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CHARLIE: Holy shit! Holy
shit, that is steep.
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Trust me, this is
the best way to learn.
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CHARLIE:
See, this is why I don't like
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leaving Philly, man.
This is nuts.
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You're gonna be fine, man.
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The mountain is a
majestical place
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where you push your limits and
you maximize your potential.
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No, the mountain is a place
where you party, man,
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have fun. That's what it's all about.
Yeah, like those '80s movies.
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Yeah, but we're not in a movie. I mean, we're
gonna get hurt. We're not gonna get hurt.
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For some reason, the rules are
just different on the mountain.
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The rules for what? Everything, dude.
You've seen those '80s movies.
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What do I do with my hands? How do I ski?
Well, you're supposed
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to have poles. Uh... You know what,
hold on to these guys for balance.
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These are glass. Yeah.
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And don't break 'em, bitch.
What is this,
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a double black diamond?
I wish it was a triple black.
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Dudes, let's shred.
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(wind whistling)
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I remember
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One girl
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Saw her again
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In a magazine
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Front cover
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Big star
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Showing things
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That I'd never seen
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Well, maybe...
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(whooping)
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Whoo, yeah!
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Still got it, baby!
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Rip city!
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Wonder how Charlie's doing.
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Oh, here he comes.
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(yelling)
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DEE:
Whoa! Whoa!
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Uh...
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(laughs)
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Yeah...!
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(cheering, whooping)
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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MAN (over P.A.): Another
beautiful day at Alpine Ridge.
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End of the season
is right around the corner,
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so get those turns in
while you can,
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and don't forget to sign up
for the big race this Sunday,
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which will determine
the best skier on the mountain.
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CHARLIE: That was totally insane.
I mean, I can't believe
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you guys can ski like that.
Hmm?
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It's just nuts.
I'm not doing it again, man.
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What are you talking about?
It's so dangerous.
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No. You did a great job, man.
Hey, look, is your body hurt?
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No.
You okay?
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Yeah. That's 'cause it's
mountain rules, man.
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I don't get that, though.
I just feel like I got lucky.
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Nah. You just need to learn to use
your edges a little bit more.
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Learn to turn... DEE:
Right down the mountain!
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Apr?s-ski!
Let's get our drink on!
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No, I don't think I'm
gonna be doing that.
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I'm gonna get a sensible meal,
head back to my room,
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log in my times,
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chart my progress,
'cause I'm gonna win.
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Win what?
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At skiing.
MAN: Oh, hey.
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What's shakin', brother?
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Oh, what's shakin'?
Well, I'll tell you
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what's shakin'--
these skis, quite literally.
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Now, I need these things waxed
and sharpened by 8:00 a.m.
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I want to make first tracks.
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No problemo.
Anything else?
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You guys need helmets?
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Uh, I'll take a helmet.
While you're back there,
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could you slap a sticker on the
side of mine that says "pussy"?
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Yeah, I feel you, babe,
but those are the rules.
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Whatever, dude. Probably
what makes skiing so fun
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is that your brains could
get bashed in, in any moment.
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah,
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it didn't used
to always be this way.
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This used to be Party Mountain.
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Hot babes, cold brews.
And now I hear some
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corporate stooge wants to turn
this place into a private resort
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for rich CEOs. They can't
do that to Party Mountain.
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It's not called Party Mountain.
It's called Alpine Ridge.
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There's one of those
yuppie vultures now.
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MAC:
Don't worry.
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We got this covered.
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Show this fat-cat asshole
what's what!
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Eat this, bitch!
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(laughing)
MAC: Oh, shit.
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What'd you do that for?
DEE: Oh, sorry, Frank.
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We thought you were
some jerk-off
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who bought the mountain.
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I am the jerk-off
who bought the mountain.
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What?!
I'm turning it
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into a members-only resort
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for millionaires to plow
their trophy whores in private.
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Whoa! That sounds
amazing, Frank.
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I'm in. I'm in.
What are you talking about?
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And ruin Party Mountain?
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MAC: You know, who cares
about your stupid plans?
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Let's go rage, Dee.
Hang on a second.
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I-I'm, like, so lost.
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So, uh, who do I go with
in this situation?
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Well, that depends, Charlie.
You could go drink cheap beer
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amongst swine and savages,
like you would on any other day,
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or... you could get the most
out of this mountain.
