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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,942 --> 00:00:04,543 I don't know what you're so worried about. 2 00:00:04,611 --> 00:00:07,012 It's just a va... vacation. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,282 Never just a vacation with my parents. 4 00:00:10,350 --> 00:00:11,850 - So we're finally gonna meet gunta. - [Knock on door] 5 00:00:11,918 --> 00:00:13,318 You can't say it in front of her, Billy. You promised. 6 00:00:13,386 --> 00:00:14,786 Come on. It can't be that bad. 7 00:00:14,854 --> 00:00:17,522 You have no idea. 8 00:00:18,791 --> 00:00:21,059 [Laughing] Hey, mate! How are you? 9 00:00:21,127 --> 00:00:22,394 - Hey, dad. - Good to see you. 10 00:00:22,462 --> 00:00:24,162 Hey. You must be Billy. 11 00:00:24,230 --> 00:00:26,365 - No. I'm Steve. - Ah. Steve. 12 00:00:26,432 --> 00:00:27,466 This is... This is Billy over here. 13 00:00:27,533 --> 00:00:29,468 Hey, Billy! How are you, mate? 14 00:00:29,535 --> 00:00:30,836 - Hi. - And I'm Walter. 15 00:00:30,903 --> 00:00:31,970 Oh. Hi, Walter. 16 00:00:32,038 --> 00:00:33,138 Welcome to America. How are you? 17 00:00:33,206 --> 00:00:34,906 - Thanks, mate. - Where's mum? 18 00:00:34,974 --> 00:00:36,508 Oh, she's coming up the... 19 00:00:36,576 --> 00:00:38,143 You told me there weren't gonna be any stairs! 20 00:00:38,211 --> 00:00:39,311 I told you to go around the back. 21 00:00:39,379 --> 00:00:40,746 There's no stairs around the back! 22 00:00:40,813 --> 00:00:41,880 Go around the back! 23 00:00:41,948 --> 00:00:44,883 I'm already two steps up! 24 00:00:44,951 --> 00:00:46,718 Hey, mum. Can I help you there? 25 00:00:46,786 --> 00:00:48,520 - It's too late for that now! - Okay. 26 00:00:48,588 --> 00:00:50,289 Don't worry. [Breathing heavily] 27 00:00:50,356 --> 00:00:51,790 I'll make it. 28 00:00:51,858 --> 00:00:52,958 That's my mum. 29 00:00:53,026 --> 00:00:55,160 [Sighs] 30 00:00:55,228 --> 00:00:58,497 Oh. Hello, everyone. 31 00:00:58,564 --> 00:00:59,664 Billy and Steve: Hi, Mrs. Jefferies. 32 00:00:59,666 --> 00:01:03,535 So... this is how you live. 33 00:01:03,603 --> 00:01:05,570 Obviously you won't be staying in here, mum. 34 00:01:05,638 --> 00:01:07,306 I've set my room up for you and dad. 35 00:01:07,373 --> 00:01:11,510 I won't need to be staying in your vile sex den. 36 00:01:11,577 --> 00:01:13,278 I can't stay long. 37 00:01:13,346 --> 00:01:16,682 I have deep vein thrombosis. 38 00:01:16,749 --> 00:01:18,517 I got it on the flight, 39 00:01:18,584 --> 00:01:22,020 so I'll need to be rushed off to hospital before I die. 40 00:01:22,088 --> 00:01:23,388 Mum, you're not dying. 41 00:01:23,456 --> 00:01:25,757 Deep vein thrombosis? 42 00:01:25,825 --> 00:01:28,093 Oh, she gets it all the time. 43 00:01:28,161 --> 00:01:29,561 Is this some type of cheese? 44 00:01:29,629 --> 00:01:31,063 - [Sirens wailing in distance] - What's going on? 45 00:01:31,130 --> 00:01:33,598 I have already told you! 46 00:01:33,666 --> 00:01:35,500 Do you not listen, boy? 47 00:01:35,568 --> 00:01:39,171 I have got deep vein thrombosis! 48 00:01:39,238 --> 00:01:40,772 Sorry, mum. 49 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,541 - What is deep vein thrombosis? - [Siren stop] 50 00:01:42,608 --> 00:01:44,443 The blood clot she gets in the leg 51 00:01:44,510 --> 00:01:46,411 from sitting around doing nothing all the time. 52 00:01:46,479 --> 00:01:48,013 - You get that, Billy? - [Knock on door] 53 00:01:48,081 --> 00:01:49,681 Um, I don't know. 54 00:01:49,749 --> 00:01:51,550 Hi. 55 00:01:51,617 --> 00:01:53,218 Hello. 56 00:01:53,286 --> 00:01:55,787 Jim: Uh, guys? Um... 57 00:01:55,855 --> 00:01:57,255 Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo! 58 00:01:57,323 --> 00:01:58,724 No, no. Over here. 59 00:01:58,791 --> 00:02:00,692 Yoo-hoo. Over here. 60 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,694 [Laughs] 61 00:02:02,762 --> 00:02:04,096 Whoo! 62 00:02:04,163 --> 00:02:06,531 [Velcro opening] 63 00:02:06,599 --> 00:02:08,266 [Sighs] 64 00:02:09,235 --> 00:02:11,803 [Weakly] Jack, call the boys. 65 00:02:11,871 --> 00:02:13,572 Mum, we'll meet you at the hospital, okay? 66 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:15,473 Oh. Bye-bye, darling. 67 00:02:16,709 --> 00:02:18,110 Oh. I'm sorry, Jack. 68 00:02:18,177 --> 00:02:20,278 I hope this doesn't ruin your vacation. 69 00:02:20,346 --> 00:02:23,749 Ruin? My vacation has just begun. 70 00:02:23,816 --> 00:02:25,917 [Siren wailing] 71 00:02:25,985 --> 00:02:27,619 Wow. 72 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:34,535 Jesus. Is your mom gonna be okay? 73 00:02:34,602 --> 00:02:35,569 Yeah. I don't know. 74 00:02:35,637 --> 00:02:37,671 Well, she's always sick, but... 75 00:02:37,739 --> 00:02:40,474 - I never remember her having deep vein thrombosis. - Yeah, you do. 76 00:02:40,542 --> 00:02:42,843 She had it when we went on that royal Caribbean cruise. 