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Your�friend�Dary said�he�can�beat�up
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your�friend�Dan the�other�day.
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You're�dreaming,�bud.
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Am�not. Are,�too.
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You're�Joseph �and�the�Amazing
Technicolor�Dreamcoat, bud.
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All�I'm�saying�is, �����if�it�came�down�to�it
and�I�hope�it�wouldn't...
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Well,�see�you're�soft on�it�already,�Dary.
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I�could�beat�Dan in�a�fight.
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You're�mixing a�Hardy,�bud.
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Am�not. Are,�too.
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You're�down�there mixing�a�Tom�Hardy.
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Oh,�I�would�smash that�dude
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like�a�Terry's Chocolate�Orange.
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Same. �How's�your�beers?
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I'll�have�a�beer.
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Must�be�nice, �you�can�pick�up some�extra�shifts�here
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while�Gail's�down �����at�her�South�American
Single's�Resort,�huh,�Bonnie?
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You�wanna�know�what? lf�two�of�my�bars�burnt�down
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I'd�be�fucking�off,�too.
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I'm�envious of�that�old�goat.
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It's�light�lifting.
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This�place�could�run �off�honor�system if�it�had�to.
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Okay, �Katy�and�Bonnie,
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who�do�you�think would�win�a�fight, me�or�Dan?
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Dan.
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Why�don't�you�two just�arm�wrestle
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and�get ������to�the�bottom�of�it. No.
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Why�not?
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Well,�because�arm�wrestling
is�not�a�legitimate�barometer for�strength,
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and�certainly not�toughness.
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You're�either�born ������a�good�arm�wrestler or�you're�not.
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Youse�could�leg�wrestle.
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No. Why�not?
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Well,�because�if�they're
on�the�floor�rubbing their�legs�together,
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they've�both�lost.
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How�are�we�gonna sort�this�out? Oh,
youse�could�have�to�fight.
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No. Sure.
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See,�you're a�good�friend,�Dan.
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How�is�Dan a�good�friend in�all�of�this?
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Well,�Dan�sees�you're quite�upset�about�this.
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He's�willing�to�put his�beer�down,
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come�over�there ��and�beat�the�shit�out�of�you
so�that�you're�over�it.
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Tyson,�who�would�win in�a�fight�between Dan�and�Dary?
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Dary. Yes.
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Why? Longer�reach, quicker�on�his�feet.
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Not�above�a�nut�shot or�a�hair�pull.
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Joint�Boy? Squirrelly�Dan.
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Why? 'Cause�he's�Squirrelly.
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Who�do�youse�think ������would�win�in�a�fight between�you�two?
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Me.
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You?
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Me.
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See,�now�there's�a�good�friend.
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Fifteen-four and�I'd�hoped�for�more.
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Fifteen-two, that's�where�it's�new.
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Zeros,�which�is �also�knowns as�a�19's�hand,
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'cause�a�19's�hand is�impossibles�to�get
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in�the�games of�Cribbage.
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*�Do,�re,�mi
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*�Nineteen�go�fuck�yourself�*
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Fuck,�she's�really�cooled down�out�there.
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Are�you�boys �down�to�pay 10�Neil�deGrasse�Tysons?
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Where�has�Katy been�all�day?
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Dude,�you�fucking�mind?
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What�are�you sleep�walkings, ����Daryl?
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In�the�words�of�legendary Canadian�singer-songwriter.
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Alanis�Morissette, "You�oughta�know."
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In�the�words�of�legendary Canadian�songwriter.
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Greg�Keelor�of�Blue�Rodeo, "It�hasn't�hit�me�yet."
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In�the�words�of�Jim�Cuddy,
also�of�iconic�Canadian rock�band�Blue�Rodeo,
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"Try."
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In�the�words ����of�Grammy�award-winning
Canadian�singer-songwriter.
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Sarah�McLachlan, "You're�building�a�mystery."
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In�the�words of�genre-bending
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Canadian-Indie�rock�band Arcade�Fire,
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"Wake�up."
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In�the�words of�multi-international
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award-winning songstress�Celine�Dion,
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"It's�all�coming �back�to�me�now. " �����And?
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In�the�words of�Canadian�popstar
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and�heartthrob�Justin�Beiber,
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"Is�it�too�late�now to�say�sorry?" �����And?
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In�the�words�of�multi-Juno award-winning.
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Canadian�singer-songwriter Bryan�Adams,
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"Please�forgive�me."
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Good�people�makes mistakes,�Daryl.
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How�do�you�forget �����about�the�Letterkenny Adult�Spelling�Bee,
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and�how�much it�means�to�Katy?
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You�call�yourself�a�friend. Now�wait.
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You're�right,�Dan.
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I'm�sorry,�Dary.
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It's�okay,�good�buddy.
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It's�just�that�I,�uh...
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wish�I�could�take �some�of�her�pain from�last�year,
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put�it�on�myself, you�know.
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We�alls�dos, good�buddies.
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I�mean,�she�really had�it�all.
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Champion�Letterkenny
Adult�Spelling�Bee nine�years�running.
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She�was�just�a�girl �when�she�won her�first�Bee.
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God�damn�it,�she�was �just�a�girl. Then�came�Stewart.
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We�do�not�says�that�names in�this�house,�Dary.
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That�fuck�oughta spell�with�someone his�own�size.
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He's�been�spelling ��out�of�his�own�weight�class for�years�now.
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Like,�she�forgot a�silent�E.
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Completely�out of�character�for�her.
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Do�you�wanna�know�what? That�silent�E�may�follow
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her�around for�the�rest�of�her�life.
