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Good morning, Pops!
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Why're you grinnin', Dee?
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Did they come up with pork chop
flavored Bubble Yum?
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No, I know what today is!
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I hope this is
a day you pay your ta-ab!
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I can use that $2000.
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[Dee laughing]
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Today's your birthday!
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I just love birthdays.
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The presents,
the cake, the
balloons..
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- Oh, shut up, Dee.
- Oh?
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I don't care about no
birthday,
least of all mine.
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Only tell you that you
one year closer to the grave.
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Oh, you don't like birthdays.
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No, why?
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No reason. Gotta go.
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[tweeters blowing]
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(all)
Surprise!
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[noise maker tooting]
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Stop it!
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Happy birthday, pop.
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Here's to the big five-O
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half a century.
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Twenty-six hundred weeks
on this Earth.
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Eight whole decades!
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- Pops!
- Come on, pop.
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Come on, what's the matter,
man,
where you goin'?
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Look, boys, I'm sorry you went
through all this trouble.
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- But I don't like
birthdays.
- For real?
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Man, I just thought you
was usin' that as an excuse
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not to get me and Shawn
birthday presents.
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No, I just hate
to be reminded about my age.
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Come on now, pop,
everybody gets older.
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Yeah, even Chris Cross
just turned 28.
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No, no, son,
you don't understand.
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The men in our family
don't last long.
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That's the same
thing Tasha said.
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[scoffs]
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I didn't know that
was hereditary.
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You don't understand, son.
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- Men in this family age
fast.
- 'Oh.'
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Uncle Ross had arthritis at 56.
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Cousin Earl lost
his hearing at 50.
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And Uncle Jesse had
a heart attack and died at
52.
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Yeah, but, pop, that's
'cause
he was tryin' to run away
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from the cops
with a piano on his
back.
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Pops, age is a state of mind
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and you're
the perfect picture health.
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You don't have
anything to worry about.
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- Yeah, that's right.
- Yeah, pop, look.
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You still got your hair
and most of your teeth.
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Yeah, ahem, and, pop,
I bet you still got
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that six pack, brother.
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Ha ha!
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Damn, that's a 40 ounce.
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy and we're
singin' and we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.'
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'Beautiful guys, dynamite.'
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, Shawn, man, I'm really
startin' to worry about pop.
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I mean, he's really getting
obsessed with the old-age
thing.
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I want a lot of room
around the shoulders.
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See, I don't wanna
feel
restricted.
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Let me take some
more measurements.
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Okay.
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See, look, he's fine.
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He, look, he's even splurgin'
some money for a brand-new suit.
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This is not a suit,
this is my coffin.
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Now remember I want the lining
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on my coffin to be
100% Rottweiler
fur.
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You see that,
this is what I'm gonna get.
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Oh, man, that's cool, but I
like
the Eddie Bauer package.
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Man, I wish someone
would kill me right now
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so I could die in that thing.
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What happen?
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Yo, pops, I can't
believe
you're still trippin'
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about this agin' stuff, man.
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Look, it says
right here in this
article.
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Accordin' to this
article,
the average person
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lives to be
at least 77 years
old.
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But actually, Shawn,
that's the average age of
women.
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See, for men
it's five years younger.
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Well, 72,
you still got plenty of
time.
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Oh, well, that's for white men.
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The black men, you gotta
take off another seven years.
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Well, 65,
that's-that's
still ain't bad.
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Well, that's for
black men who don't drink.
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So who gets the TV set?
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I'm sellin' it to buy my coffin.
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Come on, pop,
don't be ridiculous.
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Now you stop talkin' crazy.
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I've been wantin' that TV
since I was five years old.
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Morning, I got the mail.
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Hey, look, pop, here's
somethin' that'll cheer you
up.
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It's a letter from Cousin Linny.
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Probably a birthday card.
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Boy, if anybody can cheer
me up, Cousin Linny can.