77 00:02:42,911 --> 00:02:45,145 She was in the infirmary for four days. 78 00:02:45,213 --> 00:02:48,649 I won that sexiest-man t-shirt down by the pool. 79 00:02:48,716 --> 00:02:50,584 You won a sexiest-man competition 80 00:02:50,652 --> 00:02:52,019 while your wife was in the hospital? 81 00:02:52,086 --> 00:02:53,820 No. I actually came fourth. 82 00:02:53,888 --> 00:02:56,790 Hey, Jack, your wife... This happen all the time? 83 00:02:56,858 --> 00:02:59,092 Yeah, kind of. 84 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,561 Well, we'd better go visit her. 85 00:03:00,628 --> 00:03:02,696 We don't need to do that. Life's for living. 86 00:03:02,764 --> 00:03:04,131 Dad. She's still living. 87 00:03:04,198 --> 00:03:06,266 If we don't visit her, there'll be hell to pay. 88 00:03:06,334 --> 00:03:08,402 She'll be fine. Let's go have some fun. 89 00:03:08,469 --> 00:03:09,570 And what about the beach down here? 90 00:03:09,637 --> 00:03:11,305 It's full of bikini chicks! 91 00:03:11,372 --> 00:03:13,206 I saw them as I was driving by. 92 00:03:13,274 --> 00:03:14,875 - Dad! - What? 93 00:03:14,943 --> 00:03:16,643 You want to look at girls in bikinis 94 00:03:16,711 --> 00:03:18,211 while your wife's in the hospital? 95 00:03:18,279 --> 00:03:20,414 Yeah. Why not? 96 00:03:20,481 --> 00:03:22,583 Hey. We can go to six flags! 97 00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:24,551 Oh, no. God. Not six flags. 98 00:03:24,619 --> 00:03:26,420 I can't go on the roller coasters. 99 00:03:26,487 --> 00:03:27,754 Because of that, I can't go on roller coasters. 100 00:03:27,822 --> 00:03:29,389 Oh, God, this again. 101 00:03:29,457 --> 00:03:31,592 Go on a roller coaster. Who's stopping you? 102 00:03:31,659 --> 00:03:33,560 - You're stopping me, Billy. - I'm not stopping you from doing anything. 103 00:03:33,628 --> 00:03:35,729 Walter: All right, all right. Stop, the both of you. 104 00:03:35,797 --> 00:03:37,531 Stop it. We're not going to six flags. 105 00:03:37,599 --> 00:03:40,634 I hate those roller coasters myself. 106 00:03:41,869 --> 00:03:42,836 Hm. 107 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:47,774 We could go to the water park. 108 00:03:47,842 --> 00:03:50,010 Okay. I really think we should visit mum. 109 00:03:50,078 --> 00:03:51,612 There's girls in bikinis at the water park. 110 00:03:51,679 --> 00:03:52,980 The water park sounds good. 111 00:03:53,047 --> 00:03:55,782 All right! I'm going to get my suit! 112 00:03:55,850 --> 00:03:56,917 [Sighs] 113 00:03:56,985 --> 00:03:58,619 - Dad. - All right. Look. 114 00:03:58,686 --> 00:04:00,988 Now, I know what you're gonna say... 115 00:04:01,055 --> 00:04:02,489 Let's go visit your mother first, 116 00:04:02,557 --> 00:04:04,124 and then we'll go to the water park. 117 00:04:04,192 --> 00:04:05,859 We're gonna go visit mum first. 118 00:04:05,927 --> 00:04:07,527 Mm-hmm. 119 00:04:09,998 --> 00:04:11,665 All right. I'll go get my swimsuit. 120 00:04:11,733 --> 00:04:13,133 [Chuckles] 121 00:04:13,201 --> 00:04:15,002 - Ah! Good to meet you, Jack. - You too, Walter. 122 00:04:15,069 --> 00:04:17,037 You didn't want to go to that water park, did you? 123 00:04:17,105 --> 00:04:19,906 No, but you got to keep the young fellas happy. 124 00:04:19,974 --> 00:04:22,476 Listen, I found this rag, and it's got a coupon in it... 125 00:04:22,543 --> 00:04:24,878 Do you happen to know the address of this place? 126 00:04:27,749 --> 00:04:29,049 Yeah. Yeah. 127 00:04:29,117 --> 00:04:30,951 I-I know where that place is. Yeah. 128 00:04:31,019 --> 00:04:33,120 Jim: Hello, mum. 129 00:04:33,187 --> 00:04:35,989 [Sighs] Oh, hello, love. 130 00:04:36,057 --> 00:04:37,524 So, you came. 131 00:04:37,592 --> 00:04:38,692 Yeah. 132 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,594 Hello, everyone. 133 00:04:40,662 --> 00:04:42,095 Oh, look at that view! Gee! 134 00:04:42,163 --> 00:04:44,264 You didn't have that on the ship's hospital, did you? 135 00:04:44,332 --> 00:04:46,233 You can see everything there, can't you? 136 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,135 [Sighs] I hadn't noticed. 137 00:04:48,202 --> 00:04:52,739 The nurses here seem very... unfocused. 138 00:04:52,807 --> 00:04:55,909 Oh, Jack. Did you ring the boys? 139 00:04:55,977 --> 00:04:57,477 I still haven't learned how to work 140 00:04:57,545 --> 00:04:58,779 this bloody thing you gave me. 141 00:04:58,846 --> 00:05:00,580 It's too complicated for me. 142 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:02,716 [Woman groans] 143 00:05:02,784 --> 00:05:04,084 Wow. 144 00:05:04,152 --> 00:05:06,386 Oh. [Chuckles] Don't worry about her. 145 00:05:06,454 --> 00:05:09,756 She's just an attention seeker. 