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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,826 --> 00:00:24,328 Are you going to get that? 2 00:00:32,335 --> 00:00:33,336 What? 3 00:00:39,342 --> 00:00:40,343 When? 4 00:00:45,347 --> 00:00:46,848 Yeah, i'll be there. 5 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:56,357 Everything okay? 6 00:00:58,359 --> 00:00:59,860 Yeah, somebody died. 7 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:04,365 Oh my... oh my god! 8 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:05,365 I'm really sorry. 9 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:07,367 M-Maybe we should go. 10 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:09,369 Yeah. 11 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:10,370 Who told you to stop? 12 00:01:24,883 --> 00:01:27,386 Okay. Who would you sleep with? 13 00:01:27,386 --> 00:01:29,387 The professor or gilligan? Easy. 14 00:01:29,387 --> 00:01:31,389 Professor. He had that deep voice, 15 00:01:31,389 --> 00:01:32,890 Those perfectly pressed shirts. 16 00:01:32,890 --> 00:01:35,393 Yeah, how do you suppose he found a good cleaner on that island? 17 00:01:35,393 --> 00:01:37,395 I can't find one in pittsburgh. 18 00:01:37,895 --> 00:01:39,397 Fred flintstone, barney rubble? 19 00:01:39,397 --> 00:01:41,398 Mmm, we're talking a relationship or just sex? 20 00:01:41,398 --> 00:01:42,899 Hmm, one night only. 21 00:01:42,899 --> 00:01:44,401 I have to go with fred. 22 00:01:44,901 --> 00:01:45,902 He's a total bear. 23 00:01:45,902 --> 00:01:47,404 Yeah. 24 00:01:47,404 --> 00:01:49,906 Okay. Mr. Roper or mr. Furley? Oh! 25 00:01:50,407 --> 00:01:52,408 Mmmm. Tough one. 26 00:01:52,408 --> 00:01:53,909 I'm going to go with roper 27 00:01:53,909 --> 00:01:55,911 But only because i have an aversion to loud colours 28 00:01:55,911 --> 00:01:57,913 On anyone except me. 29 00:01:58,414 --> 00:01:58,914 I need coffee. 30 00:02:00,416 --> 00:02:01,417 Oh, someone was up 31 00:02:01,417 --> 00:02:02,918 Fucking until the wee hours. 32 00:02:02,918 --> 00:02:03,918 Was he cuter than me? 33 00:02:06,421 --> 00:02:07,922 What are you doing here? 34 00:02:07,922 --> 00:02:11,426 Oh, i picked up an extra shift before first period. 35 00:02:11,426 --> 00:02:12,427 I'm saving up to go to the white party. 36 00:02:14,429 --> 00:02:16,930 My, my, aren't you two raising him well? 37 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:19,433 Oh hey, uh, anyone want to go see that new matt damon movie tomorrow? 38 00:02:19,933 --> 00:02:21,935 I was, uh, reading in a chat room last night that there's a dick shot in it. 39 00:02:21,935 --> 00:02:23,437 It's brief, but nonetheless... 40 00:02:23,437 --> 00:02:24,938 dick! 41 00:02:24,938 --> 00:02:26,440 Yeah. Totally. 42 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,940 Yeah. I'm there. What about you? 43 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,945 I can't. I have family stuff. 44 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:35,948 W-Why? Your sister fighting with her ex-Husband again? 45 00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:38,451 My dad died. 46 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:43,955 Your dad? 47 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:46,458 When? 48 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:47,459 Yesterday. 49 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:50,462 I'm really sorry. 50 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:51,962 Well, he was sick. It was time. 51 00:02:53,964 --> 00:02:54,965 Yeah, but he's your dad. 52 00:02:54,965 --> 00:02:56,467 I said i'm fine. 53 00:03:24,993 --> 00:03:27,995 If my dad died, i don't know what i'd do. 54 00:03:27,995 --> 00:03:29,497 Me either. 55 00:03:29,497 --> 00:03:32,500 How old was he? 60. 56 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:35,503 Ancient. 60's not ancient. 57 00:03:35,503 --> 00:03:38,005 They say kids who are born today are going to live to be past 100. 58 00:03:40,006 --> 00:03:42,509 Hey, can you imagine having sex when you're 100? 59 00:03:43,009 --> 00:03:45,512 No. I can't imagine doing it now. 60 00:03:45,512 --> 00:03:47,013 Check out kevin chase. 61 00:03:47,013 --> 00:03:49,015 What do you think? Total hottie. 62 00:03:49,015 --> 00:03:50,517 And he's got a huge dick. 63 00:03:50,517 --> 00:03:53,519 How do you know? Gym class does have its perks. 64 00:03:54,019 --> 00:03:55,020 What about craig matthews? 65 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:56,522 Huh-Uh. He's got acne. 66 00:03:56,522 --> 00:03:58,023 Yeah. But a hot ass. 67 00:03:59,525 --> 00:04:01,026 What about... 68 00:04:01,026 --> 00:04:02,528 glen reeves? 69 00:04:02,528 --> 00:04:03,528 He's okay. 70 00:04:03,528 --> 00:04:06,030 Just okay? 71 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:09,033 Actually he's... he's kind of adorable. 72 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:11,035 Yeah, he's totally adorable. 73 00:04:11,035 --> 00:04:13,538 And you know, i've always gotten this closeted-Homo vibe from him. 74 00:04:13,538 --> 00:04:15,038 I bet with enough beers and the right music, 75 00:04:15,038 --> 00:04:16,540 We'd totally be doing it. No way. 76 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,041 Hey, you. 77 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:19,042 Hey! 78 00:04:19,042 --> 00:04:20,043 How'd i do? 79 00:04:20,043 --> 00:04:22,546 You looked great out there. 80 00:04:22,546 --> 00:04:25,048 What's going on? Gotcha! 81 00:04:25,048 --> 00:04:27,049 You two know each other, right? Sure. Hi. 82 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:28,551 How's it going? Okay. 83 00:04:28,551 --> 00:04:30,553 Oh, want to come to my place tonight and study? 84 00:04:30,553 --> 00:04:32,555 Uh, actually i was supposed to study at justin's. 85 00:04:32,555 --> 00:04:34,056 But if it's cool, 86 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:35,558 Could i take a rain check? 87 00:04:35,558 --> 00:04:37,560 Sure. Um... 88 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,060 i'm going to be late for class. 89 00:05:09,088 --> 00:05:11,090 Fuck! It's a hot crowd in here tonight. 90 00:05:11,090 --> 00:05:13,092 Brian, you shouldn't be here. 91 00:05:13,593 --> 00:05:15,093 Yeah. Where should i be? 92 00:05:15,093 --> 00:05:18,096 At your mom's? Planning your dad's funeral? 93 00:05:18,597 --> 00:05:20,098 He's practically buried. 