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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,660 - Hey, guys. - Hey, what's up, Dee? 2 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:04,100 - Hey. - 'How you doin'?' 3 00:00:04,133 --> 00:00:06,500 What'd you two do last night? 4 00:00:06,830 --> 00:00:07,166 Nothin', just chilled in the crib. 5 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,160 We rented "Romeo and Juliet". 6 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:10,283 Oh, I love that movie. 7 00:00:10,316 --> 00:00:12,233 That girl is so pretty. What's her name? 8 00:00:12,266 --> 00:00:14,166 Leonardo DiCaprio? 9 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:18,233 I wanna see what's behind his little iron mask. 10 00:00:18,266 --> 00:00:20,316 [Dee laughing] 11 00:00:20,350 --> 00:00:24,330 Excuse me. What did you think of "Romeo and Juliet?" 12 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:26,200 It was alright, you know, I just didn't like all that 13 00:00:26,233 --> 00:00:29,200 thee, thy, thou, doth, forsooth stuff. 14 00:00:29,233 --> 00:00:31,150 Yeah, it's like Shakespeare took our languages 15 00:00:31,183 --> 00:00:32,366 and messed it all up. 16 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,266 It was like white Ebonics. 17 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:38,830 He got the characters speaking so ignorant, man. 18 00:00:38,116 --> 00:00:41,330 You know, but that gunfight was off the heezy fo sheezy 19 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:42,266 up in that beezy beezy. 20 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:44,216 Hell , yeah. 21 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:46,333 That's it. That's the last straw. 22 00:00:46,366 --> 00:00:48,330 Oh, my bad, Pops. 23 00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:49,500 I wash it off if you want me to. 24 00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:51,116 - Oh, no, stop! - Hey, man! 25 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:52,300 'No, no, no, son.' 26 00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:54,830 Rick's from Rick's Cajun Kitchen down the street. 27 00:00:54,116 --> 00:00:55,250 He's trying to put me out of business again. 28 00:00:55,283 --> 00:00:57,500 What's the matter, he reported you 29 00:00:57,830 --> 00:00:59,133 for frying your chicken in [indistinct] 30 00:01:01,330 --> 00:01:02,133 No, worse. 31 00:01:02,166 --> 00:01:06,316 "Pop's Diner uses giraffe meat in meat loaf?" 32 00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:08,500 Oh, man, don't worry about that. 33 00:01:08,830 --> 00:01:09,350 Nobody gonna believe that, Pops. 34 00:01:09,383 --> 00:01:11,183 Well, well, you're right. 35 00:01:11,216 --> 00:01:12,366 But just in case, you boys come and help me get 36 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,150 this ten foot neck bone out of my freezer. 37 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:20,000 [theme music] 38 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,250 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 39 00:01:21,283 --> 00:01:23,660 ♪ We're happy and we're singin' ♪ 40 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:24,266 ♪ And we're colored ♪ 41 00:01:26,166 --> 00:01:28,316 ♪ Give me a high five ♪♪ 42 00:01:28,350 --> 00:01:30,000 (male #1) 'Alright. Cut and print. 43 00:01:30,330 --> 00:01:32,830 'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite.' 44 00:01:32,116 --> 00:01:33,366 [static] 45 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,333 [instrumental music] 46 00:01:49,166 --> 00:01:51,166 [music continues] 47 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:03,200 I don't believe it, all my customers 48 00:02:03,233 --> 00:02:05,233 went to Rick's Cajun Kitchen. 49 00:02:05,266 --> 00:02:06,366 Both of them? 50 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,283 Hey, yo, Pop, you and Rick need to leave 51 00:02:09,316 --> 00:02:12,660 each other alone and put an end to this feud. 52 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:13,116 [glass shattering] 53 00:02:13,150 --> 00:02:16,133 What? End the feud? Never! 54 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:17,316 Come on, Pop, man. 55 00:02:17,350 --> 00:02:19,100 It's time to forgive and forget. 56 00:02:19,133 --> 00:02:22,000 I mean even the East Germans knocked down the wall. 57 00:02:22,330 --> 00:02:23,500 What? 58 00:02:23,830 --> 00:02:26,160 They knocked down The Great Wall of China? 59 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:29,150 Pssh! Man, the Japanese gonna be mad. 60 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:32,133 Now where do they go write their graffiti? 61 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,283 You know what, I bet you this whole thing 62 00:02:34,316 --> 00:02:36,150 started off with somethin' real stupid. 63 00:02:36,183 --> 00:02:38,216 Oh, no, Shawn, no, no, no. 64 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:40,100 Look, Rick and I started our business 65 00:02:40,133 --> 00:02:41,300 at the same time. 66 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:42,366 I wanted to call my restaurant 67 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,216 "Rick's Cajun Kitchen." 