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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,112 Thursday! 2 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:14,215 Friday! 3 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,419 Saturday! 4 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:20,020 Yeah. 5 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,024 Hey, steve! 6 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:28,662 Hey, eddo. 7 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:33,567 [sniffing] 8 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:34,702 What is this? 9 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:37,205 Has my schnozzola Detected The heavenly scent 10 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:40,841 Of cluster buster Candy bars? 11 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,610 Man, you actually Like these things? 12 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:43,711 Like these things?! 13 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:45,179 Hoh! They are delish! 14 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,780 Plus cluster busters 15 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:50,784 Contain twice the U.S. Recommended daily Allowance of fat. 16 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,586 Hmm. Hmph. 17 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:58,226 Uggh. Man, this stuff Tastes like dog food. 18 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,095 It does not. 19 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:03,364 Dog food is saltier. 20 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:07,835 You just plain nasty, steve. 21 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,205 If you don't like The taste of them, why Did you buy so many? 22 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:15,843 Because they're sponsoring A half court shot contest At a clippers game. 23 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,811 Sink a basket, Win a million bucks. 24 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:21,182 Wowser! A million bucks! 25 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:22,950 But to take the shot, 26 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:26,254 First you got to find The golden wrapper inside A cluster buster bar. 27 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:29,257 Oh, neato. Oh, boy! 28 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:32,293 With that kind Of moola, I could Soup up my isetta, 29 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:40,268 Ooh! I could commission A sculpture of myself In cheese. 30 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:46,207 Oh, oh, oh! And then I could donate the rest 31 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:50,110 To buying bug feeders For all the national Parks. 32 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:57,485 Steve, people like you Don't deserve to win money. 33 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:02,055 Man! Nothing! 34 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,658 Well, I guess I have To go buy another case. 35 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:05,559 See ya in a minute. 36 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:09,997 Eddo, maybe I Should try my luck. 37 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,299 Here, here, here. 38 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:14,635 I could have it Right here The whole time. 39 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:18,672 You actually keep a candy bar In your wallet? 40 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:20,341 Don't you? 41 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:25,078 Oh! I could have The golden wrapper Right here. 42 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,847 Steve... Give it up. 43 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:29,417 Man, I've opened up A couple hundred Of those things, 44 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,319 And there's no way-- Aah! Aah! Aah! 45 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,954 I found it! I found it! 46 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,990 Aah! Aah! Aah! 47 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:42,196 Aah! I found it! I found it! Aah! 48 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:45,499 I found it! Aah! 49 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,372 I don't believe this. 50 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:52,506 I don't believe this. 51 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:53,441 I'm rich! 52 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,309 You got to make The basket first. 53 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,578 I'm potentially rich! 54 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:08,289 You know, daddy, I am so proud of you, 55 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:09,757 Having a healthy Protein breakfast. 56 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:13,060 Hey, when I make up my mind To start eating better, 57 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,595 Nothing can stop me. 58 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:24,605 Ooh! Heh heh. This needs something. 59 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,475 Hmm, what, what, what? 60 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:30,478 Oh, I know, Bacon and eggs. 61 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,883 Oh, honey, You look great. 62 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,489 Ah, well, thank you. 63 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,857 I want to look nice For my new boss. 64 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,426 Ma, you nervous? 65 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,795 Nervous? I've had New bosses before. 66 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,897 Why would I be nervous? 67 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,767 Uh, well, ma, If you're not nervous, 68 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:56,604 Then why are you Pouring orange juice Into my cereal? 69 00:03:56,670 --> 00:04:00,574 Oh, because you need More vitamin c. 70 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:04,712 Harriette, you're Gonna be just fine. 71 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,780 Your boss is going To love you. 72 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:10,250 Of course I'm gonna be fine. I'm cool as a cucumber. 73 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:14,722 Sweetheart... 74 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:15,789 Eh... 75 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:19,993 Why are you watering The plants with coffee? 76 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:23,364 Oh, 'cause they Hate tea. 77 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:25,699 Well, alright. Alright. 78 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,868 Maybe I am just A little bit nervous. 79 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:32,873 But the office grapevine Has it that mr. Benner Is really tough. 80 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:36,209 Come here, sweetheart. Come on now. Relax. 