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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:02,768 Julie? 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:05,704 Did I ever tell you about my Uncle who was a paratrooper? 3 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:08,206 No, why don't you Tell me about him. 4 00:00:08,275 --> 00:00:10,242 Okay, well his name Was sky kotter. 5 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:11,822 He decided to Become a paratrooper. 6 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:13,190 He wanted to jump out of planes. 7 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:14,925 So he goes to this school And the instructor takes him 8 00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:16,148 Up in a plane, right? 9 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:18,128 And he says, okay, when We jump out of the plane, 10 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:20,063 Your chute's gonna Open automatically. 11 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:21,631 Now, if it doesn't Open automatically, 12 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,355 You pull your emergency chord. 13 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:25,035 Now, if your emergency Chord doesn't open the chute, 14 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:26,636 You pull your super Emergency chord. 15 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:27,926 And that'll open it. 16 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:29,405 And when you get to the Ground, they'll be a truck, 17 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:31,897 Pick you up and take You back to the school. 18 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:35,100 Okay, he jumps out of the Plane, the chute doesn't open. 19 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:37,402 Pulls his emergency Chord, still doesn't open. 20 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:39,638 Pulls his super emergency chord. 21 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,039 It still doesn't open! 22 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:43,019 Passes the instructor On the way down. 23 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,487 He said, you know, with My luck, I bet the truck 24 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:46,044 Won't be there either. 25 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:52,885 ♪ 26 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,092 ♪ welcome back ♪ 27 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:04,162 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 28 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,131 ♪ welcome back ♪ 29 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:10,969 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 30 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:13,205 ♪ well the names Have all changed 31 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:15,507 Since you hung around ♪ 32 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:17,455 ♪ but those dreams have remained 33 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,845 And they've turned around ♪ 34 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,946 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 35 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:23,926 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 36 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:25,850 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 37 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,919 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 38 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,988 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot 39 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:32,524 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 40 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,459 ♪ welcome back ♪ 41 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:39,130 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 42 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:45,303 ♪ 43 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:03,020 Hi, guys. 44 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:04,456 Hey, mr. Kotter. 45 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:06,758 We're all set to go To the radio station. 46 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:09,060 Oh, I am so excited. 47 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:12,597 I don't know what to do. 48 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:13,598 I really can't believe it. 49 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:15,000 We're gonna meet wally the wow. 50 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,668 I mean, he's like my Favorite dj, really. 51 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:19,938 Was it true that he was A sweathog or what? 52 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:22,774 Yeah, vinnie, but he went Here he wasn't whally the wow. 53 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:26,477 He was whally the weasel wexler. 54 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:28,624 But we always knew he Was gonna be a disk jockey. 55 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:29,881 How come? 56 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:31,661 Well, there were little Signs like he would get up 57 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:36,321 In the cafeteria and Ask us to rate the ravioli. 58 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,824 Well, I'll tell ya, Weasel I give it an 87. 59 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:41,860 I mean, it's easy to eat, But it's hard to dance too. 60 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:45,875 Hey, well thanks for Settin' that all up, mr. Kotter, 61 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,834 But I ain't sold on Doin' no radio show. 62 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,370 I mean, what do I say? 63 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:53,739 Yeah, we're gonna get All tongue tied, I know it. 64 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:54,940 Are you guys kidding? 65 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:58,477 In class, I can't Shut you people up. 66 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:01,146 I don't know with all Those people out there. 67 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:03,715 Look, forget they're out there. 68 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:06,818 Like sometimes You forget I'm here. 69 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,431 Yeah, yeah, sure, freddie, Let's just think of it like as 70 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:10,121 We're talkin' to ourselves. 71 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,601 Yeah, I know what you Mean, when I was a little kid, 72 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:14,493 I used to always talk to myself. 73 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:16,728 I used to say, Hey, vinnie, right? 