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Mmmm...
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- It’s Saturday.
- Mm-hmm...
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What do you wanna do
this weekend?
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Sleep in.
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Then...I don’t know...Brunch.
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Oh...yeah, we could go to
Kensington Market,
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or we could walk
around Trinity Bellwoods?
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- Oh, yeah...
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And then...come home?
Take a nap?
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- Before kids, weekends were for
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sleeping in and doing what you felt like:
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brunch, booze, and hanging out.
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- Good morning!
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- Wake up, sleepyheads!
- Wake up...!
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- Now, weekends are a mad scramble
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of chores you didn’t finish during the week.
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- And making sure your kids are fed,
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exercised, and entertained.
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- Can we try to catch a squirrel
today, and what’s for breakfast?
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- Maybe, and I don’t know.
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- Can I spend
all my birthday money?
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Can I dye my hair, please?
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- Probably not,
and definitely not.
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This weekend’s already
pretty jam-packed as it is.
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[baby crying]
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There he is!
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Viv! Let’s go.
Let’s go, c’mon.
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- More quality time to connect, but there are lessons,
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and playdates, and so many birthdays.
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I’m amazing at laser-tag now.
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- You’re supposed to let the kids win on their birthdays--
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- I’m giving the gift of humility!
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- OK. You end up feeling like a chauffer,
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driving the kids from place, to place, to place.
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- And that quality time that you were hoping for
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goes up in flames as your weekend becomes
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a two-day physical and emotional obstacle course
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that leaves you exhausted.
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- But, if you make it till Monday, you get
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five days of work to recharge until the next weekend.
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You thought we forgot you?
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Well, we did.
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- Okay, last item.
We’re almost done, Marla?
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- You’re almost done. I work late on Fridays
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and start early on Mondays.
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Okay. So, the canned bananas,
they arrive in three weeks.
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- They’re not just "canned bananas," James.
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They’re "Cananas," a Baggie’s Buys exclusive.
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Put some respect on it.
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- Well, uh, there’s not enough
room in the warehouse for them,
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so we’re going to have
to stack them
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a little bit higher
than we normally do.
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- Are you willing to accept the danger? The carnage?
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- Can you explain the carnage?
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- A can falling from that height will kill a man
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faster than a Dracohydra fighting a level-one paladin.
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- Can you...continue to explain?
- Accidents are
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the fourth-leading cause of death in this country.
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- They are?
- Especially for kids,
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which have even fewer "hit points."
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- Yes, they are very frail.
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- This morning I hurt Felix’s
shoulder by hugging him.
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- You’ll be back in the office next week?
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That was not meant to sound like a question.
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- Yes, uh, have a good weekend!
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- I’ll be here till mid--
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- Hey! Okay, that’s
...hot coffee.
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- ...but if I have
to use labels,
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I would say my socials
are my actual work,
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my job keeps me grounded,
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and my passion
is espresso-making.
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- So, is that a "yes, we do
have enough public toilets
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for the World Cup,"
or "no, we do not"?
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- Yes.
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And no, right...?
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- Wow! Look at that,
almost 5:30.
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How ’bout we, uh, take
the weekend to mull this over,
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hit the ground running
on Monday?
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- Yes, love that.
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- Great.
- Hey, any big weekend plans?
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- Yes! Y’know,
laundry, groceries,
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hanging out with my kids,
who I miss.
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- I never see my nephew.
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I should really see him more.
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- You guys close?
- No.
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- Anyway, if I leave now,
I can probably
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get home
in time for dinner, so...
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- Oh! Oh, whoa,
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this is some problematic
positioning on my part.
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You are free to leave.
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Please get some serious R&R
after this grind of a week.
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- Yeah, I’ll make the most
of my 30 minutes in traffic
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before I’m back
on the Mom-clock.
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- Yeah, interesting,
I read this article
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about this new thing
families in Portland are doing,
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where you have kids,
but your life doesn’t change.
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- Hey, can you forward
that article to my nipples?
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- Uh, hundo-P.
- Have a great weekend!
