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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,703 --> 00:00:02,711 Previously on Let's Get Physical: 2 00:00:02,717 --> 00:00:06,625 That's how we win Dad's money, with unexpected dancers like those two. 3 00:00:06,781 --> 00:00:08,305 Please, Mr. Cross, don't cut me. 4 00:00:08,311 --> 00:00:09,511 Looking for dancers! 5 00:00:09,517 --> 00:00:12,203 I'm going to the Metrix to steal some of Barry's dancers. 6 00:00:12,209 --> 00:00:13,828 I know you're not a Metrix robot. 7 00:00:13,990 --> 00:00:15,543 Why don't you dance for us? 8 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,597 If we don't get this loan, 9 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:22,113 we can't pay our team and they're going to quit. 10 00:00:22,119 --> 00:00:24,718 Well, this has been our family bank since you were in diapers. 11 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:28,610 Just don't say a word, and... don't look so sweaty. 12 00:00:28,616 --> 00:00:29,816 Can't help it. 13 00:00:29,921 --> 00:00:32,028 I get nervous in banks and schools. 14 00:00:32,034 --> 00:00:33,942 So many papers, so many rules. 15 00:00:39,964 --> 00:00:41,779 (LAUGHING) I don't even know where to start. 16 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:45,583 There are small children with more credit history than you. 17 00:00:45,589 --> 00:00:47,482 Have you ever had a checking account, 18 00:00:47,488 --> 00:00:49,324 a salary of any kind, 19 00:00:49,728 --> 00:00:50,928 a phone bill? 20 00:00:50,934 --> 00:00:52,202 I'm a performer. 21 00:00:52,208 --> 00:00:54,961 I live off of tips, and a complex bartering system 22 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:57,659 with my fellow service-industry colleagues. 23 00:00:57,665 --> 00:01:00,165 And I, uh, buy my cellphones at gas stations, 24 00:01:00,171 --> 00:01:03,664 because they have great deals and, uh, sandwiches. 25 00:01:04,458 --> 00:01:06,561 How is my financial standing? 26 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:08,442 It's worse than your son's. 27 00:01:08,448 --> 00:01:12,153 You already have a business loan, and multiple lines of credit 28 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:14,659 that your husband stopped paying off years ago. 29 00:01:16,447 --> 00:01:19,040 I want to see the skeletons in your closet! 30 00:01:19,634 --> 00:01:21,665 Back in the '90s, I, uh... 31 00:01:21,671 --> 00:01:24,142 I tried to start a lingerie line for the military wives. 32 00:01:24,148 --> 00:01:26,339 It was called Classified Secrets, 33 00:01:26,345 --> 00:01:27,917 and these would be the business plans, 34 00:01:27,923 --> 00:01:30,645 and some photos of me that you might not want to see. 35 00:01:30,651 --> 00:01:33,043 Yeah, you can burn that. Just burn it and shred it. 36 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:35,149 Shred it, then burn it. I don't want to see it. 37 00:01:35,155 --> 00:01:36,355 Okay. 38 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,984 I'm only a banker, not a therapist. (LAUGHS) 39 00:01:39,249 --> 00:01:41,488 We can't give you a business loan, 40 00:01:41,655 --> 00:01:44,991 and because you've been overdrawn for months, I'm forced, 41 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:46,622 sorry for that choice of word, 42 00:01:46,702 --> 00:01:48,134 to close your accounts. 43 00:01:48,411 --> 00:01:52,130 But first we'll need to clear out your husband's safety deposit box. 44 00:01:53,003 --> 00:01:54,919 - Uh, excuse me? - I-I didn't realise 45 00:01:54,925 --> 00:01:56,732 that he had a safety deposit box. 46 00:01:56,895 --> 00:01:58,883 The Fitness King has gotta work, yeah! 47 00:01:59,207 --> 00:02:02,660 What's up, Juan? I come bearing samples! 48 00:02:02,666 --> 00:02:06,240 - Who wants cramp bark? It's the shit! - (EXCITED VOICES) 49 00:02:06,246 --> 00:02:09,160 Mr. Cross is here. BRB. 50 00:02:09,445 --> 00:02:10,863 And don't touch anything. 51 00:02:12,830 --> 00:02:17,402 Mm-mmm. Peekaboo. Holy shit, Carol, you are lean and mean! 52 00:02:17,408 --> 00:02:19,100 Here's a free pass to Kettle Bell Hell. 53 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:21,131 - Thank you. - Keep it going, girl! Gopher! 54 00:02:21,603 --> 00:02:24,308 - Dylan, you sonofabitch. - Hey. 55 00:02:24,314 --> 00:02:26,019 - Pushing too many pencils, Dylan? - Argh! 56 00:02:26,025 --> 00:02:28,291 - Okay, okay! (CHUCKLES) - Argh! Hey! 57 00:02:28,297 --> 00:02:32,525 Verrrrronica! Congrats on beating your attendants' record. 58 00:02:32,531 --> 00:02:34,221 You and I are gonna be bumping bits later, huh? 59 00:02:34,227 --> 00:02:35,643 - Mr. Cross! - Naughty girl. 60 00:02:35,649 --> 00:02:37,963 I just gave you 20 Met coins for the juice bar. 61 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,035 Do you smell stewed tomatoes? 