74 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:21,432 And then I'd sit back and Say, what, what do you want? 75 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:24,302 And then I'd say, Don't yell at me. 76 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,638 I'd say, shut up. 77 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,107 If I wanna yell at You, I can yell at you. 78 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:31,309 I was so hard to get along with. 79 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:36,648 Well, I didn't talk to Myself when I was a kid. 80 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,082 I talked to ralph. 81 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:39,551 Your brother? 82 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,620 No, ralph was a duck. 83 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,456 He used to sit on my shoulder. 84 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:47,092 You talked to a duck? 85 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,295 Well, he wasn't a real duck. 86 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:53,098 He was an invisible duck. 87 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:56,267 See, I mean, you all Couldn't see him, only me. 88 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:58,970 Freddie, I know you're scared. 89 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:02,607 But when you sit down at That big wbad microphone, 90 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:05,343 Forget that you talkin' to a Lot of strangers out there. 91 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,546 Pretend you're just Talkin' to your friend. 92 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,580 Ralph the duck. 93 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:12,017 Well it's okay with me. 94 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:15,153 What do you think, ralph? 95 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:18,089 ♪ 96 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,697 Hey, wait a minute, This can't be right. 97 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:29,667 This place is a whole Lot bigger on the radio. 98 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:30,869 Hey, hey, hey. 99 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:40,222 Listening to the big Sounds of the meter readers 100 00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:44,816 And their brand new disco hit, Baby stick my head in your oven. 101 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,620 Oh, I can't believe it. 102 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:51,556 It's whally the wow in person! 103 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,326 All the hits keep rollin' on. 104 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:57,162 Here's one from the reverend Funk and the vienna boys boogie 105 00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:02,434 Band entitled, I threw my Heart in the collection plate. 106 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:05,304 You got it because You asked for it. 107 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:08,239 ♪ 108 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:18,350 Well, well, well, here they Are, the sweathogs class of '78. 109 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,718 Where? 110 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:24,722 In your case, make That class of '85. 111 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,569 Whally, on behalf Of all the guys, 112 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:28,833 We wanna let you know That you're the greatest. 113 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,106 Okay, take it easy On the shirt, man, 114 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:33,198 It's an oldie, but it's A goodie, you know? 115 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,167 It's an oldie but it's a goodie. 116 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:37,169 Oh he is so hip! 117 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:40,772 So very, very hip. 118 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,080 Why don't you guys have a seat? 119 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:45,910 We got a few minutes here Before we have a start. 120 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,954 Will you guys sit down! 121 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:05,897 Fortunately for you guys, Movin' around isn't important 122 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,566 In radio. 123 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,846 But you know, bein' on the Air, there's a little more to it 124 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,081 Than just rappin' on the Microphone and playin' records 125 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,504 For people. 126 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:19,044 See behind every star, like me, You have an engineer, producer, 127 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:21,279 Librarian, sound effects man. 128 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:23,215 So, um, where are they all? 129 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,918 That's him over my shoulder. 130 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:30,888 He locked himself In the booth again. 131 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:34,192 Boys, this is andy from Mit, my engineering wizard. 132 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:37,061 How do, andy, how do? 133 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,941 I'm sorry, mr. Wow, I did it again. 134 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,698 I locked myself in the booth. 135 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,133 I'm sorry, I don't know what... 136 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,180 Andy, why don't you do Everybody a favor and just stop 137 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:46,971 Trying so hard to try so hard. 138 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,807 I'll try, mr. Wow. 139 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:51,687 But I noticed that the record Was almost over, mr. Wow, 140 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:53,744 And I don't know what to do now. 141 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:56,948 Well, ugh, you might Just think about puttin' 142 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,649 On another one, andy. 143 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:04,856 I learn so much from this man. 144 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:05,990 So much. 145 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:12,563 I'm sorry, I can glue this. 146 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,310 Hey, andy, look one more Thing about the records, man, 147 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:16,834 Before you go, don't put 'em on The radiator anymore, will ya? 148 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:18,736 They melt. 149 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:20,850 This mornin', I found the Captain all over marie 150 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:24,309 And donny stuck To tennille, man. 151 00:07:24,378 --> 00:07:28,246 Oh, gross. 