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www.titlovi.com
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I'm just asking for a sign.
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I just want you to know that I don't
really, I don't do one night stands.
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Good thing it's daytime.
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Hey you.
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These are your last chance.
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Oh, what do you want me to say?
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It's a little, um, I don't
know the word in English.
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You need to fuck people,
a lot of people marry
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people, married people hold
the key to sex in the school.
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I'm not fucking anyone to write a book.
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Well, gay to least.
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I won't touch you if that's
what you're worried about.
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Oh, I'll pay back, pay back for that.
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So where'd you get this stick?
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That's a statement, Bonham.
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I'm celebrating.
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Oh, well, like, engagement?
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Do you prefer to be wrong or annoying?
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It's more of a number's game, really.
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So it's an act?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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All right, but I knew this
which we were eating earlier.
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What pays?
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Enough for solo time or time.
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Nope, nope.
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Let me pat my assumptions.
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I'm going to play commercial real estate.
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You really got it.
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My parents appointed so to expect.
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I work for a square magazine.
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Public says, shit, man.
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It was the independence that threw me.
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Fuck it.
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All right.
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Okay.
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Account's payable.
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You know, I've honestly had enough
misogyny for wanting names, so.
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No misogyny.
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I got it.
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Editor.
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Done.
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Wanted.
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There's literally nothing else.
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A writer.
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Oh.
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That's cool.
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Yes.
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Oh, that was never smart.
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That's all.
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The directive.
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Yes.
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So now.
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Mm-hmm.
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You're a writer.
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The first choir.
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You're writing porn.
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You're writing about porn.
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You're writing for porn.
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No.
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I... I am traveling the country.
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You're writing for porn.
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No.
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I... I am traveling the country.
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Fucking married men.
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Mary.
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Mm-hmm.
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Why married?
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Because I am boring.
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And Fucking married men isn't.
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Apparently.
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I'm not married.
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But I'm not Fucking you.
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Oh, that's Fucking boring in it.
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I don't do it.
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I don't do it.
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I don't do it.
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I don't do it.
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I don't do it.
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I don't do it.
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I don't do it.
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I don't do it.
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That's it.
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Makes sense.
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Long, man.
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I don't do it.
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I don't do it.
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Long, man.
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I don't do it.
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I don't do it.
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I don't do it.
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Hey, I'm Brian.
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Can I get the check, please?
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Actually, sleep with it on his dad.
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Like the whole thing.
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Thanks.
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Thanks.
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Hey.
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Hey, what up?
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Where'd you learn that
move home book for virgins?
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Yeah, most women in America
appreciate a little summary.
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Yeah, well, this is an America.
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This is New York.
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You seem like you
wanted to be left for one.
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I did.
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I did want to be left for one.
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See? I knew it.
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Okay, well, that's
not the point.
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The point is that you made
a move to destabilize me.
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I don't only think it turns a strategy.
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You know, that's why I
chased you down the street.
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So then why did you
then? I don't know.
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Oh, uh, it's give you my number.
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You know, so you can take me out
the neighbor before I go back to LA.
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If you're up for it, I'll be
married by then I promise.
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Well, I'll be married by then I promise.
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Well, I'll be married by then I promise.
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Fuck 'em!
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d You got a dangerous red girl d
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d And everything you dream of d
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d Yeah, you're the dark angel d
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d And don't show if you break up d
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d There ain't no other one at all d
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d There ain't no way you left to rest d
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d And I'm one of your twisted friends d
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d I know when you could love d
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d I'm inside of d
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d I'm in love d
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d I'm in love d
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d Turn out with me d
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d It's so hard to love d
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The article's like 10 years old.
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I know.
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I read all your shit.
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And your dad calls you
Clementine, like the song.
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Is that it?
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Hi, there she is.
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Shit, and you're really gonna eat the road.
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I think they're road.
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Yeah.
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So it's what my dad calls road trips.
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You know, like, there's long,
boring, low energy stretches.
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And I'd be like,
"Oh, I'm asleep.
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" And he'd be like, "Eat
the road, eat the road!"
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No idea what it means.
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Well, I have no fucking clue what
I'm doing, so... Fucking talking about it.
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Yeah, you do.
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Unless you mean, like, if
you're sugar daddy can't
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hang on to your place
while you're going to go.
