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FRANK:
Go for it
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Go for it
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Go
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Go for it, go for it, go.
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Go for it, go for it, go.
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(grunts)
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Go for it, go for it, go.
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Go for it, go for it.
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(coughing sneeze)
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Well, somebody's chipper this morning.
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Oh... you guys were there all this time?
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I didn't see you.
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Yeah, we just didn't want to interrupt
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your morning routine.
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Is doing cocaine every
morning your routine, Frank?
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- Yeah.
- Hey, Frank,
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how's Wolf Cola doing?
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Funny you should ask.
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I'm selling it to the
Jews in Boca Raton.
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They're slurping it up
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like candy. They're...
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I'm telling you, they're addicted.
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If I recall,
Wolf Cola used to just be, like,
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a money laundering front.
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Well, it was,
but I'm selling it now by the truckload.
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I mean, they can't get enough of it.
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It's become the official
drink of Boca Raton.
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Why do you ask?
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Well, just 'cause of this.
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The group released
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another video today.
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(men shouting)
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(automatic gunfire)
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Preliminary investigations
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have revealed that Wolf
Cola may in fact be
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an American soda company,
although how and why Boko Haram
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has adopted it as their
official soft drink
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is unknown at this time.
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We'll keep you updated on
this story as it develops.
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Boca Raton, Frank?
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Or the official soft
drink of Boko Haram?
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Whoops.
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How do you confuse a city in Florida
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with a terrorist organization in Africa?
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It's an easy misunderstanding.
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It is if you're an elderly cokehead,
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trying to launder money through a dummy
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- (laughing): soda corporation.
- (laughs)
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This is bigger than cola, Dee.
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This is gonna touch
all of Frank's Fluids.
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My God, there are other fluids?
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Yeah, Wolf Cola, some Nip boba drink...
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Fight Milk.
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- Fight Milk?!
- Fight Milk?!
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- Yeah.
- Wait, wait, dude, that's our drink.
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You've been selling that?
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It's selling like crazy
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with the UFC guys.
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- UFC fighters are drinking Fight Milk?
- What?!
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Buying it like crazy.
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Oh, my God, Charlie, this is huge.
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- Yeah!
- Remember, we designed that
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for bodyguards, by bodyguards.
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And it makes total sense
because the-the best bodyguards
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- are former UFC fighters.
- Well, of course.
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And the best UFC fighters
are former bodyguards,
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so bodyguards, UFC fighters,
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- that's like...
- It's a revolving door.
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- Absolutely.
- Of course.
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We got to take control of the product.
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L-let's get out there.
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Let's-let's-let's
mingle with these dudes.
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- Let's expand the brand, baby.
- (caws)
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- Fight Milk's back.
- (both cawing)
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- Fight Milk!
- Yeah! Yeah!
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Found my go bag.
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Dee, come over here
and dye my hair blond.
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(Dee and Dennis laughing)
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- Go bag?
- You're gonna go blond?
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- (laughs)
- Yeah.
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This is not funny.
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Oh, no, it's very funny to me, actually,
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'cause your life's falling apart.
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Yeah, you really screwed
yourself this time, Frank.
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Hey, do you mind?
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Yeah, go ahead. I'm screwed?
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You're going down, too, buddy.
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(sniffs) What?
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Remember when you wanted all the power
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so you could get the puss?
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I made you executive
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vice president of
worldwide distribution.
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- Shit, but nobody knows that, right?
- (laughs)
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I mean, dude,
I only wanted the illusion of power.
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The-the illusion.
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I never saw an ounce of puss.
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Oh, this is a good day for me.
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- You're going down, too? This is great.
- You're laughing?
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You're executive vice
president of operations.
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- Oh.
- What?
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Yes.
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Goddamn it, Frank,
why would you lump me into this?
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It's a family business.
I wanted it to be wholesome.
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- Okay, a-all right, all right.
- Oh, no.
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- Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic.
- Oh, no.
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I got this, I got this.
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We-we just need to face
this thing head-on.
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And we need to do it right away, okay?
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Because we only have...
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...24 hours.
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This is why we had to wait
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for you to go to Bed Bath & Beyond?