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- Namibougie!
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- I’m a Namibougie!
You’re Namibougie!
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Ow!
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- Namibougie!
- Who’s a Namibougie!?
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- You’re a namibougie!
- You’re a namibougie!
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- We’re all namibougie!
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- Hi!
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Anyone want
to explain to mom what a...
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namibougie is?
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- You had to be there.
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- OK, guys, snack time!
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- Snack time!
- Snack time!
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- Was that shade?
- No, no. You’re cool.
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- What’s a namibougie?
- Mmm...
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- Hello!
- Hi.
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- It’s a stand-in for
"butt burger," which I outlawed.
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- You run a tight ship.
- Mm-hmm.
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- They are getting so funny.
Like, actually funny.
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Felix does this impression of
his teacher now that’s like...
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I tried to take a video
of it, but...
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- Oh, yeah, he still
won’t let us take pictures.
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- Uh, what’s with the rocks?
- Oh...
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That is for Viv’s business!
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- Viv’s starting a business?
- Mm-hmm!
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- She even sorted them
into categories!
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Long, sharp, dark...
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ten dollars...
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- It’s a safe activity.
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- I need to spend
more time with them!
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I, I feel like
I’m missing everything!
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Why don’t we
do something together
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as a family this weekend?
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- Felix is going
to Wonderland with Gus’ family.
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They sent me an invoice!
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- Ugh!
- $60 for admission,
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plus $40 for food, gas,
and "incidentals."
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- What is that, like,
wear and tear to their car?
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Their cell phone bill
for the day?
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Let’s cancel!
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Okay? Felix needs
to be with us.
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His own, better,
not-weird family.
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- But that seems like a...
tough sell.
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- He’s going to be fine.
James, we’re his parents.
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We don’t need to "sell" him
on anything.
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Hey...
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What’cha up to?
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- Making a list of cool rides.
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- Love that shirt.
- You bought it.
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- You know what
we should do tomorrow?
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Something fun together
as a family.
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- I’m gonna be riding on
rollercoasters all day.
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Nothing beats that.
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- I’m here!
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- Okay, but Felix,
would you rather
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go to Wonderland
with Gus and his parents, or...
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Or!
- Mmm.
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- Be part of a big family
adventure,
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with us, together,
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that may not be as exciting
as Wonderland,
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but will be more special.
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- Yay!
- Eh! She knows it.
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- What’s the adventure?
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- Big adventure to...
be determined.
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- Mm, the word "adventure"
is doing
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a lot of the heavy
lifting here.
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- Family meeting!
Let’s make it cozy!
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Hey!
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- Alright, I did some
power-researching
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while we were getting changed,
and...ta-dah!
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- Ta-dah!
- What?!
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- Ta-dah!
- Three "ta-dahs"?
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- Move over, Wonderland.
New adventure in town.
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- Are those ponies?!
- Yes.
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They’re ponies,
and we can ride them!
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And then, look, they also
take you on a scenic trail!
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- So a small pony,
so if you fall off...
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don’t, don’t fall off.
- Ponies are real?
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- Yes, Wonder girl,
you’re thinking of unicorns.
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- Unicorns are real.
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They live in Australia
and they eat snakes.
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- Yep, like spaghetti.
- Yep.
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- Imagine all of us
in the woods on ponies,
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riding through
like a cowboy family.
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- Ponies!
- What do you think, Felix?
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Alright...
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It’s fine.
Sorry, I’m just...
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I’m forcing it, because I
haven’t seen you all week.
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Honestly, I don’t want anyone to
do anything they don’t wanna do.
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- I want to ride the ponies.
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- I think she’s talking
about your brother.
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- We’ll do something
together soon.
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- I wanna go.
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- You wanna go
on the pony-ride?
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Oh my god, really?
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- Yeah! It sounds really fun.
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- Ponies!
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- Felix! Ah...
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This is gonna be an amazing...
cherished family memory.
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No pressure!
Thank you! Thank you...
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Y’know, I really think
that this could be, like...
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our thing! Y’know?
Saturday: family adventures.
