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HEATHER: I mean, as parents,
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I think we can all agree
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that, you know, two
18-year-olds getting married
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is a huge mistake.
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TIM: Not as big a mistake
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as me trying parkour,
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but a mistake nonetheless.
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We think it's great
these kids got hitched.
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Thank you.
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It means a lot that
someone believes in us.
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MAN: Who are we to say
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what makes a family?
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I mean, people told us we would
never work, but they were wrong.
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WOMAN: So wrong.
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Just because we're brother and sister
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doesn't mean that we can't
raise a family together.
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You're...
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MAN: I know what you're thinking.
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We don't look anything alike.
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Yeah, that's what we're thinking.
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Well, when Clementine's dad left me,
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Spencer vowed to help me raise the kids,
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and he's been there for us ever since.
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SPENCER: That's what family does.
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When your sister needs you,
you step up and fill the hole.
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CLEMENTINE'S MOM: Oh, and he fills it.
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And then some.
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I love you, Uncle-Dad.
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HEATHER: Oh...
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This is so... sweet,
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uh, but they're just kids,
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so there's no reason
for them to be married.
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There is a big reason.
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And it's getting bigger every day.
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Oh, my God.
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We're in love!
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Why would you phrase it like that?
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I am in no way ready
to be a grandmother.
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Oh, I say, bring it on.
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I am ready for babies,
babies, and more babies.
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Me, too... I would love a
little grand-niece-daughter.
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- Oh, look at her there...
- A little...
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- sweet something...
- with the little freckles...
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Looking up at you
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- with the little feetsies!
- Little freckles! Look at her.
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None of this is going to happen, okay?
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Because I made an
appointment for you tomorrow
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so that you can get
your marriage annulled.
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You can't tell us what
to do anymore, Mom.
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We're adults.
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Now if you'll excuse us,
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we have to go meet our
friends at the food court.
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Thanks for your support.
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Thanks for nothing.
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HEATHER (mutters): Nothing.
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So how does this work?
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Separate bedrooms, or...?
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Same bedroom, twin beds, yeah.
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Just like when we were kids.
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(groans)
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We failed as parents.
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I don't even call my sister.
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Tim, how are you not upset about this?
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I want to be, for you,
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but look, we raised a
smart, responsible kid.
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And he found a beautiful girl
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and locked that down.
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Now, I did the same
thing, not much older.
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I can't believe I'm alone here.
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And I can't believe you're not
more curious about our in-laws.
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Now that you've kicked Tyler out,
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can we finally turn his
room into a homeless shelter?
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We didn't kick Tyler out.
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Well, his action figures are gone,
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and there's a note on the door saying,
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"I'm not a child," written in crayon.
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So they didn't come back here?
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There's no room.
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They'd have to share a bunk
bed with Clemmy's little sister,
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and that would be super weird.
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Now why would that be weird?
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That was our childhood bed.
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Oh, God, how we used to love
to make that thing shake.
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Oh, boy.
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We'd play Earthquake in it.
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"Oh, no, here comes the big one!"
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Okay, so you have my number
in case you hear from them.
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Okay, come on, Tim, let's go.
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No, you go ahead, I'll parkour home.
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I have some follow-up questions.
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- Hey, do you...
- No, come on. I-I need you to...
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HEATHER: Oh!
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I did this, I drove him away!
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I'm having a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
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Would you like some?
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No.
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I can get you a little dish...
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It's okay.
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He's gone forever, Mom.
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Here's a dish!
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I mean, what could I
have done differently?
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Uh...
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you could have supported him.
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What?
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And let him make the
biggest mistake of his life?
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No, that's called enabling,
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and that's why Greg wore
pull-ups till he was 12.
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And now you see him
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get on international
flights with confidence.
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Mom-Mom, can Pop-Pop
take his creepy puppets
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out of the garage?
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Oh, you're here.
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You've been harboring
them this entire time?
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Excuse me, um...
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I'll be in the other room
listening through the wall.
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Okay, so, so this is your life now?
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You're living in your
grandparents' garage?
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It's better than living with somebody
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who's rooting against me.