94 00:05:20,098 --> 00:05:22,601 Well, it's reassuring to know that neither rain nor snow 95 00:05:22,601 --> 00:05:24,603 Can keep you from your appointed rounds. 96 00:05:24,603 --> 00:05:26,604 Consistency's a rare virtue. 97 00:05:26,604 --> 00:05:28,105 Especially in these uncertain times. 98 00:05:28,105 --> 00:05:30,107 Look, if you need anything... 99 00:05:30,107 --> 00:05:31,609 Like running errands... making calls... 100 00:05:31,609 --> 00:05:33,110 it's taken care of. 101 00:06:19,152 --> 00:06:20,654 What are you doing? 102 00:06:22,155 --> 00:06:24,658 I-I'm looking for a fourth for bridge. 103 00:06:24,658 --> 00:06:27,660 How can you even think about sex right now? 104 00:06:27,660 --> 00:06:30,162 Ah, death gives you a real hard-On. 105 00:06:30,663 --> 00:06:32,665 Look, let me take you home. 106 00:06:33,165 --> 00:06:34,667 Jesus, brian, your dad just died! 107 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:36,669 How can you think about getting your dick sucked? 108 00:06:38,670 --> 00:06:40,171 This is my grief counsellor. 109 00:06:57,688 --> 00:06:59,690 Is he actually your boyfriend now or something? 110 00:07:00,190 --> 00:07:02,692 I guess. Thanks for telling me. 111 00:07:02,692 --> 00:07:05,695 You've been fucking some 29-Year-Old guy the whole year. 112 00:07:05,695 --> 00:07:08,197 Why can't i see someone too? 113 00:07:08,197 --> 00:07:11,200 So how long have you guys been...? Oh, about a month. 114 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,201 One day after english class we started talking 115 00:07:13,201 --> 00:07:15,704 About "sister carrie" and how awesome and tragic it is. 116 00:07:16,204 --> 00:07:18,206 Before i knew it, we were instantmessaging each other 117 00:07:18,206 --> 00:07:20,208 Practically every night. 118 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:21,710 Oh. 119 00:07:21,710 --> 00:07:24,212 Well, we're still best friends, right? 120 00:07:24,212 --> 00:07:26,714 I guess. Well, aren't we? 121 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:28,215 Yeah. 122 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:32,219 Have you guys done the nasty yet? 123 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,721 None of your business. 124 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:35,222 Oh, come on. I tell you everything. 125 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,223 Well, we fooled around some. 126 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:39,225 He wants to do more, and so do i... 127 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:40,727 i think. 128 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:42,729 Only he's a lot more experienced than i am, 129 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:44,230 And i do not want to come off as a total freak 130 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,232 Who doesn't have a clue. So practice first. 131 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:50,736 Nah. I've heard horror stories about the first time. 132 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:52,237 I mean, if... if the guy isn't careful, 133 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:53,739 It can be really painful. 134 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:55,240 Yeah. I was lucky. 135 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,242 Brian went real slow. 136 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:59,244 Yeah, well that's why i want my first time 137 00:07:59,244 --> 00:08:00,745 To be with someone who... 138 00:08:00,745 --> 00:08:02,246 knows what it feels like. 139 00:08:04,248 --> 00:08:05,249 Like you. 140 00:08:12,256 --> 00:08:14,257 She wants you to fuck her? 141 00:08:14,257 --> 00:08:15,759 Gay men and straight girls sleeping 142 00:08:15,759 --> 00:08:17,761 Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse? 143 00:08:17,761 --> 00:08:19,763 Have you ever been with a woman? 144 00:08:20,263 --> 00:08:21,765 Lots of times. When i was 14, 145 00:08:21,765 --> 00:08:23,767 I had sex with, uh, four girls at summer camp. 146 00:08:24,266 --> 00:08:26,268 When i was 15, i had an affair with my mom's best friend. 147 00:08:26,268 --> 00:08:27,770 And when i was 16, 148 00:08:27,770 --> 00:08:30,272 I made it with mrs. Elstead, my geometry teacher. 149 00:08:33,776 --> 00:08:35,277 No. No! 150 00:08:35,277 --> 00:08:36,778 You asshole. 151 00:08:36,778 --> 00:08:39,781 Well then, hon, um... how do you know you can? 152 00:08:39,781 --> 00:08:42,283 Because at his age he could rub up against a tree and get a hard-On. 153 00:08:42,283 --> 00:08:44,285 Having recently made love 154 00:08:44,285 --> 00:08:45,787 To a woman, i, um... 155 00:08:45,787 --> 00:08:47,789 i can give you a few pointers. 156 00:08:47,789 --> 00:08:49,790 Banging a bull dyke for jesus isn't exactly making love. 157 00:08:50,290 --> 00:08:51,792 I've sort of been with a woman. 158 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:54,294 You have? Tenth grade. 159 00:08:54,294 --> 00:08:55,295 Marsha grundig gave me a blow job. 160 00:08:57,297 --> 00:08:59,299 Well, she didn't give it to me. She charged me five bucks. 161 00:08:59,299 --> 00:09:01,801 She charged everybody five bucks. 162 00:09:01,801 --> 00:09:04,303 That's a... that's a touching memory. 163 00:09:04,303 --> 00:09:05,805 I know i'll be doing daphne a favour, 164 00:09:05,805 --> 00:09:07,306 But i still feel kind of weird about it. 165 00:09:07,306 --> 00:09:09,308 I think it's a real compliment she asked you to do this. 166 00:09:09,308 --> 00:09:12,310 Yeah, it means she really trusts you. 167 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:13,812 Go to her, justin. 168 00:09:13,812 --> 00:09:16,815 Teach her what it is to be a real woman. 169 00:09:17,315 --> 00:09:18,316 Like somebody taught you. 170 00:09:19,818 --> 00:09:21,820 Be careful. 171 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:22,821 Oh, shit! 172 00:09:24,321 --> 00:09:25,823 Well, you were... 173 00:09:25,823 --> 00:09:27,324 bound to run into him eventually. 174 00:09:27,324 --> 00:09:28,826 Why did eventually have to be tonight? 175 00:09:30,828 --> 00:09:31,829 What do i say? 176 00:09:32,329 --> 00:09:33,831 Why say anything? Just ignore him. 177 00:09:33,831 --> 00:09:35,332 I should go apologize. 178 00:09:35,332 --> 00:09:37,834 No, you should stay and answer me this: 179 00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:39,335 Lenny or, uh, squiggy? 180 00:09:52,848 --> 00:09:54,349 Hey, blake, um... 181 00:09:57,352 --> 00:10:00,354 look, i already told you i don't have your money. 