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She's�worns�it like�a�shit�stain ever�since.
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That�fuck�thinks that�he�can�just
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walk�around�town spelling�like�that?
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We�all�know that�types�of�spelling's
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gonna�catch�up to�him�one�days.
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It�has�to. Okay,�you�wanna�spell,�bud?
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Wanna�walk�around�town spelling�like�that,�okay?
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I'll�spell�with�you any�day�of�the�week
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and�I�suggest�you�let that�one�marinate.
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Who's�doing�all the�hollering�down�there?
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She's�tryings to�studies,�Waynes.
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Like,�it's�clear what�needs�to�be�done�here.
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Wanna�make�a�pact? ������Of�course ,
we�makes a�pacts,�Dary.
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I'm�surprised�we're�not making�a�pact�right�now.
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We�works�around�the�clocks to�helps�her�get�her�spellings
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ups�to�hers�potential.
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We�don't�sleep.
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Keep�her�focused. Keep�her�inspired.
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Keep�her�hydrated.
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We're�coming�in.
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So�cover�up.
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Okay,�girls.
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Girls? That's�what�I�said.
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Who�you�calling�girls?
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Oh. �No, we�mean�women.
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Yes,�that�is�my�bad.
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I�am�sorry. lt�is�an�old�habit.
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See,�we�call�the�men ������on�our�team�"Boys.
" �So�I�just...
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It's�completely�inappropriate.
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Okay. ������Mary-Anne�over�there is�not�a�girl.
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When's�the�last�time �����you�saw�a�girl's�tits sag�so�low,
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she�could�tuck�'em into�her�joggers?
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You're�right, Betty-Anne.
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To�call�us�girls�is wildly�inappropriate.
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Look�at�you.
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When's�the�last�time you�saw�a�girl
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with�enough�pubic�hair to�lose�her�keys�in?
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Along�with�the�buoyant Canadian�Tire�key�chain?
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Okay,�okay,�okay. That's�enough,�uh...
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Ladies. Yes,�ladies.
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I'm�even more�offended ���by�that.
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Tell�me�how Mary-Anne's�a�lady?
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Her�Jill-strap's�got more�skid�marks
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than�a�runaway�truck ������laying�on�a�coastal mountain�highway.
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Yes,�I'm�afraid �you�guys�missed the�mark�again.
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Betty-Anne's�no�lady.
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She�picks�and�flicks more�boogers
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than�a�restless ������Dutch�eight-year-old with�Asperger.
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Well-done,�Mary-Anne.
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You're�unpredictably�articulate
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for�a�girl�who�waves goodbye�to�her�pee
when�she�flushes�the�toilet.
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You�wanna�talk ������about�unpredictable, Betty-Anne?
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Who�would�have�thought �����the�girl�who�ingested mosquito�eggs
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after�drinking out�of�mud�puddles
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would�ever�almost �be�accepted to�community�college.
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Reilly,�Jonesy, get�out�here.
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Okay.
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It's�getting�pretty�cold out�there,�eh?
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Down�to�almost ten�Degrassi�Junior�Highs.
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You�guys�bring�your�coats?
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I'm�just�kidding. I�don't�give�a�fuck.
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I'm�used�to�you�two embarrassing�me.
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I�go�to�bed�at�night, fucking�embarrassing.
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I�get�up�in�the�morning, fucking�embarrassing.
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The�only�time�you�two have�ever�humiliated�me
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is�when�you started�spelling.
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Now�please,�tell�me. You�put�in�the�work�this�year.
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We�always�put�in the�work,�coach.
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We�never�wanna �let�you�down or�the�boys.
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But�we've�been�upfront about�being
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dog-shit�spellers from�get�go,�so...
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We're�trying�our�best, but�we're�Math�guys, ����Coach.
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Don't�fucking�bullshit�me.
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Okay,�if�it�were�a Chelling�Bee..,�I�mean...
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Dog-shit�spellers. Unreal�chellers.
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You�two,�focus!
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I�have�money on�this,�all�right?
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And�for�me�to�get�that�money, I've�done�a�little...
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tinkering�behind�the�scenes.
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Oh,�yes.
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I�think�you�two �are�going�to�do quite�well�this�year.
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Hey,�Katy, �����I�made�you�a�smoothie. lt's�on�the�counter.
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What's�in�it?
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Half�an�avocado, half�a�banana,
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half�a�cup of�blueberries,
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a�scoop�of�vanilla-whey protein�powder,
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half�a�cup�of�water, 13�almonds.
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Hope�you're not�triskaidekaphobic.
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That's�the�fear of�the�number�13.
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You�can�spell that,�right?
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It's�one�of�the�most�commonly
used�words�in�spelling�bees, everybody�can.
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You�staying�hydrated?
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What�are�you�doing?
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Who�me?�Sudoku.
202
00:08:01,533 --> 00:08:03,943
Didn't�you�not�know
that�doing�number�puzzles and�games�increases
203
00:08:03,979 --> 00:08:04,891
the�neuroplasticity within�the�brain
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00:08:04,926 --> 00:08:07,414
and�helps�it reorganize�itself.
205
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Did�you�wanna�do�one?
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No.
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Dan,�why�are you�lifting�weights?
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00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:14,050
Who's?�Mes?
209
00:08:14,085 --> 00:08:15,920
Didn't�you�nots�knows that�exercisings
210
00:08:15,955 --> 00:08:18,625
allows�your�brains ����to�takes�on�the�proteins called�BDNF,
211
00:08:18,661 --> 00:08:19,978
which�helps�with�focus, concentrations�and�memories?
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Here's,�I�gots�ones for�youse,�too.