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Yes, bitch. Now, listen,
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we live in the age of
the 24-hour news cycle,
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which means we only have
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24 hours to respond to this, okay?
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If we don't, then Internet trolls
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are gonna control the narrative.
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I don't know how we're gonna come back
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from dealing with terrorists.
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Christ, Mercedes built Nazi tanks, okay?
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And the Jews are still
driving their cars around.
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Floyd Mayweather beat the shit
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out of multiple women
and he's the highest paid
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athlete of all time.
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All right? There's only one thing
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you can't come back from...
banging kids.
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Well, what about the Catholic Church?
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Hmm. That's a good point.
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Yeah, no, they did sidestep
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banging kids pretty masterfully,
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but they've got billions of
dollars at their disposal
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- and we do not, so...
- No.
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here we go.
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(techno music blares)
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- Fight Milk!
- Fight Milk's in the house.
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Fight Milk's in the house.
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- CHARLIE: Who needs some Fight Milk?
- MAC: Fight! Fight!
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(both cawing)
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- Fight Milk's in the house.
- That's right.
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Time to stop eating your crow
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and start drinking your crow, everybody.
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MAN: Hey, guys.
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Turn off that Cancun,
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pussy ass, techno bullshit.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's what I said.
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- I said turn off the...
- That's what I was saying is...
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Don't play the c... the...
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the Cancun bullshit, Charlie,
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- and he said...
- I said the same thing, yeah.
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Got to go spring break. Well, anyway,
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- let's tell you about ourselves.
- Yeah.
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We're the founders and
creators of Fight Milk.
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- Yeah.
- We wanted to come by and tell you
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a little bit about what we do.
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- Yeah.
- Now, I've always been very passionate
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- about dominating other men.
- Uh-oh.
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There's nothing like the feeling
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of another man submitting to your will.
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Now that's power.
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- Yeah.
- In a lot of ways, that's love.
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What are you talking about?
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Okay, he's a bodyguard, though.
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- Yeah.
- I feel like you were being unclear.
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- Did-did I not say that?
- Yeah, you should say...
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- you should lead with that.
- I'm screwing up the pitch.
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You know what, I'm gonna jump in here.
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We're-we're a couple of crow enthusiasts
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who wanted to take the power
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- and essence of a crow
- (caws)
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and-and we packed that
into a delicious milk drink
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- that we invented, thus Fight Milk.
- Yeah.
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I don't know what you guys
are talking about right now,
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but I have heard of your stuff
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and Cerrone and Felder,
they actually love it.
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- Are you kidding me, dude?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Cowboy Cerrone and Paul
Felder drink Fight Milk?
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Oh, they love it. They crush it.
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- They crush it.
- They're crushing...
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- That's...
- Fight Milk
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is supposed to be crushed.
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Uh, this is for wiping yourself down.
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- Yeah, yeah, thanks, bro.
- Okay, man.
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- All right, yeah, my man.
- All right, thanks, bro.
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Yeah, thanks, guys.
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- Hey, good luck with that.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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- Hello?
- Hello?
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- Uh, Mr. Cowboy, Mr. Felder.
- (chuckles)
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- Oh, Cowboy!
- Hey!
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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- It's us, the Fight Milk guys.
- Hey.
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Oh, man, we love your drink.
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We just had some.
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Yeah, man,
I'd get up and shake your hands
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if I wasn't shitting my
brains out right now.
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- Oh, no.
- No, no, that's fine, yeah.
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(farting)
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So, Fight Milk makes you sick?
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Makes you expel all body fluids.
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Sweat, piss,
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and shit; we got
these weigh-ins coming up.
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Nothing cuts weight like Fight Milk.
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Oh, you're using it to cut weight, huh?
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Yeah, they should
give you guys a Nobel...
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(farting)
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(Felder vomits)
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Oh, I just puked on my dick!
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Rock and roll.
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All right, cool.
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- Well, uh...
- Rock and roll, yeah.
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- Yeah.
- We just got you some merch.
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Um...
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CHARLIE: Yeah, water bottle.
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- (coughing, retching, farting)
- For when you feel better, and...