182 00:10:00,354 --> 00:10:02,356 That's not why i wanted to talk with you. 183 00:10:04,358 --> 00:10:05,860 Look, i found my wallet. 184 00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:07,361 It was in emmett's couch. 185 00:10:08,362 --> 00:10:09,864 Congratulations. 186 00:10:09,864 --> 00:10:11,865 You have no idea how horrible... 187 00:10:11,865 --> 00:10:14,367 uh, really horrible i feel. 188 00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:19,372 Look, i know you're going through a tough time... 189 00:10:19,372 --> 00:10:21,374 right now, and i realize that after what i did, 190 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,375 You've got no reason to believe me, but... 191 00:10:25,377 --> 00:10:27,379 if you need anything... 192 00:10:29,381 --> 00:10:31,383 well, a sympathetic ear or... 193 00:10:33,385 --> 00:10:35,386 a shoulder to cry on or... 194 00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:36,888 an objective eye... 195 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:40,892 how about throwing in an arm and a leg? 196 00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:46,397 Well, that too... 197 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:48,899 if you want 'em. 198 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,405 All right. 199 00:11:15,924 --> 00:11:17,425 Yeah, this is the one he should be buried in. 200 00:11:18,927 --> 00:11:20,929 Worn out and dreary, just like him. 201 00:11:20,929 --> 00:11:23,931 Well, do you think you should run it by your sister first? 202 00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:26,433 Hmm, she'd probably see this ugly, old suit 203 00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:28,435 And start crying again. 204 00:11:28,435 --> 00:11:30,437 Well at least she's expressing how she feels. 205 00:11:30,437 --> 00:11:31,939 She's milking it for attention. 206 00:11:31,939 --> 00:11:34,440 Don't be cynical. Claire is a cunt. 207 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:37,443 Dad couldn't even stand her. Her husband couldn't stand her. 208 00:11:37,443 --> 00:11:39,445 Her fucking kids... can't stand her. 209 00:11:39,445 --> 00:11:42,949 So while she's busy being a basket case, 210 00:11:42,949 --> 00:11:44,450 I'm stuck doing everything else, 211 00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:46,952 The funeral home, the cemetery... 212 00:11:46,952 --> 00:11:48,453 the obituary. 213 00:11:48,453 --> 00:11:49,955 Well, i said i would help. You want to help? 214 00:11:49,955 --> 00:11:51,456 See if you can find a tie 215 00:11:51,456 --> 00:11:53,959 That's not too offensive, if that's possible. 216 00:11:53,959 --> 00:11:55,961 Brian. What? 217 00:11:55,961 --> 00:11:57,462 Packets or sugar cubes? 218 00:11:58,963 --> 00:12:00,464 We're going to have a house full of guests. 219 00:12:00,464 --> 00:12:01,966 I don't know what people prefer. 220 00:12:01,966 --> 00:12:04,468 I'm sure no one gives a shit. 221 00:12:04,969 --> 00:12:07,471 Um... my mom says that people 222 00:12:07,471 --> 00:12:09,473 At the diner prefer packets three to one 223 00:12:09,473 --> 00:12:11,975 Because the... the... the cubes are individually wrapped, 224 00:12:11,975 --> 00:12:13,476 And they fall on the floor and people step... 225 00:12:13,476 --> 00:12:14,477 how is your mother, michael? 226 00:12:15,979 --> 00:12:17,981 She's fine, mrs. Kinney, thank you. 227 00:12:18,982 --> 00:12:21,484 She was always such a... character. 228 00:12:21,484 --> 00:12:23,485 Please remember to th-Thank her for the... 229 00:12:23,485 --> 00:12:25,487 um, sandwich platter. 230 00:12:25,487 --> 00:12:26,989 Ah, i will. And, uh... 231 00:12:26,989 --> 00:12:28,490 i have to say i'm sorry 232 00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:30,492 For your loss. Thank you, michael. 233 00:12:30,993 --> 00:12:33,495 Uh, brian, if you see anything you want, 234 00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:35,496 Just please take it. I've called the goodwill 235 00:12:35,496 --> 00:12:37,999 And they're coming tomorrow. That was quick. 236 00:12:37,999 --> 00:12:40,501 Well, i don't like seeing things lying around, you know that. 237 00:12:44,505 --> 00:12:47,007 Your father spent more weekends with that than he did with me. 238 00:12:51,511 --> 00:12:54,514 Packets. Good. Well, that's decided. 239 00:13:02,521 --> 00:13:04,023 I forgot what it was like at your house. 240 00:13:05,524 --> 00:13:07,526 Yeah, that's why i was always over at yours. 241 00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:24,041 A guy threw up on my bed. 242 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:26,543 What? The place where i'm staying. 243 00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:30,547 I... went back there tonight and some tweakedout asshole... 244 00:13:30,547 --> 00:13:31,548 barfed on my bed. 245 00:13:32,049 --> 00:13:32,549 How horrible. 246 00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:35,551 I can't stay there any more. I... 247 00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:37,053 I just can't. I don't blame you. 248 00:13:39,055 --> 00:13:42,058 Then i thought of what you said, um... 249 00:13:42,058 --> 00:13:44,060 that i could count on you for anything. 250 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:45,061 So you came here? 251 00:13:46,061 --> 00:13:48,063 I didn't know where else to go. 252 00:13:48,563 --> 00:13:49,064 I'm glad you did. 253 00:13:50,565 --> 00:13:52,567 Well, come in. 254 00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:57,571 You sure? Sure i'm sure. 255 00:14:00,074 --> 00:14:02,576 You're welcome to stay here tonight, or... 256 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:03,577 a couple of nights. 257 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,082 Did you bring your stuff? 258 00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:11,084 Well, it's always good to travel light. 259 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,087 Come on. 260 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,091 I just want you to know, i'm clean. I swear. 261 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,092 I believe you. 262 00:14:22,594 --> 00:14:23,595 Thanks. 