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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:13,310 We�were�discussing�headlines from�the�city�newspaper ��the�other�day... 2 00:00:15,709 --> 00:00:17,579 Damn�shame ������about�MoDeans burning�down. 3 00:00:17,614 --> 00:00:18,639 Do�you�know�what? It's�really�something 4 00:00:18,908 --> 00:00:21,813 how�we�keep�losing those�locations to�drink�at. 5 00:00:21,848 --> 00:00:23,718 The�Ukrainian�Center is�a�healthy consolation,�though. 6 00:00:23,753 --> 00:00:26,648 Well,�everybody�knows the�cheapest�beers�are at�the�Ukrainian�Center. 7 00:00:26,917 --> 00:00:28,482 With�the�Legion�being a�close�second. 8 00:00:28,517 --> 00:00:30,917 When's�Gail�getting�back from�her�South�American singles�resort? 9 00:00:30,952 --> 00:00:33,057 When�she's had�her�fill,�I�suppose. 10 00:00:33,091 --> 00:00:34,091 Delicious�pun. 11 00:00:34,126 --> 00:00:35,186 Thank�you,�Wayne. 12 00:00:35,456 --> 00:00:37,056 Thank�you,�Bonnie. 13 00:00:41,065 --> 00:00:43,195 Now,�was�that your�tummy�grumbling? Or�was�that�you�proper? 14 00:00:43,465 --> 00:00:44,500 That'd ���be�me�proper. 15 00:00:44,534 --> 00:00:45,829 A�little�grumble in�the�jungle�over�there. 16 00:00:45,864 --> 00:00:46,934 Little�grumble in�the�Bronx. 17 00:00:46,969 --> 00:00:48,004 A�little royal�grumble. 18 00:00:48,264 --> 00:00:51,204 It�was �a�grumble�proper. 19 00:00:51,473 --> 00:00:54,673 Now,�I'm�a�devout�pupil of�Social�Justice�Warriors, Professor�Tricia. 20 00:00:54,943 --> 00:00:56,238 The�devoutest. 21 00:00:56,272 --> 00:00:59,212 But�dare�I�say�things in�the�city�is�getting wee�bit�out�of�hands. 22 00:00:59,482 --> 00:01:00,777 What's�the�frequency, Kenneth? 23 00:01:00,812 --> 00:01:03,752 Well,�the�story�I�just�read here�is�quite�the�incredible chain�of�events. 24 00:01:03,786 --> 00:01:05,081 You�know,�there's so�many�causes�now. 25 00:01:05,351 --> 00:01:06,951 They're�just�tripping right�over�each�other. 26 00:01:07,221 --> 00:01:08,821 Well,�it's�better�than driving�into�each�other. 27 00:01:08,855 --> 00:01:10,115 That�was a�bit�dark,�Dary. 28 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:11,220 What's�the�scoop,�Dan? 29 00:01:11,490 --> 00:01:12,560 Here's�the�scoop. 30 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:14,690 Bunch�of�gals�said�that they�were�gonna�stop tweetings�for�a�day 31 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:17,324 out�of�protest for�sexual�abuses �towards�womens. 32 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:20,264 And�they�encouraged�mens to�stops�tweetings in�supports�of�the�womens. 33 00:01:20,299 --> 00:01:22,429 So,�what's ��the�problem? Oh,�I�wasn't�finished. 34 00:01:22,698 --> 00:01:23,498 Well,�what happened�next? 35 00:01:23,768 --> 00:01:25,098 I'll�tells�you what�happens�next. 36 00:01:25,133 --> 00:01:26,663 Some�black�gals�joined�in on�the�protest, 37 00:01:26,698 --> 00:01:28,263 but�they�got�mad at�the�white�girls protesting, 38 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:31,507 because�womens�of�colors didn't�receive�the�same supports�on�similar�issues. 39 00:01:31,767 --> 00:01:33,107 I�think�I�see�where you're�going�with�this. 40 00:01:33,377 --> 00:01:34,707 Well,�did�something happen�even�after�that? 41 00:01:34,976 --> 00:01:36,306 Something did�happen�after�that. 42 00:01:36,576 --> 00:01:38,976 One�of�the�white�gals asking�for�supports got�supports�from�one�guy, 43 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:40,541 but�she�told�him he�could�fuck�right�off 44 00:01:40,575 --> 00:01:43,245 because�apparently�he�used to�call�gals�"broads" back�in�high�schools. 45 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,880 But�they�are�tweeting about�not�tweeting. Do�I�have�that�right? 46 00:01:45,914 --> 00:01:48,019 I�got�a�feeling�something even�happened�after�that. 47 00:01:48,054 --> 00:01:50,184 Yeah,�me�too,�Dary. ����Me�too. I�got�that ����same�feeling. 48 00:01:50,454 --> 00:01:52,594 Well,�here's�what�happened even�after�that. 49 00:01:52,853 --> 00:01:53,923 The�President�of�lceland sends�out 50 00:01:54,193 --> 00:01:56,288 a�happy�birthday�tweet to�his�daughter,�Alfheiour. 51 00:01:56,323 --> 00:01:58,193 And�now�all�the�gals saying�that�you shouldn't�be�tweetings 52 00:01:58,228 --> 00:01:59,410 turns�hims�into public�enemy�number�one. 53 00:01:59,444 --> 00:02:01,897 And�it's�on�Twitter they're�doing�that? 54 00:02:01,932 --> 00:02:04,332 And�to�the�President of�lceland, they're�doing�that? 55 00:02:04,367 --> 00:02:07,002 Icelanders�are�the�most lovable�fucking�people on�planet�Earth. 56 00:02:07,271 --> 00:02:09,941 One�more�thing even�happens, so�help�me�God. 57 00:02:09,976 --> 00:02:12,306 So�help�me�God. Something�else did�happen�after�that, 58 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:15,010 because�it�turns�out the�President�of�lceland's daughter,�Alfheiour, 59 00:02:15,270 --> 00:02:17,140 has�got�herself�a�case of�the�Down�syndromes. 