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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,859 --> 00:00:02,731 - MORNING, ALL! - MORNING, CHARLES. 2 00:00:02,786 --> 00:00:04,543 - I SUPPOSE YOU WANT BREAKFAST. - NO, THANKS. 3 00:00:04,583 --> 00:00:06,731 I JUST HAD A YUMMY BREAKFAST AT HOME. 4 00:00:06,778 --> 00:00:09,027 EGGS FLORENTINE, CROISSANTS WITH MARMALADE 5 00:00:09,067 --> 00:00:11,201 AND FRESH-GROUND NICARAGUAN COFFEE. 6 00:00:11,236 --> 00:00:13,036 - WHERE'D YOU GET THAT KIND OF BREAKFAST? 7 00:00:13,071 --> 00:00:14,571 THE WOMEN YOU SLEEP WITH CAN'T FIGURE OUT 8 00:00:14,606 --> 00:00:17,169 WHICH END OF A POP-TART GOES IN THE TOASTER. 9 00:00:18,243 --> 00:00:19,776 - BESIDES, THE NEXT MORNING, 10 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:21,344 AREN'T THEY TOO BUSY SLAMMING THEIR HEADS 11 00:00:21,380 --> 00:00:23,057 AGAINST THE BATHROOM MIRROR? 12 00:00:25,184 --> 00:00:27,517 - THIS WASN'T A BABE. MY NEW ROOMMATE COOKED IT. 13 00:00:27,553 --> 00:00:29,427 - SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET A ROOMMATE? 14 00:00:29,587 --> 00:00:32,487 - SINCE I DISCOVERED HE COMES WITH HIS OWN BIG-SCREEN TV. 15 00:00:33,091 --> 00:00:34,491 ANYWAY, HANK'S A CHEF ON OUR SHIP 16 00:00:34,526 --> 00:00:36,092 AND HE WENT THROUGH A NASTY BREAK-UP 17 00:00:36,128 --> 00:00:37,127 HE NEEDED A PLACE TO STAY. 18 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:39,792 PLUS, HE'S GREAT-LOOKING! 19 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,600 - UH, WHY IS THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU, CHARLEY? 20 00:00:43,635 --> 00:00:46,536 - ARE YOU KIDDING? WOMEN SWARM TO THIS GUY 21 00:00:46,572 --> 00:00:49,339 LIKE MOSQUITOES TO ONE OF THOSE BUG-ZAPPERS. 22 00:00:49,374 --> 00:00:50,874 IT'S GONNA BE GREAT! 23 00:00:50,909 --> 00:00:52,584 BZZT! ONE FOR HIM. 24 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,946 BZZT! ONE FOR ME. - YEAH. 25 00:00:55,981 --> 00:00:59,182 - SO, BUG-BOY'S A LOOKER, HUH? WHEN DO WE GET TO MEET HIM? 26 00:00:59,218 --> 00:01:01,251 - WELL, RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT. HE'S RIGHT OUTSIDE. 27 00:01:03,088 --> 00:01:05,405 HEY, HANK! I WANT YOU TO MEET SOME PEOPLE. 28 00:01:06,225 --> 00:01:08,391 AND, CAROL, TRY NOT TO MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF. 29 00:01:08,427 --> 00:01:09,960 - OH, PLEASE! 30 00:01:09,995 --> 00:01:11,928 - SORRY ABOUT MY APPEARANCE, I WAS JUST WORKING ON MY CAR. 31 00:01:11,964 --> 00:01:13,096 I'M HANK FARRELL. 32 00:01:13,131 --> 00:01:14,264 - HI-- - CAROL WESTON. 33 00:01:14,299 --> 00:01:15,889 NICE TO MEET YOU, HUNK. 34 00:01:17,402 --> 00:01:19,402 - HEY, YOU SAID "HUNK." HEY, HANK, SHE SAID "HUNK." 35 00:01:19,438 --> 00:01:21,104 - NO, NO, I DIDN'T, I SAID "HANK." 36 00:01:21,139 --> 00:01:22,690 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID "HUNK," CAROL-- 37 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:23,885 - SHUT UP, CHARLEY! 38 00:01:23,905 --> 00:01:25,909 - SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART... HI! I'M HARRY WESTON, 39 00:01:25,944 --> 00:01:27,878 THIS IS OUR FRIEND SOFIA. 40 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:30,252 - HI, SWEETIE. YOU GOT A GRANDPA? 41 00:01:31,483 --> 00:01:33,617 - WELL, I REALLY GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. 42 00:01:33,652 --> 00:01:36,653 - OH, LI-LISTEN, IF YOU NEED ANY TOOLS, I MEAN... 43 00:01:36,688 --> 00:01:38,319 ALL MY STUFF IS IN... 44 00:01:38,351 --> 00:01:39,962 CHARLEY'S GARAGE. 45 00:01:40,259 --> 00:01:42,192 - WELL, THANKS. IT WAS VERY NICE TO MEET ALL OF YOU. 46 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:44,435 - IT WAS VERY NICE MEETING ALL OF YOU, TOO. 47 00:01:46,965 --> 00:01:48,798 - SO, CAROL, I GUESS YOU'LL BE BUZZING AROUND MY HOUSE 48 00:01:48,834 --> 00:01:50,711 LIKE A HORNY LITTLE MOSQUITO. 49 00:01:51,436 --> 00:01:54,671 - OH, GROW UP, CHARLEY! I MEAN, SURE HE'S A HANDSOME MAN, 50 00:01:54,706 --> 00:01:56,940 BUT I'M NOT JUST INTERESTED IN THE WAY A MAN LOOKS. 51 00:01:56,975 --> 00:01:58,208 I'M INTERESTED IN THE-- 52 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,769 HOLY MOLEY! HE DROPPED HIS WRENCH. 53 00:02:02,514 --> 00:02:04,441 THAT'S IT, PICK IT UP, BABY. 54 00:02:05,551 --> 00:02:06,626 - BZZT! 55 00:02:07,986 --> 00:02:10,186 56 00:02:11,990 --> 00:02:16,092 - LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE 57 00:02:16,128 --> 00:02:20,107 JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY 58 00:02:20,138 --> 00:02:24,173 ONE BY ONE WE FILL THE DAYS 59 00:02:24,209 --> 00:02:27,710 WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 60 00:02:27,745 --> 00:02:31,514 SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND 61 00:02:31,549 --> 00:02:33,649 THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE 62 00:02:33,685 --> 00:02:37,153 I'M ALWAYS HERE 63 00:02:37,188 --> 00:02:43,226 FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED 64 00:02:43,261 --> 00:02:47,263 RAIN OR SHINE, I'LL BE THE ONE 65 00:02:47,298 --> 00:02:51,434 TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 66 00:02:51,469 --> 00:02:54,670 WE SHARE IT ALL 67 00:02:54,706 --> 00:02:58,413 AS LIFE GOES ON 68 00:03:01,841 --> 00:03:04,208 - ALL RIGHT, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, EARL, LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW. 69 00:03:04,244 --> 00:03:05,734 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 70 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,447 DAMN. - WHAT'S WRONG, HARRY? 