263 00:14:38,609 --> 00:14:39,610 Um... 264 00:14:40,611 --> 00:14:41,612 look... 265 00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:43,614 Uh... uh... 266 00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:46,116 let's, uh... 267 00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:51,121 Let's not... rush into this, okay? 268 00:14:51,121 --> 00:14:54,624 I mean, we both need time to, uh... 269 00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:56,625 comprehend and to, uh... 270 00:14:56,625 --> 00:15:00,129 Process how we feel. Hmm? 271 00:15:03,632 --> 00:15:06,635 That said, i think it would be... 272 00:15:06,635 --> 00:15:09,637 More... appropriate, not to mention... 273 00:15:10,138 --> 00:15:14,642 Responsible... for both of us to, uh... 274 00:15:14,642 --> 00:15:15,643 oh, fuck it! 275 00:15:26,153 --> 00:15:29,156 Let us remember that we are dust, 276 00:15:29,156 --> 00:15:31,158 And we will return to dust. 277 00:15:32,658 --> 00:15:36,662 Almighty god, through the death of your son on the cross, 278 00:15:36,662 --> 00:15:39,665 You have overcome death for us. 279 00:15:39,665 --> 00:15:42,668 Through his burial and resurrection from the dead, 280 00:15:43,169 --> 00:15:45,670 You have made the grave a holy place, 281 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:48,173 And restored to us eternal life. 282 00:15:51,176 --> 00:15:54,179 We pray for those who died believing in jesus, 283 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,181 And are buried with him 284 00:15:57,681 --> 00:15:59,183 In the hope of rising again. 285 00:16:02,186 --> 00:16:04,688 God of the living and the dead, 286 00:16:04,688 --> 00:16:08,191 May those who faithfully believed in you on earth 287 00:16:08,191 --> 00:16:10,693 Praise you forever in the joy of heaven. 288 00:16:13,196 --> 00:16:16,699 We ask this in the name of jesus the lord... 289 00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:20,202 amen. 290 00:16:20,202 --> 00:16:22,204 Amen. 291 00:16:23,705 --> 00:16:28,210 Through the mercy of god, may jack and all the faithful departed 292 00:16:28,210 --> 00:16:29,211 Rest in the peace of christ. 293 00:16:31,712 --> 00:16:32,713 Amen. 294 00:16:36,717 --> 00:16:38,719 In the hope of the resurrection, 295 00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:42,723 Let us leave our brother jack kinney to rest in peace. 296 00:16:44,224 --> 00:16:47,727 In the name of the father and of the son 297 00:16:47,727 --> 00:16:49,229 And of the holy spirit... 298 00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:51,731 amen. 299 00:17:05,744 --> 00:17:08,246 Claire, would you pull yourself together, please? 300 00:17:08,246 --> 00:17:11,249 Daddy died, mother. I am allowed to fall apart. 301 00:17:11,249 --> 00:17:12,750 Fine then, fall apart. 302 00:17:13,751 --> 00:17:15,253 Billy... can we leave? 303 00:17:15,753 --> 00:17:16,754 Shhh! 304 00:17:16,754 --> 00:17:19,256 We've been here for months. Years. 305 00:17:19,756 --> 00:17:21,758 Do you have to be so fucking loud for christ sake? 306 00:17:22,259 --> 00:17:23,760 Sorry, father. 307 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,263 We have to stay for brian. 308 00:17:26,263 --> 00:17:27,264 He hasn't said a word. 309 00:17:27,264 --> 00:17:29,266 Or even cried. 310 00:17:29,266 --> 00:17:31,267 Well, claire's doing a bang-Up job for everybody. 311 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,775 What's in the bag, uncle bri? 312 00:17:39,775 --> 00:17:41,777 Grandpa's head. 313 00:17:41,777 --> 00:17:42,778 Do you want to see it? 314 00:17:48,783 --> 00:17:50,285 We better go. 315 00:17:50,285 --> 00:17:51,286 We have to pick up gus. 316 00:17:52,787 --> 00:17:54,788 And i, uh, have somebody staying with me, 317 00:17:54,788 --> 00:17:55,789 So i should... you do? 318 00:17:57,791 --> 00:17:59,293 You don't. 319 00:17:59,293 --> 00:18:01,295 Oh, excuse me, everyone. 320 00:18:01,295 --> 00:18:04,298 Um, i thought it would be nice... 321 00:18:04,298 --> 00:18:06,799 if we all shared some memories of daddy. 322 00:18:09,802 --> 00:18:11,804 Uh, father, would you start? 323 00:18:12,805 --> 00:18:15,308 I must confess i didn't know him well. 324 00:18:18,311 --> 00:18:20,312 He never came to mass. 325 00:18:20,812 --> 00:18:23,315 Uh... um... 326 00:18:23,315 --> 00:18:24,316 anyone else? 327 00:18:35,326 --> 00:18:36,327 It... it was a while ago. 328 00:18:37,828 --> 00:18:38,829 Brian and i were in college. 329 00:18:40,831 --> 00:18:43,833 He... he told me once i smelled nice. 330 00:18:45,335 --> 00:18:46,336 Oh, and then he gave me a mint. 331 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,349 Uh, i remember... 332 00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:03,352 um, this is just after i'd met brian, 333 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:05,854 Mr. Kinney took us bowling. 334 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,856 Um, and i'm a terrible bowler. 335 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,858 So is brian. 336 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,861 I think our score was, like, nine after seven frames. 337 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,865 And, uh, then a miracle happened. 338 00:19:18,865 --> 00:19:22,869 Brian rolled the ball and it was headed towards the gutter like all the rest, 339 00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:25,872 But then suddenly it changed direction. 340 00:19:26,873 --> 00:19:28,875 And there was a strike. 341 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,377 And we were so excited and we were jumping up and down 342 00:19:31,377 --> 00:19:34,880 That we didn't realize that mr. Kinney had come back from the bar 343 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,882 And seen the whole thing. 344 00:19:36,882 --> 00:19:39,385 And he ran over to brian and he picked him up, 345 00:19:39,385 --> 00:19:41,387 And he hugged him and he kissed him, 346 00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:44,389 And he told him how proud he was of him. 347 00:19:44,889 --> 00:19:48,393 And of course, brian got all embarrassed and ran off. 348 00:19:51,396 --> 00:19:53,897 I guess that moment meant a lot to me because i never had a father and... 349 00:19:57,401 --> 00:19:59,403 i'll always remember that day 350 00:19:59,403 --> 00:20:00,404 And that hug. 351 00:20:03,407 --> 00:20:06,909 Thank you, michael. 352 00:20:06,909 --> 00:20:08,411 That was a lovely story, michael. 353 00:20:11,414 --> 00:20:13,416 Yeah, michael, that was lovely. 354 00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:17,419 It makes me want to share some memories of my own. 355 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,422 Something we could all treasure. 