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- 'Hey, that's crazy.'
- Yeah, Linny is funny.
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Oh, total mad,
funny,
he should've been
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on "The Ed Sullivan Show."
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Yeah.
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"Dear, Pop,
Cousin Linny is dead."
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[laughing]
Cousin Linny!
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Ooh, Linny.
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I don't feel so good.
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Dead man walkin'.
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Damn, kid,
we got a lot of
problems.
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Yeah.
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I know, man,
but don't worry about it.
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We're brothers, we're gonna
get through it, alright?
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So, you change his diapers
and I'll wash his privates.
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What?
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Well, I think, I can come up
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with somethin' better than that.
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You wanna wash his privates?
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[instrumental music]
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(Pops)
'Wait a minute, wait a
minute.'
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What are we doin' here?
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Pop, relax, man.
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We're just gonna have
one drink and one dance
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and then we'll take you
to your doctor's appointment.
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Yeah, alright.
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Look at this place.
It's like Sodom and
Gomorrah.
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Look how close
they're
dancing.
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- Uh, pop, they ain't
dancin'.
- Oh, yeah?
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Yo, say brother,
you mind if I cut in?
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Okay, I'll just watch,
it's cool.
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Look, all the gyration
is-is makin' me dizzy.
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You know what I'mma do?
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I'mma get the hell out of here.
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- Sure. But it's open bar.
- Hmm?
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Give me a glass
of your finest pink Champale.
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Stirred but not shaken.
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Give me a beer.
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[upbeat music]
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Look at him, Marlon.
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He looks miserable, man.
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Yeah, well,
he ain't the only one.
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I'm miserable too.
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How am I suppose to scoop
any honies if they know
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I'mma look like that
when I get old?
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- Hey, Shawn!
- 'How you doin'?'
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Well, how come
you haven't called me?
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'Cause you ain't got no phone.
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Marlon, you
remember our home girl
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from, uh, soul train dancer?
We shared a box lunch one time.
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How you doin'?Enchante.
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Know what I'm sayin', word up..
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Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Dion, can you do me a favor?
- What do you want?
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Can you go up there
and dance with my father?
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I mean, he's feelin'
really depressed
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and I just wanna
cheer him up, you know.
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Please!
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Sure, you know I'd do
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anything for you, babe.
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Even massage
his little
brother
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with cold bacon grease?
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Almost anything.
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...turkey grease?
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Okay, what happen?
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Hey, I'm Dion, wanna dance?
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You talkin' to me?
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Yes, I am.
Would you like to dance with
me?
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Well, I don't know if I should.
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I'm old enough to be your
baby's daddy's baby's dad.
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You know, you
better
put those away.
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You'll liable to put
somebody's eyes out.
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Just one dance, please.
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Uh, I-I'll dance with you.
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[upbeat music]
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Hmm-hm.
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That perfume you got
on,
it's familiar, it's..
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Is it Charlie?
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No, it's called Foreplay.
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Ooh.
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I bet your wife would love it.
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No, she'd want me
to get right to
it.
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[upbeat music]
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(Dion)
Oh-ho!
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Hey, that's the kind of flow.
What you call that?
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Boy, this here..
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...is called the pay dance.
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Don't try this at home.
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You got to know what
you're doin', look
at it.
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[Dion moaning]
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- Alright!
- Why don't you try that?
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That's right!
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'Oh, okay.'
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[instrumental music]
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- Whoo!
- Man, kid.
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I...am beat!
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So am I, man! I'm tired.
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But, yo,
takin' pops out to that club
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last night was worth it, man.
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- 'Yeah.'
- He was so happy.
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You seen that look on his face?
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He was happier than
a skeezer at a rap concert.
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[laughing]
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Yeah, I know, man,
but the funniest thing, Shawn
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was seein' him dance.
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- Did you see the white shoes?
- Oh, my God.
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The way they were
skippin' like this.