71 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:11,316 - I'M SUPPOSED TO PLAY GOLF THIS WEEKEND. 72 00:03:11,351 --> 00:03:12,650 ONE OF THE GUYS IN MY REGULAR FOURSOME 73 00:03:12,686 --> 00:03:14,419 GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. 74 00:03:15,789 --> 00:03:18,120 - OH, MY GOD! IS HE OKAY? 75 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:20,944 - YEAH! NO, NO, HE'S FINE, HE... 76 00:03:21,294 --> 00:03:23,625 HE JUST LAUGHS OUT OF CONTEXT A LITTLE AND... 77 00:03:24,531 --> 00:03:27,128 HE'S AFRAID TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON CLOUDY DAYS. 78 00:03:27,434 --> 00:03:28,902 ANYWAY... 79 00:03:28,953 --> 00:03:30,935 WE NEED A FOURTH. KNOW ANYBODY WHO PLAYS GOLF? 80 00:03:30,971 --> 00:03:32,937 - YEAH...ME. 81 00:03:32,973 --> 00:03:35,673 - [chuckling] I DON'T KNOW, MAXINE. 82 00:03:35,709 --> 00:03:37,499 I DON'T THINK YOU'D ENJOY IT. 83 00:03:37,844 --> 00:03:38,978 - WHY NOT? 84 00:03:39,312 --> 00:03:41,980 - WELL, THESE GUYS ARE ALWAYS TELLING DIRTY STORIES 85 00:03:42,015 --> 00:03:43,848 AND PULLING STUPID PRACTICAL JOKES. 86 00:03:43,883 --> 00:03:45,617 I MEAN, THEY EMBARRASS ME SOMETIMES. 87 00:03:45,652 --> 00:03:48,334 - YOU MEAN YOU'RE EXCLUDIN' HER JUST 'CAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN? 88 00:03:48,555 --> 00:03:50,918 SHE CAN TELL DIRTY STORIES, TOO, YOU KNOW. 89 00:03:52,425 --> 00:03:55,758 AND HER PRACTICAL JOKES ARE JUST AS STUPID AS THE NEXT GUY'S. 90 00:03:56,663 --> 00:04:00,423 PLUS, SHE CAN CUSS A BLUE STREAK AND BELCH LIKE A TRUCKER. 91 00:04:01,868 --> 00:04:04,123 - I AM QUITE A CATCH, AREN'T I? 92 00:04:04,946 --> 00:04:07,372 - HEY, WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME? - YOU PLAY GOLF? 93 00:04:07,407 --> 00:04:09,236 - I MOST CERTAINLY DO. 94 00:04:09,476 --> 00:04:12,543 JUST LAST WEEK I STROKED A 3-FOOT BIRDIE PUTT 95 00:04:12,579 --> 00:04:14,786 THAT ROLLED RIGHT IN THE CLOWN'S MOUTH. 96 00:04:20,258 --> 00:04:23,293 - I'M TELLING YOU, HARRY. WOMEN THROW THEMSELVES AT HANK. 97 00:04:23,328 --> 00:04:25,228 WE'VE ALREADY GOT EIGHT PHONE NUMBERS. 98 00:04:25,263 --> 00:04:26,930 AND WHEN HE CAN'T HANDLE 'EM ALL, 99 00:04:26,965 --> 00:04:29,163 I'LL BE THERE TO SOAK UP THE OVERFLOW. 100 00:04:30,402 --> 00:04:32,957 I'M LIKE THE PAPER TOWEL OF LOVE. 101 00:04:35,329 --> 00:04:37,823 - AND I'M HONORED TO BE YOUR FRIEND. 102 00:04:37,946 --> 00:04:39,345 [doorbell rings] 103 00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:41,327 OH, HERE WE ARE. 104 00:04:43,346 --> 00:04:45,782 HEY, GUYS! - HEY-HEY! READY TO GO! 105 00:04:45,817 --> 00:04:48,101 - ALL RIGHT! OH, THIS IS CHARLEY DIETZ, 106 00:04:48,135 --> 00:04:49,719 CHARLEY, THIS IS EARL AND BUD. 107 00:04:49,754 --> 00:04:51,120 - HI. - HOW YOU DOIN'? 108 00:04:51,156 --> 00:04:53,339 - HI. - HEY, WELCOME ABOARD, JACK! 109 00:04:53,366 --> 00:04:55,191 SAY, LISTEN, YOU KNOW, BEFORE WE PLAY, 110 00:04:55,226 --> 00:04:56,560 WE ALWAYS LIKE TO MAKE A LITTLE BET. 111 00:04:56,593 --> 00:04:58,027 YOU WANNA KICK IN 20 BUCKS? 112 00:04:58,062 --> 00:05:00,697 - SURE! WHAT'S--WHAT'S THE BET? 113 00:05:00,726 --> 00:05:04,297 - HA HA...WHETHER OR NOT WE COULD CON YOU OUT OF 20 BUCKS. 114 00:05:06,538 --> 00:05:09,633 - THAT'S GREAT-- HEY, LET ME KNOW IF I WIN, OKAY? 115 00:05:12,443 --> 00:05:13,943 - GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 116 00:05:13,978 --> 00:05:16,345 CHARLEY'S NOT OUR FOURTH. MAXINE ISN'T HERE YET. 117 00:05:16,381 --> 00:05:17,938 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA...MAXINE? 118 00:05:17,972 --> 00:05:19,171 YOU GOT A WOMAN? 119 00:05:19,213 --> 00:05:20,446 - YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 120 00:05:20,482 --> 00:05:22,175 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 121 00:05:22,209 --> 00:05:23,836 I'M SICK OF WOMEN! 122 00:05:23,982 --> 00:05:27,252 THEY'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOME PROBLEM OR OTHER. 123 00:05:28,084 --> 00:05:30,456 - EARL, YOU'RE A GYNECOLOGIST! 124 00:05:34,933 --> 00:05:36,766 - LISTEN, HARRY, DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE GUY 125 00:05:36,801 --> 00:05:37,967 THAT WENT INTO THE BAR AND SAID 126 00:05:38,002 --> 00:05:39,502 HE COULD PLAY THE PIANO WITHOUT HANDS? 127 00:05:39,537 --> 00:05:41,771 - NO, NO, NO, I DON'T WANNA HEAR--I DON'T WANNA HEAR 128 00:05:41,806 --> 00:05:43,439 ANY OF THAT KIND OF STUFF AROUND MAXINE. 129 00:05:43,474 --> 00:05:44,708 AND NO PRANKS! 