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We will win. - Ya? 12 00:01:49,270 --> 00:01:51,986 Zoe, front center. 13 00:01:55,568 --> 00:02:00,123 - Do I made take a picture? - No, you are the most geeky here... 14 00:02:00,239 --> 00:02:07,250 ... So you know what to do. The headmaster wants to live march. 15 00:02:07,371 --> 00:02:11,463 Use or don't use, I don't give a shit. Listen... 16 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:15,676 you guys, least at twenty minutes without embaracing yourselves. 17 00:02:15,796 --> 00:02:18,809 - So it can change our lives? - Sure. 18 00:02:18,924 --> 00:02:22,720 - Should I put it on my euphonium? - You what you figured up. 19 00:02:22,844 --> 00:02:27,234 - We set up nine minutes. - Nine minutes? Jesus... 20 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:32,529 - What does he want? - To change our lives forever. 21 00:02:32,646 --> 00:02:34,899 Cool. 22 00:02:38,443 --> 00:02:41,990 - Rector Hanio, looking sharp. - Do I know you? 23 00:02:42,113 --> 00:02:45,661 - Alice was going to the regionals. - Alyson, yes. 24 00:02:45,784 --> 00:02:51,039 Alice. Do you think she hits some guys in Florida? 25 00:02:51,164 --> 00:02:57,012 - Boys? What do you mean? - Spring break. super hot guys. Muscles... 26 00:02:57,128 --> 00:02:59,975 Alyson? Should be fine, your sister. 27 00:03:00,089 --> 00:03:04,680 - Girlfriend. - Girlfriend? We'll all be safe, ok? 28 00:03:05,803 --> 00:03:08,353 - I'm going to sit down. - Absolutely! 29 00:03:08,472 --> 00:03:11,059 - See you on National. - I doubt it. 30 00:03:29,535 --> 00:03:31,954 Wait, did you hear that? 31 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:42,264 They can hardly wait. They love us. 32 00:03:43,339 --> 00:03:47,053 - Of course. - Zoe! 33 00:03:48,636 --> 00:03:51,816 - Alice. - Hi. 34 00:03:53,475 --> 00:03:59,775 - Do they look okay? - Yes, check mine. What do you think? 35 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:07,750 Girls, wear now. Clothing should be worn. 36 00:04:07,863 --> 00:04:09,869 No! 37 00:04:14,203 --> 00:04:19,720 - You have some hair there. - I shave before I go out. 38 00:04:19,834 --> 00:04:24,509 If we win today, we will to national competition 39 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:29,305 - In Florida. - I've never been there. 40 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:36,650 We're going to Florida! 41 00:04:39,019 --> 00:04:41,321 Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! 42 00:04:45,025 --> 00:04:48,787 - We're going to the national competition! - Boobs! 43 00:04:52,241 --> 00:04:55,835 - We're going to the national competition. - Get the hell dress! 44 00:04:55,952 --> 00:04:58,373 Okay. 45 00:04:58,497 --> 00:05:02,009 - I'm so proud of you. - And I'm proud of you. 46 00:05:07,047 --> 00:05:14,889 I'm sure that we win. My grandmother had to compete national. 47 00:05:15,013 --> 00:05:20,364 - My mom also. - And now I feel I will also follow suit. 48 00:05:23,396 --> 00:05:28,117 I'm not going to say it again. Give dress now! 49 00:05:28,234 --> 00:05:30,619 No! 50 00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:36,786 Girls, why are not you dressed? Time for a formation. Hurry up. 51 00:05:38,161 --> 00:05:40,627 Man in the locker room! 52 00:05:40,628 --> 00:05:44,793 Turn off the camera! They can see everything. 53 00:05:49,213 --> 00:05:51,716 Oh my God! 54 00:05:57,222 --> 00:05:59,475 How do I turn it off? 55 00:06:00,558 --> 00:06:05,232 This is, you, the audience seen, Breast wobbling... 56 00:06:05,354 --> 00:06:08,118 in my office. 57 00:06:08,232 --> 00:06:12,455 Girls, we can learn that we must stay away from drugs. 58 00:06:12,569 --> 00:06:15,500 Form a formation, ready in a minute. 59 00:06:17,407 --> 00:06:18,908 Give dress! 60 00:06:18,909 --> 00:06:20,352 Coach Gil. 61 00:06:21,852 --> 00:06:24,590 - You and the... - Band? 62 00:06:24,706 --> 00:06:29,796 - Band? The tape and... - Camcorder. 63 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:36,979 We made a stupid mistake. Everyone makes her own easy to laugh, but no one was injured. 64 00:06:37,093 --> 00:06:41,602 - That's not true. - They do not have a chance. 65 00:06:41,723 --> 00:06:48,652 They can not even regional contest. Oh god... You and I need a drink. 66 00:06:50,899 --> 00:06:53,947 - Sit down. - No, I'll have a drink... 67 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:56,223 ...And pretend that life has value. 68 00:06:56,224 --> 00:06:59,241 Gil. I can not believe I'm going to say this. 69 00:06:59,365 --> 00:07:02,794 - You're going to the national competition. - I'm going to get drunk. 70 00:07:02,911 --> 00:07:07,217 - We are pathetic! - Yes, but that does not matter. Sit. 71 00:07:15,131 --> 00:07:18,761 - What did he say? - If you are ruined for me, Zoe... 72 00:07:18,884 --> 00:07:22,017 - Me? - I'm here on scholarship. 73 00:07:22,138 --> 00:07:25,270 - Scholarship? Can you get this? - Yes. 74 00:07:30,771 --> 00:07:33,239 we will come to the national competition. 75 00:07:41,865 --> 00:07:44,120 It's time. 76 00:07:45,452 --> 00:07:47,174 Where the hell bus, Coach Gil? 77 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:49,758 It's too late. The bus was always like this. 78 00:07:51,291 --> 00:07:54,589 - Are you okay, Snoopy rabbit? - Poo Bear. 79 00:07:54,669 --> 00:08:01,515 I'll be in Florida, although This Spring break. It's not my style. 80 00:08:01,634 --> 00:08:06,439 and also, I know that you will along with your good friend, Hank. 81 00:08:06,556 --> 00:08:12,986 Yes, but anyway... If you want to play in a porn video... 82 00:08:13,104 --> 00:08:17,115 What? I do not want to record some porn video. Do you? 83 00:08:17,234 --> 00:08:19,997 - No, you know that I'm pretty... - Small. 84 00:08:20,111 --> 00:08:23,041 - No, no... - Very small. 85 00:08:23,156 --> 00:08:28,044 It's easy. We have drumstick I use on you. 86 00:08:28,161 --> 00:08:31,423 - In addition to large... - I compensate well for it? 87 00:08:31,539 --> 00:08:36,214 Not directly, but it does not. I promises to only record movies with you. 88 00:08:36,336 --> 00:08:42,351 we can use the camcorder mother, and then it does not look a bit. Okay? 89 00:08:42,467 --> 00:08:45,266 - I'll miss you. - Me too. 90 00:08:47,388 --> 00:08:50,852 - Michelle, what happened? - I missed my fucking plane. 91 00:08:50,975 --> 00:08:55,696 - My fucking mom never stopped talking. - Your home sounds wonderful. 92 00:08:55,812 --> 00:09:00,867 - What do you mean by that? - Relax, girls. Gather stuff. 93 00:09:00,985 --> 00:09:04,615 - Be careful. - It's just a euphonium. 94 00:09:04,697 --> 00:09:06,183 No, it's Charlie. 95 00:09:06,184 --> 00:09:10,379 The only memory I have left of my grandmother. 96 00:09:10,494 --> 00:09:16,461 Sorry. You may have to hang it on the wall, and think about masturbation? 97 00:09:17,584 --> 00:09:19,921 I might have to think about you. 98 00:09:21,963 --> 00:09:27,847 I'm a little nervous. I never drive like a big bus... 99 00:09:27,969 --> 00:09:34,067 It's like a car. D for advanced R for reverse and P for parking. 100 00:09:34,184 --> 00:09:38,147 - It is important that I do not... - I believe you, dear. 101 00:09:38,272 --> 00:09:40,739 Do not rush, a good idea. 102 00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:47,455 - Are we ready to ride on the bus? - All instruments are numbered... 103 00:09:47,572 --> 00:09:54,168 Zoe... but should fly with the others. It is entirely in the car and she is tough. 104 00:09:54,287 --> 00:09:56,332 No, I can not leave Charlie. 