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Yes, so we're definitely rehearsing tonight?
Eight o'clock down the hall!
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Right, will the rest of the group be
there? Oh great man!
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Oi Ringo!
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I hope that all my huffing and
puffing ain't interrupting you!
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Eh? No! It's no sweat man!
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Well it's certainly not coming
from you, you lazy little git!
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Charlie I've gotta go. Look,
I'll see you later on, alright.
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- Rehearsing with the group tonight!
- Group! You're a drummer who's got no drums!
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No - well, it's early days yet!
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I don't know why you waste
your time with that bunch of wallies for.
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They're not a bunch of wallies!
Anyway, you haven't heard us play yet.
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I don't need to! I mean, look
who yer lead singer is, Mental Mickey!
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Oi, there's nothing wrong with
Mickey Maguire!
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Nothing wrong! He bit a
bloke's ear off once, that's all.
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Not all of it!
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Well, before you become deeply
involved in any musical argument with Mental Mickey,
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make sure you're wearing a bullet-proof balaclava!
Let's get this stuff in the van.
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What we bought anyway?
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Well, it's obvious innit,
sausages! Talking dolls, innit.
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I mean what sort of stock is it? Bankrupt, fire damaged,
water damaged, soiled or just plain hooky?
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It's none of them Rodney!
These are near-perfects!
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- Near-perfects! So what's wrong with 'em?
- Nothing.
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Well, if there's nothing wrong
with 'em why aren't they called 'perfects'?
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It's just a bit of legal jargon used by the insurance
company to save on paperwork that's all.
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Don't worry about it.
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That's easy for you to say, but I'm the one who has to go
down the Arndale Centre and flog these things,
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I mean, look at the aggro I had at
Christmas with them cricket bats!
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'Each one personally autographed by Viv Richards!'
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And each one was personally
autographed by Viv Richards!
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Alright, it wasn't the Viv
Richards!
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No, it was Davey Richards' eldest sister!
I had nothing but comebacks on that!
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No, you'll be alright with these things. I mean have a
look, take a look, can you see anything wrong with 'em?
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No, it looks alright!
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Alright! This is Taiwan's
finest Rodney! This is quality par excellence this gear!
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We'll pick the rest of 'em up
after dinner. G'on, jump in the van.
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What's up Doc?
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- What?
- I thought you said something!
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Oh! You know, I reckon this
group of mine could go places.
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And the sooner the better if
you ask me.
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We're styling ourselves on
Frankie Goes to Hollywood!
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You dozy little twonk Rodney.
You bang again on the roof of my van like that
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and it won't be Frankie Goes to Hollywood,
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it'll be Rodney goes to hospital.
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- Bloody hell Del, I said I'm sorry, didn't I?
- You will be if I get a headache.
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'The wind is blowing, the snow
is snowing...'
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- Oi, get your thieving hands off!
- I weren't feeling all that well, Del.
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You'll feel even worse if I
catch you at my Courvoisier again.
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What's all the big hurry then?
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I've just heard a very interesting
bit of news down the pub.
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Er, listen have you ever heard of the Shamrock Club,
over at Deptford? The Paddies' Moulin Rouge!
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That place? I've read about it
in the local paper!
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Well, their resident band the Dublin Bay Stormers had a bit
of a ruck last weekend and they're all banged up on remand!
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So?
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So - what is it next Sunday?
It's St Patrick's night innit!
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Their biggest earner of the year and the
Shamrock Club ain't got a band! But I have!
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You don't mean young Rodney
and that bunch of wallies?
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They can't do all that Mother
Macree stuff!
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Listen, you don't know Rodney
that well.
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He's a very talented little lad, they'll
love him!
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They'll tear him limb from
limb.
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No they won't. The worst he'll
get is a red nose!
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- Still, it's got nothing to do with me!
- No, that's right!
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- I'll keep my opinions to myself!
- Good.
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- It don't seem right though!
I mean it's not fair!
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Nor's Frank Bruno's arse but
he don't keep on about it!
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Hello, Shamrock Club? Could I
speak to Liam please? Yeah, Derek Trotter.
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It's Del Boy. How are you pal? Triffic, er listen,
I just heard the tragic news about the Stormers!
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Oh, the bloody laws in this country,
diabolical ain't they, oh yeah.
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How are you fixed for a
band on Paddies night?
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Well this is it, I mean, where do
you find a good band these days?
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There's a lot of cowboys about!
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What's what noise? Oh that?
Well, that's what I'm phoning you about you see.
