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give it to me straight virginal bride or

give it to me straight virginal bride or
[\h__\h] and white he's so much

feel sick you get nervous your last year

feel sick you get nervous your last year
when Jesse and I broke up for a couple

when Jesse and I broke up for a couple

when Jesse and I broke up for a couple
of weeks and I thought she spent those

of weeks and I thought she spent those

of weeks and I thought she spent those
two weeks in bed sad and depressed

two weeks in bed sad and depressed

two weeks in bed sad and depressed
yeah this morning she tells me out of

yeah this morning she tells me out of

yeah this morning she tells me out of
the blue that she spent one of those

the blue that she spent one of those

the blue that she spent one of those
weeks in bed with Jake me what do you do

weeks in bed with Jake me what do you do

weeks in bed with Jake me what do you do
nothing good that's that's good so

nothing good that's that's good so

nothing good that's that's good so
what's wrong she slept with Jake Lee she

what's wrong she slept with Jake Lee she

what's wrong she slept with Jake Lee she
slept with him for like a week how am I

slept with him for like a week how am I

slept with him for like a week how am I
supposed to live with that what if all

supposed to live with that what if all

supposed to live with that what if all
this just a mistake

this just a mistake

this just a mistake
oh come on you would have known that by

oh come on you would have known that by

oh come on you would have known that by
now am I overreacting yes you are

now am I overreacting yes you are

now am I overreacting yes you are
why man it's not like she actually

why man it's not like she actually

why man it's not like she actually
cheated I mean you know you had broken

cheated I mean you know you had broken

cheated I mean you know you had broken
up what would you do I'd be happy man I

up what would you do I'd be happy man I

up what would you do I'd be happy man I
mean it's Jesse

mean it's Jesse

mean it's Jesse
everyone you know wants Jesse what do

everyone you know wants Jesse what do

everyone you know wants Jesse what do
you mean by that I didn't I didn't I'm

you mean by that I didn't I didn't I'm

you mean by that I didn't I didn't I'm
mmm that didn't mean it like that I just

mmm that didn't mean it like that I just

mmm that didn't mean it like that I just
uh look you wanted this right so pull

uh look you wanted this right so pull

uh look you wanted this right so pull
yourself together go out there and get

yourself together go out there and get

yourself together go out there and get
married

married

married
[Music]

mr. Allen caught me reminiscing memories

mr. Allen caught me reminiscing memories
here buy you drink oh I'd love to Frank

here buy you drink oh I'd love to Frank

here buy you drink oh I'd love to Frank
but uh I'm kind of I'm um I'm in a bit

but uh I'm kind of I'm um I'm in a bit

but uh I'm kind of I'm um I'm in a bit
of a rush I insist

of a rush I insist

of a rush I insist
after all it is the traditional function

after all it is the traditional function

after all it is the traditional function
of the plot of the bride what is keeping

of the plot of the bride what is keeping

of the plot of the bride what is keeping
the groom away from back exits no I was

the groom away from back exits no I was

the groom away from back exits no I was
just gonna go outside get some air your

just gonna go outside get some air your

just gonna go outside get some air your
best tequila on the rocks

best tequila on the rocks

best tequila on the rocks
it's tequila boy uh none for me thanks

it's tequila boy uh none for me thanks

it's tequila boy uh none for me thanks
that's great

that's great

that's great
you love a double you know I realized

you love a double you know I realized

you love a double you know I realized
that you don't know me very well in you

that you don't know me very well in you

that you don't know me very well in you
Jesse down at school my wife and I have

Jesse down at school my wife and I have

Jesse down at school my wife and I have
here but Russell you can talk to me

here but Russell you can talk to me

here but Russell you can talk to me
really to talk about Sir doubts no no no

really to talk about Sir doubts no no no

really to talk about Sir doubts no no no
doubts down in my mind then so will lead

doubts down in my mind then so will lead

doubts down in my mind then so will lead
out free I'm doubtless I'll tell you

out free I'm doubtless I'll tell you

out free I'm doubtless I'll tell you
what why don't we make a little list

what why don't we make a little list

what why don't we make a little list
shall we let's start with number one

shall we let's start with number one

shall we let's start with number one
none no I promise none number one is no

none no I promise none number one is no

none no I promise none number one is no
oh come on we can do better than that

oh come on we can do better than that

oh come on we can do better than that
what about that thing Jake Lee she told

what about that thing Jake Lee she told

what about that thing Jake Lee she told
you that two weeks last year - a week

you that two weeks last year - a week

you that two weeks last year - a week
she told me a week one - most of Lent

she told me a week one - most of Lent

she told me a week one - most of Lent
that's hardly the point that's not why

that's hardly the point that's not why

that's hardly the point that's not why
you're eyeing the exit Jake Lee's an

you're eyeing the exit Jake Lee's an

you're eyeing the exit Jake Lee's an
excuse tell me something you had do you

excuse tell me something you had do you

excuse tell me something you had do you
love her

yeah of course I do but maybe just maybe

yeah of course I do but maybe just maybe
you're wondering why it isn't pure and

you're wondering why it isn't pure and

you're wondering why it isn't pure and
constant while of these ups and downs

constant while of these ups and downs

constant while of these ups and downs
conviction and doubt how could something

conviction and doubt how could something

conviction and doubt how could something
that feels so right one moment make you

that feels so right one moment make you

that feels so right one moment make you
so queasy the next relax life is a mess

so queasy the next relax life is a mess

so queasy the next relax life is a mess
all you have to do is choose to love her

all you have to do is choose to love her

all you have to do is choose to love her
the best way that you know how you know

the best way that you know how you know

the best way that you know how you know
I've really got you out of here um thank

I've really got you out of here um thank

I've really got you out of here um thank
you for the advice and limit rate you

you for the advice and limit rate you

you for the advice and limit rate you
know I've had a marriage of ups and

know I've had a marriage of ups and

know I've had a marriage of ups and
downs Oh

downs Oh

downs Oh
dazzling extremes perhaps you've never

dazzling extremes perhaps you've never

dazzling extremes perhaps you've never
heard the full account frankly Frank

heard the full account frankly Frank

heard the full account frankly Frank
another time maybe Christmas not really

another time maybe Christmas not really

another time maybe Christmas not really
Christmas story tell you what one says

Christmas story tell you what one says

Christmas story tell you what one says
walk and the other says talk pick one

walk and the other says talk pick one

walk and the other says talk pick one
you choose pick the one that says walk

you choose pick the one that says walk

you choose pick the one that says walk
and you'll be free of me pick the one

and you'll be free of me pick the one

and you'll be free of me pick the one
that says talk and you're kidding right

you know I get to feel like sometimes

you know I get to feel like sometimes
mr. Allen that you don't like me very

mr. Allen that you don't like me very

mr. Allen that you don't like me very
much I like Jake meanie but my daughter

much I like Jake meanie but my daughter

much I like Jake meanie but my daughter
loves you which means that you have a

loves you which means that you have a

loves you which means that you have a
great capacity to hurt her and you've

great capacity to hurt her and you've

great capacity to hurt her and you've
never done a damn thing to prove to me

never done a damn thing to prove to me

never done a damn thing to prove to me
that someday you won't like I said my

that someday you won't like I said my

that someday you won't like I said my
marriage has been one of extremes

marriage has been one of extremes

marriage has been one of extremes
certainty in doubt deceit and truth when

certainty in doubt deceit and truth when

certainty in doubt deceit and truth when
it started with truth that started right

it started with truth that started right

it started with truth that started right
here in this hotel in this very room

[Music]

