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Julie, did I ever tell
You about my uncle cecil
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Who was a highway patrolman?
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No.
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I didn't know that you
Had an uncle who was
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A highway patrolman.
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Yes, I do, now one
Day he's on the road
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And he sees this speck
In his rear-view mirror.
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It's coming at him
Faster and faster.
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Right, he looks as it goes by,
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It's a guy running.
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Cecil tries to
Catch up, he goes 60,
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70 miles an hour, can't
Catch up to his guy.
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About five minutes later,
He's turning the road,
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He hears groaning
From the side of the road.
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Oh... Oh... He looks
And it's the same guy.
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He says, "What happened,
How'd you get here?"
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The guy looks up and
Says, "You know what it is
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To have a blowout
In your sneakers
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At 80 miles an hour?"
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♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ well the names
Have all changed
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Since you hung around ♪
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♪ but those dreams have remained
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And they've turned around ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
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'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪♪
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♪
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Okay.
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Now, a constitutional
Amendment has to be ratified
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By at least two...
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All right, it's a fire
Drill, fire drill, all right,
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Everybody remain cool and calm.
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Not that calm!
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Now line up there,
Single file, quietly.
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Come on, let's go.
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Come on.
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Right you are, mr. Kotter.
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At a time like
This, we should all
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Have a cool head.
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Fire!
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Fire!
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Arnold, put him
Down, leave him alone.
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Arnold, arnold.
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Just a drill
Arnold, take it easy.
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Everybody else
Outside, just a drill.
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Go to your assigned places.
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But mr. Kotter,
When the bell rings,
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How do we know it's a fire drill
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And not a real fire?
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I guess we don't.
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That's what I thought.
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Fire!
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Fire!
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Oh, no! Oh, my goodness, no!
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That's the third
Fire drill this week.
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Hey, I had enough
Of these dry runs.
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I think it's time the
Place caught on fire
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So we can see how it's gonna do
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Under real pressure.
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It's just a drill, I'm okay.
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All right, kotter.
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Which one of you
Sweathogs turned in
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A false alarm?
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Mr. Woodman, how
Can you be so sure
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It was one of my kids?
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You're right, kotter,
It was unfair of me.
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Could've been you.
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I remember when
You were a sweathog.
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You put hot fudge
In the inkwells.
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I didn't put the hot
Fudge in the inkwells,
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That was crazy delaney.
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I ran around afterwards
And sprinkled nuts on it,
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Put I didn't put it...
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Ain't that the kind of thing
That makes you proud of him?
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Thank you very much, all right,
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The drill's over, let's
Go inside, come on.
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Come on, everybody.
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Okay, everybody inside.
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Hold it, hold it.
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As long as you're all out here,
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Let me, uh, check your lockers.
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Principal lazarus has
Ordered a locker inspection.
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What are you looking for?
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Anything I can find to
Nail your sweathogs.
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Mr. Woodman, what is this,
Be cruel to sweathog day?
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Kotter, every day is be
Cruel to sweathog day.
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This is my locker
And welcome to it.
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Good grief!
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What is that?
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Looks like an antique banana.
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Arnold holds onto
It long enough,
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It might be worth something.
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I collect old fruit.
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Strange boy, kotter.
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Very strange.
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Epstein.
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Hold it.
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You got a warrant?
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I know my rights!
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What's all this?
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Those are the notes
Covering my absenteeism
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For the rest of my life!
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And look, you spoiled
My filing system.
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Arthritis... Appendicitis...
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Is this your locker, barbarino?
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What?
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This locker, is
This your locker?
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Where?
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What, where?
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Barbarino, the only
Reason you got a head
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Is to separate your ears!
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Ooh!
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Separate?
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I think woodman just ranked you.
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Well, can I rank him back
Without gettin' in trouble,
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Can I do that?
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I don't know.
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Can he do that?
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Sure.
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I used to be
Pretty good at this.
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Go ahead.
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Give me your best shot.
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Clam breath.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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And I won't get in no trouble.
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No.
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You mean it?
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Sure I mean it, pepperoni puss!
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Well, listen, you
Snow-capped leprechaun...
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You look like somebody
Played danny boy
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On your face with an ugly stick.