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- Yeah, we can become
one of those families
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who, like,
their whole identity is
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"they go hiking."
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- Yes.
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- Not much in the way of snacks,
kinda... out of everything.
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- Okay, we’ll go grocery
shopping tomorrow.
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- Okay...
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- Can I invite Gus
to the pony ride?
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- I don’t think Gus is going
to be passing up Wonderland
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to ride a bunch of ponies,
buddy.
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- Also, this is kind of an us...
family thing. Right?
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- Besides, rollercoasters
can be dangerous.
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- James, anything
can be dangerous.
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- Yeah, a kid at my school
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got a concussion
at recess yesterday.
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- See?
- What was he doing?
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- Playing.
- [James gasps]
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- Alright, Andrew’s
nap-window is closing,
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so let’s uh,
hit the road, let’s go!
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- Leaving the house with a baby can be challenging.
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- Alright, guys, c’mon,
let’s do it!
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- And risky-- - James!
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- What? Their skulls are soft!
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Outside is where the skull-danger is.
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- I gotta tie my shoe...
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- What I’m talking about is
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scheduling around feedings and naps.
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It’s a delicate dance, and it takes months to find a groove.
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- You have to line up everything just right,
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because if you don’t... - You’re far from home
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with a fussy namibougie baby on your hands.
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- Nope, that’s not-- - Really?
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- Not, no, you didn’t use it right.
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You really had to be there.
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- I wanna play with them!
- Go on!
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- James?
- C’mere! Huh...?
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- Move, move, move!
- Yes, uh huh...
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I’m gonna just do
one more thing,
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watch out for
your little fingies...
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And...oh!
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And what about my fingies?
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There we go, there we go.
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Coming, coming, coming!
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- This seems very...
wholesome and peaceful.
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Andrew agrees.
245
00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:04,958
- See? Told you this place
would kick ass.
246
00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:06,750
Kids’ll probably tell me
they love me because of it.
247
00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:09,041
Unless they’re,
unless they’re namibougies!
248
00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:10,625
- You’re not
using that word right.
249
00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:12,083
- Shh! Let’s just stay
positive.
250
00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:13,791
- You kids here
for the pony trail?
251
00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:15,291
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
252
00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:17,083
- Yeah, look at that!
253
00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:19,333
- We’re kind of an outdoorsy
family, so...
254
00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:20,750
- Yeah...
- No rides today, I’m afraid.
255
00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:22,125
- What?!
- What?!
256
00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:23,708
- C’mon!
- One of the ponies
257
00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:26,166
got into a bag of
coffee beans yesterday.
258
00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,625
- Ahhh, and that makes him...
- What...?
259
00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:30,208
Whoa, so productive...?
260
00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:32,708
- No. Makes ’em mean.
261
00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:35,083
She bit a child
right in the armpit.
262
00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,666
- In the armpit?
263
00:09:37,666 --> 00:09:39,666
- What about the other ponies?
264
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:42,041
Can we ride some
of the not-bitey ones?
265
00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,750
Oh, no, if one pony
gets vicious,
266
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,291
we have to shut down
the whole operation
267
00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:49,041
and wait for Animal Control
to investigate.
268
00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:50,708
Oh, their rules, not mine.
269
00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:52,583
- Sorry kids, the ponies
are having a bad day.
270
00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:53,791
- This sucks!
271
00:09:53,791 --> 00:09:55,416
- This super sucks!
272
00:09:55,416 --> 00:09:57,333
Hold on, there’s
still a trail, right?
273
00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:00,375
- Oh, yes!
80 acres to hike on!
274
00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:02,000
- Okay!
- Okay, wow, 80 acres...
275
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,750
What is, that seems,
how big is that?
276
00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,666
- Roughly 32 hectares,
277
00:10:05,666 --> 00:10:09,125
and just shy of
390,000 square yards.
278
00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:10,416
- Very helpful, thank you.
279
00:10:10,416 --> 00:10:12,291
- Great!
Kids, ready to hike?
280
00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:15,125
- I don’t want to use my legs,
I want pony legs!