146 00:05:09,824 --> 00:05:13,359 Stop seeking attention! 147 00:05:14,362 --> 00:05:15,996 [Sighs, moans] 148 00:05:16,064 --> 00:05:18,098 Well, you're in good hands here, mum. 149 00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:20,434 This hospital... one of the best in the world. 150 00:05:20,501 --> 00:05:21,635 I've died here twice. 151 00:05:21,703 --> 00:05:23,036 Yeah. And he had a black baby here. 152 00:05:23,104 --> 00:05:25,806 You all look very dressed up. 153 00:05:25,873 --> 00:05:27,441 Yeah. We're going to the water park. 154 00:05:27,508 --> 00:05:29,309 Oh! That sounds like a lot of fun. 155 00:05:29,377 --> 00:05:31,645 - Jack: Steve. - [Moans] 156 00:05:31,713 --> 00:05:36,016 I would have loved to have gone to a water park. 157 00:05:36,084 --> 00:05:39,352 Now, come on, mum. You know that's not true, right? 158 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:41,188 Even when we were young and we went to water parks, 159 00:05:41,255 --> 00:05:42,823 you never went on the slides. 160 00:05:42,890 --> 00:05:44,891 Yes, I did. 161 00:05:44,959 --> 00:05:46,827 - Jack: [Laughing] No, you didn't. - Come on. 162 00:05:46,894 --> 00:05:48,795 If you boys have just come here to make fun of me, 163 00:05:48,863 --> 00:05:50,197 you shouldn't have come at all. 164 00:05:50,264 --> 00:05:52,065 [Woman groans] 165 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:54,101 Oh, give it up! 166 00:05:54,168 --> 00:05:56,136 She can hear, you know. 167 00:05:56,204 --> 00:05:58,305 Just acts like she can't. 168 00:05:58,372 --> 00:06:00,173 [Moans] 169 00:06:00,241 --> 00:06:02,209 [Indistinct talking on PA] 170 00:06:02,276 --> 00:06:03,877 Okay! That was a great visit. 171 00:06:03,945 --> 00:06:05,679 - Yeah, it was. - All right. 172 00:06:05,747 --> 00:06:07,114 We're gonna come back every day to see you, mum. 173 00:06:07,181 --> 00:06:08,415 What, is that it, then? 174 00:06:08,483 --> 00:06:09,883 Jim: Well, yeah. It's... 175 00:06:09,951 --> 00:06:11,818 So that's as long as you're going to visit me for? 176 00:06:11,886 --> 00:06:15,455 How... How long were we meant to visit? 177 00:06:15,523 --> 00:06:18,158 Longer than that. 178 00:06:18,226 --> 00:06:20,227 [Monitor beeping] 179 00:06:20,294 --> 00:06:22,329 All right, then. Okay. 180 00:06:22,396 --> 00:06:25,165 - [Woman groans] - Oh, be quiet! 181 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:26,900 I've got visitors! 182 00:06:26,968 --> 00:06:29,002 Mum, she seems pretty sick. 183 00:06:29,804 --> 00:06:32,005 How's your sex addiction? 184 00:06:32,073 --> 00:06:33,473 Do you find that sexual? 185 00:06:33,541 --> 00:06:35,308 No. 186 00:06:36,677 --> 00:06:39,112 - Hello, Mrs. Jefferies. - Mm! 187 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:40,847 - Time for your medication. - Hello. 188 00:06:40,915 --> 00:06:42,215 Ooh! 189 00:06:42,283 --> 00:06:44,050 Ooh, that's a lot of pills, isn't it? 190 00:06:44,118 --> 00:06:47,154 If I take all of those, I'll rattle. 191 00:06:47,221 --> 00:06:48,889 [Laughs] 192 00:06:48,956 --> 00:06:50,590 The doctor's on the floor now. He's here to talk to you. 193 00:06:50,658 --> 00:06:52,058 Doctor? 194 00:06:52,126 --> 00:06:54,127 Or he could come back after your visit. 195 00:06:54,195 --> 00:06:55,595 Both: No, no, no... 196 00:06:55,663 --> 00:06:57,764 My mother's health is of a paramount importance right now. 197 00:06:57,832 --> 00:06:59,166 Isn't it, mum? 198 00:06:59,233 --> 00:07:00,467 - [Moans] - We've got to get her better. 199 00:07:00,535 --> 00:07:02,435 Get that doctor in right now. 200 00:07:02,503 --> 00:07:03,804 - Right now. - All right. We got to get going. 201 00:07:03,871 --> 00:07:05,071 Mum. Get better, mum! 202 00:07:05,139 --> 00:07:06,373 - Walk. Let's go. - But... 203 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,742 - But... - Walk, dad, walk. 204 00:07:08,810 --> 00:07:11,044 Steve and Jim: [Chanting] Water park! 205 00:07:11,112 --> 00:07:12,445 Water park! 206 00:07:12,513 --> 00:07:13,480 - Water park! - Will you two shut up? 207 00:07:13,548 --> 00:07:14,781 You sound like bloody idiots! 208 00:07:14,849 --> 00:07:16,850 [Whispering] Water park. Water park. 209 00:07:16,918 --> 00:07:18,451 Oh, this is gonna suck. 210 00:07:18,519 --> 00:07:20,187 Oh, come on, Billy. You'll have a great time. 211 00:07:20,254 --> 00:07:21,755 You can go in the pool. 212 00:07:21,823 --> 00:07:24,057 Great. It'll be just like physical therapy. 213 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:25,692 Oh, come on, Billy. 214 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,694 There's no girls in bikinis at physical therapy. 215 00:07:27,762 --> 00:07:29,329 I guess. 216 00:07:29,397 --> 00:07:32,032 Hey, uh, Jack, for further notice... 