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Yeah, but I actually caught my friend,
Kara, just going to sublet it for me.
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Would you be really convenient?
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It's good to have friends.
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Yes.
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Before my dad died, we, um, we
were gonna go to a dude ranch,
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and learn to ride horses, and, like,
rope steer, and eat the racks of ribs.
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Yeah, he listened to
country music as a whole
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fucking life, and he
never went to a rodeo.
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And there's the Sushi
restaurant in Whitefish.
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I know it's weird, but I read
it in departure magazine,
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and, um, it's just,
like, it's, like, a snow
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globe with a Sushi
restaurant inside of it,
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and there's, like, cherry blossom
lanterns, and it's just, like, so cute.
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Then you gotta go.
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And you ride them horses, and
you eat that Sushi in Whitefish.
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I love it.
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Yeah, you will.
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Yeah.
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So it was fun.
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Yeah, it was fun.
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It was fun.
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It was a fun night.
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Subtle.
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Thank you.
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You want to go in
there? Damn, thanks.
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No.
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No.
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Well, then, yes.
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I guess I'll go.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Sorry.
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Okay.
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What?
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Huh.
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It is.
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Like, how does a condom just come off?
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I think, I think it's still in here.
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No.
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Yeah, like, when I pulled out.
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Really? Yeah.
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I think so.
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I mean.
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For real?
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Yep.
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Fuck.
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I can't find it.
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Sorry.
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I'm not trying to live.
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It's all right.
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I mean, it's not like I have any STDs.
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I was a little test in this month.
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I mean, the only questionable
thing I've done in the past
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couple weeks is like, jerk
off of that wash my hands.
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Oh, my God.
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That is disgusting.
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Oh, I know.
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I've been thinking about it ever since.
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Oh, and I kind of ignored you.
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What? Just kidding.
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All right.
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Dude, that's not fun.
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I know.
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I know.
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I'm sorry.
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No jokes.
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Come on.
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I can get it.
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If you just get dog-y
style, and I'll get in there,
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I can get the right angle
and I'll take care of it.
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Okay.
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You ready? Yeah.
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All right.
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Go.
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So, just stay still.
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You're looking up.
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Get in the fuck out, man.
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Look at my dad.
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I'm looking at that.
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But you're going to have two
photos of Jim Diddy and up here.
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Oh.
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Oh, there it is.
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Okay.
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Go.
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Go, go, go.
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So this is all right.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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There we go.
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Oh, my God.
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- Fine. - Thank you.
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- Thank you. - I promise I--
- Any STDs? He can watch me sleep.
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I sleep very often. - No, no, no, no.
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You have to go. You can't stay the night.
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Sorry, but you have to leave.
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When I was a kid, my dad stuck himself
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with a needle that he's
done a patient with HIV.
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I heard him tell my mother in the kitchen
while I was hiding in the stairwell.
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He was the '80s, and it
was a death sentence.
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And the scariest thing
was that I couldn't ask
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them about it because I
wasn't supposed to know.
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My dad didn't get AIDS.
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He died in a car accident instead, because
I hadn't worried about that one enough.
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- Do there weren't that many
people at the Lord Jesus?
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- Anyway, there was
something about this man.
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This boy, I knew right away
I could tell him stuff like that.
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d d - Thank you.
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- Holy moly.
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d d - I'm sorry.
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d d - Fuck.
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- All right.
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d d - Okay.
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- Yeah, I'm not surprised
you're having a hard time.
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You're fine, sucks.
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- How you doing, bitch?
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- I got a six study for
you, right here, huh?
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- Is it having sex or
just talking about it?
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- You want to talk about Dixon?
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- It's a fingering count.
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- She hears it.
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- I just see people, like, real people.
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- Hey, sweetie, this is
our nearest room one.
276
00:22:51,001 --> 00:22:53,000
- Hey, John, a circus or something.
277
00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:55,000
- Hey, lost.
278
00:23:04,001 --> 00:23:06,000
- Yeah, let's go.
279
00:23:09,001 --> 00:23:12,000
d Oh, say the thanks are stable.
280
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:18,000
- d Oh, say the thanks are stable.
281
00:23:29,001 --> 00:23:31,000
Thank you.
282
00:23:43,001 --> 00:23:46,000
- You're really pretty.