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I'm down here at the community hall and there's a group of
youngsters on the stage rehearsing...
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Keep it down will you lads? I'm on the blower,
er...hold on Liam, I'll close the door.
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There we are now, we can hear ourselves speak!
Do what? Yes they sound a lot like the Bachelors!
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In fact that's who they model themselves after...
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Well, there's some good news
and there's some bad news here Liam.
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The bad news is they're expensive!
It's 300 sovs I'm afraid.
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But the good news is they're free
on St Paddy's night! Yes alright.
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- He wants to think about it.
- That shouldn't take long should it?
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No, no, no, Liam you carry on old son, you take
all the time in the world. I've got plenty of time.
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Oi, close the door will yer!
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Well you won't go far wrong with these boys, no, no.
You know it makes sense.
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There is one thing...they, not me,
they, you understand insist on cash in advance!
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Alright, I'll tell you what
old son, I'll pop down in about an hour.
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Alright, pal.
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The family used to tell stories about you and yer 'business
activities'! I never believed 'em up until now!
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- Get in, get out and don't look back, that's my motto!
- I can't wait to tell young Rodney the good news!
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Er, listen you keep quiet. This is gonna be a...
it's a surprise!
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Oh, it's nothing to do with me
Del! I just hope I don't let it slip out!
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00:09:01,604 --> 00:09:03,811
No that would be very unfortunate wouldn't it?
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Oh, I tell you what, would
you like a nice large brandy in there Uncle Albert.
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That's nice of you son, thank you! Might as well leave the
bottle here, save me having to keep on getting up!
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Have a nice evening - you
blackmailing old bark!
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- Come on Rodney! Give us some cymbals.
- Cymbals?
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00:10:03,985 --> 00:10:07,280
Oi, oi, oi, what's he doing here?
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I just come down to listen to
you lads. Don't mind do you?
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00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,046
You just come down on the wind
up didn't yer?
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Au contraire Rodney.
Au contraire! In fact I'm very impressed.
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He sounds in very good voice,
does young Mental Mickey.
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I don't like people calling me that!
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I'm so sorry, I'd better put my hands
on me ear-lobes!
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Why don't you piss off down
the pub Trotter?
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Oi, oi, watch it. This is our community hall. Anyone's
entitled to walk in here! Come on then, let's hear you!
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00:10:41,819 --> 00:10:46,361
- Yeah, come on. He's not gonna put us off!
- Yeah, right! One, two, three...
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- Oi, oi, Rodney I do the one, two, three, fours!
- Sorry Mickey, forgot!
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One, two, three, four...
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00:10:56,272 --> 00:11:00,613
Hold on, hold on, where d'you
learn to count, Rampton?
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00:11:01,890 --> 00:11:05,024
I ain't never been to Rampton. Who started them
rumours about me being in Rampton?
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00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,760
- Alright Mick, take it easy !
- I've never been to Rampton!
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00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,928
I've been to Broadmoor, once
or twice, but that's not the point.
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- Carry on.
- One, two, three...
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Oi, I told you once Rodney, I'm not gonna
tell you again son. I do the one, two, three, four.
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00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:46,581
- Hold up, hold up.
- What is it now??
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Well I am very surprised!
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I came down here expecting you bunch of wallies,
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to sound like a cat being doctored
without anesthetic! But you're good!
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You're very good! Alright you're not quite up to the
standard of Spanner Ballet or Duram Duram!
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There's something about your music that I like!
It's well it's got something!
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I only hope it ain't catching!
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If this is all a build-up, some very funny joke, will you
just tell us all now and stop wasting everyone's time!
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It's no joke Rodney, I mean
it! I'm very impressed, very!
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Bravo, bravo! Of course, you realise that you're gonna flop
like a jelly on a wet mattress, don't you?
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Oh yeah, why are we gonna flop?
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Because you're undisciplined! You ain't going to
go nowhere till you get yer act together!
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Yeah? Well my mate's cousin's works for a record company
and he reckons he could get us a contract!
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And my mate's a doorman down at Chelsea,
but he can't get me a bloody game can he?
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Na, you're still rough around the edges.
I mean, why don't you take a butcher's at yerselves.
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You look like something the cat
dragged in - then dragged out again!
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Trotter, shut it, we like looking like this.
We're Marxist Trotskyite anarchists!
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- Yeah!
- Are we?
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- So why do you want to be superstars then?
- 'Cos we wanna be rich Marxist Trotskyite anarchists!
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Well, not too rich!
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No, just a little bit rich!
