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ALL:
Motownphilly's back
again
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DEE:
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
da-da-da
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Doing a little East
Coast swing
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Boyz II Men going off...
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
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Not too hard, not too soft
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DENNIS:
Back in school
We used to dream about this
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Every day
Could it really happen
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Or do dreams just fade away?
No, no, no, no, stop, stop,
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stop, stop.
God, guys, damn it.
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I mean, you know, I need a
little... (sighs)
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a little buoyancy in the
harmonies.
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I mean, listen to the lyrics.
Right? "Not too hard...
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not too soft."
You were coming in pretty
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hard, I would say.
The lead's got to cut
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through, Dee.
CHARLIE: I don't know, man.
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I thought we sounded pretty
good.
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Oh, we sounded "pretty good."
Oh, hi, super group Boyz II Men,
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please let us win your contest.
We sound, eh, pretty good.
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Come on, man.
If we're gonna open for Boyz II
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Men at the Boyz II Men concert,
we need to dazzle them with our
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harmonies.
Mmm...
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Okay.
FRANK: He's dead.
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Rodriguez is dead.
Frank, will you get out of
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here?
We're in the middle of Boyz II
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Men rehearsal.
Well, hold on a second.
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I'll bite-- who's Rodriguez?
That sweet old man from our
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building.
This is the worst flu that
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Philly has ever seen.
Wow.
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We have to quarantine
ourselves.
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What?
MAC: Frank, we're not gonna
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die of the flu because we're
young and vital.
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You are old and feeble.
Actually, Frank does bring up
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a good point.
We can't afford to get sick
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right now.
'Cause you know what you can't
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do when you get the flu?
Sing?
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Sing.
Sing.
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Yeah, I mean, I was gonna...
You wanted to say it?
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Yeah, but I wanted to say it.
Oh, shit, well, I'm sorry,
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man.
Uh, do you want to ask it
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again, or...?
Ask us again.
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Uh, you know what you can't
do when you get...?
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Nah, forget it, it's fine.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Quarantine, baby!
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All right, this
is gonna be good.
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Everybody find a spot to put
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your sleeping bags and
we'll be all set.
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All right, Frank,
where we at, my man?
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Well, right there.
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You know, you don't
have to sleep together.
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It's a comfort thing.
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Guys, I got to say, I'm
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excited to play quarantine.
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Oh, my God, for the last
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time, we're not playing
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quarantine, this
is a quarantine.
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Huh?
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I'm gonna get so blacked out.
Yeah!
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What are you talking about?
Mac, do you want to lose this
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singing contest?
Why do you think we're
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quarantining ourselves in the
first place?
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To protect my life!
No, to preserve our vocal
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cords, okay?
Which also means no alcohol,
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guys.
Come on, dude!
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That's crazy.
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
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that's a good idea.
Because alcohol lowers your
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immune system.
Well, why the hell are we
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quarantining ourselves in a bar,
if we can't drink?
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We got to drink.
Yes, hi, I'd like to order
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two pepperonis, one combo and
breadsticks, like, a shitload of
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breadsticks...
(Frank grunting)
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Hey!
You can't do that.
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This is a quarantine.
Nothing goes out, nothing comes
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in.
Especially a pizza guy.
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Going house to house, handling
money, banging lonely broads.
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They're filthy!
All right, come on, listen.
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I'm gonna take all your cell
phones.
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You lost your privileges.
Thanks a lot, Dee.
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It's just until the vaccine
is replenished.
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He does make a good point,
you know?
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Vaccines really do work.
My mom used to vaccinate me,
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like, every month, and I never
got sick.
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The reason you didn't get
sick was because you and your
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mom would wear those ridiculous
bubble boy suits during the flu
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season.
Okay, what are we gonna do in
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here if we can't eat pizza or
drink beer?
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Well, I'll tell you exactly
what we're gonna do.
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ALL: Practice.
Come on, man, you know, like,
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just let me do it.
Like, why do you keep
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doing that?
Why do you guys keep stealing
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that from me?
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ALL:
Dum-dum-dum-da-da
Dum-dum-dum-da-da
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Die-ya-ya-yada
Da-da-da-ah-oh.
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Yes!
That was good.
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That sounded... that's harmony.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It was terrible, let's try it
again, let's try, let's do it
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it again.
We've been working this
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forever.
I think it's fine for now.
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Yeah.
You think fine is good enough
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for the Boyz II the Men?
Ah, calm down.