283
00:23:46,001 --> 00:23:49,000
- Thank you.
284
00:23:49,001 --> 00:23:51,000
- I feel like you don't know that.
285
00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:53,000
- That I'm pretty.
286
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,000
- You have to bother yourself first.
287
00:24:00,001 --> 00:24:02,000
- Oh.
288
00:24:02,001 --> 00:24:05,000
- You have to get up every morning.
289
00:24:05,001 --> 00:24:07,000
- Come here.
290
00:24:07,001 --> 00:24:09,000
- Come here.
291
00:24:09,001 --> 00:24:12,000
d d - Come here.
292
00:24:12,001 --> 00:24:16,000
- You're pretty.
293
00:24:16,001 --> 00:24:18,000
- Pretty good.
294
00:25:40,001 --> 00:25:42,000
>> Hey, gee, that's Jack.
295
00:25:42,001 --> 00:25:46,000
Please pick up your phone
because I really like to talk to you.
296
00:27:20,001 --> 00:27:22,000
>> Can I help you with something?
297
00:27:22,001 --> 00:27:25,000
>> Yeah, yeah, I think I have a fever.
298
00:27:25,001 --> 00:27:27,000
>> Did you check your temperature?
299
00:27:27,001 --> 00:27:29,000
>> No, do you solve their orders?
300
00:27:29,001 --> 00:27:31,000
>> Where else?
301
00:27:31,001 --> 00:27:33,000
>> I can check it for you.
302
00:27:33,001 --> 00:27:35,000
>> Yeah, great.
303
00:27:35,001 --> 00:27:37,000
Thank you.
304
00:27:37,001 --> 00:27:43,000
>> Whoa, yes.
305
00:27:43,001 --> 00:27:45,000
>> Sorry.
306
00:27:45,001 --> 00:27:46,000
>> No.
307
00:27:46,001 --> 00:27:48,000
>> They're on.
308
00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:49,000
>> Oh, yeah.
309
00:27:49,001 --> 00:28:00,000
>> No, 98.
310
00:28:00,001 --> 00:28:04,000
6.
311
00:28:04,001 --> 00:28:06,000
You're out on money.
312
00:28:06,001 --> 00:28:08,000
>> So weird.
313
00:28:08,001 --> 00:28:10,000
>> Well, what are you feeling?
314
00:28:10,001 --> 00:28:13,000
>> Um, I would just like chess a store.
315
00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:16,000
I've got like a hot thing going on.
316
00:28:16,001 --> 00:28:19,000
And, you know, your mouth gets like slimy.
317
00:28:19,001 --> 00:28:24,000
Because you're feeling your
chest is sort of like your breasts.
318
00:28:26,001 --> 00:28:29,000
>> I guess, my breasts,
but like, same thing.
319
00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:31,000
Can you change the stupid pregnant?
320
00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:32,000
>> Pregnant?
>> Pregnant? >> No, god.
321
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:34,000
>> It's a blubbery.
322
00:28:34,001 --> 00:28:36,000
>> Hey, got us to go.
323
00:28:36,001 --> 00:28:38,000
>> Have a good one.
324
00:28:38,001 --> 00:28:39,000
>> No, there's no way.
325
00:28:39,001 --> 00:28:42,000
I've the last one had sex with
common fella, but I took a plan B.
326
00:28:42,001 --> 00:28:45,000
So, there's all I know is
every time I get pregnant.
327
00:28:45,001 --> 00:28:47,000
>> It's sort of a beast, if not.
328
00:28:47,001 --> 00:28:49,000
>> I don't mean to answer.
329
00:28:49,001 --> 00:28:51,000
>> Four.
330
00:28:51,001 --> 00:28:53,000
>> It's impressive.
331
00:28:53,001 --> 00:28:55,000
>> No.
332
00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:57,000
>> Five.
333
00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:59,000
>> Five.
334
00:29:59,001 --> 00:30:00,000
>> Hello?
335
00:30:00,001 --> 00:30:03,000
>> Hi, my friend gave you this number.
336
00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:04,000
You're looking for
stories? >> Yeah.
337
00:30:04,001 --> 00:30:07,000
>> I've been in my text
me a picture of your side.