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Like some rhythmic tic-tacs.
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Oh, man, yeah,
I knew that was gonna work.
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I knew all we had to do is
take
pop out for one night of fun
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and he'll be
right back to the old pops.
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'You're right, you're right.'
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[knock on door]
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Yo, it's open.
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What's the diddy, yo?
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- Pops?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Chillin' with you brothers
made me realize I still got
it.
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Come on, let's bounce
outta here, man, let's
bounce!
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[instrumental music]
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Come on, man,
let's bounce outta here.
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Let's go out easy for cheesy..
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...up in his trees-y for bees-y.
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Yo, man, where you
get these clothes?
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You look like the Grinch
that stole hip hop.
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I know, you
feelin'
better and all--
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Better?
I'm funky fresh.
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Dressed to impress
and ready to party!
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[laughing]
You rock!
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Why you killing my gear, man?
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You brothers showed
me that being young
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is just a state of mind.
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So what I did is,
I closed the diner early
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went down to the mall,
and had them lace me up, dawg!
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[rapping]
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Hey, yo, man,
y-you look
stupid.
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Stupid fresh!
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Look at this, man!
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Yo, those are
new white timbos!
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Yo, I'll be rockin' those,
pop.
Those are dope.
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Now, look, boys, instead of
sittin' around cold nappin'
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you understand...
We could be out clubbin'.
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Yeah, yeah, yee!
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Yee!
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Yeah, yay, you know what?
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I like you, I like yourestilo.
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You know,
we're gonna go out tonight.
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We're gonna go
back to that club today.
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- Word up, word up!
- I like yourestilo.
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00:10:44,316 --> 00:10:46,366
Gimme some back.
Hey, hey, hey!
250
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,366
What's wrong with you, man?
251
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,830
You know what,
you really are cool.
252
00:10:51,116 --> 00:10:52,266
We're goin' out tonight.
253
00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:55,830
I'm gonna introduce you
to my boys, this is comedy.
254
00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:59,366
Well, I'm gonna go
shake the spot.
255
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,283
No, hold on a second, hold on.
256
00:11:01,316 --> 00:11:04,660
Run D.M.C., now?
257
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,283
You gotta go down
to the diner
tomorrow
258
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,660
and open up for your customers.
259
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,166
I ain't checkin' for them,
you know what I mean?
260
00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,166
- Yeah!
- We got do somethin', kid.
261
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,000
We gotta do somethin'.
Now, listen, check this
out.
262
00:11:18,330 --> 00:11:19,183
Here's the plan,
here's the plan.
263
00:11:19,216 --> 00:11:21,233
Now, we gonna take
pops out again
tonight
264
00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,183
and we're gonna
just
run him ragged.
265
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,500
We're just gonna wear him down.
266
00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:27,000
He ain't gonna be able
to hang out two nights in a
row.
267
00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:28,383
That way he'll be right
back
to his old self again.
268
00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,133
His old self?
I like his new self.
269
00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:33,200
Yo, Shawn, look,
the old one smelled like
270
00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:35,166
feet and Hai Karate, okay.
271
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,233
I like this one better.
272
00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:38,160
Marlon, look,
you better listen to
me.
273
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,250
Now, either we do this
or we're gonna be stuck
274
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,133
with hip-hop pops
for the rest of our
life.
275
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:44,283
Can you believe pop closed down
that club every night this week?
276
00:11:44,316 --> 00:11:47,183
- Tell me about it, man.
- He is off the hook.
277
00:11:47,216 --> 00:11:49,660
I thought for sure
he'd stop goin' to
clubs
278
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:52,000
'after he woke up next day
butt naked in the house.'
279
00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:53,350
Oh, sure.
280
00:11:53,383 --> 00:11:55,266
Pops can't be that bad.