62 00:02:40,344 --> 00:02:43,035 Smells like ketchup and desperation. Ah! 63 00:02:43,041 --> 00:02:44,558 Is that Puffy Joe Force? 64 00:02:44,722 --> 00:02:46,746 You know they don't have Coin Star at the bank, right? (LAUGHS) 65 00:02:46,752 --> 00:02:50,537 Actually, uh, the reason we're here 66 00:02:50,543 --> 00:02:53,987 is because my dad left us something very important 67 00:02:54,126 --> 00:02:56,462 in a safe deposit box. 68 00:02:56,929 --> 00:02:58,584 (WHISPERS) We're gonna go get that now. 69 00:02:58,585 --> 00:03:01,585 (JAUNTY MUSIC) 70 00:03:05,134 --> 00:03:06,556 What's in the box? 71 00:03:14,814 --> 00:03:17,239 The beginning... of what? 72 00:03:18,027 --> 00:03:19,933 - What is this? - Film. 73 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,012 Janet, Joe, what's in the box? 74 00:03:26,308 --> 00:03:28,044 Hi. Seriously, what's in the box? 75 00:03:28,050 --> 00:03:30,115 - Don't worry about it, Barry. - Oh, come on, give me a little peeky-boo. 76 00:03:30,121 --> 00:03:31,327 Uh-uh-uh, what is it? 77 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:33,343 Um, you know what? I'll tell you how to shed your chin fat. 78 00:03:33,349 --> 00:03:34,601 Is it, uh, fitness memorabilia? 79 00:03:34,607 --> 00:03:36,437 Jane Fonda's leg-warmers? What is it? Show me. 80 00:03:36,443 --> 00:03:38,883 Barry, darling, these are priceless family artifacts, 81 00:03:38,889 --> 00:03:40,386 and none of your business, so... 82 00:03:40,392 --> 00:03:42,928 if you don't mind, would you kindly put your fist in your mouth 83 00:03:42,934 --> 00:03:44,145 and run into a wall? 84 00:03:44,151 --> 00:03:47,014 Good one, J-Rock. Yeah, go fist your mouth. 85 00:03:48,692 --> 00:03:50,178 What's in the box? 86 00:03:50,184 --> 00:03:52,581 Come on! Start the car! Start the car! Start the car! 87 00:03:52,587 --> 00:03:55,299 Come on, what's in the box?! Show me what's in the box! 88 00:03:55,305 --> 00:03:57,588 Show me what's in the box! Show me!! 89 00:03:57,594 --> 00:03:59,179 Ah!! 90 00:03:59,185 --> 00:04:03,701 - ? Let's get physical, physical ? - Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com - 91 00:04:03,707 --> 00:04:06,580 - (ROCK MUSIC) - _ 92 00:04:06,586 --> 00:04:08,620 _ 93 00:04:08,626 --> 00:04:10,853 Welcome to your first staff meeting. 94 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:14,364 Now, if anyone speaks, I have given her permission to hurt you. 95 00:04:14,370 --> 00:04:17,379 Wait a second. You have a scrappy street kid, an ex-con, 96 00:04:17,385 --> 00:04:20,864 and a big, beautiful warrior, and for the enforcer, you pick the girl? 97 00:04:20,870 --> 00:04:22,070 Ah! 98 00:04:22,176 --> 00:04:23,395 Okay, I see your point. 99 00:04:23,401 --> 00:04:25,851 Every day at 9 a.m. there will be team practice. 100 00:04:25,857 --> 00:04:28,482 No absences, no excuses. 101 00:04:28,662 --> 00:04:30,890 Regionals are only two weeks away, 102 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,655 and we need to perfect our routine. 103 00:04:32,661 --> 00:04:35,326 Once we place in regionals, 104 00:04:35,388 --> 00:04:37,289 we will go on to the aerobics finals. 105 00:04:37,295 --> 00:04:39,209 Then we will only have one month in which to prepare 106 00:04:39,215 --> 00:04:41,584 all-new routines. Am I understood? 107 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:43,664 (COUGHING) Hell yeah. 108 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:45,822 Um, I'm gonna need every Tuesday off. 109 00:04:45,828 --> 00:04:47,939 Got this regular paying Craigslist gig. 110 00:04:47,945 --> 00:04:50,558 Guy pays me a cool hundo every week. 111 00:04:51,727 --> 00:04:54,469 What? Nah, it ain't like that. He just gets me to 112 00:04:54,475 --> 00:04:56,570 dress up in a Little League uniform and... 113 00:04:56,811 --> 00:04:58,398 play catch with him in the park. 114 00:04:58,404 --> 00:05:00,696 - Oh, my God. - Well, I need money, okay? 115 00:05:00,702 --> 00:05:02,305 Janet's up here talking about routines. 116 00:05:02,311 --> 00:05:03,899 We haven't even gotten a paycheck yet. 117 00:05:03,905 --> 00:05:06,008 Confiscate his drug paraphernalia. 118 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,198 No, no, no, no. That's my ice-cream cake vape. 119 00:05:08,204 --> 00:05:10,277 I need that so I don't smoke weed up in here. 120 00:05:10,283 --> 00:05:12,119 Fine! I don't even want it. 121 00:05:12,404 --> 00:05:14,770 Just go back to eating gummy-bear edibles. 122 00:05:14,776 --> 00:05:17,945 - That's all I can afford. - Okay, everybody, let's just calm down. 123 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:20,649 The Colonel has left us a little gift 124 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:22,476 that's probably worth something. 