338
00:30:07,001 --> 00:30:10,000
So, you're looking for people
in love triangles? >> Yeah, I am.
339
00:30:10,001 --> 00:30:15,000
>> Kind of got a
fucked up story.
340
00:30:15,001 --> 00:30:17,000
>> Well, I dig fucked up.
341
00:30:17,001 --> 00:30:19,000
What's your name? >> Kim.
342
00:30:19,001 --> 00:30:22,000
>> No way, that's my
mother's name, how crazy?
343
00:30:22,001 --> 00:30:23,000
>> Really?
344
00:30:23,001 --> 00:30:25,000
That's like, that's like kind of gismint.
345
00:30:25,001 --> 00:30:26,000
>> Uh-huh.
346
00:30:26,001 --> 00:30:32,000
>> So, I'm sort of having
an affair with my stepdad.
347
00:30:32,001 --> 00:30:34,000
>> Oh.
348
00:30:34,001 --> 00:30:36,000
>> Oh, when did it start?
349
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:40,000
>> Oh, fuck, I was like 16.
350
00:30:40,001 --> 00:30:43,000
I mean, that's when we found them.
351
00:30:43,001 --> 00:30:45,000
I'm like, nothing happened until.
352
00:30:45,001 --> 00:30:48,000
You told me you wanted
to wait until I was 18.
353
00:30:48,001 --> 00:30:52,000
>> Okay.
354
00:30:52,001 --> 00:30:54,000
How old are you now? >> 21.
355
00:30:54,001 --> 00:30:59,000
>> You're like, wow, it's
been going on this whole time.
356
00:30:59,001 --> 00:31:02,000
>> Kim?
357
00:31:02,001 --> 00:31:08,000
>> Oh, sorry, I thought
I got my mom coming.
358
00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:09,000
>> Um, yeah.
359
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:12,000
>> The whole time it's
been, I know this is gross.
360
00:31:12,001 --> 00:31:13,000
>> Oh, good.
361
00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:14,000
>> So, I grossed off.
362
00:31:14,001 --> 00:31:16,000
>> It's just, we have this beautiful.
363
00:31:16,001 --> 00:31:20,000
>> Well, look, I would
love to hear a whole story.
364
00:31:20,001 --> 00:31:25,000
>> Is there any way we can do it in person?
365
00:31:25,001 --> 00:31:27,000
>> Yeah, of course.
366
00:31:27,001 --> 00:31:28,000
Absolutely.
367
00:31:28,001 --> 00:31:30,000
Where exactly are you?
368
00:31:30,001 --> 00:31:34,000
>> I'm in my kitchen.
369
00:31:34,001 --> 00:31:37,000
>> Kim? >> Kim? >> Um.
370
00:31:37,001 --> 00:31:45,000
>> Kim, hey, can you hear me?
371
00:31:45,001 --> 00:31:50,000
>> Hello?
372
00:31:50,001 --> 00:31:52,000
>> Kim?
373
00:31:52,001 --> 00:31:55,000
>> I mean, what I mean?
374
00:31:55,001 --> 00:31:58,000
>> Fuck!
375
00:31:58,001 --> 00:31:59,000
>> Fuck!
376
00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:02,000
>> What are you saying?
377
00:32:02,001 --> 00:32:05,000
>> Do you think there's
only one thing to know?
378
00:32:05,001 --> 00:32:08,000
Just what it's on about you?
379
00:32:08,001 --> 00:32:12,000
No, it can make sense
for all the people to do.
380
00:32:12,001 --> 00:32:14,000
What are you leaving?
381
00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:15,000
>> This is Rody.
382
00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:16,000
Leave message and I'll get back.
383
00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:17,000
She was okay.
384
00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:18,000
>> Hey, it's Gia.
385
00:32:18,001 --> 00:32:24,000
>> Look, I wanted to talk to you about,
I'm about maybe getting more money.
386
00:32:53,001 --> 00:32:54,000
>> Hello? >> Kim? >> Yes.
387
00:32:54,001 --> 00:32:55,000
>> Hi.
388
00:32:55,001 --> 00:33:00,000
>> It's trying to feel
stupid for calling you.
389
00:33:00,001 --> 00:33:04,000
Honestly, I'm just...
>> Feeling lonely.
390
00:33:04,001 --> 00:33:05,000
>> You know?