217 00:07:32,099 --> 00:07:34,367 The place you were interested in is just up here, 218 00:07:34,435 --> 00:07:36,436 bang a right, a little bit down the road. 219 00:07:36,504 --> 00:07:37,704 Hey, Jim. 220 00:07:37,772 --> 00:07:39,272 - Turn right here. - Why? 221 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:41,041 Just do as your father tells you. 222 00:07:41,108 --> 00:07:42,475 Right here. Okay. Stop, stop. 223 00:07:42,543 --> 00:07:43,877 Billy: Why? What's happening? 224 00:07:43,945 --> 00:07:45,478 Steve: Oh, I know this place. 225 00:07:45,546 --> 00:07:47,113 You boys wait here for 30 minutes. 226 00:07:47,181 --> 00:07:48,982 Dad, it's a rub-and-tug parlor. 227 00:07:49,050 --> 00:07:50,483 I'm not gonna sit out front here 228 00:07:50,551 --> 00:07:52,185 while you go into a rub-and-tug parlor. 229 00:07:52,253 --> 00:07:54,287 - Why? - Um, I don't know. 230 00:07:54,355 --> 00:07:55,522 Because we're going to the water park... 231 00:07:55,590 --> 00:07:57,691 and you're still married to my mum! 232 00:07:58,492 --> 00:07:59,860 Listen, son. 233 00:07:59,927 --> 00:08:02,295 After what I hear you say on that stage, 234 00:08:02,363 --> 00:08:05,098 you can't let your dad go in here and see a hooker? 235 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:07,000 You've got a lot of growing up to do, mate. 236 00:08:07,068 --> 00:08:10,036 Dad, you're not going in there. We're going to the water park. 237 00:08:10,104 --> 00:08:11,571 Steve: Dad, you promised. 238 00:08:11,639 --> 00:08:13,173 Oh, Stevie boy. Look. 239 00:08:13,241 --> 00:08:14,841 We are going to the water park, son. 240 00:08:14,909 --> 00:08:15,976 Just give us 30 minutes. 241 00:08:16,043 --> 00:08:17,611 Is anyone coming or not? 242 00:08:17,678 --> 00:08:18,712 - No. - No. - Yes. 243 00:08:18,779 --> 00:08:20,847 - I got a coupon. - No! 244 00:08:20,915 --> 00:08:22,249 - Suit yourself. - Oh, well. 245 00:08:22,316 --> 00:08:23,283 All right. I'll come. 246 00:08:23,351 --> 00:08:25,085 There you go, mate. 247 00:08:25,152 --> 00:08:26,620 - Yeah. Suit yourself. - Over here. 248 00:08:26,687 --> 00:08:28,121 I can't believe this. 249 00:08:28,189 --> 00:08:29,522 Tell me about it. 250 00:08:29,590 --> 00:08:31,958 Water park closes in six hours. 251 00:08:32,026 --> 00:08:34,194 No. No. 252 00:08:34,262 --> 00:08:36,563 Our dads are in there being jerked off right now. 253 00:08:36,631 --> 00:08:38,298 I'm trying not to think about it. 254 00:08:38,366 --> 00:08:39,466 It's disturbing. 255 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:41,534 [Exhales deeply] 256 00:08:43,838 --> 00:08:45,572 What should we do? 257 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,174 I'm just gonna sit here. 258 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:01,354 Hey. Everything all right? 259 00:09:01,422 --> 00:09:02,822 Yeah. We'll talk about this later. 260 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:05,958 You two want massages as well? 261 00:09:06,026 --> 00:09:08,628 Yes, but something fast. We have a lot to do today. 262 00:09:08,696 --> 00:09:10,263 Well, you very, very lucky. 263 00:09:10,330 --> 00:09:14,033 I still have two best girl left. 264 00:09:16,437 --> 00:09:18,371 Billy: [Laughs] 265 00:09:18,439 --> 00:09:21,607 You snooze, you lose. 266 00:09:21,675 --> 00:09:22,642 Fine. 267 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:23,843 Go. Go, go, go. 268 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,145 [Down-tempo flute music playing] 269 00:09:29,817 --> 00:09:31,484 Hey, Jimmy. 270 00:09:36,690 --> 00:09:37,924 [Exhales deeply] 271 00:09:39,426 --> 00:09:41,027 Oh, that feels good. [Chuckles] 272 00:09:41,095 --> 00:09:43,629 Oh, you feel very greasy. 273 00:09:43,697 --> 00:09:46,933 Y-yeah. I just put sunblock on. 274 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,402 You seem very tense. 275 00:09:49,470 --> 00:09:50,837 You no like me? 276 00:09:50,904 --> 00:09:52,705 No. You seem very nice. 277 00:09:52,773 --> 00:09:54,674 Then why so tense? 278 00:09:54,742 --> 00:09:56,642 Just relax into it, Jim! 279 00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:58,277 Oh, my God. Shut up. 280 00:09:58,345 --> 00:09:59,879 You like music? 281 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,981 Yeah. W-Who doesn't like... 282 00:10:02,049 --> 00:10:04,250 Of course. Yes. I-I like music. 283 00:10:04,318 --> 00:10:06,319 What kind of music you like? 284 00:10:06,386 --> 00:10:09,889 I don't know. I like all types of music. 