60 00:02:17,409 --> 00:02:19,279 So�here�comes�the�Special Olympics�advocates, 61 00:02:19,549 --> 00:02:20,609 and�they're in�a�real�bad�way. 62 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:22,209 As�they�should�be. 63 00:02:22,479 --> 00:02:24,619 If�you�wanna�go�at�lceland, you�better�have�your�fucking ����facts�right. 64 00:02:24,653 --> 00:02:27,548 Well,�here's�the�kicker, turns�out�the�President�of Iceland's�daughter,�Alfheiour, 65 00:02:27,583 --> 00:02:31,018 is�also�a�refugee from�war-torn�Somalia �what�he's�adopted. 66 00:02:31,052 --> 00:02:31,969 So�that�increases the�tension�between 67 00:02:32,004 --> 00:02:33,687 the�womens�of�colors not�tweeting 68 00:02:33,957 --> 00:02:35,522 and�the�white�gals not�tweeting. 69 00:02:35,557 --> 00:02:37,427 To�top�it�all�off, here�comes�World�Vision, 70 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:38,756 and�they're coming�in�a'swinging. 71 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:42,191 Fuck�every�duck. What�next? 72 00:02:42,225 --> 00:02:43,530 Oh,�here's�what happened�after�that. 73 00:02:43,565 --> 00:02:45,965 Remember�that�first�guy that�they�told to�fucks�right�off 74 00:02:46,235 --> 00:02:48,635 'cause�he�used�to call�gals�"broads" back�in�high�school? 75 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,739 Turns�out�he's�paralyzed from�the�waist�down. 76 00:02:50,774 --> 00:02:54,244 So�here�comes�the�war�amps saying , "You�better�back the�fuck�off�our�guy." 77 00:02:54,279 --> 00:02:55,304 Enough's�enough. 78 00:02:55,338 --> 00:02:56,608 I�can't�handle�anymore. 79 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:59,043 Well,�there's�no�way there's�more. There's�no�goddamn�way. 80 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:01,148 Wait. �There�is�more. 81 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:02,512 Turns�out�the�President of�lcelands 82 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:04,347 is�paralyzed�from the�necks�down, 83 00:03:04,382 --> 00:03:06,487 so�now�everybody's�back on�lceland's�sides�again. 84 00:03:06,522 --> 00:03:08,922 Oh,�right�where they�should've�been the�whole�fucking�time. 85 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,816 Now,�it's�from�the�neck�down that�he's�paralyzed,�you�say? 86 00:03:11,851 --> 00:03:13,461 So,�how�does�he even�make�a�tweet? 87 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:14,790 And�they're�all doing�this�on�Twitter? 88 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:16,660 Where�else�but�Twitter would�this�be�happenings? 89 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,260 On�the�day�they're�not exposed�to�be�tweeting? 90 00:03:18,530 --> 00:03:20,930 On�the�very�same�day they're�not�exposed to�be�tweeting. 91 00:03:21,199 --> 00:03:23,069 Jesus! 92 00:03:26,268 --> 00:03:29,198 Look�what's�happening in�local�news! 93 00:03:29,738 --> 00:03:31,068 What? 94 00:03:31,338 --> 00:03:32,938 Stay�tuned�to�find�out. 95 00:04:40,726 --> 00:04:43,396 Well,�the�Letterkenny�Chiefs is�changing�their�names and�logos. 96 00:04:43,666 --> 00:04:45,536 That�sounds ����about�right. Probably�for�the�best. 97 00:04:45,796 --> 00:04:46,831 They�had�a�good�run. 98 00:04:46,865 --> 00:04:50,335 The�only�constant�in�life is�change,�as�they�say. 99 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:54,840 "The�only�constant in�life�is�change"? 100 00:04:54,874 --> 00:04:57,014 It's�a�wee�bit�to�wrap your�head�around�there. 101 00:04:57,274 --> 00:05:00,214 Well,�the�only�constant around�here�is�everything stays�the�sames. 102 00:05:00,248 --> 00:05:01,508 Any-who... 103 00:05:01,543 --> 00:05:03,413 According�to�the�writers of�the�Letterkenny�Banner, 104 00:05:03,683 --> 00:05:05,553 the�whole�world's�going�to hells�in�a�hand�baskets. 105 00:05:05,812 --> 00:05:07,117 Sounds about�right. 106 00:05:07,152 --> 00:05:08,222 Probably �����for�the�best. We�had�a�good�run. 107 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:10,892 As�long�as�we're going�in�a�hand�basket. 108 00:05:11,152 --> 00:05:13,022 As�opposed�to what�kind�of�basket? 109 00:05:13,291 --> 00:05:15,161 Well,�there's�a�bazillion different�kinds�of�baskets. 110 00:05:15,421 --> 00:05:17,796 Hand�and�waste�paper. What�else? 111 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:21,030 Okay,�so�maybe there's�not�a�bazillion different�kinds,�but... 112 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:22,865 Yeah,�it's ���definitely�not�a�bazillion different�kinds... 113 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:23,970 Yeah,�that's�what I�just�said, 114 00:05:24,229 --> 00:05:25,794 "There's�not�a�bazillion different�kinds�of�baskets." 