391
00:33:05,001 --> 00:33:08,000
I am honestly feeling pretty lonely too.
392
00:33:08,001 --> 00:33:10,000
>> I'm getting really dark.
393
00:33:10,001 --> 00:33:12,000
Sometimes I feel hurt.
394
00:33:12,001 --> 00:33:15,000
>> I don't want to go on.
395
00:33:15,001 --> 00:33:16,000
>> Wait, hold on, Kim.
396
00:33:16,001 --> 00:33:21,000
Do not do anything to hurt yourself.
397
00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:24,000
>> I just do something that I can keep out.
398
00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:25,000
>> Hey, Kim.
399
00:33:25,001 --> 00:33:26,000
>> Hi, Kim.
400
00:33:26,001 --> 00:33:27,000
>> I've been where you are.
401
00:33:27,001 --> 00:33:28,000
Just wait.
402
00:33:28,001 --> 00:33:29,000
Okay?
403
00:33:29,001 --> 00:33:30,000
I'm coming to you.
404
00:33:30,001 --> 00:33:31,000
>> Why would you
happen? >> Okay.
405
00:33:31,001 --> 00:33:32,000
Promise me.
406
00:33:32,001 --> 00:33:33,000
>> Hey, she is.
407
00:33:33,001 --> 00:33:35,000
>> Yes.
408
00:33:35,001 --> 00:33:37,000
>> Doctor, wait.
409
00:33:37,001 --> 00:33:38,000
>> Wait.
410
00:33:38,001 --> 00:33:39,000
>> I promise.
411
00:33:43,001 --> 00:33:45,000
Okay, he hasn't touched me in three months.
412
00:33:45,001 --> 00:33:46,000
It would be three months in 17 days.
413
00:33:46,001 --> 00:33:47,000
I have a calendar.
414
00:33:47,001 --> 00:33:49,000
I'll tell y'all this though.
415
00:33:49,001 --> 00:33:53,000
That S-O-V has 17 days left
to touch me, or I believe in it.
416
00:33:53,001 --> 00:33:54,000
>> Yes.
417
00:33:54,001 --> 00:33:55,000
Come on in.
418
00:33:55,001 --> 00:33:56,000
>> It's been too long already.
419
00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:57,000
>> On the nose.
420
00:33:57,001 --> 00:33:58,000
>> On the nose.
421
00:33:58,001 --> 00:34:00,000
>> 17 days left to touch.
422
00:34:00,001 --> 00:34:01,000
>> Don't.
423
00:34:01,001 --> 00:34:02,000
>> Yeah, good.
424
00:34:02,001 --> 00:34:05,000
>> Make sure that you think she will.
425
00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:06,000
>> Yeah, yeah.
426
00:34:06,001 --> 00:34:07,000
>> Yeah, yeah.
427
00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:08,000
>> You can choose.
428
00:34:08,001 --> 00:34:11,000
>> That other thing about Josh is
he loves it when I think it hurts as fast.
429
00:34:11,001 --> 00:34:12,000
>> Whoa.
430
00:34:12,001 --> 00:34:13,000
>> But you think he's a little gay?
431
00:34:13,001 --> 00:34:14,000
>> No, no, you're fine.
432
00:34:14,001 --> 00:34:15,000
>> Are you sure? >> I promise.
433
00:34:15,001 --> 00:34:17,000
>> Yeah, I don't.
434
00:34:17,001 --> 00:34:18,000
>> Don't worry, it's normal.
435
00:34:18,001 --> 00:34:19,000
>> Okay.
436
00:34:19,001 --> 00:34:20,000
>> Yeah.
437
00:34:38,001 --> 00:34:39,000
>> Kim?
438
00:34:39,001 --> 00:34:41,000
>> I, that's so wild.
439
00:34:41,001 --> 00:34:43,000
I was actually just about to call you.
440
00:34:43,001 --> 00:34:44,000
It's happening.
441
00:34:44,001 --> 00:34:46,000
I'm getting my ducks in a row
and I am coming to see you.
442
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:48,000
>> Oh my god, thank you.
443
00:34:48,001 --> 00:34:50,000
That makes me really happy to see you.
444
00:34:50,001 --> 00:34:51,000
>> Hey.
445
00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:52,000
>> Hey, how are you?