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Ooh!
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Very funny, barbarino.
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That's so funny you
Can stay after school
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For two weeks.
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Wait a second.
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Mr. Woodman, you told
Him that it was all right.
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Just cool it, brillo head!
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Not doin' it for that.
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It's because of this.
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What is this jacket
With "Sweathogs" on it?
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It's nothing, nothing.
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Wait a minute.
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Gangs wear jackets like this.
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Yeah, well, uh, those
Are our colors, you see,
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As guys, we
Formed a little club.
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Yeah, well, exactly what
Kind of club did you form?
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Well, it must be
Some terrific club
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Because so dar
They won't let me join.
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You just haven't
Been initiated yet.
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Non-school organizations
Are forbidden
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On school grounds.
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Now jackets mean
Gangs, gangs mean fights,
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And fights mean bad news.
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Principal lazarus doesn't
Like bad news, kotter.
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The last time I
Brought him bad news,
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He ate my tie.
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Look at this,
Here's another one.
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They're not people!
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What's with him?
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Where've you been, freddie?
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Oh, uh, man, I had some trouble.
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Hey, you okay?
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Hey man, those guys
Over at new utrecht
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Said I invaded their turf.
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Did ya?
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No, not exactly.
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Actually, I invaded
Pearl jackson.
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Oh.
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Unfortunately,
She happens to live
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Right in the middle
Of their turf.
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But y'all don't worry.
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Old boom knows how
To take care of himself.
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See, man, I got
Surrounded by these seven
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Big bad new utrecht
Cats, right man...
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Wait, wait, wait a second.
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There was seven of 'em?
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Either there was seven
Or two, I don't know.
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Anyway.
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I looked 'em right in the eye,
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And then I'll say... "Hi there."
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They don't say nothin'.
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They just look at me mean.
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So I holds my ground.
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And I look them straight
Back in the eye one more time
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And then I said to
Them... "Bye there."
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Everybody back in class.
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So what are you
Gonna do about it?
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Don't you guys realize
That if you walk around
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With jackets like this, you're
Just asking for trouble?
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I want you to listen to me.
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Sooner or later,
Somebody's really
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Gonna get hurt.
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Yeah.
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Especially me.
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Yeah, especially him.
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♪
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Oh, poor baby.
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You don't look so good.
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What's the matter?
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I'm just worried.
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Oh, honey.
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I was talking to the plant.
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Edna.
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Julie, why do you give all
These plants girls' names for?
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How do know they're
Girls, what do you do,
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Peek under the leaves?
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Besides, it's ridiculous
For you to keep on
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Talking to plants anyway.
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Well tonight, edna's a
Lot more fun than you are.
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I'm sorry, honey, I'm just
Worried about the kids.
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I'm worried.
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Oh.
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Excuse me, edna.
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Okay.
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What's the big crisis this time?
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You have to help horshack
Break in a new lunch box?
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It's even more
Serious than that.
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You're kidding.
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No, I got a problem,
Julie, the kids
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Have formed a gang.
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And I don't know what to do.
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I mean, I think there's
Gonna be a rumble.
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A rumble?
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What's a rumble?
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Oh, I forgot.
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You're from nebraska.
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In nebraska, a rumble
Is when your cow
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Has a gas attack.
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A rumble is a fight.
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People hit each other.
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Person could develop a coma.
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I remember when I was in school,
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There was this guy I knew.
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Bonzo maretti.
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Bonzo loved to rumble.
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He would fight
Anybody, anything.
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Buses, buildings.
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Small towns.
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One year, for summer
Vacation, he beat up everybody
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In utah.
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I think there's someone
Rumbling at the door.
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- arnold...
- will you say I inspire fear?
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Arnold.
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I gather you're
Joining the gang, too?
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Do you know what
It's like, arnold,
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To be in a rumble?
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So?
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What's a rumble like?
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I want you to picture
A game of hockey.
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Big guys.
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With no teeth.
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Big sticks, and you're the puck.
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Mr. Kotter, I want to be a punk,
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Not a puck.
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Good-bye, mr. Kotter.
268
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:03,821
Mrs. Kotter.