81 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:41,649 Mr. Benner is very lucky To have harriette winslow In his department. 82 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:44,184 Well, I think so, Anyway. 83 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:48,656 Yeah, aside from That orange juice thing, You've got it going on. 84 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,930 Good morning, everyone. Please take a seat. 85 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,806 I am derrick benner, The new head buyer For ferguson's, 86 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:09,109 But don't think of me As your boss, we're a team. 87 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,178 So think of me As your coach, 88 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:14,615 And this coach Likes to win. 89 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:21,455 Now, I believe that everyone Has something important To contribute to the team. 90 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,156 So if you've got Any suggestions, 91 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:25,325 Don't be afraid To speak up. 92 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:29,897 Ah, I like his style. I've got lots of ideas. 93 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,799 Go ahead, slugger. 94 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,667 Kevin samuels, Home furnishings. 95 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,135 I got a real winner Here, coach. 96 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:38,238 I think we should offer A line of orthopedic furniture. 97 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:41,642 You know, chairs to support The back and neck and spine? 98 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:45,112 Kevin, orthopedic chairs Are used mostly By the elderly, 99 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,281 And the elderly Generally live on A limited income. 100 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,751 They don't spend money. 101 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:53,821 So, kev... 102 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:56,657 I would have to say Your idea Is pretty stupid. 103 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:02,996 I believe you had Your hand raised. 104 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,565 Did you have A suggestion? 105 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,734 Oh, no. I was just stretching. 106 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,617 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 107 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:30,090 Grant hill. 6'8" Of beautiful, Delicious black man. 108 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,627 Why can't they all Be like you? 109 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,965 What? 110 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,066 A kiss? 111 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:43,837 But I hardly know you. 112 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,373 Well, okay. 113 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,876 But only because I Hate to see you beg. 114 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,280 It's my fault, man. 115 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:57,217 I mean, as your manager, I should've known better. 116 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:59,352 Now, eddo, really. You're being too hard On yourself. 117 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,690 No, no, man. We really Should've picked A basketball court 118 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,926 Further away From the javelin field, You know? I mean... 119 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,662 Now, look, Take a load off. 120 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,097 I'm gonna get A fresh basketball. 121 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:12,600 We'll be back on the court In less than 5 minutes. 122 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:15,435 Right. Take a load off. I'm Taking a load off. 123 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:25,178 Steve, have you guys Been practicing Half-court shots all day? 124 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,548 Since 5 a.M. 125 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:32,285 Ahh...That feels So...Good. 126 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:34,855 Cool...Refreshing... 127 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,358 Eddie. 128 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:39,827 What's up? 129 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,428 You're pushing him Too hard. 130 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:42,996 By the time you guys Get to l.A., 131 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,465 He's gonna be Too tired To make the shot. 132 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,100 Laura, do you understand 133 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:50,337 That there's A million dollars riding On steve making this shot? 134 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,305 Oh, but, eddo--ow, aah. 135 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:55,976 Eddo, I'm in so much pain. 136 00:07:57,745 --> 00:08:01,414 My back aches, My arm burns, My feet hurt. 137 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,884 Oh, even my tushy's tender. 138 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:05,653 [tweet] Aah! What? 139 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:06,854 Come on, steve. Let's go. 140 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,656 Back to the court. Hustle up. Hustle up. 141 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,257 Okay. Okay. Come on! 142 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,893 Okay. Okay. Oh, oh, okay. 143 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,863 Oh, eddo, really, I don't think there's any way 144 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,865 I can make it all the way To that door. 145 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,233 Yo, bro! No problemo! 146 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,770 You see? I got your back. 147 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,271 That's what brothers Are for. 148 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,338 What are you Gonna do, eddo? 149 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:27,007 I'm here for you. 150 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:28,408 Oh, eddo... 151 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:30,744 I don't think me And this chair are Gonna fit in your car. 152 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,980 Well, I'll just Tie you on top. 153 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:39,887 Alright, team. There are a few issues 154 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:43,090 I would like To address today. 155 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,124 James. Oh, god. 156 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:54,001 Why is the shipment of Children's clothing late? 157 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,603 Well, uh, that w-w-- 158 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,537 What's the matter, jimmy, Cat got your tongue? 