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( theme song playing )
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Oh, Schultz,
I just heard that...
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( chuckling ):
This is very nice.
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Germany is locked in a death
struggle with her enemies,
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and you're practicing
to be a trained seal.
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He's got to have a trade
for after the war, sir.
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Hogan, what are you doing here?
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Shopping for a trained seal act.
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If you don't mind,
I would like
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to conduct some
Luftwaffe business.
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Okay.
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Major Strauss called
from Stalag 4.
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General Burkhalter
and Captain Ritter
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are on their way over here.
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Have the VIP quarters
been cleaned?
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All is in order,
Herr Commandant.
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And lucky for you. Carry on.
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You-- out!
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Dismissed.
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Who's
Captain Ritter?
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Luftwaffe staff officer,
Intelligence Section.
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Any idea why he's
coming to Shangri-La?
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The big shot doesn't
tell us anything.
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Yeah.
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I can see you're busy.
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I'll see you later.
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( moans )
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Ah?
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Intelligence officer?
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Right, and due here
in a few hours.
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Could be important.
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Kinch, radio London,
tell them to stand by.
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We may have
something for them.
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Right.
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LeBeau, Carter,
when Burkhalter
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and this Captain
Ritter arrive,
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I want you to get
in the office
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and clean it--
ears open.
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We already did
that once, sir.
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Clean it again,
Carter.
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Hasn't anyone
ever told you
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war is a
dirty business?
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Bonjour!
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Hi, folks.
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What are you
doing in here?
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We've come
to clean the office.
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But you cleaned it
this morning.
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That's right.
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Where does
the time go?
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SCHULTZ:
Out!
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The officers
are having a meeting.
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No one allowed in here.
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Well, with all
that brass here,
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you want everyone
to look busy, don't you?
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Never mind.
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We'll tell
Colonel Hogan
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you wouldn't
let us clean it.
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And he'll tell Klink.
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And Klink
will tell you.
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Oh, boy, will he tell you.
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Hey, drop us
a postcard.
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Let us know which combat unit
you've been assigned to.
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Bye, ma'am.
Au revoir.
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Wait a minute!
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Come in.
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Go ahead. Clean--
but make it fast.
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Would you move your
great bulk aside, Sergeant?
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Wh-Wh-What for?
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We have to clean inside
the closet. Thank you.
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KLINK:
What brings you to Stalag 13?
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Captain Ritter
has been ordered
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to acquaint himself
with Luftwaffe
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prisoner-of-war facilities.
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The general was
kind enough
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to let me tag along on
the inspection tour.
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( chuckles ):
I'm at your disposal, Captain.
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I will give you
any information that I have.
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Danke, Herr Colonel.
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You may learn a few things
anyway. Hmm!
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( chuckles )
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Will you be filing a report
with Headquarters, sir?
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I mean, are they
contemplating any changes?
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Klink's a very secure man.
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No report,
Colonel.
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My work is Luftwaffe
Intelligence.
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( chuckling )
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There, there is nothing
more intelligent
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than Intelligence,
I always say.
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Unfortunately, that's
what he always says,
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among other things.
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The general knows me so well.
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It has not been easy.
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Well, Captain,
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we shall try
to make things
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as comfortable
as possible for you.
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Now, if there is
anything I can do.
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There is one small
thing, Colonel.
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Mm-hmm.
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I have a Luftwaffe
code book with me.
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Top secret, of course.
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I wonder if you could
put it in your safe.
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Captain.
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I shall make it my
personal responsibility.
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VoilĂ .
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In the safe it goes.
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In the office safe.
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Oui. Wrapped in a nice
waterproof package.
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Luftwaffe codes.
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Just what London
wants for Christmas.
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It's not what I want
for Christmas, boy.
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Can we get it?
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I'd have to steal it
long enough to copy it.
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Boy, what I'd
like for Christmas
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is some new tires for
my motorcycle back home.
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Newkirk could open
the commandant's safe.
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I've done it before.
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Very risky.
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A man could get
killed that way.
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Not if you
don't speed.
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It's worth a try.
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All right, Newkirk'll
get the book.
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Kinch, you handle
the switchboard.
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We need Klink out
of his office
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for about ten minutes.
That's it.
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Boy, wouldn't
do any good
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to get those tires to my
motorcycle for Christmas.