130 00:05:44,752 --> 00:05:46,263 IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH ENOUGH FOR HER TO PLAY 131 00:05:46,308 --> 00:05:47,907 WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS, SO JUST LAY OFF. 132 00:05:47,942 --> 00:05:49,473 - [exhales] [doorbell rings] 133 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,906 - ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 134 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:54,350 HEY, MAXINE! COME ON IN, DEAR. 135 00:05:54,385 --> 00:05:55,885 HOW ARE YOU? THIS IS EARL AND BUD. 136 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,253 - YEAH, YEAH, GREAT. LET'S JUST GO. 137 00:05:57,288 --> 00:05:59,778 - WAIT--WAIT A MINUTE, EARL. LISTEN, MAXINE... 138 00:06:00,058 --> 00:06:03,759 BEFORE WE PLAY WE ALWAYS LIKE TO MAKE A LITTLE BET, SEE? 139 00:06:03,795 --> 00:06:05,361 YOU WANNA KICK IN 20 BUCKS? 140 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:07,730 - SURE...WHAT'S THE BET? 141 00:06:07,765 --> 00:06:10,733 - WHETHER OR NOT WE COULD CON YOU OUTTA 20 BUCKS. 142 00:06:12,275 --> 00:06:15,023 - AH, THEN I GUESS I WIN. - HUH? 143 00:06:15,062 --> 00:06:17,631 - I JUST GAVE YOU A DRY-CLEANING COUPON. 144 00:06:20,990 --> 00:06:22,473 - AHEM. SO YOU DID. 145 00:06:26,618 --> 00:06:28,840 - 20 BUCKS, RIGHT? - RIGHT. 146 00:06:28,872 --> 00:06:30,371 - GET A LOAD 'A THIS BROAD! 147 00:06:30,407 --> 00:06:32,841 SHE WALTZES IN HERE, NEVER PLAYED WITH US BEFORE, 148 00:06:32,876 --> 00:06:34,641 AND RIGHT AWAY SHE'S IN OUR FACE! 149 00:06:34,879 --> 00:06:37,084 YOU'RE OKAY, MAXINE! 150 00:06:37,948 --> 00:06:40,048 - THANKS, EARL...BY THE WAY, 151 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:42,557 THOSE ARE REALLY UGLY PANTS. 152 00:06:44,921 --> 00:06:48,289 - FINE, LISTEN, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU ALL WOULD GET ALONG, 153 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,791 I'M JUST GONNA TELL CAROL I'M LEAVING. 154 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,493 - LISTEN, MAXI, DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING, 155 00:06:51,528 --> 00:06:53,897 WE'RE NOT GONNA PULL ANY PRACTICAL JOKES ON YOU. 156 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:55,861 - AW, THAT'S TOO BAD. - HMM? 157 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:59,601 - HERE I WENT AND BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE EXPLODING GOLF BALLS. 158 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,402 - [gasping] I LOVE THESE THINGS! 159 00:07:01,438 --> 00:07:02,971 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO! 160 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,406 I CAN'T WAIT TO SMACK THAT FIRST BALL! 161 00:07:05,442 --> 00:07:07,342 [laughing] 162 00:07:07,377 --> 00:07:08,243 [laughing] 163 00:07:08,278 --> 00:07:09,978 - WHAT'S--WHAT'S-- WHAT'S FUNNY? 164 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,966 all: NOTHING! NOTHING, NOTHING. 165 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:16,317 - COME ON! 166 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:23,558 - HEY, HANK, I'M CALLIN' THAT BABE WE MET AT THE CAR WASH. 167 00:07:23,593 --> 00:07:24,726 REMEMBER HER? 168 00:07:24,761 --> 00:07:26,872 THE ONE WITH THE NICE HEADLIGHTS? 169 00:07:28,431 --> 00:07:30,492 - CHARLEY, I WOULDN'T GET MY HOPES UP TOO HIGH. 170 00:07:30,529 --> 00:07:31,908 - DEBORAH, HI. 171 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,133 CHARLEY DIETZ... WE MET THIS MORNING. 172 00:07:34,388 --> 00:07:36,272 A WASH AND A SUPER SEAL? 173 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:38,423 NO, NO, THAT WAS MY ROOMMATE HANK. 174 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:41,174 I'M THE ONE WHO LEFT HIS WINDOWS DOWN. 175 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,063 YEAH, DUMB LIKE A FOX. 176 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,352 I GOT THE INTERIOR WASH FOR FREE. 177 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:49,579 HELLO? 178 00:07:50,204 --> 00:07:51,736 OH, I THOUGHT I LOST YOU. 179 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,772 - WHY DON'T YOU INVITE HER OVER FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT? 180 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,463 I'LL COOK. - YEAH, GREAT! 181 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:57,609 LISTEN, DEBORAH, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO COME TO MY PLACE 182 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:00,166 TOMORROW FOR A FABULOUS GOURMET DINNER? 183 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:02,100 YEAH, I'M A GREAT COOK! 184 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,416 WELL, I'M MAKIN'... WHAT AM I MAKIN'? 185 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:06,651 - CORNISH GAME HENS AND A GRAND MARNIER SAUCE 186 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:09,480 WILD RICE AND ASPARAGUS AND A GARLIC AIOLI. 187 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:11,807 - CHICKEN. 