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And you could get
the most out of yourself
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by joining an elite class
of athletes and gentlemen alike.
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Right, Frank?
Yes.
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Huh. That sounds kind of cool.
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Yeah. All right, you guys go--
why should I go with you?
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Go with them.
Who cares?
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We're here for two days.
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You guys it is!
All right.
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Hey-yo!
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Hey, man.
Remember us from the ski shop?
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Ah, the party guys!
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Hey!
Yeah!
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Come on in.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Awesome. Awesome.
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Well...
looks like you guys had
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a real shit-kicker
last night, huh?
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Rager!
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Oh, oh, the cans.
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No, no, we're just recycling
to help pay the rent.
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Oh.
Mm.
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That's my roommate, Turkey.
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We call him Turkey, 'cause his
favorite drink is Wild Turkey.
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Awesome! Yes!
Oh, badass!
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Like your suit, too.
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What are you, coming
from a Gatsby party?
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No, I was in court all day.
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I was trying to win back
custody of my daughter.
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Oh.
Mm.
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(chuckles): That's a
bit of a downer. Yeah.
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Hey. Hey, Roach. Roach,
come meet some people.
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Who stole my goddamn burrito?
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No, it's there, Roach.
I just moved it to make room
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for my coleslaw. Look.
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Did you mess with it?
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Did you come in it?
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Did you come in my burrito?!
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I didn't come in your burrito!
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I wouldn't do that to you!
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He's a little squirrelly
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from the concussions.
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Like I said,
no helmets back in the day.
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Guys, I got to admit,
this is, uh...
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it's not as much of a party vibe
as it is a, uh...
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A pathetic vibe.
Yeah.
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MAC (chuckles):
Yeah, I mean,
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come on, this used to be
Party Mountain,
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you know, and...
and Babe Manor,
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that's the capital
of Party Mountain.
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Yeah. When was the last time
you even had a babe in here?
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Oh, uh... my daughter stopped by
about six weeks ago.
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Served me a court summons.
I say count it.
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No, don't. Don't count it.
Oh, guys, guys,
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guys, guys, don't you
miss the old days,
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when you were
the kings of this mountain?
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You used to rip sweet powder,
then come home and crush brews.
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I do.
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Let's take back this mountain!
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Why don't you guys dig deep
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and show me those
inner party animals.
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Let's crush some brews!
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Let's empty some cans!
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Yeah! Whoo!
Yeah!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Rent money!
No, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Whoa, no, no.
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Drink 'em.
Drink 'em.
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Oh, yeah,
it's been so long, I forgot.
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Let's drink 'em,
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Whoo!
then recycle!
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Yeah!
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Sure. Yeah.
Okay.
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FRANK:
2,000 acres of private powder,
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high-speed lifts,
five-star lodging,
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and a state-of-the-art spa.
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Snow Palace.
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Well, Frank,
it's... marvelous.
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Thank you. There's only
one thing missing.
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What's that?
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The Dennis Reynolds Ski Academy.
CHARLIE: Could be a...
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a good idea
to get a model of that.
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What are you doing?
Hmm?
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What are you doing,
eating a tree?
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Yeah, I thought
this was made out of candy.
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It's a plastic tree, Charlie.
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It's not made out of candy.
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You said
that this was a candy model.
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I never said it was a candy model.
I believe I heard
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you mention it was a
model made out of candy.
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FRANK: Well, let's just
focus on the banquet
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that I'm having tomorrow night
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to entice local investors.
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It'd be a good idea
to get a model of the banquet.
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We could make that candy.
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I'd like to get a
visual on that banquet.
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And we may as well make it candy.
It should be candy.
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All right, look, forget about the model,
all right? Let's not talk about the model.
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The only model
that you should know is Tatiana.
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Tatiana, come in here.
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Meet Tatiana.
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She came all the way
from Bulgaria
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to hand-deliver her finest
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caviar.
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Nicely done, Frank.
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She'll be a fitting reward
for me after I win the big race.
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Until then,
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Tatiana,
I want you to clean yourself,
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for I will enter you hard
and deep,
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and it will last for as long
or as short as I please.
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But you will be clean.
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Only when you are clean
will you know my power.
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(cheering,
music playing in distance)
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What the hell is that?
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It sounds like a party.