159 00:08:57,605 --> 00:09:01,274 Or are your dentures Slipping again? 160 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:04,712 I-I'm sorry, sir. Our carrier Was on strike. 161 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,780 Then you should've found Another carrier. 162 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,717 Maybe it's time we retire Your jersey, gramps. 163 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,719 I-it'll never Happen again. 164 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,053 It had better not. 165 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:17,557 This is a department store, Not leisure world. 166 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,327 Oh. I just know that I am gonna be next. 167 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,995 Harriette winslow. 168 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,263 Yes! 169 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,232 Sorry. 170 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,668 How long have you been Our housewares buyer? 171 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:28,969 5 months, mr. Benner. 172 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,604 Well, you seem Pretty sharp. 173 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,072 I've heard some Nice things about you. 174 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,006 Well, thank you, sir. 175 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,175 But I have gone over Your inventory, 176 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,679 And I've noticed that A lot of what you bought Isn't even on display. 177 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:41,749 Well, sir, we're Remodeling to make room For more display space. 178 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:44,151 And just how long Is this remodeling Going to take? 179 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:46,987 Well, we should be finished By the end of the week. 180 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:49,489 We can't sell What the customer Doesn't see. 181 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:50,958 I want it finished By tomorrow. 182 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,459 Mr. Benner, I don't think-- 183 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:55,996 Exactly. You don't think. 184 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:57,765 Well, excuse me, Mr. Benner-- 185 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:01,134 You know, I am not Exactly a happy camper Right now. 186 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:04,905 And a little down-sizing Might just make me Feel better. 187 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,940 So tell me, harriette, Is there anything more You'd like to say? 188 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,816 No. I guess not. 189 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,718 I didn't think so. 190 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,270 Hey, honey. 191 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,471 Hi, carl. 192 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:42,710 My goodness. You sure pulled A late one tonight. 193 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,144 Yeah, I know. 194 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:48,982 Oof! My staff and I Did 3 days' work In one night. 195 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:52,119 Mr. Benner is tougher Than you thought, huh? 196 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,721 He's a tyrant, carl. 197 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:54,788 Well, how? 198 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,223 He's verbally abusive. 199 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,959 He attacks people Personally, carl. 200 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,061 Today, he called me A loser. 201 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,395 A loser? 202 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,164 Well, I got a good mind To go down to ferguson's 203 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:07,534 And give mr. Benner A lesson in manners. 204 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,836 What are you Gonna do, carl? 205 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,371 Arrest the man For being an idiot? 206 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:14,742 Well, I don't care. Nobody talks to my wife That way. 207 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,109 Oh, thank you, honey. 208 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,345 But I'm gonna Have to handle This one myself. 209 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,648 Your going down there Is only gonna Make matters worse. 210 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,885 Well, what are You gonna do, Sweetheart? 211 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,686 I don't know, carl. 212 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,890 I'm so tense, I can't Even think straight. 213 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:32,525 My stomach's Always in knots, 214 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:38,531 And the only good thing About all this stress is That I've lost 5 pounds. 215 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:40,233 Well, sweetheart, Why don't you just leave? 216 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,770 You can be a buyer At any department store. 217 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,137 Carl, I don't want A new job. 218 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,040 I put in four years At fergusons. 219 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:50,778 Well, if it's gonna Make you come home Every night 220 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,679 With knots In your stomach, 221 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,782 Is it really worth it? 222 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:59,086 Honey, listen, I appreciate Your being on my side, 223 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,188 But we need both Of our incomes. 224 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,523 We have children to feed, College tuitions, 225 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,326 A mortgage, 2 car notes. 226 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:11,098 I guess I have no choice But to do things benner's way. 227 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:14,935 Not if I find out that He has some outstanding Parking tickets. 228 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,405 Thank you, honey. 229 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,923 Steve: I don't know If I can do this, eddo. 230 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,190 I think I got A little jet lag. 231 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,625 Don't worry About it, steve. 