125 00:05:22,482 --> 00:05:26,448 All we gotta do is figure out what's on these and... No. 126 00:05:26,454 --> 00:05:28,915 And then find out a way to sell them... Uh-uh. 127 00:05:28,921 --> 00:05:31,067 And then we all get paid. 128 00:05:31,073 --> 00:05:33,054 Don't let those little darlings 129 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:35,715 get dirty whilst you examine them. 130 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:37,940 Just... 131 00:05:40,043 --> 00:05:43,043 (PULSATING MUSIC) 132 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,059 Oh. Barry, why aren't you practicing with your team? 133 00:05:46,065 --> 00:05:49,170 (MUMBLING) 134 00:05:49,176 --> 00:05:50,689 Barry, what the hell's going on? 135 00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:51,895 _ 136 00:05:53,192 --> 00:05:55,969 - What's in the box? - (QUIETLY) Oh, my God... 137 00:05:55,975 --> 00:05:57,501 Uh, what box? 138 00:05:57,507 --> 00:06:00,509 The Colonel left Joe a safety deposit box. What's in it? 139 00:06:00,515 --> 00:06:02,217 Never-before-seen aerobics moves? 140 00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:04,257 Training techniques they can use to defeat us? 141 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:05,723 (EXHALING SLOWLY) 142 00:06:05,729 --> 00:06:07,361 Woosa... 143 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,970 give me that. 144 00:06:09,966 --> 00:06:13,177 Do you remember your rivalry with Billy Blanks? 145 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:17,839 Yes, yes. I created Wooey Cross to outsell his stupid Tae Bo DVDs. 146 00:06:18,089 --> 00:06:20,996 I moved to Thailand to train with a kickboxing master. 147 00:06:21,002 --> 00:06:24,364 Who ended up being a crazy old man who got you hooked on betel nut 148 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:26,200 and made you clean his shack for six months. 149 00:06:26,206 --> 00:06:27,965 Do you remember what happened then? 150 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,358 I drifted from shanty town to shanty town, 151 00:06:30,364 --> 00:06:32,080 stowed away on a pirate vessel. 152 00:06:33,386 --> 00:06:34,960 I did things I'm not proud of. 153 00:06:35,059 --> 00:06:38,051 Survived on papaya rinds and rainwater. 154 00:06:38,057 --> 00:06:39,570 Do you remember what happened then? 155 00:06:40,148 --> 00:06:42,536 You rented a helicopter and rescued me. 156 00:06:42,542 --> 00:06:45,359 You have hyper-competitive personality disorder. 157 00:06:45,365 --> 00:06:48,972 It's my job to protect you from yourself. 158 00:06:49,563 --> 00:06:51,484 Brush your teeth, go find your team, 159 00:06:51,490 --> 00:06:53,276 and I will head over to Fitness by Force. 160 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:55,585 No! I've got a better idea. 161 00:06:55,591 --> 00:06:57,287 I'll find my team, then brush my teeth. 162 00:06:57,293 --> 00:06:59,060 You head over to Fitness By Force. 163 00:06:59,066 --> 00:07:01,066 Together, we're invincible! 164 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:03,145 (ROCK MUSIC) 165 00:07:03,151 --> 00:07:04,351 Okay. 166 00:07:05,455 --> 00:07:06,655 Oh, God. 167 00:07:07,958 --> 00:07:09,381 What are we looking for again? 168 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,771 A projector, so we can watch those reels. 169 00:07:11,777 --> 00:07:13,177 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 170 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,762 Hey, look, I know the Force is our fam and everything now, but... 171 00:07:17,973 --> 00:07:20,455 I don't think we can rely on 'em for a payday. 172 00:07:20,461 --> 00:07:23,182 Facts. Alright, we need to run a side hustle 173 00:07:23,188 --> 00:07:25,476 out the gift shop so we can make some extra chips. 174 00:07:25,482 --> 00:07:26,908 Maybe something like this? 175 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:29,509 Colonel Force's Health and Fitness Inventions. 176 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:31,499 - What do we got here? - Hey, check it out. 177 00:07:31,794 --> 00:07:34,259 ? Give it a jack, it'll kill your plaque. ? 178 00:07:34,265 --> 00:07:37,282 ? It's the shaky, shaky brush. Shaky, shaky, brush, brush. ? 179 00:07:37,288 --> 00:07:39,514 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, like this! 180 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,718 - _ - The Snacks Compactor. 181 00:07:41,724 --> 00:07:43,485 - _ - Oh! (LAUGHING) 182 00:07:43,491 --> 00:07:45,701 I mean it ain't stealing if he's dead, right? 183 00:07:45,810 --> 00:07:47,636 That's how I got my first pager. 