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Experiment No. 1
Rocker-kun
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Lab
Science Club
Experiment No. 1
Rocker-kun
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Lab
Science Club
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Sorry I'm late.
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You're REALLY late, Tanaka!
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We've already gotten things started!
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I'm sorry, Ma'am. Homeroom ran late, so...
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Hmph! Well, fine. More importantly,
take a look at THIS. I've finally finished it!
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This is the ultimate in portable filtration.
I call it, "Rocker-kun"!
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FILTER
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An original product,
the result of of painstaking research: Rocker-kun!
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Using this, one can turn even
the most fetid of waters into an oasis,
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like that which bubbles forth from a natural spring!
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Huh...
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Well, Tanaka? Pretty awesome, huh?
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Now then! I present to you my own purified urine.
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She's showing off her pee!
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Put that away, please. It's gross.
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Wha?! It's not gross at all!
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Rocker-kun has turned even the foul waters
expelled from I, Ueno – head of the Science Club -
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into the scented liquids
of a 3rd year middle school student!
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You don't have to put yourself down like that...
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And so! You must drink my urine, Tanaka!
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Is this girl okay in the head...?
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Wait, why would I drink THAT? What are you saying?
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If you don't, you can't know
the awesome power of Rocker-kun, right?
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There must be some other way!
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You sure are putting up a fight.
You just don't want to drink my pee, do you?
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That's right.
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KAPPA
SIGHTINGS
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Listen up, Tanaka: Experiments like these
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hinge on time, place, and opportunity!
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When Rocker-kun becomes needed,
it's a matter of SURVIVAL!
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No matter the situation,
your surefire water source, of the quality you need...
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IS RIGHT HERE!
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Could you not put that there, please?
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Well?! Drink my fluids so that you may survive!
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I'd rather not drink from those waters...
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You have no sense of danger, do you?
If this were Hell, you would've died long ago!
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I wouldn't be in Hell unless I was already dead.
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You've forced my hand...
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Hey, Yamashita!
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Start drinking my pee.
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I could sue you for sexual harassment, Ma'am.
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Now, now. Just try some first.
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She doesn't want to!
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Fine. I get it, Yamashita.
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Normally, that would cost 100 yen!
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You okay, Yamashita-san?
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That pee had neither taste nor odor...
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Yes!
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Yamashita's tasted it, so now it's YOUR turn.
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If she's already had some, that should be enough, right?
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It's pointless unless YOU drink it, too!
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Why are you making this all about me?
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"Why?" You stupid...
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What?
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You dumb sonofa...
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Of COURSE I want you to drink this!
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Huh?
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But why?
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Tanaka!
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I swear, you've always been this way!
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I still don't get it.
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So...You need me to drink your
filtered pee to confirm your experiment, right?
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Yamashita-san already did that,
yet you still want me to drink...
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Ah! So then...
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You're being mean to me?
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Just drink it already!
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Drink it and be grateful, Tanaka! This is MY pee!
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Look, what do you want from me?
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I made this pee!
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Drink, dammit!
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Stop it! C'mon, that's dirty!
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It's NOT dirty! It's been purified!
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Still, it's pee. That's pee!
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Okay, time out! Seriously, that's gross. It's REALLY gross!
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Stop calling me "gross," you stupid idiot!
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This is a difficult time for me!
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This doesn't seem like the behavior
of someone who keeps talking about urine..
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Tanaka-senpai, you've gone too far.
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I'm sorry, but she's acting pretty weird today.
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My pee... All my pee! I tried so hard,
and drank 10 liters of water to pump all this out!
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She is indeed acting irrationally...
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But I can understand her thinking.
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I drank so much, I got all swollen!
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Huh?
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The truth is, she wants to be upfront with her feelings,
but the thought has made her too nervous.
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I think that's why she chose this mistaken route instead.
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But it will be all right, Ma'am.
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I'm sure Tanaka-senpai will come around.
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Yamashita...
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Senpai, THIS is how serious she is.
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The rest is up to you. Please decide.
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Nope, I'm not drinking that.
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Dammit, Tanaka!
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This is when you should have gulped it all down!
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What's your problem, Tanaka?!
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Huh...?
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What IS your problem? You just stand like
an idiot when someone says they like you?!
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Actually, no one's ever told me that...
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You've just been told! In the present progressive!
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Huh? By whom?!
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Just die already!
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You certainly are cranky today.
If there are no club activities, I'm going home.
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Hey! Hold on one second! Tanaka!
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That fool simply left!
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How can he be so dense?!
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He's been that way ever since he joined the club!
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Eat me!
Like that one time...
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I Give YOU
I give you.
And that other time!