285 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:14,761 Baby cried the day the circus came to town 286 00:10:14,828 --> 00:10:20,633 'Cause she didn't want the parade to pass her by 287 00:10:20,701 --> 00:10:22,635 - So she painted on a smile - [Chuckles] Oh, yeah. 288 00:10:22,703 --> 00:10:25,204 And took off with a clown 289 00:10:25,272 --> 00:10:30,042 And she danced without a net on the wire 290 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:32,245 - My God. - I know a lot about her 291 00:10:32,312 --> 00:10:34,781 - About her, you see - 'Cause, you see 292 00:10:34,848 --> 00:10:41,020 Baby is awful lot like me 293 00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:45,124 Together: Don't cry out loud 294 00:10:45,192 --> 00:10:47,593 Just keep it inside 295 00:10:47,661 --> 00:10:49,729 Oh, my God. 296 00:10:49,797 --> 00:10:52,765 Learn how to hide your feelings 297 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:56,602 Fly high and proud 298 00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:58,838 - Would you guys shut up?! - And if you should fall 299 00:10:58,906 --> 00:11:00,406 If you should fall 300 00:11:00,474 --> 00:11:05,812 Remember, you almost had it all 301 00:11:05,879 --> 00:11:07,580 Would you shut up?! 302 00:11:07,648 --> 00:11:10,349 Oh, they never improved on Melissa Manchester. 303 00:11:10,417 --> 00:11:12,185 - That's for sure. - Jack: Bullshit! 304 00:11:12,252 --> 00:11:14,353 That was Peter Allen... "The Boy from Oz"! 305 00:11:14,421 --> 00:11:16,656 Shut up! All of you! Just shut up! 306 00:11:16,723 --> 00:11:18,424 Oh, come on, you guys. 307 00:11:18,492 --> 00:11:20,393 If you keep it up, you're not going to the water park. 308 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:21,928 Ah! 309 00:11:21,995 --> 00:11:23,362 You boys go to water park? 310 00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:25,364 Not if they don't behave themselves. 311 00:11:25,432 --> 00:11:27,266 Everyone just behave, please. I really want to go. 312 00:11:27,334 --> 00:11:29,468 Oh, yeah. 313 00:11:29,536 --> 00:11:31,103 You likey turn over now? 314 00:11:31,171 --> 00:11:32,271 Yeah. 315 00:11:32,339 --> 00:11:33,072 You betcha. 316 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:33,973 Yeah, I guess. 317 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,208 Sure. 318 00:11:35,275 --> 00:11:37,043 Oh, yeah. More than you know. 319 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:39,412 Somebody help me turn him over! 320 00:11:39,479 --> 00:11:41,180 - Oh! - [Laughs] 321 00:11:41,248 --> 00:11:42,982 - Surprise, huh? - Yeah. 322 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,884 You look ready. 323 00:11:44,952 --> 00:11:47,420 Thanks for the blue pill, Jack. 324 00:11:47,487 --> 00:11:48,821 Jack: [Straining] My pleasure, Walter! 325 00:11:48,889 --> 00:11:49,922 Oh, God. 326 00:11:49,990 --> 00:11:52,525 - Thin walls, huh? - [Jack moaning] 327 00:11:52,593 --> 00:11:55,728 Oh! You very happy boy. 328 00:11:55,796 --> 00:11:56,929 Yes, I am. 329 00:11:56,997 --> 00:11:59,298 That's my boy. 330 00:11:59,366 --> 00:12:00,967 Yeah, that's kind of what happens. 331 00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:02,368 You just got to really work it. 332 00:12:02,436 --> 00:12:03,569 Steve. 333 00:12:03,637 --> 00:12:05,571 There you go. Yeah. 334 00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:07,139 Yeah. That's my other boy. 335 00:12:07,207 --> 00:12:09,742 Jack: [Laughing] 336 00:12:12,613 --> 00:12:14,547 You still no like me. 337 00:12:14,615 --> 00:12:16,349 No. 338 00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:17,984 No. It's just, the, um... 339 00:12:18,051 --> 00:12:20,186 Billy: [Groaning] 340 00:12:20,254 --> 00:12:22,521 Situation. 341 00:12:23,423 --> 00:12:25,657 You want to put your hand on titty? 342 00:12:28,795 --> 00:12:30,630 Sure. 343 00:12:32,032 --> 00:12:34,567 - Steve: That... Yeah. That's good. - [Same song starts playing] 344 00:12:34,635 --> 00:12:36,969 Billy: [Groans] 345 00:12:37,037 --> 00:12:39,672 You have sad eyes. 346 00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:42,975 Why your eyes so sad? 347 00:12:43,043 --> 00:12:44,877 [Groans] Faster! 348 00:12:44,945 --> 00:12:46,579 [Breathing heavily] 349 00:12:46,647 --> 00:12:48,948 Walter: [Groaning, shouting] 350 00:12:49,016 --> 00:12:50,216 You can switch hands if you have to. 351 00:12:50,284 --> 00:12:52,285 [Shouting indistinctly] 352 00:12:52,352 --> 00:12:55,922 Don't you worry. I make this happen. 353 00:12:55,989 --> 00:12:58,224 [Groaning] 354 00:12:58,292 --> 00:13:01,093 [Groans] Oh! Help! 355 00:13:01,161 --> 00:13:03,029 I went longer! [Laughs] 356 00:13:03,096 --> 00:13:05,164 All right. All right. That's it. 357 00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:05,865 No, no. No. 358 00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:08,401 [Breathing heavily] 359 00:13:08,468 --> 00:13:10,036 Oh, Jesus. 360 00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:11,604 Oh! Okay. Okay. Okay. 361 00:13:11,672 --> 00:13:13,739 Please. 362 00:13:14,374 --> 00:13:16,409 I'd be really worried if you could. 