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- Um... yeah,
- We should, uh...
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well, keep drinking the-the drinks
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that makes you guys throw up and...
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- Oh! Oh!
- Oh, God!
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All right, you guys ready?
This is our opportunity
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to control our message to the public.
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And I think how we do that
is soften their brand.
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- Whose brand?
- Boko Haram.
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- What?
- Wait, stop,
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Fr-Frank, you want to change...
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the perception of a global
terrorist organization?
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- Yeah, and I've got many facts to do it.
- No. No, no, no, no.
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Put your facts away.
We're just here to apologize, bozo.
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No, hold on a second, Dee, no.
We're not here
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to apologize, either, okay?
You never apologize.
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We're just here to take responsibility,
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but for nothing specific.
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All that matters is that consumers feel
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- their voices are being heard.
- No.
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You say you're sorry,
and then you just move on.
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No, Dee, actually,
you don't say anything.
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But you do have a very important job...
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to say nothing and stand behind me.
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You see, audiences are gonna trust me
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over you because you're a woman,
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and, by definition, shrill.
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No. Women identify with women in power.
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Oh, no, Dee.
Women hate other women in power.
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- I'm threatened by 'em.
- Everyone is.
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Now, objectify yourself and humanize me.
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Hmm.
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(theme music plays)
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And here to tell their side of the story
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is the team from Wolf Cola.
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Guys, thanks for coming in.
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Oh, well, thank you for having us, Chet.
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We at Wolf Cola were
as shocked and saddened
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by this news as everyone else.
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Uh, this by no means reflects our ideals
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as a premium soda company.
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We're a family-run business,
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and we really care
about people's concerns.
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Listen, the point is,
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we have heard you all,
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and we are working tirelessly
to remedy this situation.
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CHET: Well, not an easy situation,
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indeed, but handled
with grace and aplomb.
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Thank you, Mr. Reynolds.
And it looks like
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you're already getting good feedback.
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Oh, that's-that's great.
Well, uh, thank you, Chet.
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And I want to say
thank you to America...
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And also, we're sorry.
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We accept full responsibility
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for this heinous mistake,
and please know
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that I am actively firing
people as we speak,
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because I am the boss.
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(whispers): Bitch.
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That's good to know.
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Yes.
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Next up, a heroic tale...
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FRANK: You know what, Chet,
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can I say something?
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I think we've said enough.
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I think... you got to understand
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that Boko Haram did not do 9/11.
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- Yeah.
- That was... al-Qaeda.
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Paris, that was done
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by ISIS.
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Boko Haram is just concentrating,
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they're doing Africa. I mean...
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- (groans)
- I mean, there's mosquitos down there
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that are bigger terrorists
than Boko Haram.
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- (theme music plays)
- We're gonna take a break.
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And the 24-hour news cycle starts again.
295
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Way to go, assholes.
296
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- I made good points.
- Jesus Christ,
297
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I am just getting eviscerated online.
298
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People calling me a bitch,
flat-chested bitch,
299
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pretty much everybody
wanting to rape me.
300
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You opened that door the
second you apologized, Dee.
301
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You don't see this?
People need an outlet
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to unleash their rage. Now social media
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will come down on you
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with the fury of a middle-aged man
305
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who's accomplished nothing.
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- Hi-yo!
- What's up, bitches?
307
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What's that? What do you got?
308
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Huh? Crow traps, baby. Look.
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Fight Milk is boomin'. Apparently,
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people are using it to lose weight.
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Yeah. Now, we're gonna lean
into that new market
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- and rebrand the product.
- Mm-hmm.
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I like this rebranding idea.
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That's what I got to do...
I got to rebrand my product.
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You guys, the problem is,
I just ooze sexuality.
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Well, you ooze.
317
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A real woman of power,
318
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she exudes no sexuality at all.
319
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That's true.
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I think we got to focus
on not losing Boko Haram.
321
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That's a good business.
The fastest-growing marketplace
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is Muslim extremists.
323
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Frank, we're not going into
business with terrorists.
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Are you crazy?
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Look, we need
to get back on TV immediately
326
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and control the goddamn narrative.