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I am not rooting against you, I just...
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I don't want to see you do something
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that you're going to regret.
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Mom, you still see me
as an eight-year-old boy,
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but I am a man now, okay?
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And I can make my own decisions.
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And, yeah, I know that ten
percent of marriages fail.
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But we're not going to be one of them.
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(softly): Yeah.
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All right.
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Get your stuff and let's go home.
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Both of us?
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Yes... both of you.
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You guys are going to
have plenty of challenges.
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I am not going to be
one of them... come here.
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Hey, and just so you know...
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it's 50% of marriages that fail.
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For real?
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(barking)
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All right, fianc?e number two!
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- Oh!
- Let's do this!
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I can't believe I get to
live with my best friend.
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I can't believe I'm officially
out of my parents' garage.
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Hey!
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Whose moving truck is
blocking my scooter?!
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Oh...
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I'm just kidding, ha-ha!
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Oh, I'm so pumped about our new roomie!
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, it'll be great to have
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some masculine energy around here.
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Um...
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Hello!
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You wrestled?
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Uh, yup.
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Yeah, I was undefeated in high school.
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Hello!
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So was I!
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They called me the Tackle Box,
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because I could take
you down with my tackle,
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or I could take you down with my box...
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of wrestling moves.
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Mmm.
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Whoo!
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(celebratory grunting)
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I forgot about Dougie.
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We've gone through worse obstacles.
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- Yay...
- Yay!
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It's a big condo.
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- We won't even know when she's here.
- Yeah.
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You're in the splash zone.
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Want a spoon?
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I've got the king spoon.
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Yay.
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(Dougie barking in next room)
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Um...
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do you hear that?
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Oh, yeah, that's the same thing
I hear every night at this time.
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What is she doing?
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I don't know.
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I asked her, she said flossing.
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No, no, no, Colleen.
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- What?
- This is not living together.
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This is dying together.
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(sighs)
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You have to tell her to move out.
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(sighs): Fine. Uh, why me?
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Because it's your place.
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And I don't want to
create some sexist dynamic
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where I fight your battles for you.
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And besides, I said "not it," not it.
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Fine.
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I'll do it right after the music stops.
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What music?
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- (heavy metal music begins)
- DOUGIE: Oh, yeah!
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Huh.
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Knock knock!
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Hi!
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Um, I wanted to have
a little roomie chat.
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The thing is, since Matt's moved in
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and we're getting married that
time maybe you could move out
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and you could find an...
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All right, she's not taking the hint.
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It's because you're too nice.
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Aw, thank you.
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And you are too handsome.
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That's not what we're doing.
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- I know.
- Okay.
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All right, I'll talk to her tomorrow.
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You want me to move out?
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Wrestle me.
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If you win, I'll leave.
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You can't be serious.
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Oh, yeah, I am.
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Oh, don't do that.
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Oops.
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Looks like Tackle Box
just chummed the waters.
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Fine.
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I think my dad's still got a
practice mat up in the attic.
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We'll use their garage.
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Good.
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Because you're going to
become my practice mat... Matt!
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Also, I'm going to need
your parents' address.
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I'll text it to you.
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Do they like wine?
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Because it's rude to
show up empty-handed.
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Don't spend too much money, though.
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It'll make them uncomfortable.
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How about $30?
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That's fine.
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Good.
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My mom's got a thing for Napa Valley.
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Who doesn't?
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I can't believe you're doing this.
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Have to.
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Our whole relationship's been
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one obstacle after another, you know?
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I'm not afraid to fight for us.
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I'm going to stand up like a man.
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(laughing)
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What are you guys doing here?
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You think I'm going to
miss you wrestling a girl?
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(hip hop music playing)
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M-m-make the ground shake
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Make the ground shake
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Make the ground shake
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M-m-make the ground shake
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Tackle Box has arrived!
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Whoo!
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(blows whistle)
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All right, first one to
pin his opponent wins.
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(blows whistle)
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You got this, babe.
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JOHN: Come on.
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GREG: Ooohhh!
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That's not good. That's not good.
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GREG: Avenge me, Dougie!
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There you go, there you go.