446
00:34:52,001 --> 00:34:53,000
>> Good, thanks.
447
00:34:53,001 --> 00:34:55,000
I need to sell a Van.
448
00:34:57,001 --> 00:34:59,000
>> Can't wait for you to see white fish.
449
00:34:59,001 --> 00:35:01,000
>> I still can't ever believe
you are in white fish.
450
00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:04,000
Where should we meet?
451
00:35:04,001 --> 00:35:06,000
>> I do know that so she's gotten to me.
452
00:35:06,001 --> 00:35:08,000
>> Wasabi.
453
00:35:08,001 --> 00:35:09,000
>> Yeah.
454
00:35:09,001 --> 00:35:10,000
>> Oh yeah.
455
00:35:10,001 --> 00:35:11,000
>> Fuck yeah.
456
00:35:11,001 --> 00:35:12,000
Either in five.
457
00:35:12,001 --> 00:35:13,000
>> Oh perfect, okay great.
458
00:35:13,001 --> 00:35:14,000
See you soon.
459
00:35:24,001 --> 00:35:25,000
>> Jim, can I? >> Yeah.
460
00:35:25,001 --> 00:35:26,000
>> Thank you.
461
00:35:26,001 --> 00:35:29,000
>> I am so sorry.
462
00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:30,000
I am pregnant.
463
00:35:30,001 --> 00:35:31,000
I can't even drink this.
464
00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:32,000
>> Oh yes.
465
00:35:32,001 --> 00:35:34,000
>> Um, thank you.
466
00:35:34,001 --> 00:35:36,000
Can I get maybe like a
green tea or something?
467
00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:37,000
>> Yes, of course.
468
00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:38,000
>> Thanks.
469
00:35:38,001 --> 00:35:39,000
I missed you.
470
00:35:39,001 --> 00:35:42,000
>> Oh yeah.
471
00:35:56,001 --> 00:36:00,000
>> Now I have a whole speech planned.
472
00:36:00,001 --> 00:36:02,000
And now I don't know what.
473
00:36:02,001 --> 00:36:04,000
>> You're at the fuck are you doing here?
474
00:36:07,001 --> 00:36:08,000
>> Oh, you're Kim.
475
00:36:08,001 --> 00:36:09,000
>> No, Kim.
476
00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:10,000
>> You are fucking Kim.
477
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,000
>> I can see you're going to get mad.
478
00:36:12,001 --> 00:36:13,000
>> Oh my God.
479
00:36:13,001 --> 00:36:14,000
>> Oh my God, dude.
480
00:36:14,001 --> 00:36:15,000
>> What the fuck?
481
00:36:15,001 --> 00:36:16,000
>> What the actual
fuck? >> Hold on.
482
00:36:16,001 --> 00:36:17,000
>> Hold on.
483
00:36:17,001 --> 00:36:19,000
>> Look, relax, just.
484
00:36:19,001 --> 00:36:20,000
>> No, I'm not mad.
485
00:36:20,001 --> 00:36:21,000
>> I'm not mad.
486
00:36:21,001 --> 00:36:23,000
>> I've sold my fucking
RV so that I could come
487
00:36:23,001 --> 00:36:24,000
and, like, get a plane
ticket to meet her here.
488
00:36:24,001 --> 00:36:26,000
>> Sorry, but you want to call me back?
489
00:36:26,001 --> 00:36:27,000
>> There's a reason for that.
490
00:36:27,001 --> 00:36:28,000
>> What the fuck?
491
00:36:28,001 --> 00:36:29,000
>> Just give me a minute.
492
00:36:29,001 --> 00:36:30,000
>> God, you're such a space.
493
00:36:30,001 --> 00:36:31,000
>> Oh my God, you're so cute.
494
00:36:31,001 --> 00:36:32,000
>> Give up at me.
495
00:36:32,001 --> 00:36:34,000
>> Let me explain something to you.
496
00:36:34,001 --> 00:36:35,000
>> Uh-huh.
497
00:36:35,001 --> 00:36:36,000
>> Woo, uh-huh.
498
00:36:36,001 --> 00:36:37,000
>> Look, you're the one.
499
00:36:37,001 --> 00:36:38,000
>> Hey.
500
00:36:38,001 --> 00:36:39,000
>> Hey.