327
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Yeah, speaking of TV, we're
gonna be doing a little controlling
328
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of our narrative,
so you guys mind clearing out?
329
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Yeah, this is now our set.
330
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All right, come on,
we got work to do, guys. Let's go.
331
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Let's go. Don't forget your phone,
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- stupid idiot.
- Yep.
333
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(hard rock playing)
334
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- (caws)
- (caws)
335
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- Three, two, one! What up!
- What up!
336
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- Are you fat?
- You probably are, 'cause you're watching TV!
337
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Or Internet.
338
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-
- (cawing)
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Fight Milk! Rebrand!
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(caws)
341
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-
- (cawing)
342
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Let's talk about women's bodies.
343
00:10:30,855 --> 00:10:32,020
I like women.
344
00:10:32,156 --> 00:10:33,572
It's easy for us men... we have four
345
00:10:33,691 --> 00:10:35,023
acceptable body types.
346
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Skinny ripped, jack ripped, dad bod,
347
00:10:37,661 --> 00:10:39,328
and fat... if you're funny.
348
00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:41,330
It's a landslide!
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As we all know, women only have
one acceptable body type.
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Skinny, big tits!
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New evidence is suggesting
that all this science
352
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inside one crow's egg
353
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can scientifically make
your breasts larger.
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Watch the enzymes
enlargify your breasts.
355
00:10:56,514 --> 00:10:57,796
(whooshing)
356
00:10:57,882 --> 00:10:59,548
Want to hear more about it? The sci...
357
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- (cawing)
- Aah!
358
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No nerds! Fight Milk!
359
00:11:03,187 --> 00:11:04,052
(cawing)
360
00:11:04,188 --> 00:11:05,137
Finally there's a crow-based
361
00:11:05,222 --> 00:11:07,022
protein alcoholic drink for you.
362
00:11:07,107 --> 00:11:08,724
BOTH: Fight Milk! Fight Milk!
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00:11:08,859 --> 00:11:10,225
(cawing)
364
00:11:11,612 --> 00:11:14,396
- Well, what do you guys think?
- I don't get it.
365
00:11:14,532 --> 00:11:15,814
That's 'cause you're a stupid ring girl.
366
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,149
- It couldn't be any simpler.
- Yeah, look,
367
00:11:17,234 --> 00:11:18,951
take it easy. Basically, we're trying
368
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,119
to expand our product to
the world of UFC women,
369
00:11:21,238 --> 00:11:23,455
and look, uh,
ring girls are the perfect combo.
370
00:11:23,574 --> 00:11:24,990
- Really.
- Yeah. I mean, honestly, ladies,
371
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,825
you could afford to lose a few pounds,
372
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maybe in this area...
373
00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:30,329
- Well...
- or here.
374
00:11:30,414 --> 00:11:32,881
Really, I mean, between the three
of you, we could be opening up
375
00:11:32,967 --> 00:11:34,633
a bakery with all the
muffin tops I'm seeing.
376
00:11:34,752 --> 00:11:36,084
- Yes.
- Now, Fight Milk will help you
377
00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:37,586
lose those unwanted pounds
378
00:11:37,721 --> 00:11:39,421
so you don't have to resort to surgery,
379
00:11:39,557 --> 00:11:41,507
which could cause scarring and
make you even less attractive
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00:11:41,592 --> 00:11:43,592
- to men than you already are, okay?
- All right.
381
00:11:43,727 --> 00:11:44,927
- Now, I feel like...
- No, no, look, I'm sorry,
382
00:11:45,062 --> 00:11:46,645
my friend has really weird women issues.
383
00:11:46,764 --> 00:11:48,397
I didn't realize he
brought a laser pointer.
384
00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:50,933
But the point is,
you guys could look even better
385
00:11:51,068 --> 00:11:52,401
if you drank Fight Milk.
386
00:11:52,486 --> 00:11:55,270
We're not into your
weird diarrhea drink.
387
00:11:55,406 --> 00:11:56,989
Right. Okay, it's not a diarrhea drink.
388
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,574
- It's...
- You know what, Charlie?