152 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:29,725 Okay, guys, I'm Going on the air. 153 00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:31,894 I'm gonna introduce you Now, but I want you to be quiet 154 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,385 Until I give you the cue. 155 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,686 I'm first. 156 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:37,266 It's real nice of you To let us in here, man. 157 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,257 It's nice to see This radio station. 158 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:41,593 How much you get paid? 159 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:44,896 Hey, mr. Wow, what's this Thingy majigy here called? 160 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:50,801 It's called being off the air. 161 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:53,115 Now, come on, whally the Wow is warm and whally the wow 162 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,805 Is wonderful, you know? 163 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:56,274 Yeah, you're all right with me. 164 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,120 But I tell ya, turn that dial Once more and I can really 165 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:01,412 Get into breakin' your fingers. 166 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:06,984 Oh, mr. Wow, this is Certainly a great opportunity. 167 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:09,954 Thank you. 168 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:13,057 ♪ I really mean it ♪ 169 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:23,835 ♪ shoo-be whapo wa ♪♪ 170 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,636 Are you finished? 171 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:27,450 Good, because I think You loosened a couple 172 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:29,206 Of my fillings. 173 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:31,242 Shut up, you're embarrassing me. 174 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,010 Hey, guys be quiet. 175 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:34,624 A little quiet, Would you please? 176 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,247 Quiet on the set! 177 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:41,418 - rollin'. - action. 178 00:08:41,487 --> 00:08:43,187 Okay, dig it, fans. 179 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,256 Whally the wow Is back on the line. 180 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:47,369 And you've just been listenin' To one of the big sounds 181 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:48,726 I know you dig. 182 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:53,832 It's the crosswords and Love is a three letter word. 183 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:56,834 And you're listening to wbad. 184 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,370 We're bad. 185 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,607 And speakin' of bad, I think It's time now for me to turn 186 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,916 Over the microphone, turn Our station in fact over 187 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:07,378 To four young men who've Come down here representing 188 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,313 Buchanan high school. 189 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:13,517 And they're here because This week it's whally the wow's 190 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:18,022 Tribute to the stars of Tomorrow today right here on wbad. 191 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,836 So, let's get to it, let's Meet a couple of them. 192 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,604 They're gonna be Here all week long. 193 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,461 Let's meet 'em one by one. 194 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:25,764 What's your name son? 195 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:32,404 And that's uh, that's Arnold horshack, whally. 196 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:35,774 Oh, ok, well, what's your name? 197 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:39,944 Um, um, um, so help me, I knew when I woke up 198 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,046 This morning, arnold. 199 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,048 He's juan epstein, whally. 200 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,383 That's right, juan epstein. 201 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,685 Okay, and the tall, dark Handsome guy back here, 202 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:48,853 Who's that? 203 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,222 - freddie washington. - vinnie barbarino. 204 00:09:56,897 --> 00:10:00,598 Well, we're off to A real wbad start. 205 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:03,702 And you know what that Means, that means that's bad. 206 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,614 Let's take our time and Go around here one by one 207 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,171 And see what's on your mind. 208 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,318 Arnold, whally the wow is Giving you the microphone 209 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,909 And giving you a chance to Express your inner most thoughts 210 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,878 In your own words. 211 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:19,383 It is now exactly 4:17 Right here in the heart 212 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,986 Of the badlands. 213 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:27,458 Thanks, arnold for sharing Your thoughts with us today. 214 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,061 Juan, do you have anything You'd like to add to that? 215 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,274 No, no, my friend arnold Here pretty much summed up 216 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,765 All my feelings. 217 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,973 Dear whally, whenever I Think of that glorious night 218 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:45,677 At sneaky bo-bo's motor Inn, I nearly go crazy. 219 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,488 It's 78 degrees out There in the badlands. 220 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,190 Hey, that's what I like. 221 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,037 A young man that's Willing to go out on a limb 222 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,795 For a temperature He believes in. 223 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,408 Hey, vinne, come On over here, man. 224 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,710 You got a pretty tough act To follow here these two guys. 225 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:10,969 But, uh, you wanna Take a crack at it? 226 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:14,438 What? 227 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,042 Very well put, vinnie. 