184 00:07:47,642 --> 00:07:50,527 Exactly, I should know. I'll make it and you hype it. 185 00:07:51,196 --> 00:07:52,738 50/50. Huh? 186 00:07:52,744 --> 00:07:54,583 (LAUGHTER) 187 00:07:54,589 --> 00:07:56,693 - Ah! - Hey, check it out. It's my dick. 188 00:07:56,699 --> 00:07:58,367 Now I'm humping cavities. 189 00:07:58,373 --> 00:08:03,572 Humping cavities in the butt! Ya! Ya! Take that! Ha-ha. 190 00:08:04,185 --> 00:08:05,583 Put it away. 191 00:08:10,442 --> 00:08:12,116 Is that a bloody gash? 192 00:08:12,122 --> 00:08:14,537 It looks like some kind of surgery. 193 00:08:14,756 --> 00:08:16,670 Was the Colonel a doctor too? 194 00:08:16,676 --> 00:08:17,876 Kind of. 195 00:08:18,076 --> 00:08:20,375 When he was in the military, he spent a decade 196 00:08:20,381 --> 00:08:23,810 doing creepy science experiments on the human body, and then once... 197 00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:26,804 - Holy shit. - What? 198 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:29,337 Oh, I know what this is! 199 00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:33,740 Of course! My dad had this crazy theory. 200 00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:35,904 If you did the right kind of movements, 201 00:08:35,910 --> 00:08:39,725 then it would improve your... like, inner system. 202 00:08:40,014 --> 00:08:41,935 So the reels are...? 203 00:08:41,941 --> 00:08:44,045 The beginning of aerobics! 204 00:08:44,849 --> 00:08:46,559 This could be worth a lot of money. 205 00:08:46,565 --> 00:08:47,765 Yeah! 206 00:08:47,771 --> 00:08:50,656 Aerobics is the cornerstone of the entire fitness industry! 207 00:08:50,662 --> 00:08:53,691 Ah, that's how we sell it. A piece of history. 208 00:08:53,697 --> 00:08:55,369 We should auction it off to the G8. 209 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:56,688 You really think a tomato-juice company's 210 00:08:56,694 --> 00:08:57,961 gonna want to buy this? Come on. 211 00:08:57,967 --> 00:09:01,250 No, dummy, the G8 are the top eight national gym franchises. 212 00:09:01,256 --> 00:09:03,360 - Oh. - Yoo-hoo! 213 00:09:05,191 --> 00:09:06,507 I want to make a deal. 214 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:09,170 You need money for so many reasons, 215 00:09:09,176 --> 00:09:10,856 and I need my husband to stop obsessing 216 00:09:10,862 --> 00:09:14,082 over what's in that box, so it's a win/win. 217 00:09:14,984 --> 00:09:16,399 - Um... - Well, Claudia, 218 00:09:16,405 --> 00:09:18,346 if you'd like to purchase these items, 219 00:09:18,352 --> 00:09:21,612 then you can bid on them at our auction with the G8. 220 00:09:21,618 --> 00:09:23,918 - Wait, what if we sell right now? - No. Shut up. 221 00:09:23,924 --> 00:09:25,159 Okay. 222 00:09:25,161 --> 00:09:27,340 This is bigger than the Metrix. 223 00:09:27,346 --> 00:09:30,867 Joe, just take the offer. You don't want to play hardball with me. 224 00:09:30,873 --> 00:09:34,748 Hardball, Foosball, platform diving, name it. 225 00:09:34,754 --> 00:09:36,554 I'll take you and your husband down. 226 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,750 Okay, um, breathing room. 227 00:09:38,756 --> 00:09:40,820 You do realize she's highly unstable. 228 00:09:40,826 --> 00:09:42,515 This is between you two right now. 229 00:09:42,521 --> 00:09:45,296 Well, you can keep your pet. We have plenty of them at our gym. 230 00:09:45,302 --> 00:09:46,977 I guess we'll see you at the auction. 231 00:09:46,983 --> 00:09:49,039 (WHISPERED) Really happy we fired you. 232 00:09:51,926 --> 00:09:53,333 Guess we're having an auction. 233 00:09:53,339 --> 00:09:55,457 (ROCK MUSIC) 234 00:09:55,463 --> 00:09:57,724 - (FUNKY JAZZY MUSIC) - _ 235 00:09:58,934 --> 00:10:02,858 Welcome, gym owners, to the Force Fitness special auction. 236 00:10:02,864 --> 00:10:05,794 Our presentation, the Beginning of Aerobics, 237 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,391 will start in one minute. 238 00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:10,133 Mom! Stop! 239 00:10:10,139 --> 00:10:12,205 Not in front of the other gym owners. 240 00:10:12,597 --> 00:10:16,511 I can't believe it, but I think I'm actually proud of you. 241 00:10:17,092 --> 00:10:18,297 - Aw... - No. 242 00:10:18,303 --> 00:10:20,811 Heh-heh. (GROANING) Yeah. Enough, enough. 243 00:10:21,155 --> 00:10:22,882 You're sweating on my perfume. 244 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:26,204 So, uh, break a leg today, darling. 245 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:29,543 Uh, the theatrical break, not the drunken stage-fall break. 246 00:10:29,894 --> 00:10:31,402 Stop! 247 00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:34,357 Alright, baby, time for the grand opening. 