269
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,689
I know, I know!
270
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,391
Such a pity!
271
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:12,830
A young man like me
Cut down in his prime!
272
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:16,134
Do you know that I just
Got my first chest hair?
273
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:25,143
If you'd like to see it,
I'll go home and get it.
274
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,278
Mr. Kotter.
275
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:31,716
Before I go to the... Rumble,
276
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,496
There's only one
Thing I'd like you
277
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,653
To do for me.
278
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:36,921
What's that, arn?
279
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,524
Stop me from going!
280
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:48,866
Arnold.
281
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,279
Now that you've
Greased my shirt,
282
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,271
Would you mind oiling my shoes?
283
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:59,210
♪
284
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,924
Soon as we initiate horshack
He'll go off in front of us,
285
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,615
Then new utrecht turkey.
286
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,761
How are we gonna initiate him?
287
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,851
I don't know, how
Did we initiate you?
288
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,053
Wait a minute.
289
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,289
Nobody initiated me, remember?
290
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,190
I'm vinnie barbarino.
291
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:16,193
I started the gang, remember?
292
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:19,130
And when you start a gang,
You got to initiate yourself.
293
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:23,000
Which I did, and it
Was very painful.
294
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,705
Yo, what do you gotta
Do to initiate yourself?
295
00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:30,108
Oh, it was awful, really.
296
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:33,077
For a whole week solid,
Every day after school,
297
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,046
I'd lock myself in my room,
298
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:38,349
And watch reruns
Of "Gilligan's island."
299
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,420
Oh, wow.
300
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,853
Vinnie.
301
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,722
I had no idea.
302
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,372
How about you, freddie,
How'd you get initiated?
303
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:51,795
Oh, I didn't.
304
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:56,934
I joined on vinnie's special
Minority membership plan.
305
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,503
Great, we got a great gang.
306
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,616
Epstein, what are
You complainin' about?
307
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,218
You didn't have
To get initiated.
308
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:07,311
Yeah, that's 'cause
I got a note here.
309
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:11,048
Let me read this...
You gotta see this one.
310
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,350
"Dear punk...
311
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:16,687
Please excuse juan
From his gang initiation
312
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,623
Because of an inner ear problem.
313
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,827
He hates to hear himself scream.
314
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,163
Signed, epstein's mother."
315
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:26,363
Stupid, stupid.
316
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,666
Hey look, I got a great
Idea for the initiation.
317
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,246
Why don't we stick
Horshack's head
318
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:35,006
In my gym locker for
About three minutes?
319
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,242
We want to initiate
Him, not kill him.
320
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,951
Hello, fellow delinquents.
321
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,931
All right, horshack, you
Ready for your initiation?
322
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:49,887
Huh?
323
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,490
Yeah, you ready to become a man?
324
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,959
Or something close.
325
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:55,960
Hey, start.
326
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,161
Start!
327
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,941
I started, I already started.
328
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:03,034
I just gotta get my
Thoughts deranged.
329
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,702
Horshack, over here!
330
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,670
Frederick, give me some water.
331
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,573
Horshack, genuflect!
332
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,176
Gene... Who?
333
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,245
I was gonna baptize him.
334
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,215
It's the only thing I
Could think of, all right?
335
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,984
You know, being
Catholic and all.
336
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,151
Horshack.
337
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,354
You look like a vaseline factory
338
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:28,092
Blew up on you.
339
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,895
Listen, vinnie, if you
Gotta have an initiation,
340
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,197
Why don't you
Initiate us all at once?
341
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,200
What you talkin'
About "All of us"?
342
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,636
I brought some recruits.
343
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,449
So sit down, come on, sit down.
344
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,372
Recruits?
345
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,218
Is this a joke,
There's recruits?
346
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,319
I do not see you sitting!
347
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:47,111
I'm sitting.
348
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,047
Okay!
349
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,566
Sweathogs!
350
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,100
Yeah!
351
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,643
We came to join the gang, too.
352
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,411
We can help you guys
Break some heads.
353
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,391
Break some heads,
What are you, crazy?
354
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:27,418
I wouldn't do nothin' to
Mar this natural beauty.