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(Kenny Loggins' "Footloose"
playing)
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Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
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(whooping) Yeah! Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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This is so great. I can't thank
you enough. I feel alive again.
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And look at all the cans. We're
gonna be rich! You got to drop it
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with the cans, all right? Nobody
cares about the cans. Really. Yep.
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Oh, okay, well, what about...
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these cans?
Oh! Oh, my God!
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You can't do that!
You can't do that.
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Though they don't seem to mind. They
look like they're really enjoying it.
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Yeah, mountain rules, baby!
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Everybody get your tits out!
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(cheering)
Hell yes!
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He just said, "Take
your tits out," Yeah.
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and they all just took their tits out.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep mine in,
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just for now.
(music stops)
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Party's over, burnout.
Whoops.
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Frank Reynolds.
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Wow.
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It's been...
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30 years to the day.
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How they hanging, Drisko?
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Uh, I lost one of 'em.
Prostate thing. You know.
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Yeah, yeah, me, too. It's
still bouncing around in there,
249
00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:44,779
but it don't do nothing.
I'm gonna stop this.
250
00:09:44,814 --> 00:09:47,031
You guys know each other?
We skied together.
251
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This mountain wasn't big enough
for both of us.
252
00:09:49,986 --> 00:09:52,820
Loser of the big race
was banned for 30 years.
253
00:09:52,906 --> 00:09:55,289
Looks like old Frank here
let his mouth write a check
254
00:09:55,325 --> 00:09:58,409
his ass couldn't cash.
(crowd oohing)
255
00:09:58,495 --> 00:10:00,495
Huh.
256
00:10:00,547 --> 00:10:03,498
Well, I just wrote
another check.
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00:10:03,550 --> 00:10:06,384
To buy the mountain.
(crowd groaning)
258
00:10:06,469 --> 00:10:09,137
How 'bout we race
for the mountain?
259
00:10:09,172 --> 00:10:12,673
Or are you scared you'll lose?
(oohing)
260
00:10:12,759 --> 00:10:16,093
I don't race no more.
261
00:10:16,179 --> 00:10:19,063
I let my son race for me.
262
00:10:19,149 --> 00:10:20,731
Oh...!
263
00:10:20,817 --> 00:10:22,517
Really?
264
00:10:22,602 --> 00:10:24,185
Your son, huh?
265
00:10:24,237 --> 00:10:25,603
Don't think you can beat me?
266
00:10:25,688 --> 00:10:27,905
Oh, I'll beat you.
267
00:10:27,991 --> 00:10:30,525
You better go enjoy your party
while it lasts.
268
00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:33,411
It's gonna be your last one.
269
00:10:33,496 --> 00:10:35,696
Burnout.
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00:10:35,782 --> 00:10:38,499
(cackles)
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MAN (over P.A.): Last day
to squeeze in some turns
272
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before tomorrow's big race.
On a side note,
273
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,480
it's good to see Frank Reynolds
back on the hill.
274
00:10:50,512 --> 00:10:53,032
We'll see if he can patch things
up with old rival, Dave Drisko.
275
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,668
But I wouldn't count on it.
276
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:57,531
Yo, hey, Dennis, did you just hear that?
What?
277
00:10:57,583 --> 00:10:59,917
The-the P.A. announcement.
What-what was that?
278
00:11:00,002 --> 00:11:02,252
Well, there's a lot of people
on this mountain, Charlie.
279
00:11:02,338 --> 00:11:04,254
Everybody's gotta stay informed.
Yeah, but that guy was, like, saying
280
00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:05,872
a bunch of, like, really
personal information about us.
281
00:11:05,925 --> 00:11:08,375
Like, how does he know that?
Right. That's how it works.
282
00:11:08,427 --> 00:11:10,377
Why's he talking about us? There's,
like, hundreds of people out here.
283
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,262
Well, we're the most important
thing that's happening right now.
284
00:11:12,348 --> 00:11:14,214
What? Look, I-I think
I got something
285
00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:17,634
that's gonna clear this all up
for you. Meet my race team.
286
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,221
Where'd these guys come from?
287
00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:23,023
Switzerland?
288
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,392
Yeah, but they came here and
they're racing with us?
289
00:11:25,444 --> 00:11:27,227
I don't... I-I don't
understand that at all.
290
00:11:27,313 --> 00:11:29,062
Well, I needed somebody
to be behind me.