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No.
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What?
215
00:08:26,532 --> 00:08:27,932
You�play�guitar�now?
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00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:29,302
Who�me? Of�course,�I�do.
217
00:08:29,337 --> 00:08:32,237
Didn't�you�not�know that�playing�an�instrument
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strengthens the�corpus�callosum
219
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that�links�hemispheres in�your�brain
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by�creating new�connections?
221
00:08:36,508 --> 00:08:37,848
Do�you�wanna�know what�a�G�chord sounds�like,�Katy?
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Super.
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Katy?
224
00:08:46,119 --> 00:08:46,919
I'm�more�than a�little�bit�concerned
225
00:08:46,954 --> 00:08:47,871
you're�the�only�one around�here�not�looking
226
00:08:47,907 --> 00:08:49,320
to�create�new�neural�pathways in�the�brain.
227
00:08:49,355 --> 00:08:51,425
I'm�just�gonna�get�a�beer.
228
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No! What?
229
00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,865
Oh,�those�alcohols doesn't�kill�brain�cells
230
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like�some�peoples�thinks, it�does�damages�them.
231
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This�is�about the�spelling�bee,�isn't�it?
232
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Yeah,�see, it's�just�that�I,�uh...
233
00:09:10,153 --> 00:09:12,823
Sat�and�watched�you�spell
your�little�heart�out last�year,�and�then...
234
00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:15,488
And�Stewart�come�up and�spell-bull,�ya.
235
00:09:15,523 --> 00:09:18,658
We�don't�say�that�name in�this�house!
236
00:09:18,694 --> 00:09:20,789
I�just�sat�there �and�watched�it. I�just�sat�there.
237
00:09:20,824 --> 00:09:23,494
I�don't�know�if�I'm�ever
gonna�be�able�to�forgive myself�for�that.
238
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Guys...
239
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I'm�ready.
240
00:09:28,565 --> 00:09:31,235
Okay,�I�just... �I�need�youse to�believe�in�me.
241
00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,411
'Course�we�believe in�you,�Miss�Katy.
242
00:09:34,446 --> 00:09:36,316
To�have�my�back. Of�course ,
we�have ��your�back.
243
00:09:36,351 --> 00:09:37,133
Well,�of�course, we'll�keep�you�hydrated.
244
00:09:37,168 --> 00:09:40,316
Oh,�I'll�be�plenty�hydrated while�I'm�drinking�champagne
245
00:09:40,352 --> 00:09:42,447
out�of�my�tenth�title�trophy.
246
00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:45,622
So�help�me�God.
247
00:09:45,657 --> 00:09:47,787
You�are�the�champ.
248
00:09:48,858 --> 00:09:49,928
Walk�it
249
00:09:49,963 --> 00:09:51,415
and�talk�it.
250
00:09:51,450 --> 00:09:54,198
Be�it.
251
00:09:55,529 --> 00:09:56,864
Stewart,�the�bikes are�outside.
252
00:09:56,899 --> 00:09:59,504
Let's�do�this. But�grab�a�sweater.
253
00:09:59,539 --> 00:10:01,669
It's�cooled�down. Down�to�about ten�Degrassis
254
00:10:01,705 --> 00:10:03,540
always�greener on�the�other�side.
255
00:10:03,575 --> 00:10:04,610
Are�you�ready?
256
00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:06,345
Spell�me�in.
257
00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:12,620
Stewart,�I�was�wondering
if�I�could�double�the�champ �on�his�bike.
258
00:10:12,656 --> 00:10:13,656
Actually, I�was�hoping.
259
00:10:13,691 --> 00:10:16,361
I�could�double�the�champ to�the�spelling�bee.
260
00:10:16,396 --> 00:10:17,043
I'm�doubling the�champ.
261
00:10:17,079 --> 00:10:19,832
No,�I'm�doubling the�champ.
262
00:10:20,892 --> 00:10:22,197
Okay,�guys.
263
00:10:22,232 --> 00:10:24,668
You�guys�can�double ��the�champ to�the�spelling�bee,
264
00:10:24,704 --> 00:10:27,833
but�we�get ������to�double�the�champ after�he�wins�tonight.
265
00:10:31,574 --> 00:10:32,644
Wondrous.
266
00:10:35,044 --> 00:10:36,349
Break�it�down�for�me.
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00:10:36,384 --> 00:10:37,949
Stewart's�your�biggest�threat that�we�know.
268
00:10:37,984 --> 00:10:40,684
We've�got�intel ����that�he's�been�training
with�some�Dark�Web�spellers,
269
00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,515
and�I�can�tell�you what�words�they've
been�using�to�spell�with,
270
00:10:42,550 --> 00:10:44,385
but�I�don't�think you�wanna�know.
271
00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:45,950
I�don't. �Next.
272
00:10:45,985 --> 00:10:47,855
Joint�Boy�is�actually
a�pretty�good�spellers when�he's�stoned,
273
00:10:47,891 --> 00:10:48,891
so�keep�your�eyes�open,
274
00:10:48,926 --> 00:10:51,066
'cause�theirs�are�gonna�be damns�near�sealed�shut.
275
00:10:51,101 --> 00:10:52,631
Always. �Next.
276
00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:54,833
Reilly�and�Jonesy �����can't�spell�for�shit.
They're�fucking�idiots.
277
00:10:54,869 --> 00:10:57,737
Okay. ������But�McMurray's�been known�for�spelling�dirty.
278
00:10:57,772 --> 00:10:59,067
I�need�you to�watch�your�back.
279
00:10:59,102 --> 00:11:00,372
McMurray's�a�piece�of�shit.