[Music]
hey hey you don't good resolutions huh

hey hey you don't good resolutions huh

hey hey you don't good resolutions huh
yeah I always make mine on December 29

yeah I always make mine on December 29

yeah I always make mine on December 29
that way I'm only have 48 hours to feel

that way I'm only have 48 hours to feel

that way I'm only have 48 hours to feel
bummed about not keeping it Cheers

hey have you seen Susan yet uh she's

hey have you seen Susan yet uh she's
always late have you seen her lately no

always late have you seen her lately no

always late have you seen her lately no
no not since Teddy's party last week

no not since Teddy's party last week

no not since Teddy's party last week
Teddy a tea party she there with anyone

Teddy a tea party she there with anyone

Teddy a tea party she there with anyone
or no not really um which is it not or

or no not really um which is it not or

or no not really um which is it not or
uh really like to say

careful Frank she leave nothing which

careful Frank she leave nothing which
amounts

all right 95% of riders get injured in

all right 95% of riders get injured in
the first six months of those riders

the first six months of those riders

the first six months of those riders
seriously injured but it actually gets

seriously injured but it actually gets

seriously injured but it actually gets
better than that

better than that

better than that
you know what doctors call riders that

you know what doctors call riders that

you know what doctors call riders that
don't wear a helmet l sexy organ donors

don't wear a helmet l sexy organ donors

don't wear a helmet l sexy organ donors
organ donors yeah just promise me that

organ donors yeah just promise me that

organ donors yeah just promise me that
you'll always burn okay somebody take

you'll always burn okay somebody take

you'll always burn okay somebody take
the pole out of his ass and even better

the pole out of his ass and even better

the pole out of his ass and even better
when I think that does anyone want to

when I think that does anyone want to

when I think that does anyone want to
hear it okay so um I resolve to find a

hear it okay so um I resolve to find a

hear it okay so um I resolve to find a
husband oh yeah I'm afraid so it's true

husband oh yeah I'm afraid so it's true

husband oh yeah I'm afraid so it's true
and um so I've decided to pick from my

and um so I've decided to pick from my

and um so I've decided to pick from my
friends you know I don't want to marry a

friends you know I don't want to marry a

friends you know I don't want to marry a
stranger or anything so I'm who wants to

stranger or anything so I'm who wants to

stranger or anything so I'm who wants to
be my husband I didn't

oh god how I ever choose my size Oh

oh god how I ever choose my size Oh
slice of what exactly whatever pleases

slice of what exactly whatever pleases

slice of what exactly whatever pleases
you the most

you the most

you the most
I don't like guesswork maybe any

I don't like guesswork maybe any

I don't like guesswork maybe any
guesswork involved in there could be

guesswork involved in there could be

guesswork involved in there could be
more revealing a better man best

more revealing a better man best

more revealing a better man best
nickname for your dick comes my

nickname for your dick comes my

nickname for your dick comes my
husband's right okay so his first mom

husband's right okay so his first mom

husband's right okay so his first mom
and what do you got for me

and what do you got for me

and what do you got for me
come on baby him mastered the universe

come on baby him mastered the universe

come on baby him mastered the universe
defender of our galaxy

God oh my dears Oh what I asked my

God oh my dears Oh what I asked my
tongue God whatever okay Frank truth

tongue God whatever okay Frank truth

tongue God whatever okay Frank truth
yeah come on spit it out that's that's

yeah come on spit it out that's that's

yeah come on spit it out that's that's
what I call it truth

[Applause]

[Applause]
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
this was gonna be

this was gonna be

this was gonna be
[Applause]

daughter certainly whatever is that are

daughter certainly whatever is that are
killing to give a good speech

I wish I was your best friend I divorced

I wish I was your best friend I divorced
her divorce a friend why not

her divorce a friend why not

her divorce a friend why not
because divorce is for married people

because divorce is for married people

because divorce is for married people
that's okay as long as it's a check it's

that's okay as long as it's a check it's

that's okay as long as it's a check it's
a killer come on oh that's good dog

a killer come on oh that's good dog

a killer come on oh that's good dog
mommy

don't forget to return the movies movies

don't forget to return the movies movies
mm-hmm no no no no no I can't would you

mm-hmm no no no no no I can't would you

mm-hmm no no no no no I can't would you
um do it if it was on that list give me

um do it if it was on that list give me

um do it if it was on that list give me
a pen you know I don't have time pair of

a pen you know I don't have time pair of

a pen you know I don't have time pair of
time I can't believe you the fairy so

time I can't believe you the fairy so

time I can't believe you the fairy so
what time you have to leave the house 18

what time you have to leave the house 18

what time you have to leave the house 18
after 18 after is is not a time it's a

after 18 after is is not a time it's a

after 18 after is is not a time it's a
symptom it's like a twitch we used to

symptom it's like a twitch we used to

symptom it's like a twitch we used to
find it adorable

find it adorable

find it adorable
yeah well I used to pound game for

yeah well I used to pound game for

yeah well I used to pound game for
monsters

monsters

monsters
anyway

you didn't I did oh no you didn't just

you didn't I did oh no you didn't just
set it the wrong way sure you'll be fine

hey it's buddy is Frank there I might be

hey it's buddy is Frank there I might be
late Frank I don't think that's possible

late Frank I don't think that's possible

late Frank I don't think that's possible
don't drag him into anything unsavory

don't drag him into anything unsavory

don't drag him into anything unsavory
tonight what do you consider unsavory

tonight what do you consider unsavory

tonight what do you consider unsavory
anything that might mean to a rash are

anything that might mean to a rash are

anything that might mean to a rash are
you weary buddy come on I'm naked buddy

you weary buddy come on I'm naked buddy

you weary buddy come on I'm naked buddy
thank you

please please please please no no right

please please please please no no right
here please please hey congratulations

here please please hey congratulations

here please please hey congratulations
with the first one on the next ball look

with the first one on the next ball look

with the first one on the next ball look
sir please I'm begging you right now

sir please I'm begging you right now

sir please I'm begging you right now
there's plenty of room on the ferry for

there's plenty of room on the ferry for

there's plenty of room on the ferry for
one more cards let me drive it on please

one more cards let me drive it on please

one more cards let me drive it on please
I'll break up a speech my wife the

I'll break up a speech my wife the

I'll break up a speech my wife the
movies just next boat leaves an hour

movies just next boat leaves an hour

movies just next boat leaves an hour
this boat leaves at 8 o'clock oh look at

this boat leaves at 8 o'clock oh look at

this boat leaves at 8 o'clock oh look at
that it's 8 o'clock Expo Pal schedule

that it's 8 o'clock Expo Pal schedule

that it's 8 o'clock Expo Pal schedule
for keep you know the relationship

for keep you know the relationship

for keep you know the relationship
between time and you is always one of

between time and you is always one of

between time and you is always one of
Master and slave list making it is your

Master and slave list making it is your

Master and slave list making it is your
anchor your Harbor and the storm of life

anchor your Harbor and the storm of life

anchor your Harbor and the storm of life
start each morning with your wish for

start each morning with your wish for

start each morning with your wish for
the day and then move right on into your

the day and then move right on into your

the day and then move right on into your
daily goal list and remember to keep

daily goal list and remember to keep

daily goal list and remember to keep
them in behavioral terms and to be

them in behavioral terms and to be

them in behavioral terms and to be
specific why because a specific list

specific why because a specific list

specific why because a specific list
he's a happy list mm-hmm and don't

he's a happy list mm-hmm and don't

he's a happy list mm-hmm and don't
forget it's it's chaos out there and we

forget it's it's chaos out there and we

forget it's it's chaos out there and we
conquer that by taking control setting

conquer that by taking control setting

conquer that by taking control setting
priorities life cannot be based on whim

priorities life cannot be based on whim

priorities life cannot be based on whim
those who fail to control whim are

those who fail to control whim are

those who fail to control whim are
destined to be controlled by it thank

destined to be controlled by it thank

destined to be controlled by it thank
you

you

you
[Applause]