281
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,200
♪ Yo my name is Pop ♪
282
00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:59,300
♪ Rippin' to the beat box
when the beat drops ♪
283
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,350
♪ You know I'd never stop
better call the cops ♪
284
00:12:01,383 --> 00:12:03,100
♪ Somebody give me some pop ♪
285
00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:05,116
[beatboxing]
286
00:12:08,116 --> 00:12:09,183
Can you believe him?
287
00:12:09,216 --> 00:12:11,250
Yeah, look at 'em
over there hoggin' the mic.
288
00:12:11,283 --> 00:12:13,500
Let me get some of that.
289
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:17,116
♪ Hey yo I'll make 'em fall
like Niagara ♪
290
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,300
♪ Hey yo Pops I don't wanna
blow your spot ♪
291
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,116
♪ But I know you use Viagra ♪
292
00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:21,316
♪ Now I'm gone ♪
293
00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:23,283
♪ 'Cause this mic
smell like puff in the morn ♪
294
00:12:23,316 --> 00:12:25,316
♪ I'm passing to Shawn ♪
295
00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:30,250
♪ Yeah one one two
one two one two yeah yeah yeah ♪
296
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,383
♪ Yo my name is Shawn ♪♪
297
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,200
Now, everybody
get the hell outta
here.
298
00:12:36,150 --> 00:12:37,200
Hey, yo, Marv?
299
00:12:37,233 --> 00:12:39,133
See you at the studio
with my peeps.
300
00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:42,660
Maybe we can get DMX to put
some
new lyrics on my track.
301
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,300
- Alright, Pops.
- Yeah, brother, yeah.
302
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,166
Hang on, pops, man.
This is gettin' outta
hand.
303
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,366
We need to talk to you.
304
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,300
Word?
305
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,160
Well, now, pops.
This is serious.
306
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,250
- Can I be on your album?
- 'Shut up, man. Shut up.'
307
00:12:54,283 --> 00:12:56,000
Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
308
00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:57,500
[clicks
tongue]
You see.
309
00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:58,500
Hey, yo, pop, man.
310
00:12:58,830 --> 00:12:59,250
You startin' to act immature.
311
00:12:59,283 --> 00:13:01,500
I mean, you keepin'
crazy hours..
312
00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:03,116
...nobody knows
if the diner's open or closed
313
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,133
and you even messin' up
all the food.
314
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:06,250
How can you tell?
315
00:13:06,283 --> 00:13:09,500
'Cause he's losin'
some of his oldest customers.
316
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,333
Why don't you chill, dawg?
317
00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:13,183
Stop stressin' me, B.
318
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:17,150
Them ol' customer
don't even know what day it
is.
319
00:13:17,183 --> 00:13:20,183
Yo, disco a day
keep the doctor away.
320
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,160
Pop, you got the saying wrong.
321
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,500
It's a Snapple a day..
322
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:28,000
...keeps the doctor away.
323
00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:29,160
Stupid.
324
00:13:30,116 --> 00:13:31,250
Shawn...you were the one
325
00:13:31,283 --> 00:13:33,283
that told me
to start acting young.
326
00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:35,366
Thanks to you,
I got my thing going
again.
327
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,500
But, hey, Pop,
I didn't mean for you to start
328
00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:39,150
neglecting your
responsibilities.
329
00:13:39,183 --> 00:13:41,233
Oh, I see it now.
330
00:13:41,266 --> 00:13:43,283
You tryin' to play hate me.
331
00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:47,300
Shawn, don't hate the player,
hate the game.
332
00:13:50,316 --> 00:13:52,830
Yeah, Shawn,
he got a point
there.
333
00:13:52,116 --> 00:13:55,316
Even Master P said it,
so you know it's true.
334
00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:57,000
What're you talkin' about, pop?
335
00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:58,100
Oh, you're mad that little
336
00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:59,116
pretty sweet thing Dion
337
00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:01,233
rather be with me than you.
338
00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:02,383
Ha ha! Come on.
339
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,300
You think that Dion likes
your little froggy behind?