356 00:20:22,424 --> 00:20:25,927 Or the night that he found out that you were pregnant with me. 357 00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:30,931 He told mom to put on her most beautiful dress, 358 00:20:31,432 --> 00:20:33,934 Took her to the most expensive restaurant in town, 359 00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:35,436 Poured her a glass of bubbly and then... 360 00:20:35,936 --> 00:20:38,939 Get this. He leaned over... 361 00:20:38,939 --> 00:20:41,441 And he said... "joanie... 362 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,945 you're getting yourself an abortion because... 363 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,447 i don't want another fucking kid." 364 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:54,453 Claire, do you have anything you want to share? 365 00:21:07,465 --> 00:21:09,467 Come on in. Thanks. 366 00:21:17,474 --> 00:21:18,975 You can put your backpack over here. 367 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,482 Do you want to listen to something? 368 00:21:25,482 --> 00:21:26,483 Daph? 369 00:21:26,483 --> 00:21:27,984 Huh? 370 00:21:27,984 --> 00:21:30,486 Oh... yeah, whatever. 371 00:21:30,486 --> 00:21:31,487 Whatever you want to hear. 372 00:21:35,491 --> 00:21:37,993 So... how long do you think this is going to take? 373 00:21:39,995 --> 00:21:42,497 Um... i dunno. Maybe an hour. 374 00:21:42,497 --> 00:21:44,999 'Cause i got to be home by 6:00. I promised my mom and... 375 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,501 my grandma's coming over for dinner so... 376 00:21:49,504 --> 00:21:52,006 If you don't want to do this then... no... 377 00:21:53,507 --> 00:21:55,008 No, i... i do. 378 00:22:03,016 --> 00:22:04,517 Do you have any condoms? 379 00:22:04,517 --> 00:22:06,519 Are you kidding? 380 00:22:07,019 --> 00:22:08,521 'Cause i brought some in case. 381 00:22:08,521 --> 00:22:12,024 And, uh, lubricant, spermicidal foam. 382 00:22:12,024 --> 00:22:13,526 You're really prepared. 383 00:22:17,028 --> 00:22:18,029 I guess we should... 384 00:22:21,533 --> 00:22:22,534 yeah. 385 00:22:24,035 --> 00:22:25,036 I guess we should. 386 00:22:28,039 --> 00:22:30,541 In a way, this is your first time too. 387 00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:32,042 I mean, with a girl and... 388 00:22:32,543 --> 00:22:35,546 Yeah. We can... 389 00:22:35,546 --> 00:22:36,547 give it a shot together. 390 00:22:39,049 --> 00:22:40,550 Only afterwards, daph... 391 00:22:42,051 --> 00:22:43,553 let's not get weird. 392 00:22:44,053 --> 00:22:44,554 Weird how? 393 00:22:46,556 --> 00:22:48,057 I dunno, just... 394 00:22:49,058 --> 00:22:50,059 let's just not. 395 00:22:51,561 --> 00:22:52,561 No weirdness. 396 00:23:38,604 --> 00:23:40,104 Do you feel good? 397 00:23:40,104 --> 00:23:41,606 Yeah. 398 00:23:51,615 --> 00:23:53,617 Talk about the funeral from hell. 399 00:23:53,617 --> 00:23:55,619 I will always remember 400 00:23:55,619 --> 00:23:58,622 His sister screaming, "you shit! 401 00:23:58,622 --> 00:24:00,123 You shit!" 402 00:24:00,123 --> 00:24:02,626 What about father o'what's-His-Face 403 00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:04,627 Carrying his mother up to her room. 404 00:24:06,128 --> 00:24:08,631 They didn't come down for, like, an hour. 405 00:24:08,631 --> 00:24:10,633 Hmmm. 406 00:24:12,635 --> 00:24:14,136 Do you think it's really true? 407 00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:15,637 What his father said? 408 00:24:15,637 --> 00:24:18,139 Ah, you know, brian's always trying to shock everybody. 409 00:24:18,139 --> 00:24:20,141 But somehow i believe it. 410 00:24:20,141 --> 00:24:23,144 Can you imagine growing up in that house? 411 00:24:23,144 --> 00:24:25,146 How did he ever survive? 412 00:24:25,146 --> 00:24:26,648 Who's to say he did? 413 00:24:26,648 --> 00:24:28,148 Hey, these are kind of nice. Yeah. 414 00:24:28,649 --> 00:24:32,653 Yeah, they'll make a fabulous centrepiece... 415 00:24:32,653 --> 00:24:35,656 For your... romantic... dinner for two. 416 00:24:36,156 --> 00:24:38,659 I think i'll use that china my grandmother left me. 417 00:24:38,659 --> 00:24:40,660 Mmmm. Perfect. 418 00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:42,662 Perfect, and, uh, and... and the good crystal. 419 00:24:43,162 --> 00:24:45,164 I'm sure blake'll appreciate that. 420 00:24:45,665 --> 00:24:47,166 Fuck you. 421 00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,668 Excuse me? 422 00:24:48,668 --> 00:24:50,670 I already told you, he's not using. 423 00:24:50,670 --> 00:24:52,170 Okay, um, can i... can i have a show of hands? 424 00:24:52,170 --> 00:24:54,673 Uh, how many people think the twink is no longer tweaking? 425 00:24:58,176 --> 00:25:01,179 No one. Yeah, well you're all wrong. 426 00:25:01,179 --> 00:25:03,180 No, teddy, you are. 427 00:25:03,180 --> 00:25:05,182 Believe me, i know. You don't know. 428 00:25:07,685 --> 00:25:10,187 You're just jealous. Jealous? 429 00:25:10,187 --> 00:25:12,690 Jealous that i've actually found somebody who cares about me 430 00:25:12,690 --> 00:25:14,691 And wants to be with me. 431 00:25:14,691 --> 00:25:17,193 He's using you, teddy. 432 00:25:17,193 --> 00:25:20,697 That's what users do. That's not true. 433 00:25:20,697 --> 00:25:22,699 And you just don't want me to have something 434 00:25:22,699 --> 00:25:23,700 Because you don't have it. 435 00:25:26,202 --> 00:25:28,203 You're like every other fag in the world. 436 00:25:42,717 --> 00:25:44,719 You should apologize. 437 00:25:45,219 --> 00:25:46,220 Ah! For what? 438 00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:49,223 You know damn well. He was your dad. 439 00:25:49,223 --> 00:25:50,223 Even though he wasn't always nice to you, 440 00:25:50,724 --> 00:25:52,726 When you die, you deserve a little respect. 441 00:25:52,726 --> 00:25:54,728 Bullshit. 442 00:25:54,728 --> 00:25:56,229 If you don't earn respect when you're alive, 443 00:25:56,229 --> 00:25:58,732 You don't deserve it when you're dead. 444 00:25:58,732 --> 00:26:01,234 Anyway, you were very... respectful. 445 00:26:01,234 --> 00:26:03,235 Everyone was very... touched 446 00:26:03,235 --> 00:26:04,737 By your little... memory. 447 00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:08,741 Only you don't remember shit. 448 00:26:13,245 --> 00:26:14,746 Want some? 449 00:26:16,748 --> 00:26:19,250 Haven't you abused yourself enough? No! 450 00:26:25,256 --> 00:26:28,258 I got a strike that day... 451 00:26:28,258 --> 00:26:30,260 you got that right. 