355
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,064
Mr. Kotter, we were just
Gonna throw the scare
356
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,599
On those new utrecht
Guys on account
357
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:31,734
Of what they did
To freddie here.
358
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,769
- yeah.
- what you bring woodman for?
359
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,059
I can't believe it.
360
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,872
That's right, kotter,
What did you bring me for?
361
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,996
- oh, good old ace over here?
- yeah.
362
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,108
He's the only one
That's got the key
363
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,099
To the nurse's office.
364
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,401
What's the difference?
365
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,670
Let 'em knock each
Other's brains loose, pow!
366
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,973
Easy, ace.
367
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,943
I'm gettin' the picture,
They all dress up like this.
368
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,357
You trying to stop
Us, we ain't gonna...
369
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,213
Hey, no!
370
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:56,859
We ain't tryin' to stop you!
371
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,294
I just remembered
What a rumble was like
372
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,162
When I was school,
How exciting it was!
373
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,487
I figured I could give
You guys a few pointers!
374
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:06,491
All right? Now, who's the
First guy that's got the chains?
375
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:11,028
Chains, no, no, don't
Got no chains on me!
376
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:13,030
No chains, no chains?
377
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:16,834
How about some brass knuckles?
378
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,202
Sticks, you got sticks?
379
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:21,839
Sticks, you talkin'
Big time now.
380
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,707
I don't understand you guys.
381
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,020
What did you come
Here, go to a rumble
382
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,044
Or go to a dance?
383
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,712
Dance, that's a good idea.
384
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,249
We'll go right now, all right?
385
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,089
Oh.
386
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,327
Looks like we don't
Have to go to the dance.
387
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,562
Here's the
Entertainment committee.
388
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,209
I didn't think they
Was gonna show up.
389
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,733
All right.
390
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:50,735
Who's the leader here?
391
00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,843
Uh...
392
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:05,416
We heard you all
Sweathogs was lookin' for us.
393
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,152
So, uh, we thought
We'd make ourselves
394
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,020
Easy to find.
395
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,029
You got a disease?
396
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,702
Were you lookin' for us?
397
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,136
What?
398
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:35,879
Was you... Looking... For us?
399
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,716
Where?
400
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,185
I thought we was remedial.
401
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,486
Hey.
402
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,199
Enough of this lip service here.
403
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:45,834
I came here for some action!
404
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,502
Who's the first guy who
Wants to lose control
405
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:51,062
Of his face?
406
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,296
Will you cool it?
407
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,464
Who is this guy?
408
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,300
He's our teacher.
409
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:07,344
Your teacher?
410
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,947
This a tough school.
411
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,348
All right, let's go.
412
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:12,716
No, wait!
413
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,962
All right, now you can start.
414
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,787
I don't like to watch
Him dismember people.
415
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,995
That's the oldest
Punk I ever saw.
416
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:31,802
You a senior?
417
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,705
I'm the vice principal!
418
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,641
Vice principal?
419
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,311
This is a tough school.
420
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,745
Hey, what, are you nuts?
421
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,581
I'm not gonna mess
With no vice principal!
422
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,885
Are ya turkey or ya lucky?
423
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:52,423
Just be glad you didn't
Have to mess with horshack.
424
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,966
We call him the widow maker.
425
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:08,572
He's already got six
Notches on his lunch box.
426
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,608
That's right.
427
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:18,081
And how would you
Like to be number seven?
428
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:22,686
Hold me back. Let me at him!
429
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,955
Quorum, please.
430
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,190
There's no need to
Get all worked up here.
431
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,559
Breathe deep, breathe deep.
432
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:33,730
Relax.
433
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,377
I'm sure that we
Can all work out
434
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,146
Our little difficulties here.
435
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,636
No problem.
436
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,671
We'll talk.
437
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,073
Tomorrow.
438
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,241
Call my servants.
439
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,043
We'll have lunch.
440
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,385
He's the vice principal?
441
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,954
That's right.
442
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,989
And you're a teacher.
443
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,058
You got it.
444
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,828
What do you teach?
445
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,729
Home economics.
446
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,369
This is a tough school.
447
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,106
All right!
448
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,317
Well, who ya lookin' for?