340
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,300
I got the digits, punk.
341
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,160
I got thedigits!
342
00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:14,300
Not that I'm gonna use 'em.
343
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,383
But this sure gave me
some sweet dreams. Ha ha.
344
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,333
♪ My name is Pops
with a beep beep bop ♪♪
345
00:14:24,350 --> 00:14:26,150
Man, we gotta do
something,
Marlon.
346
00:14:26,183 --> 00:14:28,250
Yeah, I know. He keep this up,
he gonna lose his business.
347
00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:30,660
Well, he already
lost his damn
mind.
348
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,166
- Uh, ha!
- Come on, man.
349
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,350
He actually thinks
I'm jealous of him
350
00:14:32,383 --> 00:14:34,166
because Dion wants
to hang out with him?
351
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,500
First of all,
Dion ain't all that.
352
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:37,216
And who wants to hang
out with her anyway?
353
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,183
With that crazy
ex-boyfriend of hers.
354
00:14:39,216 --> 00:14:41,250
I know, ha, if pop
ever ran into that thug
355
00:14:41,283 --> 00:14:44,000
he'd know how good
he had it when he was old,
huh.
356
00:14:46,366 --> 00:14:48,183
Wait a minute.
357
00:14:48,216 --> 00:14:50,250
You just gave me an idea.
358
00:14:50,283 --> 00:14:51,333
- I did?
- Yeah.
359
00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:54,183
I mean, yeah, I-I knew that.
360
00:14:54,216 --> 00:14:56,160
Try to assist you
and help you out.
361
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,500
[instrumental music]
362
00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,350
So, sugarfoot
363
00:15:03,383 --> 00:15:06,000
what moves you
gonna show me tonight?
364
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,316
I'm showin' you
all the moves I
got.
365
00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:11,383
Except for the bang here.
366
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,000
[music continues]
367
00:15:21,233 --> 00:15:23,150
Marlon. Marlon!
368
00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:26,330
Okay, okay, alright.
369
00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:29,660
Now you sure
your boy's gonna show up?
370
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,350
I told you Shawn, he'll be here.
371
00:15:30,383 --> 00:15:32,133
Do you know how many people
of my acting class
372
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:33,133
are looking for work?
373
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,000
Now trust me. Dave will be here.
374
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:36,200
- Dave?
- 'Yeah.'
375
00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:38,250
Dave don't sound like no
intimidating name, Marlon.
376
00:15:38,283 --> 00:15:41,660
You can't threaten somebody
with a nerdy name like that.
377
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,233
Hey, you better
watch your back, pal
378
00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:46,000
or my boy Myron's
gonna kick your ass.
379
00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:47,150
- Look, man. Hey, look.
- 'What's the deal, man?'
380
00:15:47,183 --> 00:15:48,300
Hey, it's
the-the most intimidating
381
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,100
you gonna get for $50.
382
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:52,150
Now, Marlon, you make sure
when Dave gets here
383
00:15:52,183 --> 00:15:55,330
that you remind him to act
like he's Dion's boyfriend.
384
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:56,200
And to start
some beef with pops.
385
00:15:56,233 --> 00:15:58,133
I know. Trust me, Shawn.
He'll be fine.
386
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,133
He'll be here.
387
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,266
He's wearin' a black shirt
388
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,250
black jeans, a black skully.
389
00:16:02,283 --> 00:16:05,000
He got black eyes
and he got yellow teeth.
390
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,333
[music continues]
391
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:11,500
Man, look at pops.
392
00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:14,283
Yeah, I know. I'll be damned
if he pull more girls than
me.
393
00:16:14,316 --> 00:16:17,500
I'm gonna walk around this
club
and cop some free feels.
394
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,366
(Marlon)
'Scuse me. I'm sorry.
395
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,100
'Scuse me.
396
00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:26,316
'Scuse me. Oh, 'scuse me again.