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Okay, guys, I think we're
focusing a little too much on
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the singing and not enough on
the showmanship.
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You know, maybe we should
work out a couple of sweet dance
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moves, you know?
What is that? Yeah.
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Like, that we could all do in
unison.
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Or maybe we could wear the same
outfit!
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Okay, yes!
We'll create a visual harmony,
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same outfit, good.
Oh, you guys, you guys, if we
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want to stand out, you know what
we got to do?
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We got to focus on our story.
Yes!
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Those competitions are all
about how singing helped you
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overcome some major obstacle,
you know?
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So I'll do, like, a stutter, and
I'll say I got it from-from
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watching, like, a friend get
blown to bits in Iraq.
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Ooh, ooh, you know what?
And do it with a Southern accent
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and talk about Jesus a lot.
Yeah!
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Good, good, okay, so we'll
be, like, a group of, like,
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Southern, stuttering army vets
with, like, a religious bend.
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Mm-hmm.
Okay, and then we'll all be
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in the same outfit.
Oh, we should be, like,
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carnies.
We're gonna be carnies.
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Religious stuttering army
carnies.
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Who love Jesus.
And watched our friends
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explode on stage.
And have pearls and sing...
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My friend exploded
My friend exploded...
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey!
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It's great, no?
Hey.
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No.
Absolutely not.
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Are you kidding me?
What?
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What?
It's a singing competition.
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So can we please work on our
harmonies?
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And not talk about dressing like
army carnies?
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But then maybe one of us
can be a...
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One, two, three.
(banging in distance)
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Goddamn it! Come out here!
Come on out here.
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What? What? What?
What is your problem?
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This.
I found it in the back office
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in the garbage.
It's still warm.
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This whole quarantine has been
compromised.
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What... me?!
Come on... come on.
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Why would I do it?
You guys would suspect me.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a
recent delivery you made to
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Paddy's Pub.
I'll get to the bottom of
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this.
Yeah, all right, well, what was
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the name on the order?
(Dennis chuckling)
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Spider-Man.
That's very clever, yeah,
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yeah, yeah.
Dennis, ask him how it's
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possible for him to talk to you
through a cut phone wire.
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How is it possible for you to
talk to me through a cut ph...
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(Dennis stammers)
I cut it when I found the
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pizza.
Holy shit.
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Dennis is Spider-Man.
No... no one is Spider-Man.
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Fine, yeah, oh, yeah, it was
me, the evil villain with the
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perfect voice who ordered the
pizza, but, guys, you don't have
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to worry about me, all right?
I can fight off whatever stupid
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illness this pizza may or may
not have had, all right?
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I'm in perfect control of my
body.
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Just like I am with my voice.
I-I-I can go from flaccid to
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erect at a moment's notice.
He can, I've seen it.
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Buddy, you're seeing it.
You're all seeing it.
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'Cause I'm doing it right now.
Flaccid, erect.
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Flaccid, erect.
Flaccid, erect.
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Not too hard, not too soft.
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Come on, what are you doing?!
You're gonna quarantine me
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inside a quarantine, really?
Aw, sh...
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Now, this is the look that I
was talking about.
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You got the bow ties and the
ball caps.
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It's casual formal.
Yeah, right, right, right.
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Like, are they bat boys or are
they butlers?
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You don't know, but it's like a
sweet look.
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DENNIS:
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
- ma-ma-ma.
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What is he doing?
Oh, I'm just warming up my
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voice a little bit.
You guys should, uh, keep warm.
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Stay warm.
Oh, my God, I'm loving him
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in the bathroom.
Me, too.
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I mean, it's great.
Now, I did a little sketch
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of the outfit myself.
And I wasn't quite sure what
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you were going for.
Like, if we were all each gonna
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be a body part, or if you wanted
us mashed in this thing
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side-by-side somehow?
What are you talking about?
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Well, you said that we're all
in the same outfit, right?
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So I'm trying to figure, like,
who goes where.
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"Same" as in "matching,"
not same as in jammed into
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the same set of clothing.
Okay, not sure that's
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as good, 'cause this really
makes a splash with the crowd.
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Dee, what do you think
about all this?
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(hick accent): D-D-D-Don't-
Don't put me on the spot.
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I-I'm just, I-I-I'm just a
Jesus-loving e-e-ex-marine.
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That's really good.
I mean, so, so sad.
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It's supposed to be sad.
It's supposed to guilt them
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into voting for us, you know.