105 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:59,673 You know, Zoe, you really do have an natural relationship... 106 00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:03,754 - ... To the instrument is properly strange? - No, he was my grandma's. 107 00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:12,600 I stand by it. See you in Miami within two days. find out about that. 108 00:10:12,722 --> 00:10:15,818 Why does the ass here? 109 00:10:15,933 --> 00:10:17,558 You could take the plane with the other girls. 110 00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:21,188 Are you kidding me? And breathe the recycle air? 111 00:10:21,189 --> 00:10:26,575 - Do you know how dangerous it is? - Whitney, you're in charge. 112 00:10:26,652 --> 00:10:30,116 - Of course, I'm. - Hey coach. 113 00:10:30,239 --> 00:10:36,870 - Do we have chance with the nationals? - No, but you can do well. 114 00:10:36,995 --> 00:10:39,078 See you in Florida, drive carefully. 115 00:10:41,335 --> 00:10:42,908 We're be fine. 116 00:10:48,507 --> 00:10:52,267 Really? A school bus? Let's go, retards. 117 00:11:05,607 --> 00:11:09,748 - Why Coach Gil like that? - He's on medication. 118 00:11:10,945 --> 00:11:15,038 - No, he's trying to motivate us. - This is the opposite of motivation. 119 00:11:15,158 --> 00:11:20,545 - I'm motivated. I read about it. - It's called a reverse emocion empathy. 120 00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:26,678 He wants to force us to succeed by break us down. It's a brilliant idea. 121 00:11:26,794 --> 00:11:32,014 - It's called psychological abuse. - Our coach is a drunk... 122 00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:36,641 - ... But we won anyway, right? - Yes. 123 00:12:50,835 --> 00:12:55,675 Zoe! Plays she really now? 124 00:12:55,798 --> 00:12:59,429 Place of hell! We are trying to sleep. 125 00:12:59,552 --> 00:13:04,986 Stop fucking playing, Zoe! I drive up your ass on you. Bring it here. 126 00:13:05,099 --> 00:13:08,611 I trying to practice. I had to do it perfect. 127 00:13:12,106 --> 00:13:14,111 Zoe! 128 00:13:24,035 --> 00:13:26,584 We take a break on five minutes. 129 00:13:30,082 --> 00:13:32,336 Hey, Coach Gil. 130 00:13:33,126 --> 00:13:35,677 Yes, we just think to refuel... 131 00:13:36,714 --> 00:13:41,518 Whose clarinet? Karen, that dumbass. Ok. 132 00:13:41,635 --> 00:13:45,775 Can you fill up the tank? I have to look for one thing. 133 00:13:49,309 --> 00:13:52,488 Hey! Will you hem Spring break? 134 00:13:54,272 --> 00:13:58,033 - Spring... what? - We may be seen down there. 135 00:14:00,028 --> 00:14:05,580 Take part in a wet t-shirt contest. I'm curious on what you have down there. 136 00:14:07,619 --> 00:14:11,296 - No. - Okay, it's too bad. 137 00:14:11,414 --> 00:14:14,594 - See you. - Okay... 138 00:14:37,231 --> 00:14:39,201 A sign against Miami! 139 00:14:43,905 --> 00:14:48,294 Ready? Beat the drum, beat, at the drums! 140 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:54,625 Beat the drum., beat the drum. Play the flute, play, play the flute. 141 00:14:54,748 --> 00:14:58,212 Play the flute, play, play the flute. 142 00:14:58,335 --> 00:15:04,635 Marching with the band, marching, marching band! 143 00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:08,981 Win the Nationals, win, win the Nationals! 144 00:15:09,096 --> 00:15:13,984 Girls! You do realize? We have over 200 miles to go? 145 00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:17,609 200 longs miles. 146 00:15:18,563 --> 00:15:22,869 - Win the Nationals, win, win the Nationals! - Jesus... 147 00:15:22,984 --> 00:15:27,161 The smoke from the hood! This bus will be broken. 148 00:15:52,681 --> 00:15:57,485 Calm down! I'm staying! Jesus... 149 00:16:03,608 --> 00:16:07,154 - What the hell did you do? - Did you drive on anyone? 150 00:16:07,278 --> 00:16:12,331 - My uncle did it once. - No, there is something wrong with the bus. 151 00:16:14,994 --> 00:16:17,841 Girls... Charlie's ok. 152 00:16:20,332 --> 00:16:24,093 - Everything is gonna be ok. - Shut up with your stupid euphonium. 153 00:16:24,211 --> 00:16:26,465 How can we get to Miami? 154 00:16:27,548 --> 00:16:30,098 We can take the bus! 155 00:16:30,216 --> 00:16:35,188 - Morron. Somebody call a truck. - Right... 156 00:16:40,269 --> 00:16:43,483 - What are you looking for? - What do you think? 157 00:16:43,563 --> 00:16:45,865 About what? 158 00:16:47,901 --> 00:16:52,575 No idea. He checked under the hood in the fifteen minutes. What should I do? 159 00:16:52,697 --> 00:17:00,255 - We will not. - What? No, we're just 80 miles away. 160 00:17:00,372 --> 00:17:04,548 I think it's impossible, baby. 161 00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:08,718 Relax, we'll be here in a day or two. 162 00:17:10,048 --> 00:17:14,223 Wait a bit, he seems to be ready now. I'll call you back. 163 00:17:17,263 --> 00:17:21,486 I'm not a mechanic, but the problem is quite clear. 164 00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:26,322 - Have someone poured gasoline on it? - Zoe! 165 00:17:26,438 --> 00:17:32,121 A bus must have a diesel! The know anyone. 166 00:17:32,236 --> 00:17:37,623 - We go to college, not a kindergarten. - You put gasoline in a diesel tank? 167 00:17:37,741 --> 00:17:44,123 - Damn! - Sorry, but I never drive the bus. 168 00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:50,092 I'm don't feel so good guys... I'm really hot... 169 00:17:50,212 --> 00:17:54,269 - Is that Elvis? - You look a little strange. 170 00:17:56,217 --> 00:18:01,023 - You should probably get a new engine. - And how much it cost? 171 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:05,730 - Three or four perhaps. - Hundred? 172 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:09,732 - Thousand. - Three to four thousand? Hell. 173 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:14,163 Yes, and to find a mechanic in weekend with Spring break and all... 174 00:18:14,278 --> 00:18:19,533 We have to go to Miami. our entire band and our future depends on there. 175 00:18:19,616 --> 00:18:23,044 Sorry ladies. I wish I had better news for you. 176 00:18:23,161 --> 00:18:26,957 You do realize what the reason we're going to the Nationals? 177 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:33,258 what what? We do. We are buying an engine and go to the national competition. 178 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,345 - Where we will get the money? - Ask the Coach Gil. 179 00:18:36,466 --> 00:18:41,983 - It sucks! - You killed the bus and our chances! 180 00:18:42,096 --> 00:18:45,394 You're killing my future and my unborn children. 181 00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:52,445 I will live in a hole with losers. I'll kill myself! 182 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,866 Thank you, Zoe! 183 00:18:54,984 --> 00:18:59,788 - I'm sorry, I... - Hello, my name is Constance. 184 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:04,544 - I do not care. - Do you write on Spring break-ban? 185 00:19:04,618 --> 00:19:08,082 - Do you have four thousand for a new engine? - No. 186 00:19:08,205 --> 00:19:11,799 - So to hell with you. - What is "forbidding breaker"? 187 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:16,722 - Prohibit Spring break. - They have fun. Why ban it? 188 00:19:16,838 --> 00:19:20,600 - Is it possible? - Yes, and I have my reasons. 189 00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:24,223 - What did she mean? - Girls,... 