291
00:11:29,114 --> 00:11:30,731
I mean, this guy's my...
kind of my captain,
292
00:11:30,783 --> 00:11:32,566
and these guys are my goons,
you know? If I need 'em
293
00:11:32,618 --> 00:11:34,201
to do something for me,
back me up, you know,
294
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,902
if I'm getting into some...
And... they just
295
00:11:35,955 --> 00:11:37,237
showed up and they're
racing with you?
296
00:11:37,323 --> 00:11:39,072
Yeah.
297
00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:40,907
All right. No
more questions.
298
00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:43,660
Okay, good. All right. Uh, yeah, I-I...
Okay. (scoffs)
299
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,579
All right, now, listen up, guys.
300
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,214
Tomorrow's the big race.
301
00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:50,884
And anything less than first
place will not be tolerated.
302
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,803
In fact, it'll be punished.
303
00:11:52,888 --> 00:11:55,973
But, remember,
I want you to have fun.
304
00:11:56,058 --> 00:11:59,226
But not if it means you're not
gonna get first place.
305
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,228
'Cause
I'll-I'll punish you.
306
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:04,398
All right, now go limber up, and
I'll-I'll meet you at the chair.
307
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,767
Let's go, guys.
March, march, march.
308
00:12:06,819 --> 00:12:09,903
Wow. Uh,
I got to hand it to you,
309
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,072
looks like you got
a pretty good team.
310
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,658
I think so, too. Yeah, yeah. Uh,
look, I don't... I don't get
311
00:12:14,743 --> 00:12:17,361
anything that's happening.
So, uh, I'm out,
312
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,112
you know what I mean? And maybe
we should drink some beer,
313
00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:20,614
eat some snow, and just...
314
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:23,000
(bottle shatters)
What the hell, man?
315
00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:24,701
I'm disappointed in you.
316
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,787
I thought you were a champion.
317
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:29,623
Why? You showed me some
real stuff out there, guy.
318
00:12:29,675 --> 00:12:31,508
I was falling. You were
falling, but you were fast.
319
00:12:31,593 --> 00:12:33,593
But I crashed into some tables.
320
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,629
Crashing and exploding is all
part of the learning curve.
321
00:12:35,681 --> 00:12:37,097
I could turn you
into a champion,
322
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,965
but that's clearly
not what you want.
323
00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:41,768
You want to just be a burnout and
a loser like those other guys.
324
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,020
Dude, I don't even
understand you, man.
325
00:12:43,105 --> 00:12:44,104
Just, like, take it easy...
326
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,260
Where are those coming from?
327
00:12:45,274 --> 00:12:46,973
I'm out, dude.
328
00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:49,476
Like, it's crazy to me.
329
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:50,977
I'm gonna hang out
with Mac and Dee
330
00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:52,813
and see if I can
figure them out, man...
331
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,315
Oh, yeah, yeah. Go hang with
those other two burnout losers.
332
00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:57,067
Yeah, go ahead. You know
what your problem is, buddy?
333
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,453
You got no allegiance.
We're here for two days!
334
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,872
MAN (over P.A.): Look like Charlie
Kelly's walking off the mountain
335
00:13:01,957 --> 00:13:03,874
and out of the big race,
ladies and gentlemen.
336
00:13:03,959 --> 00:13:05,876
He knows my name!
337
00:13:05,961 --> 00:13:07,961
He knows my name!
338
00:13:09,381 --> 00:13:10,964
DRISKO:
Oh, yeah. Here we go.
339
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,217
Take a look.
340
00:13:14,303 --> 00:13:16,636
Oh, wow!
341
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:18,422
Can you see through the wall? Yeah.
Yeah, you can see right through.
342
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,924
Okay, I think I'm getting it.
Yeah. Yeah? Okay.
343
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:24,895
- Hey! I heard your guys' voices. What are
you guys doing in here? - DEE and MAC: Hey!
344
00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:27,500
We are in the middle of a prank
war with Frank and Dennis. Yeah.
345
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,232
All right, nice. What's
the prank? What's the prank?
346
00:13:29,318 --> 00:13:30,600
We're drilling a hole
in the women's shower
347
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,853
so we can look at 'em naked.
Yeah.
348
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:36,356
(laughing) Why? What-what does that
have to do with Frank and Dennis?