280
00:11:00,407 --> 00:11:02,537
Now�you�knows ������we�believes�in�you, Miss�Katys.
281
00:11:02,573 --> 00:11:03,843
And�we've�always got�your�back.
282
00:11:03,878 --> 00:11:05,748
And�we're�gonna�keep you�hydrated.
Don't�worry�about�that.
283
00:11:05,783 --> 00:11:07,583
And�we�appreciates that�you�spells�mean...
284
00:11:07,618 --> 00:11:10,548
but�we�thinks �����you�can�spells�meaner.
285
00:11:10,584 --> 00:11:11,771
We�want�you to�show�some�teeth.
286
00:11:11,806 --> 00:11:14,019
So�to�helps�you with�that,
287
00:11:15,089 --> 00:11:16,159
we�gots�you�this.
288
00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:33,815
Getting�cold out�there,�eh?
289
00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:36,250
It's�down�to�about ten�degrees�Witherspoons.
290
00:12:36,285 --> 00:12:37,285
Got�the�money?
291
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,655
As�discussed, my�money's�on�the�girl.
292
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,006
Two�hundred on�Joint�Boy.
293
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:42,391
Two�hundred on�Jonesy�and�Reilly.
294
00:12:42,426 --> 00:12:43,426
Nice.
295
00:12:43,461 --> 00:12:45,861
I'll�put�the�pot where�it's�safe.
296
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Same.
297
00:12:47,732 --> 00:12:48,757
Winner�takes�all?
298
00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:50,402
Winner�takes�all. Duh.
299
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,227
Good.
300
00:12:52,262 --> 00:12:54,132
I'm�looking forward�to�that.
301
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:14,120
Welcome�to�the�Letterkenny Adult�Spelling�Bee,
302
00:13:14,155 --> 00:13:14,825
*�A,�B,�C Now�look�at�my�D,
303
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:15,577
*�And�E,�F,�G N,�L,�M,�N,�O,�P.
304
00:13:15,613 --> 00:13:16,754
*�Q,�R,�S Talking�T,�U,�V
305
00:13:16,789 --> 00:13:21,096
*�Come�on,�Letterkenny, it's�a�Spelling�Bee�*
306
00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:22,661
Coolin'�down out�there,�folks.
307
00:13:22,697 --> 00:13:25,107
Down�to�about�10 ��deg-Reese's Peanut�Butter�Cups.
308
00:13:25,142 --> 00:13:26,132
Anywho...
309
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,237
Based�on�length of�past�spelling�bees,
310
00:13:27,272 --> 00:13:28,724
coupled�with speller�proficiency,
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00:13:28,759 --> 00:13:32,577
this�year's�bee�will�be single�knockout.
312
00:13:34,178 --> 00:13:35,913
Sudden�death�overtime begins�right�now.
313
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:38,718
Could�I�use the�toilet?
314
00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:41,659
I�don't�know. Can�you?
315
00:13:42,459 --> 00:13:44,329
May�I�use�the�toilet?
316
00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:45,389
Yes,�you�may.
317
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,265
Katy,�the�first�word is�yours.
318
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:56,471
Shut�up!
319
00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:58,436
Shut�your�fucking�mouth!
320
00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,776
You�think�this�is the�PGA?
321
00:13:59,811 --> 00:14:02,741
You�can�just �hoop�and�holler whenever�you�want?
322
00:14:02,777 --> 00:14:04,317
Ba-ba�fucking�booey?
323
00:14:04,352 --> 00:14:05,552
We�respect our�athletes�here,
324
00:14:05,587 --> 00:14:07,104
so�sit�down, shut�up,
325
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:10,752
and�enjoy�some�fucking adult�spelling.
326
00:14:13,423 --> 00:14:17,163
Katy,�your�word is�"Farceur".
327
00:14:18,534 --> 00:14:19,529
Farceur.
328
00:14:20,634 --> 00:14:21,699
Can�I�get a�definition,�please?
329
00:14:21,734 --> 00:14:25,974
A�writer�or�actor of�satire.
330
00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:26,792
Farceur.
331
00:14:26,827 --> 00:14:27,866
Hence,�farce.
332
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:28,938
Farceur.
333
00:14:28,973 --> 00:14:33,410
F-A-R-C-E-U-R.
334
00:14:33,446 --> 00:14:35,046
Farceur. Correct.
335
00:14:39,057 --> 00:14:39,722
They�should be�able�to�clap
336
00:14:39,757 --> 00:14:41,422
if�she�gets�one�right, Squirrelly�Dan.
337
00:14:41,457 --> 00:14:43,894
Yeah,�like�that's �what�we've�done in�the�past.
338
00:14:43,929 --> 00:14:45,227
Yeah,�but�looks �at�what�happens last�years.
339
00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:47,068
Yeah,�but�she's�used ����to�getting�cheered�for, right?
340
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,093
We�don't�want�her to�get�inside
341
00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:49,198
of�her�own�head �if�no�one�cheers for�her.
342
00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:50,798
It's�the�last�thing we�fucking�want.
343
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:51,868
It's�too�risky,�Dan.
344
00:14:54,539 --> 00:14:56,274
Okay,�I'm�sorry for�my�outburst�earlier.
345
00:14:56,309 --> 00:14:59,609
I�came�at�you with�a�lot�of�anger
346
00:14:59,645 --> 00:15:00,915
and�that�was�unnecessary.
347
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,415
You�can�cheer�if�someone gets�a�word�right,
348
00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:06,245
but�its�starts and�ends�there.