Hey back in the city

Hey back in the city
get the seem an excellent talk by the

get the seem an excellent talk by the

get the seem an excellent talk by the
way that was truly inspirational iSight

way that was truly inspirational iSight

way that was truly inspirational iSight
come in yeah

come in yeah

come in yeah
well man wasn't through busting my ass

well man wasn't through busting my ass

well man wasn't through busting my ass
for being late on the Bethlem job give

for being late on the Bethlem job give

for being late on the Bethlem job give
any idea how many windows are in a

any idea how many windows are in a

any idea how many windows are in a
building that size I don't know 50

building that size I don't know 50

building that size I don't know 50
something wrong and can't Frank know

something wrong and can't Frank know

something wrong and can't Frank know
what little complicated that's all right

what little complicated that's all right

what little complicated that's all right
that's okay and I like knowing your life

that's okay and I like knowing your life

that's okay and I like knowing your life
isn't totally perfect good let's talk

isn't totally perfect good let's talk

isn't totally perfect good let's talk
today that's a big break for me in a

today that's a big break for me in a

today that's a big break for me in a
corporate lecture circuit right Susan

corporate lecture circuit right Susan

corporate lecture circuit right Susan
Susan she knows how important this is to

Susan she knows how important this is to

Susan she knows how important this is to
me she knows how nervous I get before a

me she knows how nervous I get before a

me she knows how nervous I get before a
talk it she doesn't say anything not a

talk it she doesn't say anything not a

talk it she doesn't say anything not a
word no instead she gets all over me

word no instead she gets all over me

word no instead she gets all over me
about my schedule she sets the clocks

about my schedule she sets the clocks

about my schedule she sets the clocks
forward to give me more time than she

forward to give me more time than she

forward to give me more time than she
gives me last time and I end up missing

gives me last time and I end up missing

gives me last time and I end up missing
the ferry now do you have any idea how

the ferry now do you have any idea how

the ferry now do you have any idea how
embarrassing is to show up late to a

embarrassing is to show up late to a

embarrassing is to show up late to a
lecture on the efficient use of time she

lecture on the efficient use of time she

lecture on the efficient use of time she
she actually set the plug for actually

she actually set the plug for actually

she actually set the plug for actually
set the clock oh man that's good you

set the clock oh man that's good you

set the clock oh man that's good you
know I'm not I'm not I'm not look not

know I'm not I'm not I'm not look not

know I'm not I'm not I'm not look not
everything in their life needs to be

everything in their life needs to be

everything in their life needs to be
ordinal you know if you don't take any

ordinal you know if you don't take any

ordinal you know if you don't take any
chances you never try anything new it's

chances you never try anything new it's

chances you never try anything new it's
not true

not true

not true
I take plenty of chances all right Craig

I take plenty of chances all right Craig

I take plenty of chances all right Craig
that's how those chicks are they want to

that's how those chicks are they want to

that's how those chicks are they want to
go to Rascals in place of blackjack no

go to Rascals in place of blackjack no

go to Rascals in place of blackjack no
sir that's not taking a chance huh

sir that's not taking a chance huh

sir that's not taking a chance huh
because because because everybody knows

because because because everybody knows

because because because everybody knows
that the house advantage for blackjack

that the house advantage for blackjack

that the house advantage for blackjack
is 5.9 percent and that that doesn't

is 5.9 percent and that that doesn't

is 5.9 percent and that that doesn't
make sense

make sense

make sense
when I presented

when I presented

when I presented
I thought we were hanging out we just

I thought we were hanging out we just

I thought we were hanging out we just
did and it was fun but you know if

did and it was fun but you know if

did and it was fun but you know if
you're not gonna take a chance then

you're not gonna take a chance then

you're not gonna take a chance then
there's two of them and one of me I like

there's two of them and one of me I like

there's two of them and one of me I like
those

I was at your lecture today it's not bad

I was at your lecture today it's not bad
thank you my boss forced me to read your

thank you my boss forced me to read your

thank you my boss forced me to read your
book ten five what five-minute

book ten five what five-minute

book ten five what five-minute
efficiency trainer oh great

efficiency trainer oh great

efficiency trainer oh great
bye it totally works I didn't expect

bye it totally works I didn't expect

bye it totally works I didn't expect
that usually my boss is an idiot it was

that usually my boss is an idiot it was

that usually my boss is an idiot it was
amazing I mean I I make lists

amazing I mean I I make lists

amazing I mean I I make lists
he's great they're coated it's [\h__\h]

he's great they're coated it's [\h__\h]

he's great they're coated it's [\h__\h]
Roe Frank Franco nice to meet you would

Roe Frank Franco nice to meet you would

Roe Frank Franco nice to meet you would
you like to try something a little bit

you like to try something a little bit

you like to try something a little bit
different mr. Frank Ellen

you know um yeah yes I would actually

you know um yeah yes I would actually
yeah yep - tangerine ease please you

yeah yep - tangerine ease please you

yeah yep - tangerine ease please you
know you're very brave to be able to

know you're very brave to be able to

know you're very brave to be able to
talk in front of so many people know I

talk in front of so many people know I

talk in front of so many people know I
every night before I give a talk oh I

every night before I give a talk oh I

every night before I give a talk oh I
get this nightmare that I'm giving a

get this nightmare that I'm giving a

get this nightmare that I'm giving a
huge lecture and suddenly I noticed that

huge lecture and suddenly I noticed that

huge lecture and suddenly I noticed that
I'm naked anyway what I'm actually

I'm naked anyway what I'm actually

I'm naked anyway what I'm actually
giving the talk for real I reverse it I

giving the talk for real I reverse it I

giving the talk for real I reverse it I
of course wearing clothes I pretend that

of course wearing clothes I pretend that

of course wearing clothes I pretend that
everyone in the audience is naked that

everyone in the audience is naked that

everyone in the audience is naked that
helps me breathe although after today's

helps me breathe although after today's

helps me breathe although after today's
crowd I may reconsider

[Laughter]

[Laughter]
[Music]

should I ask you a big favor I really

should I ask you a big favor I really
really happen to go tinkle and I have

really happen to go tinkle and I have

really happen to go tinkle and I have
this phobia about public restrooms do

this phobia about public restrooms do

this phobia about public restrooms do
the same phobia would you mind terribly

the same phobia would you mind terribly

the same phobia would you mind terribly
if I use the bathroom in your room

[Music]

[Music]
right yo what's this yeah married going

right yo what's this yeah married going

right yo what's this yeah married going
on eight years now yeah I just won

on eight years now yeah I just won

on eight years now yeah I just won
Jessie she's great we're talking about

Jessie she's great we're talking about

Jessie she's great we're talking about
it very specific

these aren't instant gratification of

these aren't instant gratification of
reason what was that nothing I think I

reason what was that nothing I think I

reason what was that nothing I think I
have no idea love you tomorrow okay all

have no idea love you tomorrow okay all

have no idea love you tomorrow okay all
right okay love you too snake

I don't feel well too late to go

I don't feel well too late to go
anywhere you missed the last very well

anywhere you missed the last very well

anywhere you missed the last very well
that will take forever a waste of time

that will take forever a waste of time

that will take forever a waste of time
yeah remember okay a sense of its me

yeah remember okay a sense of its me

yeah remember okay a sense of its me
flying and doing this call me master

look I'm really really sorry about this

look I'm really really sorry about this
okay

okay

okay
whose room is long him what nothing

whose room is long him what nothing

whose room is long him what nothing
personal jerk

hello hello probably looking for Frank

hello hello probably looking for Frank
he just left on a mission

[Music]

[Music]
I just

hello good day may I speak with mr.