188 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,288 YEAH, HANK'LL BE THERE TOO. 189 00:08:17,431 --> 00:08:18,763 OKAY, SEE YOU AT 7:00. 190 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:21,233 [doorbell rings] - OH, THAT MUST BE MY FRIENDS. 191 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:23,041 - THANKS FOR DOIN' THIS, HANK. 192 00:08:23,072 --> 00:08:25,495 - HEY, IT'S MY PLEASURE. I OWE YOU ONE FOR PUTTIN' ME UP. 193 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,287 HEY, GUYS! 194 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,074 TODD, DANNY, THIS IS MY FRIEND CHARLEY. 195 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,242 - HEY, CHARLEY. - HI. 196 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,210 - UH, WE'D BETTER GET A MOVE ON, HANK. 197 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:34,608 - SO, UH, YOU GUYS ARE GOING OUT TONIGHT, HUH? 198 00:08:34,656 --> 00:08:36,508 - YEAH, GONNA SEE A SHOW, MAYBE GET A DRINK. 199 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,507 - NEED A DESIGNATED COOL GUY? - CHARLEY! 200 00:08:38,554 --> 00:08:39,753 YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN US! 201 00:08:39,797 --> 00:08:41,711 - GREAT, WELL, LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL! 202 00:08:44,969 --> 00:08:46,953 - YOU TWO AREN'T TOGETHER, ARE YOU? 203 00:08:48,239 --> 00:08:50,124 - GOOD LORD, NO! 204 00:08:50,374 --> 00:08:52,713 EVEN IF HE WERE GAY, CHARLEY'S NOT MY TYPE. 205 00:08:58,983 --> 00:09:02,318 [music playing] 206 00:09:04,476 --> 00:09:06,220 - CAN WE GET A ROUND OF BEERS HERE? 207 00:09:08,092 --> 00:09:11,400 BOY! SLIM PICKINGS ON THE CHICK FRONT TONIGHT, HUH? 208 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,630 - GUYS, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO ANOTHER BAR. 209 00:09:14,665 --> 00:09:16,434 I DON'T THINK CHARLEY'S GONNA BE COMFORTABLE HERE. 210 00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:17,736 - BUT WE TOLD BEN AND PETER 211 00:09:17,772 --> 00:09:19,238 WE'D MEET 'EM HERE AFTER THE SHOW. 212 00:09:19,273 --> 00:09:21,123 YOU KNOW HOW SNIPPY PETER GETS. 213 00:09:21,842 --> 00:09:23,976 - AW, HANK, IT'S FINE. YOU KNOW, 214 00:09:24,011 --> 00:09:26,946 SOMETIMES IT'S GREAT JUST TO COME TO A REAL GUY BAR. 215 00:09:26,981 --> 00:09:28,747 YOU KNOW? HANG OUT WITH OTHER MEN 216 00:09:28,783 --> 00:09:30,892 AND WATCH A GAME ON THE TUBE. 217 00:09:31,319 --> 00:09:35,030 HUH, TORVILL AND DEAN ARE IN THE ICE DANCING FINALS. 218 00:09:36,357 --> 00:09:38,867 - WELL, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR BEING SO OPEN-MINDED. 219 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,926 IN FACT, YOU'RE ONE OF THE ONLY GUYS ON THE SHIP 220 00:09:40,962 --> 00:09:42,928 THAT ALWAYS TREATS ME THE SAME AS ANYONE ELSE. 221 00:09:42,964 --> 00:09:44,830 - WELL, HANK, YOU'RE NOT LIKE THE OTHER GUYS. 222 00:09:44,865 --> 00:09:48,043 YOU TREAT ME WITH RESPECT, YOU DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME AND... 223 00:09:48,302 --> 00:09:50,202 WELL, NOT TO MENTION YOUR LITTLE BAGS OF POTPOURRI 224 00:09:50,237 --> 00:09:52,645 HAVE GIVEN THE HOUSE A REALLY LOVELY AROMA. 225 00:09:53,007 --> 00:09:55,232 - THANKS, I LIKE YOU TOO. 226 00:09:55,287 --> 00:09:57,982 - I LIKE TO THINK WE'RE AS CLOSE AS TWO GUYS CAN GET. 227 00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:12,024 YOU KNOW, IF YOUR FRIENDS DON'T STOP DANCING TOGETHER, 228 00:10:12,059 --> 00:10:13,721 PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK... 229 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,994 OH, MY GOD. 230 00:10:40,454 --> 00:10:41,952 YOU'RE GAY. 231 00:10:43,591 --> 00:10:45,002 - YOU DIDN'T KNOW? 232 00:10:45,826 --> 00:10:48,001 - HOW COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE KNOWN? 233 00:10:48,362 --> 00:10:51,944 - CHARLEY, I'VE BEEN DATING A GUY NAMED RICKY FOR TWO YEARS. 234 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:55,440 THERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM BY MY BED IN A HEART-SHAPED FRAME. 235 00:10:56,404 --> 00:10:58,839 - I THOUGHT THAT WAS SOME PRESIDENT. 236 00:11:00,441 --> 00:11:03,042 AND WHEN YOU USED TO SAY "I'M GOING OUT WITH RICKY TONIGHT," 237 00:11:03,077 --> 00:11:04,843 I THOUGHT YOU MEANT A "RICKI LAKE" RICKY, 238 00:11:04,879 --> 00:11:06,754 NOT A "RICKY RICARDO" RICKY. 239 00:11:08,449 --> 00:11:11,350 - LOOK, I HOPE THIS WON'T AFFECT OUR FRIENDSHIP, CHARLEY. 240 00:11:11,725 --> 00:11:12,987 - WELL... 241 00:11:13,621 --> 00:11:15,087 DON'T BE SILLY, OF COURSE NOT... 242 00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:18,357 IT'S THE '90s. I'M A SOPHISTICATED GUY. 243 00:11:20,127 --> 00:11:22,375 DO ME A FAVOR. WILL YOU DANCE WITH ME? 244 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:25,097 LISTEN, YOU SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE? 245 00:11:25,132 --> 00:11:27,066 I WANNA MAKE SURE HE KNOWS I'M NOT INTERESTED. 