(hick accent): That's not all.
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This Bible's a Bible of my
daddy who just di-di-died
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in my-my arms of-of throat
cancer, from-from eating
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some-some-some bad pussy.
Hmm. Hmm.
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You just earned you spot at
the head of the suit, Dee.
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That was really good.
That was good.
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Frank, what the hell
are you doing, dude?
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I'm getting rid of all this
contaminated crap!
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Now, come on, you're going
crazy with this food
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thing, Frank.
We need to eat.
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We need to eat, but we only
eat protected food from now on.
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Like, oranges and coconuts
and snow crab.
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No! No snow crabs!
The shells could lacerate
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your throats.
Absolutely not.
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Okay, well, someone's gonna
have to go out and get this
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food, so I'll do it.
No, no, no!
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You can go out together.
You can't go out alone.
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In case one of you get sneezed
on, the other one can
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report back.
Frank, tell you what.
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Mac and I will go out.
And I guarantee we won't
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get sneezed on.
All right, dude, first things
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first.
Let's get some beer, man.
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You know, screw Dennis
and his rules.
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The guy's, like, you know,
such a dick about shit.
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Yeah, dude, he can be
so controlling, you know?
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He can do really cool stuff
with his dick, though.
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You gotta ease up on talking
about dicks, man.
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Like, it's just, it's too much
by this point.
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You think? Oh, wait a second.
There's no, there's no
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opening to this.
Shit, I'm sorry, dude.
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I forgot, there's no opening
in yours.
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But my mom rigged hers with a
special pouch so that she could
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have her cocktails.
See? It fills up.
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Your mom rigged her suit so
she could drink booze?
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Dude, you mom's an alcoholic.
My mom's not an alcoholic!
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No, bro! She is, but it's
totally cool, because it skips
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a generation.
That's why you're not
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an alcoholic.
(woman coughs, Mac gasps)
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That's not good right
there, man!
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There's too many bogeys!
Let's get some fruit,
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let's get out of here,
let's get back
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to the quarantine.
That's right, man.
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Let's get out of here.
Whoa! Stop!
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What is this? I love it!
Huh?
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What was all this?
Oh, it's just a little
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dance move I've been working on.
It's stupid.
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I was just practicing.
No, man, that's sweet
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as hell.
Show me that shit.
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You like it?
Yeah!
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It sort of like a Fly Girl
power spin.
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I've been working on it.
It's a...
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You want to see the whole thing?
It's sort of a...
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Whoo! (grunts)
Oh, shit, you all right?
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It's a balance thing.
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
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You got a breach!
Oh, shit!
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Come on.
Hey! Close your pit!
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Close your pit!
Don't tell Frank.
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I won't tell Frank.
Hold your arm.
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Don't tell Frank.
Hold your breath. Go! Move!
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Charlie, don't tell Frank!
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Look at all the hair.
Look at the hair.
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It's like a goddamn
barber shop.
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Be on the lookout, Deandra!
Yeah, copy that.
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Looking for hair.
Stop talking about hair,
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please.
It's very annoying to me.
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That's what carries
the disease, Dennis-- the hair.
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We don't really need it.
Look at us.
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We're evolving without it.
We came from the apes,
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and look at us now.
One day, we'll be completely
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hairless and totally pure.
Yeah, you should write
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that down.
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What are you doing?
Cleaning, cleaning.
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You know, you said scrub
the place from top to bottom.
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And it was a good thing that I
did, too, because I'll tell
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you what.
Mad dusty up there.
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Yeah, good-good...
good thinking.
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00:11:07,356 --> 00:11:09,956
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
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00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:23,136
Were you eating pizza
and drinking beer up there?
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Yes, Frank, I was eating and
drinking in a ceiling.
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I mean, will you use your head?
No, I'm getting a little
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stir crazy.
Yeah.
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That's-that's...
Yeah, it's driving you nuts.
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Driving me nuts.
I get it.
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00:11:35,884 --> 00:11:39,352
Right.
One more thing.
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Hmm?
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That's not mine.
(Frank growls)
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Hey, Frank, are you kidding me?
Goddamn it, it's just one beer!
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Oh!
It only takes one germ, Dee.
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00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:02,475
Oh, Jesus!
Of course, how anybody thinks
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that a germ could survive
a scalding hot pizza
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is beyond me.
(coughs)
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Oh, Dennis, you don't
look good.