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There you go, there you go.
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(shouting)
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Yeah! Strangle her!
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I'm doing this for us.
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I love you so much!
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Oh!
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That's what I call
the Hook and the Line.
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Now here comes
268
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the Sinker!
269
00:09:11,709 --> 00:09:13,371
We gonna make the house break
270
00:09:14,045 --> 00:09:17,379
Turn it up louder
271
00:09:17,381 --> 00:09:18,818
We gonna make the ground shake...
272
00:09:18,843 --> 00:09:20,582
Ground shake, ground
shake, ground shake
273
00:09:20,584 --> 00:09:22,084
(grunting)
274
00:09:22,086 --> 00:09:24,253
(hip hop music continues)
275
00:09:25,923 --> 00:09:27,059
(blows whistle)
276
00:09:27,084 --> 00:09:28,083
That's a pin!
277
00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:31,093
- Whoo!
- I've never been prouder.
278
00:09:31,095 --> 00:09:32,138
High five.
279
00:09:33,179 --> 00:09:34,513
Yeah!
280
00:09:34,515 --> 00:09:36,565
Are you okay?
281
00:09:36,567 --> 00:09:38,567
She was like a big yellow blur.
282
00:09:38,569 --> 00:09:39,508
I'm so sorry.
283
00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:40,769
I tried to fight for us.
284
00:09:40,771 --> 00:09:41,984
Round two!
285
00:09:42,010 --> 00:09:43,376
- Oh, no!
- No!
286
00:09:46,527 --> 00:09:49,395
I'm just going to examine
your erection, Mr. Short.
287
00:09:49,803 --> 00:09:51,753
In this case, call me John.
288
00:09:53,498 --> 00:09:55,342
_
289
00:09:55,711 --> 00:09:56,923
(groaning)
290
00:09:56,948 --> 00:10:00,130
It's been more than four
hours and it won't go down.
291
00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:02,138
What if it stays like this forever?
292
00:10:02,163 --> 00:10:03,162
I don't know!
293
00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:04,285
I don't know.
294
00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:06,636
I wish you'd tell me the
next time you take a pill.
295
00:10:06,638 --> 00:10:08,535
I thought it would be a nice surprise.
296
00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,256
Oh, I'm definitely surprised.
297
00:10:10,258 --> 00:10:12,092
I may need you to punch it.
298
00:10:12,094 --> 00:10:13,677
I'm not gonna punch it.
299
00:10:13,982 --> 00:10:15,364
(cell phone rings)
300
00:10:15,389 --> 00:10:16,068
Hello?
301
00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:17,135
Mom, hey, where are you?
302
00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,871
I thought you wanted to go
shopping for Jen's baby shower.
303
00:10:18,896 --> 00:10:21,888
Oh, honey, I had to take
your dad to St. Fran's.
304
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,302
Don't tell her.
305
00:10:23,327 --> 00:10:24,688
It's so humiliating.
306
00:10:24,713 --> 00:10:26,262
Dad's in the hospital? What is it?
307
00:10:26,428 --> 00:10:28,175
It's not serious, is it?
308
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,317
I-I can't discuss it, dear.
309
00:10:30,707 --> 00:10:31,605
I'm calling everyone.
310
00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,397
I'm coming down there right now.
311
00:10:33,422 --> 00:10:35,138
No! Heather?
312
00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:38,451
Come on, guys, let's go, let's go!
313
00:10:39,127 --> 00:10:40,773
Is Pop-Pop gonna die?
314
00:10:40,798 --> 00:10:42,246
You know, we're all going
to die some day, Sophia,
315
00:10:42,271 --> 00:10:43,324
so maybe take comfort in that.
316
00:10:43,349 --> 00:10:45,673
Matt, hey, listen...
Dad is at St. Fran's.
317
00:10:45,698 --> 00:10:47,072
I'm on my way there right now.
318
00:10:47,412 --> 00:10:50,773
I'm just going to examine
your erection, Mr. Short.
319
00:10:50,798 --> 00:10:53,382
In this case, call me John.
320
00:10:54,659 --> 00:10:56,801
Let's just give the
epinephrine a chance to work.