190 00:19:24,346 --> 00:19:27,894 Wait a minute! I got you. 191 00:19:28,017 --> 00:19:31,279 We go over here. 192 00:19:34,898 --> 00:19:38,576 - Franny? - I feel hot. 193 00:19:38,694 --> 00:19:43,664 I'm dizzy. Is there a JV that catch me? 194 00:19:45,242 --> 00:19:49,963 Take her out of the sun over there. 195 00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:56,295 Okay, come on. I got you. 196 00:19:56,419 --> 00:20:02,018 - You're doing enough. - Wait! Fucking redneck! 197 00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:05,602 What a gentleman. 198 00:20:05,678 --> 00:20:09,901 No! What's up with the bus? 199 00:20:10,016 --> 00:20:14,441 - Take it easy. - The National Competition! 200 00:20:14,562 --> 00:20:20,363 - Chill down. - The girls go to Florida. Understand? 201 00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:23,934 You exert yourself too much. 202 00:20:23,935 --> 00:20:27,584 I do not care you're married to my sister... 203 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:31,046 But...you get fired if they do not come to Florida! 204 00:20:31,161 --> 00:20:34,793 Remember that shit I gave you? you should take a little more. 205 00:20:39,837 --> 00:20:45,270 - What is this? - Heat stroke. Get some water. 206 00:20:45,384 --> 00:20:48,729 - Is she dead? - No dead idiot. 207 00:20:48,845 --> 00:20:51,693 - But he did not move. - She was just a little sunstroke. 208 00:20:51,807 --> 00:20:56,563 Bullshit. Do you know where I am? Listen. You're such a bitch! 209 00:20:56,687 --> 00:20:59,652 Take care of this. 210 00:21:03,151 --> 00:21:06,745 - What? It works on TV. - Can not you just die? 211 00:21:06,863 --> 00:21:10,790 - Look, Zoe. You saved her. - She did not at all. 212 00:21:10,909 --> 00:21:15,251 - You can become a doctor. - Can we learn? I get complex here. 213 00:21:15,372 --> 00:21:20,591 I should be on something fancy hotel, not a grimy strip club! 214 00:21:22,379 --> 00:21:26,601 Your hands dirty. Do not touch me. 215 00:21:26,674 --> 00:21:28,929 Rub it all. 216 00:21:51,615 --> 00:21:56,336 Okay, I'll get someone who can salvage your bus. 217 00:21:56,453 --> 00:21:58,922 This is Gil. 218 00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:05,885 - What did you say? - We must perform without instruments. 219 00:22:06,005 --> 00:22:10,264 - Is it possible? - Ladies. 220 00:22:10,384 --> 00:22:13,309 You look like you need something refreshing. 221 00:22:13,310 --> 00:22:14,180 Delicious.. 222 00:22:14,304 --> 00:22:17,437 - Remove it. - A real sydstatskille. 223 00:22:17,558 --> 00:22:20,192 Cooked in the south, jolly good. 224 00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:25,067 - This replica is old as your mistress. - You look familiar. Are you a porn actor? 225 00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:30,577 As soon as the bus repaired, we draw from this shit hole. Is that understood? 226 00:22:31,905 --> 00:22:35,915 Why is hot in here, or is it just me? 227 00:22:40,997 --> 00:22:45,007 - Oh my God, I just got wet. - You're all whores! 228 00:22:45,126 --> 00:22:48,804 - Focus. - Focus on this. 229 00:22:48,922 --> 00:22:52,516 - Okay. - I happened to hear a conversation. 230 00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:57,024 - You can easy money in this town. - Not a chance. 231 00:22:59,557 --> 00:23:01,776 you've got great potential. 232 00:24:18,634 --> 00:24:22,099 Although we had the engine it would take a week to fix it. 233 00:24:22,222 --> 00:24:28,984 - You are only seven or nine hours away. - We can take a bus to Miami. 234 00:24:30,104 --> 00:24:35,278 And leaving the instrument? Do you would certainly sound better? 235 00:24:35,401 --> 00:24:39,411 - We can send them. - It's not the school can afford. 236 00:24:39,530 --> 00:24:46,043 - If you are not insured? - Not with nothing covering them here. 237 00:24:46,162 --> 00:24:50,421 - What should we do? - Do you really do this? 238 00:24:50,541 --> 00:24:55,927 - What do you mean? - No, Okay, I'm driving up there. 239 00:24:57,173 --> 00:24:59,474 Fine. 240 00:25:06,932 --> 00:25:11,654 - Wow. Observing that. - Let's get out. 241 00:25:18,610 --> 00:25:22,241 - I love cougars. - Fuck you, I'm twenty-four. 242 00:25:22,364 --> 00:25:28,047 - MILF? I like that. - MILF? Where did you find them? 243 00:25:28,161 --> 00:25:31,126 - What does Coach Gil? - He drives here. 244 00:25:31,247 --> 00:25:34,261 - We do not have time enough in time. - Probably not. 245 00:25:34,376 --> 00:25:36,795 - Get out of here! - You can stay with me. 246 00:25:36,919 --> 00:25:40,384 Thanks, but no thanks. No less thanks rather. 247 00:25:41,508 --> 00:25:47,274 - How will we get there before Sunday? - We can travel in time. 248 00:25:47,389 --> 00:25:54,614 - Or fly, take a bus or train. - Time warp is better. 249 00:25:54,729 --> 00:26:01,574 - But we have to bring instruments. - Can not we just hire a big bus? 250 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:05,870 - Guys, you probably have a big bus. - I can show you a great coach. 251 00:26:05,990 --> 00:26:13,962 - How big? - Awesome! Long, wide, swinging doors... 252 00:26:14,081 --> 00:26:19,337 - ... And emergency exits. - Almost a little cliche, right? 253 00:26:22,089 --> 00:26:25,103 - Are you okay? - Do you have a brain tumor? 254 00:26:25,218 --> 00:26:27,637 No, I need fresh air. 255 00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:38,151 We wait for Coach Gil. He takes us to the competition. 256 00:26:38,271 --> 00:26:42,744 There are sixty-nine instruments in the bus and six of them belonging to Sue Supone. 257 00:26:42,860 --> 00:26:47,166 We need another bus. We not gonna make it. 258 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,915 We have failed the whole band. 259 00:26:50,034 --> 00:26:53,627 - You, Zoe. - We may hire another bus. 260 00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:57,968 - We do not have the money. - Coach Gill has money? 261 00:26:58,082 --> 00:27:00,633 - Not so much money. - How much? 262 00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:05,142 - A couple of thousand. - It's better than four thousand. 263 00:27:05,256 --> 00:27:09,099 - Much better than four hundred thousand. - Shut up, you idiot rigmarole! 264 00:27:09,218 --> 00:27:14,985 - She's not an idiot. - Can everyone just stop talking? 265 00:27:15,099 --> 00:27:20,106 - From now on you must not talk. - I hate you, Mom! 266 00:27:20,230 --> 00:27:23,860 Shut up, everybody! 267 00:27:23,983 --> 00:27:29,666 Here's the plan. I'm looking for mechanic. Franny! 268 00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:37,290 For buses, we could hire. And others keep you shelter, okay? 269 00:27:42,668 --> 00:27:51,389 - How do we get 2,000? - Use your body, right? 270 00:27:51,511 --> 00:27:54,523 Do we agree? Come on. 271 00:27:57,975 --> 00:28:02,946 we really have to do a pole dance. We are not getting any younger instantly. 272 00:28:03,063 --> 00:28:06,575 Do I have to show my cupcakes? Craig calls them that. 273 00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:11,573 - Are you ready to write on list? - Okay! 274 00:28:11,655 --> 00:28:15,831 Alice, you can not just write on whatever. What is that? 275 00:28:15,951 --> 00:28:21,385 Look there. The city is full of prostitutes saving the tacky behavior. 276 00:28:21,498 --> 00:28:27,216 - Okay, I see it. - During a weekend every year... 277 00:28:27,337 --> 00:28:32,724 The city puts... corruption and condemnation. 278 00:28:32,842 --> 00:28:39,771 It's called Spring break. I call it "Hugs Spring break". 