248 00:10:34,363 --> 00:10:36,224 - Snacks! - Yeah, baby, come on. 249 00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:38,207 Alright, hocus-pocus, come on now. 250 00:10:38,473 --> 00:10:40,873 (BEEPING AND WHIRRING) 251 00:10:40,879 --> 00:10:43,320 - Come on the money. Ah-ha-ah - Snack, snack, snack, snack, snack, snack! 252 00:10:43,326 --> 00:10:45,890 Everybody! Ooh! 253 00:10:48,302 --> 00:10:49,502 Bros. 254 00:10:49,508 --> 00:10:52,503 We call it the Snacks Compactor. 255 00:10:52,509 --> 00:10:54,118 - Yeah. - Featuring Clarence. 256 00:10:54,672 --> 00:10:57,376 Bros, you all gotta try this! Mm! 257 00:10:57,483 --> 00:10:58,768 (LAUGHTER) 258 00:10:58,774 --> 00:11:01,682 ? Somebody say make money, money, make money, money, money! ? 259 00:11:01,688 --> 00:11:04,164 ? Make money, money, money! Make money, money! ? 260 00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:06,761 Come on, let's have you. Can I get you a Snacks bar? 261 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,273 - We have vanilla... - Attention, gym owners. 262 00:11:09,279 --> 00:11:13,821 Please take your seats for a special presentation of our auction items. 263 00:11:13,827 --> 00:11:16,142 The Beginning of Aerobics. 264 00:11:16,148 --> 00:11:18,038 We have better set design on our sex tapes. 265 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:21,608 In the beginning, there were smokers and fatties. 266 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:24,088 Then one man changed everything, 267 00:11:24,094 --> 00:11:27,789 and that man was Colonel Tom Force. 268 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,710 Before Joe's dad became a fitness guru, 269 00:11:30,716 --> 00:11:34,404 he spent over a decade doing all these fancy science experiments 270 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:37,208 on astronaut lungs and military hearts. 271 00:11:37,214 --> 00:11:39,809 It's like a community-theater production in a halfway house. 272 00:11:39,815 --> 00:11:42,636 And even though the Colonel's workouts were backed by research, 273 00:11:42,642 --> 00:11:43,986 U.S. soldiers didn't like 'em, 274 00:11:43,992 --> 00:11:45,976 because they said they were too feminine. 275 00:11:46,788 --> 00:11:48,220 Oh, hell no. 276 00:11:48,476 --> 00:11:50,172 But my father did not give up. 277 00:11:50,178 --> 00:11:53,398 Instead, he turned his focus on the American public. 278 00:11:53,404 --> 00:11:57,402 He used his research to create and publish his first book, 279 00:11:57,408 --> 00:11:59,484 Aerobics with Force. 280 00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:03,578 And along came a graduate dance student named Jackie Sorenson. 281 00:12:03,584 --> 00:12:04,784 Tina looks too happy. 282 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:08,164 Have our members flood her social media with unflattering emojis. 283 00:12:08,170 --> 00:12:09,984 She read the Colonel's book, 284 00:12:10,373 --> 00:12:14,343 combined his exercises with her love of music, 285 00:12:14,349 --> 00:12:17,028 and aerobics as we know it was born. 286 00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:20,034 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 287 00:12:21,935 --> 00:12:24,015 Under the guidance of the Colonel, 288 00:12:24,021 --> 00:12:26,555 Jackie taught aerobics to the military wives, 289 00:12:26,561 --> 00:12:28,125 and they freaking loved it. 290 00:12:28,131 --> 00:12:30,227 And so aerobics fever spread 291 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:33,240 from the military bases to the community centers. 292 00:12:33,246 --> 00:12:36,113 Then a woman named Jane Fonda 293 00:12:36,119 --> 00:12:39,728 built an all-female aerobics gym in Los Angeles. 294 00:12:39,734 --> 00:12:42,307 She was approached by a producer, 295 00:12:42,509 --> 00:12:46,597 and together they created the first home-fitness video, 296 00:12:46,603 --> 00:12:49,394 and a billion-dollar industry was born. 297 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,764 Looks like the Colonel was forced out of that deal! Ya! 298 00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:55,097 - (LAUGHTER) - Ladies and gentlemen of the G8, 299 00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:57,206 today you have a chance to buy a piece of history 300 00:12:57,212 --> 00:12:59,335 never before seen by the public. 301 00:12:59,341 --> 00:13:03,651 I present to you The Beginning of Aerobics! 302 00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,127 (AUDIENCE GASPING AND MURMURING) 303 00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:07,639 The footage that launched a movement, 304 00:13:07,645 --> 00:13:11,692 the research that built an industry. 305 00:13:13,644 --> 00:13:15,348 - Yeah! - (APPLAUSE) Yeah! 306 00:13:15,354 --> 00:13:17,068 - Alright! - Whoo! 307 00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:22,415 The bidding will commence momentarily. 