349
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,950
I�don't�wanna�hear a�fucking�fart out�of�any�of�you
350
00:15:08,986 --> 00:15:10,256
if�someone�gets a�word�wrong.
351
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:12,426
As�sure�as�grandma's�got�gout, if�I�hear�one�fucking�heckle,
352
00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:14,446
I�will�staple�your�tongue to�your�taint,
353
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:18,302
so�you�can�watch�me kick�your�ass.
354
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:23,372
Jimmy,�why�don'ts�you�repeat the�last�thing�you�said�there?
355
00:15:23,408 --> 00:15:24,471
"Correct."
356
00:15:32,984 --> 00:15:34,854
Stewart,�the�next�word is�yours.
357
00:15:38,325 --> 00:15:39,925
Goddamn,�it�makes�me�hot when�a�man�can�spell.
358
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,542
I�do�love a�good�tongue.
359
00:15:41,577 --> 00:15:44,465
Reilly�and�Jonesy can't�spell�for�shit.
360
00:15:44,501 --> 00:15:45,761
Fucking�idiots.
361
00:15:45,796 --> 00:15:48,466
Stewart,�your�word is�"Disparate".
362
00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:50,031
Disparate.
363
00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:52,971
Distinct in�quality�and�character.
364
00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:54,877
How�appropriate.
365
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:55,694
Disparate.
366
00:15:55,729 --> 00:15:57,038
D-I-S
367
00:15:57,073 --> 00:16:03,652
P-A-R-A-T-E.
368
00:16:03,688 --> 00:16:05,548
Disparate. Correct.
369
00:16:06,348 --> 00:16:07,418
Spell�my�name,�Stewart. Spell�it.
370
00:16:07,454 --> 00:16:10,054
What�else�can you�do�with�that�tongue?
371
00:16:10,089 --> 00:16:12,229
Reilly�and�Jonesy can't�spell�for�shit.
372
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:13,794
Fucking�idiots.
373
00:16:13,829 --> 00:16:14,894
And�with�that, Reilly�and�Jonesy,
374
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:17,030
the�next�word is�yours.
375
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,405
Reilly,�Jonesy...
376
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:27,441
Your�word�is... "Hockey".
377
00:16:27,476 --> 00:16:30,651
Uh,�this�is�the... �Okay.
378
00:16:31,182 --> 00:16:33,017
Hockey.
379
00:16:33,052 --> 00:16:35,452
Can�I�hear�the�word used�in�a�sentence, please?
380
00:16:35,487 --> 00:16:37,817
Uh,�okay. The�Letterkenny�lrish
381
00:16:37,853 --> 00:16:40,263
are�a�Senior�A whale�shit�hockey�team
382
00:16:40,298 --> 00:16:41,593
that�recently�folded.
383
00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:43,463
Hockey.
384
00:16:44,534 --> 00:16:45,864
H...
385
00:16:48,264 --> 00:16:49,064
O...
386
00:16:51,205 --> 00:16:52,275
K...
387
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,945
C... �C...
388
00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:59,745
K... �E...
389
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,381
Y...
390
00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:04,251
Y? Yeah. �Y.
391
00:17:04,286 --> 00:17:05,581
Are�you�finished?
392
00:17:05,616 --> 00:17:07,991
Yes. Correct.
393
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,357
Yeah.
394
00:17:09,392 --> 00:17:10,922
Fucking�idiots.
395
00:17:10,957 --> 00:17:12,027
Thanks.
396
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,438
Joint�Boy, the�next�word �is�yours.
397
00:17:18,473 --> 00:17:19,238
Joint�Boy?
398
00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:25,909
Joint�Boy!
399
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,520
I�suppose�it�is�his�name.
400
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,155
Joint�Boy...
401
00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:36,860
Your�word�is�"Ensconce".
402
00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:38,426
Ensconce.
403
00:17:38,461 --> 00:17:41,391
Got�a�fuck�load ������of�joints�ensconced in�this�fanny�pack.
404
00:17:41,426 --> 00:17:42,613
Ensconce.
405
00:17:42,648 --> 00:17:46,166
E-N-S-C-O-N-C-E.
406
00:17:46,202 --> 00:17:47,802
Ensconce. Correct.
407
00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:48,484
Yes!
408
00:17:53,943 --> 00:17:54,978
Can�I�use�the toilet�again?
409
00:17:55,013 --> 00:17:57,943
Can�you�cancan? Can�you�do�the�cancan?
410
00:17:59,814 --> 00:18:01,284
Good�thing�it's�not the�Grammar�Bee.
411
00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:05,424
McMurray,�the�next�word is�yours.
412
00:18:09,425 --> 00:18:12,590
Wayne!�How'r�ya�now?�Not t'bad. ��And�you?�Uh�huh.
413
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,095
McMurray,�your�word is�"Confrere".
414
00:18:16,131 --> 00:18:17,048
Confrere.
415
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:19,271
Definition,�please.
416
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,436
A�colleague or�comrade.
417
00:18:21,472 --> 00:18:23,272
Confrere.
418
00:18:23,307 --> 00:18:26,777
With�confreres�like�this who�needs�enemies.
419
00:18:26,812 --> 00:18:28,612
Okay,�"Confrere".
420
00:18:28,648 --> 00:18:33,458
C-O-N-F-R-A-R-E. Confrere.
421
00:18:33,493 --> 00:18:34,540
Uh,�I'm�sorry,�McMurray, that�is�incorrect.
422
00:18:36,929 --> 00:18:38,529
The�proper�spelling of�confrere�is.
423
00:18:38,564 --> 00:18:40,146
C-O-N-F-R-E-R-E.
424
00:18:40,181 --> 00:18:43,834
Exactly�what�I�said.