279 00:28:39,891 --> 00:28:46,024 For 48 hours transformed the city to something resembling New Orleans- 280 00:28:46,147 --> 00:28:49,778 South Florida, even Mexico. 281 00:28:49,901 --> 00:28:55,156 With Latinos, Latinas, burritos, tequila, whatever. Write now. 282 00:28:56,949 --> 00:29:00,792 - Awesome. - Do you pay to see me dancing? 283 00:29:02,121 --> 00:29:05,004 - No. - Dancers pond you too? 284 00:29:05,124 --> 00:29:07,841 - No, I do not. - Are you shy? 285 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,608 No, I just... 286 00:29:09,609 --> 00:29:14,770 You have nice breasts, so you should dance. 287 00:29:14,884 --> 00:29:17,434 Can you write on here? 288 00:29:19,054 --> 00:29:21,522 Thank you. 289 00:29:24,601 --> 00:29:27,200 I wonder why she hates Spring break so much? 290 00:29:27,201 --> 00:29:28,528 Maybe she is a Mormon. 291 00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:08,673 - Ladies. You're back. - And you're sitting in front. 292 00:31:11,164 --> 00:31:16,170 - Happen to any of you to be a car mechanic? - Is it an RPG? 293 00:31:16,294 --> 00:31:20,008 - No, seriously. - No. 294 00:31:20,132 --> 00:31:25,435 - I might be able to help you. - We need 3000 to fix the bus... 295 00:31:25,554 --> 00:31:29,480 - ... To come to Florida. - Baby, you do not need to go there. 296 00:31:29,599 --> 00:31:37,524 Here craziest, coolest, spring party here... 297 00:31:37,607 --> 00:31:41,569 ... Start here. - That you do not mean really. 298 00:31:41,652 --> 00:31:46,576 It does not matter. You can nowhere before you partied with us. 299 00:31:49,494 --> 00:31:51,913 - Okay. - Right. 300 00:32:10,055 --> 00:32:12,356 Damn! 301 00:32:19,314 --> 00:32:21,320 What the hell. 302 00:32:32,536 --> 00:32:38,918 - Sorry, did not mean to! - The bar has been here for fifty years! 303 00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:46,303 It has never been changed, and now completely destroyed! Get out! 304 00:32:46,425 --> 00:32:48,643 Out of my place! 305 00:32:51,805 --> 00:32:57,571 - Unbelievable! - Go to hell, you bastards! 306 00:32:57,686 --> 00:33:00,070 And never came back! 307 00:33:02,941 --> 00:33:07,163 - Wow, that was... - Very cool. 308 00:33:07,278 --> 00:33:13,126 She's one of the girls "anti-spring break" dressed up. 309 00:33:13,242 --> 00:33:16,755 I hear exactly what you have done. 310 00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:21,676 Awesome. Bar owner Murphy sits in the Government. A real scalp for us. 311 00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:25,304 - I'm not one of you. - Yes, you have signed. 312 00:33:25,421 --> 00:33:29,976 - I did not mean it. - I want to have a threesome with you. 313 00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:33,556 What? I... 314 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:34,932 Where idiots go? 315 00:33:34,933 --> 00:33:38,312 Zoe does not to have a threesome with them. 316 00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:43,108 - Fucking slut. What are you doing? - It's not a threesome. 317 00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:46,694 I would go to the pole and they drank a shot from my body... 318 00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:52,785 - And then start burning... - Your friend shut down the strip bar. 319 00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:57,746 - It's not your fault, right? - Technically... 320 00:33:57,870 --> 00:34:02,544 Technically, you're an idiot. And why are you still here? 321 00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:08,556 Is there an answer to our bus? Shut. 322 00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:13,061 It will never happen. We are only making a joke. 323 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:16,973 - She's just messing around. - Let's go from here. 324 00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:20,816 No... wait. 325 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:26,407 Wait! I found it. Jelly! 326 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:43,379 Damn! What have I done? I'm not driving too fast. 327 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:50,922 Damn! 328 00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:56,467 - Hello there! - Here is a jelly eating competition 329 00:35:02,349 --> 00:35:06,407 - How can we fix the bus? - The winner will receive $ 800. 330 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:12,073 - 800 dollars to eat jelly. - And it is not enough for a new bus. 331 00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:17,198 - But we can rent one. - Zoe, you are so smart. 332 00:35:17,322 --> 00:35:21,913 - Franny, we know that you love jelly. - Yes, I do actually. 333 00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:28,634 I love this place. They pay things that will be done for free. 334 00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:33,674 - It's true, I can live with eating jelly. - I've seen it, really sickening. 335 00:35:33,797 --> 00:35:37,309 - Can you do it for us? - Yes, if it takes us to Florida. 336 00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:42,358 - Awesome! It's probably at the rear. - That's what she says. 337 00:35:42,472 --> 00:35:44,691 - Wait. - What did she say? 338 00:35:58,988 --> 00:36:04,042 - Zoe! - Alice! Ladies. 339 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,423 Welcome to the forest jelly. 340 00:36:07,538 --> 00:36:12,047 What are you to say sorry, or are you also going to close it? 341 00:36:12,168 --> 00:36:14,636 - I'm sorry. - We forgive you. 342 00:36:14,754 --> 00:36:18,467 - Did you notice? - We are here to win. 343 00:36:18,591 --> 00:36:24,024 - And we have someone who loves jelly. - She loves it. 344 00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:28,563 And we have the jelly. 345 00:36:32,813 --> 00:36:37,036 - It is not hygienic. - Yes, it probably is. 346 00:36:37,151 --> 00:36:41,030 - I will not eat it. - Franny, the national competition. 347 00:36:41,154 --> 00:36:45,794 - No. Even if mom was dying. - Time to jelly. 348 00:36:45,910 --> 00:36:50,548 Who dares to challenge this nice lady in the jelly hole? 349 00:36:50,622 --> 00:36:54,418 - Some challengers? - I'll do it. 350 00:36:54,543 --> 00:36:56,797 She! 351 00:37:04,595 --> 00:37:06,931 Will you not do it? 352 00:37:12,518 --> 00:37:16,529 - Excuse me? - What's the coward? 353 00:37:16,606 --> 00:37:20,747 Coward! Coward! Coward! 354 00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:24,407 I'm no coward, you are a coward! 355 00:37:25,323 --> 00:37:29,036 Are you ready for the jelly? 356 00:37:31,287 --> 00:37:34,751 - Do you have the scoop? - It is certainly not an eating contest. 357 00:37:53,059 --> 00:37:56,440 This bra is worth 30 dollars, you fucking bitch! 358 00:38:15,455 --> 00:38:17,876 - Replace with me. - Take me away from here. 359 00:38:21,294 --> 00:38:24,012 My name is Alice! 360 00:38:37,310 --> 00:38:39,647 Zoe! 361 00:38:55,245 --> 00:38:57,546 You scare me. 362 00:39:15,347 --> 00:39:21,528 In your face. These little girls do not have a chance here or in Florida. 363 00:39:21,603 --> 00:39:25,068 Where are you? On a band camp? 364 00:39:27,609 --> 00:39:32,000 - We are in the camp band. - Let me make one thing clear. 365 00:39:32,114 --> 00:39:35,377 There is nothing wrong with band camp. 366 00:40:17,909 --> 00:40:20,839 I'm the Queen of jelly, bitch! 