397
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,216
Yo, can I speak
to you for a
minute?
398
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:33,216
Yo, old man! Can I
talk
to you for a minute?
399
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:36,000
I'm not teachin' tonight,
young dawg.
400
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,000
Come back Thursday
like everybody else.
401
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,333
I'm not here for
no dance lessons,
man!
402
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,333
I wanna know what
you doin' here with my
girl!
403
00:16:41,366 --> 00:16:43,160
Uh..
404
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,500
I told you. I ain't your girl.
405
00:16:47,116 --> 00:16:48,166
[music continues]
406
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,830
Good luck, bro. Ha ha.
407
00:16:50,116 --> 00:16:52,100
Ooh. What's up, Dave? Ha!
408
00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:54,000
Don't be askin' me
no questions, fool!
409
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,300
What...was that?
410
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,183
Don't be asking me
no questions, fool!
411
00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:00,100
"Don't be asking me
no questions, fool!"
412
00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:02,266
That's supposed to be scary?
Come on, Dave. Come on, man!
413
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:05,100
You wanna be hardcore! You
wanna be tough! It's like
this.
414
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,166
Don't be asking me
no questions, fool!
415
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,216
You don't know me, son! No.
416
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,250
Don't be asking me
no questions, fool!
417
00:17:11,283 --> 00:17:13,300
- You don't know me, son!
- You don't know me!
418
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,660
- Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah.
419
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,216
Like that! That's much better.
420
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,500
- That's all?
- No, yeah, come on, man.
421
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:19,300
What're you gonna do
with this coat, pant and
shirt?
422
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:21,266
Come on! What gangs
do you know goes to
church?
423
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,133
Come on. Take this off, okay!
424
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,383
Come on. Here you go. Let
this
show. Let the belly show.
425
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,283
That's just great! Come here.
Man, we gonna make you
hardcore.
426
00:17:28,316 --> 00:17:30,160
This is the new hardcore.
427
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,233
Oh. That's it. Just like that.
428
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:34,283
And you oughta
put this down like
this.
429
00:17:34,316 --> 00:17:37,500
Yeah. This is hardcore.
One eye, one eye showing.
430
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:38,333
- One eye, one eye..
- Yeah, like that.
431
00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:41,330
Like that, make it a
cock.
Go like this. Like
that.
432
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:42,116
- I'm whore!
- Yeah, now you the whore!
433
00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:43,133
- Whore!
- You whore!
434
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,200
- Yeah! Uh..
- Yeah!
435
00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:46,660
Yeah, yeah..
436
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,830
I love playin' the tough guy.
437
00:17:48,116 --> 00:17:50,366
[sighs]
But I'm so nervous, man.
438
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,330
- You ready? Alright.
- Yeah.
439
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,183
Right,
let's-let's go
do this. Let's
do..
440
00:17:59,366 --> 00:18:01,150
I told you, I ain't your girl!
441
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:02,350
- So back off!
- You better lower your
voice.
442
00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:04,216
You better get out
with all that BS.
443
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,183
Oh, you think you're buff 'cause
your shirt sleeves are cut off?
444
00:18:06,216 --> 00:18:08,000
Why don't I just
leave you two alone?
445
00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:10,133
I mean you better shut
up,
you crusty-ass old man!
446
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,183
Whoa. Snap, yo, pop!
447
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,333
You gonna let
Malik Yoba talk to you
448
00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:15,166
like that in front
of your peeps?
449
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,233
Oh, son, he's a little
angry.
Let's let him cool down.
450
00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:19,830
Cool down? Pop, come on now.
451
00:18:19,116 --> 00:18:20,200
Young people don't cool down
452
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,350
they get their scrap on.
453
00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:23,283
- Ooh!
- That's right, punk.
454
00:18:23,316 --> 00:18:25,830
Let's do this!
455
00:18:25,116 --> 00:18:26,200
- Shawn, what am I gonna do?