228 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,454 Yeah, I think what we Oughta do right now 229 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,856 Is maybe get back to Some of the music here 230 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,945 On the land of wbad. 231 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,258 And let me pick Out a tune that's... 232 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,093 Hey, wait, wait, wait a Minute, hold on, wait... 233 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,416 Hey, we're right on the air now. 234 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,862 Yeah, I know that, but I Mean but what is this we? 235 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:27,752 What about me? 236 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:28,864 I didn't get a chance. 237 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:31,422 Look, let me show You what I mean. 238 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,459 Hey, boom boom's my Name and radio's my game. 239 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,494 So, pick up a Chair, don't despair 240 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:39,564 Because freddie's Here and you got his ear. 241 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:43,609 Am I right, brothers? 242 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,336 Right, yeah! 243 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,416 Okay, now I believe there's A lot of people out there 244 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,118 That wanna hear what Young people think. 245 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,308 Can I get an amen? 246 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,643 Amen, freddie. 247 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,246 All right, now, the trouble Is, people are just too busy 248 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:57,348 To stop, so relax. 249 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,450 Lay down, and lay back. 250 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,479 And you just give Old freddie a call. 251 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,588 'cause remember, the day Goes better when you call 252 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,357 Freddie's letters. 253 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:09,093 That's b-a-d-l-a-n-z. 254 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:12,630 All right, badlands. 255 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,644 Wow says, give a listen To my man freddie here, 256 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:15,733 And give him a call. 257 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,035 Freddie knows What's bad for ya'll. 258 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,470 Thanks a lot, whally. 259 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:23,140 Now, come on, there, pick up That phone and give me a call. 260 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:28,179 Whally the wow. 261 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,281 Oh, for you. 262 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:38,623 Hi there. 263 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,625 Yeah, what's that, honey? 264 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,528 Hmm-mmm, huh-ha. 265 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,440 You say your last date You went out with the most 266 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,798 Conceded guy you ever met? 267 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,148 Spent the whole night Lookin' at himself in the mirror 268 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,436 And drooling? 269 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,339 And what should you do? 270 00:12:55,408 --> 00:13:00,245 Break all his mirrors And get him a bib. 271 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,412 Hello, room service? 272 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,681 Send up a room. 273 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:07,685 You don't got a Room, send up a hall. 274 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,420 Yeah, he's right here. 275 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:10,521 It's for you. 276 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:13,124 This one's gonna be for me. 277 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,925 Hello. 278 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:15,994 This one's for you. 279 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:16,994 Oh, excuse me, just a second. 280 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:17,928 Hello, hello. 281 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,074 Yeah what's your problem? 282 00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:22,166 This one is definitely Gonna be for me. 283 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,735 Hello? 284 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,571 Hey, ma! 285 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,542 Yeah, it's me, it's Little arnold. 286 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:35,779 Did you see me on the radio? 287 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,783 Yeah! 288 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:43,287 You... Ah. 289 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:46,491 She wants to talk to you. 290 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,692 Hello, yeah hi. 291 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:50,294 Oh, yeah, you heard Arnold on the radio, huh? 292 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,964 And he shattered All your wine glasses. 293 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,666 Hey, this guy's great. 294 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,679 Hey, freddie, why don't You give us a chance? 295 00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,681 Yeah, we don't gotta Be ignored like this. 296 00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:01,283 That's right, my Mother's got nine kids. 297 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:04,441 If I wanna be ignored, All I gotta do is go home. 298 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,811 Hey, man, can I help it if Everybody wants to talk 299 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,013 To freddie boom boom washington? 300 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:12,984 I mean, you got to give The public what they wants. 301 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,218 Hello, yes? 302 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:17,488 Well, you give the public What they want, freddie. 303 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:20,124 We don't have to be here. 304 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:24,896 Bye, bye, boom boom. 305 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,832 I guess they just don't Understand us stars. 