367 00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:27,345 Jelly Queen. You're out! 368 00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:32,265 - You can not win! - Who is the coward now? 369 00:40:32,382 --> 00:40:36,723 - Okay, where's the shower key? - At home with me. 370 00:40:36,844 --> 00:40:41,732 - No, they need a real shower. - What is it? 371 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,272 - I think we are clean now. - No, it's not you. 372 00:41:28,395 --> 00:41:32,025 - No more! - Can we not just given our prize, thanks. 373 00:41:32,148 --> 00:41:36,454 - Yes, our prize. - Your prize? 374 00:41:42,283 --> 00:41:46,756 Ladies, there are many more. 375 00:41:46,872 --> 00:41:51,628 Okay, but what about the money? 800 dollar prize winnings? 376 00:41:52,961 --> 00:41:57,635 - Dollar? Are you kidding me? - No. 377 00:41:57,757 --> 00:42:01,268 - You're kidding, right? - This is a beer-marketing festival. 378 00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:06,605 I get 23 liters of beer. 379 00:42:06,724 --> 00:42:10,437 - 20 Bottles 1.2 liters. - What the hell! 380 00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:15,615 - This is a delicious beer. - I hate you now! 381 00:42:21,864 --> 00:42:24,331 More for us. 382 00:42:25,492 --> 00:42:28,292 - It's not bad. - Right? 383 00:42:28,412 --> 00:42:31,875 - Damn. - It's better than McDonalds. 384 00:42:36,253 --> 00:42:40,180 Honey, you do not need to remind me. 385 00:42:40,299 --> 00:42:44,391 No, I am aware of that the principal is your brother. 386 00:42:45,470 --> 00:42:49,527 What? Why must plumber sleep over? 387 00:42:50,266 --> 00:42:57,112 No, I do not buy. There is not so large leaks. 388 00:42:58,483 --> 00:43:05,079 Ok? If it is so how are you want it... Bye. 389 00:43:08,117 --> 00:43:10,419 Bitch. 390 00:43:11,454 --> 00:43:14,171 What! What's going on? 391 00:43:15,541 --> 00:43:18,259 Flat tire or what? 392 00:43:19,004 --> 00:43:21,304 Damn? 393 00:43:27,678 --> 00:43:32,317 And I'm not even close. Hell! 394 00:43:39,523 --> 00:43:44,909 - Hi. - What do you have against Spring break? 395 00:43:45,028 --> 00:43:47,793 I'm not a religious fanatic. It's all about the city. 396 00:43:47,907 --> 00:43:52,213 - It's all about you. - The act of injustice. 397 00:43:52,327 --> 00:43:59,303 - You really need to lie. - With the stupid bastard? Never. 398 00:43:59,418 --> 00:44:04,092 - Do you think they will be with you? - I hate all of this. 399 00:44:04,214 --> 00:44:12,518 - I love men, not stupid boys. - You need a LB in there. 400 00:44:12,598 --> 00:44:15,610 - LB? - L... Forget it. 401 00:44:15,725 --> 00:44:19,606 You know neither me or town. They need guidance. 402 00:44:19,730 --> 00:44:23,573 - And will you give them? - I do not know, but yes. 403 00:44:23,692 --> 00:44:29,291 Then? What will you accomplish? Take away the fun for everyone? 404 00:44:29,405 --> 00:44:36,167 No, we can still have fun. Parlour Games. Good, clean fun. 405 00:44:40,207 --> 00:44:44,384 What a fucking shit. Every fucking year. 406 00:44:44,504 --> 00:44:49,392 - Let's go. Damn prohibition jerks! - But... 407 00:44:54,805 --> 00:44:57,060 wait. 408 00:44:58,225 --> 00:45:01,607 - Wait. - You ruined my hair. 409 00:45:01,729 --> 00:45:06,652 - Franny is completely despair. Beer? - I told you I was sorry. 410 00:45:06,775 --> 00:45:12,458 I did not know it was wrestling. Do you think I'd let you do that? 411 00:45:12,573 --> 00:45:18,421 - No, not ever. - You should not be talking about jelly. 412 00:45:18,537 --> 00:45:22,001 Jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly... 413 00:45:22,124 --> 00:45:24,841 Stop it! 414 00:45:27,546 --> 00:45:30,559 It was a well-meant mistake. 415 00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:38,561 I said I was sorry. It just happened. 416 00:45:40,392 --> 00:45:45,232 Look. We can still take us to the national competition. 417 00:45:46,398 --> 00:45:49,862 - Can I see? - This is what counts. 418 00:45:49,985 --> 00:45:54,409 we do not show the breast for another beer. we will stay at a motel. 419 00:45:54,530 --> 00:45:57,959 - I agree. - It's probably just a joke. 420 00:45:58,076 --> 00:46:01,956 - Observing the price. - A trip to Miami on a party bus. 421 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:07,881 - What is a party bus? - One that takes the band and instruments. 422 00:46:10,213 --> 00:46:14,139 Not a chance. Zoe, I'm done with your nonsense. 423 00:46:14,258 --> 00:46:17,935 - No perverts get to see my breasts. - Did they only just. 424 00:46:18,053 --> 00:46:23,191 - Yes, but I do not like it. - But, we... 425 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,991 I did not do it, then forget it, Zoe. 426 00:46:32,234 --> 00:46:36,955 I did not think you'd do it really. 427 00:46:38,824 --> 00:46:43,794 - Who is that? - Objectively speaking, there is only one... 428 00:46:43,912 --> 00:46:48,338 - ... With perfectly shaped breasts. - Who? 429 00:46:48,458 --> 00:46:51,223 - You? - No, not me. Alice. 430 00:46:51,336 --> 00:46:58,312 - I? No... - They are perfect, symmetrical... 431 00:46:59,678 --> 00:47:05,112 - You could be featured in Playboy. - Do you really believe that? 432 00:47:05,225 --> 00:47:10,398 - Craig never said anything. - Sweetie, Craig is gay. 433 00:47:10,522 --> 00:47:15,908 - He is a cocksucking ass boy. - Impossible. He has a small dick only. 434 00:47:16,027 --> 00:47:19,704 - Not for these guys. - It's pretty cute. 435 00:47:19,822 --> 00:47:23,536 "Hi Alice. This is little Craig. Would you do it? " 436 00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:29,378 - There's nothing cute about it. - You do not have to be naked. 437 00:47:29,499 --> 00:47:32,880 - No? - It is a wet t-shirt contest. 438 00:47:33,002 --> 00:47:35,500 Do you keep the shirt on? 439 00:47:35,501 --> 00:47:39,847 Oh my God, the whole school have seen them. 440 00:47:39,967 --> 00:47:42,471 - It's true. - Set up for the team. 441 00:47:42,595 --> 00:47:46,771 - Okay! - Come on, it starts in five minutes. 442 00:47:47,850 --> 00:47:51,064 This is the way. 443 00:47:53,856 --> 00:47:59,373 - Do we have go of this? - Would you go to the race or not? 444 00:48:00,988 --> 00:48:03,324 We will probably... 445 00:48:09,162 --> 00:48:13,469 - Are we going to the Everglades? - Did you hear that? 446 00:48:13,584 --> 00:48:17,546 - Beware of alligators. - They are so cute. 447 00:48:17,671 --> 00:48:21,099 - And snakes. - They are also sweet. 448 00:48:21,216 --> 00:48:26,685 - Poo would be cute for you. - Craig forcing me to... 449 00:48:26,805 --> 00:48:29,569 No, we do not want to hear. 450 00:48:30,851 --> 00:48:33,069 Music! 451 00:48:47,450 --> 00:48:52,255 - Are you ready? - Yes! 452 00:48:52,371 --> 00:48:54,756 - Hurry up now. - I'm ready. 453 00:49:04,049 --> 00:49:07,099 Come on! What are you doing? 454 00:49:09,139 --> 00:49:13,729 It is the angled pedal to the right. Shit. 455 00:49:20,733 --> 00:49:26,285 Go ahead, sign here. Excellent. Number one. Next. 456 00:49:27,365 --> 00:49:32,668 Welcome. Write here, thanks. Those will be excellent. 457 00:49:35,038 --> 00:49:38,716 - Control you all up here? - Everything about spring break. 458 00:49:38,834 --> 00:49:42,844 - Are you going to shut this down also? - No, not this time. 459 00:49:42,963 --> 00:49:47,435 - I wanted to show you my friend's tits. - I see that. 460 00:49:47,551 --> 00:49:54,526 It pleases us, madam. You will be number three. Here you go. 461 00:49:55,642 --> 00:49:59,604 - If you see cops over there? - Yes, what is it with him? 462 00:49:59,729 --> 00:50:07,749 He has warned us that no one can undress spring break-ban sucks. 463 00:50:07,862 --> 00:50:12,122 Thanks, I started there, without trying to finish it. 464 00:50:12,241 --> 00:50:14,543 And trust me, no undressing. 