115 00:05:25,829 --> 00:05:27,699 Well,�don't�come�in�here saying�"bazillion"�unless you�mean�a�bazillion... 116 00:05:27,969 --> 00:05:29,264 Okay. �I�was�just�for emphasis. �I�was�saying, 117 00:05:29,299 --> 00:05:30,909 "Bazillion�different kinds�of�baskets." 118 00:05:30,943 --> 00:05:32,508 Go�ahead�and�name five�kinds�of�baskets 119 00:05:32,543 --> 00:05:34,378 besides�hands and�waste�paper. 120 00:05:34,413 --> 00:05:35,143 Okay. �Floor�basket, 121 00:05:35,178 --> 00:05:37,308 hanging�basket, wall�basket, 122 00:05:37,342 --> 00:05:39,177 bike�basket, basketball�basket. 123 00:05:39,447 --> 00:05:40,517 All�right. 124 00:05:41,317 --> 00:05:42,612 I�withdraw. 125 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:46,386 Bamboo�bakset, �������britan�bakset, liquor�bakset. 126 00:05:47,456 --> 00:05:48,481 Bakset? 127 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:49,856 Yes,�that's�one�of two�words�that�Dary can't�say�right. 128 00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:51,455 What's�the�other one,�Dary? Brefekst. 129 00:05:51,725 --> 00:05:53,595 Yeah,�Dary�can't�say the�word�"breakfast"�either. 130 00:05:53,855 --> 00:05:55,455 You�wanna try,�bud? Brefekst. �Bakset. 131 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:56,759 Attaboy. 132 00:05:56,794 --> 00:05:57,859 So,�what�are�they changing�the�name�to? 133 00:05:57,894 --> 00:06:01,594 According�to�this,�they're letting�the�publics�decides with�an�onlines�polls. 134 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:02,898 Ooh,�boy. 135 00:06:02,933 --> 00:06:05,333 Not�a �good�idea. Is�there�a�worse�idea? 136 00:06:05,603 --> 00:06:08,533 Currently,�the�Letterkenny Rough�Riders�is�leading by�a�hair. 137 00:06:10,402 --> 00:06:12,272 Is�that�your�tummy�grumbling? Or�is�that�you�proper? 138 00:06:12,542 --> 00:06:13,207 No,�that'd�be�me�proper. 139 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:15,212 What's�the�rumpus, grumpus? 140 00:06:15,471 --> 00:06:17,911 Don't�you�think�that�there's already�too�many�Rough�Riders in�the�area�as�it�is? 141 00:06:17,946 --> 00:06:19,976 You�got �������the�Redford�Rough�Riders. And�a�one. 142 00:06:20,010 --> 00:06:21,880 You�got the�Welno�Rough�Riders. And�a�two. 143 00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:23,985 And�don't�forget the�Greater�Maddawascow Rough�Riders. 144 00:06:24,020 --> 00:06:27,220 And�a�three. �And�that's just�off�the�tippy�tops �����of�our�heads. 145 00:06:27,489 --> 00:06:29,349 Does�get�a�bit�confusing during�playoffs. 146 00:06:29,384 --> 00:06:30,924 People�like�to�root�for a�Rough�Rider. 147 00:06:30,959 --> 00:06:33,089 Yeah,�but�if�we're�all going�to�be�Rough�Riders, why�even�have�teams? 148 00:06:33,123 --> 00:06:34,653 Why�not�just�be a�big�bunch�of �����Rough�Riders? 149 00:06:34,688 --> 00:06:36,828 Why�don't�you�just name�the�whole�league the�Rough�Riders? 150 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:38,393 Why�even�stop�there? 151 00:06:38,428 --> 00:06:39,768 Why�don't�we�just�go�ahead and�name�the�whole human�race�Rough�Riders? 152 00:06:39,802 --> 00:06:40,827 Like,�you�see what�I'm�saying. 153 00:06:41,097 --> 00:06:42,932 Yeah. �Today, we're�all�Rough�Riders. 154 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,802 What�exactly is�a�Rough�Rider? 155 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:47,237 I�don't�know. �All's�I'm�saying is�that�there's�too�many of�them. �Don't�you�see? 156 00:06:47,506 --> 00:06:49,071 So,�what�else is�in�the�running? 157 00:06:49,106 --> 00:06:51,776 Ah,�second�place is�the�Letterkenny ���Muff�Riders. 158 00:06:52,035 --> 00:06:53,645 Yeah,�I�can�get behind�Muff�Riders. 159 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:54,740 Hmm. �What�else? 160 00:06:54,775 --> 00:06:57,340 Third�place�goes�to the�Letterkenny Foot�Fuckers. 161 00:06:57,374 --> 00:06:58,939 Shouldn't�that�be in�first�place, 162 00:06:58,974 --> 00:07:01,114 on�account�that�it has�foot�in�the�title, and�it's�a�soccer�team? 163 00:07:01,384 --> 00:07:02,679 What�else? 164 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:06,724 Well,�fourth�place�is�a�tie between�the�Big�Nickelbacks and�the�69ers. 165 00:07:07,783 --> 00:07:08,818 Both�good�choices. 166 00:07:08,853 --> 00:07:09,923 I�don't�know who�to�root�for. 167 00:07:09,957 --> 00:07:11,792 People�likes to�root�for�a�69er. 168 00:07:16,591 --> 00:07:18,426 I�don't�have�a�problem. 169 00:07:18,461 --> 00:07:20,861 I�don't�have... I�don't�have�a�problem. 170 00:07:21,401 --> 00:07:22,731 I�don't�have�a�problem. 171 00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:25,670 Where�is�it? ��������lt's�right�here. 172 00:07:25,930 --> 00:07:27,000 First,�the�meth. 173 00:07:32,339 --> 00:07:34,479 I�think you�do�have�a�problem. 