425
00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:46,530
I�thought�I�heard C-O-N-F-R-A-R-E.
426
00:18:46,565 --> 00:18:47,482
Well,�you're�mistaken.
427
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,165
I�do�apologize.
428
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,540
Oh,�don't�worry about�it,�Dickskin.
429
00:18:50,576 --> 00:18:51,576
Dickins.
430
00:18:51,611 --> 00:18:53,176
Exactly�what�I�said. Dickskin.
431
00:18:53,211 --> 00:18:55,081
We�sure�we�got the�right�Master of�Ceremonies
432
00:18:55,116 --> 00:18:57,176
for�this�thing here,�okay?
433
00:18:57,211 --> 00:18:59,351
I�think�you�need�to�get your�earwax�checked,�Dickskin.
434
00:20:10,631 --> 00:20:12,466
Give�'em�a�fucking�break,�Jim.
435
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,102
They've�been�spelling ������their�goddamn�hearts out�up�there.
436
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:15,397
Call�an�intermission.
437
00:20:15,432 --> 00:20:17,572
There�was�no�intermission slotted�for�today's�bee.
438
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:18,607
We'll�press�on.
439
00:20:18,642 --> 00:20:20,207
How�many�words gots�to�gets�spelled
440
00:20:20,243 --> 00:20:21,808
before�someone just�keels�over.
441
00:20:21,843 --> 00:20:24,513
Someone's�gotta�start�asking
the�tough�questions �around�here.
442
00:20:24,548 --> 00:20:26,078
I've�seen�this�before,�Jim. lt's�time�we�learned�from�it.
443
00:20:26,113 --> 00:20:29,619
In�the�words�of�arguably
the�greatest�Canadian rock�band�of�all�time,
444
00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:32,784
The�Tragically�Hip, "It's�a�good�life
if�you�don't�weaken."
445
00:20:34,655 --> 00:20:35,860
Also�in�the�words of�Gordon�Downie,
446
00:20:35,895 --> 00:20:37,810
legendary�lead�singer of�The�Tragically�Hip,
447
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:42,935
"I�can�make�you�scared if�you�want�me�to."
448
00:20:44,006 --> 00:20:45,571
Hey,�okay.
449
00:20:45,606 --> 00:20:48,276
That's�good�then. Fifteen�minute
intermission,�everyone.
450
00:20:48,311 --> 00:20:49,223
Sorry�about�that,�Wayne.
451
00:20:49,258 --> 00:20:51,171
I'll�get�her�hydrated.
452
00:20:51,207 --> 00:20:52,677
Youse�get�Reilly�and�Jonesy on�Jim�Dickins'�radar.
453
00:20:52,712 --> 00:20:55,747
Some�buttfuckery at�play�there.
454
00:21:00,018 --> 00:21:02,123
Jims.
455
00:21:02,158 --> 00:21:02,958
Now�I�know you�noticed
456
00:21:02,993 --> 00:21:03,910
that�Reilly and�Jonesy's�words
457
00:21:03,945 --> 00:21:04,916
are�simpler than�everyone�else's,
458
00:21:04,952 --> 00:21:09,324
and�quite�suspiciously all�hockeys-related.
459
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:11,769
Yep,�there's�a�wee�bit �����of�buttfuckery�at�play here,�Jim.
460
00:21:11,805 --> 00:21:14,135
This�has�been�the�system ever�since�Uncle�Eddie�won
461
00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:16,840
the�very�first Letterkenny�Adult�Spelling�Bee. In�the�late�'60s.
462
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,135
We�must�honor�it. Exactly.
463
00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:20,040
And�aren't�you�guys the�ones�that�are always�saying
464
00:21:20,076 --> 00:21:21,911
you�shouldn't�fuck with�tradition.
465
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:24,581
It's�fucking�embarrassing.
466
00:21:26,712 --> 00:21:28,182
Jim,�McMurray's�screwing the�system,�here.
467
00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:29,604
You�can't�understand what�he's�saying.
468
00:21:29,639 --> 00:21:33,122
He's�pulling�the�wool over�your�eyes,�cowboy.
469
00:21:33,157 --> 00:21:35,757
Well,�well,�well.
470
00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:36,593
Ain't�not�hater quite�like
471
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,533
a�spelling�bee�hater, now,�is�there?
472
00:21:39,568 --> 00:21:41,368
What's�the�matter,�Tanis?
473
00:21:41,403 --> 00:21:43,533
You�got�some�money riding�on�the�bee?
474
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,369
Money?
475
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,804
There�is�to�be�no�betting
at�the�Letterkenny Adult�Spelling�Bee.
476
00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:50,744
Your�dirty�money�is�an�insult to�the�integrity�of�the�sport.
477
00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:52,040
Yeah,�Tanis.
478
00:21:52,075 --> 00:21:53,810
All�this�time�talking could�be�spent�spelling.
479
00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:56,885
It's�not�called a�Spelling�Talk,
480
00:21:56,921 --> 00:21:58,103
it's�called�a�Spelling�Bee,
481
00:21:58,138 --> 00:22:01,156
and�we're�here�to�be
482
00:22:01,191 --> 00:22:02,226
spellers!
483
00:22:08,097 --> 00:22:10,227
Where's�the�bounty. We're�dry.
484
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:13,933
We�need�sustenance.
485
00:22:13,968 --> 00:22:15,038
You�smoked�like 20�one-gram�cannons.
486
00:22:15,073 --> 00:22:17,708
Like�how�are�you even�conscious�right�now?
487
00:22:21,179 --> 00:22:23,274
Fuck.