306 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,111 To tell you the Truth, I'm havin' a little 307 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,935 Trouble myself, man. 308 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:35,873 ♪ 309 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,614 Hey, boom boom, let me Set you straight, man. 310 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,282 Go ahead, partner, shoot. 311 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,986 First of all, we're Not partners. 312 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,054 You've been on the Air for three days. 313 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:53,958 The wow has been At it for 15 years. 314 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:58,829 The wow's up here, The boom's down here. 315 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,199 The wow here, the boom here. 316 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,335 Wow, boom, get it? 317 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,136 Yeah, sorta. 318 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:10,274 Well you better get it or I'll Lower the boom boom down here. 319 00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:18,015 Wbad knows what's bad for you. 320 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,962 Hi, can I speak to Mr. Wow, please? 321 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,353 Yeah, huh-ha, no problem. 322 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,821 Here, it's for you. 323 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:27,191 Hey, whally the wow's Fans are comin' back home. 324 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,659 Hello, whally the wow. 325 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:32,663 Hi, mr. Wow, it's andy. 326 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,898 Andy, who? 327 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:38,970 Andy in the booth, You know, engineer. 328 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,604 Well, what do you want, andy? 329 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,274 Well, I was just wondering If you and mr. Boom 330 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,554 Would sometime maybe Like to come in here and talk 331 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,778 To the people on avenue a. 332 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,725 See, the last record Ended three minutes ago, 333 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,550 And it's sort of quiet in here. 334 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,290 Whally the wow, And we're back again. 335 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:02,226 This is whally the wow With his newest discovery, 336 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,028 Boom boom washington. 337 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:10,034 And what you just heard Was, what you just heard was... 338 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,469 What you just heard Was the heavy new sound 339 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:18,042 Of nothin's happening And their great new hit, 340 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,744 Andy goofs again. 341 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,181 Hey, I think it's about Time to listen to a message 342 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,883 From bernie, the Neighborhood tailor who says, 343 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:29,620 It ain't no joke when Your zipper's broke. 344 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,492 Nothin' happenin', Andy goofs again. 345 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,527 How'd you think that up so fast? 346 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:41,231 Well, that's the difference Between the wow and the boom. 347 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:51,108 Oh, freddie, you were Wonderful on the radio, yesterday. 348 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,443 No he wasn't. 349 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,044 He was terrific! 350 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:56,158 Now, girls, girls, girls, Girls, now you know I hate 351 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,714 To take sides. 352 00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:02,153 But I think you're both right. 353 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,255 Oh, uh, washington? 354 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:05,422 Excuse me, girls. 355 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,258 Business, mr. Woodman. 356 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:08,825 Check you all later? 357 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:11,795 Stay cool and stay smooth. 358 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,198 Mr. Woodman, what Can I do for you? 359 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,511 Well, I know you're a big Star now, but I just wanna say 360 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,136 I heard your show Yesterday, and I liked it a lot. 361 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,839 Especially that one guy Who called in and suggested 362 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,809 Mandatory slavery for High school students. 363 00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:29,546 Yeah, well we get a lot of Creeps like that callin' in. 364 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:32,049 Creep? 365 00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:36,853 I thought I made a Rather good point. 366 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:38,856 Keep an eye on Your friend, boys. 367 00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,858 He's gettin' awful stuck up. 368 00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:43,127 I know he is. 369 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,240 I never thought I'd see the Day me and woodman would see 370 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,664 Eye to eye. 371 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,333 Come on, guys, now I didn't Throw ya'll out of the studio. 372 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,002 Ya'll took a walk. 373 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,115 Come on back, there's Plenty of room for all of us. 374 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:55,872 Where, in the mail room? 375 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,142 Answering your fan mail? 376 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,277 Fan mail? 377 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,545 You're gettin' fan... 378 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:04,048 I should be gettin' fan mail. 379 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,817 I'm vinnie barbarino. 380 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,119 I don't believe it. 381 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,921 I guess it's over for me now. 382 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,357 I guess I peaked. 383 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,059 Hey, buddy can you spare a dime? 384 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,428 You turned me into a bum. 385 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,507 You guys got it all wrong. 