hello good day may I speak with mr.
Allen please do you know where he is

Allen please do you know where he is

Allen please do you know where he is
it's very important no I don't

I'm mrs. Allen mrs. Allen you're in no

I'm mrs. Allen mrs. Allen you're in no
condition to have left the hospital post

condition to have left the hospital post

condition to have left the hospital post
childbirth can be a very serious

childbirth can be a very serious

childbirth can be a very serious
condition post but your baby needs you

condition post but your baby needs you

condition post but your baby needs you
what baby do I have the right outlet I'm

what baby do I have the right outlet I'm

what baby do I have the right outlet I'm
sorry who are you looking for Frank

sorry who are you looking for Frank

sorry who are you looking for Frank
Allen of 17 River Drive

it's a dire emergency we occasionally

it's a dire emergency we occasionally
treat the patient or escape this is a

treat the patient or escape this is a

treat the patient or escape this is a
hospital not a prison we don't expect

hospital not a prison we don't expect

hospital not a prison we don't expect
mothers to desert their babies

okay I'm sorry you're absolutely right

okay I'm sorry you're absolutely right
can you call my wife explain the

can you call my wife explain the

can you call my wife explain the
misunderstanding and I'll be on my way

misunderstanding and I'll be on my way

misunderstanding and I'll be on my way
and tell her what well then the baby's

and tell her what well then the baby's

and tell her what well then the baby's
not mind that I only met the mother last

not mind that I only met the mother last

not mind that I only met the mother last
night I don't know that mr. Hollin

night I don't know that mr. Hollin

night I don't know that mr. Hollin
what's true I drove them here and that's

what's true I drove them here and that's

what's true I drove them here and that's
it save it for your wife well are you

it save it for your wife well are you

it save it for your wife well are you
asking me as your friend or your lawyer

asking me as your friend or your lawyer

asking me as your friend or your lawyer
Fred it's all just talk to him yes I've

Fred it's all just talk to him yes I've

Fred it's all just talk to him yes I've
tried I'm trying she won't talk to me

tried I'm trying she won't talk to me

tried I'm trying she won't talk to me
until I prove it's not my child this is

until I prove it's not my child this is

until I prove it's not my child this is
ridiculous and you don't remember the

ridiculous and you don't remember the

ridiculous and you don't remember the
mother's last name no no make on the car

mother's last name no no make on the car

mother's last name no no make on the car
no it was dark it's your lawyer if

no it was dark it's your lawyer if

no it was dark it's your lawyer if
there's anything you want to tell me you

there's anything you want to tell me you

there's anything you want to tell me you
know that I'm sworn to hold it private

know that I'm sworn to hold it private

know that I'm sworn to hold it private
and confidential by the law of the land

and confidential by the law of the land

and confidential by the law of the land
I didn't know more Damon well without

I didn't know more Damon well without

I didn't know more Damon well without
the mother's consent you're gonna have

the mother's consent you're gonna have

the mother's consent you're gonna have
to get a court order for a DNA sample

to get a court order for a DNA sample

to get a court order for a DNA sample
from the baby for a test how long could

from the baby for a test how long could

from the baby for a test how long could
that take four months minimum Oh God

stop worrying if even half of what you

stop worrying if even half of what you
say is true there's no way that the

say is true there's no way that the

say is true there's no way that the
mother or the hospital or the Queen of

mother or the hospital or the Queen of

mother or the hospital or the Queen of
England proved that child's actually

England proved that child's actually

England proved that child's actually
yours in a court of law I'm not worried

yours in a court of law I'm not worried

yours in a court of law I'm not worried
about a court of law I'm worried about

about a court of law I'm worried about

about a court of law I'm worried about
the court

the court

the court
Susan Susan I demand you listen to me I

Susan Susan I demand you listen to me I

Susan Susan I demand you listen to me I
refuse to be hung

monster I love you I love you too Frank

monster I love you I love you too Frank
again what are you doing yeah she

again what are you doing yeah she

again what are you doing yeah she
doesn't want to talk to you Frank she

doesn't want to talk to you Frank she

doesn't want to talk to you Frank she
went to the hospital you're on the forum

went to the hospital you're on the forum

went to the hospital you're on the forum
as the father that's not true mm

as the father that's not true mm

as the father that's not true mm
whatever you say I believe I just need

whatever you say I believe I just need

whatever you say I believe I just need
to give Susan a little more time for

to give Susan a little more time for

to give Susan a little more time for
your sake okay

you should be aware that results are

you should be aware that results are
rarely couched in yes-no responses it

rarely couched in yes-no responses it

rarely couched in yes-no responses it
just doesn't have the exactitude of DNA

just doesn't have the exactitude of DNA

just doesn't have the exactitude of DNA
testing the best is usually a

testing the best is usually a

testing the best is usually a
statistical probability with significant

statistical probability with significant

statistical probability with significant
margin of error when can I expect

margin of error when can I expect

margin of error when can I expect
results oh four or five days now for the

results oh four or five days now for the

results oh four or five days now for the
fun part

what's he doing here picking Jesse up

what's he doing here picking Jesse up
you're letting him see Jesse still her

you're letting him see Jesse still her

you're letting him see Jesse still her
father Oh do that big kiss please daddy

father Oh do that big kiss please daddy

father Oh do that big kiss please daddy
what are you coming home in a few days

what are you coming home in a few days

what are you coming home in a few days
sweetie how's mommy did she get any of

sweetie how's mommy did she get any of

sweetie how's mommy did she get any of
the messages I left she called you at my

the messages I left she called you at my

the messages I left she called you at my
house laughs you know mommy sometimes

house laughs you know mommy sometimes

house laughs you know mommy sometimes
she gets upset for no good reason at all

she gets upset for no good reason at all

she gets upset for no good reason at all
like cleaning my room exactly

like cleaning my room exactly

like cleaning my room exactly
he gets awfully mad when I don't paint

he gets awfully mad when I don't paint

he gets awfully mad when I don't paint
my room just like cleaning it room

my room just like cleaning it room

my room just like cleaning it room
silikal slobs I guess so

does that make me a bigger must tell

does that make me a bigger must tell
mommy what the hell is that

mommy what the hell is that

mommy what the hell is that
I'm calling Abigail

I'm calling Abigail

I'm calling Abigail
unbelievable stressed you as a princess

unbelievable stressed you as a princess

unbelievable stressed you as a princess
and bought you vermin he's the best as

and bought you vermin he's the best as

and bought you vermin he's the best as
far as your question of paternity goes

far as your question of paternity goes

far as your question of paternity goes
mr. Ellen the tests prove 100% without a

mr. Ellen the tests prove 100% without a

mr. Ellen the tests prove 100% without a
fraction doubt that it is not your child

fraction doubt that it is not your child

fraction doubt that it is not your child
yes yes well I checked the results twice

yes yes well I checked the results twice

yes yes well I checked the results twice
there's no question about it oh you

there's no question about it oh you

there's no question about it oh you
saved my life here I just I'm really

saved my life here I just I'm really

saved my life here I just I'm really
excited because I was expecting some

excited because I was expecting some

excited because I was expecting some
kind of completely ambiguous statistic

kind of completely ambiguous statistic

kind of completely ambiguous statistic
here so this is yeah no it's actually

here so this is yeah no it's actually

here so this is yeah no it's actually
quite simple you have an extra X

quite simple you have an extra X

quite simple you have an extra X
chromosome no what is that well it's a

chromosome no what is that well it's a

chromosome no what is that well it's a
condition called Klinefelter's syndrome

condition called Klinefelter's syndrome

condition called Klinefelter's syndrome
don't worry it's perfectly harmless most

don't worry it's perfectly harmless most

don't worry it's perfectly harmless most
men don't even know they have it except

men don't even know they have it except

men don't even know they have it except
for one of its manifestations and one

for one of its manifestations and one

for one of its manifestations and one
one manifestation sterility excuse me

one manifestation sterility excuse me

one manifestation sterility excuse me
you've been sterile since birth

understand it is impossible for you to

understand it is impossible for you to
have children

you got that from guy talking a little

you got that from guy talking a little
girl at home and that I'm sorry you have

girl at home and that I'm sorry you have

girl at home and that I'm sorry you have
the wrong label or a wrong test and as a

the wrong label or a wrong test and as a

the wrong label or a wrong test and as a
hospitalist things happen here all the

hospitalist things happen here all the

hospitalist things happen here all the
time I'm sorry to drop this on you I

time I'm sorry to drop this on you I

time I'm sorry to drop this on you I
know this isn't easy to accept hey come

know this isn't easy to accept hey come

know this isn't easy to accept hey come
on I'm a father I have I have a little

on I'm a father I have I have a little

on I'm a father I have I have a little
girl at seven-year-old girl Jessie

girl at seven-year-old girl Jessie

girl at seven-year-old girl Jessie
unlike humans chromosomes can't betray

unlike humans chromosomes can't betray

unlike humans chromosomes can't betray
deceive or willfully lie the truth is

deceive or willfully lie the truth is

deceive or willfully lie the truth is
always state

Jesse I am I will of course take another

Jesse I am I will of course take another
sample but I've run the test twice

don't

don't
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don't you feel

Robin why hasn't it

Robin why hasn't it
you tell me I know oh yeah I know to go

you tell me I know oh yeah I know to go

you tell me I know oh yeah I know to go
to your room sweetie daddy and I need to

to your room sweetie daddy and I need to

to your room sweetie daddy and I need to
talk okay

excuse me I'm along about good luck see

excuse me I'm along about good luck see
you're naked under those clothes and hey

you're naked under those clothes and hey

you're naked under those clothes and hey
so Maya what are you join me for a drink