321
00:10:56,826 --> 00:10:59,327
If it doesn't, we're going
to have to drain the blood.
322
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:01,909
Pop-Pop!
323
00:11:01,934 --> 00:11:03,350
- Kids, no!
- Oh, no.
324
00:11:03,376 --> 00:11:05,380
- No, kids.
- What? What's the big deal?
325
00:11:05,405 --> 00:11:06,843
Oh, oh, oh...
326
00:11:06,868 --> 00:11:08,410
Not a good time to hop on Pop-Pop.
327
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:09,901
Hop off Pop! Hop off Pop!
328
00:11:10,099 --> 00:11:11,501
You make me stay off the internet
329
00:11:11,526 --> 00:11:12,859
but you let me see that?
330
00:11:13,019 --> 00:11:14,206
JOAN: Come on, kids.
331
00:11:14,231 --> 00:11:17,932
Let's go play What's That
Smell?: Hospital Edition.
332
00:11:17,957 --> 00:11:20,001
Mom, they can't unsee that.
333
00:11:20,026 --> 00:11:21,058
(groans)
334
00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:22,196
I'm so sorry.
335
00:11:22,221 --> 00:11:23,482
- Dad?
- Oh, no!
336
00:11:23,507 --> 00:11:25,424
How you do...
337
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,816
Feel better.
338
00:11:33,171 --> 00:11:34,553
We came as soon as we heard.
339
00:11:34,555 --> 00:11:36,305
Are you okay, Pop-Pop?
340
00:11:36,705 --> 00:11:37,954
(groans)
341
00:11:37,979 --> 00:11:39,620
- You should go.
- You're not helping.
342
00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:43,250
Just pull the plug; I
don't want to live anymore.
343
00:11:45,836 --> 00:11:47,719
Now I can't see.
344
00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:50,775
So, did you, uh...
345
00:11:51,159 --> 00:11:52,375
See it?
346
00:11:53,008 --> 00:11:54,384
Yeah.
347
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,992
Yeah, I saw it.
348
00:11:56,646 --> 00:11:57,884
You get one of those?
349
00:11:57,909 --> 00:11:59,626
No, Greg, I did not.
350
00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:03,282
- Did you?
- No, man.
351
00:12:03,646 --> 00:12:04,583
I did not.
352
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,600
I got his cholesterol.
353
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:08,241
He passed that along.
354
00:12:11,449 --> 00:12:13,749
Oh, I'm so glad Dad's going to be okay.
355
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,928
From what we saw, he's
doing better than okay.
356
00:12:16,522 --> 00:12:19,092
- Really? You thought that was big?
- Hey, guys.
357
00:12:34,899 --> 00:12:37,983
I'm so sorry I took this stupid pill.
358
00:12:37,985 --> 00:12:39,452
You didn't need it.
359
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:42,792
Yeah, but you know how we like
to watch 60 Minutes each Sunday,
360
00:12:42,817 --> 00:12:45,162
but sometimes we wish
it were 80 Minutes?
361
00:12:45,187 --> 00:12:48,364
Yeah, I know, but you
really didn't need it
362
00:12:48,389 --> 00:12:51,619
because I was already giving you a pill
363
00:12:51,644 --> 00:12:53,922
crushed up in your
smoothie every morning.
364
00:12:53,971 --> 00:12:56,360
And that's why this happened.
365
00:12:56,385 --> 00:12:57,768
Why would you do that?
366
00:12:57,793 --> 00:13:02,246
Last year when you had a problem
you went out and bought a boat.
367
00:13:03,290 --> 00:13:05,311
My life is a lie.
368
00:13:05,313 --> 00:13:07,076
Just end it.
369
00:13:07,101 --> 00:13:08,684
Just end it!
370
00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:12,685
Now I'm hot.
371
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,706
I'm so sorry I didn't tell you.
372
00:13:14,731 --> 00:13:17,144
I-I-I'm supposed to be
the head of the family.
373
00:13:17,169 --> 00:13:20,085
Our kids are supposed to look up to me.