488
00:22:26,019 --> 00:22:27,589
You�got�this.
489
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:32,120
Katy. �This�is�getting out�of�hand,�Stewart.
490
00:22:32,155 --> 00:22:33,190
Too�much�for�you?
491
00:22:33,731 --> 00:22:35,026
What?
492
00:22:35,061 --> 00:22:37,461
Did�you�think this�would�be silent�eeeasy?
493
00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,131
Yes.
494
00:22:42,802 --> 00:22:43,602
Stay�hydrated.
495
00:22:51,613 --> 00:22:53,978
There�will�be no�more�intermissions,
496
00:22:54,013 --> 00:22:55,883
and�there�better�not�be any�degenerate�gambling.
497
00:22:58,284 --> 00:23:00,119
Amidst�allegations of�contest�rigging,
498
00:23:00,154 --> 00:23:01,224
there�will�be�a�new�order for�the�spellers.
499
00:23:01,259 --> 00:23:02,841
I�will�be�selecting names�randomly
500
00:23:02,876 --> 00:23:06,024
from�this�hat moving�forward.
501
00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:07,330
Fedora's�a�dumb�fucking�hat.
502
00:23:07,365 --> 00:23:08,030
It�is, but�I�do�believes
503
00:23:08,065 --> 00:23:10,835
that�that's�a�dumb fucking�trilbys.
504
00:23:10,871 --> 00:23:12,131
Joint�Boy.
505
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:13,506
The�first�word�is�yours. Fuck.
506
00:23:15,906 --> 00:23:19,106
Joint�Boy,�your�word is�"Dithyramb".
507
00:23:19,142 --> 00:23:20,059
Dithyramb.
508
00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:22,012
Dithyramb.
509
00:23:22,047 --> 00:23:25,247
D-I-T-H-Y...
510
00:23:28,718 --> 00:23:29,788
Y-R-A-M.
511
00:23:30,858 --> 00:23:32,153
Dithyramb.
512
00:23:32,188 --> 00:23:33,493
Incorrect.
513
00:23:33,529 --> 00:23:35,129
There's�a�silent�B, dumbass.
514
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,424
Fucking�idiot.
515
00:23:36,459 --> 00:23:38,069
Fuck!
516
00:23:41,270 --> 00:23:42,470
Joint�Boy,�you�are the�first�to�be�eliminated.
517
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:45,270
Please�take�a�seat off�stage.
518
00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:50,340
Reilly�and�Jonesy, the�next�word�is�yours.
519
00:23:52,751 --> 00:23:54,046
Reilly,�Jonesy,
520
00:23:54,081 --> 00:23:55,151
your�word �is�"Bosky".
521
00:23:55,186 --> 00:23:57,516
Bosky.
522
00:23:57,552 --> 00:23:59,692
Can�I�have�the�definition of�the�word,�please?
523
00:23:59,727 --> 00:24:01,174
Having�abundant�trees or�shrubs.
524
00:24:01,209 --> 00:24:03,657
Bosky. Sounds�a�lot�like
525
00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:06,058
brosky,�buddy. How�do�you�spell�brosky?
526
00:24:06,093 --> 00:24:07,963
I�don't�know ��how�to�spell anything,�buddy.
527
00:24:07,998 --> 00:24:09,268
Fucking�idiots.
528
00:24:09,303 --> 00:24:11,138
Maybe�we�should just�take�the�R�out�of�brosky?
529
00:24:11,174 --> 00:24:13,034
I�don't�think�there�is an�R�in�brosky.
530
00:24:13,069 --> 00:24:14,609
I'm�going�in on�brosky,�buddy.
531
00:24:14,644 --> 00:24:16,774
Yeah,�good�luck �on�brosky,�buddy. Fuck,�yeah.
532
00:24:16,809 --> 00:24:17,726
Brosky,�uh...
533
00:24:17,762 --> 00:24:18,868
I�mean,�"Bosky".
534
00:24:18,903 --> 00:24:21,579
B-O-S-K-I.
535
00:24:21,614 --> 00:24:25,020
Bosky.
536
00:24:25,055 --> 00:24:26,080
Incorrect.
537
00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:28,786
Fucking�embarrassing!
538
00:24:33,867 --> 00:24:36,492
McMurray, the�next�word�is�yours.
539
00:24:36,527 --> 00:24:38,937
McMurray,�your�word is�"Penalty".
540
00:24:38,972 --> 00:24:40,502
Penalty.
541
00:24:40,538 --> 00:24:44,008
Hey,�that�was�supposed �to�be�Jonesy and�Reilly's�word.
542
00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:48,808
Well,�that's fucking�embarrassing.
543
00:24:54,149 --> 00:24:56,819
Penalty,�penalty. P-E-N-L-Y.�Penalty.
544
00:24:56,855 --> 00:24:58,385
Incorrect.
545
00:24:58,420 --> 00:24:58,960
The�correct�spelling of�"Penalty"
546
00:24:58,995 --> 00:25:01,595
is�P-E-N-A-L-T-Y.
547
00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:03,760
Exactly�what�I�said.
548
00:25:03,796 --> 00:25:04,978
No,�it�isn't.
549
00:25:07,501 --> 00:25:09,401
Youse�ever�see ����that�movie�Dick�Tracy
The�one�with�Warren�Beatty?
550
00:25:09,436 --> 00:25:12,571
I�would�smash�that�dude
like�a�neighbor's�pumpkin on�devil's�night.
551
00:25:12,607 --> 00:25:15,809
Same. �Well,�Dick�Tracy used�a�similar�machine
552
00:25:15,844 --> 00:25:16,743
to�slow�down and�decipher�the�speech
553
00:25:16,778 --> 00:25:18,680
of�an�appropriately-named character,�Mumbles.