hey buddy I think he's sitting in my

hey buddy I think he's sitting in my
seat I want to sit next to the pretty

seat I want to sit next to the pretty

seat I want to sit next to the pretty
girl here

mmm-hmm hey pinhead I'm talking to you

mmm-hmm hey pinhead I'm talking to you
you're in my seat look the ferry yeah so

you're in my seat look the ferry yeah so

you're in my seat look the ferry yeah so
move your ass if you let me on them

move your ass if you let me on them

move your ass if you let me on them
they've been late oh and if in some Aunt

they've been late oh and if in some Aunt

they've been late oh and if in some Aunt
Susan would've been so still I wouldn't

Susan would've been so still I wouldn't

Susan would've been so still I wouldn't
know the things that I know today do I

know the things that I know today do I

know the things that I know today do I
know you or something

know you or something

know you or something
what time is it now what now screw what

what time is it now what now screw what

what time is it now what now screw what
time you want a piece of me [\h__\h]

time you want a piece of me [\h__\h]

time you want a piece of me [\h__\h]
let's take it outside

let's take it outside

let's take it outside
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yeah

yeah
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okay

okay
thank you for doing it

can I help you does Frank live here he's

can I help you does Frank live here he's
not home I'm his wife

not home I'm his wife

not home I'm his wife
oh hi I'm at Z I wanted to thank them

oh hi I'm at Z I wanted to thank them

oh hi I'm at Z I wanted to thank them
for what I'll his help is that Frank's

for what I'll his help is that Frank's

for what I'll his help is that Frank's
baby oh no Frank it's me why won't you

baby oh no Frank it's me why won't you

baby oh no Frank it's me why won't you
call me back

call me back

call me back
We Need to Talk please call me what's

We Need to Talk please call me what's

We Need to Talk please call me what's
going on

let's um talk outside there are some

let's um talk outside there are some
rumors about Frank crazy stuff

rumors about Frank crazy stuff

rumors about Frank crazy stuff
Tom has a cousin who said his best

Tom has a cousin who said his best

Tom has a cousin who said his best
friend was at the river shore bar when

friend was at the river shore bar when

friend was at the river shore bar when
your husband got into a fight and

your husband got into a fight and

your husband got into a fight and
shredded this big bruiser Frank yes and

shredded this big bruiser Frank yes and

shredded this big bruiser Frank yes and
he bought a bitchin Harley no that's not

he bought a bitchin Harley no that's not

he bought a bitchin Harley no that's not
Frank that's just not possible

Frank that's just not possible

Frank that's just not possible
somebody's confused no John's son works

somebody's confused no John's son works

somebody's confused no John's son works
at the shop Frank bought a Harley a red

at the shop Frank bought a Harley a red

at the shop Frank bought a Harley a red
one a red Harley yes without me oh I'm

one a red Harley yes without me oh I'm

one a red Harley yes without me oh I'm
sorry

sorry

sorry
No

No

No
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[Applause]

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I need to talk to you I found this in

I need to talk to you I found this in

I need to talk to you I found this in
his hotel room I'm worried he's very

his hotel room I'm worried he's very

his hotel room I'm worried he's very
succinct submit the mother she says it's

succinct submit the mother she says it's

succinct submit the mother she says it's
not first baby well that's great you can

not first baby well that's great you can

not first baby well that's great you can
take Frank back that was still a woman

take Frank back that was still a woman

take Frank back that was still a woman
in his hotel room oh come on give the

in his hotel room oh come on give the

in his hotel room oh come on give the
boy a break I mean we all have urges

boy a break I mean we all have urges

boy a break I mean we all have urges
never look at the pool boy we don't own

never look at the pool boy we don't own

never look at the pool boy we don't own
a pool you know I mean a pool for a pool

a pool you know I mean a pool for a pool

a pool you know I mean a pool for a pool
boy it's different I never thought of

boy it's different I never thought of

boy it's different I never thought of
Frank as duplicitous it's not Frankish

Frank as duplicitous it's not Frankish

Frank as duplicitous it's not Frankish
no it's not it's not really his style

no it's not it's not really his style

no it's not it's not really his style
let me stop it I'm not this Bahnsen

let me stop it I'm not this Bahnsen

let me stop it I'm not this Bahnsen
creature you got floating around your

creature you got floating around your

creature you got floating around your
sleazy little brain I've had three men

sleazy little brain I've had three men

sleazy little brain I've had three men
my whole life okay this isn't about me

my whole life okay this isn't about me

my whole life okay this isn't about me
and it's not about you it's about hey

and it's not about you it's about hey

and it's not about you it's about hey
come on you know I'll do anything for

come on you know I'll do anything for

come on you know I'll do anything for
Frank then find him and make sure he

Frank then find him and make sure he

Frank then find him and make sure he
doesn't do anything hey hey hey are you

doesn't do anything hey hey hey are you

doesn't do anything hey hey hey are you
trying to kill yourself

trying to kill yourself

trying to kill yourself
well obviously but I think it's gonna

well obviously but I think it's gonna

well obviously but I think it's gonna
take a little while good does that bring

take a little while good does that bring

take a little while good does that bring
happy news Susan we'll take you back

happy news Susan we'll take you back

happy news Susan we'll take you back
little begging may be required or I do

little begging may be required or I do

little begging may be required or I do
is send red roses every day for a week

is send red roses every day for a week

is send red roses every day for a week
by day five of the big red she'll

by day five of the big red she'll

by day five of the big red she'll
forgive you three hookers and a miss

forgive you three hookers and a miss

forgive you three hookers and a miss
birthday I'm not going back I had a

birthday I'm not going back I had a

birthday I'm not going back I had a
pretty major revelation buddy what all

pretty major revelation buddy what all

pretty major revelation buddy what all
the decisions I made my life have been

the decisions I made my life have been

the decisions I made my life have been
wrong everybody feels that way come on

wrong everybody feels that way come on

wrong everybody feels that way come on
oh it's true it's true I've always been

oh it's true it's true I've always been

oh it's true it's true I've always been
so goddamn careful about every choice

so goddamn careful about every choice

so goddamn careful about every choice
that I made what the hell is it gotten

that I made what the hell is it gotten

that I made what the hell is it gotten
me nothing

me nothing

me nothing
so instead I look around here and I

so instead I look around here and I

so instead I look around here and I
write lists of everything that I really

write lists of everything that I really

write lists of everything that I really
want to do and then I just randomly pick

want to do and then I just randomly pick

want to do and then I just randomly pick
between them it's beautiful Frank did

between them it's beautiful Frank did

between them it's beautiful Frank did
you hear me Susan we'll take you back

you hear me Susan we'll take you back

you hear me Susan we'll take you back
what are you doing there's no choice to

what are you doing there's no choice to

what are you doing there's no choice to
be made

be made

be made
this is what I'm talking about whim

this is what I'm talking about whim

this is what I'm talking about whim
chance I've decided to never decide

chance I've decided to never decide

chance I've decided to never decide
another thing again hockey and so it is

Frank maybe I didn't make myself

Frank maybe I didn't make myself
perfectly clear you know I really think

perfectly clear you know I really think

perfectly clear you know I really think
she'll take you back

she'll take you back

she'll take you back
hey hey hey she loves you you know and

hey hey hey she loves you you know and

hey hey hey she loves you you know and
you obviously can't live without her

you obviously can't live without her

you obviously can't live without her
that's not true I'm walking on sunshine

that's not true I'm walking on sunshine

that's not true I'm walking on sunshine
out here yeah were you look at me you

out here yeah were you look at me you

out here yeah were you look at me you
look at a creature of freedom a man

look at a creature of freedom a man

look at a creature of freedom a man
released any chance this creature of

released any chance this creature of

released any chance this creature of
freedom is really a monster of

freedom is really a monster of

freedom is really a monster of
depression no you need I say this is

depression no you need I say this is

depression no you need I say this is
your best friend

your best friend

your best friend
he's a vacation you know a bit of Sun a

he's a vacation you know a bit of Sun a

he's a vacation you know a bit of Sun a
bit of relaxation and a huge chunk of

bit of relaxation and a huge chunk of

bit of relaxation and a huge chunk of
frozen I like that I like the idea to

frozen I like that I like the idea to

frozen I like that I like the idea to
watch this okay rose

watch this okay rose

watch this okay rose
streak ice becomes layers what are you

streak ice becomes layers what are you

streak ice becomes layers what are you
doing I'm gonna pick one of these Domo

doing I'm gonna pick one of these Domo

doing I'm gonna pick one of these Domo
bye-bye that you are sealed that makes

bye-bye that you are sealed that makes

bye-bye that you are sealed that makes
me flight free that's total [\h__\h]