68 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:46,160 When I went down to register 69 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,660 that backstabbing Rick 70 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,183 beat me to it. 71 00:02:48,216 --> 00:02:51,100 Negro, your name ain't Rick! 72 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:53,333 Whose side are you on? 73 00:02:53,366 --> 00:02:55,116 Hey, look, all I'm sayin' is 74 00:02:55,150 --> 00:02:56,266 it's dinnertime and this place 75 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:59,330 is emptier than a Somalian grocery store. 76 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:01,300 Bro, I'm not worried. 77 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:03,330 I'm not going to go out of business. 78 00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:04,166 I got a base core of customers 79 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:07,100 and friends who would never let me down. 80 00:03:07,133 --> 00:03:08,166 Never betray me. 81 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,283 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 82 00:03:09,316 --> 00:03:11,316 Rick does sure make some good chili. 83 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:14,216 And now every night is Mardi Gras night. 84 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:15,316 Whoo! 85 00:03:15,350 --> 00:03:17,383 [Dee laughing] 86 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:19,500 - Rick's? - Mm-hmm. 87 00:03:19,830 --> 00:03:20,300 Dee, how can you sell me out like that? 88 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:24,216 - Easy, the food's better. - Give me that. 89 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,333 Wait a minute. 90 00:03:30,350 --> 00:03:32,283 [laughing] 91 00:03:32,316 --> 00:03:35,500 - Good, huh? - 'This is my chili.' 92 00:03:35,830 --> 00:03:37,660 Rick stole my recipe. 93 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,300 This calls for payback, son. 94 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:41,183 I want you boys to disguise yourself, go over to Rick's 95 00:03:41,216 --> 00:03:43,150 see if you find a way we can sabotage his business. 96 00:03:43,183 --> 00:03:46,500 Ah, come on, Pop, I'm tired of this sabotage stuff, man. 97 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:47,166 Why don't you just improve your food? 98 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,116 Stop talking this nonsense, Shawn. 99 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:51,330 You gotta help me, you're my oldest son. 100 00:03:51,660 --> 00:03:54,133 Uh, to the best of my knowledge. 101 00:03:54,166 --> 00:03:56,316 It's about the integrity of the family, son. 102 00:03:56,350 --> 00:03:58,133 Integrity? Is this the same man 103 00:03:58,166 --> 00:04:00,200 who pawned our toys to buy some white shoes? 104 00:04:00,233 --> 00:04:01,233 Mm! 105 00:04:03,350 --> 00:04:06,133 Alright, alright, this is the last time. 106 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:08,660 Now, good, here, take this over there. 107 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:09,116 Now, what's that? 108 00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:10,300 A pregnant mouse to put in his kitchen. 109 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,500 - Oh, man. - Oh, no! 110 00:04:16,330 --> 00:04:17,300 (Rick) Enjoy your meal. 111 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:23,660 (Marlon) Man, it was a good idea 112 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:26,660 of me showin' up like George Bush. 113 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:29,200 (Shawn) You stupid. That's Richard Nixon. 114 00:04:29,233 --> 00:04:31,660 Didn't he play for the Lakers? 115 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,333 That's Norm Nixon. 116 00:04:32,366 --> 00:04:35,350 Oh, that's right. It must be his brother. 117 00:04:35,383 --> 00:04:39,133 Hey, this is stupid, man. I can't believe we're doing this. 118 00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:41,000 Yeah, and I can't believe that pregnant mouse 119 00:04:41,330 --> 00:04:42,133 ran back in Pop's Diner. 120 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:43,350 Look over here, man, it's like 121 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:46,330 RuPaul's bachelor party. 122 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:48,160 [Marlon laughs] 123 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:50,000 What's with the camera, stupid? 124 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:51,333 Uh, duh! It's called spy stuff. 125 00:04:51,366 --> 00:04:54,316 Now, shh! Be quiet, man. We gotta be on the DL. 126 00:04:54,350 --> 00:04:55,350 Shh, shh! 127 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:01,216 Say cheese, y'all! 128 00:05:05,316 --> 00:05:07,160 Hey, bro, when you're done, Prince wants 129 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:08,216 his pillowcase back. 130 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:15,500 [instrumental music] 131 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:20,100 (Shawn) 'Hey, there, beautiful.' 132 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:22,216 How would you like to be an intern? 