308 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,610 Oh... 309 00:13:26,616 --> 00:13:29,041 - Oh! Mm! - Mm. Thanks. 310 00:13:29,047 --> 00:13:30,331 (SIGHING) 311 00:13:30,337 --> 00:13:31,626 Hey, you can't be back here. 312 00:13:31,632 --> 00:13:33,233 Oh, mm, well, here we are. 313 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,208 I'm impressed, GI-Joe. 314 00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:38,341 You managed to bring all the top gym chains under one roof. 315 00:13:38,347 --> 00:13:39,643 Wouldn't it be a shame if these 316 00:13:39,649 --> 00:13:41,795 powerful franchises found out that your father 317 00:13:41,801 --> 00:13:45,090 put up $8 million to the winning gym of this year's aerobics finals? 318 00:13:45,096 --> 00:13:47,888 Honey, what do you suppose they would do if they found out? 319 00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,956 I think they'd probably create super teams 320 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,114 with their top members and then crush you. 321 00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:54,490 That's what I would do. That's what we're doing. 322 00:13:54,496 --> 00:13:56,583 Yeah, but if there's more people in the competition, 323 00:13:56,589 --> 00:13:58,503 then it's harder for you to win our money. 324 00:13:58,509 --> 00:13:59,709 I'll tell you what. 325 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,970 I'll give you a dollar for what's in the box, 326 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,798 or I will blow your $8-million secret. 327 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,570 (CACKLING) 328 00:14:08,576 --> 00:14:10,395 Looks like you've been blowing squid. 329 00:14:10,401 --> 00:14:12,304 (CLAUDIA LAUGHING) 330 00:14:15,948 --> 00:14:17,148 Excuse me! 331 00:14:17,636 --> 00:14:20,568 - I have some big news to share. - Uh, sold! 332 00:14:20,868 --> 00:14:23,688 - To the Metrix for an undisclosed amount. - (EXCLAMATIONS) 333 00:14:23,694 --> 00:14:25,102 - What?! - No, it was one dollar. 334 00:14:25,108 --> 00:14:27,602 - Ha! Suck it, G8! - One dollar?! 335 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,399 - This is bullshit! - But wait...! 336 00:14:30,405 --> 00:14:32,797 - That is so unethical! - (GENERAL DISSENT) 337 00:14:35,713 --> 00:14:37,716 Good luck explaining this one. 338 00:14:43,701 --> 00:14:49,093 You sold all of our hard work and your dad's legacy for one dollar? 339 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:53,078 Guys, being a business owner is very complicated. 340 00:14:53,084 --> 00:14:55,491 There are a lot of moving parts. Back me up on this, Mom. 341 00:14:55,993 --> 00:14:59,815 No? Okay, fine. You want to know the real truth? 342 00:14:59,821 --> 00:15:02,049 - When my dad died, he also left us... - A huge mess, 343 00:15:02,055 --> 00:15:04,722 and we're dealing with it privately. No, the reason... 344 00:15:05,214 --> 00:15:07,153 that we only fetched a dollar 345 00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:10,651 for the footage is that one of you had an assault charge. 346 00:15:11,604 --> 00:15:13,618 Oh, dear, you're all delinquents. 347 00:15:13,935 --> 00:15:15,841 Well, this time, it would be you, Tina. 348 00:15:16,427 --> 00:15:18,856 She choked Barry, and he was gonna throw the book at her, 349 00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:20,435 so we had to sell to him 350 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:24,095 otherwise, she would've been disqualified or even arrested. 351 00:15:24,101 --> 00:15:26,804 I'm so sorry, everyone, for letting you down. It 352 00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:30,698 just felt so good to watch the air leave Barry's body. 353 00:15:30,704 --> 00:15:34,376 Well, you're with Fitness by Force now, and we take care of our own. 354 00:15:34,565 --> 00:15:37,784 But, of course, the bad news is, we-we can't pay you just yet. 355 00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:40,790 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 356 00:15:46,415 --> 00:15:47,760 Oh, my man. 357 00:15:50,424 --> 00:15:52,933 It is upsetting how easily you can lie, Mom. 358 00:15:52,939 --> 00:15:54,535 They deserve to know the truth. 359 00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:58,350 Do you really think I'm going to let you give away my money? 360 00:15:58,356 --> 00:16:01,053 If it were your money, you'd have it right now. 361 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,051 Can I borrow 20 bucks for gas? 362 00:16:07,043 --> 00:16:08,574 (UP-TEMPO MUSIC) 363 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:09,951 Honey, sit down. 364 00:16:09,957 --> 00:16:11,746 It took an entire day 365 00:16:11,752 --> 00:16:14,479 to find someone who can convert these files to video. 