452 00:26:30,761 --> 00:26:31,762 And we were jumping up and down, screaming. 453 00:26:32,262 --> 00:26:34,264 You got that right too. 454 00:26:34,264 --> 00:26:36,767 And that's when jack came back from the bar and surprised us. 455 00:26:36,767 --> 00:26:38,768 But he didn't hug me. 456 00:26:38,768 --> 00:26:41,270 That was just your "gee, i wish i had a daddy" fantasy. 457 00:26:41,771 --> 00:26:43,272 You hugged me. 458 00:26:43,272 --> 00:26:44,273 Remember? 459 00:26:45,274 --> 00:26:46,776 And i gave you a big kiss. 460 00:26:48,778 --> 00:26:51,279 Then that's when he said, 461 00:26:51,279 --> 00:26:52,781 "What are you, a coupla fuckin' fairies?" 462 00:26:54,783 --> 00:26:56,284 And then i pushed you away so hard, 463 00:26:56,284 --> 00:26:58,587 You practically rolled down the lane. 464 00:26:58,587 --> 00:27:00,288 And then i ran. 465 00:27:00,288 --> 00:27:01,789 And i ran... 466 00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:04,291 And... it's hot in here. 467 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:18,304 Maybe coffee wasn't such a good idea. 468 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:27,813 Stay here with me. 469 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,817 Okay. 470 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,318 Just for a little bit. 471 00:27:53,336 --> 00:27:55,338 You're high. 472 00:27:55,338 --> 00:27:56,339 Yeah. 473 00:28:04,847 --> 00:28:05,848 What are you doing? 474 00:28:07,349 --> 00:28:08,851 Wait... i'm just... 475 00:28:08,851 --> 00:28:09,852 fooling around. 476 00:28:10,853 --> 00:28:12,854 No. No! 477 00:28:13,354 --> 00:28:13,855 Wait. 478 00:28:17,859 --> 00:28:19,861 Isn't that what you always wanted, michael? 479 00:28:21,863 --> 00:28:25,365 What? A drunken fuck so you don't have to think about your dad? 480 00:28:26,867 --> 00:28:27,868 I never wanted that. 481 00:29:05,903 --> 00:29:08,906 You... are the best kisser, 482 00:29:08,906 --> 00:29:10,908 Hands down. 483 00:29:13,910 --> 00:29:15,411 No. No-No, sweetheart. 484 00:29:15,411 --> 00:29:17,914 That's just an expression. 485 00:29:17,914 --> 00:29:18,915 Put 'em... put 'em back up. 486 00:29:19,415 --> 00:29:20,917 Right. Attaboy. 487 00:29:33,929 --> 00:29:35,430 'Scuse me... 488 00:29:35,430 --> 00:29:36,931 lover, i, uh... 489 00:29:37,431 --> 00:29:38,933 I'll be right back. Okay? 490 00:29:38,933 --> 00:29:40,434 Don't you... don't you go anywhere. 491 00:29:40,434 --> 00:29:42,937 Stay right there, okay? 492 00:30:09,962 --> 00:30:11,463 'Scuse me. 493 00:30:11,463 --> 00:30:12,964 No thanks. 494 00:30:12,964 --> 00:30:14,966 No thanks what? 495 00:30:14,966 --> 00:30:16,968 I don't want to dance. 496 00:30:16,968 --> 00:30:19,470 I wasn't going to ask. 497 00:30:19,470 --> 00:30:21,472 Would you excuse us? 498 00:30:21,472 --> 00:30:23,474 Who the hell are you? 499 00:30:23,474 --> 00:30:25,475 I'm emmett honeycutt, ted schmidt's friend. 500 00:30:32,983 --> 00:30:34,484 Yeah, we, um... 501 00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:36,485 we met here the other night, when, uh... 502 00:30:36,986 --> 00:30:38,988 you were so tweaked you passed out on the bathroom floor. 503 00:30:38,988 --> 00:30:41,490 We had to rush you to the emergency room. 504 00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:42,992 Any of this starting to ring a bell? 505 00:30:42,992 --> 00:30:44,493 I remember now. 506 00:30:44,493 --> 00:30:46,996 Good! Good for you. 507 00:30:46,996 --> 00:30:49,497 So you... you feeling better? 508 00:30:49,497 --> 00:30:52,000 Now that ted's letting me stay with him. 509 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,002 That's our boy. 510 00:30:54,002 --> 00:30:56,504 So, uh, tell me, why aren't you there, uh, 511 00:30:56,504 --> 00:30:58,506 Talking to him instead of here 512 00:30:58,506 --> 00:31:00,007 Talking to a dealer? 513 00:31:00,507 --> 00:31:03,010 Him? He's just a friend. 514 00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:05,012 Honey... 515 00:31:05,012 --> 00:31:07,514 don't bullshit me. 516 00:31:07,514 --> 00:31:09,016 Ted, maybe. 517 00:31:09,016 --> 00:31:10,517 He doesn't know about these things. 518 00:31:10,517 --> 00:31:12,518 But, uh... but we do. 519 00:31:12,518 --> 00:31:15,521 Oh yes, we know what happens 520 00:31:15,521 --> 00:31:17,023 Once you've injected crystal meth 521 00:31:17,523 --> 00:31:19,525 Into those skinny little arms. 522 00:31:19,525 --> 00:31:22,028 I tried to warn him... 523 00:31:22,028 --> 00:31:23,028 but he wouldn't listen... 524 00:31:25,530 --> 00:31:26,531 because he loves you. 525 00:31:28,533 --> 00:31:30,035 In fact he loves you so much, 526 00:31:30,035 --> 00:31:32,037 He believes you're clean. Imagine that. 527 00:31:34,039 --> 00:31:36,040 I love him too. No. 528 00:31:37,541 --> 00:31:38,542 You love drugs. 529 00:31:41,045 --> 00:31:42,546 So get drugs. 530 00:31:43,047 --> 00:31:45,549 Here, i will even give you the money. 531 00:31:48,551 --> 00:31:50,553 But leave him alone, 532 00:31:50,553 --> 00:31:53,056 Because if you break his heart, 533 00:31:53,056 --> 00:31:55,558 I will break your face. 534 00:31:59,561 --> 00:32:01,063 Now, if you'll excuse me, 535 00:32:01,063 --> 00:32:02,564 They're playing my song. 536 00:32:25,085 --> 00:32:26,086 Hey! 537 00:32:26,086 --> 00:32:27,587 What are you doing here? 538 00:32:27,587 --> 00:32:29,589 I just thought i'd drop in and say hi. 539 00:32:29,589 --> 00:32:31,091 Hi, september. Hi, justin. 540 00:32:33,093 --> 00:32:34,593 Uh, can i get you something to eat... 541 00:32:34,593 --> 00:32:36,095 on the house? 542 00:32:36,095 --> 00:32:38,597 Oh, yeah. Um, a hot fudge sundae. 543 00:32:38,597 --> 00:32:41,100 I'm on a diet. I gotta get ready for the prom. 544 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,101 Okay. 545 00:32:43,602 --> 00:32:45,604 I suppose you two are going together? 546 00:32:50,608 --> 00:32:53,611 Daphne, can i talk to you for a second? 547 00:32:53,611 --> 00:32:54,612 Over here. 548 00:33:00,117 --> 00:33:01,618 Did you say anything? About what? 549 00:33:03,620 --> 00:33:05,622 Oh... that. 550 00:33:05,622 --> 00:33:07,124 Oh, that. 551 00:33:07,624 --> 00:33:09,126 We never said it was a secret. 552 00:33:09,626 --> 00:33:10,626 I can't believe it. 553 00:33:11,127 --> 00:33:12,628 What's so terrible? The worst that can happen 554 00:33:12,628 --> 00:33:14,630 Is people think you're straight. 