me flight free that's total [\h__\h]

me flight free that's total [\h__\h]
you've been a meteor since you were six

you've been a meteor since you were six

you've been a meteor since you were six
and eight the Slayers you can't change

and eight the Slayers you can't change

and eight the Slayers you can't change
who you are

who you are

who you are
I can't you can't okay in it to do that

I can't you can't okay in it to do that

I can't you can't okay in it to do that
you have to really twist the minute that

you have to really twist the minute that

you have to really twist the minute that
the Slayers that's morally an armed man

the Slayers that's morally an armed man

the Slayers that's morally an armed man
who would do that as people are doing

who would do that as people are doing

who would do that as people are doing
anything exactly

you know frankly you're gonna go nuts

you know frankly you're gonna go nuts
you least have a god or a dog talking to

you least have a god or a dog talking to

you least have a god or a dog talking to
you mean index cards just not that sexy

you mean index cards just not that sexy

you mean index cards just not that sexy
you need help you need to see a doctor I

you need help you need to see a doctor I

you need help you need to see a doctor I
did I'm sorry no no not a shrink

did I'm sorry no no not a shrink

did I'm sorry no no not a shrink
something wrong you can talk to me

Jessie's not my genetic donor yeah

Jessie's not my genetic donor yeah
I've Klinefelter syndrome Klinefelter's

I've Klinefelter syndrome Klinefelter's

I've Klinefelter syndrome Klinefelter's
I was born with an extra X chromosome

I was born with an extra X chromosome

I was born with an extra X chromosome
I've been sterile since birth sure I

I've been sterile since birth sure I

I've been sterile since birth sure I
mean yeah yeah it's impossible for me to

mean yeah yeah it's impossible for me to

mean yeah yeah it's impossible for me to
be a father

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hey Jesse hey buddy Jesse holy and

hey Jesse hey buddy Jesse holy and
when's your birthday today today today's

when's your birthday today today today's

when's your birthday today today today's
your birthday

of course I did

of course I did
got you this watch be careful it's a

got you this watch be careful it's a

got you this watch be careful it's a
Rolex it's your mother inside yeah

Oh Susan I found wandering the hallway

Oh Susan I found wandering the hallway
looking for you hey what mandolin

looking for you hey what mandolin

looking for you hey what mandolin
yesterday really Jesse's birthday no

yesterday really Jesse's birthday no

yesterday really Jesse's birthday no
it's in August what about Frank is he

it's in August what about Frank is he

it's in August what about Frank is he
all right

yeah Damon bailed him out Damon what who

yeah Damon bailed him out Damon what who
was the third lover who don't play coy

was the third lover who don't play coy

was the third lover who don't play coy
you said I was one of three lovers if

you said I was one of three lovers if

you said I was one of three lovers if
Frank will be too so there must have

Frank will be too so there must have

Frank will be too so there must have
been a third who was the third what are

been a third who was the third what are

been a third who was the third what are
you talking who was the third man let me

you talking who was the third man let me

you talking who was the third man let me
go no not until you tell me you're crazy

go no not until you tell me you're crazy

go no not until you tell me you're crazy
come on I want a name it was it Alan

come on I want a name it was it Alan

come on I want a name it was it Alan
zelf so when when I worked at that

zelf so when when I worked at that

zelf so when when I worked at that
Burger joint I was 17 we did it in the

Burger joint I was 17 we did it in the

Burger joint I was 17 we did it in the
basement on top of a pile of bonds okay

basement on top of a pile of bonds okay

basement on top of a pile of bonds okay
what's gotten into you

what's gotten into you

what's gotten into you
fatherhood

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time efficiency organizational skills do

time efficiency organizational skills do

time efficiency organizational skills do
any of you really give a [\h__\h] you're

any of you really give a [\h__\h] you're

any of you really give a [\h__\h] you're
here because your boss thinks that if

here because your boss thinks that if

here because your boss thinks that if
you keep your desk clear and your

you keep your desk clear and your

you keep your desk clear and your
calendar to streamline you'll sell a few

calendar to streamline you'll sell a few

calendar to streamline you'll sell a few
more computers and who knows maybe he's

more computers and who knows maybe he's

more computers and who knows maybe he's
right

right

right
but will that make you any happier will

but will that make you any happier will

but will that make you any happier will
it prevent you from waking up one

it prevent you from waking up one

it prevent you from waking up one
morning with an incurable disease will

morning with an incurable disease will

morning with an incurable disease will
it stop your wife Susan from whoring

it stop your wife Susan from whoring

it stop your wife Susan from whoring
around on you must have been that week

around on you must have been that week

around on you must have been that week
before New Year's Teddy's party I knew

before New Year's Teddy's party I knew

before New Year's Teddy's party I knew
it was stupid even when we were doing it

it was stupid even when we were doing it

it was stupid even when we were doing it
I knew it was stupid Jim thanks that

I knew it was stupid Jim thanks that

I knew it was stupid Jim thanks that
makes me feel so much better you could

makes me feel so much better you could

makes me feel so much better you could
use birth ideal I guess it wasn't

use birth ideal I guess it wasn't

use birth ideal I guess it wasn't
completely effective okay oh I could die

completely effective okay oh I could die

completely effective okay oh I could die
betrayed yeah sure we've been betrayed

betrayed yeah sure we've been betrayed

betrayed yeah sure we've been betrayed
by the assumptions of our own societies

by the assumptions of our own societies

by the assumptions of our own societies
you stay in line

you stay in line

you stay in line
keep your shoe shine hard work and

keep your shoe shine hard work and

keep your shoe shine hard work and
devotion will be rewarded well let me

devotion will be rewarded well let me

devotion will be rewarded well let me
ask you something is anyone here truly

ask you something is anyone here truly

ask you something is anyone here truly
happy if so raise your happy

decisions that you've made in your life

decisions that you've made in your life
or crap your crappy person leading krabi

or crap your crappy person leading krabi

or crap your crappy person leading krabi
life guide to crabby crabby no yeah

life guide to crabby crabby no yeah

life guide to crabby crabby no yeah
crappy poor Frank suddenly finding out

crappy poor Frank suddenly finding out

crappy poor Frank suddenly finding out
is not bothered enough poor Frank what

is not bothered enough poor Frank what

is not bothered enough poor Frank what
about poor buddy suddenly finding out he

about poor buddy suddenly finding out he

about poor buddy suddenly finding out he
is poor just no father what am I chopped

is poor just no father what am I chopped

is poor just no father what am I chopped
liver a mistake

liver a mistake

liver a mistake
well it could've just as easily been me

well it could've just as easily been me

well it could've just as easily been me
and married eight years ago once you

and married eight years ago once you

and married eight years ago once you
start don't think I crave stability you

start don't think I crave stability you

start don't think I crave stability you
don't think I haven't wanted a family or

don't think I haven't wanted a family or

don't think I haven't wanted a family or
desired intimacy you don't think I've

desired intimacy you don't think I've

desired intimacy you don't think I've
always loved you No

chance

chance
not planning youth you are where you are

not planning youth you are where you are

not planning youth you are where you are
today because you've been comatose

today because you've been comatose

today because you've been comatose
you've all act passion succumb dear win

you've all act passion succumb dear win

you've all act passion succumb dear win
forge a new being god damn it do

forge a new being god damn it do

forge a new being god damn it do
something apart to light yes the way say

something apart to light yes the way say

something apart to light yes the way say
yes to chance

yes to chance

yes to chance
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what happened what you don't remember