Money ain't everything!
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No, but it certainly takes the
sting out of being poor though don't it?
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Strikes me you need someone to steer you in the
right direction you know. Look after yer interest.
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What you need is a manager!
No hold on, hold on! Don't look at me...
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Cause the bloke who becomes your manager,
he's gotta buy you new equipment.
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New drums, new guitars new set of speakers!
Cost an arm and a leg!
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- I thought you said we were good!
- You are good! You're natural, you've got raw talent!
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00:14:13,016 --> 00:14:20,969
Oi, Trotter you don't wanna put your money
where yer mouth is though, don't you?
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You think I'm not the kind who
would back me instinct?
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You know me. He who dares wins!
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But, well, the fact of the matter is,
the funds are a bit tight at the moment.
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You're enough a wallie Trotter.
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Yeah yeah! We've heard it
before.
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Alright! You win! I will be your manager!
I'll get you bookings, you see if I don't!
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- What about the instruments?
- I'll get that as well!
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Don't listen to him! We'll probably end up
with the chuck-aways from some Boy Scouts' band!
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All yer instruments and equipment'll be brand new!
Write down what you want, I'll get it for you!
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I'm gonna make an investment in you lads. This time next
year we're gonna be millionaires! I can see it now.
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Albert Hall, Carnegie Hall, the Hollywood
Bowl! The revolutionary new sound: Pop Protest!
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You don't know any of the Bachelor
numbers, do you?
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It doesn't matter! Well, you carry on rehearsing!
'Cos I'll get this show on the road.
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Come on then - let's hear ya,
your manager has spoken!
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- Yeah right! Here we go then, one, two, three...
- I do the one, two, three, four!
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- Put down the table Pat!
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What about Mental Mickey?
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He's happy enough!
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Let's make sure I've got all
the details.
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The stolen items consist of two guitars,
two speakers, and a set of drums.
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- Here's one of your sticks, it's a bit oily.
- Cheers! D'you reckon you'll catch 'em?
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Shouldn't have too much
trouble!
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We'll just go around the clubs till we find a rock
'n' roll band with a one-armed drummer.
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I need you don't I! I mean I
really need you.
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- What's all this other stuff doing here?
- Er - we collect things!
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Funny sort of things to collect ain't
they?
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Yeah well, er, everyone's
gotta have a hobby ain't they!
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Extrerminate, exterminate!
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Good afternoon Officer, can I
be of any assistance?
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They've had the drums, guitars, everything!
I locked that door last night Del, I swear to you I locked it.
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- Alright Rodney, alright. Nevermind, not to worry.
- What d'you mean not to worry?
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All our equipment's been nicked!
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00:18:05,996 --> 00:18:07,257
Well, that's not quite true!
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Er Rodney, would you like to nip outside to make sure
I switched the engine off on the van?
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Oh! Well you see, actually these
items haven't been stolen Officer,
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A van came round early this
morning and took them back to the shop!
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You see I know the owner of the shop. and he let me have them
on what is called sale-or-return basis!
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I see. Do you enjoy wasting police time, eh?
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Hold on, I didn't know we had
'em sale or return!!
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- It's my fault, I didn't tell him! I'm sorry.
- Right! About all this other stuff here...
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Excuse me Officer, but when I came around just now
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I saw a couple of kids trying to remove
the front wheels on your Panda car!
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- They what?? I might be back to see you!
- I can't wait!
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What do you think you're playing at,
inviting the bloody Old Bill round here?
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What am I playing at??
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You told me you'd bought that equipment
and all the time you had it on sale or return.
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You just set us up didn't you?
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We've earned 300 sovs, right, and we didn't
acyually pay out for any equipment! Brilliant innit!
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Brilliant? Del we nearly had
our heads smashed in!
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I didn't wanna play the Shamrock Club!
None of us wanted to play the Shamrock Club!
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But we played it Del because you said it was
our first step on the road to stardom! We believed you!
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Well you must be bigger
plonkers than you look!
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You didn't honestly believe all that rubbish
that you and them wallies
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were destined for the Albert Hall,
Carnegie Hall ?
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The only hall you were destined for,
is sod all, that's what!
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But as it happened you made 150 quid
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so think yourself lucky,
and anyway you can still carry on with the group.
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00:19:53,329 --> 00:20:03,162
No I can't. We had an artistical disagreement!
Look what that Mickey tried to do to my ear!
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The vicious little git! Now I'm gonna sort him out.
What was the row about?
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They accused you of setting us up!