363 00:13:16,476 --> 00:13:18,644 [Bird cawing] 364 00:13:19,446 --> 00:13:20,980 What are they still doing in there? 365 00:13:21,048 --> 00:13:22,882 They're waiting for their erections to go down. 366 00:13:22,950 --> 00:13:25,151 We have like five hours and 15 minutes of water-park time left. 367 00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:26,852 It's gonna take us an hour to drive out there. 368 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,421 We got to wait in line to get tickets. 369 00:13:28,488 --> 00:13:30,556 We're only gonna have four hours... Four hours! 370 00:13:30,624 --> 00:13:32,591 Come on. We can get in here, all four of us. 371 00:13:32,659 --> 00:13:34,560 They're bringing the hookers. Who brings the hookers? 372 00:13:34,628 --> 00:13:36,963 What are you doing? 373 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:38,297 Yeah. What are you doing? 374 00:13:38,365 --> 00:13:39,999 Oh, be polite, Billy. We have visitors. 375 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,567 Why did they bring the hookers? 376 00:13:41,635 --> 00:13:43,536 We no hookers. We masseuse. 377 00:13:43,603 --> 00:13:45,371 Yeah, the girls live out by the water park, 378 00:13:45,439 --> 00:13:46,939 so we're just giving them a ride home. 379 00:13:47,007 --> 00:13:48,040 That's all. 380 00:13:48,108 --> 00:13:49,976 That's gonna cut into our time. 381 00:13:50,043 --> 00:13:51,978 You'd better not be paying for them. 382 00:13:52,045 --> 00:13:53,346 Of course we're paying for them. 383 00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:54,680 Are you kidding me? 384 00:13:54,748 --> 00:13:56,382 Oh, just get going. 385 00:13:58,501 --> 00:14:00,402 Steve: Billy, knock it off! 386 00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:01,403 Billy: Stop. You're being like mom. 387 00:14:01,471 --> 00:14:02,738 Just stop. Let me put it on. 388 00:14:02,806 --> 00:14:04,039 Don't try to dress me. I'm not a kid. 389 00:14:04,107 --> 00:14:05,107 - You're wearing the hat. - Would you stop? 390 00:14:05,175 --> 00:14:06,542 - I hate the hat. - Yeah. 391 00:14:06,609 --> 00:14:08,243 Well, I'm not gonna follow you around all day 392 00:14:08,311 --> 00:14:10,746 putting sunblock on you, 'cause today I'm sliding man. 393 00:14:10,814 --> 00:14:12,815 Did you just say "Sliding man"? 394 00:14:12,882 --> 00:14:13,916 Don't say that. 395 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,051 Oh, yeah, Billy. I'm sliding man. 396 00:14:16,119 --> 00:14:17,152 Jim: Steve, that's not a thing. 397 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:18,687 Shut up, Jim. 398 00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:21,156 I've been waiting my whole life for this shit. 399 00:14:22,392 --> 00:14:24,693 Are you ready? 400 00:14:24,761 --> 00:14:27,362 Let's wind it up and let it go 401 00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:29,131 Whoa, oh, oh, oh 402 00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:31,600 Are you ready? 403 00:14:31,668 --> 00:14:34,670 Light it up and watch it go 404 00:14:34,737 --> 00:14:36,505 Whoa, oh, oh, oh 405 00:14:36,573 --> 00:14:40,209 [Laughter, indistinct shouting] 406 00:14:40,276 --> 00:14:43,045 Nothing's gonna stop it now 407 00:14:43,112 --> 00:14:45,480 Are you ready 408 00:14:45,548 --> 00:14:46,615 One, two, three. Go! 409 00:14:46,683 --> 00:14:49,017 Ooh! [Laughs] 410 00:14:49,085 --> 00:14:51,086 All right. Okay? 411 00:14:51,154 --> 00:14:52,487 I'm sliding. 412 00:14:52,555 --> 00:14:54,156 Yeah. Wait. I've got you. 413 00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:55,724 Okay. You sure you want to do this? 414 00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:56,858 - Yeah, I do. - All right. 415 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:58,727 Aah. 416 00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:05,801 [Laughs] 417 00:15:05,869 --> 00:15:07,102 I'm doing it, Jim! 418 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,737 Lie on your back, Billy! 419 00:15:08,805 --> 00:15:10,005 This is awesome. 420 00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:13,909 Oh, shit. Oh! 421 00:15:13,977 --> 00:15:15,978 Whoa! Whoa! Uh, Jim? 422 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,279 Jim! 423 00:15:17,347 --> 00:15:18,647 Billy! 424 00:15:18,715 --> 00:15:20,182 It's all right! It's all right! 425 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,850 [Laughs] 426 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:23,518 Whoa, oh, oh, oh 427 00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:24,887 Hi. 428 00:15:24,954 --> 00:15:26,755 Pretty good with him, weren't you? 429 00:15:26,823 --> 00:15:28,790 - Light it up and watch it go - Yeah. 430 00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:30,626 Hi. 431 00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:35,330 Up high! Up high! 432 00:15:35,398 --> 00:15:36,331 Yeah! 433 00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:38,200 [Laughing] 434 00:15:40,703 --> 00:15:43,205 [Grunts] 435 00:15:46,142 --> 00:15:49,311 I'm actually a really good swimmer. 