555 00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:16,632 Besides, it was nice. 556 00:33:16,632 --> 00:33:17,633 I wanted to share it with someone. 557 00:33:19,635 --> 00:33:21,637 Well then, i guess... it's okay. 558 00:33:22,137 --> 00:33:24,639 I thought maybe we could do something when you get off. 559 00:33:24,639 --> 00:33:26,641 Mmm, i can't. I have plans. 560 00:33:26,641 --> 00:33:28,643 What plans? 561 00:33:28,643 --> 00:33:30,145 Just plans. 562 00:33:30,145 --> 00:33:32,147 You didn't tell me. 563 00:33:32,147 --> 00:33:33,648 Why don't you go out with your boyfriend? 564 00:33:33,648 --> 00:33:35,649 We broke up. 565 00:33:35,649 --> 00:33:36,650 You did? 566 00:33:37,151 --> 00:33:38,652 The more i thought about it, the more i realized 567 00:33:39,153 --> 00:33:40,654 We didn't really have that much in common. 568 00:33:40,654 --> 00:33:43,657 I... i thought you had amazing i.M. Sessions. 569 00:33:43,657 --> 00:33:46,159 They weren't that amazing. He can't spell. 570 00:33:46,159 --> 00:33:48,661 And lately we've been running out of things to chat about. 571 00:33:51,164 --> 00:33:52,665 That never happens to you and me. 572 00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:02,174 I sat there waiting for him for hours. 573 00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:03,675 Well, maybe he forgot. 574 00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:04,676 Or had other plans. 575 00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:05,677 We were supposed to have dinner. 576 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,179 The roast was in the oven. 577 00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:08,180 The wine was chilling. 578 00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:09,680 The flowers were on the table. 579 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,183 Finally i went out driving around. 580 00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:13,684 Checking all the bars, the clubs, 581 00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:15,186 I... i... i could... i couldn't find him. 582 00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:16,687 Always the way. 583 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:18,189 You don't want to run into someone, 584 00:34:18,189 --> 00:34:20,191 They're the first person you see. 585 00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:22,192 You want to see someone, and they're nowhere... 586 00:34:22,192 --> 00:34:25,195 do you mind if we stay on track here? Please? 587 00:34:25,195 --> 00:34:27,697 Sure. Thank you. 588 00:34:29,199 --> 00:34:32,202 He never came home. 589 00:34:32,202 --> 00:34:34,703 Home? Well, uh, maybe you should call the police station 590 00:34:34,703 --> 00:34:36,705 Or the hospitals. Or the morgue. 591 00:34:37,206 --> 00:34:38,207 Oh, thanks a fucking lot. 592 00:34:38,207 --> 00:34:39,708 Well, we're just trying to be helpful. 593 00:34:39,708 --> 00:34:41,210 Well then would you make a helpful suggestion. 594 00:34:41,210 --> 00:34:42,711 Mr. Novotny, register 19. 595 00:34:42,711 --> 00:34:44,213 Mr. Novotny, register 19. 596 00:34:44,213 --> 00:34:46,214 That's me. Gotta go. 597 00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:48,216 You want a helpful suggestion? 598 00:34:48,216 --> 00:34:50,218 Forget about why he left or where he went, 599 00:34:50,718 --> 00:34:52,220 And just be grateful that he's gone. 600 00:34:53,221 --> 00:34:55,723 I gotta go. 601 00:34:55,723 --> 00:34:56,724 So glad i called. 602 00:34:59,226 --> 00:35:01,728 Now i know why people sleep on futons. 603 00:35:01,728 --> 00:35:03,730 Yeah, why didn't you buy a mattress at a department store? 604 00:35:04,231 --> 00:35:07,234 Lindsay, darling, sweetheart, 605 00:35:07,234 --> 00:35:08,735 You want to field that one? 606 00:35:08,735 --> 00:35:11,737 Because i saw an ad, 50% off. 607 00:35:11,737 --> 00:35:14,240 Oh, okay. So in order to save 100 bucks, 608 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:17,243 You run the risk of permanent back injury. 609 00:35:17,243 --> 00:35:19,745 Mmm. Women are so fucking weird. 610 00:35:19,745 --> 00:35:21,746 Why is that a woman thing? 611 00:35:21,746 --> 00:35:24,249 Because no guy, unless he had money issues, 612 00:35:24,249 --> 00:35:25,750 Would do something like that. 613 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:26,751 Push. 614 00:35:26,751 --> 00:35:28,253 Push, push, push. 615 00:35:28,253 --> 00:35:29,754 You get weird about sex. 616 00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:31,256 After i had sex with my friend daphne, 617 00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:32,756 She fucking flipped out. 618 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:34,258 What!? 619 00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:35,759 You slept with daphne? 620 00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,761 She wanted me to be her first time. 621 00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:43,767 Well how was it? 622 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:46,269 It was... she's going to need practice. 623 00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:49,272 Anyway, we said that nothing would change, 624 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:50,773 And it totally has. 625 00:35:50,773 --> 00:35:52,775 I think she's in love with me. 626 00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:54,777 Well, that's because it's not as easy for most women 627 00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:57,279 To separate love and sex as it is for a man. 628 00:35:57,279 --> 00:35:58,780 Yeah. 629 00:35:58,780 --> 00:36:00,282 That was always my big complaint with men. 630 00:36:00,282 --> 00:36:02,284 Especially if it's your first time. 631 00:36:02,284 --> 00:36:05,287 I mean, here you are allowing someone to come inside your body. 632 00:36:05,287 --> 00:36:07,789 I mean, you've never felt so close to anyone in your life. 633 00:36:07,789 --> 00:36:09,790 And before you know it, you're... 634 00:36:09,790 --> 00:36:11,292 falling in love with this person 635 00:36:11,292 --> 00:36:12,793 Who's made you feel like... 636 00:36:14,295 --> 00:36:16,797 a way you've never felt before. 637 00:36:16,797 --> 00:36:19,800 So now do you understand why daphne might be in love with you? 638 00:36:22,802 --> 00:36:24,304 Come on. Push. Yes! 639 00:36:24,304 --> 00:36:25,805 Push. 640 00:36:34,313 --> 00:36:36,315 I got a message at the store to drop everything. 