349
00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:38,275
I don't know. I don't know.
Well, nothing, really.
350
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,827
It's just a warm-up prank to
get the juices flowing. Yeah!
351
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,746
(chuckling)
Warm-up. We're warming up.
352
00:13:42,831 --> 00:13:44,698
I don't want to be a bummer,
but I kind of
353
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,367
don't get how spying
on naked, unaware women
354
00:13:47,453 --> 00:13:49,619
is a prank at all.
MAC: Me, either.
355
00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,538
Me, either. Me, either.
Well, the real prank
356
00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:53,590
DEE: Mm-hmm. is when I jam
my dick through that hole
357
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,375
and yell, "Special
delivery!"
358
00:13:55,461 --> 00:13:57,761
Oh, dude, I don't think so.
CHARLIE: Oh, no.
359
00:13:57,846 --> 00:14:00,013
You can't do that, man. You'd get in a
lot of trouble for something like that.
360
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,598
That's, like... Yeah.
Maybe we can just
361
00:14:01,683 --> 00:14:03,767
do something that doesn't
involve naked women.
362
00:14:03,852 --> 00:14:06,436
Just... You know, 'cause
that's not fun for me.
363
00:14:06,522 --> 00:14:08,054
How 'bout if I show you my dick?
364
00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:09,139
Why would I want that?
365
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,974
Oh, okay, okay, it's a prank
366
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,560
if you don't want to see it
but he shows you anyway.
367
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,313
This guy gets it. It's gonna be hilarious.
I think I get it.
368
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,982
I'm gonna get myself hard,
and I will show you what I mean.
369
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,617
Hold on a sec. Oh. Oh.
370
00:14:20,702 --> 00:14:22,536
(grunting)
371
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:28,658
Oh, you bastard! You know what,
if you guys are already hard,
372
00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:31,711
just go ahead of me and
I'll-I'll just circle back.
373
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:34,247
Oh, God.
374
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,053
(Rick Springfield's
"Jessie's Girl" playing)
375
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:42,422
Jessie is a friend
376
00:14:42,474 --> 00:14:46,309
Yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine
377
00:14:46,395 --> 00:14:48,178
But lately
something's changed
378
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,930
It ain't hard to define
379
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:52,315
Jessie's got himself a girl
CHARLIE: Shit.
380
00:14:52,401 --> 00:14:54,317
And I want to make her mine
381
00:14:54,403 --> 00:14:56,653
And she's watching him
with those eyes
382
00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:59,105
And she's loving him
with that body
383
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:00,690
I just know it
384
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:02,108
Yeah, and he's
holding her...
385
00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:04,494
Hello, Charlie.
386
00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:07,614
Oh, my God. Uh, I'm so sorry,
I didn't mean to spy.
387
00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:10,000
I was just walking by;
I'm not a Peeping Tom.
388
00:15:10,085 --> 00:15:11,785
Oh, Charlie, I do not mind.
389
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,920
We are on the mountain.
390
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,922
(chuckles): Yeah.
What does that mean?
391
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,457
Everyone keeps saying,
"We're on the mountain,"
392
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,426
but I-I don't get it,
you know what I mean?
393
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,961
Look, where I come
from, you know,
394
00:15:21,013 --> 00:15:22,796
jamming your dick through
a hole in the wall,
395
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,130
that-that's assault,
that's a felony,
396
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:26,099
and, uh, it's just plain wrong.
397
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,133
Something bothering you,
Charlie?
398
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,019
You do not like my breasts?
399
00:15:29,104 --> 00:15:32,105
Uh, no, no, your breasts...
your breasts are great.
400
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,975
Do you want to jump in with me
in the hot tub now?
401
00:15:35,027 --> 00:15:36,276
402
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,979
Yeah. You know,
um... Yeah. Yeah.
403
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,981
I'm gonna stop complaining
about the mountain.
404
00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:43,200
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna let
the mountain work for me.
405
00:15:43,285 --> 00:15:44,401
Now we're talking.
406
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,152
(laughing):
My! Here we go.
407
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:48,622
You know, I wish that I had
Jessie's girl
408
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:51,458
I wish that
I had Jessie's girl
409
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,912
Where can I find
a woman like that?