133 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:27,250 [laughs] Yeah, girl. 134 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:30,300 You know, my fortune cookie was right. 135 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:33,216 It said today was gonna be my lucky day. 136 00:05:35,266 --> 00:05:39,283 And I think you got exactly what I need. 137 00:05:39,316 --> 00:05:43,830 I'm sorry. I'm all out of breath mints. 138 00:05:43,116 --> 00:05:45,283 Aah-hah-ha-ha! 139 00:05:45,316 --> 00:05:47,116 Breath mint, ha-ha! 140 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:49,330 That's pretty funny, heh. 141 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:51,233 [sniffs] Aha-ha-ha. Ha. 142 00:05:51,266 --> 00:05:52,300 You wild, girl. 143 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:54,300 So let me ask you a question. 144 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,100 Does your feet hurt? 145 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:59,500 Why? 'Cause I've been runnin' through your dreams? 146 00:05:59,830 --> 00:06:00,316 No, because that bunion's busting out 147 00:06:00,350 --> 00:06:01,383 the side of your shoe. 148 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,100 [laughs] Ha-ha. 149 00:06:03,133 --> 00:06:05,100 Ha, ha, yeah, I got you. 150 00:06:05,133 --> 00:06:06,266 Handsome and funny. 151 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,100 - 'That's right.' - I like that. 152 00:06:08,133 --> 00:06:09,216 Yeah? What else you like? 153 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:10,300 Hey, Phantom of the Ghetto. 154 00:06:10,333 --> 00:06:12,316 Let me take a picture of you. 155 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,330 Alright, cool. 156 00:06:16,150 --> 00:06:18,660 Well, damn! 157 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:19,830 Ooh! 158 00:06:20,233 --> 00:06:22,233 Back up for that ass. 159 00:06:22,266 --> 00:06:24,283 I need a panoramic camera. 160 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:29,500 Marlon Williams? 161 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:30,116 What are you doin' here? 162 00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:32,183 Wait, wait, hold on, Uncle Rick. 163 00:06:32,216 --> 00:06:33,250 Say cheese. 164 00:06:36,383 --> 00:06:38,266 'No!' 165 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,300 [screams] 166 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,500 Shawn! Shawn! 167 00:06:42,830 --> 00:06:43,250 Shawn, we gotta go. We gotta go. 168 00:06:43,283 --> 00:06:45,383 Okay, uh, come by the Neidermeyer Buildin', okay? 169 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,233 Don't forget. Alright? 170 00:06:51,150 --> 00:06:52,200 Oh, I'm so sorry. 171 00:06:52,233 --> 00:06:54,350 I didn't mean to stain your dress. 172 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,133 Now, get yourself a crib. 173 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,183 Hey, stop! 174 00:06:58,216 --> 00:07:00,200 [Marlon screaming] 175 00:07:00,233 --> 00:07:03,500 [woman screaming] 176 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,166 (Pops) 'Hey, hey.' 177 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,000 Mouse or no mouse, you still gotta pay your bill. 178 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,200 I know where you came from. From that damn Rick! 179 00:07:12,233 --> 00:07:14,216 Shawn, what did you find out, Shawn? 180 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:15,316 Where's he weak? 181 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:17,350 How can I get my revenge? 182 00:07:17,383 --> 00:07:19,000 Oh, um 183 00:07:19,330 --> 00:07:20,266 uh, pop, he recognized us, man 184 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:22,660 so we had to run out. 185 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:23,150 I was countin' on you, son, how 186 00:07:23,183 --> 00:07:24,333 can you come back empty handed? 187 00:07:24,366 --> 00:07:27,133 Well, pop, he did. 188 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:28,133 I didn't. 189 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:30,133 Bam! See. 190 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:31,283 Look what we've got here. 191 00:07:31,316 --> 00:07:33,350 We got his menu. 192 00:07:33,383 --> 00:07:35,160 His pictures. 193 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,000 And here's Rick's heart medicine. 194 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:40,266 I never thought I'd ever say this but, Shawn 195 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:43,330 you gotta be more like your brother. 196 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,116 [sobbing] 197 00:07:45,150 --> 00:07:46,333 [blows a raspberry] 198 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:48,233 Thank you, father. 199 00:07:48,266 --> 00:07:51,150 O-oh, look at this, look at this. 200 00:07:51,183 --> 00:07:52,366 Rick is up to his old tricks again. 201 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,830 - Look at this, "Fresh food." - Uh. 202 00:07:55,116 --> 00:07:58,150 "Clean kitchen. Forks." 203 00:07:58,183 --> 00:08:00,366 The man is diabolical. 204 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,316 I gotta go think up some sabotage tactics. 