554
00:25:18,716 --> 00:25:22,148
What? Let�me�show�you.
555
00:25:22,183 --> 00:25:26,983
This�is�Mr. �McMurray's�answer at�normal�speed.
556
00:25:27,019 --> 00:25:29,359
P-E-N-A-L-T-Y.�Penalty.
557
00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:33,664
See? �����Now�this�is�his�answer slowed�down.
558
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:39,265
P-E-N-A-L-D-Y.
559
00:25:41,136 --> 00:25:42,441
Witch!
560
00:25:42,476 --> 00:25:43,276
McMurray, you're�eliminated.
561
00:25:43,311 --> 00:25:45,406
Please�take a�seat�offstage.
562
00:25:52,087 --> 00:25:54,217
Penalty.
563
00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:56,052
Youse�want�to�get�hammered?
564
00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:59,558
Ladies�and�gentlemen, �we've�reached
our�final�two�contestants.
565
00:25:59,593 --> 00:26:01,428
Let's�give�them a�round�of�applause.
566
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,075
In�the�final�round,
567
00:26:12,110 --> 00:26:13,675
if�a�speller misspells�a�word.
568
00:26:13,710 --> 00:26:16,640
His�or�her�opponent �will�then�have a�chance�to�steal.
569
00:26:18,511 --> 00:26:20,651
Katy,�the�first�word is�yours.
570
00:26:23,051 --> 00:26:23,986
Katy,�your�word
571
00:26:24,021 --> 00:26:26,486
is�"Triskaidekaphobia".
572
00:26:26,522 --> 00:26:29,192
Triskaidekaphobia.
573
00:26:29,227 --> 00:26:30,522
Triskaidekaphobia.
574
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,933
T-R-I-S-K-A-I-D
575
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,420
E-K-A
576
00:26:37,455 --> 00:26:40,129
P-H-O-B-I-A.
577
00:26:40,165 --> 00:26:43,569
Triskaidekaphobia.
578
00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:44,939
I'm�sorry,�Katy, that's�incorrect.
579
00:26:47,885 --> 00:26:50,545
No. �No,�Jim. that's�how�you�spell "Triskaidekaphobia".
580
00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:51,580
That's�not what�I'm�reading
581
00:26:51,615 --> 00:26:53,755
on�the�card�here, Katy,�I'm�sorry.
582
00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,826
Stewart,�you�now�have a�chance�to�steal.
583
00:27:01,226 --> 00:27:03,096
Settle�down,�people. Settle�down.
584
00:27:08,707 --> 00:27:10,307
Triskaidekaphobia.
585
00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:12,978
T-R-I-S-K
586
00:27:14,048 --> 00:27:15,648
A-D-E-K-A-P
587
00:27:15,683 --> 00:27:17,665
H-O-B-I-A.
588
00:27:17,701 --> 00:27:19,475
Triskaidekaphobia.
589
00:27:19,510 --> 00:27:22,319
Correct.
590
00:27:23,389 --> 00:27:24,954
Stewart,
591
00:27:24,990 --> 00:27:25,655
you're�back-to-back champion
592
00:27:25,690 --> 00:27:27,340
of�the�Letterkenny Adult�Spelling�Bee.
593
00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:31,130
Wait!
594
00:27:31,165 --> 00:27:32,165
Katy,�had�it�right.
595
00:27:32,201 --> 00:27:34,071
It�was�wrong on�the�monitor.
596
00:27:34,106 --> 00:27:35,823
Triskaidekaphobia�is�spelled...
597
00:27:35,858 --> 00:27:38,434
T-R-I-S-K-A-I
598
00:27:38,469 --> 00:27:46,576
D-E-K-A-P-H-O-B-I-A.
599
00:27:46,613 --> 00:27:47,953
Which�is�exactly what�I�said.
600
00:27:47,988 --> 00:27:49,283
No,�it�isn't.
601
00:27:54,354 --> 00:27:57,024
T-R-I-S-K
602
00:27:57,059 --> 00:27:58,376
A-D-E�K-A
603
00:27:58,411 --> 00:28:00,652
P-H-O-B-I-A
604
00:28:00,687 --> 00:28:02,595
Silent�I�win.
605
00:28:17,317 --> 00:28:18,387
Champ!
606
00:28:20,517 --> 00:28:21,317
Yes!
607
00:28:21,352 --> 00:28:22,917
Yeah!
608
00:28:32,529 --> 00:28:33,834
Why?
609
00:28:33,869 --> 00:28:36,234
Anyone�wanna double�me�home,�ladies?
610
00:28:36,269 --> 00:28:38,669
Everyone�knows �how�to�spell Triskaidekaphobia.
611
00:28:38,705 --> 00:28:39,892
It's�the�most�common�word used�in�spelling�bees.
612
00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:42,375
I�know�that,
613
00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:45,410
but�there�is�a�reason that�I�spelled... Fucking�idiot.
614
00:28:46,151 --> 00:28:47,751
Fucking�idiots.
615
00:28:54,162 --> 00:28:55,492
Oh,�fuck,�buddy, it's�Coach.
616
00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:56,579
Probably�gonna ream�us�out.
617
00:28:56,614 --> 00:28:59,232
Fuck,�what�does he�want,�buddy?
618
00:29:17,385 --> 00:29:19,220
Who�could�it�be?
619
00:29:19,255 --> 00:29:21,385
Give�your�balls a�tug,�you�titfucker.
620
00:29:21,435 --> 00:29:25,985
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