374
00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:21,179
But how can they do that
375
00:13:21,204 --> 00:13:24,708
when I have nothing
but a soggy breadstick?
376
00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,094
Honey, they love you.
377
00:13:26,119 --> 00:13:27,583
That's why they're all here.
378
00:13:27,608 --> 00:13:29,691
And they'll look up
to you no matter what.
379
00:13:31,448 --> 00:13:32,579
What about you?
380
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,315
Well, I don't care if
we have to prop it up
381
00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:36,891
with two popsicle sticks
and some duct tape.
382
00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:41,046
So do you want me to stop doing it?
383
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,739
Yes, I want you to stop doing it.
384
00:13:45,036 --> 00:13:49,105
Okay, I'm going to stop doing it.
385
00:13:51,368 --> 00:13:52,942
Now I'm confused.
386
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,228
A toast to Jen!
387
00:13:56,516 --> 00:13:59,493
So did the hospital say
that you could mix alcohol
388
00:13:59,518 --> 00:14:01,401
with the drugs they gave you?
389
00:14:01,754 --> 00:14:03,195
They didn't say I couldn't.
390
00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:06,115
_
391
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,480
Greg?
392
00:14:08,482 --> 00:14:09,842
Lark is filthy!
393
00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:10,587
What happened?
394
00:14:10,612 --> 00:14:13,212
Did you, like, go mud
wrestling down a ravine?
395
00:14:13,237 --> 00:14:14,993
I accidentally spilled coffee on her
396
00:14:15,018 --> 00:14:16,243
when I put her in the car seat.
397
00:14:16,268 --> 00:14:17,302
I spilled some on me, too,
398
00:14:17,327 --> 00:14:19,040
but I figured since I
have less of a meltdown
399
00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:21,826
when I change outfits, I
took the easier way out, so...
400
00:14:24,548 --> 00:14:26,297
- It's good coffee.
- Yeah.
401
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,500
As helpful as you've been this morning,
402
00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,335
I feel like maybe I'll change her
403
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:32,264
and you can just go in to the brunch.
404
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,622
You're going to drive away, aren't you?
405
00:14:33,647 --> 00:14:34,646
No.
406
00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,848
- Take my keys just in case.
- Yeah.
407
00:14:40,307 --> 00:14:41,523
Hey!
408
00:14:41,955 --> 00:14:44,299
ALL: Hey!
409
00:14:44,324 --> 00:14:45,913
- Hi.
- What's this?
410
00:14:45,938 --> 00:14:49,675
We're all still buzzing from
the news of Jen's pregnancy,
411
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:53,608
so we thought it'd be wonderful
to shower you with gifts.
412
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:54,619
Um, Mom...
413
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,111
No, no, it's just a few.
414
00:14:56,113 --> 00:14:57,991
Just a few. I know it's a little early,
415
00:14:58,016 --> 00:15:01,797
but like my washer-dryer
says, front-load the fun.
416
00:15:01,822 --> 00:15:03,201
Mom...
417
00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:05,020
What?
418
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,752
- Three weeks ago?
- Yeah.
419
00:15:14,777 --> 00:15:16,447
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
420
00:15:16,472 --> 00:15:18,555
Just... and I feel so stupid.
421
00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,153
Mom, no, no, it's my fault.
422
00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:21,720
I'm the one who blurted
out she was pregnant.
423
00:15:21,722 --> 00:15:22,721
It was way too early.
424
00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:23,882
Look, she's getting through it.
425
00:15:23,907 --> 00:15:25,951
She just doesn't really
want to talk about it.
426
00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:27,771
Yeah, like Heather with her hairy mole.
427
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,277
Tim! Hey!
428
00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:31,229
Sorry, I'm just trying
to break the tension!
429
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,576
Okay, look, I know this is
not the family strong suit,
430
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:35,483
but can we just try to act normal,
431
00:15:35,485 --> 00:15:39,332
all right, and just have
a completely normal brunch
432
00:15:39,357 --> 00:15:41,594
- and I'll just go and stall her?
- Okay.
433
00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:44,909
How's it going?
434
00:15:45,168 --> 00:15:46,384
It's good.
