All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes s04e26 Happy Birthday, Dear Hogan.eng

( theme song playing )

FILM NARRATOR:
Once again, der Führer

spends some time
at beautiful Berchtesgaden

to relax from
the pressures of the war.

Here he is greeting
Field Marshal Göring,

who comes with news of further
triumphs of the Luftwaffe.

These films
from the Luftwaffe show

the German fighter planes...

Excuse me.

FILM NARRATOR:
...an American air raid over Bremerhaven.

Fräulein, is this seat taken?

No.

Oh, good.

( film narration continues )

Has the cartoon
gone on yet?

Yes.

Did it have animals in it?

Yes, it was "The Three Bears."

Oh, I'm sorry I missed it.

I'm just crazy about Papa Bear.

Oh, good.

I'm Mama Bear.

Do you have a message
from the underground for us?

Yes, you...

FILM NARRATOR:
Things continue to go well for the victorious Third Reich.

New and powerful weapons
continue...

Oh, I like that message.

Here's one for you.

That was
the Gestapo.

Mm-hmm.

We mustn't
look suspicious.

Oh, I agree.

He's gone.

That's what I hate
about the Gestapo.

There's never one around
when you need them.

Now, uh... the Germans are
suspicious of Stalag 13.

They are?

Yes, because of all
the sabotage in the area.

We have word that
they are going

to set a trap for you
in the next few days.

What kind of a trap?

We don't know.

But you must not engage
in any sabotage

until further notice.

Right.

I must go now.

Aren't you going
to see the movie?

Oh, no, I have other
contacts to make.

Whoops!

Gestapo is back.

And not a moment
too soon.

( film narration continues )

Last week, they picked
up three of our agents.

In Hammelburg?

Ja.

This work is getting more
and more dangerous every day.

A person could
get shot doing this.

Yeah,
but what a way to go.

"Sincerely yours,"
and sign my name.

Now, would you please read
back the last paragraph?

"Therefore, I should like
to request additional guards

"to maintain
the enviable record

"of no escapes
at Stalag 13--

"a fantastic record
unmatched by any prison camp

in the annals of
military history."

Hmm.

What's the matter?

I wonder if I'm too modest.

You should try to come out
of your shell.

( knock at door )

Come in, come in.

Oh, Major Hochstetter.

It's always an honor to have
the Gestapo visit us.

What can I do for you?

Klink, I have some
top-secret information

you should know about.

Oh... oh.

No, no, no,
please, Fräulein, please, huh?

I am sure you would
not have a Fräulein

working for you
in a sensitive position

that you could not trust.

Of course not.

I could trust Fräulein Hilda
to... to shave the Führer.

( chuckling ):
"To shave the... Führer."

( shouting ):
The 112th Radar Battalion...

Just a minute.

Klink, what are
you doing?

If this is secret information,
we shouldn't let anyone hear it.

Who can hear it
in a prison camp?

The prisoners.

You see.

Corporal LeBeau
is already listening to our conversation.

What can he do
with the information?

You have a perfect record,
Commandant.

No escapes.

Of course.

Well?

Well, the 112th Radar Battalion

reports that its equipment
will be out of commission

for the next few days.

What has that got to do
with my command?

Well, this is unfortunate,

because it leaves
the ammunition supply dump

at Braunschweiger Pass
vulnerable to bombing.

Headquarters wants you
to send some extra guards for security.

Major Hochstetter,
you can expect my complete cooperation.

Fräulein Hilda,
get Sergeant Schultz.

Jawohl,
Herr Kommandant.

Get me the motor pool.

I want to speak to
Sergeant Hoffenburger.

False?!

( softly ):
The Gestapo is testing your personnel and prisoners

for security leaks.

We are setting a trap.

Sir, are you
questioning

the security
of Stalag 13?

Klink, I question anything
you are connected with.

You may be caught
in that trap.

And as usual, I shall be in
charge of all the arrangements.

Well, why is it
always you?

Because I happen to be
an expert at birthday parties.

Wasn't that a lovely birthday
party we gave you, Kinch?

Oh, yeah, sure.