205 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,350 Alright, goodbye, Pops. 206 00:08:05,383 --> 00:08:08,160 Thanks, my favorite son. 207 00:08:12,383 --> 00:08:14,350 Can you believe that? 208 00:08:14,383 --> 00:08:16,383 Pops is more proud of me than you. 209 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,830 How does it feel to be Jazzy Jeff? 210 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,250 Ha, ha, ha! 211 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:22,366 - Who's this? - Marlon. 212 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,500 - Give me, give me the.. - Relax, hey. 213 00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:25,100 - Give me the, give me.. - Let me see. 214 00:08:25,133 --> 00:08:27,183 Hey, hey, take it, man. Oh, hey! 215 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,183 Say, it's just a photo, wow. 216 00:08:31,216 --> 00:08:32,333 Yeah, well, I've seen what you could do 217 00:08:32,366 --> 00:08:35,000 to a photo of a woman. 218 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,200 Besides, it ain't no normal photo. 219 00:08:38,233 --> 00:08:41,250 This girl.. There's something special about this girl. 220 00:08:41,283 --> 00:08:43,166 Man, that is Rick's daughter J'Leeta. 221 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,100 You better leave that alone. 222 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:46,333 - Word? - 'Yeah.' 223 00:08:46,366 --> 00:08:48,100 Oh, snap, I didn't know 224 00:08:48,133 --> 00:08:49,366 that little hood-rat grew up to be so cute. 225 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,133 Yeah. 226 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:53,830 I don't care how fine she is.. 227 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:55,216 ...you better leave her alone 'cause if Rick don't kill you.. 228 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:56,300 ...Pops will. 229 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:59,100 Now, this is who you should be messin' with. 230 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:02,330 See, that's Lafrika Smith. 231 00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:04,150 Man, when she put her seven kids to bed 232 00:09:04,183 --> 00:09:05,350 it'd be on, son. 233 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,133 [instrumental music] 234 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,333 J'Leeta? 235 00:09:14,383 --> 00:09:16,500 Yo! 236 00:09:16,830 --> 00:09:18,100 Where you at, girl? 237 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:21,116 Mmm, right here, cutie. 238 00:09:23,116 --> 00:09:25,300 Ew, not you, Miss James. 239 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:28,300 Oh, you like some young girls, huh? 240 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:31,316 Why you want grape juice when you could have wine? 241 00:09:36,183 --> 00:09:39,133 'Cause alcohol makes me vomit. 242 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:41,350 Forget you then. 243 00:09:41,383 --> 00:09:43,116 You shouldn't be so choosy 244 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,266 makin' a booty call this late. 245 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:48,316 You couldn't handle all this good stuff. No way. 246 00:09:48,350 --> 00:09:50,000 I could give it to you 247 00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:52,830 but, wh-what you gonna do with it? 248 00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:00,383 I'mma spray it with holy water. 249 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,160 J'Leeta? 250 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:09,300 [stone clanking] 251 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:11,350 J'Leeta? 252 00:10:11,383 --> 00:10:13,166 [glass shattering] 253 00:10:14,266 --> 00:10:15,266 Sorry. 254 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:18,116 What are you doing here? 255 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,316 My father's gonna kill you. 256 00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:21,250 I don't care, I had to see you. 257 00:10:21,283 --> 00:10:23,500 - I have to go. - No, no, no. 258 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:24,283 Wait, please, J'Leeta, please. 259 00:10:24,316 --> 00:10:27,100 'Uh, I have something I wanna say to you.' 260 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:28,150 See, girl.. 261 00:10:30,183 --> 00:10:31,350 "...when I'm alone in my room.. 262 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,233 "...sometimes I stare at the wall. 263 00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:38,100 "But in the back of my mind 264 00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:41,660 "I hear my conscience call. 265 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,316 "Telling me I need a girl 266 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:45,133 "that's as sweet as a dove. 267 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,233 "And for the first time in my life 268 00:10:47,266 --> 00:10:49,266 "I think I need love. 269 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,283 I need love." 270 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,333 Negro, please. 271 00:11:01,183 --> 00:11:03,350 That's LL Cool J. 272 00:11:03,383 --> 00:11:06,316 Will you mind your business, Della Beast? 273 00:11:08,266 --> 00:11:10,830 Don't worry about her, Shawn. 