281
00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:17,000
- I wanna go to Wonderland!
282
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,625
- Guys, c’mon, we only have
a couple days together.
283
00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:19,916
Let’s try to make
the most of this.
284
00:10:19,916 --> 00:10:21,333
- Fine...
- Okay, kids.
285
00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,875
And you, let’s go, let’s go.
286
00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:24,500
- Right this way!
- Okay, thank you!
287
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,833
- There you go.
288
00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:28,541
- This is
a true adventure, guys.
289
00:10:28,541 --> 00:10:30,208
Totally unpredictable.
290
00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:31,250
Very exciting.
291
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:43,458
Guys, in a way,
a family hike is even better.
292
00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:45,958
- Not better.
- C’mon guys, let’s have fun!
293
00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:48,750
And also let’s be safe
and protect our heads!
294
00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:51,458
- If there’s no ponies,
then why are we still here?
295
00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:54,625
- To hang out! C’mon! The five
of us, the wilderness!
296
00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,291
It sounds like a recipe
for a super-fun day today.
297
00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:57,958
- Mm-hmm!
298
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,875
- Here, how ’bout this?
Want some snacks?
299
00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:01,416
- Oh!
- Yes!
300
00:11:01,416 --> 00:11:04,625
- Yeah!
- Yes!
301
00:11:04,625 --> 00:11:06,541
- We need to stop bribing them
with granola bars.
302
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,000
- Correct, those were
our last ones.
303
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000
- Oh my, we need
to grocery shop.
304
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,625
- Look, I know it’s
disappointing
305
00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:13,250
to replace rollercoasters
with ponies--
306
00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,083
- Yes, and then replace
the ponies with a walk.
307
00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:16,625
- But we can still have
a wonderful,
308
00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:18,333
magical day as a family.
309
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,875
- Especially for me
who needs it the most.
310
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,333
If we can just...
311
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,333
get their heads
in the right... mindset!
312
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,500
- Yes!
Let’s rally them troops!
313
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,041
Pew pew!
314
00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:37,041
- Hey, Viv!
315
00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:39,291
How was your week?
I feel like I barely saw you.
316
00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:41,375
I’m tired!
317
00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:43,500
- Yeah, that’s part of
why we’re doing this.
318
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,833
I don’t think a 6-year-old
should be tired after walking...
319
00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:48,791
30 meters.
320
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:51,333
Did you see all the cool rocks
they have around here?
321
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:54,291
Look at this, isn’t that cool?
- It’s so cool...!
322
00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:56,500
- Y’know, if I were
a young entrepreneur
323
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,125
looking to start a small,
rock-based business,
324
00:11:58,125 --> 00:11:59,750
I would be all over this.
- Ooh!
325
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:02,416
This’ll sell big at Christmas!
326
00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:04,333
- Viv, maybe we could start
a business together.
327
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,541
- I can’t start
another business.
328
00:12:06,541 --> 00:12:08,916
My rock business
is my whole life!
329
00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:11,166
- Of course, I respect that.
330
00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:13,500
- I need to put these
in your bag.
331
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,875
- Uh, my bag’s
already kinda heavy.
332
00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:18,250
- Pretty, pretty please
with a cherry on top?
333
00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:20,958
- Alright.
334
00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:24,583
- Yes!
335
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:33,000
- Quite a gait, my man.
Really stomping in that dirt.
336
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,583
- Mom tricked me!
337
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,166
I didn’t wanna come!
338
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:37,833
- I don’t think
anybody tricked ya, pal.
339
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:40,208
You wanted to go
to Wonderland, but then...
340
00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,083
you saw how excited mom would be
if she rode ponies with you,
341
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:43,708
and so you wanted
to make her happy.
342
00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:45,958
And then you
immediately regretted it.
343
00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:47,750
- Yes!
- Yeah!
344
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,708
Congratulations, you made
a difficult decision!
345
00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:51,833
You sacrificed your own pleasure
for the sake of your family.
346
00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,166
And that makes you a good guy.