174 00:07:34,514 --> 00:07:35,504 I�don't�have�a�problem! 175 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,408 You've�never�acted like�this�before�the... 176 00:07:37,443 --> 00:07:39,513 This�is�all�because�of�the... 177 00:07:39,548 --> 00:07:42,478 I've�never�seen�it get�its�claws�in�so�deep. 178 00:07:44,087 --> 00:07:45,112 Give�me�the�dark�web. 179 00:07:45,147 --> 00:07:47,017 Stewart! I�need�the�dark�web. 180 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:48,087 You're�killing�him! 181 00:07:48,356 --> 00:07:50,486 It�is�killing�you! 182 00:07:50,521 --> 00:07:52,051 Give�me�the�dark�web. 183 00:07:52,086 --> 00:07:53,661 Take�the�dark�web. 184 00:07:53,695 --> 00:07:56,365 The�dark�web�is�yours. 185 00:08:01,964 --> 00:08:03,564 Okay,�so�you�keep the�meth�over�there,�right? 186 00:08:03,599 --> 00:08:04,904 We�do. �Let�me�show�you. 187 00:08:08,633 --> 00:08:09,973 I'm�in. 188 00:08:10,243 --> 00:08:13,173 Letterkenny,�the�hard�right is�inside�of�you. 189 00:08:13,442 --> 00:08:13,972 Fuck! 190 00:08:14,242 --> 00:08:16,077 These�stooges�again. 191 00:08:16,112 --> 00:08:17,712 I�don't�see�a�video�request from�them. 192 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,817 How�am�I�hearing�their�voice? 193 00:08:19,851 --> 00:08:21,711 Must�be�some�high-tech dark�web�shit. 194 00:08:21,746 --> 00:08:23,321 Stu?�Stu! 195 00:08:24,381 --> 00:08:25,721 Appreciate�the Stooges�reference. 196 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:27,815 Everyone�knows�Curly�was the�original�skinhead. 197 00:08:27,850 --> 00:08:32,930 Plus�Ron�Asheton�from �lggy�and�the�Stooges�had�a�real Third�Reich�obsession. 198 00:08:33,189 --> 00:08:37,459 Good�Christ!�lt�smells�like somebody's�been�smoking �����gate�waves�in�here. 199 00:08:37,493 --> 00:08:39,328 The�Chiefs�are�changing their�name. 200 00:08:39,363 --> 00:08:40,128 Who? 201 00:08:40,398 --> 00:08:42,528 Your�beloved�junior�soccer�team. 202 00:08:43,867 --> 00:08:44,632 Who? 203 00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:47,337 Ah!�Nobody�cares�about anything�anymore. 204 00:08:47,607 --> 00:08:50,277 What�about�the�history? The�tradition? 205 00:08:50,311 --> 00:08:52,101 What's�a�junior�soccer�team? 206 00:08:52,136 --> 00:08:54,806 Some�people �����still�care,�all�right? You�best�believe. 207 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,416 And�we�are�recruiting. 208 00:08:56,675 --> 00:09:00,415 So,�gentlemen,�are�you�ready to�join�the�hard�right? 209 00:09:00,685 --> 00:09:02,545 Politics? 210 00:09:02,814 --> 00:09:04,414 We're�anarchists. 211 00:09:04,684 --> 00:09:07,624 Yeah. �Who�cares�if�the soccer�team�changes�its�name? 212 00:09:07,659 --> 00:09:09,484 The�hard�right,�that's�who. 213 00:09:09,753 --> 00:09:11,318 Chiefs�is�a�strong�name. 214 00:09:11,353 --> 00:09:16,163 I�remember�a�time�when being�called�a�chief was�a�good�thing. 215 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,032 People�like�to�root�for�a�chief. 216 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:21,727 This�used�to�be�the�heartland. 217 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:24,971 Now,�it�is�just�the other�heartland 218 00:09:25,006 --> 00:09:27,371 of�far-left�liberal�cucks. 219 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,040 Did�somebody�get�their feelings�hurt? 220 00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:32,675 Did�somebody�sign�a�petition? 221 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:36,415 Uh,�news�flash, you're�all�caving�to�PC�culture. 222 00:09:36,449 --> 00:09:40,719 You're�just�a�bunch�of far-left�liberal�fucking ����pinko�snowflakes. 223 00:09:40,978 --> 00:09:42,543 Oh,�we've�been�called�worse. 224 00:09:42,578 --> 00:09:45,248 But�might�as�well�just�change the�name�to�Letterkenny�Cucks. 225 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:48,188 Regional�champs of�Cuckistan! Okay. 226 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:51,927 This�is�what�the�failed patriarchy�looks�like. 227 00:09:51,961 --> 00:09:55,656 I'm�so�sick�of�you beta�male�SJWs. 228 00:09:55,926 --> 00:09:56,961 We're�not�SJWs. 229 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:59,631 I�actually�identify as�a�wood�nymph. 230 00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:01,795 Super�weird. Be�gone. 231 00:10:02,065 --> 00:10:03,630 Oh,�we'll�be�gone. 232 00:10:03,665 --> 00:10:06,570 Just�as�soon�as�you�betas show�us�where�the�alphas�are. 233 00:10:06,604 --> 00:10:10,604 I'll�see�myself�out. I�assume�all�of�you are�following�suit. 234 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:14,873 He�talks�more�than�I�do. 235 00:10:15,143 --> 00:10:16,743 That�was�weird. 236 00:10:20,752 --> 00:10:26,622 Ah,�yes!�Now�we're�talking. The�alphas. �Real�men. 237 00:10:26,656 --> 00:10:28,186 No�matriarchy�in�sight. 