274 00:11:10,116 --> 00:11:11,300 Look, I know what you're sayin' 275 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:12,350 and I feel the same way 276 00:11:12,383 --> 00:11:14,333 but the fact is I can't take sides 277 00:11:14,366 --> 00:11:16,000 against my family. 278 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:17,250 [sighs] J'Leeta, we need 279 00:11:17,283 --> 00:11:19,366 to forget about this stupid feud. 280 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,233 Just follow your heart. I know I'mma follow mine. 281 00:11:29,330 --> 00:11:31,160 (Rick) 'J'Leeta, where are you?' 282 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,116 My father, you have to go. 283 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,233 - Okay, I'll call you later. - Okay. 284 00:11:33,266 --> 00:11:36,133 Okay, and get a elevator, girl. 285 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,300 Psst! Psst! 286 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:43,500 Come on up to 3-B. And bring a dollar. 287 00:11:47,266 --> 00:11:51,183 Yo, my man. Apartment 3-B. 288 00:11:51,216 --> 00:11:53,333 Here's a dollar. Go get 'em drawers. 289 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,250 (Pops) 'Thanks for letting me come over and pick up the roaches.' 290 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,283 Oh, I can't wait till the health inspector find 291 00:12:01,316 --> 00:12:03,000 these in Rick's meat locker. 292 00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:04,300 - Ha, ha, ha. - Ditty-dee. 293 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:07,166 Hey, there's a bunch of roach eggs 294 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,200 underneath the sink if you want. 295 00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:09,383 - What? - Yeah. 296 00:12:11,216 --> 00:12:12,266 (Marlon) 'And where you been?' 297 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,350 Oh, I just got back from J'Leeta's crib. 298 00:12:14,383 --> 00:12:17,160 Yo, kid, she's mad cool, man. 299 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,116 Hey, yo, check this out. 300 00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:20,233 She got the softest lips. 301 00:12:20,266 --> 00:12:22,316 You kissed Rick's daughter J'Leeta? 302 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,350 You kissed Rick's daughter J'Leeta? 303 00:12:26,183 --> 00:12:27,266 Oh, Shawn, forgot to tell you 304 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:29,250 Pops is in the kitchen so keep quiet. 305 00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:31,000 Thanks. 306 00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:33,166 Shawn, how could you disrespect the family like that? 307 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,250 After all the terrible things Rick's done to us? 308 00:12:35,283 --> 00:12:37,830 You gotta remember, he's the enemy. 309 00:12:37,116 --> 00:12:39,830 No, pop, he's your enemy. 310 00:12:39,116 --> 00:12:40,383 Me and J'Leeta have nothin' to do with this. 311 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,233 Of course, you do. 312 00:12:42,266 --> 00:12:43,333 Now you're gonna have to choose 313 00:12:43,366 --> 00:12:45,333 between her or us. 314 00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:47,133 And what if I choose her? 315 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,183 Then you're out of the family forever. 316 00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:52,333 Come on, Marlon, my favorite son. 317 00:12:52,366 --> 00:12:54,300 Grab the roaches. 318 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,266 Bye, Tito. 319 00:13:08,366 --> 00:13:11,150 [instrumental music] 320 00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:16,000 Are you okay? 321 00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:18,200 You haven't said a word to your father all day. 322 00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:21,316 I know, Dee. I'm still a little mad about this J'Leeta thing. 323 00:13:21,350 --> 00:13:23,500 I mean it's unfair that I can't see her 324 00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:25,133 just because she's Rick's daughter. 325 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,250 Well, as Shakespeare says 326 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,330 "A rose by any other name 327 00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,216 would smell just as sweet." 328 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:31,366 I don't know about all that. 329 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,316 I'd sure like to tap that ass. 330 00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:36,133 Well, if you really care about her 331 00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,830 you should forget about this stupid feud 332 00:13:38,116 --> 00:13:39,216 and go on and see her. 333 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,283 Pssh. Are you crazy? 334 00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:42,660 Pops will beat me like apinata 335 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:45,100 at a Mexican birthday party. 336 00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:47,366 Well, why don't you write her a letter 337 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,133 and and tell her you'll meet her 338 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,250 outside the neighborhood? 