501
00:36:39,001 --> 00:36:40,000
>> Is everything okay?
502
00:36:40,001 --> 00:36:41,000
>> Yeah, she's good.
503
00:36:41,001 --> 00:36:42,000
>> Stop.
504
00:36:42,001 --> 00:36:43,000
>> No, stop.
505
00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,000
What the fuck, man?
506
00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:45,000
>> Dude, this is so uncooled.
507
00:36:45,001 --> 00:36:47,000
>> What are you doing?
508
00:36:47,001 --> 00:36:48,000
>> I'm fucking hungry.
509
00:36:48,001 --> 00:36:49,000
>> What are you doing?
510
00:36:49,001 --> 00:36:52,000
>> I'm fucking hungry.
511
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:53,000
>> No, stop.
512
00:36:53,001 --> 00:36:55,000
What the fuck, man?
513
00:36:55,001 --> 00:37:02,000
>> Dude, this is so uncooled.
514
00:37:02,001 --> 00:37:04,000
>> What are you doing?
515
00:37:04,001 --> 00:37:07,000
>> I'm fucking hungry.
516
00:37:07,001 --> 00:37:12,000
>> All right.
517
00:37:12,001 --> 00:37:14,000
>> No.
518
00:37:14,001 --> 00:37:15,000
>> No.
519
00:37:15,001 --> 00:37:16,000
>> No.
520
00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:21,000
>> I'm fucking hungry.
521
00:37:21,001 --> 00:37:26,000
>> I'm fucking hungry.
522
00:37:26,001 --> 00:37:31,000
>> No.
523
00:37:31,001 --> 00:37:36,000
You're just.
524
00:37:36,001 --> 00:37:39,000
>> You're fucking nuts,
you know what? >> Not so.
525
00:37:39,001 --> 00:37:40,000
>> Cuckoo.
526
00:37:40,001 --> 00:37:42,000
>> Yeah, I'm not.
527
00:37:42,001 --> 00:37:43,000
>> I'm fucking nuts.
528
00:37:43,001 --> 00:37:44,000
>> Yeah.
529
00:37:44,001 --> 00:37:48,000
>> My entire fucking life is this book.
530
00:37:48,001 --> 00:37:49,000
Everything.
531
00:37:49,001 --> 00:37:52,000
And you have me running around
the country chasing imaginary people.
532
00:37:52,001 --> 00:37:54,000
And then he's saying I'm nuts.
533
00:37:54,001 --> 00:37:59,000
>> Doesn't some part of you just, you know,
think, wow, this guy must really like it.
534
00:37:59,001 --> 00:38:00,000
>> No.
535
00:38:00,001 --> 00:38:01,000
>> No.
536
00:38:01,001 --> 00:38:03,000
>> Well, that was the fucking intention.
537
00:38:03,001 --> 00:38:05,000
Kim thought it was super romantic.
538
00:38:05,001 --> 00:38:06,000
>> No.
539
00:38:06,001 --> 00:38:07,000
>> Fuck him.
540
00:38:07,001 --> 00:38:08,000
>> Fuck you.
541
00:38:08,001 --> 00:38:09,000
And fuck him.
542
00:38:09,001 --> 00:38:10,000
>> Yeah.
543
00:38:10,001 --> 00:38:13,000
>> I am nuts.
544
00:38:13,001 --> 00:38:15,000
>> Can I help you?
545
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:17,000
>> Would you like to join
the conversation? >> No.
546
00:38:17,001 --> 00:38:20,000
>> I am fucking insane.
547
00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:22,010
And if everything you
loved died before you were
548
00:38:22,022 --> 00:38:24,000
like an actual fucking
adult, you would be too.
549
00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:26,000
I am someone who
literally, I don't give a fuck.
550
00:38:26,001 --> 00:38:32,000
I do not give two flying fucks and I
will never fucking apologize to you.
551
00:38:32,001 --> 00:38:39,000
>> I didn't hear from you.
552
00:38:39,001 --> 00:38:40,000
>> Yeah.
553
00:38:40,001 --> 00:38:41,000
>> Yeah.
554
00:38:41,001 --> 00:38:42,000
>> Yeah.
555
00:38:42,001 --> 00:38:43,000
>> I'm wrong.