I especially enjoyed your gift--

the autographed copy
of Mein Kampf.

For my birthday,

he gave me a pinup picture
of Buckingham Palace.

That happened to be a heirloom.

And as I recall, you had
a very lovely birthday party.

Well, I didn't like it.

Well, what was wrong with it?

My mother always rented a pony.

LeBEAU:
Hey! Wait till you hear this.

Please, I'm trying
to make arrangements

for Colonel Hogan's
birthday party.

But I just heard something
very important.

It'll keep, Louis.

It's going to be a long war.

Are you people crazy?

I have vital information
that could win the war for us.

We'll get to it...

the moment we decide
what to give Colonel Hogan

for his birthday.

How about
a new muffler?

No, Hilda's knitting
him one.

Now, listen to me!

All right,
we're listening.

I just heard Hochstetter
telling Klink

the Boche radar is broken down,

and there's an ammo dump
just begging to be bombed.

Wonderful.

Hey, that's it!

A perfect gift for a man
who's got everything--

an ammo dump!

Well, it certainly will be
a surprise.

What are you talking about?

( softly ):
Listen.

We just don't tell the colonel
the information, right?

And we take care of the ammo
dump ourselves.

Yeah, that's
a great idea.

Well, if that's what
we're going to do,

we'd better
radio London.

Right.

Okay, what do
I tell them, LeBeau?

Yeah.

Tell them the 112th Battalion
Radar station is out of order,

and the ammo dump
at Braunschweiger Pass

is wide open.

"Braunschweiger
Pass."

Right.

Hey, how about some
entertainment for the party?

Yeah, I could do
my Laurel and Hardy impression.

( imitating Stan Laurel ):
Say, Ollie, I've got a good idea.

Let's tell the wives we're
going on a convention.

( imitating Oliver Hardy ):
That's a good idea.

( chuckles )

It's bound to be the hit
of the party, Carter.

( softly ):
Is Colonel Hogan here?

No.

Good.

He doesn't know anything about
the surprise birthday party?

No.

Your submarine pens
in Bremerhaven

should be such
a secret.

Oh, that's in
very bad taste, LeBeau.

Never mind, Schultz.

Did you get
the decorations?

I did even better.

I got some from my nephew
Wolfie's birthday party.

( all exclaim )

Party hats!

( Schultz hoots )

Hey, Schultz, do you know where
we can rent a pony?

A pony?

Forget it.

They've all been
drafted.

( clanking noise )

What was that?

Uh... mice, mice.

Time to go, Schultz.

We've got things
to do now, huh?

And remember, the
party's top secret.

Oh, ja, ja,
I won't tell a soul.

I know nothing!

Okay, let's go,
let's go.

Good-bye.

Okay then, off you go
then, Schultzy.

Bye-bye.

Come on, let's go.

What are you doing?

Hi, Carter.

Hi, Colonel.

Hi, fellas.

Hi, Colonel.

Did you make contact
with the underground?

Yeah, yeah,
he's a wonderful guy.

Yes, he uses
very sexy shaving lotion.

All right,
so it's a girl.

She's our new contact.

What did she have
to say?

Or did you give her
a chance?

Yes, I gave her
a chance.

Now, listen to this.

All sabotage activity
comes to a halt.

She got word the Gestapo
is setting a trap.

What do you mean,
a trap?

Well they're suspicious
of this area,

especially Stalag 13.

They'll probably
pass out phony information.

If it gets back
to London,

they'll know
the leak was here.

So I don't want any
activity of any kind

until further notice,
understood?

Understood?

Yes, sir.

Right, sir.

For the man who
has everything-- an ammo dump.

Don't start on me.

He's the one who brought
in the information.

I merely mentioned it.

I didn't expect
that you would build

an entire birthday party
around it.

( movement on ladder )

London's sending a squadron
of bombers tomorrow.

Forget it, Kinch.

Radio London and tell them
to call off the mission.

What's going on?

LeBeau led us into a trap.

Don't blame it
on me!

You're the one who started
the whole thing.

Never mind!
never mind!

It doesn't matter.