238 00:10:28,221 --> 00:10:29,516 Who�the�fuck�are�you? 239 00:10:29,550 --> 00:10:33,255 I'm�Hard�Right�Jay, and�I�represent�the�Hard�Right, 240 00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:35,395 a�group�with far-right�ideologies 241 00:10:35,429 --> 00:10:40,229 that�rejects�mainstream ���conservatism�and�endeavors�to promote�white�nationalism. 242 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:41,534 Oh,�white�nationalism? 243 00:10:41,569 --> 00:10:43,699 Good�thing�Gail, ����the�owner�of�the�old�bars ain't�here. 244 00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:49,038 Oh,�small�town�bar�owner, what�is�she , like�a�good sixth-generation�Scottish�woman? 245 00:10:49,072 --> 00:10:50,107 No. 246 00:10:50,377 --> 00:10:51,177 What�are�you's�getting�on about�over�there? 247 00:10:51,437 --> 00:10:52,507 Did�you�dinks bring�these�dudes�here? 248 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,647 What's�the�first meal�of�the�day, Daryl? 249 00:10:54,906 --> 00:10:56,246 Your�mom. Attaboy. 250 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,541 Breakfast! 251 00:10:57,576 --> 00:11:01,046 Ah,�that's�it,�right. �Jesus�Christ. Yeah,�yeah. 252 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,915 Run�away�like�true�socialistas. 253 00:11:03,185 --> 00:11:07,455 At�least�your�actions ��������are�consistent�with your�failed�ideologies. 254 00:11:07,489 --> 00:11:11,194 You�edgelords ������are�a�walking�horde of�participation�trophies. 255 00:11:11,229 --> 00:11:14,124 Go�back�to�giving�out hand�jobs�for�free. 256 00:11:14,158 --> 00:11:17,063 We're�not�socialistas. I'm�still�with�her. 257 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:19,733 We're�anarchists. And�our�hand�jobs�aren't�free. 258 00:11:25,072 --> 00:11:26,672 So... 259 00:11:26,941 --> 00:11:28,271 Forg... 260 00:11:29,071 --> 00:11:30,636 Forgive... 261 00:11:30,671 --> 00:11:33,881 Forgive�them. �They�don't see�the�big�picture. �Yet. 262 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:35,210 What's�the�big�picture? 263 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:38,150 You�wanna�see�how�deep this�rabbit�hole�really�goes? 264 00:11:38,184 --> 00:11:40,019 Or�are�you�guys�globalists? 265 00:11:40,279 --> 00:11:42,419 What's�that? Ah! 266 00:11:42,454 --> 00:11:44,784 I'll�admit,�I�was�anticipating 267 00:11:44,818 --> 00:11:49,088 the�low�energy,�country�cuck road�show,�but�you're�curious. 268 00:11:49,358 --> 00:11:50,428 Color�me�glad. 269 00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:52,522 It's�time�to�wake�up. 270 00:11:52,557 --> 00:11:53,757 It's�time�for�you�to�spit�out all�of�the�toxic�sludge 271 00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:57,627 you've�been�spoon�fed by�the�lan�Hanomansings 272 00:11:57,896 --> 00:12:00,836 and�the�Gloria�Macarenkos of�the�world. 273 00:12:00,871 --> 00:12:02,166 We�are�a�movement. 274 00:12:02,436 --> 00:12:04,306 Bowel�movement by�the�looks�of�it. 275 00:12:04,340 --> 00:12:06,057 Ah,�hachi-machi, I�like�your�fire. 276 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:09,635 We�could�use�more�women in�the�movement. 277 00:12:09,904 --> 00:12:13,644 We�have�next�to�none, for�reasons�we�can't ������quite�decode. 278 00:12:13,914 --> 00:12:16,314 Pitter�patter. Yes,�pitter�patter. 279 00:12:16,348 --> 00:12:18,443 All�lives�matter. 280 00:12:18,713 --> 00:12:21,618 News�flash, the�out�of�control�PC�police 281 00:12:21,652 --> 00:12:24,582 are�forcing�your�beloved Letterkenny�Chiefs to�change�their�name. 282 00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:25,617 Yeah,�we�caught�that. 283 00:12:25,652 --> 00:12:26,722 Yeah,�well,�we're�here to�protest�that. 284 00:12:26,757 --> 00:12:30,192 Our�legions�of�brothers will�be�joining�me 285 00:12:30,226 --> 00:12:32,286 at�John�Letterkenny�Field later. 286 00:12:32,321 --> 00:12:36,296 And�we�want�you, the�salt�of�the�earth�alphas, 287 00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:43,270 the�stewards�of�traditional morals, traditional�values, the�silent�majority,�to�join�us. 288 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:47,269 The�fight�against�poor, uneducated�libtards 289 00:12:47,303 --> 00:12:49,408 requires�nothing�short of�a�massacre. 290 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:51,008 Now�you're�a�bit fucking�dramatic,�eh? 291 00:12:51,043 --> 00:12:52,625 Why�is�keeping�the�name of�the�Chiefs�important�to�you? 292 00:12:52,659 --> 00:12:57,112 It�isn't. Oh,�oh,�it's�not. �lt�isn't? 293 00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:59,547 Well,�not�really, ������in�the�long�run. Nor�the�short�run,�really. 294 00:12:59,581 --> 00:13:01,651 Yeah,�no�need�to�get�your jimmies�all�out�of�joint. 