449
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:28,452
You lookin' for me?
450
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:33,090
Well, here I am,
Vinnie barbarino!
451
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,358
Hey, carvelli.
452
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:37,161
Your mother. Your mother...
453
00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:38,430
All right, all right, vinnie.
454
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,396
Stop it.
455
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:43,133
I got 'em good.
456
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,035
Look.
457
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,538
I came here with mr. Woodman
And I convinced him
458
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,339
To dress this way
459
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:51,453
Because we wanted to make
Sure nobody would get hurt.
460
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,555
I told ya, nobody was
Gonna get hurt, mr. Kotter,
461
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,324
We was just gonna throw
A scare into those guys...
462
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,748
That's how it starts,
Juan, you try to scare them
463
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,494
Then they scare you
Then you push them
464
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:00,818
And they shove you.
465
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,764
You do something bad to them
And they try to do something
466
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:03,887
Worse to you.
467
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:07,057
That's the way wars get started.
468
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,092
It's the same thing
With countries.
469
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,340
Head of one country says to
The head of another country,
470
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,765
"Off my case, tank face."
471
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:19,002
He wise back, "Up your
Nose, with tokyo rose."
472
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:22,939
One week later, john
Wayne is storming iwo jima.
473
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:26,009
Well, I don't want no
Part of nothing like that.
474
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,678
Yeah, me neither.
475
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,513
Hey, mr. Kotter.
476
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:33,016
Does this mean I don't
Got to be tough no more?
477
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:34,784
That's right, arnold.
478
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,064
Come on, we've
All had a long day.
479
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:38,489
What do you say we, uh...
480
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,961
What do you say
We all slide home?
481
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:57,941
♪
482
00:23:03,415 --> 00:23:04,982
Hi, honey.
483
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,850
Hi, honey.
484
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:07,851
Thanks for bringing me lunch.
485
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,219
You're gonna love it.
486
00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:13,757
I made you a sandwich of
My famous tuna casserole!
487
00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,962
Well go ahead, dig in.
488
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:21,498
Julie, did I ever tell you
About my uncle harry kotter?
489
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,567
No.
490
00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:23,801
Harry was a soft touch.
491
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,047
Anybody could sell him anything.
492
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,648
Talked like this,
"Hello, I'm harry kotter,
493
00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:30,307
I'm a nice guy, anybody
Can sell me anything."
494
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:32,020
One time, he went to buy a suit.
495
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,922
Tried the jacket on,
And one of the sleeves
496
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,345
Is longer than the other.
497
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,092
Said to the salesman,
"Hey, mister, this sleeve
498
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,683
Is longer than the other
One, how can I really...
499
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,251
The sleeve is long."
500
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,721
The guy said, "Look, just
Hold your arm like this,
501
00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:46,289
And it's fine."
502
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,158
Then he tries on the pants.
503
00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:50,594
He notices t hat one leg
Is longer than the other.
504
00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:52,808
"Mister, this leg is
Longer than the other one,
505
00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,710
I couldn't walk down
The street with a leg
506
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,133
Longer than the other one."
507
00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:59,803
He said, "Just hold
Your leg out like that."
508
00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:02,172
Sells him the suit, harry
Walks out of the store,
509
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,285
These two guys notice him
Walking down the street.
510
00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:05,954
One says to the
Other, "Oh, my god,
511
00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:08,112
Look at that unfortunate
Fellow over there."
512
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,958
Other guy says,
"Yeah, that's a shame.
513
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:12,116
Look how nice his suit fits."
514
00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:20,057
♪
515
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:27,164
♪
516
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:31,268
♪ welcome back ♪
517
00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:35,105
♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
518
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:37,274
♪ welcome back ♪
519
00:24:37,342 --> 00:24:42,112
♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
520
00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,414
♪ well the names
Have all changed
521
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,483
Since you hung around ♪
522
00:24:46,552 --> 00:24:48,585
♪ but those dreams have remained
523
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,720
And they've turned around ♪
524
00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:52,923
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
525
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,702
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
526
00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:56,993
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
527
00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:59,129
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
528
00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:01,198
♪ yeah we tease him a lot
529
00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:03,434
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
530
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,001
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