Just radio London
and tell them

to call off
that mission.

All right.

You had to suggest
giving him an ammo dump.

You couldn't give him
what I suggested.

When was the last time
you saw a full colonel take a bubble bath?

Well, it doesn't mean
he wouldn't want to.

( door opens )

Where's Kinch?

Down in
the radio room.

I think he's checking
his equipment.

Just make sure he doesn't
send any messages.

Why not?

Come here.

HOGAN:
A radio detector truck-- part of the trap.

We can't let them intercept
any of our messages.

Could jeopardize
our whole operation.

Papa Bear calling Goldilocks.

A message is
coming through.

Come in, please.

We have an imp...

Hey, what...

You can't send
any messages.

Take my word for it.

It went dead.

Where did it come from?

I didn't get enough.

I could not tell.

Will somebody please tell me
what's going on?

( breathlessly ):
The Krauts have got

a radio detector truck
parked outside the camp.

We don't notify London,

that bombing mission's going
to be wiped out.

And they'll know where
the information came from.

I'm afraid we've got a date
with a firing squad.

Well, look at the bright side.

At least we don't have to worry

about what to get Colonel Hogan
for his birthday.

Now, let's not panic, chaps.

What we need is
a cool head here.

It's no use wasting
a lot of time,

trying to put the blame
on someone else.

We all know it's LeBeau's fault.

My fault!

Let's not discuss it.

We got to find a way
to stop that bombing mission

from being annihilated
by those Kraut guns.

Why don't we do it
through the underground?

There's got to be a way to send
a radio message to England.

Why don't we do it
through the underground?

I mean, we've faced crises
like this before.

Why don't we do it
through the underground?

Just give me a moment.

I know I'm going to...

Why don't we do it
through the underground?

Hey, that's it.

That's a
great idea.

How come it wasn't a good idea
when I said it?

One of us could deliver
the message to the contact at the movie house.

I'll change
and get started.

Pardonez-moi.

What's the matter?

You don't fool me,
LeBeau.

We all know this contact's
a good-looking bird.

So?

So what makes
you think

that you are going
to be the one

to go out
and meet her?

Because you're
in charge

of birthday parties.

Don't forget
to call the caterers.

Are you insinuating

that we are not distributing
Red Cross packages?

Oh, you're distributing them
all right.

Just be nice if the prisoners
got them for a change.

Colonel Hogan,

on what evidence do you
back up that charge?

Well, I would like you
to show me

where it says
"Made in Germany"

on this bar
of peanut brittle.

This was being
examined

by our intelligence
officers.

Haven't they got
anything better to do

than search a candy bar?

Hogan,
the High Command

is not interested
in your comments.

All I want you to do

is release those Red Cross
packages to the men

so they can use them
for my surprise birthday party.

Oh, your men
are giving you

a surprise birthday
party, huh?

If it's
a surprise party,

how is it possible
you know about it?

The same way I knew
about the peanut brittle.

You can't keep a secret
around here, Commandant.

All right, Hogan,

as soon as intelligence
ascertains

that you are not
receiving anything

that could be used
for sabotage,

we will distribute
the packages.

Well, thank you

from the bottom
of my peanut brittle.

Oh, Hogan.

Yes, sir.

Your sentimentality
has not escaped me.

How touching
that your men

are giving you
a surprise party.

Well, Americans are
just softies, sir.

The German officer
does not want his men

to give him a party.

All we want is respect.

Who knows-- someday
you may even get it.

FILM ANNOUNCER:
Here are some highlights

of our Führer's
victorious speech in Berlin.

CROWD ( in film ):
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!

( Hitler giving speech )

I understand they bombed
the Frankfurt Zoo.

Yes, um...

I hope they didn't kill
the papa bear.

Or the mama bear.

I think I was followed
by the Gestapo.

Put your arm around me.

You're our
new contact?

Yes, I come to this theater
three times a week.

Why don't you meet me
here tomorrow afternoon?

They don't show movies
on Thursday.

What has that got
to do with it?

Gestapo.

Some people don't
believe in love at first sight.