339 00:13:50,283 --> 00:13:53,100 I'll deliver it and Pops would never know. 340 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,330 - That's a good idea. - Yeah. 341 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,166 - Write the letter. - Alright. 342 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,283 - Go on. - Alright. 343 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,366 Um.. 344 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,116 My darling, J'Leeta. 345 00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:07,250 Oh, I miss you so much, it hurts. 346 00:14:07,283 --> 00:14:09,350 - Hey, that's good. - Yeah. Go on put that. 347 00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:11,830 - Alright. - Alright. 348 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:14,300 - I, I miss you so much. - Mm. 349 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:17,116 Meet me at 9 O'clock. 350 00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:20,333 Yeah, at the Wonder Wheel. At Coney Island. 351 00:14:20,366 --> 00:14:22,000 - Uh, at the Wonder Wheel-- - Yeah. 352 00:14:22,330 --> 00:14:23,133 - Ah, ow! - Okay. 353 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,660 Alright, good, good. Ohoo-hoo. 354 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,166 - ...Wheel at Coney Island. - Yeah. 355 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,116 Pay your own way. 356 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:33,660 And I will give you the money 357 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,383 back later. 358 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,500 - Dependin' on-- - No, look, look, look! 359 00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:37,383 Look, love, love, come on. 360 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,333 - Love, Shawn. - Alright. 361 00:14:39,366 --> 00:14:41,300 - Okay. - Love, Shawn. 362 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:42,366 - Yeah! - Yeah, alright. 363 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,200 I got a letter like that once. 364 00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:46,150 Oh, what a romantic! Huh-huh. 365 00:14:46,183 --> 00:14:47,316 Really, you still seein' him? 366 00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:51,500 I will, when he gets out on parole. 367 00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:53,250 - Mm-hm. Oh, right here-- - Alright. 368 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,383 Whoa, alright, let me go change. 369 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,500 Okay, I'll deliver this 370 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:57,300 after I've made my last rounds. 371 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,350 - Alright, you do that. Okay. - Okay. Alright. 372 00:14:59,383 --> 00:15:02,233 Come on. Oh! Oh! Yeah. 373 00:15:02,266 --> 00:15:04,300 ♪ Hee heehee heuh ♪ 374 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,350 ♪ When I hit the lotter-y-y-y ♪ 375 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:09,266 ♪ You won't see a lot of me ♪ 376 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:12,250 ♪ Oh I'm gonna have the new baby ♪ 377 00:15:12,283 --> 00:15:14,383 ♪ When I hit the lottery ♪♪ 378 00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:18,100 What the hell is this? 379 00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:21,000 "My darling, J'Leeta. 380 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,216 I miss you so much, it hurts." 381 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:25,266 Oh, you think it hurts now? Wait till she reads this. 382 00:15:27,216 --> 00:15:29,160 [clears throat] 383 00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:33,830 Dear, J'Leeta. 384 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:37,000 I wonder if "stank-hoe" is one word? 385 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,316 J'Leeta? 386 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,183 J'Leeta! 387 00:15:44,216 --> 00:15:45,266 Yo! 388 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,383 Stop all that screaming out there. 389 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,350 Some folks is trying to sleep. Huh. 390 00:15:52,183 --> 00:15:54,333 Got the drawers, dawg. 391 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,283 You better get out of here. 392 00:16:02,316 --> 00:16:04,330 J'Leeta, what happened to you? 393 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:05,283 Why wasn't you at Coney Island? 394 00:16:05,316 --> 00:16:07,660 Didn't you get my letter from Dee? 395 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,283 Yes. How could you write this about me? 396 00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:13,116 What? 397 00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:14,133 "Your breath smells like 398 00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,330 Al Sharpton's flip-flops." 399 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:18,283 Pssh. I would never write nothing like that. 400 00:16:18,316 --> 00:16:20,150 I would've said Al Sharpton's do rag. 401 00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:22,100 That's much funnier. 