641 00:36:36,815 --> 00:36:38,817 Right in the middle of our big q 24-Hour clearance sale. 642 00:36:38,817 --> 00:36:40,819 That's the biggest event of the year. 643 00:36:40,819 --> 00:36:41,820 Here's your shoes. 644 00:36:44,322 --> 00:36:45,323 After your touching eulogy, 645 00:36:45,323 --> 00:36:48,326 I decided to come and pay my respects 646 00:36:48,326 --> 00:36:49,827 To jack kinney. 647 00:36:50,328 --> 00:36:51,829 Where we once bowled the largest number 648 00:36:51,829 --> 00:36:55,333 Of consecutive gutter balls ever recorded. Mm-Hmm. 649 00:36:55,832 --> 00:36:57,834 So what do you say? We roll one for the old fuck? 650 00:37:21,356 --> 00:37:24,359 One. Homos: nothing. 651 00:37:24,359 --> 00:37:25,860 All right, i've paid my respects. Let's go. 652 00:37:29,864 --> 00:37:30,365 Hold on. 653 00:38:39,928 --> 00:38:40,429 Hey! 654 00:38:40,929 --> 00:38:41,930 That's right. 655 00:38:41,930 --> 00:38:43,431 The fuckin' fairies got a strike. 656 00:38:43,431 --> 00:38:45,933 The fuckin' fairies are jumping up and down. 657 00:38:46,934 --> 00:38:49,437 The fuckin' fairies are going to celebrate. 658 00:39:08,454 --> 00:39:09,455 Thank you. 659 00:39:10,956 --> 00:39:11,457 Hey. Hey. 660 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:16,962 You know, the new "pansy division" just came in. 661 00:39:16,962 --> 00:39:17,963 You want to hear? 662 00:39:17,963 --> 00:39:20,465 Oh, no thanks. Some other time. 663 00:39:20,465 --> 00:39:21,966 That's a really cool shirt. 664 00:39:23,468 --> 00:39:24,969 Goes with your eyes. 665 00:39:24,969 --> 00:39:26,471 Daph, you've seen it like a million times. 666 00:39:26,971 --> 00:39:29,474 Mm. Guess i never noticed. 667 00:39:29,474 --> 00:39:30,474 But i do now. 668 00:39:31,975 --> 00:39:34,478 Uh, actually, the reason that i'm here... 669 00:39:34,478 --> 00:39:36,980 Uh... well, i was going to send you an e-Mail 670 00:39:37,481 --> 00:39:40,484 But i thought it would be better if i came in person. 671 00:39:40,484 --> 00:39:42,485 Well, why don't you come over tonight? I mean... 672 00:39:42,485 --> 00:39:43,986 my parents aren't going to be home 673 00:39:43,986 --> 00:39:45,488 And... no! 674 00:39:45,488 --> 00:39:48,991 I mean... it... this is fine. 675 00:39:48,991 --> 00:39:50,993 Actually, i just... 676 00:39:50,993 --> 00:39:53,496 i want to make sure that you understand. 677 00:39:53,496 --> 00:39:57,499 That... i mean, just because we had sex once, 678 00:39:57,999 --> 00:40:00,502 Doesn't mean that we're now boyfriend and girlfriend. 679 00:40:00,502 --> 00:40:02,504 I never said we were. 680 00:40:02,504 --> 00:40:04,005 You're calling me, like, eight times a day. 681 00:40:04,005 --> 00:40:06,006 I haven't called you eight times. 682 00:40:06,006 --> 00:40:08,008 You're right. It was eleven. 683 00:40:08,008 --> 00:40:09,510 I'm not counting three hang-Ups. 684 00:40:11,512 --> 00:40:13,013 And that card. 685 00:40:13,013 --> 00:40:15,516 "Friendship is the highest form of love"... 686 00:40:15,516 --> 00:40:18,017 Daph... all right, i get the point. 687 00:40:18,518 --> 00:40:20,019 I mean, when you've slept with as many guys as you have, 688 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,522 I'm sure that's all it was: another fuck. 689 00:40:22,522 --> 00:40:26,526 Ah... i never said it was just another fuck. 690 00:40:26,526 --> 00:40:28,528 I haven't slept with that many guys. 691 00:40:28,528 --> 00:40:30,028 Can we not talk about it here? I've got to work. 692 00:40:30,529 --> 00:40:31,029 Daph... 693 00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:35,033 i was doing you a favour. 694 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:39,538 That's all it was. That's all it was meant to be and... 695 00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:42,540 now you've totally gotten weird, which we agreed would not happen. 696 00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:45,042 I'm not the one who got weird. 697 00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:48,045 Ever since you met brian, you've become this totally different person. 698 00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:50,548 You go out with him all the time to bars and clubs. 699 00:40:51,048 --> 00:40:52,049 It's like i don't even know you. 700 00:40:55,051 --> 00:40:57,053 You've just become this fulltime homosexual. 701 00:41:48,601 --> 00:41:49,602 How'd you find me? 702 00:41:51,604 --> 00:41:54,606 Didn't i tell you? 703 00:41:54,606 --> 00:41:57,108 Besides being an accountant, i'm also a part-Time sleuth. 704 00:41:59,110 --> 00:42:01,613 You're funny. Yeah. 705 00:42:03,114 --> 00:42:04,616 Sheer terror piques my wit. 706 00:42:10,621 --> 00:42:12,122 Your hands are cold. 707 00:42:20,129 --> 00:42:21,130 I want you to come back. 708 00:42:24,133 --> 00:42:25,134 I can't. 709 00:42:25,635 --> 00:42:26,135 Don't argue. 710 00:42:26,636 --> 00:42:28,137 I'll screw everything up. 711 00:42:28,137 --> 00:42:29,638 You won't. 712 00:42:29,638 --> 00:42:30,639 I'll make sure of it. 713 00:42:33,141 --> 00:42:34,142 I'll take care of you. 714 00:42:36,144 --> 00:42:37,646 I want you to go now. 715 00:42:39,147 --> 00:42:40,148 Please. 716 00:42:41,649 --> 00:42:43,150 And leave you sleeping on this mattress 717 00:42:43,150 --> 00:42:44,652 That some asshole threw up on? 718 00:42:47,154 --> 00:42:48,656 I'm the one who threw up on it. 719 00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:01,167 My breath stinks. 720 00:43:07,172 --> 00:43:08,674 I don't care. 721 00:43:30,193 --> 00:43:32,696 That... opera... 722 00:43:34,197 --> 00:43:36,199 "la traviata". 723 00:43:38,201 --> 00:43:39,703 You never told me how it ends. 724 00:43:42,705 --> 00:43:44,707 Does what'shis-Name marry the slut? 725 00:43:48,210 --> 00:43:50,212 Of course. 726 00:43:51,714 --> 00:43:53,715 Despite the wishes of his cruel father. 727 00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:57,218 And... 728 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:00,722 they live to sing many... 729 00:44:02,724 --> 00:44:04,224 glorious duets. 730 00:44:26,245 --> 00:44:28,747 Whoa. What are... what are you doing? 731 00:44:34,753 --> 00:44:36,254 Well, come on. It's cold. 732 00:44:42,259 --> 00:44:44,261 Patience, young fella, patience. 733 00:44:45,763 --> 00:44:46,764 Now what? 734 00:45:25,299 --> 00:45:26,801 So long, jack. 735 00:45:32,806 --> 00:45:33,807 You son of a bitch. 736 00:45:33,857 --> 00:45:38,407 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51277

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