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I'd have to be back
home to enjoy them.
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Boy, that's
what I wish.
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I wish I was a
civilian again.
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So do we, Carter.
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So do we.
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Just answer my
question, Newkirk.
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Do you call
these windows clean?
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I do the best
I can, sir.
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Well, if that's
an example of your best,
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maybe you ought
to try your worst.
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That's very
funny, Colonel.
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I don't mind
being knocked about
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with a touch
of humor, sir.
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What is going on here?
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Just a minute,
Commandant.
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When you do a job,
don't you try to be perfect?
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I mean, when you're working,
what are you thinking about?
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Girls, mostly, sir.
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It's been a long war.
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This is my office, you know.
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What's going on here?
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The colonel
doesn't fancy
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the job I did on your
windows, Commandant.
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Well, if the windows
in the nerve center
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of Stalag 13
can't be clean, I give up.
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They look all
right to me.
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Commandant, do you
want Burkhalter
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to tell that gang in Berlin
that you've got DW?
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DW?
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Dirty windows.
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Oh, never mind. Get on with it.
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Commandant, would you
like to step outside
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for a few minutes
while I do the job?
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No, the commandant
would like to continue his work.
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Now, clean the windows
and do it quietly.
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( phone ringing )
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Colonel Klink speaking.
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Heil Hitler.
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Sergeant of the guard,
Herr Commandant.
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General Burkhalter
requests that you report
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to his quarters at once.
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I'll be there
immediately.
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Schultz!
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Yes, Herr Commandant.
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Schultz, did you
send for me?
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Me send for you?
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I never send
for anybody,
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not even
if I need them.
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I was told the general
wanted to see me.
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I walked in there and
interrupted his nap.
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Ooh, how terrible.
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Interrupting a general's nap
could cost a promotion.
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If it costs me a
promotion, Schultz,
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imagine what it
would cost you.
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I've got to build up
my efficiency rating.
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What do we have on
the disciplinary file?
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The prisoners were writing
nasty things about you
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on the barracks walls.
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Old stuff.
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Old, but true.
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Oh, shut up. Who cares?
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Oh...
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There are five
silver spoons
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missing from
the officers mess.
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No, that's not... Wait.
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That could be it.
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Call a special formation
of all prisoners at once.
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Everyone must be
there, no exceptions.
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Tell Kinch
to start sending that
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to London immediately.
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I'll stay here and cover.
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Right.
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Oh, Colonel.
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If you ever get
anything valuable,
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I wouldn't keep it
in that bloody
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crackerbox if
I were you.
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Not with you around.
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Where do you think
you're going, soldier?!
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I'm going to
the barracks.
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Halt!
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There has been a special
formation called at once!
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Right, Herr Schultz.
I'll be there
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and if I'm not there,
start without me.
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( blows whistle )
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Hold it, now...
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Get this man
to the special
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formation at once!
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Take it easy,
take it easy.
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There's no need
to get alarmed.
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Good Lor...
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See what you
nearly made me do.
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Achtung!
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Prisoners,
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the mess sergeant reports that
five silver spoons are missing
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from the officers mess.
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The guilty man has 48 hours
to return those spoons
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and report himself
to the sergeant
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for suitable punishment.
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If he fails to do so,
the entire camp
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will be restricted to quarters
and all privileges revoked.
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Dismissed.
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Why did you have to
throw it in the well?
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I was making a wish.
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I couldn't eat the bloody
code book, could I?
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The question now
is, how do we
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get the book
out of the well?
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We could tunnel up
to it, Colonel.
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Yeah, it'd
take too long.
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Find an excuse to
work over there-- above ground.
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We start digging
and tell them
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we're trying to get
the well started again.
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Carter, go away.
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Help the Krauts
find those spoons.
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Well, hold it, hold it.
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We could dig that well,
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but they'd have
to need water.
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Okay, we cut the pipes.
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No, we need more time for
digging. Something bigger.
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How about the water
works at Hamelburg?
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Hey, that's marvelous!
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Hey, see, guys, I
did have an idea.
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Blow up the water
works in Hamelburg.
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Uh-huh.
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The water works
in Hamel...
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Colonel, wait a minute!
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Don't listen to me!
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I don't always know
what I'm saying!