347
00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:55,000
- But it’s not what I want!
348
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,791
- Mm! That’s called
"good guy’s remorse."
349
00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:59,625
All the good guys have it.
Every superhero,
350
00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,166
when they are suiting up
to go fight bad guys,
351
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:04,000
they’re like,
"Why am I doing this?
352
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,250
I would rather be watching TV
and eating a pizza."
353
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,833
- So why don’t they?
- ’Cause that...
354
00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:12,250
is what makes them heroes. Also,
nobody would watch a movie
355
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,083
where Batman ordered a pizza.
356
00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,916
- You don’t even let me
watch Batman movies.
357
00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:18,500
-They’re really not for kids.
358
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,083
- This is not fair!
359
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:21,708
Nothing’s ever fair
in this life!
360
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,125
- Yup, yup, yup...
361
00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:34,083
- Look at this!
[gasps]
362
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:37,375
- I think I can feel
Andrew having a dream.
363
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:38,708
Is that what it feels like
to be pregnant?
364
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,250
- No. You’ll never understand.
365
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,541
Look at this.
366
00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:43,583
Isn’t this beautiful?
367
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:44,958
Kids, get over here!
368
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:48,958
- Wow! Cool!
- Wow! Cool!
369
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,250
- Can we go in the water?
- No! No, you keep away.
370
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,750
We don’t know how deep
it is, or...
371
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,666
what kind of snakes
are in there.
372
00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:57,000
- Is that a frog over there?
373
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,916
- C’mon, let’s go
catch it, Felix!
374
00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:01,500
- Alright, this is where
we turn the Pony-fail
375
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,041
into a cherished family memory.
Here we go, it’s happening.
376
00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:05,958
- Putting a lot of
pressure on this frog.
377
00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:07,250
Hey, oh, careful guys!
Don’t get close to the edge.
378
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:08,666
- James. Enough.
- Watch out.
379
00:14:08,666 --> 00:14:10,875
- Hey! Don’t take my picture!
380
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:12,500
- It’s only for me and Daddy,
I’m not going to show anyone.
381
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,125
- C’mon! Delete it!
382
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:15,708
- Okay, you wanna see
the picture, pal?
383
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:17,708
Here, let, we’ll show you...
- No!
384
00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:20,208
I don’t care! You’re trying
to make me feel remorse!
385
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:21,375
Can you delete it?
386
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,041
- Yes, Felix.
387
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:24,458
There you go. It’s deleted.
388
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:25,958
- Prove it.
389
00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:27,333
Come on.
390
00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:34,750
-There you go.
391
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,416
Gone forever. You happy?
392
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:40,833
- Felix? I think
the frog peed on me.
393
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:47,166
There’s another one
over there!
394
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:48,875
Okay, guys, let’s go!
Hey...
395
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:52,875
Y’okay?
396
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,708
- No, I’m not okay.
397
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:57,208
He called my stupid bluff.
- Yeah...
398
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,583
I did like the way he did that.
399
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:00,833
- It was cool.
- Mm-hmm.
400
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,208
- He got me good.
- Yeah.
401
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,750
- I’m trying to make up
for lost time,
402
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,625
but it’s really hard now
403
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:10,333
because they don’t just do
what we want them to do.
404
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:12,500
- Mmm, you may be forcing it...
a little bit.
405
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,458
- Felix is a full on ’tween.
Soon, he’s not gonna
406
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:16,500
wanna hang out with us
unless we force it.
407
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,583
- I’ve never understood
what "tween" meant.
408
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,208
- It’s like...
409
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,083
still scared of the dark,
but now has B.O.
410
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,416
- Mmm, yes. I get it.
I get that--
411
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:26,083
Hey! Careful!
412
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,291
Well, look,
we’ve seen some hectares.
413
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:30,375
No one got killed by a falling
branch, or got poison ivy.
414
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,208
Why don’t we cut our losses,
go home,
415
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,500
and connect over some momos
from Tibetan Kitchen?
416
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,666
- Gotcha! Tag! You’re it!
417
00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:38,125
- Oh!