436 00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:51,013 Hey, Billy! 437 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,848 Damn it, Rodney. What are you doing here? 438 00:15:52,916 --> 00:15:54,383 I'm here for the chicks. 439 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:57,285 How's it going? Long time no see. 440 00:15:59,422 --> 00:16:03,025 [Screaming] 441 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:07,896 I am sliding man! 442 00:16:07,964 --> 00:16:09,531 Are you ready? 443 00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:11,466 Light it up and watch it go 444 00:16:11,534 --> 00:16:13,402 Whoa, oh, oh, oh 445 00:16:13,469 --> 00:16:15,304 Hang on 'cause it's done 446 00:16:15,371 --> 00:16:17,072 And again 447 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:20,175 Nothing's gonna stop us now 448 00:16:20,243 --> 00:16:23,378 I got in this chair from eating too much candy. 449 00:16:23,446 --> 00:16:25,347 - Hey. You making friends? - Oh, shut up. 450 00:16:25,415 --> 00:16:27,182 Jim: Hi, Billy! Hi! 451 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:30,152 [Laughs] Hi, Billy! 452 00:16:30,219 --> 00:16:31,420 Are you ready? 453 00:16:31,487 --> 00:16:32,854 Oh, oh 454 00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,089 Whoo! 455 00:16:34,157 --> 00:16:35,791 Ooh. Let's go to the tower of terror. 456 00:16:35,858 --> 00:16:38,360 Oh, yeah. Great idea. Come on! 457 00:16:38,428 --> 00:16:40,062 Can we go now? 458 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,596 No. Got to stay for one more hour. 459 00:16:41,664 --> 00:16:43,265 Promised Steve we'd be here for four hours. 460 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,133 Ooh! Tsunami thrill is definitely my favorite slide. 461 00:16:45,201 --> 00:16:46,802 I mean, that one's way scarier, 462 00:16:46,869 --> 00:16:48,203 but that's the best slide, for sure. 463 00:16:48,271 --> 00:16:49,538 I want to go home. 464 00:16:49,605 --> 00:16:51,707 Come on, Billy! 465 00:16:51,774 --> 00:16:53,709 We're only here for a short time. 466 00:16:53,776 --> 00:16:55,944 Steve, I can't go on any of the slides, 467 00:16:56,012 --> 00:16:58,413 and the lazy river is full of pissing toddlers. 468 00:16:58,481 --> 00:16:59,648 Can we just go? 469 00:16:59,716 --> 00:17:01,650 - Billy! - No, no. He's right. 470 00:17:01,718 --> 00:17:03,685 We're only here for a short time. Right, dad? 471 00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:05,354 - Yeah. Right, son. - Yeah, yeah. 472 00:17:05,421 --> 00:17:07,022 I'm thinking I might take a cripple down a water slide. 473 00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:08,657 - What do you reckon? - Whatever. 474 00:17:08,725 --> 00:17:09,992 You can't do that. He'll die. 475 00:17:10,059 --> 00:17:12,194 You always say he's gonna die, and he never dies. 476 00:17:12,261 --> 00:17:14,730 You said that when we went to the prostitutes the first time. 477 00:17:14,797 --> 00:17:16,732 We've been to prostitutes several times sense. 478 00:17:16,799 --> 00:17:18,433 We're with prostitutes right now. 479 00:17:18,501 --> 00:17:19,835 Masseuse! 480 00:17:19,902 --> 00:17:21,870 He's right, Steve. He's right. Prostitutes. 481 00:17:21,938 --> 00:17:25,407 Uh, Jim, I don't think this is a good idea. 482 00:17:25,475 --> 00:17:27,442 Dad, I don't think you're in any position 483 00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:29,244 to tell me to be responsible. 484 00:17:29,312 --> 00:17:31,213 Hey! This is not gonna happen. 485 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,547 Mom will kill me. 486 00:17:32,615 --> 00:17:34,082 Steve, dad's with a prostitute. 487 00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:35,917 Come on. 488 00:17:35,985 --> 00:17:37,619 Look at him. 489 00:17:40,556 --> 00:17:42,391 All right. Fine! 490 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,126 But if he dies, I'm blaming you. 491 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,961 You always do. 492 00:17:46,029 --> 00:17:48,263 Tower of terror! 493 00:17:52,268 --> 00:17:53,668 Thank you. 494 00:17:53,736 --> 00:17:55,537 Hi. 495 00:17:59,675 --> 00:18:01,743 Are you sure you want to do this, Billy? 496 00:18:01,811 --> 00:18:04,046 I'm going down the slide, dad. 497 00:18:06,549 --> 00:18:09,518 Well... All right, son. 498 00:18:09,585 --> 00:18:11,753 I'll be down there to catch you. 499 00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:13,488 I'm gonna go down there, Walter! Bye! 500 00:18:13,556 --> 00:18:14,823 Oh, you bet you are. 501 00:18:14,891 --> 00:18:16,458 [Laughing] 502 00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:18,260 Geronimo! 