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( explosions continuing )
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( exhaling )
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( faucet rattling )
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( faucet rattling )
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Klink!!
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( sputtering )
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And you expect people
to go without water?
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What?
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I see.
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Heil Hitler.
264
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,634
How long will the water be
turned off, Herr Kommandant?
265
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:43,304
Oh, it may take days.
266
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,931
But we do have wine,
General Burkhalter.
267
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:49,018
I've never tried brushing
my teeth with wine.
268
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:52,980
We have several bottles
of Riesling 1936.
269
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,524
And I have no intention
of walking around
270
00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:57,735
with drunken bridgework.
271
00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:58,819
( knock at door )
272
00:12:58,861 --> 00:12:59,945
Come in, come in,
come in.
273
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:00,946
Excuse me, gentlemen.
274
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,197
A word with you,
Commandant?
275
00:13:02,197 --> 00:13:03,324
Not now, Hogan.
I'm busy.
276
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,491
It's very important, sir.
277
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,743
It's about
the water supply.
278
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,202
I said not now.
279
00:13:07,202 --> 00:13:08,829
Well, I mean, my men
are without water.
280
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,497
We want you to turn on
the reserve supply.
281
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,124
Reserve supply?
282
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,126
There is no reserve supply.
283
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,712
No reserve supply?
That's shocking.
284
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:19,006
What are your plans to
meet the emergency, sir?
285
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,342
Well, we are considering
the problem right now.
286
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:23,427
This is a high-level meeting
for just that purpose.
287
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:27,389
A high-level meeting
with low-level thinking.
288
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:30,517
Have you suggested
the dry well, sir?
289
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,227
I haven't gotten
to that yet.
290
00:13:32,227 --> 00:13:33,520
Might be reactivated.
291
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,939
Give us the tools,
we can start digging.
292
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,484
Of course, start digging...
293
00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:39,526
a tunnel.
294
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:40,819
Request denied.
295
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,321
No escape today.
Thank you, Hogan.
296
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,990
Just a minute, Klink.
297
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,868
You think there is a chance
you could reach water?
298
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,328
What do we got
to lose, General?
299
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,496
This high-level talking
300
00:13:50,537 --> 00:13:52,081
isn't going
to solve the problem.
301
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:54,041
See that tools are
issued to them at once.
302
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,001
Yes, sir.
And I think it's a excellent idea.
303
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:56,960
Thank you, General.
304
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,462
We'll get to work on it
right away.
305
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,589
Dismissed, Hogan.
306
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:03,258
Well, gentlemen,
to consider the problem...
307
00:14:03,258 --> 00:14:06,095
Klink, get me a bottle
of that Riesling.
308
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,596
At once, sir.
309
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:10,140
I would like to wash up
before lunch.
310
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,767
( chuckling )
311
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,486
I got the book,
Colonel.
312
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,446
All right, good.
Hold on to it.
313
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:27,032
Hey, Colonel, water's seeping
into the bottom of the well.
314
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,659
How about that,
we really did a job.
315
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:29,993
Let's get back
to the barracks.
316
00:14:31,286 --> 00:14:33,038
Just a minute,
Colonel Hogan.
317
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,791
They are not going
back to the barracks yet.
318
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,126
Line up. Schnell.
319
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,128
What's the idea, Schultz?
320
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:42,005
Spot check.
Orders by the Kommandant.
321
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,799
Come on, we've been
working for hours!
322
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,008
( all arguing )
323
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,218
Quiet!
324
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,095
Still looking
for the spoons?
325
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,931
Yes. Klink says he's going
to look for them
326
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,516
till the end
of the Earth.
327
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,768
And let's hope
it's a one-way trip.
328
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:58,147
Now I'm going to make
the search.
329
00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,898
Hey, just a
moment, Schultz.
330
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,400
Am I in the
right place?
331
00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:02,776
No. I stand
over there.
332
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:03,819
You're not
over here.
333
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,571
I mean, you're
always on my right.
334
00:15:05,612 --> 00:15:06,738
No, no, I...
335
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,198
SCHULTZ:
I don't care where...
336
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,993
I don't, I don't care
where you stand!
337
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,953
Line up!
338
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,329
Keep it that way!
339
00:15:14,329 --> 00:15:15,789
That's better!