246 00:11:27,101 --> 00:11:28,367 SO DO ME A FAVOR, WOULD YA? 247 00:11:28,402 --> 00:11:29,868 KISS ME. 248 00:11:29,904 --> 00:11:31,539 - [deep voice] OKAY. JUST MAKE IT QUICK. 249 00:11:31,586 --> 00:11:33,055 I'VE GOT A SHOW TO DO. 250 00:11:37,445 --> 00:11:38,757 WOOF! 251 00:11:48,211 --> 00:11:51,279 - ALL RIGHT... [knocking continues] 252 00:11:51,321 --> 00:11:54,055 YEAH, FINE, YEAH. I'M COMING, COMING, COMING... 253 00:11:54,091 --> 00:11:58,927 [knocking continues] 254 00:11:58,962 --> 00:12:00,659 - OH, GOOD, YOU'RE UP. 255 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:06,368 - CHARLEY, IT'S--IT'S 2:00 IN THE MORNING. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 256 00:12:06,403 --> 00:12:08,436 - HARRY, CAN I SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH? 257 00:12:08,472 --> 00:12:09,804 - NO! 258 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,573 - OKAY, YOU TAKE THE COUCH, I'LL TAKE THE BED. 259 00:12:11,608 --> 00:12:13,875 - COME-- NO, CHARLEY, PLEASE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 260 00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:15,581 - WELL, CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET? 261 00:12:16,246 --> 00:12:17,679 - CHARLEY, I'M EXHAUSTED! 262 00:12:17,714 --> 00:12:20,749 I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY PICKING EXPLODED GOLF-BALL SHRAPNEL 263 00:12:20,784 --> 00:12:22,229 OUT OF MY HAIR. 264 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,405 - YOU MISSED ONE. - JUST-- 265 00:12:26,256 --> 00:12:27,489 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 266 00:12:27,524 --> 00:12:29,230 - OKAY, OKAY, HERE IT IS. 267 00:12:29,826 --> 00:12:31,429 HANK'S GAY. 268 00:12:32,729 --> 00:12:33,995 - YEAH? SO WHAT? 269 00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:37,022 - WELL, HARRY, I'M LIVING WITH A GAY GUY! 270 00:12:38,168 --> 00:12:41,453 - LOOK, CHARLEY IF--IF HANK MADE A PASS AT YOU... 271 00:12:41,638 --> 00:12:44,110 THEN I'D SAY THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. 272 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:48,261 AND THAT HANK COULD DO A WHOLE LOT BETTER. 273 00:12:51,381 --> 00:12:54,582 BUT...I MEAN, NOTHING'S HAPPENED. 274 00:12:57,421 --> 00:12:58,637 HAS IT? 275 00:12:59,556 --> 00:13:02,341 - NO! OF COURSE NOT! 276 00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:07,077 OKAY, I SLOW-DANCED WITH A TRANSVESTITE. 277 00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:13,268 AND HE WASN'T A BAD KISSER-- BUT THAT'S IT! 278 00:13:19,719 --> 00:13:23,945 - [humming] 279 00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:25,613 HEY, YOU LOOK NICE, CHARLEY! 280 00:13:25,649 --> 00:13:27,697 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 281 00:13:28,652 --> 00:13:30,285 - NOTHING. IT'S A GOOD-LOOKING SHIRT. 282 00:13:31,822 --> 00:13:33,702 - I DON'T THINK IT'S SO GOOD-LOOKING. 283 00:13:35,325 --> 00:13:36,769 - CHARLEY... 284 00:13:38,028 --> 00:13:40,811 YOU HAVING A PROBLEM DEALING WITH MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION? 285 00:13:41,364 --> 00:13:42,897 - I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D THINK THAT. 286 00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:45,508 - YOU JUST TOOK A SHOWER WITH A BASEBALL BAT. 287 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:48,414 - YOU PEEKED! 288 00:13:48,605 --> 00:13:50,405 - I DIDN'T NEED TO. THERE'S A WET BAT ON THE FLOOR 289 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,321 AND A HUGE DENT IN THE SOAP! 290 00:13:52,809 --> 00:13:54,209 YOU REALIZE HOW RIDICULOUS THAT IS? 291 00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:56,027 - WELL, OF COURSE I DO! 292 00:13:56,064 --> 00:13:57,779 I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS TRYING TO WASH HIS HAIR 293 00:13:57,814 --> 00:13:59,578 WITH A BAT BETWEEN HIS KNEES. 294 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,965 - LOOK, CHARLEY, I'M SORRY. 295 00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:04,626 I MEAN, I GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASSUMED YOU KNEW-- 296 00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:08,460 LET'S MAKE THIS EASY, I'LL... 297 00:14:08,507 --> 00:14:10,391 STAY IN A HOTEL UNTIL I FIND MY OWN PLACE. 298 00:14:10,757 --> 00:14:13,468 - WELL, IF YOU THINK THAT'S BEST. 299 00:14:13,763 --> 00:14:15,396 SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT, HANK. 300 00:14:15,432 --> 00:14:16,664 - YEAH. 301 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,566 LISTEN, GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR DATE. 302 00:14:20,937 --> 00:14:22,237 YOU GONNA BE OKAY MAKING THE DINNER? 303 00:14:22,272 --> 00:14:23,357 - SURE! 304 00:14:23,412 --> 00:14:25,753 COULD YOU JUST LIKE, THOUGH, WALK ME THROUGH IT? 305 00:14:26,276 --> 00:14:27,523 - OKAY. 306 00:14:27,582 --> 00:14:29,285 RUB THE HENS WITH OLIVE OIL. - UH-HUH. 307 00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:30,578 - PUT A LITTLE TARRAGON UNDER THE SKIN. 308 00:14:30,614 --> 00:14:32,176 - UH-HUH. - MEANWHILE, COOK YOUR WILD RICE 309 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,442 WHILE YOU'RE PEELING THE CHESTNUTS, 310 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,949 AND THEN MAKE YOUR GARNI BOUQUET. 