402 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:23,133 [scoffs] What? 403 00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:24,266 This is my father's handwriting. 404 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,160 He wrote this to try and keep us apart. 405 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,183 How do I know you're telling the truth? 406 00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:31,350 See, the way he crossed out "Pops"? 407 00:16:34,116 --> 00:16:35,266 Look, J'Leeta, my letter said 408 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:38,830 "I'm going crazy not being able to see you." 409 00:16:38,116 --> 00:16:40,233 I feel the same way. 410 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,100 Look, I think it's time for us to put an end 411 00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:43,300 to this feud once and for all. 412 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,316 That's a good idea, let's go. 413 00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:48,500 First, let me get some more sugar. 414 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:54,183 Whoa, ho-ho! Slow down, girl. 415 00:16:54,216 --> 00:16:56,283 Make 'em pay their phone bill first. 416 00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:03,366 Pops, I just found the letter 417 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,133 that Shawn wrote to J'Leeta in the trash. 418 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,300 What did you do? 419 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,166 - Nothin'. - Sure you did, Pop. 420 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,333 You re-wrote it and called her a stank-hoe. 421 00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:12,330 [gasps] 422 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,283 You should be ashamed 423 00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:17,150 of putting your own selfishness 424 00:17:17,183 --> 00:17:20,166 in front of your own child's happiness! 425 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,333 Huh! 426 00:17:21,366 --> 00:17:23,333 Ah! 427 00:17:23,366 --> 00:17:25,000 Dee, I didn't mean to do all that. 428 00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:26,116 I was just mad at Shawn, I don't 429 00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:27,300 ever want to do anything to hurt him. 430 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:30,000 Oh, Pops, Pops. 431 00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:33,116 What you need to do is end this stupid feud! 432 00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:36,100 Well. Well, I guess you're right. 433 00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:37,366 I guess it's gone on l-little long. 434 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,133 Hey, hold on, Pop, you-you can't end the feud. 435 00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:41,183 Come on, man, it's the first time 436 00:17:41,216 --> 00:17:43,100 you like me more than Shawn, Pop. 437 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,366 Marlon, Marlon, Marlon. 438 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,216 Marlon. 439 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:49,266 I never liked you more than I liked Shawn. 440 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,300 I was faking. 441 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,116 Oh. Oh. 442 00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:55,660 I...I knew you were faking. 443 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,316 I-I was, I was faking too. 444 00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:58,100 Huh! 445 00:17:58,133 --> 00:18:00,250 - Ha, I got you! - Okay. 446 00:18:00,283 --> 00:18:03,330 Let's end this feud, let's get outta here. 447 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:04,250 Let's close up. 448 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,300 [Marlon sobbing] 'I love..' 449 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,266 Alright, let's go. 450 00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:13,183 Okay, that's it! 451 00:18:13,216 --> 00:18:15,316 - I'mma kill him! - Yeah, Pop, kill him. 452 00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:17,250 - I'mma kill him! - Come on.. 453 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,830 Wreck yourself, fool. Represent. 454 00:18:21,116 --> 00:18:22,200 - What's up now? - Oh, yeah. 455 00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:24,660 - Come and get it. - Now, get him, Pop. 456 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,250 - Oh, now, wait a minute.. - Get him, Pop. 457 00:18:25,283 --> 00:18:28,160 What's up, light-skin? Wassup, wassup, wassup? 