340
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:24,840
( water splashing )
341
00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:31,805
I say forget
the code book, Colonel.
342
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,056
It's lost.
343
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,684
Okay, Ritter checks out,
he asks for it, no book,
344
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:36,727
big investigation.
345
00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:39,021
You know how it ends?
They shoot us as spies.
346
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,480
Well, we're not spies,
Colonel.
347
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:41,481
We're just POWs.
348
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:42,900
Blowing up bridges
and factories
349
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:44,401
in our spare time.
350
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,028
Well, it keeps us
out of trouble.
351
00:15:46,069 --> 00:15:47,154
There's no choice.
352
00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:48,405
Somebody's got
to dive for it.
353
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,866
By now there's ten feet
of ice water in the well.
354
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,576
He'll need earplugs,
a flashlight.
355
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,369
We'll waterproof it
with wax and gum.
356
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:55,871
Who's "he," Colonel?
357
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,289
He's you, that's who he is.
358
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,833
Me?! Dive for that book
in that ice water?!
359
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,418
Carter, you're in
good physical shape.
360
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,878
I know you're not
afraid of water.
361
00:16:02,919 --> 00:16:04,838
Just because I take
a bath every Saturday--
362
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,089
that doesn't prove
anything.
363
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,966
We have to get most
of the Krauts out of camp.
364
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,718
I've got an idea.
Who hasn't escaped lately?
365
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,724
I don't care to escape.
I like it here.
366
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,559
I've got a plan
for a diversion.
367
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,061
It may involve shooting.
368
00:16:19,102 --> 00:16:20,896
Makes it sound like fun.
369
00:16:20,937 --> 00:16:21,938
What about me?
370
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,398
I'm going to be
under that ice water.
371
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,317
Andrew, you look
better that way.
372
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,488
An escape?
373
00:16:29,529 --> 00:16:30,739
Which prisoner?
374
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:31,990
LeBeau, the Frenchman.
375
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,742
The cockroach
wants to leave us?
376
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,243
I thought he
liked it here.
377
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,411
Oh, shut up.
378
00:16:36,411 --> 00:16:37,663
Go on, Hogan.
379
00:16:37,704 --> 00:16:39,831
Well, he's dyed a blanket
to make a crude uniform.
380
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,668
Tomorrow night he wants me
to report a prisoner missing.
381
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:44,086
The alert starts,
in the confusion,
382
00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:46,213
slips out of the barracks,
joins the search party
383
00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:47,255
and leaves camp with them.
384
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,256
Yes, yes.
385
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,257
Once outside
the wire,
386
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,258
he slips away,
387
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,426
takes off the uniform,
he's gone.
388
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,094
( fingers snapping )
389
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,303
Brilliant.
390
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,304
Stupid.
391
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:58,141
Uh, stupid and brilliant.
392
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,559
Schultz,
arrest the Frenchman.
393
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:00,811
Throw him into the cooler.
394
00:17:00,852 --> 00:17:02,437
Give him a chance
to think it over.
395
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,605
Jawohl,Herr Kommandant.
396
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:04,606
Wrong, Commandant.
397
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,274
Smarter to let him
go through with his plan.
398
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,984
Arrest him outside
the wire tomorrow night.
399
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:08,985
What for?
400
00:17:09,027 --> 00:17:10,362
Well, if he has
any outside contacts,
401
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,488
pick them up, too.
402
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,281
We are the Luftwaffe,
not the Gestapo. I don't like it.
403
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,450
And it would look better
on your efficiency rating.
404
00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:16,952
However, I like to keep
an open mind.
405
00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:18,412
We'll try it.
Good thinking, sir.
406
00:17:18,453 --> 00:17:20,122
Hogan.
407
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,457
Why are you reporting
one of your own men?
408
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:23,959
I don't want him
to get hurt.
409
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,919
I've learned from
bitter experience--
410
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,630
nobody escapes from
Stalag 13 and the Iron Colonel.
411
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,465
Iron Colonel?
Who's that?
412
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:33,635
Schultz,
I wish you would escape.
413
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,804
I wouldn't raise a finger
to stop you.
414
00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:45,939
Oh, Florence Chadwick,
I presume.
415
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,275
Huh! The Krauts are all
standing by, sir.
416
00:17:48,316 --> 00:17:49,484
Good.