295 00:13:01,686 --> 00:13:06,216 Well,�but�you... �You�understand why�it's�important to�fight�the�left?�Yes? 296 00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,590 I�didn't�know�it�was�necessary, much�less�important. 297 00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:12,095 The�point�is ������the�government is�trying�to�keep�you 298 00:13:12,129 --> 00:13:16,094 and�your�humble�agricultural livelihoods�thoroughly�cucked. 299 00:13:16,364 --> 00:13:18,494 It's�time�to�wake�up and�smell�the�chem�trails. 300 00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:21,703 It's�time�to�stand�up for�your�God�given�right 301 00:13:21,963 --> 00:13:24,633 to�have�kick-ass�names for�all�your�favorite�teams, 302 00:13:24,902 --> 00:13:27,842 and�fuck�anybody�whose�feelings get�hurt�along�the�way. 303 00:13:28,102 --> 00:13:29,407 Oh,�is�that�what�time�it�is? 304 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,112 Oh,�you�think�I�don't�have feelings? You�think�my�feelings don't�get�hurt? 305 00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:35,276 My�grandfather�has a�pacemaker,�right? 306 00:13:35,311 --> 00:13:37,981 Every�time�I�watch �����the�lndiana�Pacers play�basketball, 307 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,580 it�makes�me�think�of�Papi. 308 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:43,555 And�his�irregular�heartbeat. And�it�fucks�me�up,�big�time. 309 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:47,859 You�see�me�complaining to�the�lndiana�Pacers or�anyone�in�the�NBA? 310 00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,424 Mmm,�suck�it�up,�buttercup. 311 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:50,788 So? So�what? 312 00:13:50,823 --> 00:13:51,858 So�join�us. 313 00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:59,327 Tell�you�what. �I'll�fight�you�for�it. You�and�me. 314 00:13:59,362 --> 00:14:01,467 Sorry,�what? What�I'm�saying�is, 315 00:14:02,266 --> 00:14:03,336 I'll�fight�you. 316 00:14:03,606 --> 00:14:05,466 And�if�you�win�I'll�come to�the�field�with�you. 317 00:14:05,736 --> 00:14:08,676 But�if�you�lose, we're�not�asking�for anything�in�return. 318 00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:12,945 Ah,�you�SJWs�are�a�lost�cause. 319 00:14:14,014 --> 00:14:15,614 I'm�going�to�troll! 320 00:14:15,874 --> 00:14:19,614 Letterkenny�Chiefs! Letterkenny�Chiefs! 321 00:14:20,953 --> 00:14:21,978 We�can�do�this,�buddy. 322 00:14:22,013 --> 00:14:24,388 We�can�establish�order, buddy. �I�know�we�can. 323 00:14:24,423 --> 00:14:25,483 Of�course�you�can. 324 00:14:26,022 --> 00:14:27,887 Ah. 325 00:14:27,922 --> 00:14:29,187 Hockey,�eh? 326 00:14:29,222 --> 00:14:30,787 Fastest�sport�on�Earth. 327 00:14:30,822 --> 00:14:35,632 And�the�whitest�too,�arguably, so�bonus�points�there. 328 00:14:35,891 --> 00:14:38,266 Okay,�the�Catholic�school�games are�on�the�other�rink. 329 00:14:38,301 --> 00:14:40,566 Uh,�we�just,�uh, thought�you�strapping�alphas 330 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,920 might�want�to�know that�the�globalists 331 00:14:42,955 --> 00:14:49,510 are�trying�to�turn�your small�town�into�a�hive 332 00:14:49,544 --> 00:14:51,379 of�post-castrati�extremism. 333 00:14:51,638 --> 00:14:53,248 What�the�fuck's�castrati? 334 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,543 Uh,�it's�a�pasta,�bro. 335 00:14:54,578 --> 00:14:56,978 Uh,�it's�pronounced "pah-sta,"�bro. ��ls�it? 336 00:14:57,247 --> 00:15:01,517 Today,�it's�the�Letterkenny ���Chiefs. Tomorrow,�it'll�be ���your�beloved�Shamrocks. 337 00:15:01,787 --> 00:15:04,457 Well,�you�know,�the�Chiefs is�kinda�not�PC�though,�buddy. 338 00:15:04,491 --> 00:15:07,126 We�try�to�keep�it,�like, kind�of�in�touch�there. 339 00:15:07,386 --> 00:15:11,396 What�if�they�decide�to�get butt�hurt�over�the�Letterkenny Shamrocks�name�next 340 00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:13,265 and�force�you�to�change�it 341 00:15:13,525 --> 00:15:17,795 just�because�they�don't�know ��how�to�control�their... Their ���fragile�beta�male�emotions? 342 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,134 What�then,�huh? 343 00:15:19,394 --> 00:15:22,604 You�don't�see�a�bunch of�lrish�people�protesting ���here,�do�you? 344 00:15:22,863 --> 00:15:24,168 No,�you�don't. 345 00:15:24,203 --> 00:15:26,298 They're�not, �"Argh, please�change�your�name!" 346 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,708 None�of�that's�happening. You�wanna�know�why? 347 00:15:28,742 --> 00:15:31,942 Because�lrish�people�don't fucking�complain�about anything,�all�right? 348 00:15:31,977 --> 00:15:35,647 Irish�people�know�how�to take�it�like�a�champ,�okay? 349 00:15:35,681 --> 00:15:38,316 You�take�their�potatoes�away, they�don't�say�a�fucking�thing. 