what happened what you don't remember
Beastie Boy no it was terrible in a good

Beastie Boy no it was terrible in a good

Beastie Boy no it was terrible in a good
way

way

way
you passed out halfway in subspace

you passed out halfway in subspace

you passed out halfway in subspace
why is my pillow wet you crying your

why is my pillow wet you crying your

why is my pillow wet you crying your
sleep for two and a half hours

sleep for two and a half hours

sleep for two and a half hours
whimpering like a little girl

whimpering like a little girl

whimpering like a little girl
it was like soft hotel porn unsatisfying

it was like soft hotel porn unsatisfying

it was like soft hotel porn unsatisfying
and sad

hates me now this is the 33rd message of

hates me now this is the 33rd message of
but but please call me okay I need to

but but please call me okay I need to

but but please call me okay I need to
talk to you Frank please

Susan wait wait wait wait

Susan wait wait wait wait
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mmm-hmm stop you have to stop calling

mmm-hmm stop you have to stop calling

mmm-hmm stop you have to stop calling
with me and stop getting me Wow

with me and stop getting me Wow

with me and stop getting me Wow
chrissakes Susan like cut me some slack

chrissakes Susan like cut me some slack

chrissakes Susan like cut me some slack
I'm trying to do what's right okay all

I'm trying to do what's right okay all

I'm trying to do what's right okay all
I'm trying to do what's not wrong it's

I'm trying to do what's not wrong it's

I'm trying to do what's not wrong it's
already been done I love you doesn't

already been done I love you doesn't

already been done I love you doesn't
that count for something no don't play

that count for something no don't play

that count for something no don't play
the martyr with me you know you're not

the martyr with me you know you're not

the martyr with me you know you're not
alone in this I'm just a smashed-up as

alone in this I'm just a smashed-up as

alone in this I'm just a smashed-up as
you are then find your own hole DePaul

you are then find your own hole DePaul

you are then find your own hole DePaul
ends you might fall what about Jessie

ends you might fall what about Jessie

ends you might fall what about Jessie
she's ours Jessie has nothing to do with

she's ours Jessie has nothing to do with

she's ours Jessie has nothing to do with
you she hates me

you she hates me

you she hates me
don't you she doesn't know you well

don't you she doesn't know you well

don't you she doesn't know you well
enough to hate you so if she knew me

enough to hate you so if she knew me

enough to hate you so if she knew me
then she hate me

my whole life people have been telling

my whole life people have been telling
me I'm not responsible I'm not you know

me I'm not responsible I'm not you know

me I'm not responsible I'm not you know
I haven't wanted to be but this is

I haven't wanted to be but this is

I haven't wanted to be but this is
different I just definitely want to do

different I just definitely want to do

different I just definitely want to do
what's right

I'm a confirmed

I'm a confirmed
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you know yeah why didn't you tell me

you know yeah why didn't you tell me
it's hard to talk with a knife in your

it's hard to talk with a knife in your

it's hard to talk with a knife in your
back Susan no come on it wasn't like

back Susan no come on it wasn't like

back Susan no come on it wasn't like
that it had to happen before New Year's

that it had to happen before New Year's

that it had to happen before New Year's
after that night it was only you like

do you know whose it is it she's Jessie

do you know whose it is it she's Jessie
do you know Susan yes she's yours friend

do you know Susan yes she's yours friend

do you know Susan yes she's yours friend
maybe not medically but in all other

maybe not medically but in all other

maybe not medically but in all other
ways she's your daughter you're his

ways she's your daughter you're his

ways she's your daughter you're his
father

was she Susan she's yours because when

was she Susan she's yours because when
she had strep throat you held her

she had strep throat you held her

she had strep throat you held her
through three nights of fever yours

through three nights of fever yours

through three nights of fever yours
because the first word was dad standing

because the first word was dad standing

because the first word was dad standing
there looking at you she loves you Frank

there looking at you she loves you Frank

there looking at you she loves you Frank
you love her this come on I'm coming

go back to sleep okay try to go back to

go back to sleep okay try to go back to
sleep

hey okay I'd like a weapon a gun

hey okay I'd like a weapon a gun
preferably I need to shoot something

preferably I need to shoot something

preferably I need to shoot something
tonight there's a three-day waiting

tonight there's a three-day waiting

tonight there's a three-day waiting
period on all handguns but I can sell

period on all handguns but I can sell

period on all handguns but I can sell
you a shotgun or a rifle today I'll take

you a shotgun or a rifle today I'll take

you a shotgun or a rifle today I'll take
one

one

one
great what type what are you using it

great what type what are you using it

great what type what are you using it
for hunting hunting

for hunting hunting

for hunting hunting
what do you hunt duck duck yes a huge

are you using a blind no no I'd like to

are you using a blind no no I'd like to
do this face-to-face this would be a

do this face-to-face this would be a

do this face-to-face this would be a
solid choice for you sir hello hey hey

solid choice for you sir hello hey hey

solid choice for you sir hello hey hey
what's up listen Frank came by my place

what's up listen Frank came by my place

what's up listen Frank came by my place
and he picked up the key to the

and he picked up the key to the

and he picked up the key to the
boathouse he was uh he was acting really

boathouse he was uh he was acting really

boathouse he was uh he was acting really
weird you know I almost didn't give it

weird you know I almost didn't give it

weird you know I almost didn't give it
to him he said he found a faster way

to him he said he found a faster way

to him he said he found a faster way
than cigarettes and that maybe you

than cigarettes and that maybe you

than cigarettes and that maybe you
should meet him up there I'm a little

should meet him up there I'm a little

should meet him up there I'm a little
worried man anything maybe I should go

worried man anything maybe I should go

worried man anything maybe I should go
with you no I'll take care of him thanks

with you no I'll take care of him thanks

with you no I'll take care of him thanks
Dennis

hey it's buddy

hey it's buddy
I think Frank might have gone up to the

I think Frank might have gone up to the

I think Frank might have gone up to the
like to try something rash I'm just

like to try something rash I'm just

like to try something rash I'm just
gonna make sure he's all right I'll call

gonna make sure he's all right I'll call

gonna make sure he's all right I'll call
you when I get

you when I get

you when I get
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that's amazing I was just gonna call you

that's amazing I was just gonna call you
and lo and behold here you are what

and lo and behold here you are what

and lo and behold here you are what
Damon told me you came up I thought

Damon told me you came up I thought

Damon told me you came up I thought
maybe you could use a friend know

maybe you could use a friend know

maybe you could use a friend know
someone to talk to anything on your mind

someone to talk to anything on your mind

someone to talk to anything on your mind
you know it's thin my American give

you know it's thin my American give

you know it's thin my American give
people strange ideas you know ain't that

people strange ideas you know ain't that

people strange ideas you know ain't that
the truth Noah nothing I can think of

the truth Noah nothing I can think of

the truth Noah nothing I can think of
off the top of my head how about you me

off the top of my head how about you me

off the top of my head how about you me
and you want to tell me not really no

and you want to tell me not really no

and you want to tell me not really no
let's go for a boat ride

let's go for a boat ride

let's go for a boat ride
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so you finish with all those index cards

so you finish with all those index cards
as when Wayne hello fact was in the

as when Wayne hello fact was in the

as when Wayne hello fact was in the
cards to come up here accomplished

cards to come up here accomplished

cards to come up here accomplished
something what sort of something

something what sort of something

something what sort of something
something big

something big

something big
I don't be biggest thing in my life it's

I don't be biggest thing in my life it's

I don't be biggest thing in my life it's
the key word here life could be

the key word here life could be

the key word here life could be
definitely could be you don't want to do

definitely could be you don't want to do

definitely could be you don't want to do
anything drastic you don't know I mean

anything drastic you don't know I mean

anything drastic you don't know I mean
something you can't take back you know

something you can't take back you know

something you can't take back you know
finally

finally

finally
oh you mean something I'll regret you

oh you mean something I'll regret you

oh you mean something I'll regret you
have to think of those who love you you

have to think of those who love you you

have to think of those who love you you
think your friends why my friends

think your friends why my friends

think your friends why my friends
because your actions affect them oh I'll

because your actions affect them oh I'll

because your actions affect them oh I'll
give you that yeah you should always

give you that yeah you should always

give you that yeah you should always
thinking once friends before considering

thinking once friends before considering

thinking once friends before considering
certain things passport out of you buddy

certain things passport out of you buddy

certain things passport out of you buddy
I suppose that certain things would test