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Then, when I was worried they'd shut down our club
with the seniors moving on and it just being us two,
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he was like, "I'm sure two will be enough."
Tanaka totally didn't think anything of it!
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Still...
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That's what I like about him!
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Ma'am...
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Maybe you should just slip it
into his water bottle next time.
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No. I'm going to to mix it into his school lunch,
then tell everyone over the intercom.
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That's. Just. Cruel.
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FILTER
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LAB
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LAB
EXPERIMENT 2
KUMATANDER NO. 2
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Be sure to hold it steady, okay?
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Hey, are you listening?
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You're not peeking up my skirt, right?
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Hey, dammit!
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You need to go along with the skit, Tanaka!
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I'm not really a fan of the theater.
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Who do you think I'm doing this for?!
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That's enough. Please just give me the bullet points.
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You sure are selfish, Tanaka!
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I swear, it would be nothing
but trouble if we lived together.
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What do you mean by that?
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Just forget it already, you damn fool!
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Ahem. In any case...
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As we just saw, scoundrels tend to focus
their gaze on the lower half of girls' bodies.
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One can infer that the reason
for this lies in these frilly pleats!
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It stands to reason that the expectation of
PANTIES being under this thin sheet of draped cloth
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fans the flames of carnal lust!
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And so...
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I present THIS!
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Kumatander No. 2! It is capable of manipulating
the mysterious dark matter of outer space,
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allowing it to render a localized area completely invisible!
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Let's do this. Switch ON!
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Did it do anything?
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There, Tanaka! Take a look!
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Yamashita's glasses are brimming with dark matter!
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Maybe they're just sunglasses...
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Well? Pretty awesome, huh?
Put simply, with one of these under your skirt...
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the panty region, which up
till now has been on full display,
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can become like that of a figurine
that has no intention of showing you the goods!
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Okay, now for today's main topic!
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Kumatander No. 2 can prevent panty shots...
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but to what angle will
skirt access be blocked?! Let's test it out!
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We'll verify by lifting a skirt in 10-degree
increments up to 120 degrees!
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Tanaka, you'll be taking notes. For real, okay?
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Understood.
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We'll start from zero degrees.
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RRRRUMBLE
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Check. Nothing visible.
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Wait just a moment.
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You need to sneak a peek from down HERE.
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Whaaat?
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This will do. I can't see anything.
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It won't do at all!
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This experiment is to verify its preventative abilities!
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You have to look in there! All up in there!
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But no one would try
peering up a skirt from directly below.
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Just hurry and get an eyeful already!
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You're being oddly stubborn about this...
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I have NEVER heard a guy complain so much
about being voluntarily invited to get up in a girl's crotch!
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Let's see
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Well, Tanaka?!
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Ah. Yes, no problem. All is hidden.
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Very well. So far, so good.
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I can't see... Can't see...
Oh, that's right! There's something I forgot to mention.
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I have the utmost confidence in this device:
thus, I can say with certainty
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that getting a look up this skirt is impossible!
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However, that makes for a rather humdrum experiment,
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which is why I have given myself a form of handicap...
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and I am wearing nothing underneath!
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...What?
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Good Lord, are you DEAD?!
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I'm already looking from down here,
so just lift it up to 40 degrees, please.
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What kind of attitude is that to have
when asking a girl to lift up her skirt, you bastard?!
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HYAAAA!
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Check. No problem at 80 degrees either.
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Okay! Then it's time for
the all-important 90-degree angle!
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Normally, this angle would put one's panties
on full display. You know what that means, right?
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Well, Tanaka-kun?!
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Okay, next in line, please.
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You're quite good at playing the fool,
Mr. Tight-Lipped Tanaka...
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but I know you are already
approaching the boundaries of reason!
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You were a fool to step into
the diabolical darkness of I, Ueno.
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Regret it all you want, but it's too late!
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Check. Can't see anything.
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Be embarrassed already!
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A girl just lifted her skirt all the way up
when she's not wearing any panties!
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You need to need to have
a suitable reaction, you damn fool!
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But, I couldn't see anything...
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You should totally be imagining how beneath that
darkness, THAT lies completely exposed!
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What do you mean, "that"?
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I mean THAT, of course!
That! The one and only "that"! You know, THAT!
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Please be more specific.
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C'mon, hurry.
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This idiot!
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...don't.
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Sorry? I can't hear you.
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L-like, guys have a thing that girls don't.
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Why are you suddenly spouting riddles?
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It's not a riddle! It's a fact!
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Then please show it to me.
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Huh?
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Yamashita, help!
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I can't get a good look, so I'm going to switch this off.
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What? What?!
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YAMASHITA!
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