- Oh!
418
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:39,833
Somebody’s awake!
419
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,166
Hello...
420
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,083
Quick recap for you,
421
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,500
we’re somewhere in the forest
and nobody likes it.
422
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,541
- Gotcha!
423
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:50,500
- Andrew’s up,
we’re heading home!
424
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,166
Just need to find the...
425
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,333
nearest exit...
426
00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:55,708
of this forest.
427
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:57,791
- Good!
- No!
428
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,791
- I think if we,
if we cut through there,
429
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:02,166
that’s the fastest way...
- Oh...
430
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,000
- Or, we just go back
the way we came.
431
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,833
- Well, but, we made
a lot of turns...
432
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,375
when we came in here.
I don’t know.
433
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,791
I don’t know
if I remember the turns.
434
00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:10,125
Do you remember the turns?
- No...
435
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,375
- Umm...
436
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,208
- I think we should go...
437
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,583
that way.
438
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,708
Well that’s... definitely
the wrong direction.
439
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,416
- It looks fun to me!
440
00:16:20,416 --> 00:16:22,000
- I’m with Viv!
441
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,708
Let’s keep going.
442
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:25,208
- Yay for girls!
- Girls!
443
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:27,166
- What? No! Let’s go home!
444
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:28,750
- Y’know what, Felix?
It’s gonna be fine.
445
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,875
All these paths,
they lead to a main path.
446
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,458
Probably.
That takes us home...
447
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,416
Eventually. I think.
448
00:16:34,416 --> 00:16:36,291
- Guys, it’s fun!
It’s like a family adventure.
449
00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:37,791
Andrew’s fine.
He just needs a bottle.
450
00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:40,416
- Yeah, yeah.
Just needs a bottle.
451
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,041
- It’s okay, buddy.
- Oh my god.
452
00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:45,625
- It’s okay...
Why are there rocks
453
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:48,250
when there should be formula
and bottles that we packed?
454
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,041
- Viv, did you just leave
the bottles?
455
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:52,291
- I had to make room.
456
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:53,875
- Okay, that’s it,
family adventure over.
457
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,166
We have to go back to the farm.
458
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,958
- Okay...should I...
459
00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:58,000
scream for help?
460
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,750
- Mommy? Daddy?
461
00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,666
- Oh my god!
462
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:08,416
- Okay, Felix?
Step away from the...
463
00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:10,083
We don’t know if that horse
has had coffee, okay...?
464
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,291
- Okay, Felix...?
465
00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:17,750
- I’ll use my karate
if it attacks...
466
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,041
- What do we do?
Do we run?
467
00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:20,041
Are we supposed to run?!
468
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,291
- It’s alright.
469
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,708
- Felix, no! Do not approach!
470
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,416
Felix!
- Don’t be afraid...
471
00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:25,916
- She could bite you!
- Wait, wait, wait...
472
00:17:25,916 --> 00:17:27,083
I think he’s got it...
473
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,333
- Don’t be afraid...
474
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:33,416
I think it’s okay.
475
00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:35,250
The lady said
the bitey pony was a girl.
476
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,291
This is a boy.
477
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,333
Yep.
478
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,458
- Hey, boy...
479
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,750
wanna smell my hand?
480
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:43,750
I’m nice!
481
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,000
Don’t be scared.
482
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,708
That’s it, boy!
483
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:52,500
You’re a nice pony,
aren’t ya, fella?
484
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,416
Maybe he can help us?
485
00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:55,916
- He doesn’t speak English...
- How would he...
486
00:17:55,916 --> 00:17:57,000
- ...so I don’t...
- ...understand?
487
00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:05,166
- Hey! That’s the bottles
and the food!
488
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,708
The pony found them!
489
00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:08,166
- Is this really happening?
490
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:09,916
- I don’t, I don’t...
491
00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:12,833
- Yeah! That’s where
I found my amazing rock!
492
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,541
- Thanks, pony!
493
00:18:16,541 --> 00:18:18,166
He’s really smart!
494
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,416
- What should we name him?