389
00:11:58,659 --> 00:12:00,158
This isn't the dream that
I had for Fight Milk.
390
00:12:00,277 --> 00:12:02,160
No! We're not the diarrhea guys.
391
00:12:02,279 --> 00:12:03,996
- No!
- That's not what I want to be.
392
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,164
It's not for women!
It was never made for women!
393
00:12:06,283 --> 00:12:08,367
But it'd be great if
women also drank it.
394
00:12:08,452 --> 00:12:10,419
The dream was to create
a muscle-up energy drink
395
00:12:10,504 --> 00:12:13,005
- Yeah.
- that gave you the power to fight like a crow!
396
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,506
- Yes!
- Men!
397
00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:16,174
Or women. But yes. But definitely
398
00:12:16,293 --> 00:12:18,126
- crow-power fighting skills.
- Either way,
399
00:12:18,262 --> 00:12:21,046
- Absolutely.
- I think, dude, we got to get back to the lab.
400
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,348
I think we got to get some more crows.
401
00:12:23,467 --> 00:12:26,685
(theme music plays)
402
00:12:26,804 --> 00:12:29,638
From dog fighting to
finding a loving home.
403
00:12:29,773 --> 00:12:31,473
(chuckles): Amazing.
404
00:12:31,609 --> 00:12:34,192
Now, who wouldn't want to
adopt a little guy like this?
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00:12:34,311 --> 00:12:36,111
(chuckling): Well said, Mike.
406
00:12:36,196 --> 00:12:38,730
Great story.
407
00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:42,234
Now a local soda company
is back in hot water
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00:12:42,319 --> 00:12:44,570
with controversial remarks.
409
00:12:44,655 --> 00:12:48,156
Returning to talk about it today
is the team from Wolf Cola.
410
00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:51,243
Thank you so much for having us back,
Chet. Um,
411
00:12:51,328 --> 00:12:53,962
we at Wolf Cola are not just
about making a satisfying soda.
412
00:12:54,048 --> 00:12:56,548
We are about making satisfied customers.
413
00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:58,300
We do acknowledge consumers' concerns.
414
00:12:58,385 --> 00:13:00,719
Yes, but we are not apologizing.
415
00:13:00,838 --> 00:13:02,054
(mutters)
416
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,089
- Right. Oh.
- Sorry.
417
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,091
I'm just here to humanize him.
418
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,509
- To support me.
- To-to support him.
419
00:13:07,645 --> 00:13:08,927
Support me.
420
00:13:09,013 --> 00:13:10,429
(clears his throat)
421
00:13:10,514 --> 00:13:12,097
Uh, Chet, we would also like to announce
422
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,982
that for every can of Wolf Cola sold,
423
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:16,652
a portion of the proceeds
will be going to a charity
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00:13:16,737 --> 00:13:18,270
that supports African people.
425
00:13:18,355 --> 00:13:19,738
FRANK: All Africans,
426
00:13:19,857 --> 00:13:21,773
even the... our friends at Boko Haram,
427
00:13:21,859 --> 00:13:23,909
because they are people, too.
428
00:13:24,028 --> 00:13:25,994
- We don't discriminate.
- Okay, right.
429
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,529
Uh, yeah, look, Chet, if I may
430
00:13:27,665 --> 00:13:28,864
address the public directly?
431
00:13:28,999 --> 00:13:30,115
- By all means.
- Okay.
432
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,533
Um, I assure you
433
00:13:31,669 --> 00:13:33,118
that we have righted this ship,
434
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,170
and we are taking every step necessary
435
00:13:35,255 --> 00:13:36,955
to address all of your concerns.
436
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:39,091
We at Wolf Cola hope to be a part
437
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,426
of your family's daily
refreshment for years to come.
438
00:13:42,183 --> 00:13:45,539
And we can say that
without saying I'm sorry.
439
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:46,682
CHET: Well, Mr. Reynolds,
440
00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:48,967
it sounds like Wolf Cola
has the right man in charge.
441
00:13:49,053 --> 00:13:50,802
- (sniffing, grunts)
- Yeah. Well, I appreciate that.
442
00:13:50,888 --> 00:13:52,604
- (laughing): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whoa.