386 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,165 I mean, can't we Talk about this? 387 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,769 Oh, certainly frederick, Let's... Let's settle this 388 00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:26,437 Right here and now. 389 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,417 Okay, all right, see, now This is what's happening. 390 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:33,010 You see... Can we make it later? 391 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:37,814 See I'm... I gotta be on The air in 30 minutes. 392 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:42,319 Oh yeah, oh sure, oh yeah Sure, freddie, you got it, buddy. 393 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,593 Hey, there he is. 394 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,562 Whally the wow's golden boy. 395 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,741 You takin' a look At some of this stuff 396 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:53,998 That's come in here? 397 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:56,367 Got requests for Personal appearances, 398 00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:57,835 New advertisers. 399 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,481 Well, there's even on Guy here wants to put out 400 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,438 A freddie washington watch. 401 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,667 Every hour on the hour It lights up and says, 402 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,243 Hi, there. 403 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,622 Are you excited about all this? 404 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,447 How does the golden Boy feel, anyway? 405 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,461 Eh, the golden boy Feels a little bit tarnished 406 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,417 Right now, whally. 407 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,785 Why, what's the matter, man? 408 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:18,088 Did I come down on you a Little too hard yesterday? 409 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,891 It... It wasn't you, Man, it wasn't you. 410 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,727 See, everything Would be perfect if... 411 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:26,263 See, if only the guys Would understand. 412 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,332 Oh, the guys. 413 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,633 I know, it's your buddies. 414 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,635 They got jealous, right? 415 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,404 Yeah. 416 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:34,605 Well they always do, man. 417 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:38,409 Welcome to the Wonderful world of radio. 418 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,044 You mean, you ain't Got no friends either? 419 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,680 Take a look over my shoulder. 420 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,214 What do you see? 421 00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:45,216 Andy. 422 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:47,084 What's he doin'? 423 00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:51,321 Trippin' over cables. 424 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,557 He's about to drop A stack of records. 425 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:58,195 One, two, three... 426 00:19:58,263 --> 00:20:02,332 Right now, he's pullin' on the Door tryin' to get out, right? 427 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:03,433 Yeah. 428 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,180 Now, he's lost his Grip, and he's crashing 429 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,737 Into the big console. 430 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,408 You really know him, don't you. 431 00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,077 Yeah, but he's it, man. 432 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,879 That's my friend for the year. 433 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:18,616 Lucky for me, he's a nice guy. 434 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:21,685 Does... Does it have To be that way? 435 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,587 Doesn't have to be, you know. 436 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,133 Well, how else is it Gonna turn out, man? 437 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,969 You spend half your Time isolated here 438 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,926 On the radio station all day, 439 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,915 Readin' requests, Answerin' the phone, 440 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,997 Playin' records, doin' the news. 441 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,865 Got no time for anything else. 442 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,245 Then when you do get on the Outside, maybe talk to somebody, 443 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:40,771 You find out you're talkin' At them, not with them. 444 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,707 You just forget how to Listen, you know what I mean? 445 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,242 So then... 446 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:48,479 So then how come you Pushin' me to be a disk jockey? 447 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:50,948 Well, you got the Brains, you got the talent, 448 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,984 You got the personality. 449 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:57,455 And besides, I could Use another friend. 450 00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:01,558 Yeah, right now, I could Use a friend myself. 451 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,594 That's your cue. 452 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,869 Hi there. 453 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,539 This is freddie boom Boom washington. 454 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,085 I want you all to know I had a real nice week 455 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:21,045 Rotating platters and rappin' On with all ya'll out there. 456 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,780 I never knew I could Like something so much. 457 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:27,451 See, the only problem Is, I like my friends more. 458 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:31,087 And since I don't know How I can have them both, 459 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,890 I guess I'll be signin' off now. 460 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,827 So, bye then. 461 00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:40,230 Now, just hold On a second there. 