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They said you'd only done it for a one off earner and to
get rid of the suits you've had in here since 1975!
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The way some people's minds work!
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What do you mean? They were right!! But I defended you!
I mean, stood there and defended you!
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And d'you know why? 'Cos you're my brother - and
I don't like to hear people rubbishing you!! That's why.
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- Still works does it?
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It was only a pipe-dream Rodney!
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At least I had a dream Del -
it's more than I've got now.
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Come on Rodders, you didn't really think you
were gonna go nowhere did you?
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I mean just takea look at them
other three!
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They had about five and half brain cells between them,
and one of them was on the blink! I tell ya.
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That show business lark -
they're all Stoke-on-Trent aren't they.
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You have to watch yer old deaf
and dumb in that game Rodney!
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Look, why do you always try and
stop me in everything I do?
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Who, me?
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You always sticking yer
oar in and mess things up for me!
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- Sometimes I get the feeling that you're scared!
- Scared, me scared? Scared of what?
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Scared of me becoming a success! You're terrified
that one day I might just make it - on my own!
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That is like a knife in my
heart that Rodney!
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There is nothing that I would like more than to
see you become someone!
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Have a nice Capri Ghia and all
that! I remember what Mum said on her deathbed.
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She said to me, 'Del,' she said, 'Please give
little Rodney all the encouragement that you can!
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- Never Del, never hold him back!'
- She didn't 'alf say a lot on her deathbed.
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- What?
- Whatever the subject isÂ…
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Mum had something to say about it
on her deathbed!
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She must have spent her final few hours in
this mortal realm doing nothing but rabbiting!
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You are walking a bleedin'
tightrope here Rodney!
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No hang on. Right, remember last week
we were having a row
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about whose turn it was to go
down the chippy, yeah?
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And you claimed that Mum said on her
deathbed, 'Send Rodney for the fish!'
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Yeah, well, I'd had a few hadn't I?
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You tried something
and it didn't work.
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Nevermind, look.
You've got 150 beer vouchers!
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Come on, cheer up!
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- We've got to go down the market this afternoon!
- Triffic!
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Oh, come on now Rodney,
listen, it ain't all bad news!
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On one hand you've
just had your hopes and dreams dashed!
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On the other hand, I've got a van
load of hooky Maltesers! Come on let's go...
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Alright Monk, I'll come straight with you, look,
I've had these dolls for about a week
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and I haven't sold one yet! If you take a
chance I'll take a loss, I can't be fairer than that!
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Would I lie to you? Alright,
I'll see you around Monk!
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At number 26. Four guys from South London. This is
Boys Will Be Boys from A Bunch of Wallies!
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Maybe old Trig could knock some out down the council
depot. Oh shut up. Bloody noise, I can't think!
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I don't believe it! It's
that bunch of wallies!!
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What do they think they're doing??
They're on Top of the Pops!!
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You know that old bird who works down the laundromat,
the one who's after...What's wrong?
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Nothing Rodders! Alright fine.
Wanna cigar?
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Sorry, you was saying,
what was you saying?
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I wound her up, right, I said that Uncle Albert wants
to take her to the old folks', beano on Thursday.
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- Took her right in it!
- I like it!
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- Are you sure everything's alright?
- It's triffic Rodders, couldn't be better mate!
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- Hey, Top of the Pops in on!
- Yeah, but the telly's broke!
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- I'll watch it on the black and white one then!
- That's broke as well!
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Well it's got to be the fuse in the socket!
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No, I tried that! They're both broke!
I'll have to get a firm in - naus innit, eh?
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Oh well, I might as well
give Albert the good news!
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Go on. He's in his room.
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Uncle Albert.
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Hello son, you alright?
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He'll go bloody divvy when he finds out!
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You wanna act yer age you interfering little...
Can't you have a word with him Del?
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He's only come in there to annoy
me! I don't wanna go on no old folks' beano!
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Well don't go then, don't go!
Listen, I'm off out - don't mention it to Rodney!
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I doubt if he'd wanna go with you anyway,
he's watching Top of the Pops on the portable.
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They're in the charts.
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So they're in the charts.
Marque de Fabrique, as they say.
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They could go to number one!
They could have a smash hit on their hands.
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Alright, so you have a smash hit on your hands.
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You might not have another one
for the rest of your life!
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I always said they could make
it, and you convinced me they couldn't.
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That's always been your trouble Rodney,
you're too easily swayed!
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- And what about me, eh? I was their manager!
- I'm gonna stick this right up your jacksy!
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