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Trust me, Dee, if I found
myself getting sick, I would
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simply say...
"Sickness be gone!"
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(Dennis groans)
(Dee shrieks)
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It's all here, you know:
oranges, hand sanitizer,
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00:12:26,301 --> 00:12:28,668
basically everything.
No snow crabs, you know.
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00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:33,039
Hey, where's Dee?
Quarantined.
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There was a breach.
No breaches on your end, right?
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00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,280
No.
No, no breaches.
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00:12:40,282 --> 00:12:42,315
Yeah. Everything's cool.
No, no, breaches.
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00:12:42,317 --> 00:12:44,351
Yeah, everything was cool.
Yeah, everything was good.
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00:12:44,353 --> 00:12:47,020
Good. I'm gonna go shave.
Get all this filthy hair
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off my face.
Oh.
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00:12:50,926 --> 00:12:54,027
Then when I come back,
we'll play some games so nobody
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goes nuts or nothing.
(humming)
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00:12:57,399 --> 00:13:07,173
Uh, movie, movie.
Okay, movie.
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Two, three, four, five words.
Doesn't matter?
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Ocean's Eleven.
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Ocean's Twelve!Ocean's Thirteen!
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00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,086
Frank, I can't concentratewhen you look like this.
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00:13:20,088 --> 00:13:22,088
You look ridiculous, man.It was What's Eating
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00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:24,391
Gilbert Grape?That's where all the bacteria
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00:13:24,393 --> 00:13:27,928
lies, Charlie, in your hair.That's why I shaved it off.
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00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:31,498
Now it just flows off my body.You should do the same, mm-hmm.
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00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:35,602
(Mac sneezes)He breached! He breached!
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00:13:35,604 --> 00:13:38,338
His suit ripped in the store!He tried to do, like a power
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00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:40,473
spin, and it ripped.And he probably got sick!
309
00:13:40,475 --> 00:13:43,643
That's not true! Oh, you rat!This is bullshit!
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00:13:43,645 --> 00:13:45,612
This is bullshit!I feel fine.
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(door closes)You should stand over there
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'cause I think I'm reallygetting the flu.
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00:13:50,018 --> 00:13:52,352
Oh, I'm-I'm sick as a dogalready.
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00:13:52,354 --> 00:13:55,555
Oh, if you guys are gettingsick, then stay away from me.
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00:13:55,557 --> 00:13:58,491
Holy shit, dude!I think we need to call 911 for
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00:13:58,493 --> 00:14:00,460
you.Hey, should we work on our
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harmonies?Seriously, dude?
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00:14:02,464 --> 00:14:04,431
think we need to get you to ahospital.
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00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:06,666
(singing high-pitched note)
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00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:26,386
Does that sound like a manwho needs to be in a hospital?
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00:14:26,388 --> 00:14:28,722
Yeah, dude.From the top.
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00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:32,726
(weakly):
Motown...Motownphilly...
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(Dennis retches)(Dennis vomiting)
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00:14:35,397 --> 00:14:37,497
(Mac retches)(Dee retches)
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(all vomiting)
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00:14:43,462 --> 00:14:44,960
(Charlie chewing)
Charlie?
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Charlie, look at that.
Look how clean I am.
328
00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:50,653
Dude, you look like a
shriveled raisin.
329
00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:52,922
It's all about purity, Charlie.
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00:14:52,924 --> 00:14:56,626
Humans are filthy.
Dirty filthy.
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00:14:56,628 --> 00:14:59,195
All right, man.
You got to mix in with
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beasts...
fowl, rodents.
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00:15:04,602 --> 00:15:08,504
People do what they do, man.
What am I gonna do about it?
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00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:12,408
When I get out of here,
I'm gonna clean Philadelphia.
335
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:15,945
Good.
A giant cleanse.
336
00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:21,417
Well, good luck with that.
Not the city...
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00:15:21,419 --> 00:15:26,889
the population.
Okay, well...
338
00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:29,192
go for it.
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00:15:38,761 --> 00:15:43,840
I can't stop shaking.
It's so hot and also so cold.
340
00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:46,809
What's up, what's up?
Talking hot and cold?
341
00:15:46,811 --> 00:15:49,212
Mm-hmm.
Charlie, are you sick, too?
342
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:51,214
Hmm, sick?
Nah, Frank's all trying to
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00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,883
shave me and shit.
I'm like, "Dude, no way."
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00:15:53,885 --> 00:15:55,952
So, I figured I'd hang out with
you guys instead, you know?