443
00:13:52,723 --> 00:13:54,139
I thought we were done
with the dog segment.
444
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:55,807
- What the hell's this?
- Oh. Looks like we got
445
00:13:55,893 --> 00:13:57,559
a lovable little guy
loose in the studio here.
446
00:13:57,695 --> 00:13:59,111
Yeah. Can we get him out of here?
447
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,529
- Great. Thanks.
- Not a dog
448
00:14:00,614 --> 00:14:01,813
- lover, Mr. Reynolds?
- Yeah.
449
00:14:01,899 --> 00:14:03,281
Well, if you're asking me
450
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,983
if I like wild animals
slobbering all over me,
451
00:14:05,069 --> 00:14:06,451
then, yeah, I guess I'm not really a...
452
00:14:06,570 --> 00:14:08,120
- not really a dog lover then.
- Wow. I have
453
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,122
never met a person who
does not like dogs before.
454
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,623
- (laughing): Yeah. Yeah.
- (laughs)
455
00:14:11,742 --> 00:14:13,408
There are plenty of us out there,
456
00:14:13,544 --> 00:14:15,827
uh, Chet. Okay, trust me.
We're just afraid to admit it
457
00:14:15,913 --> 00:14:18,463
because we feel like we're gonna
be judged by people like you.
458
00:14:18,582 --> 00:14:20,999
- Well, let's take a break.
- You know what? Actually, I'm not done.
459
00:14:21,085 --> 00:14:23,919
- Uh, Chet, are you a vegetarian by any chance?
- No.
460
00:14:24,054 --> 00:14:25,337
Oh, so you're a hypocrite. Yeah.
461
00:14:25,422 --> 00:14:26,805
See, I find that
most people that are whining
462
00:14:26,924 --> 00:14:28,674
about dog fights are
actually the same people
463
00:14:28,759 --> 00:14:30,425
going to football games and UFC fights,
464
00:14:30,561 --> 00:14:32,477
watching human beings
beat the ever-loving shit
465
00:14:32,596 --> 00:14:34,513
out of each other while eating,
uh, fried chicken.
466
00:14:34,598 --> 00:14:37,182
So, wait. Are you saying you're
an animal rights activist?
467
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:38,984
No, I'm actually the opposite, pal.
468
00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:41,153
I can't imagine a bigger waste
of peoples' time and energy.
469
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,654
I mean, Chet,
if you can eat fried chicken, then
470
00:14:42,773 --> 00:14:44,272
I should be able to
eat me some fried dog.
471
00:14:44,408 --> 00:14:45,991
Know what I'm saying?
I should be able to eat a bucket
472
00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:47,859
of fried dog at a chicken fight.
(laughs)
473
00:14:47,945 --> 00:14:49,327
Yeah. All I'm saying is,
474
00:14:49,446 --> 00:14:52,748
look, let's just, you know,
let's be consistent.
475
00:15:03,115 --> 00:15:04,415
(cawing)
476
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,083
(laughing)
477
00:15:06,168 --> 00:15:07,584
MAC: How you feeling, boys?
You've been pounding
478
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:09,536
- that new formula?
- Yeah, I see you doing it.
479
00:15:09,622 --> 00:15:10,921
Yeah, and we're not doing so good,
asshole,
480
00:15:11,006 --> 00:15:12,339
'cause nothing's coming out of me.
481
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,625
My trash can's empty.
482
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:15,925
Yeah, we're scared to shit
we ain't gonna make weight.
483
00:15:15,926 --> 00:15:16,626
- MAC: Oh, guys.
- Guys, just don't worry.
484
00:15:16,796 --> 00:15:18,212
- Yeah, yeah, don't worry.
- No, guys, guys, guys.
485
00:15:18,297 --> 00:15:19,630
Don't worry.
Okay, look, this is all a part
486
00:15:19,765 --> 00:15:21,181
of our two-step process, all right?
487
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,549
See, right now, you're crow loading...
488
00:15:22,635 --> 00:15:23,934
Yeah, you drank about, like,
489
00:15:24,019 --> 00:15:25,552
four or five entire crows
490
00:15:25,638 --> 00:15:27,388
'cause I'm grinding one up for
every bottle at this point.