435
00:15:47,578 --> 00:15:48,747
Ooh... oops.
436
00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:50,131
Oh, sorry.
437
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:51,049
- What are you doing?
- Oh...
438
00:15:51,455 --> 00:15:52,717
Honestly.
439
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,302
Okay, well, let's just
440
00:15:54,304 --> 00:15:55,422
throw on a new outfit
441
00:15:55,447 --> 00:15:58,583
and let's just do it slow
so I can watch how you do it.
442
00:16:00,674 --> 00:16:01,506
Hi.
443
00:16:01,595 --> 00:16:02,945
Hi!
444
00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:05,764
Sorry, we had a little
wardrobe malfunction.
445
00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:08,801
Lark's onesie is now officially donesie.
446
00:16:08,826 --> 00:16:10,303
Oh! (laughs)
447
00:16:10,548 --> 00:16:11,936
How you rhyme!
448
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:15,607
I could listen to it all the time.
449
00:16:15,609 --> 00:16:18,076
Oh, listen to me, I'm doing it too!
450
00:16:18,101 --> 00:16:19,944
Your talent's contagious, Jen.
451
00:16:20,495 --> 00:16:21,410
May I?
452
00:16:21,435 --> 00:16:23,164
Oh... yeah, sure.
453
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:26,084
Hi.
454
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:29,788
BOTH: Oh, hi...!
455
00:16:33,016 --> 00:16:34,805
- We were discussing the gold standard.
- Mm.
456
00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:37,676
- Ahh...
- I wish gold was standard for me.
457
00:16:37,678 --> 00:16:39,941
(awkward laughter)
458
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,216
(laughter continues)
459
00:16:42,184 --> 00:16:44,135
I was recently beat up by a girl.
460
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,887
Yeah, that checks out for me.
461
00:16:46,518 --> 00:16:47,388
I'm gonna go...
462
00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:49,885
- Yeah, I think that's a good move.
- Yeah, okay, this way.
463
00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:52,450
Hey, guys, how's it going?
464
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,169
Hey!
465
00:16:57,194 --> 00:16:58,360
Hey!
466
00:17:01,822 --> 00:17:03,822
Oh! Oh, so good!
467
00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:04,929
Oh, this frosting!
468
00:17:04,954 --> 00:17:06,601
Oh, that is so good.
469
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,835
So good... you want some?
470
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,444
Uh, no.
471
00:17:08,469 --> 00:17:11,663
I generally prefer a
plate to a human hand.
472
00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:12,763
Oh, huh.
473
00:17:12,788 --> 00:17:14,666
- Really?
- Yeah.
474
00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:15,633
You know what, I'll have some.
475
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,584
- It's so good.
- Yeah?
476
00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:19,419
- Yeah, get in there...
- Oh, no, oh, my God, Greg, please...
477
00:17:19,444 --> 00:17:20,494
HEATHER: Get in there.
478
00:17:20,519 --> 00:17:22,487
Uh, honey, I'll just be in the...
479
00:17:22,512 --> 00:17:24,879
- GREG: Mm-hmm, okay. Love you.
- Okay. Okay.
480
00:17:27,348 --> 00:17:28,847
What are you doing?
481
00:17:29,159 --> 00:17:30,477
Just act normal.
482
00:17:30,502 --> 00:17:32,483
You know, just people at brunch.
483
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,352
I mean, we do it every weekend.
484
00:17:38,589 --> 00:17:41,141
A toast to Jen.
485
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,280
- Uh, Dad...
- To me? To me?
486
00:17:43,305 --> 00:17:45,554
Er, uh, you're... uh...
487
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,195
what can I say?
488
00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:49,303
You're a national treasure.
489
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,425
Wow,
490
00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:51,311
that's so nice.
491
00:17:51,313 --> 00:17:54,203
So did the hospital say
that you could mix alcohol
492
00:17:54,228 --> 00:17:56,106
with the drugs they gave you?
493
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,878
They didn't say I couldn't.
494
00:17:57,903 --> 00:17:58,619
Right.
495
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:01,072
Hey, Jen, where's the diaper bag?