458 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,183 A plunger? Who do you think you are, a cop? 459 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,100 En garde! Ha! Ha! 460 00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:36,116 Touche.. Menage toi.. 461 00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:38,150 [Marlon grunting] 462 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,166 Your name. 463 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,150 Guh! Guhh! Uh. 464 00:18:42,183 --> 00:18:44,216 Got to move 465 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:47,160 plunger out of my f-face. 466 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:50,116 It smells like ass. 467 00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:52,150 Hyah! Come on! 468 00:18:52,183 --> 00:18:53,366 Ola! 469 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,350 Huh! 470 00:18:55,383 --> 00:18:57,316 Hey, I got you. Surrender here. Heh, ha. 471 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,350 Yeah! Ah! What! 472 00:19:01,383 --> 00:19:03,830 [instrumental music] 473 00:19:03,116 --> 00:19:04,366 Huh. 474 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,116 Huh, ha. Ha-ha. 475 00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:08,160 [screams] Oh. 476 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,300 [grunts] 477 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,116 [glass shattering] 478 00:19:14,183 --> 00:19:16,830 (Pops) 'Marlon, help me, please. Help me, please.' 479 00:19:16,116 --> 00:19:17,133 (Marlon) Whoopidoo. 480 00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:19,150 [screaming] 481 00:19:19,183 --> 00:19:21,316 Sh-o-o-ot! 482 00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:23,383 Ow! 483 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,283 Not me, you fool! Him! 484 00:19:25,316 --> 00:19:26,333 Sh-o-o-ot! 485 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:29,366 (Marlon) Take that over there. 486 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,100 [screaming] 487 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:34,150 - Pops! - Well, stop this! Let him go! 488 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,333 - Man, look what you've done. - My baby, I hurt my baby. 489 00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:40,160 Somebody call the doctor. 490 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:44,316 Oh, Lord, wh-y-y? Lord, wh-y-y-y? 491 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,100 Lord, take me to an angel of death. 492 00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:51,266 Take me to her. Carry me to her, Lord. 493 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,830 [shouting] Wh-y-y-y? 494 00:20:14,116 --> 00:20:16,150 I want you.. 495 00:20:16,183 --> 00:20:19,660 Why don't you just "weave" her alone, Lord? 496 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,160 Just "weave" her alone. 497 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,250 'Lord, she was' 498 00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:24,300 just, uh, countin' her blessings, son. 499 00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,133 'Countin' her blessings.' 500 00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:29,000 And then wham! 501 00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:33,383 You just changed her life, Lord. You changed her life. 502 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,233 [sobbing] 503 00:20:35,266 --> 00:20:39,183 Why couldn't you spare her life, Lord? 504 00:20:39,216 --> 00:20:41,333 Instead you just strike her down. 505 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,660 [mumbling] 506 00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:46,166 [Marlon sobbing] 507 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:51,500 Oh, all this black on black crime, Lord. 508 00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:54,300 They fight and fight and fight. And black on black. 509 00:20:56,116 --> 00:20:59,133 With the white people in the middle. 510 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:02,500 Salt on everything. There's salt on everything. 511 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:07,200 And I hope you resurrect them, Lord. 512 00:21:08,216 --> 00:21:10,383 [indistinct mumbling] 513 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,830 It just don't add up to me, Lord. 514 00:21:15,116 --> 00:21:17,233 It just ain't adding up. 515 00:21:17,266 --> 00:21:19,150 Baby! 516 00:21:19,183 --> 00:21:21,266 See, all because of your stupid fight, man 517 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,000 someone really got hurt. 518 00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:24,100 Shawn's right, Pops. 519 00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:26,366 We gotta stop this feud now. 520 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,100 Well, you're right. 521 00:21:29,133 --> 00:21:32,300 We gotta let bygones be bygones. 522 00:21:34,830 --> 00:21:36,183 And Shawn, I'm sorry for trying to get in.. 523 00:21:36,216 --> 00:21:37,200 ...way of your happiness. 524 00:21:37,233 --> 00:21:39,830 You wanna be with J'Leeta 525 00:21:39,116 --> 00:21:41,660 it's alright with me. 526 00:21:44,116 --> 00:21:46,133 Oh, Lord, just crucify me, Lord. 527 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,150 Crucify me! 528 00:21:47,183 --> 00:21:48,200 [sizzling] 529 00:21:48,233 --> 00:21:50,116 - Aah! - Marlon. 530 00:21:50,150 --> 00:21:52,660 Bring your ass. 531 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:54,830 Time to go, Lord. 532 00:21:54,116 --> 00:21:56,830 [instrumental music] 533 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:58,133 Don't make me take my belt off. 36298

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