556
00:38:43,001 --> 00:38:48,000
I'm about a lot of things.
557
00:38:48,001 --> 00:38:55,000
But I'm not, I'm not
wrong that this is right.
558
00:38:55,001 --> 00:39:00,000
>> Oh.
559
00:39:00,001 --> 00:39:08,000
>> I don't want the distraction.
560
00:39:08,001 --> 00:39:10,000
>> Yeah, I'm sorry.
561
00:39:10,001 --> 00:39:12,000
I'm so sorry.
562
00:39:12,001 --> 00:39:14,000
I'm not trying to fuck anything up for you.
563
00:39:14,001 --> 00:39:15,000
>> Get up.
564
00:39:15,001 --> 00:39:17,000
>> I am sorry.
565
00:39:17,001 --> 00:39:20,000
Don't ever forgive me.
566
00:39:20,001 --> 00:39:25,000
Just, just have sex with me.
567
00:39:25,001 --> 00:39:28,000
I've come all of this way.
568
00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:22,000
>> This is orgasms, man.
569
00:40:23,001 --> 00:40:24,000
>> What?
570
00:40:24,001 --> 00:40:25,000
>> This is fucking ridiculous.
571
00:40:27,001 --> 00:40:29,000
>> Like the moment it's over?
572
00:40:29,001 --> 00:40:33,000
I'm like, what kind of fucking psycho am I?
573
00:40:35,001 --> 00:40:36,000
>> What am I?
574
00:40:38,001 --> 00:40:43,000
>> See, some guy once said, like, it's like
a smell of ketchup, like after a burger.
575
00:40:43,001 --> 00:40:46,000
You know, it's like, oh, get
that fucking shit away from me.
576
00:40:47,001 --> 00:40:48,000
>> It's too thin.
577
00:41:04,001 --> 00:41:05,000
>> Oh, shit, that was fast.
578
00:41:05,001 --> 00:41:06,000
>> No, for real.
579
00:41:08,001 --> 00:41:10,000
>> What do you mean?
580
00:41:14,001 --> 00:41:16,000
>> Are you seriously?
581
00:41:16,001 --> 00:41:20,000
>> You're from that
night, neither of us can.
582
00:41:30,001 --> 00:41:32,000
>> >> No.
583
00:41:32,001 --> 00:41:38,000
I don't know what
your intentions are.
584
00:41:38,001 --> 00:41:44,000
But if it were up to me,
I'd have a baby with you.
585
00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:47,000
>> What? >> Excuse me.
586
00:41:47,001 --> 00:41:48,000
>> Oh, my God.
587
00:41:48,001 --> 00:41:52,000
>> I'm a kid, man.
588
00:41:52,001 --> 00:41:54,000
I liked you the moment that I saw you.
589
00:41:54,001 --> 00:41:55,000
>> You're insane.
590
00:41:55,001 --> 00:41:56,000
>> You're insane.
591
00:41:56,001 --> 00:41:58,000
>> Oh, that.
592
00:41:58,001 --> 00:42:01,000
>> I knew that I had to come
out here and do this crazy thing
593
00:42:01,001 --> 00:42:06,000
because I knew that, like,
if I didn't get to you soon,
594
00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:09,000
you know, that you
want to fall in love with
595
00:42:09,001 --> 00:42:13,000
some, >> Like a car
near, like rodeo plane.
596
00:42:13,001 --> 00:42:15,000
I'm serious.
597
00:42:15,001 --> 00:42:18,000
Now you make me want
to go to the baby gate.
598
00:42:18,001 --> 00:42:20,000
>> Maybe onesies.
599
00:42:20,001 --> 00:42:22,000
>> Watch them warm water.
600
00:42:22,001 --> 00:42:23,000
>> Not talking organic.
601
00:42:23,001 --> 00:42:24,000
>> It's urgent.
602
00:42:24,001 --> 00:42:25,000
>> Hmm.
603
00:42:34,001 --> 00:42:38,000
>> Yeah, you don't have to go on anymore.
604
00:42:45,001 --> 00:42:48,000
>> You can't promise me that.
605
00:42:48,001 --> 00:42:52,000
>> I just did.
606
00:42:52,001 --> 00:42:59,000
It's going to be fun
doing it until...
607
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,000
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