462 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,065 What are you guys doin' here? 463 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,246 Well, I tried to call you, Freddie, but you wouldn't 464 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:47,304 Loan me a dime, remember? 465 00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:49,118 Hey, I think maybe it's time Now to play another one 466 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,676 Of the friendly messages From one of our sponsors 467 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,210 Here on bad. 468 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:54,945 Yeah, I don't understand. 469 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:59,583 Oh, freddie, we were the Ones who didn't understand. 470 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,985 It was all my fault, arnold. 471 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,587 I let it all go to my head. 472 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,122 That's true. 473 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,459 But freddie, at least, We should've given you 474 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:12,329 A little more time to Come down by yourself. 475 00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:16,566 You mean, you guys wouldn't Mind if I kept doin' this? 476 00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:18,602 Freddie, of course We wouldn't mind. 477 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,637 We want one of us to do good. 478 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:23,107 Yeah, I mean it Happens so rarely, 479 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,187 We just didn't know How to handle it, right? 480 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:26,788 Yeah, and if one of us Does good, we all do good. 481 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,079 You know what I mean? 482 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:29,924 Hey, uh guys, I might Remind you, this is a top 40 483 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:33,584 Radio show, not a soap opera. 484 00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:34,584 Well, come on, then. 485 00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:38,822 Go on, do your thing. 486 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,292 Hi there, miss me? 487 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,594 Well, it's great to be Back from vacation. 488 00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:46,063 This is freddie boom Boom washington. 489 00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:51,202 And whally the wow comin' At ya in tandem on wbad. 490 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:53,837 And that's bad! 491 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,942 ♪ 492 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:11,288 Right here in the land of wbad. 493 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:13,457 So this is what's Become of whally weasel. 494 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,859 Hey, kotter, how ya doin'? 495 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,573 It's not whally the Weasel anymore. 496 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,029 It's whally the wow. 497 00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,842 I've had my Consciousness raised. 498 00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:23,467 I mean, how would you like It if we were still calling you, 499 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:26,536 Clown-faced kotter? 500 00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:27,715 Yeah, I see what you mean. 501 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,639 That was like another life. 502 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,386 Hey, whally, remember the Time you greased the hall 503 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,454 And woodman slid all the Way from the nurse's office 504 00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:36,980 To the girl's locker room? 505 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:38,983 Oh, those were The good old days. 506 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:41,318 Remember, you used to Tell all those stupid jokes 507 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,253 About your uncles, man? 508 00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:46,556 Oh, I sure am glad We outgrew that. 509 00:23:50,228 --> 00:23:51,406 Ah, yeah, well, whally, listen. 510 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,841 I wanted to thank you Personally for taking care 511 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,509 Of my guys like that, that Was really sweet of you. 512 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:55,933 And it's great seein' you again. 513 00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:58,669 It's okay, drop by anytime, man. 514 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,304 Okay, whally back on the line. 515 00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:01,938 Hey, uh, what's your name? 516 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:03,274 Andy. 517 00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:04,786 Andy, did I ever tell you About my uncle who wanted 518 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:08,478 To be a disk jockey? 519 00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:09,891 You see, he wanted To be a disc jockey, 520 00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:11,848 And he went to This radio station. 521 00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:21,891 ♪ 522 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,633 ♪ welcome back ♪ 523 00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:33,570 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 524 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,773 ♪ welcome back ♪ 525 00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:40,511 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 526 00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:42,579 ♪ well the names Have all changed 527 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,882 Since you hung around ♪ 528 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:46,884 ♪ but those dreams have remained 529 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:49,186 And they've turned around ♪ 530 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,355 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 531 00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:53,401 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 532 00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:55,493 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 533 00:24:55,561 --> 00:24:57,401 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 534 00:24:57,463 --> 00:24:59,530 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot 535 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:01,765 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 536 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,900 ♪ welcome back ♪ 537 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:06,089 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪♪ 39405

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