496
00:18:01,097 --> 00:18:02,854
Her tushy got a little mushy.
497
00:18:02,879 --> 00:18:05,592
Oh, listen to me, I'm rhyming again!
498
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:06,616
I'm on a roll.
499
00:18:06,641 --> 00:18:07,898
Clearly... uh, the only problem
500
00:18:07,923 --> 00:18:09,997
is that we... we are out of outfits.
501
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,435
- You know what?
- So...
502
00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:14,163
Why don't we just take her
home and change her there?
503
00:18:14,188 --> 00:18:16,053
- Huh?
- I got Lark an outfit.
504
00:18:16,586 --> 00:18:18,202
(laughing): You did?
505
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,019
- Thanks.
- Mhm.
506
00:18:21,913 --> 00:18:24,716
_
507
00:18:28,225 --> 00:18:29,891
Oh, that's not for Lark!
508
00:18:31,392 --> 00:18:32,424
I'm sorry.
509
00:18:33,127 --> 00:18:36,661
Will you just, um, excuse me?
510
00:18:38,705 --> 00:18:40,204
(talking softly) It's okay.
511
00:18:40,229 --> 00:18:43,153
No, honey, I'll go.
512
00:18:50,622 --> 00:18:51,955
Hi.
513
00:18:52,629 --> 00:18:53,698
Sorry.
514
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,607
I wanted to wait to talk about
it until I knew I wouldn't...
515
00:18:56,632 --> 00:18:58,011
(sniffs and clears throat)
516
00:18:58,036 --> 00:18:58,683
do this.
517
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:01,356
You do whatever it is
that you need to do,
518
00:19:01,381 --> 00:19:03,347
and to hell with everybody else.
519
00:19:04,563 --> 00:19:07,579
Sometimes it helps to talk about it.
520
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,195
When I had my miscarriage,
521
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:13,501
people acted as though it were
some kind of a shameful secret,
522
00:19:13,526 --> 00:19:15,587
and I felt really alone.
523
00:19:16,548 --> 00:19:18,422
I- I didn't know that you had had one.
524
00:19:18,447 --> 00:19:19,779
Yeah, after Matt.
525
00:19:19,947 --> 00:19:20,980
Oh.
526
00:19:21,005 --> 00:19:23,153
Yeah, I still think about it.
527
00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:25,956
But you know what else I think about?
528
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:30,799
If I hadn't lost that baby,
I wouldn't have had Greg.
529
00:19:31,926 --> 00:19:34,676
And you wouldn't have Lark.
530
00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:38,668
And we wouldn't have you.
531
00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:41,958
Thank you.
532
00:19:48,273 --> 00:19:49,990
Now...
533
00:19:50,378 --> 00:19:51,939
you know, there's a back door.
534
00:19:51,964 --> 00:19:53,064
(laughs)
535
00:19:53,089 --> 00:19:55,300
And you can sneak out
and you can face the gang
536
00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:56,824
when you feel ready.
537
00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:01,074
I actually think I'm ready now.
538
00:20:01,987 --> 00:20:06,285
'Twas in another lifetime,
one of toil and blood
539
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:10,804
When blackness was a virtue,
the road was full of mud
540
00:20:10,829 --> 00:20:15,103
I came in from the wilderness,
a creature void of form
541
00:20:15,128 --> 00:20:17,320
"Come in," she said, "I'll give you
542
00:20:17,345 --> 00:20:20,262
Shelter from the storm."
543
00:20:23,407 --> 00:20:26,542
- You're so weird!
- Super weird.
544
00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:32,298
If I pass this way again,
you can rest assured
545
00:20:32,323 --> 00:20:34,220
I'll always do my best for her
546
00:20:34,245 --> 00:20:36,428
On that I give my word
547
00:20:36,453 --> 00:20:38,359
In a world of steel-eyed death
548
00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:40,609
And men who are
fighting to be warm...
549
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:42,964
(laughing)
550
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,319
Joan, you want to change him?
551
00:20:45,321 --> 00:20:47,321
(laughing)
552
00:20:47,345 --> 00:20:49,345
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