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00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:57,954
We're very sick, we have the
flu.
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00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,956
If you, if you stay in here,
you're gonna get sick.
347
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,091
Good, he deserves it for
ratting me out.
348
00:16:02,093 --> 00:16:04,794
Please, Mac, I've been
vaccinated for every disease in
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the book.
I'm gonna be just fine.
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00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:14,070
(Charlie retching)
Oh, God.
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00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:18,040
That's a lot of throw up.
This flu is so brutal.
352
00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:20,977
(Dennis coughs)
Hey, guys?
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00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:24,514
I think I might be coming down
with something, too.
354
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:27,984
Are you kidding me, dude?
Like, I think you're gonna die.
355
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:30,653
I think I'm gonna die.
I've never felt like this before
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00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:33,289
in my life.
If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna
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00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:37,026
go down drinking.
Anyone want some booze?
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00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:39,061
I knew you drank cleaning
supplies.
359
00:16:39,063 --> 00:16:42,298
Oh, no, dude, this is booze.
I stash whiskey in here.
360
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:45,601
Dude, you are an alcoholic.
Whatever.
361
00:16:45,603 --> 00:16:48,538
Dee stashes warm beer in the
ceiling of the back office.
362
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,907
I keep a flask of cr?me de
menthe behind the jukebox in the
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00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,909
bar, it's not a big deal.
Just drink, you know, because
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00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:54,877
this might be our last chance.
Bottoms up.
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00:16:54,879 --> 00:16:56,846
(Dee groans, gulps)
366
00:16:56,848 --> 00:17:03,052
I'm not getting it.
So you crawl around on the bed,
367
00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:05,329
looking for minerals?
Uh, no.
368
00:17:05,331 --> 00:17:07,331
If I'm looking for minerals,
I got to be under the bed.
369
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,133
Minerals on top of the bed
doesn't make any sense,
370
00:17:09,135 --> 00:17:10,968
actually.
None of this makes any sense.
371
00:17:10,970 --> 00:17:13,204
It's insane.
You know, I don't know about
372
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,339
you guys, and I don't know why
this is happening, but I
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00:17:15,341 --> 00:17:17,408
actually feel a lot better.
Well, you look better.
374
00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:19,243
You guys all look better.
I'm actually feeling better,
375
00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:21,045
too.
I feel great.
376
00:17:21,047 --> 00:17:23,047
Yeah.
How is that even possible?
377
00:17:23,049 --> 00:17:25,383
All we've been doing is sitting
here and drinking.
378
00:17:25,385 --> 00:17:27,351
How could we have gotten better
so quickly?
379
00:17:27,353 --> 00:17:30,721
Oh, my God, you guys.
You guys, we haven't been
380
00:17:30,723 --> 00:17:32,690
drinking since we quarantined
ourselves into the bar.
381
00:17:32,692 --> 00:17:34,525
At least since we got stuck
in the bathroom.
382
00:17:34,527 --> 00:17:36,360
Oh, that's right.
Wait, wait, wait, so what are
383
00:17:36,362 --> 00:17:38,629
you saying?
That-that we never had the flu?
384
00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:40,131
We were just having alcohol
withdrawal?
385
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,133
Yeah.
Alcohol withdrawals!
386
00:17:42,135 --> 00:17:44,368
That's great!
Is it great? It means
387
00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:47,104
we're all alcoholics.
MAC & CHARLIE: Ah...
388
00:17:47,106 --> 00:17:49,140
Yeah, yeah... right.
What do we do with that
389
00:17:49,142 --> 00:17:51,475
information?
What do you do with
390
00:17:51,477 --> 00:17:53,144
any information?
You just stuff it deep down
391
00:17:53,146 --> 00:17:55,079
inside and keep an eye on it.
You keep it.
392
00:17:55,081 --> 00:17:56,614
I'm certainly not gonna
stop drinking.
393
00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:58,582
I mean, I physically can't.
No, no, not at this point.
394
00:17:58,584 --> 00:18:00,117
We're in, we're in too deep.
Yeah.
395
00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,019
I'm a, I'm a young guy.
Just kids having fun, right?
396
00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:03,788
That's right.
We got an audition to make.
397
00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:05,256
So let's bust this door
down, Mac.
398
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,558
What do you say, you want
to roundhouse the door for us?
399
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,760
I was gonna suggest that.
Yeah, I know you were, buddy.