232 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:41,161 Stay focus on the goal And put the ball In the hole. 233 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,163 I feel a gas-- Come on, now. 234 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,397 Stay lose, baby. Stay lose. 235 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,266 Eddie: keep it warm. Keep it warm. 236 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,535 I'll help you. Okay, okay. Right. 237 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,736 But I shoot With my right arm. 238 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,204 Oh! 239 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:03,550 [buzzer] 240 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:07,955 Ladies and gentlemen, 241 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,858 We begin our half-time Presentation 242 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:17,397 With the cluster buster Million-dollar half court Shot contest. 243 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:24,838 Tonight's contestant going For the million-dollar payday 244 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:28,808 Is steven q. Urkel. 245 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,811 Go on! 246 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:35,883 Hey, look. There they are. 247 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,817 I see 'em. I see 'em. 248 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:48,896 Steve, congratulations on Finding the cluster buster Golden wrapper. 249 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:52,900 Hah...Hah, Thank you, fred. 250 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,768 It's a pleasure to be Here in los angeles. 251 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,439 The clippers are one Of my favorite teams. 252 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,842 Are you nervous? 253 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,378 Thank you, fred. 254 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,815 It's a pleasure to be Here in los angeles. 255 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:12,785 The clippers are one Of my favorite teams. 256 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,722 He looks A little nervous. 257 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:20,393 Remember, Cluster buster bars Are not only delicious, 258 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:27,300 They also provide Twice the u.S. Recommended Daily allowance of fat. 259 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,971 Hey, hey, hey. What's happening? What's happening? 260 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,440 My name is eddie "Money" winslow. 261 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,742 As steve's agent, I have something to say 262 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:40,480 To all you oh-so-fine, Gold-diggin', material Shallow girls. 263 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:45,385 Check us out. Y'all Can meet us around back At about 15, right? 264 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,190 And now, on behalf Of cluster buster bars, 265 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:53,560 Take your one and only shot. 266 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,396 Here you go, steve. You got it, baby. 267 00:14:56,463 --> 00:15:00,433 You can shoot, baby. You got it, baby. You got it, baby. 268 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,003 You the man. 269 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,973 You think He can make it? 270 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:09,242 Please. Your grandmother Has a better chance Of making this shot. 271 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,563 Crowd: shoot the ball! 272 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,081 [crowd cheers] 273 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:27,654 Did I do that? 274 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,122 Who else? 275 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,391 Who else? 276 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:42,635 I swear to god. I'm gonna wring Your neck, man. 277 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:43,670 Where--where Are you going? 278 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,205 Steve! I'm gonna whip you. 279 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,307 You didn't bring me All the way out here From chicago... 280 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:54,981 Okay, team. I'd like To begin today's meeting By thanking harriette 281 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:59,086 For completing The housewares renovation Ahead of schedule. 282 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,258 Well, thank you, sir. My staff worked Long and hard. 283 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:08,828 I guess that explains All this overtime They put in for. 284 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,930 Well, sir, we had to work Quite late into the night 285 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,732 In order to make Your deadline. 286 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:16,236 Oh, so now, it's my fault that Ferguson is charged with all This overtime? 287 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,338 Well, sir, I'm not blaming Anybody for it. All I'm saying-- 288 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,840 Good. Because I'm not Going to approve it. 289 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,175 Mr. Benner... 290 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,345 Ferguson's will not pay For your mismanagement. 291 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,182 Mismanagement? 292 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,485 It's not a good day To ask for a raise. 293 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:36,156 Is there something You'd like to share With us, susan? 294 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,890 Uh, no, sir. 295 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,126 Why don't you share With us 296 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,994 Why cosmetics sales Are down 10%? 297 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:46,633 Well, we always Have a small slump Before the holidays. 298 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,067 Oh, is that it? 299 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:51,804 Or is it that women Take one look at you And swear off makeup? 300 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,344 Alright. Okay. That's it. You've gone far enough. 301 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,546 Mr. Benner, When you came here, 302 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,914 You had a reputation For being tough. 303 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,350 And I can handle tough. 304 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,186 But you don't stop at tough, You go to cruel. 305 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,255 I will not tolerate This insubordination. 306 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,790 Apologize right now, Ms. Winslow, or you're Out of here. 307 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:14,927 Apologize? You're the one Who needs to apologize, Mr. Benner, 308 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:18,231 To susan, kevin, james, me, And everyone else That you've insulted. 