311 00:14:34,985 --> 00:14:37,252 ROSEMARY, CORIANDER, FOUR PEPPERCORNS, MEDIUM BAY LEAF. 312 00:14:37,287 --> 00:14:39,842 - HMPH. BOY. 313 00:14:39,898 --> 00:14:42,362 YOU REALLY HAVE TO BE SMART TO BE GAY. 314 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,147 - MAYBE I SHOULD STAY THROUGH DINNER. 315 00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:47,305 - YEAH. 316 00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:51,706 - HI, SOFIA! 317 00:14:52,435 --> 00:14:54,281 - SO, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A SLUT? 318 00:14:55,038 --> 00:14:57,105 - I'M DRESSED TO WALK THE DOG. 319 00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:59,291 - NO, YOU'RE DRESSED TO WALK THE STREETS. 320 00:15:01,326 --> 00:15:02,626 YOU'RE GONNA CRUISE 321 00:15:02,647 --> 00:15:04,746 THE BEEFCAKE NEXT-DOOR, AREN'T YOU? 322 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:09,150 - SOFIA, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT I WOULD STOOP 323 00:15:09,185 --> 00:15:13,054 TO SUCH A BLATANTLY TRANSPARENT ATTEMPT TO BUMP INTO HANK? 324 00:15:13,089 --> 00:15:15,133 - YOU BET YOUR WONDERBRA I DO. 325 00:15:16,259 --> 00:15:17,974 - OH, SOFIA... 326 00:15:18,357 --> 00:15:19,979 YOU SILLY LITTLE PIXIE! 327 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,732 - CAROL... - YEAH? 328 00:15:22,784 --> 00:15:24,040 - THE DOG! 329 00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:28,217 - COME ON, DREYFUSS! 330 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:34,142 - GOLF AGAIN, HARRY? - GOLF...YEAH, GOLF! 331 00:15:34,177 --> 00:15:36,010 THAT'S WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE. 332 00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:37,545 I'VE HAD IT WITH THE THREE OF THEM! 333 00:15:37,581 --> 00:15:38,913 WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING, 334 00:15:38,949 --> 00:15:41,182 MAXINE PUT SARAN WRAP OVER ONE OF THE HOLES 335 00:15:41,217 --> 00:15:42,884 I WOUND UP 16 PUTTING THE GREEN 336 00:15:42,919 --> 00:15:44,540 BEFORE I FIGURED IT OUT. 337 00:15:45,522 --> 00:15:47,797 - WELL, THERE'LL ALWAYS BE MORE PUTTS. 338 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,569 AND APPARENTLY, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE ONE OF THEM. 339 00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:55,413 - I'M STARTING TO GET THE SAME FEELING MYSELF. 340 00:15:56,766 --> 00:15:58,933 - WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! 341 00:15:58,969 --> 00:16:02,170 CAN YOU BELIEVE BARKLEY MISSED FIVE SHOTS IN A ROW! 342 00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:04,162 - WHY NOT? HARRY DID! 343 00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:07,642 - YEAH, AND HARRY DIDN'T HAVE PEOPLE BOOING 344 00:16:07,677 --> 00:16:09,615 AND THROWING CUPS OF BEER AT HIS HEAD. 345 00:16:09,919 --> 00:16:12,928 - ACTUALLY, I--I DID, IF YOU RECALL, MAXINE. 346 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,768 - WELL, HARRY, I'M NOT SAYIN' YOUR PUTTING NEEDS WORK, BUT... 347 00:16:16,807 --> 00:16:18,453 THE GOPHERS FELT SO SORRY FOR YOU, 348 00:16:18,488 --> 00:16:20,372 THEY WERE DIGGING YOU EXTRA HOLES. 349 00:16:21,725 --> 00:16:24,626 - KABOOM! SHE GOT YA AGAIN! - YEAH, I KNOW... 350 00:16:24,661 --> 00:16:26,529 [telephone rings] 351 00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:29,541 HELLO. OH, YEAH, HOLD ON. 352 00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:31,847 EARL, IT'S BUNNY. 353 00:16:32,883 --> 00:16:34,945 - HOW DOES SHE TRACK ME DOWN? 354 00:16:35,063 --> 00:16:37,047 IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A BOUNTY HUNTER! 355 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,011 HI, HONEY. 356 00:16:40,247 --> 00:16:43,015 WELL, I'M--I'M JUST WATCHING A BALL GAME WITH MAXINE-- 357 00:16:43,162 --> 00:16:46,553 OKAY, OKAY. I'M--I'M ON MY WAY. MWAH! 358 00:16:46,954 --> 00:16:48,887 COME ON, BUD, I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE CELL BLOCK 359 00:16:48,923 --> 00:16:50,630 BEFORE LOCK DOWN. 360 00:16:52,393 --> 00:16:54,126 - OH, SO, MAXINE... 361 00:16:54,161 --> 00:16:56,261 HEY, YOU WANNA PLAY AROUND WITH US NEXT SATURDAY MORNING? 362 00:16:56,297 --> 00:16:57,529 - ONLY IF MY BOYFRIEND 363 00:16:57,565 --> 00:16:59,838 WON'T PLAY AROUND WITH ME NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT! 364 00:17:01,956 --> 00:17:03,937 - IS SHE A GREAT GUY OR WHAT? - YEAH! 365 00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:06,449 - SEE YOU LATER, MAXINE! - BYE, MAX! 366 00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:09,540 - I'LL SEE YOU-- SO LONG--SO LONG--PHHT! 367 00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:13,340 - WELL, I BETTER HIT THE ROAD, TOO. 368 00:17:13,642 --> 00:17:15,055 SAME TIME NEXT WEEKEND? 