- Pop.
456
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:28,150
Now you're the one
that always told me
457
00:18:28,183 --> 00:18:30,200
"Don't hate the player,
hate the game."
458
00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:32,000
Now get on up in the game.
459
00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:33,200
- Go on. Go on, pop!
- I'm a..
460
00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:35,283
I'm a lover, not a fighter!
461
00:18:35,316 --> 00:18:37,500
Man, you ain't
nothin' but a
punk.
462
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:38,216
And you about
to get knocked out!
463
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,350
Oh! Not in front of my peeps!
464
00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:42,830
In front of your peeps.
465
00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:44,660
- Oh!
- Oh, snap, pop!
466
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,133
- Did you hear..
- Yeah.
467
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,316
I heard what he's done
said to you!
468
00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:50,660
- Did you hear that thing?
- Oh!
469
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,830
I don't know, I don't know, pop.
470
00:18:52,116 --> 00:18:53,116
Walk around,
walk around, walk around.
471
00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:55,133
- Walk around!
- I gotta walk..
472
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:56,350
Walk around. Shake it off, pop.
473
00:18:56,383 --> 00:18:59,333
- Oo-o-oh!
- Yo, pop, shake it off.
474
00:18:59,366 --> 00:19:01,830
- Shake it off! Shake it
off.
- Ooh!
475
00:19:01,116 --> 00:19:04,330
[indistinct chatter]
476
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:05,150
'Scuse me, I'm sorry. Sorry.
477
00:19:05,183 --> 00:19:06,350
Oops, 'scuse me. I'm sorry.
478
00:19:06,383 --> 00:19:08,150
'Scuse me.
I gotta get through. Excuse
me.
479
00:19:08,183 --> 00:19:09,283
Excuse me.
480
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,160
Coming through.
What's up, man?
481
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,500
Yo, man. Your boy,
Dave, is pretty
good.
482
00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:16,116
Oh, you must have saw
my Crystal Pepsi commercial.
483
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:18,316
Uh, what's
Bismarck
doin' here?
484
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:20,133
No, Shawn, this is Dave.
485
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,366
-That's
- Yeah.
486
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,160
Wait a minute.
Now if you're Dave, then who..
487
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,333
Look, son.
I don't wanna hurt you.
488
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:31,660
Don't you write a check
that your bookie can't cash.
489
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,266
See what I mean, done?
490
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,330
Huh? You about to get smoked.
491
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,500
Off up in here.
492
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,200
No..
493
00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:42,166
- Cu-caw!
- So-o!
494
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,333
- Just settle down.
- That's right! That's
right!
495
00:19:44,366 --> 00:19:46,500
You're about to
get
your butt kicked!
496
00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:47,183
- Hey, you mind?
- That's right!
497
00:19:47,216 --> 00:19:49,330
- Just settle down.
- Will you stop it, boy?
498
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:50,116
Oh.
499
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:52,366
Now, punk, you got
a problem with my pops?
500
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,183
You got to get through me first.
501
00:19:54,216 --> 00:19:56,330
- Through him.
- What?
502
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:57,330
Ow!
503
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:58,250
That ain't right.
504
00:19:58,283 --> 00:20:01,330
[squealing]
Ow!
505
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:02,350
What's up, big man?
You want some too?
506
00:20:02,383 --> 00:20:05,166
- Huh?
- Now, that's not in the
script.
507
00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:10,500
Nobody hit my boys but me.
508
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,133
- Look, Snoop Dogg.
- Where?
509
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:14,283
Oh! Why did you
have to hit him?
510
00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:16,216
You animal!
511
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,266
Come on, baby.
512
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,316
[grunts]
513
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,200
That's right. Let's go home.
514
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:24,316
You boys alright?
Come on, get up.
515
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:26,183
- Urgh!
- Oh, well..
516
00:20:26,216 --> 00:20:28,200
- Is he gone?