350 00:15:38,351 --> 00:15:40,221 It's�pronounced "po-tah-to. " ������ls�it? 351 00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:43,691 It's�called�"manning�up," ��gentlemen. You�might�want ��to�look�into�it. 352 00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:47,160 What�do�you�think,�buddy? 353 00:15:47,419 --> 00:15:48,489 I�think�this�guy's a�goof,�buddy. 354 00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:50,594 Cool,�buddy. Yeah,�but... 355 00:15:50,629 --> 00:15:54,899 On�that�note,�I'm�not�really a�fan�of�the�Shamrocks�name. 356 00:15:55,158 --> 00:15:56,463 -Really? -Yeah. 357 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,968 Me�too,�buddy. �I�mean, if�we're�talking�about �some�kind�of�negative 358 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,837 stereotype�attached to�that�name,�you�know? 359 00:16:02,097 --> 00:16:03,967 Right?�lt's�like, ��������just�because my�name�is�Reilly, 360 00:16:04,002 --> 00:16:06,367 that�doesn't�necessarily�mean that�I'm�a�drunken�leprechaun. 361 00:16:06,401 --> 00:16:07,976 Maybe�we�should�change the�name,�buddy. 362 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,646 What's�this�about�a�name�change? 363 00:16:10,906 --> 00:16:13,011 If�anybody�should �������change�their�names, it�should�be�us. 364 00:16:13,045 --> 00:16:16,245 What�the�hell's�a Shamrockette�anyway? A�leaf�with�tits? 365 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,880 Oh,�this�isn't�your matriarch,�is�it? 366 00:16:18,914 --> 00:16:23,184 You�can't�just�add�"ette"�to ����the�end�of�the�men's�team and�expect�women�to�like�it. 367 00:16:23,454 --> 00:16:27,194 We�should�change�our�names to�something�fierce�and�feminine and�powerful. 368 00:16:27,993 --> 00:16:29,558 Like�the�Screaming�Banshees. 369 00:16:29,593 --> 00:16:33,593 That's�good,�Mary-Anne. lmpressive�creativity. 370 00:16:33,627 --> 00:16:35,192 Couple�of�hens�clucking�away. 371 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,132 Especially�for�a�girl�who had�to�start�kindergarten two�years�late 372 00:16:38,401 --> 00:16:40,271 because�she�couldn't grasp�coloring. 373 00:16:40,531 --> 00:16:42,366 I've�plenty�of�good�ideas, Betty-Anne. 374 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,271 Like�convincing�your�dad to�get�a�vasectomy 375 00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:47,740 so�I�wouldn't�have�to�worry ���about�another�you�coming�into the�world�while�I�fucked�him. 376 00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:49,075 We�were�just�starting to�get�them�under�control. 377 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:53,115 You're�screwing�it�up,�bro. You're�getting�them�all fired�up�again. 378 00:16:53,149 --> 00:16:56,549 Bringing�family�into�it�now, Mary-Anne?�I�would�never stoop�so�low, 379 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,678 especially�with�the recent�passing�of�your�mother, 380 00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:01,888 who�told�me�before�she�died that�my�dad�is�your�dad�too. 381 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,817 You're�fucking�up ��our�progress, man. Just�get�out�of�here. 382 00:17:04,852 --> 00:17:07,722 It's�only�gonna�get�worse�too. Thanks�a�lot. 383 00:17:07,757 --> 00:17:10,697 Ah,�these�Tumblrinas have�lost�the�plot�anyway. 384 00:17:10,956 --> 00:17:14,131 Letterkenny�Chiefs! Letterkenny�Chiefs! 385 00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:17,895 Where�the�fuck�is�everybody? This�is�supposed�to�be a�protest. 386 00:17:18,165 --> 00:17:21,870 We�need�people�to�protest and�piss�off�and�agitate. 387 00:17:21,904 --> 00:17:25,374 Ay,�ay,�ay. �Whose�idea�was�this stupid�name�change�anyway? 388 00:17:25,409 --> 00:17:26,704 Ours. 389 00:17:27,773 --> 00:17:29,373 S'up,�Nazis? 390 00:17:29,408 --> 00:17:32,043 Nazi?�Hilarious. 391 00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:35,512 Ain't�nothing�funny about�this,�honky. 392 00:17:35,782 --> 00:17:37,877 No,�but�Nazi,�really?�Nazi? 393 00:17:37,912 --> 00:17:41,382 Would�a�Nazi�ride a�Yamaha�scooter? 394 00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:42,946 A�pansy�Nazi?�Sure. 395 00:17:42,981 --> 00:17:45,086 Would�a�Nazi�have a�Jew�for�a�lawyer? 396 00:17:45,121 --> 00:17:48,321 Could�you�refer�me,�asshole? 'Cause�I'm�gonna�need�one ����in�a�minute. 397 00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:51,755 Would�a�Nazi�own�a�game-worn Tim�Duncan�jersey? 398 00:17:51,789 --> 00:17:54,199 You�sniff�that�shit�before bed�at�night,�cupcake? 399 00:17:54,234 --> 00:17:59,799 Would�a�Nazi's�favorite�snacks include�ramen,�pad�thai,�or�pho? 400 00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,938 It's�pronounced�"pho-e," "Pho-e,"�dummy. 