I suppose that certain things would test

I suppose that certain things would test
the limit of her friendship wouldn't you

the limit of her friendship wouldn't you

the limit of her friendship wouldn't you
think Zack getting a little far yeah

buddy hell are we doing here Frank I

buddy hell are we doing here Frank I
think you know I won't let you hell did

think you know I won't let you hell did

think you know I won't let you hell did
you get that who cares I'm not shooting

you get that who cares I'm not shooting

you get that who cares I'm not shooting
blanks this time put it down we can talk

blanks this time put it down we can talk

blanks this time put it down we can talk
about this can we let's just cut the

about this can we let's just cut the

about this can we let's just cut the
[\h__\h] we both on the score I'll start

[\h__\h] we both on the score I'll start

[\h__\h] we both on the score I'll start
whimpering now it's your decision oh

whimpering now it's your decision oh

whimpering now it's your decision oh
that's generous of you it doesn't mean I

that's generous of you it doesn't mean I

that's generous of you it doesn't mean I
agree with it well I would hope not look

agree with it well I would hope not look

agree with it well I would hope not look
you can't do this to me or you I won't

you can't do this to me or you I won't

you can't do this to me or you I won't
let you you're gonna have to shoot me

let you you're gonna have to shoot me

let you you're gonna have to shoot me
first

first

first
there's a hell of an argument

she refers to us at the finger speeds

she refers to us at the finger speeds
[\h__\h] all the way through my head man

[\h__\h] all the way through my head man

[\h__\h] all the way through my head man
I don't think it's smart to put holes in

I don't think it's smart to put holes in

I don't think it's smart to put holes in
things that syncopation you're the one

things that syncopation you're the one

things that syncopation you're the one
with the gun

with the gun

with the gun
I can appreciate that

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go ahead commit suicide now suicide

go ahead commit suicide now suicide

go ahead commit suicide now suicide
do you think I'm trying to give you a

do you think I'm trying to give you a

do you think I'm trying to give you a
suicide yeah you're impossibly stupid

suicide yeah you're impossibly stupid

suicide yeah you're impossibly stupid
man you full of answering yeah yeah um I

man you full of answering yeah yeah um I

man you full of answering yeah yeah um I
don't know

don't know

don't know
yeah I heard a rifle shot you need to

yeah I heard a rifle shot you need to

yeah I heard a rifle shot you need to
get out here now okay yeah yeah okay

get out here now okay yeah yeah okay

get out here now okay yeah yeah okay
sweetie

sweetie

sweetie
and you doof and the cabin okay just

and you doof and the cabin okay just

and you doof and the cabin okay just
stay here

well if anyone loves you know anybody

well if anyone loves you know anybody
kill me I'm sorry

this is Alan you'd best wait inside I

this is Alan you'd best wait inside I
know something you'll know something

you know where the hell were going

you know where the hell were going
footbridge your head

they're searching first idly now we're

they're searching first idly now we're
here

here

here
I told Susan

just as the kid what does that mean

just as the kid what does that mean
buddy I hardly know her

what now I just I thought if I did

what now I just I thought if I did
everything for the now that I could

everything for the now that I could

everything for the now that I could
forget the past and I the past this is

forget the past and I the past this is

forget the past and I the past this is
Who I am

Who I am

Who I am
you know I just I don't I how much let's

you know I just I don't I how much let's

you know I just I don't I how much let's
go back to Susan if I don't want to

go back to Susan if I don't want to

go back to Susan if I don't want to
forgive her look I'm gonna disappear

forgive her look I'm gonna disappear

forgive her look I'm gonna disappear
just look tell them that you lost me

just look tell them that you lost me

just look tell them that you lost me
okay no Frank no I won't yeah no yeah

okay no Frank no I won't yeah no yeah

okay no Frank no I won't yeah no yeah
don't do all me that oh you you know

don't do all me that oh you you know

don't do all me that oh you you know
what sure freaking idiot

what sure freaking idiot

what sure freaking idiot
I wish Susan had picked me I wore Susan

I wish Susan had picked me I wore Susan

I wish Susan had picked me I wore Susan
love me

love me

love me
I wish Jesse thought of me as a father

I wish Jesse thought of me as a father

I wish Jesse thought of me as a father
but all they do is love you

but all they do is love you

but all they do is love you
I even love you I'm cold wet I'm past

I even love you I'm cold wet I'm past

I even love you I'm cold wet I'm past
feeling sad for anyone but myself you

feeling sad for anyone but myself you

feeling sad for anyone but myself you
know stay out here if you want become

know stay out here if you want become

know stay out here if you want become
one with nature go hunt Bigfoot but I'm

one with nature go hunt Bigfoot but I'm

one with nature go hunt Bigfoot but I'm
going back into the cabin and getting

going back into the cabin and getting

going back into the cabin and getting
warm

she kissed me back

she kissed me back
where's mr. Allen

it's complicated

it's complicated
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a little paper tree

she looks me

she looks me
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she always we're a begin she's mad

she always we're a begin she's mad

she always we're a begin she's mad
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ever hear chaos theory ed it's a science

ever hear chaos theory ed it's a science
tries to determine underlying patterns

tries to determine underlying patterns

tries to determine underlying patterns
and chaotic systems whether ocean

and chaotic systems whether ocean

and chaotic systems whether ocean
currents blood flow that sort of thing

currents blood flow that sort of thing

currents blood flow that sort of thing
well it turns out that there are a few

well it turns out that there are a few

well it turns out that there are a few
things more chaotic than the beat of a

things more chaotic than the beat of a

things more chaotic than the beat of a
human heart speeding up slowing down

human heart speeding up slowing down

human heart speeding up slowing down
pretty face flight of stairs it's always

pretty face flight of stairs it's always

pretty face flight of stairs it's always
changing depending on what's happening

changing depending on what's happening

changing depending on what's happening
to us out there

to us out there

to us out there
it's an erratic son of a [\h__\h] but

it's an erratic son of a [\h__\h] but

it's an erratic son of a [\h__\h] but
underneath all of that bump it about

underneath all of that bump it about

underneath all of that bump it about
mess there is in fact a pattern but

mess there is in fact a pattern but

mess there is in fact a pattern but
truth and it's love the most important

truth and it's love the most important

truth and it's love the most important
thing about love is that we choose to

thing about love is that we choose to

thing about love is that we choose to
give it and we choose to receive it

give it and we choose to receive it

give it and we choose to receive it
making it the least random act in the

making it the least random act in the

making it the least random act in the
entire universe transcends blood it

entire universe transcends blood it

entire universe transcends blood it
transcends betrayal and all of the dirt

transcends betrayal and all of the dirt

transcends betrayal and all of the dirt
that makes us human if you can figure

that makes us human if you can figure

that makes us human if you can figure
that out Jake these are the whirling got

that out Jake these are the whirling got

that out Jake these are the whirling got
nothing on you now what's all this about

nothing on you now what's all this about

nothing on you now what's all this about
then pour add is Frank been torturing

then pour add is Frank been torturing

then pour add is Frank been torturing
you it says it loving war oh yes ma'am

you it says it loving war oh yes ma'am

you it says it loving war oh yes ma'am
I'm gonna be late I'll see you in there

have you been bad no no bad come on

have you been bad no no bad come on
let's go monster

let's go monster

let's go monster
really

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beautiful

anywhere you warden I ever ever coming

anywhere you warden I ever ever coming
on the take

on the take

on the take
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