495
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:24,750
- Namibougie.
496
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,250
- Very good.
- Nailed it. Nailed it.
497
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:32,791
- Maybe Namibougie
can show us the way back!
498
00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:36,916
Namibougie, can you show us
the way back to the farm?
499
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:46,208
- What is happening?
- Whoa!
500
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:52,291
- This is the best!
501
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:54,666
Viv, I think he understands us.
502
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,250
- I think so, too.
503
00:18:57,541 --> 00:19:00,791
- [chuckles]
Pretty good.
504
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,958
Aw, thank you so much, Bonnie!
505
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:04,333
- Thank you, Bonnie!
506
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,916
- Thank you!
507
00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:07,583
- Finally got that picture!
508
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,666
- Aww, and it’s a framer!
- Mm-hmm!
509
00:19:09,666 --> 00:19:11,875
- I wish they let us
keep Namibougie.
510
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,583
He’s gonna miss us.
511
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:16,541
- Yeah. Well maybe
we’ll get to come visit.
512
00:19:16,541 --> 00:19:18,583
- Felix, thank you so much
for being in the picture.
513
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:21,125
- This was the best day
of my life!
514
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,583
- Really? You’re not still sad
515
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:24,333
that you missed
Wonderland with Gus?
516
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,875
- No way!
517
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,958
I tamed my own pony!
518
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,250
I can tame animals!
519
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:32,416
- C’mon guys!
520
00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:33,750
- Mommy, come!
- Okay!
521
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,166
- Tag, you’re it!
522
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:37,958
- Boop, you’re it!
523
00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:39,833
JAMES: Weekends are a little bitty space
524
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,583
where you try to cram in all your living.
525
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,333
ASTRID : Sometimes that means laundry
526
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:45,291
or karate lessons, sometimes it means
527
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:47,041
lighting up a birthday boy on a laser-tag court.
528
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:48,666
- You’re the only parent that plays!
529
00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:50,791
- But once your kids are in school,
530
00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:53,625
weekends are the only time you can be together all day.
531
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,416
- And maybe those days don’t always work out,
532
00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:57,166
like when we drove two-hours to a corn maze
533
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,458
we solved in, like, three minutes.
534
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,500
- But sometimes, you go out,
535
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,416
and you experience something that you’ll end up
536
00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:04,500
talking about together the rest of your life.
537
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,250
- What’re we gonna do
about dinner?
538
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,916
- Popcorn. We don’t
have any groceries.
539
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:08,958
- Mmm.
540
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:14,791
- C’mon, kids!
541
00:20:14,791 --> 00:20:15,833
- Coming!
542
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:24,875
Viv’s rock business
is a real hit with Viv.
543
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,625
- Yeah, she knows
her clientele very well.
544
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,500
- That’s why the laundry basket
was so heavy.
545
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,250
I thought she put the fire
extinguisher in it again.
546
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,916
- Oh! Found something
that’s not a rock!
547
00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:34,833
And it’s trash.
- Y’know, just one time
548
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,291
I would love to find something
lovely in their pockets,
549
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:39,375
like a note saying "thank you
for doing our laundry."
550
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:41,291
Or, or a jewel.
551
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:43,416
- I’d actually be fine
with finding nothing at all.
552
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,125
- Ooh. A battery!
553
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:46,125
Useful pile.
554
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:47,833
Hey!
555
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,250
Really good haul
for the useful pile.
556
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,125
Not bad, not bad.
557
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,916
♪ I love my kids
But kids ruin everything ♪
558
00:20:54,916 --> 00:20:56,958
♪ Kids ruin everything ♪
559
00:20:56,958 --> 00:20:59,500
♪ I love my kids
But kids ruin everything ♪
560
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,583
♪ No more sleeping in ♪
561
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:07,125
♪ I got kids in my face ♪
562
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:09,958
♪ I never knew but now I see ♪
563
00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:13,791
♪ That children
ruin everything ♪
564
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,708
♪ I never knew but now I see ♪
565
00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:23,416
♪ I really hate this sh... ♪
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