491
00:15:27,473 --> 00:15:29,356
Yes, and it is that crow
enzyme that's jacking you up,
492
00:15:29,475 --> 00:15:31,810
and that's why you look
so beefy and so handsome.
493
00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:33,977
And... All right, but then what's
gonna happen is, you start drinking
494
00:15:34,113 --> 00:15:35,446
the Fight Milk Classic, right,
495
00:15:35,531 --> 00:15:37,030
and-and that's gonna
make you really sick,
496
00:15:37,149 --> 00:15:38,449
'cause that's just the crow eggs
497
00:15:38,534 --> 00:15:39,867
and some of the crow's fecal matter.
498
00:15:39,985 --> 00:15:41,285
So you start to puke everything out,
499
00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:42,820
and then you'll be
fine for the weigh-in.
500
00:15:42,955 --> 00:15:44,655
You're gonna be puking
on your dick in no time.
501
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,373
Yeah, yeah, that one's real nasty.
Don't worry about it.
502
00:15:46,492 --> 00:15:47,791
- Yeah.
- You're gonna make weight at the weigh-in.
503
00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:49,410
Yeah, all I know is,
we don't make weight,
504
00:15:49,495 --> 00:15:50,961
I'm killing you both.
505
00:15:52,164 --> 00:15:53,964
Yeah.
506
00:15:54,049 --> 00:15:55,249
- All right.
- MAC: Uh, that's fine.
507
00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:57,000
We're gonna be... We're good.
508
00:15:57,136 --> 00:15:58,502
- Yeah. Yeah.
- All right, guys, hey, go... go kick ass.
509
00:15:58,637 --> 00:16:01,255
Remember, that's the nasty one.
Drink that one.
510
00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:03,056
That one's got a real...
511
00:16:03,175 --> 00:16:04,425
512
00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:06,143
All right,
513
00:16:06,228 --> 00:16:08,729
let's bring out the first fighter,
Cub Swanson.
514
00:16:08,848 --> 00:16:12,983
(applause and cheering)
515
00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:15,152
- We got to get him on Fight Milk, man.
- Oh, yeah, we got to get him.
516
00:16:15,237 --> 00:16:16,854
We got to get him.
We got to get him drinking it.
517
00:16:16,989 --> 00:16:20,824
Up next, the challenger,
Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone.
518
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:22,326
(applause and cheering,
energetic music playing)
519
00:16:22,411 --> 00:16:23,777
- Come on!
- (cheering)
520
00:16:23,863 --> 00:16:26,246
- Yes!
- (whooping)
521
00:16:30,202 --> 00:16:31,952
This is it. If he makes weight,
522
00:16:32,037 --> 00:16:34,288
this is gonna change Fight
Milk and our lives forever.
523
00:16:34,373 --> 00:16:36,123
I know, but if he doesn't,
we're bolting, right?
524
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:37,958
Oh, yeah. I've already
scoped out every single exit.
525
00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:39,376
- (crowd chanting)
- 155.
526
00:16:39,512 --> 00:16:40,627
(applause and cheering)
527
00:16:40,713 --> 00:16:41,962
Yes!
528
00:16:42,047 --> 00:16:43,547
MAC: Yeah. We did it!
529
00:16:43,682 --> 00:16:44,965
- We're gonna be rich!
- We did it! We're gonna be rich!
530
00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:46,683
- We're gonna be rich.
- Let's go.
531
00:16:46,769 --> 00:16:48,385
All right, Cowboy,
how you feeling right now?
532
00:16:48,521 --> 00:16:50,804
I'm feeling good. Ready to put
on a show for all these guys.
533
00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:52,439
(Mac and Charlie cawing)
534
00:16:52,558 --> 00:16:55,392
What the hell is going on?
Who are these guys?
535
00:16:55,528 --> 00:16:57,644
Uh, just like to take the
opportunity to thank Fight Milk.
536
00:16:57,730 --> 00:17:00,697
Yes, and thank you, Cowboy,
and thank you, Megan.
