet it was a one-armed,
pessimistic guy.
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Yeah, you just gotta
stay positive, man.
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Like, I don't want
to learn French...
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so everyday I think positive thoughts
about not learning French.
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And look at me.
I don't know a word of French.
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Is Dad still
gonna kill me?
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Eric, I put him
in his Corvette...
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tuned the radio to a hockey game
and handed him a beer.
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I've done all I can.
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- Dad...
- All right.
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Just tell me. What the hell
did you think you were doing?
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Look, Kelso invented this stupid
Prank Day thing...
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and he superglued us,
so the oatmeal thing...
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was just to, you know,
get him back.
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And that's when my life
as I know it ended.
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Are you telling me,
I got covered with oatmeal...
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because you were trying
to get back at Kelso...
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which you didn't even do?
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Well, that's a bit of
an oversimplification.
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- I think if you look at the facts...
- You...
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The facts are,
you were bested by a Kelso.
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How could you do this
to your family?
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I didn't realize the honor of
our family was at stake.
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It always is.
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Hell, we've been talking
about this since T-ball...
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which you quit.
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I mean, what was there to be scared of?
The ball just sits there.
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All right.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
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Instead of punishing you, I'm gonna show you
how to do this prank business right.
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Now, get the Three Stooges
over to dinner tonight.
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You are going to help me
get them good and scared.
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Oh, well, no, Dad.
I don't wanna get Hyde and Fez.
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- They're on my team.
- Well, your team lost.
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So everybody cries.
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Well, hope you boys
like lasagna.
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Oh, boy, lasagna...
the Italian burrito.
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Thanks for havin' us over,
Mrs. Forman.
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Oh, don't thank me.
It was Red's idea.
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- Wait a minute. Red's coming?
- Uh, yeah. I can't believe you guys showed up.
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Wait. No. The only reason we showed up was
'cause you said Red was workin' late tonight.
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Oh, God, you know what?
He's in the kitchen. Should I just get him?
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No, you should not get him,
you son of a bitch.
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- I'm goin' out the window.
- Guys, calm down.
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Look, what could he
possibly do to us at dinner?
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Ah, good.
All the half-wits are here.
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I wanted
to let you know...
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that I'm going
to get you...
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and you won't know where,
and you won't know when.
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But...
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it will hurt.
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And you will cry,
and I will laugh, and...
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Did I mention
it will hurt?
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Very good.
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Now, enjoy the lasagna. I added
the special seasoning myself.
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Special seasoning?
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Uh-oh.
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All right.
Maybe it's because I'm extra clever...
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but I think that there might be
somethin' wrong with the lasagna...
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and I think maybe Red
had somethin' to do with it.
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Kelso...
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I wouldn't do anything
to the lasagna...
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just like I wouldn't do anything to your new
sneakers that are sitting by the kitchen door.
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My Chucks!
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Why isn't anybody eating?
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Is there something wrong
with my lasagna?
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We have reason to believe
it's been tampered with.
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Is this another prank?
Because I will not have this in my house.
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Now eat that lasagna.
It's perfectly fine.
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I said eat it!
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Mmm. Dad, what is
this special seasoning?
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Oh, a little of this, a little of that.
Which reminds me.
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Kitty, I cleaned out the dead moths
from the porch light.
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If I could only remember
where I put them.
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- Aw, bugs? Sick!
- I'm out of here.
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Okay, Leo.
Who's your Mystery Date?
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All right.
The ski instructor.
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He's hunky.
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You know, Jackie, I never thought I'd say
this, but I'm actually having a good time.
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Wait. Michael,
what are you doing here?
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Yeah, man.
This is girls' night.
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Jackie, I just had dinner with Red,
and he totally freaked me out.
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So, first I need you to
stick your hand in my Chucks.
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Then I need you to hang out with me,
because I'm really afraid to be alone.
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- No. No, Michael. I am spending time with Donna.
- Okay, but...
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I was gonna take you to the mall and tell
everyone you were a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader.
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Wait, wait. You never want to do that.
Okay. Let's go.
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Huh.
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I guess it's just
you and me, Leo.
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A whole pan of lasagna wasted...
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and it's a recession.
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- Kitty, you don't understand.
- I understand that you need to start acting like a parent.
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But we have different
responsibilities as parents.
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Your job is to tell him
that he's cute and to clean his ears.
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My job is to make him a man,
which he's not.
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Dad, I'm...
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I'm right here.
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Shut up, boy.
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You see how he shuts up?
That's not right.
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I give up.
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- Wow, she seems mad.
- Ah, she'll burn it off on her Exercycle.
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- We really did freak out those guys tonight, huh?
- Hmm!
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Now, it's time to go after Kelso...
the head dummy.
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And we're gonna have
the junior dummies help us out.
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You know what?
We make a good team.
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It's like I'm Batman, and you're...
Er... No. You're... You're Batman.
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Hey, Donna? Wait.
Where's Leo?
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Oh, he left. He asked if he could try on
my dad's clothes, and I said no, so he left.
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What? He left?
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That jerk.
What a bad friend.
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Jackie, you left too.
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I know, I know. Look, that's why I'm here.
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I was at the mall signing autographs
for a bunch of sixth graders.
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You know,
"Go, Cowboys. Love, Jackie."
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And then I saw
this little girl crying...
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'cause she couldn't
find her mom...
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and she reminded me of you,
so I felt bad.
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Jackie, that's so sweet.
So what happened with the little girl?
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- She find her mom?
- You know what? I don't know.
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I left her with the snow-cone guy.
Yeah. She smelled like poo.
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Look, anyways,
my point is...
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you know, since you don't have
your mom around anymore...
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you need a girl in your life to look
after you, and that's gonna be me.
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- Unless I smell like poo.
- Right.
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So when Kelso gets here,
he'll walk by the driveway...
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which we've iced down
with the hose...
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and he'll see a nudie magazine
lying there...
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which is perfect for Kelso,
because he can never resist a boob.
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- Well, who among us can?
- Right.
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So, he'll sprint towards it, slip on the ice
and slide into a giant pile of mud.
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Get ready.
I hear footsteps.
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- What are we lookin' at?
- Kelso?
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Wait, wait. If you're here,
then who is in the driveway?
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Oh, crap!
258
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Well, the driveway
was all icy, and I fell.
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I think I heard a pop.
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- Mrs. Forman, we are so sorry.
- Mom, are you okay?
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Okay. Fez, grab her legs.
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Get away from her!
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Eric, you're grounded
for a week.
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But this prank
was your idea!
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- Fine. Two weeks!
- Wha...
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And the rest of you, get the hell outta here.
Go on now.
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Well, this was another prank?
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See what happens
when you act like a jackass?
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Kitty, I am so sorry...
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and I promise:
No more pranks, ever.
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Okay.
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- So, we're done here.
- Wait!
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You're not hurt.
You were faking it.
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Oh, don't sound so surprised.
I fake things plenty.
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- Wait. So you're not hurt at all?
- Nope.
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Wow.
You out-pranked Dad.
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No, no, no. It wasn't a prank.
It was a lesson.
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And yes, I did.
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So, you're the best Forman.
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You're Batman.
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Now you know.
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