- It got crazy around here,
man.
517
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:30,000
- Is he gone?
- Yeah, he's gone, son.
518
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,266
Woo! It's good he left, son!
519
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:34,500
He's lucky! I was about
to go crazy on him, pop!
520
00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:35,266
He don't know me, son!
521
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,150
He don't know me!
522
00:20:37,183 --> 00:20:39,216
I don't even know me, yo!
523
00:20:40,116 --> 00:20:41,116
For real.
524
00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,316
[instrumental music]
525
00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:44,316
Well, pop, I'm impressed man.
That was pretty fly.
526
00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:46,116
Where did you learn
to punch like that?
527
00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:47,366
Billy Blanks class?
528
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,830
[Pops laughs]
529
00:20:49,116 --> 00:20:51,116
No, son, actually,
me and Black Belt Jones
530
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,366
used to get our afro
done at the same place.
531
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Well, pop, I'm really
impressed with you,
man.
532
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:57,100
Uh, you can handle
yourself.
I didn't know that.
533
00:20:57,133 --> 00:21:00,660
Yeah, pop,
you really down by law.
534
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,200
Word up, son,
you know what I'm sayin'?
535
00:21:01,233 --> 00:21:04,660
[indistinct chatter]
536
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,150
No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
537
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,330
You young people are crazy!
538
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:10,166
All this drama!
539
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,333
I miss sittin' at home
listenin' to Al Green.
540
00:21:12,366 --> 00:21:15,100
Eating Thunderbird
Jell-O cubes like I used to.
541
00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:16,283
'Look, I'm 50.'
542
00:21:17,283 --> 00:21:19,366
I've been blessed to be 50.
543
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,383
Well, pop,
no matter how old you are
544
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,300
we love you exactly
the way you are.
545
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,333
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
546
00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:27,300
That's right.
Just the way you are.
547
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:30,266
Old, stank, and crusty.
548
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:32,183
Don't make me take my belt off.
549
00:21:32,216 --> 00:21:34,160
- Pop, you ain't got no belt
on.
- Yes, I have.
550
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,266
I've been saggin' all
night.
Look at that.
551
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:38,116
- Ugh.
- Ew! Oh, man!
552
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:39,133
Wait a minute, who's that?
553
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,233
'Hey, yo, pop, it look like'
554
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,160
'somebody stealin'
your style, man.'
555
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,100
Just what I'm lookin' at.
Look at this.
556
00:21:46,116 --> 00:21:49,160
Hey, cowboy, you got to be
darin' to steal my moves.
557
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:50,300
- Come on, pops!
- Yeah!
558
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:53,316
Here, pop, here, pop, here, pop!
559
00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:55,316
- Pop, pop, pop.
- Wound up. Go ahead, son. Go.
560
00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:58,316
Pop, pop, pop, sugar. Pop,
pop, sugar. Pop, sugar.
Pop..
561
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,000
- Go ahead, son.
- Pop, pop, pop, sugar.
562
00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:04,660
Pop, sugar, pop, sugar, pop.
563
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,283
Pop and sugar,
pop and sugar. Now
slide.
564
00:22:06,316 --> 00:22:08,216
- Slide.
- Takin' it back, cowboy?
565
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:11,660
Pogo stick, pogo
stick.
Now pogo stick.
566
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:12,283
Pogo stick, now jump rope.
567
00:22:12,316 --> 00:22:15,100
Jump rope. Jump rope.
Kill the roach.
568
00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:17,316
Kill the roach, kill the
roach,
kill the roach.
569
00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:20,233
Chase the rat,
chase the rat, chase the
rat.
570
00:22:20,266 --> 00:22:22,116
Chase the rat.
Now kill the
roach
571
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:24,383
and chase the rat,
and stay on top. Yeah,
pop!
572
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,330
(Shawn)Look out, Marlon.
573
00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:27,830
Say cheese!
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