465 00:50:16,163 --> 00:50:18,666 Good, next! 466 00:50:22,461 --> 00:50:25,509 You have to game now. 467 00:50:31,677 --> 00:50:36,731 Alice, throw your bra, if you want a chance to win. 468 00:50:43,481 --> 00:50:47,788 - You can do it here. - Okay. 469 00:50:48,861 --> 00:50:52,574 Okay, take this. Good job. 470 00:50:55,409 --> 00:51:00,546 Okay, welcome to the first wet t-shirt contest during Spring Break! 471 00:51:00,664 --> 00:51:03,382 A big round of applause for the girls! 472 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,802 Here we have participant number one! Make her wet. 473 00:51:42,789 --> 00:51:45,588 Participant number two. 474 00:52:15,738 --> 00:52:21,254 Do not worry. Encourage her. 475 00:52:53,191 --> 00:52:55,493 Am I too late? 476 00:53:00,031 --> 00:53:04,456 Wait a minute. We have certain a last-minute participants. 477 00:54:14,772 --> 00:54:19,659 You have broken the law if disorderly conduct. 478 00:54:19,776 --> 00:54:23,833 - Pacific! - No one was at off himself, I told you! 479 00:54:23,947 --> 00:54:27,459 One of the participants will probably just be free. 480 00:54:31,579 --> 00:54:34,629 Come on. 481 00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:37,964 - Why they arrest him? - Come. 482 00:54:44,425 --> 00:54:47,143 I'm so sorry. 483 00:54:47,262 --> 00:54:51,521 - It was not your fault, but Zoe. - No, it was not Zoe's fault. 484 00:54:51,599 --> 00:54:57,401 - Did she ask you to be naked? - I do not know anything. 485 00:54:58,231 --> 00:55:02,703 - Again she broke down a regional final. - Not on purpose. 486 00:55:02,818 --> 00:55:05,868 I know, it is your fault. 487 00:55:08,324 --> 00:55:12,998 - Hello, girls. - You certainly got what you wanted. 488 00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,706 - You are for this to brag. - Can I say that her now? 489 00:55:15,831 --> 00:55:21,134 - No, she's cute and her hair smells nice. - Really? 490 00:55:23,881 --> 00:55:27,558 - Damn. - Thank you. 491 00:55:27,634 --> 00:55:34,100 Are you happy now? Zack is gone. What should I do now? 492 00:55:34,224 --> 00:55:37,688 On Monday, I work as an accountant again. 493 00:55:38,603 --> 00:55:41,487 Right. I turn into a pumpkin. 494 00:55:43,066 --> 00:55:49,033 This would be my weekend until you came along and ruined it. 495 00:55:50,281 --> 00:55:55,419 I can not do anything right. 496 00:55:59,374 --> 00:56:02,173 Girls, hello...? 497 00:56:02,293 --> 00:56:06,968 - What did you do to her? - I? She did it. 498 00:56:07,090 --> 00:56:10,803 Zoe is the smartest and the most beautiful girl in the world. 499 00:56:10,927 --> 00:56:16,562 She once saved a cat and let me write her homework. Leave her alone. 500 00:56:18,393 --> 00:56:24,027 I did not do anything. She feels good until you show up, you're a freak. 501 00:56:25,066 --> 00:56:30,155 - We are not freaks, but a band. - As can be national champions. 502 00:56:34,825 --> 00:56:38,586 Wait. Freaks? 503 00:56:40,915 --> 00:56:43,216 I like that. 504 00:57:04,980 --> 00:57:09,571 Shit. The first flat tire First flat tire and now ran out of gas. 505 00:57:11,778 --> 00:57:17,413 - How is the situation? Guys! - We're going to fuck your mom! 506 00:57:19,620 --> 00:57:22,205 Fucking asshole. 507 00:57:29,921 --> 00:57:33,432 Sorry, you are fine gentlemen. It's easy. 508 00:57:33,549 --> 00:57:38,556 - We gonna fuck you in the ass? - You is not no asshole, but the gentlemen. 509 00:57:39,889 --> 00:57:43,353 - It's okay. - Is it true? 510 00:57:52,568 --> 00:57:56,448 I can not answer. 511 00:57:57,365 --> 00:57:59,998 I gonna go the message. 512 00:58:00,993 --> 00:58:04,670 What a day. Shit. 513 00:58:10,586 --> 00:58:13,551 - What the hell are you doing? - Check it out. 514 00:58:15,967 --> 00:58:19,560 - But Spring break is not over. - Well, that's it. 515 00:58:19,637 --> 00:58:24,311 The mayor got my application and she is very close to writing in my ban. 516 00:58:24,433 --> 00:58:27,281 - We win. Thank you, girls. - You're welcome. 517 00:58:27,394 --> 00:58:30,775 - We do not want to stop. - We just wanted to Miami. 518 00:58:30,897 --> 00:58:34,113 - There's more to do. See you. - Hey, hey. 519 00:58:36,403 --> 00:58:39,951 I hate her and her beautiful blonde hair. 520 00:58:40,074 --> 00:58:44,664 Forget her. We're looking up the coach Gil and pulls away. 521 00:58:44,786 --> 00:58:49,258 - I'm sorry - How many times are you going to apologize? 522 00:58:49,374 --> 00:58:54,843 I'm not even angry anymore. you did not do it on purpose 523 00:58:54,963 --> 00:58:59,684 but you can always ruin everything. always you. 524 00:59:00,927 --> 00:59:07,439 Save it, okay? My life is ruined, it's over. 525 00:59:07,558 --> 00:59:12,482 I might as well accept it. I need a drink. 526 00:59:36,087 --> 00:59:42,303 - You there! Stop following us. - Are you not in jail? 527 00:59:42,426 --> 00:59:47,564 - We know the sheriff, so... - Listen, your disgust. We will put us... 528 00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:51,862 and... have a drink, so stop sexy harassing us. 529 00:59:51,977 --> 00:59:56,117 What's the fun in that? Besizes Zoe has ruined our Spring Break... 530 00:59:56,231 --> 01:00:00,822 - ... So we might as well be with. - Excuse me. 531 01:00:00,944 --> 01:00:03,198 Zoe. 532 01:00:05,949 --> 01:00:08,203 - Shots! - Idiot. 533 01:00:18,211 --> 01:00:21,805 - Are you okay? - Not. I had a bad day. 534 01:00:21,923 --> 01:00:25,553 - May I? - It would be incredible 535 01:00:30,891 --> 01:00:34,521 - What happened? - Cursed Spring break-makers. 536 01:00:34,644 --> 01:00:41,536 - What evokes the animal in us these years? - Lack of morality, bad parents... 537 01:00:41,609 --> 01:00:45,405 - ... Global warming, pop culture. - Yes. 538 01:00:48,741 --> 01:00:53,795 What are you doing? I'm married and so on... 539 01:00:54,789 --> 01:01:00,388 The thing is that my wife let the plumber sleep over, so whatever. 540 01:01:07,969 --> 01:01:11,147 Zoe, wait! What are you doing? 541 01:01:12,681 --> 01:01:15,694 - I can get the money. - Are you... 542 01:01:15,809 --> 01:01:20,531 - You can not sell Charlie. - You said... 543 01:01:20,606 --> 01:01:27,664 Maybe I was shitty, but it is because I love to win 544 01:01:27,779 --> 01:01:31,161 And you always ruin everything, but you do not do it. 545 01:01:33,576 --> 01:01:35,796 Listen, I... 546 01:01:39,123 --> 01:01:43,798 I'm very tired, and this trip was a disaster. 547 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:48,345 If I can get the money so we come to Miami in time... 548 01:01:49,926 --> 01:01:53,390 I thought you loved your euphonium more than anything else. 549 01:01:53,513 --> 01:01:57,290 We have the chance to become the best in the world. 550 01:01:57,291 --> 01:01:59,397 Maybe the best in the world. 551 01:01:59,519 --> 01:02:02,948 Only in the country technically, but... 552 01:02:04,899 --> 01:02:09,656 I have no doubt been a bitch on this trip. 553 01:02:09,779 --> 01:02:15,497 - I owe you an apology. - It's okay. 554 01:02:15,577 --> 01:02:21,378 you who you are, and I am who I am. 555 01:02:21,499 --> 01:02:26,054 - Are you sure about this? - This is a national tournament. 556 01:02:28,297 --> 01:02:30,302 Yes. 557 01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,982 She is okay. 558 01:02:39,725 --> 01:02:47,400 - What do you do when you're not drunk? - I was lonely, pathetic accountant. 559 01:02:48,150 --> 01:02:51,247 - I am a special education teacher. - Take care of retarded? 560 01:02:51,362 --> 01:02:53,865 They are so cute. 561 01:02:53,989 --> 01:02:57,335 - Is it a replica or something? - No, I love my Mongon. 