400
00:18:09,762 --> 00:18:12,363
That's why I said it.
Just do it and get it over with.
401
00:18:12,365 --> 00:18:13,898
Okay.
Hold on, hold on, though.
402
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:16,567
If we don't want to break the
door, I have a key.
403
00:18:16,569 --> 00:18:19,370
You've got a key?!
We've been in here this whole
404
00:18:19,372 --> 00:18:21,439
time, and you could've
let us out?!
405
00:18:21,441 --> 00:18:23,574
I didn't know that we were
trapped in here.
406
00:18:23,576 --> 00:18:25,076
I thought we were just
playing quarantine.
407
00:18:25,078 --> 00:18:26,410
What the...?!
No, we're not playing
408
00:18:26,412 --> 00:18:28,145
quarantine.
We're quarantined.
409
00:18:28,147 --> 00:18:31,048
Let's go.
Just open the door.
410
00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:34,719
Yo, Frank! We're not sick.
Yeah, we're fine, dude. We...
411
00:18:34,721 --> 00:18:38,389
Whoa. What the hell is this?
Oh, shit, I think
412
00:18:38,391 --> 00:18:40,391
it's hand sanitizer.
Hmm?
413
00:18:40,393 --> 00:18:42,460
Hand sanitizer?
Where is it going?
414
00:18:42,462 --> 00:18:46,964
Frank?
Uh, why is there hand sanitizer
415
00:18:46,966 --> 00:18:50,568
all over the floor?
It goes in here and...
416
00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:52,269
Oh!
Frank?
417
00:18:52,271 --> 00:18:54,638
Oh, my God!
What the hell did you do
418
00:18:54,640 --> 00:19:00,077
to yourself?
I just want to be pure.
419
00:19:00,079 --> 00:19:02,179
God, what are we gonna
do about this?
420
00:19:02,181 --> 00:19:05,249
Probably get him to the
hospital, right?
421
00:19:05,251 --> 00:19:09,453
Yeah. Ooh, let's make
a quick stop first.
422
00:19:09,455 --> 00:19:14,091
Motownphilly's back again
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
423
00:19:14,093 --> 00:19:17,995
Doing a little East Coast
swing
424
00:19:17,997 --> 00:19:22,666
Boyz II Men going off
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
425
00:19:22,668 --> 00:19:25,036
Not too hard, not too soft
426
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:28,072
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD
427
00:19:28,074 --> 00:19:30,007
Mm-hmm.
So, what do you think?
428
00:19:30,009 --> 00:19:31,942
In your professional opinion,
you think we got a shot?
429
00:19:31,944 --> 00:19:33,978
I mean, we're talking about
Boyz II Men here.
430
00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:35,880
We want to go and we want
to win.
431
00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:37,048
Yeah.
Boyz II Men?
432
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,883
That concert is canceled.
What? Why?
433
00:19:38,885 --> 00:19:40,818
Yeah, yeah, they all got
the flu.
434
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,987
Oh, son of a bitch!
So we did this for nothing?
435
00:19:42,989 --> 00:19:44,188
Well, I mean, no, not nothing.
436
00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:45,890
I mean, guys, look,
we came together in harmony.
437
00:19:45,892 --> 00:19:47,858
You know, if I'm being
honest, I'd rather go back to
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00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:50,027
the bar and get drunk, than go
to some, you know, concert.
439
00:19:50,029 --> 00:19:51,629
Yes!
You know what, guys?
440
00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:53,497
We can sing at the bar
like we always do.
441
00:19:53,499 --> 00:19:54,865
That's right.
Yeah, but drink.
442
00:19:54,867 --> 00:19:56,634
Oh, yeah.
'Cause I want to drink.
443
00:19:56,636 --> 00:19:58,469
And we got to stay healthy.
That's right.
444
00:19:58,471 --> 00:20:00,271
We have to stay healthy.
We'll always drink.
445
00:20:00,273 --> 00:20:02,139
Well, then from the top,
shall we?
446
00:20:02,141 --> 00:20:04,942
Okay.
Motownphilly's back again
447
00:20:04,944 --> 00:20:08,312
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Doing a little East
448
00:20:08,314 --> 00:20:12,116
Coast swing.
Okay, we've got to get
449
00:20:12,118 --> 00:20:15,019
that sanitizer off you, huh?
450
00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:21,258
You ready for your sponge bath?
451
00:20:25,961 --> 00:20:27,537
Shit.
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