309 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,966 I am not here To win friends. 310 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,402 Duh! That's obvious, sir. 311 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,571 Mr. Benner, When you came here, 312 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,773 You told us that We were a team... 313 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,308 And that you Were our coach. 314 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,043 Well, sir, A good coach is suppose To encourage his team, 315 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,612 Not destroy their confidence. 316 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,215 A good coach Gets the best From his players. 317 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,718 Oh, but, coach, You fumbled the ball. 318 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,553 Mr. Benner, you Seem to have forgotten 319 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,756 That we're not just Employees. We're people. 320 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,258 And we have feelings. 321 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:50,163 The only person around here Who's not doing their job, Sir, is you. 322 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,238 You're fired. 323 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,974 Ooh, that felt good. 324 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,710 I quit! 325 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,345 That felt better. 326 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,327 Carl, I quit. 327 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,195 I can't believe it. I quit. 328 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,730 Well, sweetheart, You had to. 329 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:24,697 You had no other choice. 330 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,800 But, carl, I don't Have a job anymore. 331 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,870 Sweetheart, You got something Much more important. 332 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,172 You got your Self-respect. 333 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,276 [telephone rings] 334 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,146 Hello. 335 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:43,250 No! Yes. Yes. Just a second. 336 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,917 Mr. Ferguson. 337 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,286 Mr. Ferguson? 338 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:51,558 Mr. Ferguson, What a surprise. 339 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,625 Uh-huh. 340 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:54,527 Uh-huh. 341 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,529 What'd he say? What'd he say? 342 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,830 Uh-huh. 343 00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:58,698 Uh, I see. 344 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,066 What do you see? What do you see? 345 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,369 Well, sir, if that's The way you feel. 346 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:06,205 How does he feel? How does he feel? 347 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,241 Well, he said he spoke To some of my coworkers 348 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,477 And decided to fire Mr. Benner. 349 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,512 Then you got Your old job back! 350 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,380 No. 351 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,781 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. 352 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:17,717 I got a brand-new job, Benner's. Ha ha ha! 353 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,452 You're the head buyer! 354 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,630 I don't believe you, Steve urkel. 355 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:33,933 Boy, who would've thought 356 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,804 One of those scoreboards Would cost A million dollars? 357 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,839 You know, You are the only person In the world 358 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,410 That can win and lose A million dollars In one minute. 359 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,878 Well, I didn't mean To hit the scoreboard. 360 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:46,746 It was an accident. 361 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,247 Haven't you ever Made a mistake? 362 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,216 Not a million-dollar one. Get up the stairs. 363 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,551 How long are you going To keep saying that? 364 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,152 Don't you push me. Till the day you die, 365 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,323 Which might be sooner Than you think. Get up the stairs. 366 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,824 God's gonna punish you For that. 367 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,025 [doorbell rings] 368 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,493 That's him right now. 369 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,499 Pushing me. It was a mistake! 370 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,403 Oh! 371 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,171 Oh, mr. Denton! 372 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:14,173 Mr. Cluster buster Himself. 373 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,308 Hello, steven. 374 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,544 Oh, come on in. Come on in. 375 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,946 What brings you To our humble abode? 376 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,949 Well, young man, There's been a terrible Accounting error. 377 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,385 It turns out it didn't Cost a million dollars 378 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,019 To replace The scoreboard. 379 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,621 Hah hahh! 380 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,023 I knew that was A high estimate... 381 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,325 And I should know, 382 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:35,395 Because I've destroyed A lot of things. 383 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:39,165 Well, I'm here because Cluster buster wants To make things right. 384 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:40,767 Well, let's make it right. 385 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,603 Whoo-hoo! Bring on The moola. How much? How much? What? What? 386 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,906 $200? Oh, no, no. 300,000? How much? 387 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,642 Not exactly. $4.38. 28642

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