562 01:02:57,451 --> 01:03:00,250 We came here on a school bus. 563 01:03:03,707 --> 01:03:07,717 - No way I do it. - Why would we do that? 564 01:03:07,836 --> 01:03:14,348 - Do it there, you get loot. - So, you can rent a bus. 565 01:03:14,467 --> 01:03:19,687 A good attempt off these cowboys. 566 01:03:19,806 --> 01:03:23,768 Is the next victim ready? Do not be afraid. An attempt person. 567 01:03:24,769 --> 01:03:31,698 The record is twenty seconds. Can you thirty win $ 100. 568 01:03:31,818 --> 01:03:37,666 $ 100 covers it. Remember not wet t-shirt fiasco? 569 01:03:37,782 --> 01:03:40,630 - You mean you are like putting off? - No. 570 01:03:40,743 --> 01:03:48,667 - Okay, it's okay. Drink up and enjoy life. - Cheers to lay off! 571 01:03:50,336 --> 01:03:55,888 You're she. I have seen the video ten times today. 572 01:03:56,008 --> 01:04:00,647 - Which video? - Hey, take a picture. 573 01:04:03,641 --> 01:04:10,153 Wet t-shirt-contest. The best video. Five million hits. 574 01:04:10,272 --> 01:04:17,248 - We are famous! - Alice, this is very bad. 575 01:04:17,363 --> 01:04:22,037 - But we are famous! - Anyone can view the video. 576 01:04:22,159 --> 01:04:25,871 Can all? So everyone... 577 01:04:25,995 --> 01:04:30,587 I said, "I like the color of the future." 578 01:04:40,886 --> 01:04:43,354 Poo Bear! 579 01:04:44,263 --> 01:04:45,759 You're cute, you're cute, 580 01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:48,571 you're really cute, you are very cute also... 581 01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:51,402 you're too high. 582 01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:58,283 - Where have you been? - Zoe sacrificed herself for the band. 583 01:05:00,655 --> 01:05:06,124 That means a lot of sucking and fucking. Is that true? 584 01:05:08,329 --> 01:05:12,422 - Anal or what? - Where did you get them from, Zoe? 585 01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:17,298 - It's no big deal. - She sold her euphonium for our sake. 586 01:05:17,421 --> 01:05:20,351 - What are you doing? - I've really messed up, so... 587 01:05:20,465 --> 01:05:26,765 - But Charlie belonged to your grandmother. - When did you become friends? 588 01:05:26,888 --> 01:05:30,152 we're on the same team and have the same goal. 589 01:05:30,153 --> 01:05:32,027 we will win this together. 590 01:05:32,144 --> 01:05:39,285 That's still not enough. We need at least 200 dollars to the bus. 591 01:05:39,401 --> 01:05:40,567 We can fix it. 592 01:05:40,568 --> 01:05:43,992 How will you participate without euphonium? 593 01:05:44,115 --> 01:05:49,085 - Borrow someone else's. - Breast I was there on the web. 594 01:05:49,203 --> 01:05:52,584 - Is it good? - It's good for many others. 595 01:05:54,791 --> 01:05:59,548 - Who is going to ride this? - I can do it. 596 01:05:59,629 --> 01:06:03,306 I have certainly missed something. Bull, boobs, internet, what... 597 01:06:03,424 --> 01:06:07,517 - The bull does not give so much. - I get nothing. 598 01:06:07,596 --> 01:06:09,302 All may well ride it? 599 01:06:09,303 --> 01:06:13,528 So everyone can get one hundred U.S. dollars each. 600 01:06:13,643 --> 01:06:17,274 But I do not understand that. It's fucking nasty! 601 01:06:17,397 --> 01:06:24,028 Okay, I'm on? But if I ride it so must all do it. Is that clear? 602 01:06:26,990 --> 01:06:31,746 - Zoe? - Okay, I guess. 603 01:06:31,869 --> 01:06:37,587 - Who's first? - I'll do it. Out of the way, ladies. 604 01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,463 I'll take a shootin. 605 01:06:46,258 --> 01:06:49,889 So are you ready to ride a bull? 606 01:06:50,012 --> 01:06:54,354 We have someone who will ride on bull. 607 01:07:17,330 --> 01:07:20,095 - You were totally useless. - He had rigged it. 608 01:07:20,208 --> 01:07:23,305 - Move the way, my turn. - She's excited. 609 01:07:23,419 --> 01:07:27,382 we have a new competitor. 610 01:07:43,564 --> 01:07:45,534 I slipped... 611 01:07:52,365 --> 01:07:54,833 up with another victim. 612 01:07:57,453 --> 01:07:59,956 Queen Jelly! 613 01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:17,141 She fell down. 614 01:08:32,696 --> 01:08:36,540 - Zoe, you are our last hope. - It's over. 615 01:08:36,659 --> 01:08:40,206 - No, I can handle it. - You can not even go without falling. 616 01:08:40,329 --> 01:08:44,754 - I'll handle this, okay? - Zoe, you can do it. 617 01:08:54,551 --> 01:08:57,849 Zoe! Zoe! Zoe! 618 01:09:45,267 --> 01:09:48,649 - Wow! Backwards. - Yes! 619 01:10:01,408 --> 01:10:03,460 You are so sweet. 620 01:10:33,773 --> 01:10:38,530 - Zoe! Zoe! - Amazing! 621 01:10:42,573 --> 01:10:45,422 Okay! 622 01:10:48,246 --> 01:10:51,094 - Remarkable lady. - Thank you. 623 01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:55,837 I've never seen anything like it before. 624 01:10:55,962 --> 01:11:00,303 I have taken the bull where for ten years and have never seen anything like it. 625 01:11:00,424 --> 01:11:02,893 So long it counts, right? 626 01:11:04,179 --> 01:11:12,945 It is another thing. There are no rules, should not ride naked. 627 01:11:14,563 --> 01:11:17,528 - But it's not my fault. - Yes, it's not right. 628 01:11:17,608 --> 01:11:20,158 There are rules. 629 01:11:21,737 --> 01:11:27,669 And there is another question. Do you see the handsome man over there? 630 01:11:27,785 --> 01:11:34,381 - We'll talk later, guys. - Does he know that you are serving minors? 631 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:38,889 - Are you underage? - It depends on if we get the money. 632 01:11:39,004 --> 01:11:45,267 we have been raising money all day. We're going to the national tournament. 633 01:11:47,054 --> 01:11:50,648 You probably have bigger problems than this Miss. 634 01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:56,365 I wish you luck. Detective, they are yours. 635 01:11:58,982 --> 01:12:06,325 - I want to talk to you, miss. - It was not my fault, but an accident. 636 01:12:06,447 --> 01:12:11,999 - To show themselves naked in public? - Did not you see what happened? 637 01:12:12,119 --> 01:12:16,343 - I will take testimony later. - Even when you win, you lose. 638 01:12:16,458 --> 01:12:21,096 I arrest you for disorderly conduct. 639 01:12:21,212 --> 01:12:26,349 Everything you do or say can be used against you in court. 640 01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:29,185 - Come with me. - What are you doing? 641 01:12:29,304 --> 01:12:32,400 - Fucking asshole! - Zoe! 642 01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:41,991 It's the same thing every year. Filling, naked, sex... 643 01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:46,996 - I did not have sex. - Zoe... 644 01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:52,712 - Look who we found. - How did you and... are you here? 645 01:12:52,826 --> 01:12:55,162 - She saved me. - It's true. 646 01:12:55,287 --> 01:12:59,629 - Do they take you to jail? - Fifteen years to life. 647 01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:03,965 - $ 50? Is that all? - Would you pay more? 648 01:13:04,087 --> 01:13:08,643 - No, that's fine. - Have a good day. I have to work. 649 01:13:09,718 --> 01:13:15,519 - Zoe, I should have known. - My shirt got stuck in the bull. 650 01:13:15,598 --> 01:13:19,525 - Is that what you call it these days? - It's true, totally fucking crazy. 651 01:13:19,644 --> 01:13:26,323 - If we win the contest, coach Gil? - What... no, unfortunately. 