503 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:19,728 Hey, hold up, guys. What are you doing? 504 00:18:19,796 --> 00:18:21,229 Right. Thank God. Thank you. Thank you. 505 00:18:21,297 --> 00:18:22,931 I have some concerns. I want to talk to you. 506 00:18:22,999 --> 00:18:24,566 - Yeah. Anything. Sure. - Look. This is, uh... 507 00:18:24,634 --> 00:18:26,535 - Sir. - This is red. There's pus coming out. 508 00:18:26,602 --> 00:18:28,603 I'm not worried about me. 509 00:18:28,671 --> 00:18:29,604 - Okay, Billy. - I'm worried about the water for the general... 510 00:18:29,672 --> 00:18:30,939 Hey! Hey, guys! Wait! Don't! 511 00:18:31,007 --> 00:18:32,774 - Steve! I'm doing it! - He was scared! 512 00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:35,544 [Laughing] This is awesome! 513 00:18:35,611 --> 00:18:37,045 Billy, I'm coming! 514 00:18:37,113 --> 00:18:38,580 Sir, I do not want to see your... 515 00:18:38,648 --> 00:18:40,848 Hey! Thank you! 516 00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:43,885 Here comes sliding man! 517 00:18:43,953 --> 00:18:45,987 [Whistle blowing] 518 00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:48,156 Whoa! 519 00:18:48,224 --> 00:18:49,191 Yeah! 520 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,793 Man: Get out of the pool! 521 00:18:51,861 --> 00:18:54,229 Yeah! Oh! [Laughs] 522 00:18:54,297 --> 00:18:55,931 Oh, yeah! 523 00:18:55,998 --> 00:18:57,833 Careful. 524 00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:58,834 Yeah! [Laughs] 525 00:18:58,901 --> 00:19:00,802 Get out of the pool! 526 00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:02,471 - It's awesome, right? - It's great! 527 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,375 Jim: Oh! Here we go! 528 00:19:07,443 --> 00:19:10,345 [Woman screams, whistle blows] 529 00:19:12,215 --> 00:19:14,382 Walter: Oh, his mother's gonna kill me. 530 00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:17,085 - Jim, you dumb shit! - Jack: What did I tell you, Jim?! 531 00:19:17,153 --> 00:19:18,453 - Turn him over. - Billy! 532 00:19:18,521 --> 00:19:19,988 Oh, my God. What's his name? What's his name? 533 00:19:20,056 --> 00:19:20,956 - Billy! - Billy! 534 00:19:21,023 --> 00:19:22,324 - Billy! - Billy, wake up! 535 00:19:22,391 --> 00:19:23,692 - Get a backboard! - Come on, buddy. 536 00:19:23,759 --> 00:19:25,260 We need a backboard! 537 00:19:25,328 --> 00:19:27,262 Jack: Jesus, Jim! 538 00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:28,430 He's gonna be okay, right? 539 00:19:28,498 --> 00:19:30,098 Just say he's gonna be okay. 540 00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,334 Billy, I'm sorry. 541 00:19:32,401 --> 00:19:34,136 It's all Jim's fault. I blame Jim. 542 00:19:34,203 --> 00:19:36,238 Yeah. It's all fun and games till you kill a cripple. 543 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,506 Hey. Hey. 544 00:19:37,573 --> 00:19:40,442 Oh. Sorry, Walter. Sorry. 545 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:42,377 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 546 00:19:42,445 --> 00:19:44,179 None... None of this should have happened. 547 00:19:44,247 --> 00:19:45,514 I'm just... I'm so sorry. 548 00:19:45,581 --> 00:19:48,483 Okay. We pushed it a bit far today, but, uh... 549 00:19:48,551 --> 00:19:50,152 Would you stop hugging me? 550 00:19:50,219 --> 00:19:53,155 Look, the good part about today is the hookers took off 551 00:19:53,222 --> 00:19:54,422 and I hadn't paid them. 552 00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:57,359 [Chuckles] How great is that? 553 00:19:57,426 --> 00:19:59,027 Come on! 554 00:19:59,095 --> 00:20:00,595 Oh, boy. 555 00:20:00,663 --> 00:20:02,631 Walter: He'll be all right. 556 00:20:02,698 --> 00:20:04,266 - He... He always is. - Yeah. 557 00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:08,170 This is all your fault, Jim! 558 00:20:08,237 --> 00:20:10,138 [Siren wails] 559 00:20:12,475 --> 00:20:14,442 [Monitor beeping] 560 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:16,111 [Sighs] 561 00:20:16,179 --> 00:20:19,648 You know, you're lucky that woman died yesterday. 562 00:20:19,715 --> 00:20:23,317 Now our families can come and visit us both at once. 563 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:32,694 [Exhales sharply] 564 00:20:32,762 --> 00:20:34,429 Oh. 565 00:20:34,497 --> 00:20:37,999 Stop seeking attention! 566 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 567 00:20:56,050 --> 00:21:00,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38582

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