366 00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:17,537 $5000 later... 367 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,350 Money is no object, my queen. 368 00:16:19,356 --> 00:16:21,075 This could be a game-changer for the Metrix. 369 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,538 We could create super-humans for the NFL, 370 00:16:23,544 --> 00:16:25,671 the military, Dancing With the Stars! 371 00:16:25,677 --> 00:16:29,052 Here we are, the beginning of a new era. 372 00:16:29,058 --> 00:16:31,481 This is the game-changer. 373 00:16:31,487 --> 00:16:34,487 Maybe the Colonel was creating super-athlete mutants. 374 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,792 He's like the original Professor Xavier. 375 00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:38,614 - Okay, Janet... - (JANET SCREAMING) 376 00:16:38,805 --> 00:16:40,005 That's... that's the mother. 377 00:16:40,011 --> 00:16:42,494 Eyes on target, deep breath. 378 00:16:42,599 --> 00:16:45,294 Our son is almost here. 379 00:16:45,574 --> 00:16:48,799 - No, no! No! No! - Oh! Okay. 380 00:16:48,805 --> 00:16:50,584 - Deliver the payload. - I hate you! 381 00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:52,310 - Oh, t-t-turn it off! - (BABY CRYING) 382 00:16:52,316 --> 00:16:54,006 These files cost a lot of money to convert. 383 00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:55,607 You know, Sloppy Joe is gonna pay for this! 384 00:16:55,613 --> 00:17:00,271 I will go, because I want you to stay out of jail. 385 00:17:01,364 --> 00:17:02,569 What am I supposed to do? 386 00:17:03,176 --> 00:17:04,468 Keep bouncing. 387 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,901 _ 388 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:11,965 Everything you touch falls apart, literally. 389 00:17:11,971 --> 00:17:13,964 You're like a contagious virus. 390 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,763 The airborne patient zero of cluster[BLEEP]s. 391 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,785 Yeah, but how do I turn that skill into money? 392 00:17:20,531 --> 00:17:22,667 The footage of your birth. 393 00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:24,841 _ 394 00:17:25,163 --> 00:17:26,670 - The beginning. - Mmm. 395 00:17:26,676 --> 00:17:29,848 Oh, the beginning of my life! Right. 396 00:17:30,651 --> 00:17:32,996 Oh, that means... Ah... 397 00:17:33,266 --> 00:17:35,950 You saw my mom's vagina. Oh! 398 00:17:36,815 --> 00:17:38,052 Ah, it's been a week. 399 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,258 (LAUGHING) 400 00:17:39,264 --> 00:17:42,838 These are the video files we had converted for $5000. 401 00:17:43,525 --> 00:17:44,931 We're gonna need to be paid back. 402 00:17:44,937 --> 00:17:47,344 I have one dollar to my name, and you know where that came from. 403 00:17:49,053 --> 00:17:50,385 Hand it over. 404 00:17:50,585 --> 00:17:51,785 Okay. 405 00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:53,588 Cha-ching. 406 00:17:53,766 --> 00:17:56,204 Nice doing business with you, Mr. Force. 407 00:17:56,912 --> 00:17:58,112 (SIGHS) 408 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,031 Business. 409 00:18:00,392 --> 00:18:02,852 Oh, holy shit. Hey, Claudia? 410 00:18:03,064 --> 00:18:05,188 Wait, wait, wait! Claudia! I have an idea. 411 00:18:05,194 --> 00:18:06,579 Oh, I already don't like it. 412 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,549 If the Metrix wins the aerobics finals, 413 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,292 - then you win $8 million. - Correct. 414 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,155 But if I win, you get nothing. 415 00:18:12,161 --> 00:18:15,077 - Also correct, but highly improbable. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. 416 00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:17,005 What if I could guarantee 417 00:18:17,503 --> 00:18:20,378 that you walk away with $4 million, no matter what? 418 00:18:21,117 --> 00:18:22,317 You and me. 419 00:18:22,323 --> 00:18:23,732 Business partners. 420 00:18:23,876 --> 00:18:26,490 I will sell you half of Fitness by Force for... 421 00:18:26,685 --> 00:18:28,170 50 grand. 422 00:18:30,262 --> 00:18:31,550 Why would I do that? 423 00:18:31,556 --> 00:18:33,171 Because you can't pass up a good deal. 424 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,385 Four million on 50 grand. 425 00:18:35,475 --> 00:18:38,182 That's like... hedging your bets. 426 00:18:40,342 --> 00:18:42,177 And a live audience does have a soft spot 427 00:18:42,183 --> 00:18:43,977 for a loveable underdog loser. 