410
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:59,499
Like Jessie's girl
411
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:02,419
I wish that
I had Jessie's girl
412
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,754
413
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,423
Where can I find a woman
414
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,392
Where can I find
415
00:16:09,478 --> 00:16:11,595
A woman like that?
416
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,514
(playing jazz melody)
417
00:16:23,376 --> 00:16:25,627
MAN (over P.A.):
Welcome to the annual big race.
418
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,060
Who will take home
the top prize?
419
00:16:28,146 --> 00:16:30,229
Local free spirit Dave Drisko...
420
00:16:30,314 --> 00:16:31,814
(loud cheering)
421
00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:33,366
...or fierce new competitor
Dennis Reynolds?
422
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,900
(crowd jeering)
423
00:16:34,986 --> 00:16:37,453
The stakes are high
because the loser today
424
00:16:37,488 --> 00:16:39,655
is walking off the mountain
for 30 years.
425
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,658
Do you realize how important
this race is, Dennis?
426
00:16:42,744 --> 00:16:44,827
Well, yeah, 'cause he just said
how important it is.
427
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,495
I hope you got your bags packed.
428
00:16:46,581 --> 00:16:47,997
I'm gonna get rid of you
429
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,632
once and for all,
Frank Reynolds.
430
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,333
I'm gonna save Party Mountain
431
00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:53,803
and bring back the
glorious good old days.
432
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:54,754
MAN:
Freeze! Police!
433
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,842
David Drisko,
you're under arrest.
434
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,477
MAC:
Oh, shit!
435
00:17:01,512 --> 00:17:03,179
They framed Drisko
so he couldn't do
436
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,680
the big race!
Oh, come on!
437
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,515
This man has committed
a litany of sexual assaults.
438
00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:08,517
His semen was recovered
from crime scenes
439
00:17:08,603 --> 00:17:10,352
all over the mountain.
440
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,821
Let's go, pal.
441
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,355
Lose the hat.
442
00:17:13,441 --> 00:17:16,859
(gasps, groans, laughter)
443
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,028
This guy might not be as
cool as we thought he was.
444
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,613
Even his awesome hair
is bullshit.
445
00:17:20,698 --> 00:17:22,281
You forgot one charge.
What's that?
446
00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:24,033
Assaulting an officer!
447
00:17:24,118 --> 00:17:26,452
Never stop partying!
448
00:17:26,537 --> 00:17:27,369
Oh!
449
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,042
That'll do. You know? Let
them keep thumping ass.
450
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,254
He probably deserves it.
Yeah.
451
00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:36,712
Never stop partying.
452
00:17:36,798 --> 00:17:38,681
Never stop partying!
453
00:17:38,716 --> 00:17:40,382
So...
454
00:17:40,468 --> 00:17:43,352
which one of you losers wants
to win a silver medal?
455
00:17:43,387 --> 00:17:45,354
Ugh. Not me--
I got blasted last night.
456
00:17:45,389 --> 00:17:47,223
I'm so sick. I don't
feel good, either.
457
00:17:47,308 --> 00:17:48,557
I'd also like to remove myself
458
00:17:48,643 --> 00:17:50,443
from the sexual predator team.
459
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,977
(over P.A.):
Well, I guess that does it.
460
00:17:52,063 --> 00:17:54,563
The winner by default
of the annual big race is...
461
00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:56,232
CHARLIE:
Not so fast!
462
00:17:56,317 --> 00:17:57,650
(crowd oohing and aahing)
463
00:17:57,735 --> 00:17:59,568
(chuckles)
464
00:17:59,654 --> 00:18:01,120
This is good.
465
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,456
So you gonna race for them?
466
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,374
No, Dennis, I'm gonna
race for everyone.
467
00:18:05,409 --> 00:18:07,576
I want to race for the people.
468
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,628
(whooping, cheering) You see,
last night Tatiana taught me
469
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,247
all about Communism.
470
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,582
Cold, hard winters, gross soups.
471
00:18:13,668 --> 00:18:16,168
She also taught me
a lot about sex.
472
00:18:16,254 --> 00:18:17,887
Sweet sex, amazing sex,
473
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,922
a lot of sex,
Jacuzzi sex, Dennis!
474
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,091
Jessie's girl...
475
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,259
476
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,727
It was amazing.
477
00:18:24,762 --> 00:18:26,812
So I get it now--
I like the mountain.
478
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,264
I understand the rules.