417
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,486
That uniform is perfect,
LeBeau-- just bad enough.
418
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:52,529
Where'd you
get the gun?
419
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,321
Belongs to Schultz.
420
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:54,489
What's he
going to use?
421
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,657
That's his
problem.
422
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:56,867
All right, let's
get organized.
423
00:17:56,908 --> 00:17:58,785
Newkirk, you'll
be in charge of the flashlight,
424
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,245
the rope
and the blanket. Right, sir.
425
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,580
Kinch, London all
set for the code?
426
00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:02,581
Standing by,
Colonel.
427
00:18:02,622 --> 00:18:03,582
Okay, this is it.
428
00:18:03,623 --> 00:18:04,583
LeBeau, let's move out.
429
00:18:04,624 --> 00:18:05,584
Jawohl,Herr Kommandant!
430
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:06,626
Please don't be too German.
431
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:07,627
They'll never believe it.
432
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:09,838
Almost set, Carter?
433
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,839
Yes, sir.
Okay.
434
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,174
Good luck
with your Channel swim.
435
00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:13,133
Thanks.
436
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,635
Oh, that's charming.
437
00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:28,732
Schultz!
438
00:18:28,773 --> 00:18:29,482
Schultz!
439
00:18:31,651 --> 00:18:32,819
There's a man missing.
440
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,029
He's gone.
441
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:36,281
Looks like an escape.
442
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:40,327
Prisoner escaped!
443
00:18:40,368 --> 00:18:41,912
Prisoner escaping!
444
00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:43,872
SCHULTZ:
Search party, schnell, schnell, schnell!
445
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:44,873
( alarm ringing )
446
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,207
Search party,
come on, let's go! Schnell!
447
00:18:46,249 --> 00:18:47,208
Prepare to move out!
448
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,585
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
449
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,462
Schnell, schnell! Let's go!
450
00:18:50,503 --> 00:18:51,796
SCHULTZ:
Come on, let's go.
451
00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:53,965
Schnell, schnell,schnell, schnell, schnell!
452
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:56,134
Search party, let's go!
453
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,260
Come on, in the truck!
454
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,387
Schnell, schnell,schnell, schnell!
455
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:00,722
Come on, let's go!
456
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:01,890
Schnell!
457
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,726
( alarm ringing )
458
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,020
( engine revving )
459
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,481
Forward!!
460
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:35,090
( whistling tune )
461
00:19:41,429 --> 00:19:42,347
Come on.
462
00:20:13,628 --> 00:20:15,046
( bushes rustling )
463
00:20:17,298 --> 00:20:18,716
Now, got the signals?
464
00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:21,803
Two tugs on the rope
means we'll pull you up.
465
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:25,223
Three tugs means trouble,
stay down.
466
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,599
Good luck.
467
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,069
Think a short prayer
might be in order, sir.
468
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,323
Is he in the water yet?
469
00:20:42,323 --> 00:20:44,951
It's a half mile
down there.
470
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,828
( water splashing )
471
00:20:48,329 --> 00:20:49,831
Any more questions,
Colonel?
472
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,419
We've given him
enough time.
473
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,587
Schultz, over there.
474
00:20:55,628 --> 00:20:56,880
The rest of you
come with me.
475
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,676
That cockroach
is here somewhere.
476
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,178
I think
I hear breathing.
477
00:21:03,219 --> 00:21:04,137
I bloody well
hope so.
478
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,933
He's ready to come up.
479
00:21:08,975 --> 00:21:10,852
I got that impression
myself.
480
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:11,603
Let's get him up.
481
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,822
( sputtering )
482
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:23,823
Hey, he's got it.
483
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,825
Watch it. Kraut coming.
Take cover.
484
00:21:30,997 --> 00:21:32,498
( water splashing )
485
00:21:36,085 --> 00:21:39,005
( crickets chirping )
486
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,316
LeBeau!
487
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:01,235
Can you hear me?
488
00:22:01,235 --> 00:22:03,571
I know you're in there.
489
00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:05,114
Now come out with
your hands up
490
00:22:05,156 --> 00:22:06,282
and you won't get hurt.
491
00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:08,910
LeBeau, don't be a fool.
492
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,411
You haven't got a chance.
493
00:22:10,453 --> 00:22:12,789
I will count till three.