There's something
I must tell you.

There's something
I must tell you.

We had to disband
our underground unit.

But we must get
a message through to London.

No, that's impossible.

We had to dismantle
the underground radio.

But so much depends on this.

I'm sorry.

There's nothing we can do.

I better get back to camp.

We'll need another plan.

The Gestapo's gone.

Good-bye.

Tell me...

Hmm?

Who did you like
to kiss better,

me or Colonel Hogan?

That's a military secret.

( noisemakers blowing,
shaking and rattling )

CARTER:
These are really swell.

Really marvelous,
Schultz.

Thank you.

You're going
to make Colonel Hogan very happy.

What kind of a cake
is LeBeau baking?

What kind did you have in mind?

I thought maybe he would bake
a... a German chocolate cake.

Serve Colonel Hogan
German chocolate cake?

Would you offer Adolf Hitler

an American cheese sandwich
on Russian rye?

Whatever LeBeau bakes,
it's good enough for me.

That's very big
of you, Schultz.

Now I have to go back
to the post.

Hey, what are you
doing, Andrew?

I'm making a
pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey set.

Am I to understand

that we're going
to spend

the whole
birthday party

playing pin the tail
on the donkey?

Of course not.

I thought first we'd start
with some musical chairs.

( metal tapping )

Oh, that's LeBeau.

Yeah, we'd better
get all this stuff put away, you know,

before the colonel
gets back.

Okay.

Here we go.

I didn't have
any luck.

I wouldn't say that.

You look like
the luckiest man in town.

We never should've
sent a Frenchman.

LeBeau, you got
the entire fate

of that squadron
in your hands.

You spend the
whole afternoon

in the movies
necking?

What are you talking about?

We had to act
like a couple of lovers

to avoid being
picked up

by the Gestapo.

You're lucky you
weren't picked up

by the vice squad.

Here, wipe off that lipstick
and tell us what happened.

Well, the underground
unit is disbanded.

There's no way
they can transmit

our radio
message for us.

And those bombers
are flying

right into that trap.

Well, now what
do we do?

The first thing
we're going to do

is cancel the birthday party.

What?
Well, why?

Because it's
in very bad taste

to be playing
musical chairs

while our bombers
are being shot out of the sky.

Hi, fellas.

Hi.

What's the matter?
You guys look like

you got
a Dear John chain letter.

No, the mail didn't arrive yet.

NEWKIRK:
Uh, Colonel Hogan?

Yeah.

I'm afraid we're going
to have to tell him, chaps.

I don't think we should.

Well, he's going to
find out sooner or later.

Hold it, fellas.

I already know.

He found out sooner.

This is the first surprise
birthday party I've ever had.

Well, we've got
another surprise

for you, Colonel.

What's that?

Well, we were having trouble
deciding what to get you

and... well, we thought
it might be nice

to give you a present
of an ammo dump.

Well, if it's any help,
I'm 40-regular in an ammo dump.

Ammo dump?!

This was based
on some information we got

about a radar station
in Braunschweiger Pass.

When did you get
the information?

Yesterday.

I heard Hochstetter
telling Klink.

That's great.

That is great!

You walked right
into their trap!

Yeah,
we radioed London

and they've arranged
for a bombing mission tomorrow.

And unless we can knock out

that radio-detection
truck outside,

we can't get word to London
to call off the mission.

We hate to spoil
your birthday, Colonel.

We had everything all planned.

LeBeau even baked a cake.

Oui, I did.

Look, we've even got
the candles-- see?

And we've got some party hats.

Oh, and I made a
pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey set.

You'd better pin the tail
on me, Carter.

It was my fault.

Oh, it was as much my fault
as it was yours, Newkirk.

Well, I was to blame, too.

Right, all of you
were to blame.

( group yelling )

Hold it, hold it!

The important thing
is to find a way

to knock out
that radio truck

or an awful lot
of guys

are going to miss
their next birthday.

Maybe we could set
fire to the truck.

We could never
get close enough.

I have another way.

What's that, sir?

Klink has given
permission

for the sentimental
Americans

to have a surprise
birthday party

for their colonel.