369 00:17:15,087 --> 00:17:17,783 - ACTUALLY, I--I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT. 370 00:17:17,818 --> 00:17:19,384 YOU'D BETTER FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER FOUR. 371 00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:20,886 - THAT'S TOO BAD. WHAT'S UP? 372 00:17:20,921 --> 00:17:24,222 - WELL, I HAVE TO VISIT MY... MY AUNT UP IN VIRGINIA. 373 00:17:24,258 --> 00:17:27,726 - HARRY, DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME JOINING YOUR GROUP? 374 00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:29,349 - NO, WHY? 375 00:17:29,763 --> 00:17:33,375 - WELL, BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN KIND OF COOL TO ME, AND, UH, 376 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:35,809 YOUR AUNT IN VIRGINIA IS DEAD. 377 00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:39,366 - LOOK, MAXINE... 378 00:17:39,719 --> 00:17:42,554 I HAD TO TALK THE GUYS INTO LETTING YOU INTO THE FOURSOME. 379 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:45,711 NEXT THING I KNOW, WE'RE NOT PLAYING GOLF ANYMORE, 380 00:17:45,746 --> 00:17:47,481 WE'RE PLAYING PRACTICAL JOKES NOW. 381 00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:49,714 - WELL, HARRY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE ONE OF THE GUYS, 382 00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:50,872 CAN'T YOU TAKE IT? 383 00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:52,461 - YEAH, I COULD TAKE IT AS WELL AS ANYBODY ELSE, 384 00:17:52,495 --> 00:17:54,061 BUT COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK, MAXINE. 385 00:17:54,096 --> 00:17:55,456 SPREAD IT AROUND! 386 00:17:55,495 --> 00:17:57,916 YOU'RE SLINGING IT ALL AT ME. 387 00:17:58,998 --> 00:18:00,320 - SORRY, HARRY. 388 00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:02,417 I GUESS I WENT TOO FAR. 389 00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:05,094 I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY. 390 00:18:07,474 --> 00:18:09,136 - I DIDN'T CRY! 391 00:18:09,642 --> 00:18:13,077 IT WAS THAT...ONION GUM YOU GAVE ME. 392 00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:17,882 - SO IF I, UH, PROMISE TO BEHAVE, 393 00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:20,318 YOU'LL PLAY NEXT WEEKEND? - OH...I DON'T KNOW... 394 00:18:20,353 --> 00:18:23,688 - WE CAN GLUE THEIR SHOES TO THE GOLF CART! 395 00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:26,457 - [stuttering] 396 00:18:26,493 --> 00:18:28,548 MAYBE I CAN MAKE IT, YEAH. 397 00:18:29,028 --> 00:18:32,330 - MMM! THIS PATE IS DELICIOUS! 398 00:18:32,365 --> 00:18:34,998 - YES, CHARLEY, YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF. 399 00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:36,306 - WHAT'S IN IT? 400 00:18:36,636 --> 00:18:37,841 - UH... 401 00:18:38,238 --> 00:18:41,105 HANK, WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER? YOU WATCHED ME MAKE IT! 402 00:18:41,141 --> 00:18:42,273 - IT'S GOOSE LIVER. 403 00:18:42,308 --> 00:18:44,069 - MMM! - NNN! 404 00:18:44,978 --> 00:18:46,277 - [chuckles] 405 00:18:46,312 --> 00:18:49,147 ALL THIS AND A SENSE OF HUMOR. WHAT A GUY! 406 00:18:49,182 --> 00:18:50,314 [doorbell rings] 407 00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:51,937 - [mumbles] 408 00:18:53,206 --> 00:18:54,678 [spitting] 409 00:18:56,256 --> 00:18:58,990 - OH, HI! I WAS JUST TODDLING BY WITH MY DOG. 410 00:18:59,025 --> 00:19:00,625 - LISTEN, BEFORE YOU START DROOLING ALL OVER HANK, 411 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,427 I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 412 00:19:02,462 --> 00:19:04,806 - I AM NOT HERE TO DROOL ON HANK, PEABRAIN. 413 00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:06,764 NOW LET ME IN. - OKEY-DOKEY. 414 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,136 - HI, HANK! 415 00:19:08,468 --> 00:19:11,269 OH, I'M--I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE ENTERTAINING. 416 00:19:11,304 --> 00:19:13,137 - CAROL, THIS IS DEBORAH, MY DATE. 417 00:19:13,173 --> 00:19:14,872 - YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN US FOR DINNER. 418 00:19:14,908 --> 00:19:17,371 - OH WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT TO IMPOSE. 419 00:19:17,744 --> 00:19:19,340 GO HOME, DREYFUSS. 420 00:19:21,314 --> 00:19:22,647 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP? 421 00:19:22,682 --> 00:19:25,283 I'M SURE YOU BOYS COULD USE A WOMAN'S TOUCH. 422 00:19:25,318 --> 00:19:27,450 - TRUST ME, CAROL. I GOT IT COVERED. 423 00:19:27,986 --> 00:19:29,213 CHARLEY... 424 00:19:29,656 --> 00:19:31,090 I THINK YOUR SOUP'S READY. 425 00:19:31,426 --> 00:19:34,461 - WELL, THANKS, BUT I'D REALLY LIKE TO EAT WITH EVERYBODY ELSE. 426 00:19:35,362 --> 00:19:36,769 - THIS GUY! 427 00:19:38,031 --> 00:19:41,098 - OH, TWO BACHELORS THROWING A DINNER PARTY. 