428 00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:45,392 (GROANS) 429 00:18:45,398 --> 00:18:47,204 But as much as I'd like to take advantage of you... 430 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,900 - Please do. Anytime. - financially... it's not gonna happen. 431 00:18:49,906 --> 00:18:51,283 - Just let me know. Seriously, whenever. - Not, physically, 432 00:18:51,289 --> 00:18:53,706 - that won't happen. Please stop. - Okay. Just let me know. 433 00:18:53,889 --> 00:18:55,133 You're right. 434 00:18:55,588 --> 00:18:58,510 That's a calculated risk the Metrix could definitely take. 435 00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:01,400 Oh, whoa, no. Not the Metrix, just you. 436 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:03,944 This is a secret deal between you and I. 437 00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:07,138 Well, the Metrix, Barry and I are a unit. 438 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,597 For now. 439 00:19:09,385 --> 00:19:11,065 Oh, I see what this is. No. 440 00:19:11,071 --> 00:19:13,559 No, Claudia. Barry is unraveling. 441 00:19:13,565 --> 00:19:15,379 You will lose. 442 00:19:15,385 --> 00:19:17,161 If you help me out right now, 443 00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:20,069 I swear I will never tell another soul. 444 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,848 And then you won't be responsible 445 00:19:21,854 --> 00:19:25,833 for my sad, slow, eventual death at a Mexican-Irish dive bar. 446 00:19:25,839 --> 00:19:28,956 Stop that. I already hate the part of me that feels bad for you. 447 00:19:29,473 --> 00:19:33,006 If you help me out right now, I promise I will leave you alone for... 448 00:19:33,012 --> 00:19:34,212 a while. 449 00:19:34,218 --> 00:19:37,182 (UP-TEMPO MUSIC) 450 00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:39,582 - Okay, Janet. - (JANET SCREAMING) 451 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,084 - Deep breath. Our son... - (JANET SCREAMING) 452 00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:45,576 ? Oh, I got the checks, I got the checks ? 453 00:19:45,582 --> 00:19:48,719 ? I got the checks. Yeah! ? 454 00:19:48,725 --> 00:19:50,180 ? I got the checks! ? 455 00:19:50,186 --> 00:19:52,410 Are you gonna tell us how you got this money? 456 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,017 Come on, we're Fitness by Force. 457 00:19:54,023 --> 00:19:55,787 We take care of our own, huh? 458 00:19:55,793 --> 00:19:57,421 Alright, let's go practice. 459 00:19:57,427 --> 00:20:00,126 I gotta admit, Joe, I really didn't think you'd come through on this. 460 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,497 - Oh, thank you. - Speaking of coming through, 461 00:20:02,503 --> 00:20:05,300 my man, your birth was... something to behold. 462 00:20:05,306 --> 00:20:07,432 We're not gonna speak of that again, okay? 463 00:20:07,814 --> 00:20:11,011 - Let's practice. - Yeah. Let's do it to it. 464 00:20:14,111 --> 00:20:18,366 Ice-cream cake vape, where are you at, baby? Huh? 465 00:20:18,829 --> 00:20:21,033 Vape pen, vape pen. 466 00:20:21,039 --> 00:20:23,452 Ah, boomshalaka, there you are. 467 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:26,314 Alright, Joseph, you sit right there. 468 00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:28,126 Are you ready, son? 469 00:20:28,219 --> 00:20:31,410 This is a never-before-seen aerobics move 470 00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:33,153 that I want to share with you. 471 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:37,819 I call it the F16 Tomcat. 472 00:20:37,825 --> 00:20:41,712 Someday it will be all yours. 473 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:47,624 (BREATHING AND GRUNTING) 474 00:20:47,904 --> 00:20:50,006 That shit's for real. 475 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,231 And that's how it's done, my boy. 476 00:20:54,158 --> 00:20:57,559 Guys!! Come back now!! 477 00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:00,957 On the next Let's Get Physical: 478 00:21:00,963 --> 00:21:04,147 Dr. Arnold, he's the first and last name in aerobics attire. 479 00:21:04,153 --> 00:21:05,529 He invented Lycra. 480 00:21:05,535 --> 00:21:09,575 This feels like a very unnecessary step in the whole process. 481 00:21:09,581 --> 00:21:11,962 Which one of us is the doctor who invented Lycra? 482 00:21:11,968 --> 00:21:13,576 - You... - (POWER SHUTTING DOWN) 483 00:21:14,391 --> 00:21:16,597 - Goddammit. - Hello, Mr. Cross. 484 00:21:16,603 --> 00:21:18,205 Shall we play a game? 485 00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:23,211 Sync & corrections by PetaG - www.addic7ed.com - 486 00:21:23,261 --> 00:21:27,811 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37353

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