401 00:18:02,198 --> 00:18:03,503 Oh. 402 00:18:03,538 --> 00:18:07,278 All�right,�would�a�Nazi �����get�turned�on�by interracial�gang�bang�porn? 403 00:18:07,312 --> 00:18:08,607 Who�fucking�doesn't? 404 00:18:08,877 --> 00:18:10,747 All�right,�I�think�we�all need�to�chill�out�here. 405 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,346 We're�getting ahead�of�ourselves. 406 00:18:12,606 --> 00:18:13,676 We�are�an�inclusive�movement. 407 00:18:13,711 --> 00:18:16,886 I�think�you�should�join�us. 408 00:18:17,145 --> 00:18:17,815 Is�that�what�we�should�do? 409 00:18:17,850 --> 00:18:18,697 Yes. 410 00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:21,120 Think�about�it,�Sacagawea. 411 00:18:21,155 --> 00:18:24,355 We�share�a�lot. We�have�a�lot�in�common. 412 00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:28,894 We�both�pride�ourselves on�traditional�values, traditional�morals. 413 00:18:28,928 --> 00:18:32,893 We�share�a�very anti-immigration�stance. 414 00:18:33,163 --> 00:18:36,363 You�know,�if�you�think�about�it, we�actually�share�a�lot of�common�ground. 415 00:18:36,632 --> 00:18:39,527 Historically, �sharing�ground�hasn't been�your�strong�suit. 416 00:18:39,562 --> 00:18:43,842 If�you�guys�are�here, �����then�who's�jerking�off in�your�mom's�basement? 417 00:18:43,876 --> 00:18:46,771 Somewhere�there's�a ��men's�rights�meeting missing�their�door�greeters. 418 00:18:46,806 --> 00:18:48,911 Yeah,�look. �I�get�it. You're�frustrated. 419 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:52,910 It�must�be�really�exhausting never�paying�taxes ����your�whole�lives. 420 00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:59,319 All�right. Enough�chin-wagging. 421 00:18:59,579 --> 00:19:02,214 Another�hen�cluck, cluck,�clucking�away. 422 00:19:02,248 --> 00:19:05,718 Hey,�no�one�had�a�problem with�this. No�one�had�a�problem until�you's�came�to�town. 423 00:19:05,988 --> 00:19:09,188 That's�it. �The�Hard�Right, coming�to�a�town�near�you. 424 00:19:09,457 --> 00:19:10,527 Yeah,�we�didn't�come�here to�counter-protest. 425 00:19:10,562 --> 00:19:13,162 Ain't�nothing�peaceful gonna�happen�today. 426 00:19:13,196 --> 00:19:14,526 Hey,�we�don't practice�violence. 427 00:19:14,796 --> 00:19:17,736 We�do. We�don't�practice�violence. 428 00:19:18,266 --> 00:19:19,831 But�we�are�prepared�for�it. 429 00:19:19,865 --> 00:19:22,265 All�right. �Let's�go�then. Let's�do�this. 430 00:19:22,805 --> 00:19:24,135 You�and�what�army? 431 00:19:24,405 --> 00:19:25,735 That�one. 432 00:21:00,749 --> 00:21:02,314 Golden�pastures�from�here. 433 00:21:02,349 --> 00:21:03,419 It's�all�I�see. 434 00:21:03,454 --> 00:21:04,771 Nary�a�chem�trail�in�the�sky. 435 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,123 Possibility�of a�gentle�Nor'Wester. 436 00:21:07,158 --> 00:21:09,288 Oh,�three�to�five�clicks by�the�look�of�her. 437 00:21:14,097 --> 00:21:16,227 Well,�times�to�check�in on�the�Letterkenny�Banner. 438 00:21:16,497 --> 00:21:17,567 What's�the�latest? 439 00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,501 Was�that�your�tummy�grumbling or�was�that�you�proper? 440 00:21:20,536 --> 00:21:23,166 That�was�my�tummy. Good�enough. 441 00:21:23,435 --> 00:21:25,575 Well,�it�looks�like�they ���canceled�the�online�polls to�pick�the�new�team�name. 442 00:21:25,835 --> 00:21:27,140 Oh,�is�that�what�they�did? 443 00:21:27,175 --> 00:21:29,045 Yeah,�it�seems�like�the Muff�Riders�was runnings�away�with�it. 444 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,480 Foot�Fuckers�made more�sense�by�far. �I'm�disappointed. 445 00:21:32,514 --> 00:21:33,844 What�are�they going�with�instead? 446 00:21:33,879 --> 00:21:35,444 Rough�Riders. Of�course�they�are. 447 00:21:35,714 --> 00:21:36,749 Playoffs�start�next�week. 448 00:21:36,783 --> 00:21:38,383 Who�they�playing? Runforough�Rough�Riders. 449 00:21:38,653 --> 00:21:39,713 That's�gonna�be a�really�good�game. 450 00:21:39,748 --> 00:21:41,583 Must�be�hard�kicking the�ball�in�the�snow. 451 00:21:41,618 --> 00:21:42,653 My�money's�on�the�Rough�Riders. 452 00:21:42,922 --> 00:21:44,792 You're�crazy. �I�got�the Rough�Riders�by�a�mile. 453 00:21:45,052 --> 00:21:46,087 Care�to�make�it�interesting? 454 00:21:46,122 --> 00:21:47,727 I'll�put�ten�bucks on�the�Rough�Riders. 455 00:21:47,762 --> 00:21:49,322 Make�it�twenty. I'll�take�that. 456 00:21:49,591 --> 00:21:50,896 I'm�in�too. 457 00:21:50,931 --> 00:21:52,756 See,�Wayne,�people�love to�cheer�for�a�rough�rider. 458 00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:55,461 The�world's�going�to�hell in�a�hand�basket,�big�brother. 459 00:21:56,260 --> 00:21:57,565 In�a�what,�Dary? 460 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,270 Brefekst�bakset. Attaboy. 461 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:04,870 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42536

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