428 00:19:41,134 --> 00:19:43,579 I BET THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH FORK GOES ON THE-- 429 00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:46,307 WOW! FINGER BOWLS! 430 00:19:46,606 --> 00:19:48,105 OH, MY GOD! ARE THESE ROSE PETALS? 431 00:19:48,141 --> 00:19:49,474 - I KNOW! 432 00:19:49,509 --> 00:19:52,276 I NEVER WOULD'VE THOUGHT CHARLEY WOULD BE SO WORLDLY 433 00:19:52,312 --> 00:19:53,478 AND SOPHISTICATED. 434 00:19:53,513 --> 00:19:55,952 - YES, A LOT OF PEOPLE MISS THAT. 435 00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:59,350 - SO, CAROL, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR. 436 00:19:59,385 --> 00:20:01,552 WHY HAVEN'T YOU TRIED TO PICK HIM OFF YET? 437 00:20:01,588 --> 00:20:02,887 - WELL... 438 00:20:02,922 --> 00:20:04,827 I DON'T BELIEVE IN GUNS. 439 00:20:06,759 --> 00:20:08,837 - DINNER IS SERVED! 440 00:20:09,272 --> 00:20:12,730 - MMM! THAT SMELLS DELICIOUS! - MMM! 441 00:20:12,765 --> 00:20:16,070 - IT'S SO NICE TO MEET A MAN WHO CAN COOK WHO ISN'T... 442 00:20:16,107 --> 00:20:17,306 YOU KNOW. 443 00:20:19,038 --> 00:20:22,039 - SUFFERING FROM A BROKEN WRIST...YES, MANY... 444 00:20:23,894 --> 00:20:27,745 GREAT CHEFS ARE VICTIMS OF TRAGIC KITCHEN ACCIDENTS. 445 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,780 - NO, NO, NO. WHAT I MEAN IS... 446 00:20:29,816 --> 00:20:33,083 ALL THE GREAT GUYS ARE EITHER MARRIED OR FAGS. 447 00:20:34,087 --> 00:20:36,153 - EXCUSE ME, WILL YOU? - UH, WAIT A MINUTE... 448 00:20:36,189 --> 00:20:37,720 UH, DEBORAH... 449 00:20:37,766 --> 00:20:39,991 I WISH YOU WOULDN'T USE THAT KIND OF TALK IN MY HOUSE. 450 00:20:40,026 --> 00:20:41,659 - GOOD FOR YOU, CHARLEY! 451 00:20:41,694 --> 00:20:43,528 - A FRIEND OF MINE HAPPENS TO BE GAY. 452 00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:44,962 VERY GOOD FRIEND. 453 00:20:44,998 --> 00:20:47,999 AND THERE'S NO BETTER PERSON IN THE WORLD THAN HIM. 454 00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:49,333 - WELL SAID. 455 00:20:49,369 --> 00:20:52,742 - I JUST HOPE HANK STILL THINKS OF ME AS HIS FRIEND. 456 00:20:54,107 --> 00:20:57,742 - OH...UM... I HAD NO IDEA. 457 00:20:57,777 --> 00:21:00,197 - YEAH, WELL, GET A CLUE, HONEY! 458 00:21:05,618 --> 00:21:08,953 - YOU KNOW, SUDDENLY I'M FEELING A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER. 459 00:21:08,988 --> 00:21:10,852 I'D BETTER GO HOME, CHARLEY. 460 00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:12,526 - THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 461 00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:15,867 YOU LOOK KINDA LOUSY. 462 00:21:16,836 --> 00:21:19,063 - YEAH, WELL, GOOD NIGHT. 463 00:21:21,368 --> 00:21:24,101 - CHARLEY, I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU. 464 00:21:24,137 --> 00:21:25,381 - THANKS, CHARLEY. 465 00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:29,240 - WELL...YOU'RE MY FRIEND, 466 00:21:29,275 --> 00:21:31,178 AND THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. 467 00:21:31,611 --> 00:21:34,422 AND...WELL... 468 00:21:35,214 --> 00:21:36,858 I'VE BEEN THINKIN', AND... 469 00:21:37,951 --> 00:21:39,473 I'D LIKE YOU TO STAY. 470 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,527 - THANKS. 471 00:21:42,922 --> 00:21:44,422 BUT I CALLED RICKY THIS AFTERNOON, 472 00:21:44,457 --> 00:21:45,623 AND WE'RE GONNA GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY. 473 00:21:46,059 --> 00:21:48,452 - BUT WE'VE MADE A HOME HERE TOGETHER! 474 00:21:50,063 --> 00:21:52,189 WHAT'S RICKY GOT THAT I DON'T HAVE? 475 00:21:55,635 --> 00:21:56,835 AH. 476 00:22:01,910 --> 00:22:03,967 [doorbell rings] - COME IN! 477 00:22:05,175 --> 00:22:07,575 HEY, MAX. HOW YOU DOING? EARL AND BUD AREN'T HERE YET. 478 00:22:07,611 --> 00:22:09,411 - ACTUALLY, THEY'RE NOT COMING. 479 00:22:09,446 --> 00:22:12,781 SEEMS THEIR WIVES HEARD A LITTLE TOO MUCH ABOUT MAXINE, 480 00:22:12,816 --> 00:22:14,547 AND THEY'RE JEALOUS OF ME. 481 00:22:14,885 --> 00:22:16,423 ISN'T THAT RIDICULOUS? 482 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,288 - I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE SEXY, YOU'RE CHARMING. 483 00:22:20,323 --> 00:22:22,609 YOU CAN--YOU CAN BELCH THE ALPHABET. 484 00:22:23,693 --> 00:22:25,627 - THAT'S TRUE. - YEAH. 485 00:22:25,662 --> 00:22:28,196 SO IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US? - NO, I ROUNDED UP 486 00:22:28,231 --> 00:22:29,597 A COUPLE OF MORE PLAYERS. - ALL RIGHT! 487 00:22:29,633 --> 00:22:31,105 - HEY NOW! 488 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,674 OKAY, HOW MANY STROKES OFF FOR HITTIN' A SQUIRREL? 489 00:22:37,474 --> 00:22:39,441 - ALL RIGHT, WHO ELSE-- WHO ELSE IS PLAYING? 490 00:22:39,476 --> 00:22:41,430 - OUTTA MY WAY... 491 00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:48,488 I'M LOOKIN' FOR A RICH OLD GUY WHO CAN STILL SWING. 492 00:22:50,012 --> 00:22:51,630 FOREPLAY! 493 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:56,230 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36455

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