LeBEAU:
Oh, yeah?

You have your party

and you give your beloved
colonel some fireworks.

So we load the candles.

Right.

A couple of nice, big, fat
Roman candles

in the center of the cake.

I don't have any gunpowder.

SCHULTZ:
Roll call!

There's your answer--
Schultz.

He's got plenty
of shells.

I'm sure you're clever
enough to get them.

Roll call inside!

Is everything ready
for the surprise party?

I've already baked
a cake.

All I have to do is
put the icing on it.

Hey, Carter, why don't
we teach Schultz,

you know, show him
how we play that game

pin the tail on the donkey?

Sure!

I love games!

Oh, this one
will give you a lot of laughs.

Look at this,
look at this.

Newkirk, Newkirk, Newkirk,
Newkirk, could I try it?

Of course you can.

Put the donkey up
on the wall.

It's very easy,
Schultz.

You see,
all you have to do

is pin this tail
on that donkey.

Easy?

What's so difficult about that?

Well, you see,
you're blindfolded at the time.

Okay,
here we go.

Take your
helmet away.

Hold this,
Kinch.

There we go.

You can't see?

SCHULTZ:
No, no, no-- I see nothing.

I see nothing.

That's it now.

And we spin
you around.

We're going to turn you
right round, you see.

And then off you'll go.

Ready, one more.

Right.

Okay, you're on
your way now, Schultzy.

You're very cold.

You're getting
a little warmer now.

You're getting
a little warmer.

No, it's icy!

Ooh, it's freezing
right now.

You've played this
game before, Schultzy,

haven't you?

Ooh, it's got
cold, cold!

Very cold.

( fire crackling,
party favors blowing )

Would you believe
grown men behaving like that?

You'll never see Himmler
or Göring popping corn.

Why not?

It looks like fun.

( party favors blowing )

ALL:
* For he's a jolly good fellow *

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

♪ That nobody can deny

♪ That nobody can deny

♪ That nobody can deny

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

♪ That nobody can deny.

SCHULTZ:
Oh, I can hardly wait!

Schultz, you can light
the candles now.

Ja, I will, right away.

I'd light
that one first

if I were you.

Yes.

CARTER:
Wait!

Fellas, I realize that
we're a long way from home

and sort of on our own
and all that,

but even so, even though we
don't have all the right things

and don't even have a pony
or anything,

there are still certain
proper traditions

we should observe
about birthdays,

and one of them
is this:

It's the most important.

Colonel Hogan is supposed
to make a wish.

I made the wish.

Light the cake.

Stand over here

so the guards in
the tower can see.

Oh, yeah!

( chuckles )

Here we go.

Papa Bear to Goldilocks.

Papa Bear
to Goldilocks.

Scratch Braunschweiger Pass
mission.

Something is wrong
with the radio truck.

Schultz, why are
you standing there?

Go see what happened.

SCHULTZ:
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!

Please, Colonel Hogan,
save me a big piece of cake.

Yeah, okay,
Schultz.

Schultz!

Why don't you
cut the cake?

With pleasure, Newkirk.

I want to thank you fellas

for giving me the nicest
birthday party I've ever had.

( all cheering )

Now, Klink,
I am going to try

and be calm about this.

I want you to tell me
in your own words

exactly how did the
radio detector truck

get put out of action.

Major Hochstetter,
you won't believe this.

Try me!

It was
a million-to-one shot

that the candles would
have hit the truck.

What candles?

The candles from
the birthday cake.

Birthday cake?

In the middle
of World War II,

you give yourself
a birthday party?

Oh, no, it wasn't
for me.

Uh, the party was for me, sir.

You give a birthday party
for a prisoner?

Oh, no, no, no,
my men gave it to me.

Oh, I'm sorry
you missed it, Major.

It was a great party.

I saved you some cake.

Oh, thank you,
Hogan.

Thank you.

Oh, Klink, you are succeeding
in doing by yourself

what millions
of enemy soldiers

are unable to do--

bring the Third Reich
to its knees!

Bah!

Party pooper.

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