479
00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,767
And I'm gonna shred.
480
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,103
Well...
481
00:18:34,188 --> 00:18:36,272
this ought to be rich.
482
00:18:37,608 --> 00:18:38,858
(chuckles)
483
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,609
(cackling)
484
00:18:40,695 --> 00:18:43,028
(continues cackling)
485
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,449
(mocking):
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
486
00:18:47,535 --> 00:18:49,952
487
00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:08,804
(cheering, whooping)
488
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,439
489
00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:19,281
He's-he's getting destroyed.
490
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,461
(loud crack)
491
00:19:32,496 --> 00:19:33,579
CROWD:
Oh!
492
00:19:33,664 --> 00:19:35,664
Oh!
493
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,383
My ankles are broken!
494
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:38,417
(yells)
495
00:19:38,502 --> 00:19:42,388
My ankles are broken for sure!
496
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,672
His ankles are broken!
497
00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:45,891
He has broken his ankles!
498
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,509
Oh, they're surely broken!
499
00:19:47,595 --> 00:19:48,928
Charlie can still win!
500
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,179
(cheering)
Go, Charlie!
501
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,598
MAC:
Come on, Charlie!
502
00:19:52,683 --> 00:19:54,984
Little faster! Come on!
A little faster, bud.
503
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,936
DEE:
Straighten out!
504
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:58,737
(grunting)
505
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,189
No! No!
No! No!
506
00:20:00,274 --> 00:20:02,575
(fierce yell)
507
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,776
Yeah!
Ah, shit!
508
00:20:03,861 --> 00:20:05,244
Okay.
509
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,529
DENNIS: I won!
DEE: All right.
510
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,497
The mountain is ours, Frank!
511
00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:09,832
(laughing)
512
00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:12,418
Uh... not exactly.
513
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,786
Uh...
514
00:20:13,871 --> 00:20:15,871
actually, uh...
the whole Snow Palace thing
515
00:20:15,957 --> 00:20:17,873
was, uh, all for show.
516
00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:19,925
(groans)
Huh?
517
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,595
I needed to distract the local
environmentalist groups
518
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,381
while I fracked the mountain.
519
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,183
Wh-Wh... What?!
You fracked the mountain?
520
00:20:28,219 --> 00:20:30,019
Yeah. Yeah,
the banquet, the race--
521
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,687
it was all set up.
522
00:20:31,722 --> 00:20:33,606
It was just a diversion,
it was...
523
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:36,892
a distraction, because
I wanted to get into this hill
524
00:20:36,978 --> 00:20:39,645
and suck out
its natural resources.
525
00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:42,281
So all this here was
just one big setup?
526
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,700
Yeah.
I hired the hookers,
527
00:20:44,735 --> 00:20:47,286
so you could rip their tops off.
That makes sense.
528
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,738
Oh... That makes a lot of sense.
529
00:20:49,824 --> 00:20:52,291
So what do we do now?
I'm good. You want to...
530
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:53,896
you want to stick
around, it's okay. No.
531
00:20:53,911 --> 00:20:55,494
It'd be good to go back to
Philly, right? I mean...
532
00:20:55,579 --> 00:20:57,046
I'm pretty tired.
It was quite a weekend.
533
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,464
Honestly, I don't even
like skiing that much.
534
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,166
(groaning): I-I need to go see a doctor.
535
00:21:01,252 --> 00:21:03,052
Yeah, I should probably see a
doctor, too, actually, I guess,
536
00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:04,553
if Tatiana was a hooker.
Oh, yeah.
537
00:21:04,588 --> 00:21:05,888
Oh, God, gross. Yeah.
That's not good.
538
00:21:05,923 --> 00:21:07,923
(groans)
539
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,925
MAN (over P.A.):
Well, folks, you heard it.
540
00:21:10,011 --> 00:21:12,261
Frank fracked the mountain,
and it looks like
541
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,647
we'll all be out of jobs.
DENNIS: Oh... God!
542
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,482
So, did you even hire that guy?
543
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,435
You know, Charlie, I have
no idea who that guy is.
544
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,021
Huh. I guess some things really
are different on the mountain.
545
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,989
Yeah.
546
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:33,998
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547
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:35,868
Uh-huh
548
00:21:41,542 --> 00:21:43,258
Whoo!
549
00:21:43,308 --> 00:21:47,858
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