652 01:13:26,442 --> 01:13:29,326 - Why do you look like he? - How? 653 01:13:29,446 --> 01:13:32,660 - Have you been raped? - Raped? 654 01:13:32,782 --> 01:13:41,051 - All day with this shit. - Yes. We rent a bus to Florida. 655 01:13:41,165 --> 01:13:45,507 - If we are lucky we will get there in time. - And if we're unlucky? 656 01:13:45,586 --> 01:13:50,723 - You ought to leave here immediately. - You would like huh, Adolf? 657 01:13:50,841 --> 01:13:54,769 Yes, I would. Besides that I go with you. 658 01:13:56,388 --> 01:14:00,102 Spring break is over. There is no left here besides Walmart. 659 01:14:00,226 --> 01:14:05,196 - Damn! So it's over. - I'm not fighting for a year. 660 01:14:05,314 --> 01:14:07,569 哦,宝贝 Oh, baby. 661 01:14:09,818 --> 01:14:13,615 - Florida, here we come! - Is Florida not much worse than this? 662 01:14:13,739 --> 01:14:18,248 - Not if Gil is there. - We'll find out there. Come on. 663 01:14:42,684 --> 01:14:46,361 - Any problem, officer? - License and registration. 664 01:14:49,733 --> 01:14:55,748 - Unfortunately I've forgotten my wallet... - You may not break the law. 665 01:14:55,864 --> 01:14:59,921 - No, but my girlfriend is... - Driving a vehicle without a license... 666 01:15:00,034 --> 01:15:04,091 ... Is a serious offense in the state Florida. Especially without domestic plates. 667 01:15:04,205 --> 01:15:08,168 - Do you have any id-cone? - I have no wallet. 668 01:15:08,293 --> 01:15:11,756 - Nothing? - My name is Craig Wasserman and live... 669 01:15:11,879 --> 01:15:17,134 - I do not care what you say. - This is urgent, I must go. 670 01:15:17,259 --> 01:15:21,602 - Get out of the vehicle. - What? I can not... 671 01:15:21,723 --> 01:15:26,195 There is no preference. You follow along to the station, come on. 672 01:15:26,310 --> 01:15:28,611 I do not want. 673 01:15:31,232 --> 01:15:33,996 - Craig? Snoopy rabbit? - Poo bear. 674 01:15:34,110 --> 01:15:36,529 - What happened? - I have not done anything wrong. 675 01:15:36,612 --> 01:15:39,376 - Do you know him? - Yes. 676 01:15:39,490 --> 01:15:46,915 Hey, snoopy rabbit. You are free, but run not until you have a driver's license. 677 01:15:47,038 --> 01:15:49,459 Get out of here. 678 01:15:50,417 --> 01:15:53,050 - What are you doing here? - You may not go to Florida. 679 01:15:53,169 --> 01:15:57,346 - It is clear that we can. - You do not go there because you won. 680 01:15:57,466 --> 01:16:00,929 - Are you kidding? - Do you know why you get to go? 681 01:16:01,052 --> 01:16:05,146 - Do they like our personalities? - Tell me, coach. 682 01:16:05,265 --> 01:16:08,647 You go because of the video clip jumbotron. 683 01:16:09,645 --> 01:16:12,278 - What? - I know it! 684 01:16:13,189 --> 01:16:19,489 I need a break. They will make you laugh. I'm sorry. 685 01:16:19,571 --> 01:16:24,410 - Why? - The headmaster got a call and you know... 686 01:16:24,534 --> 01:16:32,091 Your audience was huge, so he was offered 10,000 for coming. 687 01:16:32,208 --> 01:16:38,092 - What should I say? You are popular. - 10000 takes us to the competition. 688 01:16:38,214 --> 01:16:41,678 - Forget it, Zoe. It's over. - Why can not we play? 689 01:16:41,801 --> 01:16:45,941 Why can not we play? It's what we love and want to do. 690 01:16:46,055 --> 01:16:50,112 - Who cares if we are a joke? - I do. 691 01:16:50,226 --> 01:16:54,900 - Me too. - No, you should not do it. 692 01:16:55,022 --> 01:16:59,613 we go and entertain them. We let them have fun. 693 01:17:00,569 --> 01:17:05,789 - Coach, you drive us to Miami? - Yes, we should go even though we suck. 694 01:17:05,908 --> 01:17:09,372 - Even though we hit shit. - I know I suck. 695 01:17:09,495 --> 01:17:14,251 - So do we all. Coach? - Yes, we've come this far, so... 696 01:17:18,295 --> 01:17:22,518 I am pawn now, idiot. I need my fucking money. 697 01:17:23,759 --> 01:17:27,389 Yes, everything! No, it's not enough. 698 01:17:30,057 --> 01:17:32,310 Jump in. 699 01:17:48,950 --> 01:17:52,129 - We're almost there. - What's that noise? 700 01:18:03,547 --> 01:18:07,391 - What the hell is that? - We will die, everyone! 701 01:18:07,510 --> 01:18:13,063 - Silence! Calm down. - Someone does not want us going forward. 702 01:18:13,182 --> 01:18:18,153 I can not see shit. I can not run into this. 703 01:18:18,271 --> 01:18:20,607 - Stop the car. - What? 704 01:18:30,074 --> 01:18:36,836 I put on my jacket. Hails it? Talk on temperature drop. 705 01:18:36,956 --> 01:18:41,546 - Close the window! - We are not insured for this! 706 01:18:41,668 --> 01:18:46,389 - Yes, I want a Christmas gift this year. - Is that your final wishes. 707 01:18:46,506 --> 01:18:50,268 - No, it is not! - Are you a libertarian? 708 01:18:50,386 --> 01:18:55,938 - Is this the end of us? - Flower County evacuated. 709 01:18:56,058 --> 01:18:59,521 With me, I have a representative from the Finnish Meteorological Institute. 710 01:18:59,644 --> 01:19:06,739 - John, what do you say about the storm - How far is it to the stadium? 711 01:19:06,860 --> 01:19:10,822 - They may postpone the contest. - We have to come out. 712 01:19:10,947 --> 01:19:16,464 - They may postpone the event. - If we do not show up, we washed. 713 01:19:16,536 --> 01:19:21,092 - Let me drive, we have to win the contest. - Yes! 714 01:19:22,917 --> 01:19:26,299 - We have to win the race! - Yes! 715 01:19:42,228 --> 01:19:44,447 Take it easy, we can do it. 716 01:19:51,738 --> 01:19:54,952 Calm down! 717 01:20:14,134 --> 01:20:18,393 We made it! 718 01:20:24,728 --> 01:20:28,275 - Everything is gone. - This must be... 719 01:20:28,398 --> 01:20:32,325 there is a category 5 hurricane to be canceled 720 01:20:32,444 --> 01:20:34,912 - No contest? - No. 721 01:20:36,781 --> 01:20:39,499 - So clear... - No, wait, we just got... 722 01:20:39,576 --> 01:20:44,546 We are from Woodville and have run a huge stretch for this. 723 01:20:44,664 --> 01:20:47,761 - Did not you see the storm? - And then? 724 01:20:47,875 --> 01:20:52,965 No one else showed up. There will be no contest without auditioning. 725 01:20:53,089 --> 01:21:00,598 - But we have traveled all the way. - So I guess we are the winners? 726 01:21:00,721 --> 01:21:04,814 Winner of what? There is not any other bands here. 727 01:21:04,934 --> 01:21:08,809 You were the only ones crazy enough to come. 728 01:21:08,810 --> 01:21:11,530 Technically washed all others. 729 01:21:11,608 --> 01:21:14,537 - Therefore, we win. - She may be right. 730 01:21:14,610 --> 01:21:19,913 Sure. Here you go. Congrats. 731 01:21:24,703 --> 01:21:27,004 Thank you! Thank you! 732 01:21:28,374 --> 01:21:30,924 That's it. Girls! 733 01:21:38,467 --> 01:21:40,721 You deserved it. 734 01:21:43,179 --> 01:21:48,567 - Cute, right? Good shit. - How did that happen? 735 01:21:48,686 --> 01:21:51,070 Maybe I can drink something out of it. 736 01:21:54,691 --> 01:21:56,242 We did not even... 737 01:21:56,243 --> 01:22:00,041 I know, but the victory was apparently great. 738 01:22:00,155 --> 01:22:04,544 The chairman called me personally to tell you about our new sponsors. 739 01:22:04,659 --> 01:22:09,499 Investors, all sorts showed up. 740 01:22:09,580 --> 01:22:13,886 You did a great job for the school. 741 01:22:14,001 --> 01:22:21,096 I thank you. If you need anything, let me know. 742 01:22:22,260 --> 01:22:24,265 Anything? 743 01:22:56,077 --> 01:22:58,128 We're back. 744 01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:03,261 - Jelly! - Oh yeah. 745 01:23:06,518 --> 01:23:12,518 (Zimuku version without chinese) 746 01:23:13,305 --> 01:23:19,341 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 62762

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