537
00:17:00,783 --> 00:17:02,149
We'd also like to take this opportunity
538
00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:03,650
to announce that Fight Milk is now
539
00:17:03,736 --> 00:17:05,402
- the official drink of the UFC.
- Official drink.
540
00:17:05,538 --> 00:17:06,820
Now if you're in...
541
00:17:06,906 --> 00:17:08,288
- (microphone feedback)
- No, no.
542
00:17:08,407 --> 00:17:10,040
This is not the official
drink of the UFC.
543
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:11,825
And I don't know who these guys are.
544
00:17:11,911 --> 00:17:14,661
- Security, get these assholes out of here!
- Fight Milk!
545
00:17:14,747 --> 00:17:16,129
BOTH: Fight Milk! Fight Milk!
546
00:17:16,248 --> 00:17:18,916
AUDIENCE: Fight Milk!
Fight Milk! Fight Milk!
547
00:17:19,051 --> 00:17:20,801
Fight Milk! Fight Milk!
548
00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:23,761
MAN (on TV):
The nationwide hatred for Wolf Cola
549
00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:26,897
continues to intensify
on an hourly basis...
550
00:17:26,982 --> 00:17:29,767
Holy shit. We're getting hammered
worse than before.
551
00:17:29,902 --> 00:17:32,102
Bye-bye, Frank's Fluids.
552
00:17:32,238 --> 00:17:34,104
Turns out there are two things
that can't be forgiven...
553
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,939
raping children and disliking dogs.
554
00:17:36,075 --> 00:17:38,859
CHARLIE: Well, what am I gonna
do with all the merchandise, man?
555
00:17:38,944 --> 00:17:40,944
Throw it in the garbage, burn it.
Who gives a shit.
556
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,863
Yeah, we're done.
Fight Milk shit the bed.
557
00:17:42,948 --> 00:17:45,332
- What happened?
- CHET (on TV): Breaking news
558
00:17:45,451 --> 00:17:46,583
from the sports world.
559
00:17:46,669 --> 00:17:47,868
Fighters at a UFC
560
00:17:47,953 --> 00:17:50,287
event in Philly tested positive
561
00:17:50,423 --> 00:17:52,456
for several banned substances,
562
00:17:52,591 --> 00:17:55,793
stemming from an energy
drink called Fight Milk.
563
00:17:55,928 --> 00:17:57,560
We pumped it full of human
growth hormone, you know.
564
00:17:57,561 --> 00:17:58,161
Yeah.
565
00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:59,797
I mean, just nothing else was working.
566
00:17:59,932 --> 00:18:01,598
It just... it was just
giving people diarrhea.
567
00:18:01,684 --> 00:18:02,766
- Mm.
- Ugh.
568
00:18:02,852 --> 00:18:04,184
Starting to become known
569
00:18:04,303 --> 00:18:06,019
as the official drink of the UFC,
570
00:18:06,138 --> 00:18:08,806
this Fight Milk is a serious
smudge for the group,
571
00:18:08,941 --> 00:18:12,443
and a potential public
relations nightmare.
572
00:18:12,528 --> 00:18:14,061
- Ooh.
- Holy shit. Holy shit.
573
00:18:14,146 --> 00:18:15,646
- What?
- You guys, this is good.
574
00:18:15,781 --> 00:18:17,398
This is good.
We're freed, and they are screwed.
575
00:18:17,483 --> 00:18:18,949
See, this is actually the one good thing
576
00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:20,734
about the 24-hour news cycle.
577
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:23,120
If you give it enough time,
something new will come along
578
00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,789
to replace peoples'
old outrage with new outrage.
579
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:27,408
Not much is known about Fight Milk,
580
00:18:27,493 --> 00:18:29,793
except that it's made
right here in Philadelphia
581
00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:32,629
by a parent company
known as Frank's Fluids.
582
00:18:32,715 --> 00:18:35,215
Goddamn it!
583
00:18:35,334 --> 00:18:36,750
(sighs)
584
00:18:36,836 --> 00:18:38,385
Start the clock.
585
00:18:38,504 --> 00:18:39,720
Yeah.
586
00:18:39,839 --> 00:18:43,007
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