494
00:22:12,830 --> 00:22:14,749
If you do not come out,
495
00:22:14,749 --> 00:22:17,919
I will have the patrol fire.
496
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,545
SCHULTZ:
Prepare to fire.
497
00:22:19,587 --> 00:22:21,089
( rifles cocking )
498
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,632
All right, LeBeau.
499
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,425
At the count of three.
500
00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:27,053
One... two... three.
501
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:28,888
Don't hurt him.
502
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,599
He makes
marvelous strudel.
503
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:32,684
Oh, shut up.
504
00:22:32,725 --> 00:22:33,768
Fire!
505
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:38,272
( gunfire )
506
00:22:38,314 --> 00:22:40,066
Cease fire!
507
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,654
Get London working
on that right away, huh?
508
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:45,697
Right.
509
00:22:45,738 --> 00:22:47,573
Let's get
this blanket on him.
510
00:22:49,283 --> 00:22:50,618
( gasping )
511
00:22:50,618 --> 00:22:52,578
Nice going, Carter.
Nice going.
512
00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:53,621
( shivering )
513
00:22:53,621 --> 00:22:55,206
There you are, champ.
514
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,958
You did
a great job.
515
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:59,127
He's got an affinity
for water.
516
00:22:59,168 --> 00:23:00,503
A natural frogman.
517
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:02,422
Be a smash in the Navy.
518
00:23:02,463 --> 00:23:05,049
If they ask for him,
I'll have to sign the transfer papers.
519
00:23:08,219 --> 00:23:09,971
If you guys don't mind,
520
00:23:10,012 --> 00:23:11,597
I'll see myself home.
521
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,446
Colonel Hogan,
I'm not in...
522
00:23:26,487 --> 00:23:28,114
Newkirk, what are you
doing here?
523
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,199
I was just inspecting
your windows, sir.
524
00:23:30,241 --> 00:23:32,076
Out. Dismissed.
525
00:23:33,494 --> 00:23:36,622
Commandant, you knew about
the escape in advance.
526
00:23:36,664 --> 00:23:38,249
30 days in the cooler
is too stiff.
527
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,293
The man did try to escape.
528
00:23:40,334 --> 00:23:42,336
But I tipped you off.
529
00:23:42,336 --> 00:23:44,672
And what's more,
LeBeau stole those spoons
530
00:23:44,672 --> 00:23:47,216
so he could finance himself
once he got out.
531
00:23:47,258 --> 00:23:50,052
Now, nobody steals the property
of the Third Reich
532
00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:51,387
and gets away with it!
533
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:54,724
The spoons.
534
00:23:54,765 --> 00:23:56,851
Will wonders never cease.
535
00:23:56,851 --> 00:23:57,935
But how did they...?
536
00:23:57,977 --> 00:23:59,312
Good fairies must have returned
them during the night.
537
00:24:01,147 --> 00:24:02,523
I knew I would get them back.
538
00:24:02,565 --> 00:24:04,066
Yeah, you've had
a big week, sir.
539
00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:05,526
The spoons have
been returned,
540
00:24:05,568 --> 00:24:07,445
you recaptured
the prisoner, we struck water.
541
00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:10,198
Come on now, reduce
LeBeau's sentence.
542
00:24:10,239 --> 00:24:12,074
All right,
15 days in the cooler.
543
00:24:12,158 --> 00:24:14,535
Come on, Commandant,
that's not like you.
544
00:24:14,577 --> 00:24:16,537
You're so strong
and compassionate
545
00:24:16,579 --> 00:24:18,748
and efficient
and likable and warm
546
00:24:18,789 --> 00:24:20,958
and human
and just and fair.
547
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,295
Now, come on,
you can afford to make a gesture.
548
00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:27,340
Why, thank you
for the compliments, Hogan.
549
00:24:27,381 --> 00:24:30,426
One week-- and believe me
it's not easy for me
550
00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:31,886
to reduce a sentence.
551
00:24:31,886 --> 00:24:33,512
Believe me, it's
not easy for me
552
00:24:33,554 --> 00:24:35,473
to think up those
compliments for you.
553
00:24:35,514 --> 00:24:36,432
( slaps desk )
554
00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:38,226
Dismissed!
555
00:24:38,276 --> 00:24:42,826
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